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#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Needs some of those glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# bleeding, burning, business churning
wrenching crashing wildly thrashing

hustling bustling creative rustling

tossing trashing tongue backlashing

here and there and everywhere

minds are burning

aching with despair

we are weeping and seeping desperately seeking answers

to which we've no bacon

*slits wrists*

edit: oops. Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
#
/80s
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane

/70's
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Switching decades for today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Al Capone's guns don't argue
/60's
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# It's a celebrate the super seventies Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
but isn't the last line supposed to be "I like bacon"? or is that another poem?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha edited for you madam
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# yay!
It's perfect now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# 'ello luvvy
how did you get on with the fish?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# It's the tap water
too much chlorine.

3 of the fish that died yesterday were lady fish and heavily pregnant. The nasty lady in the shop said "oooh look" and squeezed their dead bellies and the eggs popped out.

For lunch today, I had... sod all.

Edit: And while all of this was happening I was chased by an attack parrot who took a fancy to my multi-coloured toes and wanted to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Awww . . .
I don't suppose there's much you can do is there?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Add anti-chlorine when I top up the pond
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Coo!
I din't know there was such a thing . . .

It's not kids wee-wee is it? They don't like it down the swimming pool . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Hey Potts, look at my fishtank. Want any tips?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I'm not pouring guinness into the pond!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# *pretends to be a pond*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# That's the reason my fish are all old but healthy!
Guiness is good for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)
# use bottled water?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I thought that if you let the water sit exposed for a few days
the chlorine would evaporate. That's what I
do for the plants, at least. Spider plants are
supposed to be especially sensitive.

edit: of course, all my plants are hanging
on for dear life, so I'm probably wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Ah!
the best of all the Robert Burns' poems.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# *carries in enormous haggis*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I know it's not funny, but which is better?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Right.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# The one on the right
(the one on the left is all crumpled and burnt...)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# They're both rubbish, make something funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# pfft
Harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# ^ not this
(waxdart hello., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# meanie.
TJ:

Check out this Barry Scott mask. More than a tad disturbing.

barryscott.blogs.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/barry_mask_2.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# ^ bestest thing ever ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# who is this Barry Scott dude?
my bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# He advertises
a cleaning product called Cillit Bang, and is very loud and twattish.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Scott
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# and I thought the world wouldn't get any weirder today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
*prints*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# legend

I was lied to all along! He's and actor playing Barry...

I'm stunned...

You like that don't you Barry!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Left.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# coca-cola
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# ???
egh

the other one
(waxdart hello., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# left
it's illegible, but more realistic. Plus at least some effort has gone into the layout. The right-hand one looks like it was typed on Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Do you want it to look authenticly old and crumpled?
If so, left. If you want it neat, right.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# ^This!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# They don't celebrate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Prawn cocktail
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Hurrah!
?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
its funny cos its true
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Better for what?
Use the one with least spelling mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Jessica
Elizabeth always seemed like a bit of a prude
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# the first...
no the second...

oh I don't know, I'm rubbish at these.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Does the left one feature a cartoon of Mohammed?
only, it looks like it's been burned.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I prefer right
but sometimes i use left because it feels like it's someone else. Especailly if i sit on it for a few minutes before hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# winner!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Superb!
^THIS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# B!
I had a job once where I had to scan books and other things and that crappy company would definately say B
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# HAL 9000...8999...8998...8997...8996...8995...8994



(grubbymitts2 moving to Denmark where bestiality is legal. MOO!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Silly Computer
Dave not gone, is hiding!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Silly computer!
Spaceship is not for insane commandeering!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Dave? Dave?
Is that you man? Open up, I got the stuff....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:30, archived)
# that Hal, tch, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:30, archived)
# bindun
(waxdart hello., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# ...
You're my wife now...
(grubbymitts2 moving to Denmark where bestiality is legal. MOO!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# I knew that'd happen...
...eventually. Arf!

*claims wifes*
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:17, archived)
# hehe
(dognutz, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# boom tish!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# yay
it's cutting edge humour
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# *resists laughing out loud in the office
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# *burns toilets*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha!
you bum toilets!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:28, archived)
# I'm insulted
*burns Count's embassy*

*realises that it was me who started it*

*burns own embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# That man
at least he gets his point across
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# although...
don't arabs wipe with their left hand? or is that just a myth?
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Depends which hand they eat with
It's regarded by some as unclean to use the same hand for eating and wiping. But yes, usually the right hand for eating.

And I think it's more Asia than Arabia.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
# haha
Russ Abbott did that with Edward Scissorhands
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Russ Abbott: King of Comedy
alongside Lenny Bennett of course
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# *remembers Celebrity Squares
*disagrees with above sentiment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# but that's just stupid!
Surely it must've been obvious even to Russ Abbott that if one was to wipe your arse with Edward Scissorhands you're going to end up with a sore arse at best?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Use Eddie's hair or tongue
save razor fingers for quim trim afters
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Pfft
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:29, archived)
# He sniffs his poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# ha ha
fuckin ell - what happened to his lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# you kissed him!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# its true
he promised to use his right-hand on me if I did
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Goatse...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# You bugger!
I can't see anything these days without thinking of the Goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# you want to
experience teh goatse first hand dont you?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaha
Beadles hand is comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# well . . . yes . . .
but on the other hand . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I haven't shopped it yet (as my 'puter is off being fixed)
But I intend to reinvent Stone/Scissors/Paper with Beadle/Allen/Reinhardt*

Just need to work out who beats who.




*Jeremy/Dave/Django
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# *Pouts*
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# *It clicks the lotion on its skin*...
Dave Dave Dave...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I have no idea what you're on about . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:29, archived)
# arf!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# re: the alt text... i'm sure you could open up multiple user accounts for clicking the 'i like this' button ;)
as for the picture, it's very nice, i saw the hand shrinking and thought it as a witty retort then realised that's the punch line! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# I don't think so
I think there is summat that only allows one click per computer address thingummy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# modern technology eh.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# so thats how you do it aha!
and also the consistant high quality of your posts

but multiple accounts, AHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# no, it doesn't work


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bootiful
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha
non-fatty! woo yay cool houpla darling!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Thankies, m'dear!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Needs a warning on the pot. "always apply with both hands"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# or 'Mr Goatse, not to be used as lube'
Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Pffft!
Sooner or later he'd explode. Then (assuming someone was there to photograph it) he could become an entirely new meme!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Hohoho,
nice one, Davey-baby :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Thankee, Vuvuducks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
this weight loss cream is great... but on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# hahahahah
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# But But But
where's the pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# this is fist rate!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# there isn't one of these
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# There is now.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# open any evening , any day
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)
# more city pork!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# george galloway?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Michael's second attempt at ventrilojism


/bit diff
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Absolute classic!
:)
(poges unite, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# props to Wildstyle for inspiration
There
||
\/
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# well thankyou very much
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha,
that deserves more woo :¬)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Art tiem
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# oooooh that's lully!
tres woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# That's
lully

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Ooooooh
Beautiful, M'dear
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# needs more cocks
make 'em magenta too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Nice one Squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# hehe
i like your thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# heheh
I like your i like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# hahar
I like your curtains - are they new?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# i like your carpets
do they match?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# right down to the stains
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# only his trousers
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# nice
needs more crows
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Cor!
Thass corking!

Well done!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Oooooh, proper art!
*waits for b3ta-stylee reshopping*

*spots TGA's post*

Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# always a pleasure, never a chore
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# ILT!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Oooh that's purdy
Have a Woo BBB
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# bloody 'ell mate
you not busy at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Cor that's pretty
And you're too talented and *sigh*

Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Sorry? - Yeah right....



Not surprisingly, even at point-blank range the hitmans bullet completely missed his brain.
(SoapbarStars, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)
# don't be so unsensitive
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# It's SEVEN in the head
and one in the shoulder

/hahahaha
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# dunno if you saw this
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5629867
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# huh? wha?
who?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5629738
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# alright
that makes ALL the sense
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# "unsenstitive"?
hmm...*consults dictionary.com"
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# it was in his literal speech yesterday
the word has been reported as "insensitive"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Couldn't resist


Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
#

ants
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)
# LOL!
Yeah, stupid Lizards!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)
# I don't know, the tail thing is pretty cool.
How does the ability to jettison one's tail evolve though.

It's kind of a binary thing, one either can jettison one's tail or one cannot.

Being able to nearly jettison one's tail isn't going to help a jot when it comes to survival, so how did it ever come to be that they were able to do it?

Inteligent Design I reckon.


www.b3ta.com/board/5629996
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# It's actually an extremely useful survival tactic.
Birds of prey generally go for the tail as it's the highest point off the ground and the easiest bit to go for. When theyre caught. whe the bird has a hold of its tail they shed it, bird stil thinks its got it, lizard runs off.

Ingenius, if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# must be intelligent design...
couldn't possibly be that being able to jettison one's tail makes it possible to leave the tail behind with a predator while you bugger off into the distance, thus increasing your chances of survival, could it?

:P
(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Well, try reading it again.
Then we will discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Oooh, one little word changes the whole meaning of what you said.
Yes, quite.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# it's one of those things which has always bemused me.
Like Giraffe's necks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# There exists
jumps in continuous variables with random processes governed by laws intrinsic to evolutionary genetics*

AICMFP


* Ruthlessly plagiarised off tinterweb
(I helped save b3ta! Jago Laurens, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# hehehe
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Fact books should have as many question marks as possible.
100% fact?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# OMGZ ROFL etc...
panel
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha ZOMG!
:) woo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# I thought it was the other way round.
Seeing as they are cold blooded, they are only able to function properly during daylight hours, when the sun has warmed their blood enough.

Or am i completely missing the point?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# LOL
THEY ARE TEH EMO LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# LOLZ
WOT M I THINKZ ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Page 18

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Oh noes!
you won't like her when she's angry!










*bum her! bum her!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Don't
You just get hair in your eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# dakka dakka dakka
jihad!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)
# :D
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# wooooo!
Lookin' great.

I think I may have missed several of these
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# these are all brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# heh
"target enraged", more like...
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# I knew it!
It woz a missile I was right I woz.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# MMMMmmmmmmore
(ray bentos, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Why did i first see the magenta phallus at first? :/
(poges unite, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:03, archived)
# its subliminal
.
(ray bentos, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Because:
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
is that the John Balls printing press
(ray bentos, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Why is that bloke
at the back holding fake breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Either he's kneading a clay CDC
or those are balls of hummus.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Why wouldn't he be holding fake breasts?





*fatwahs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# the one on the right is holding a dildo




*jihads*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)
# They're coconut halves
for making a horse clip-clop sound
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# "Mmmmm...."
"The honey-glaze feels so good on my skin...."
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# ..."It rubs the lotion on its skin"....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Christ thats sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# "Whats that scent you're wearing Clarice Hmmmmmmmm"?
"ahhhh....

Vicks"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:08, archived)
# "Ahhhhh, Bisto"
Someone needs to do the b3ta Silence Of The Lambs. Wheres FoldsFive?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)
# I ate his pixels, with some Java script, and a Nice Kia-Ora
*flubbleubbleubbleubbleubble*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Gah
I'll track you down, you bastard.

*Books plane ticket to Italy*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# *looks pretentious wearing a white trilby*
hmmmmm, Carol Vorderman eh...

"Vowels in, or Vowels out"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Pfff
A mate of mine thought it hilarious to send his subordinate for a sandwich then when he returned to say, "It puts the sandwich on the desk...", "PUT THE FUCKING SANDWICH ON THE DESK!" - that was until his boss heard him.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Thats excellent behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Are you saying that Mihammed is a Hamtoucher?
Burn your own Embassy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# They make some fine spicey bangers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# haha
david blunkett
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# this/\
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
#
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Leningrad Inspired
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
and well done too!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Romanes eunt domus!
huzzah
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:03, archived)
# People call the Romans, they go t'the 'ouse?!?!!?
...but "go" implies motion towards...
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# another "tribute"
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# on wednesdays


deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:59, archived)
# I like this :)
It makes me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha!
what on earth?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Yay!
On thursdays will you be Mr T? Oh please.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# youre not a real super hero!
you need the pants on the outside!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# things have moved on since then
the modern day hero wears no pants atall.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# hurrah!
smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Enjoy this lovely picture of a needle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)
# I give up....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)
# did you like the needle?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Is your name from Dungeons and Dragons?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:03, archived)
# OFF TO FUCK WITH YOU
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Hooray!
*not a fucking clue*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# A thread is worth half as much again if it has a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# You're right
My picture of a needle WAS NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# ahahaha!
that's too fucking clever for this board!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I hate it when I have to explain my jokes
*emos
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Did you not used to have an icon?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# whatchoo talking about Willis?












*I forgot to switch it back on after being Sir Clive Sinclair for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Ah, that was you
I thought you were looking a bit nekkid today
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# teh grown
It is my aim to do a bad pun too.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Im really hoping it's this
because thats deeper than anything Meatloaf ever said
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# a proper roy walker there
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)
# thank you Mr Chips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# GAH
Those things freak me out. I'm going for tea until that dissapears.

*trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)
# What?
Gays?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Stop with teh Brian Peppers bandwagon!
Oh....

I see....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's going to be an animated book?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:58, archived)
# yes, yes it is......
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)
# *pays extra for that*
I've been waiting for someone to invent these for ages.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3568505.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# *retracts sarcasm*
Well that is interesting, real animated books, soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Wouldn't you....
Wouldn't you....



Dead of Night
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Anagram of Stuart Lubbock:
"Buttocks-a-blur"

*arf*
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Is Montere wearing nylons?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)
# and
a miniskirt
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# He's asking for it



*surprise jihads*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Those tights
do run
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Unintelligent upper facial hair of a honey producing insect.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# thick bee tache?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)
# ooh!
So close.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# *groan*
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Hook!
(poges unite, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Abu Hamzaaaaaaarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Hello and welcome new person.
Woo for pirates and fun-de-mentalists.

Pull up a jihad and smoke yourself a fatwah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:48, archived)
# why...
thank-ya. and prepare for some more image parody's curtosy of the BBC :) (and myself)
(poges unite, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Line!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Yarrrrrr!
Splendid. Pull up a chair, get comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Good hattage!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# erm. stuck in my head this one


but problee bindun back in 2004 compo

respect paid to source
(Jizzmop, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:35, archived)
# NFSFFW!!!
Some extra fucks in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:37, archived)
# That's nice
Have a lightbulb, wasn't worth its own thread

(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:37, archived)
# um....

toaster?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Bah!
You win!

Just wait till I get my blender, then you're in for it!
(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# PULL!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# consider it pulled
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I love the way ducks fly. It always looks so intense.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)
# They don't fly around here
Cocking tourists just feed them chips so they just sit and wait. Fair play to them I say
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Absolutely!
If I could live my life sitting on the riverbank eating chips with all the other ducks, I'd die a happy....duck.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# You have to dodge the swans
They are real bastards. Chased me the last time I went for a walk along the bank
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Swans are viscious to the max.
When I worked at the safari park we had them, big giant white things that would come and fight us for our lunch.

Oooh, and once a duckling stole a cigarette out of my hand and tried to swallow it, silly thing.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Safari park eh?
At least that's semi captivty. Here the council put signs along the canal bank saying proceed at your peril, or something. One day I'll get past that nesting site never to return. I'll be having tea with the dragons on the other side, now they are nice creatures
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Wow.
Take electric pokers and lots of body armour. You're a warrior, Squire.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Erm, warrior? Yes, that's what I am
All brave and that*



*actually scared of moths
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Then that makes you even more of a warrior for braving the swans.
It all makes 100% of sense in my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# I am, as always, your humble servant
*bows head*

Your majesty
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Toaster?
I hardly know her...
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# I like to get my head stuck up it.
(waxdart hello., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:37, archived)
# please link nsfw images
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:37, archived)
# It's art!
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Is it?
My boss wouldn't see it that way

Please linkify
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:42, archived)
# OK?
www.b3ta.com/board/5629876

If your boss isn't going to like it dont show him.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:44, archived)
# that's
what I thought. source wasn't thought nsfw so sorry for offence. I quite like the arty pic and my embassy appologises. problably too late to linky I guess.
(Jizzmop, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Re: lateness
Plenty of time for a linky... chop chop.
(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Not too late...
... just link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:44, archived)
# it has to look like porn to be NSFW
not just have norks
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# this /\
there's too many prudes around here
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# People with prude bosses
is all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# that's not our problem
Actual documented workplace policies are what we care about.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# funny,
the faq doesn't mention documented workplace policies. it does say that images that could, if your boss looks over your shoulder, be mistaken for porn should be linked.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)
# prudish
*pedant*

I doubt you're aloud to look at b3ta full stop at work! but we all do!
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I must
check faq again.
am surprised it fell for crit compared to other mash on here with LARGE expletives but there you go
(Jizzmop, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)
# yes, this^
if your boss catches you looking at b3ta, you might get slap on the wrists. if there is a genuine NSFW, porn-a-like pic, you'll get t'sack. the (now linked) image up there is just a drawing, you can't really mistake it for pr0n.

/aaaand relax.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Intelligent deliberately misspelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# *allowed*
/pedant ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)

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