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bit out of ideas frankly

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)

Hooray

now throw another baby kitten on the fire!

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)

Schroedinger made boxes which were suitable for baby kittens

alternately.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)

excuse me posting this again, it is one of my favorites though.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)

nothing to do with Schrodinger

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

easily done

the heads come off far too easily, kittens aren't made of the same stuff these days.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

ha ha!!

if only they were interchangable

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)

that's some mighty nifty elbowage going on there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)

hehe

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

Patent it hard!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)

I love this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

haha

poor thing

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corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Image hosted in Warren B3tas Anus - click for free B3ta image hosting

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)

Gleeee!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)

Have you been

laid off?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)

nope

i've been working hard all a week.

i did 5 at home last night, i just had to scan them this morning.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)

hahaha

they're great!

But there appears to have been hundreds over the past few days :)

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)

about 20 over the last 3 days.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)

I'll have that five pounds back, if you please.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)

They're not my eyes

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)

Yaaaay!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)

yay

fantastic

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)

Fantastic drawing

Do you sketch and then ink in the traditional manner?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)

woo!

must stay away
cannot afford another hour work time colouring in....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)

do it

or are you ghey or summat?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:43, archived)

the nipples are calling me...

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)

I love your pics

he looks so happy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

Bored, bored, bored

So I made Hong Kong Phooey rotate.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)

He is all of the sex.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)

He gets around, doesn't he.

(woo!)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)

So you did

Now make rotate naked

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

Hurrah!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

hehe

so you did

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)

yay...hong kong phooey coming back from the shops

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)

cor, that's lovely!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

Could be!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

OMG!!!!1!!!11!!!

He's not wearing his mask.

He looks a lot like Henry the mild mannered janitor.

No. It couldn't be.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)

his name was Penry

according to the official Hannah-Barbera website

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)

hooray

you're a number one super guy

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)

have a mildly mannered WOO!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)

Very good

I made my wife rotate similarly:

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)

Me too...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)

That's not my

wife.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)

Faster...

Much much more fasterer...

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Ozanners Underwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)

not quite rotation

.. because file picture rarely do the full sweep

the one at the left of its frame is David Blunkett at the bottom of a fishtank

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)

Keyboards to suit your lifestyle.............

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WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)

I don't get the limo one.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)

ah yes was a bit shit

just a long space bar

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WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)

Ah!

Iwas thinking that it was the zed and the why, but of course, you are foreign.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)

yes.. sorry

from the united states of Dorset

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WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)

Dorset is teh evil imperialism

/also from Dorset

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:43, archived)

Which keyboards have

the Z and Y swapped round?

(Scary, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

german ones

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)

for b3ta addicts

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)

For teh fluff addicts...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)

cute

but what happens when is tiny poos get stuck between the keys

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WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)

The keyboard smells.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)

suck them out with a straw.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)

for hardcore keyboard porn addicts

A nice little Dutch number for you.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)

eh?

RIS

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

oohh an MSX machine,,,,,

I had 5 different ones....

3 Yamaha CX5M (1 mk1 & 2 Mk2's with full size music keyboards)

a sanyo MPC100 and a toshiba HX22 :)

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

yay

only this one is depressed, as the rubber band for the floppy has snapped

Yay for t3h 0ld sk00l hardcore yamaha music ^_^

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

eBay is yer mate....

you can find loads of old MSX stuff, and the floppy drives are (from memory) mostly all the same type...

funny.. I fired up the CX's the other day, god they sound really weedy compared to todays stuff...

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)

oh still have them!!

ebay is pretty hopeless for msx2 above or floppy drives and that thing has a different size drive with a ye olde connector on it :/

Ahh, I really wanted a cx back in the day, if you ever feel like flogging them let me know :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)

aww

cuteness

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)

hahaha

that's all we really need.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)

I like that keyboard

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)

this is cool

woo

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)

yay for homemade choccy buns

that taste a lot better than they look.. :)

*burps*

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)

I want one.

Post me one.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)

No ,

really. I want one.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)

they would not make it....

its a bank holiday weekend (coz of paddys day) so they would not get there before next tuesday.

or the postman would eat them.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

your cat shat on it though.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)

dont have a cat....

or any animal actually...

unless you count the wild birds that feed in the garden...

but such is the danger of using chocolate icing... ;)

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)

I told you homegirl

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

ha ha ha ha!!

that is the tits^TM
official

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

have a

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

bright lights and all.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)

hahaha

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corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)

Some days you get the emo, other days...

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)

*sigh*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

grand!

can we see him being eaten by a tramp please

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

you know what

I think we can, after all, emo can never suffer enough can he? :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)

hmm

a touching tale

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)

yes,

I was in tears just thinking about drawing it.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)

hmmm this one looks more like a photo fit...

NO FILTERS WERE HARMED DURING THE DRAWING (nor were any used and ouch my arm hurts now.)
of course!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)

*fits*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)

i'd recommend some kind of moisturiser.

but nice picture.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)

or sandpaper

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)

Nicely done!

I approve.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

oh you are so lovely and arty arent you?

very nicely done m'lady. must've taken feckin' ages

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

that's rather good

how did you do that?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

the difficult and long way

sketch a photo
scan
colour in

along with getting cramp and lots of tea throughout.
ouchie!!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)

You have all the skills!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)

Oooh, nice work

must have taken you ages though!

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tipassoi, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

top tip - for the bottom of the newsletter

anyone got one?

Remember. We are not Viz. Real tips - not "stick tea bags in the hot water tank, and piping hot tea always on tap."

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rob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)

rip lettuce with your hands

using a knife makes it go brown :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)

you win

I like that

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rob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)

Damn, I wasted my real one being silly.

'If stored in a dry environment, Sugar will last indefinitely'.

Someone stopped in their car to ask me for directions last night.

He: 'I wonder if you could help me please?'

Me: 'Certainly, If stored in a dry environment, Sugar will last indefinitely.'

He: 'Yes, I know. That's why glass lasts indefinately too.'

Me: 'Glass is not made of sugar.'

He: 'No, sand.' *drives away*

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)

Dry

and wasp free

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)

Wasps eating sugar

make it wet.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)

when secured in a box

wasps cannot reach the sugar

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)

hahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)

yay!

i knew there was a reason i spent all day on here :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

You have no friends?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)

this too

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

Using my hands

makes it go browner

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)

Another tip:

Wipe your hands after visiting the toilet for a dump.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

I do

Tip. Lettuce is useful for wiping your hands following a dump

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)

Tip:

If edjogs offer you a salad, decline politely.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)

When pumping petrol or diesel ALWAYS wear gloves.

Going for a wee and then porking your lady friend is one of the leading causes of cervical cancer in the UK.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)

I hate it when there's no gloves available at a diesel pump

you end up smelling like you've been pleasuring lorry drivers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)

How about

"Remember to back up all your fonts before reformatting your hard drive."

*downloads fonts*

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)

*formats hard drive*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)

Reading the newsletter may waste more of your life than you had initially planned.

More of a Government Health Warning though really

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)

CrazyJude asked me to give you this one

Keep your headlights on when driving in the snow to make sure you can be seen.

(Pachey, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)

Only works

if you have black headlights (Copywrite Viz)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

to remove an overly large head from a pint of lager,

simply rub your finger on the side of your nose and dip it into the head. the oils from you nose will actually cause all the bubbles to dissipate.

and that is 100% fact*

*is actual fact

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)

Will do that next time i pour a bad pint for a customer

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)

is that a fact?

what if you actually wash before going out though?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

apparently so,

i read an article ages ago on ten uses for nose oil. i cant rememebr any of the others, but they were all suitably bizarre but believable. and were apparently all 100% fact.

i've tried this one myself before with mixed results

edit: oooh just rememebred another. if you have scratched negatives (for photographs) simply rub the aforementioned nose oil into the negatives and it will remove any minor scratches or blemishes.

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)

It's also perfect

for lubricating the tiny hinges on a flute,
says my flautist friend.

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teedyay, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)

that was another!!

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

doesn't seem to work with bitters

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grey matter, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

bindun

sorry! www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue183/

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robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)

well fuck me.......

......well?......fuck me

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)

mix a block of butter with a large pot of marmite and keep in the fridge.
Hey presto. Instant marmite on buttered toast.

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theWooinator, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)

stop spiders being in the same room as you

put 3 conkers in the corner of a room, apparently spiders don't like the smell they give off and will avoid such rooms.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)

hahaha fact?

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)

apparently

i read it somewhere.

they also don't like cloves if i remember correctly.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)

Cor!

I like that one. Does it work for tarantulas?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)

Yes.

But you have to throw the conkers at the little bastards.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)

If this is true,

I'm conkering up my house TO THE MAX

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

^This

TO THE MAX

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Cunthorse, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)

*bookmarks*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

3 shall be the number of the conkers

and the number of the conkers shall be 3

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

assuming a spider population

of three or less

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)

so it's 1 conker per spider?

how do you work out the number of spiders?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)

count

the number of little hairy legs and divide by 8

or something.

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)

buy a Chomp on the way home drunk

You wont want to eat it while drunk.
But the next day you have a nice Chomp!

Result! A surprise Chomp!

also applies to freddos.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)

Are freddos

the ones that have caramel in them?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)

There are Freddos with caramel in them

And other Freddos that are comprised of solid chocolate.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)

those are taz bars

no?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)

Yes.

This.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)

Ta! It is freddos that rock then

I don't like the ones with caramel.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)

haha

had that exact debate when drunk on tuesday. taz are solid, freddos are gooey. facto.

(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)

Aargh confusion!

I only like the solid ones anyway

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)

you are teh wrong.

I bought a box of solid Freddo's last Saturday. (Costco... 4p each, retail for 10p). Solid choc.

Factorundo!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

hmmm

im stubborn enough to accuse your cheapskate self of buying the freddos that didnt make the goo line and hence only cost 4p you scab*

*may be completely wrong and made up and not admitting i am indeed teh wrongness. but im not sure now.pants. this beats revision anyway.

(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

Freddos in yellow wrapper: Caramel

Freddos in blue wrapper: Solid

Both retail at 10p per item.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)

hahaha!

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grey matter, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)

have your blood pressure checked

i discovered i had kidney disease through having an eye test, which showed a swelling of my optic nerve, which was down to high blood pressure, which was caused by kidney disease. so an eye test saved my life!

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ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)

hmm

so the best tip would be have an eye test and get your eyes and kidneys sorted at the same time. 2 for price of 1 deal :)

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Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)

Stop smoking

using Allen Carrs easy way to stop smoking. it works.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)

is he the gay one

of the friday night project?

he's a cunt

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)

hahaha

no. He is a total utter cunt. Is that his name?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

its something carr.........

.......or maybe it was cunt.......i dont remember no

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)

What is this?

Take a Break?

/edit My Nan wants to know.

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El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)

Use the free plastic gloves from petrol pumps

when you clean pets' cages out... decorate... messy sex etc.

(I was on BBC2's Trade Secrets programme once, y'know)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

Any good for

handling brown lettuce?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)

When a problem comes along

you must whip it.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

whoopish!

whip it good

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)

damn I was gonna say..

Climb onto your neighbour's roof and dangle a fish on a bit of string in front of his windows. He'll think his house is underwater.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

^ this

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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

^The best

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teedyay, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)

Putting a mini marshmallow in the bottom of your cone prevents ice cream drippage. If you happen to be a slow ice cream muncher.

(HectorProtector, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)

If the perforations on your two-ply toilet paper are out of alignment,

peel off a single ply once round the roll. This puts them back in sync again.

You can use the same technique to put the holes out of sync on a correctly-aligned roll when you take a dump at the house of someone you don't like.

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teedyay, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)

pfft!

to celebrate your post, i'm going to eat some weetabix.

(

grey matter, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)

to celebrate your weetabix eating

i'm going for a shite.

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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)

Thank you.

It is related to my other real-life top toilet tip:

Before taking a crap away from home, always, ALWAYS check that paper is available before you sit down.

Learning from your mistakes is good. Learning from other people's is even better
- Paul Daniels

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teedyay, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)

if a child is choking on an ice cube

pour biling water down its throat, that'll melt the blockage in no time.

(ok, I got that out of Viz)

(Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)

BREAKING NEWS: This just in...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

· You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
· There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
· You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor
· You cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.

Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)

cunt

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)

There are lots of words.

Should i read them all?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)

No.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)

OK then

I won't

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)

You have wonky eyes

AICMFP

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)

I cunting well don't

AICBMFP

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)

Wanna bet?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)

Definitely not

(mymindisbroken no really, it is., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)

You read them already..

.. a couple of years ago

(Plan_B, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)

hahhaha!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)

"just in"

in 2004

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)

1984

more like

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

This...

needs to be added to a story board.
I'm too hungry to do it!

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Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)

It needs adding to a fucking Talk Board.

Hamtoucher.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)

haha ^this

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)

Just when I was thinking

"He's kept his cool on this one"
Arf!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)

Did you miss the massive picture of Christopher Wren?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)

Yer bert no bert

that was him flaming, not you

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)

you need to be added to a story board*

*has no idea what this means

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)

I'll Story Board you in a minute

me laddo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)

oh do fuck off you threadwasting arsemonkey

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)

So?

Is this a morality fable?

(HectorProtector, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)

she gives me the faking 'orn

she does.

her and that Suzie Dent. Together.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)

^^ that

yes.

and kirstie & teh beenie

(

TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)

Middle-aged men...

REUNITE!

(irMrk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

writhing against each other

smeared in whipped cream?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)

nah...

I'm on a diet, but thanks for the mental image....

(

TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)

*SIGH

..... fool

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Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)

ha ha

and then the chicken says...

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)

'Fuck me!

A talking dog!'

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)

have you done your run yet then or what

seeing as I've sponsored you and all (in a different name!)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)

One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere.
Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....
which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................

now where was I........

oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt,
which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those white ones,
you could only get those big yellow ones..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)

haha

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

*spang*

Are you STILL telling that bloody story? ;)
Edit: It doesn't work, I am still here.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

..........

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theWooinator, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)

I don't want a

man who loves the lord...

(

Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)

that joke = Circa 1943

you = Cunt.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)

...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

vowel movement

v good

(

theWooinator, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)

*awards prize*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)

*goes to take prize*

meh!

(

theWooinator, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)

Consonantpated?

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)

*awards bigger prize*

/the I wish I had thought of that prize

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)

Ta!

*pins prize to chest.*

*realises prize was small gerbil*

*wipes blood off shirt.*

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)

*sticks dead gerbil up arse*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)

*eats*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)

*stops filming*

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)

*eggs on*

(

Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)

*wax off*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)

pfft

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)

Who's been eating

Alphabetti Spaghetti?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)

Words escape you?

or maybe you're consonantapated?

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)

pffft!

pisse de la Minde!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)

haha

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)

Gaaaah!!!

*spangs*

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)

doh....!

:) heh heh

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)

pffft

now that's just silly, from a person criticising about drawing cocks ;)™

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)

I wasnt criticising, I was celebrating,

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)

good

*offers celebratory beer*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)

*drinks*

Oi, theres been a cock in here!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)

well

what did you expect

and how can you tell?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)

yay!

(

corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)

I'll take five from the bottom

please Carol.
(Woo)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)

alphabet pooop

*measures it out on the bristol stool scale*

(piffpuffpickle, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)

hahaha

pun tastic

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)

Cadbury's Creme Cock was a failure...

_{_{click for slightly bigger}}

but the love-egg version went on to have great success.

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)

I funkin'

Luv that.

*bums with egg cock*

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theWooinator, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)

hahahaha

WOO!!

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WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)

Brilliant!!!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)

MAke for for real

news letter in full effect.

(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)

Neato idea

Word always not order in right though.

(you are Yoda AMCIFP)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

oh my

that's absolutely brilliant

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)

cockin' ace! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)

That unaccountably reminds me of

www.b3ta.com/questions/turnons/post23868/

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)

I wonder now,

will I ever be able to eat another cream egg after reading that?

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)

i'd eat it

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

exceptional!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

Das ist superfantastisch!

mmmmm sweet sweet spunk

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

*chomps*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

Haha

I actually want one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)

pretty old post from me

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)

ha ha!

and we all know what sort of websites you hang out at..

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)

Everybody knows I love science

(this was like my 8th post here)

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)

What is

Science?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)

its like porn but less fun

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

explained:

www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/science/

(meercat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 3:06, archived)

haha

fab

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corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)

Pfffft!

Ace!

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tipassoi, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)

hahaha!

awesome!

(piffpuffpickle, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)

Woo!

280px it!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)

Mmm

Tasty.

(

Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)

oh i say!

that is most woo!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)

blimey!

cadburys could clean up.
after making the mess in the first place I guess
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)

ha ha!

i like these

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)

maybe I should give them

some crap adventures to undertake

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

brilliant!

make it 280px wide!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

Officer Bob says:

He ha ho!

(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)

Superb!

I will heistate briefly about where my cabury eggs have been before I consume them again.

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:59, archived)

hahaha

Thats Great!!

(piratesami, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)

yay

they'll prduce these:

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drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

hahahaha

Ace!

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Grampa, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)

i'd be careful of that cadbury stuff if i were you

spotted this sign at the cadbury factory the other week

(mark has stripey socks, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 18:13, archived)

I went to bournville once

it was full of machines making chocolate bars

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)

The image challenge is "Failed Sex Toys"

Surely this would never fail!

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)

Top shoppage

...or is it? Considering that cock-shaped macaroni actually does exist I wouldn't be surprised if I found these at a Spencer Gifts somewhere.

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:16, archived)

Bahahah

That'd fucking funny good sir!

Woo and top hummus!!

:)

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Jimmer still not dead at, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:20, archived)

actually i think this is the real thing...

www.dreamlogic.co.uk/cocktube.jpg (possibly NSFW)

(william_shatner, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)

last one.... boredom is no excuse

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WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)

Hahahaha

(

teedyay, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

pffft

you have 2 companies who are concerned about their trade marks on your back now ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)

André Breton's Cat

Linus' Cat, Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Cave's Cat, Alzheimer's Cat, Röntgen's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Vonnegut's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Hull's Cat, Edward O'Brien's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat,, Jusus' Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat

(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it and Poisoned Monkey did Tesla's Cat before I could finish it.)

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)

My Eyes!

Argh!

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)

oooh

oooh

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corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)

is that the full loop?

Its cancels itself out very well.

Woo.

can I have a link to a large version. I want to use it for a bumb map to 3d some stuff.

(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)

Sorry, there is no large version any more.

It really is a breton wave pattern, but I can't find where it was (sorry).

Surrealists are hard to search for it seems.

You should find animated gifs of his works (this was taken from a larger one) all over tinterwebs.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)

you can call me da da

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)

that's rather good

and slightly disturbing

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)

SCIENCE!

(

grey matter, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)

What is science?

(

Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)

(

WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)

the internet is made for porn

(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)

hmm not sure

(pdjpdj, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)

Is she using second rate felching straws?

Also, if one box has the bendy type and the other the budget, straight variety, how can they both be best?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)

the bendy ones are best for kids

the straight ones are best for sniffing.
so they're both best for something.

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olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)

Its all down to the type of arse you are going to felch

and the position you are going to use.

The bendy ones are to get the kids back in and make felching fun once again; but they are harder to insert. So a beginner may want to start with the classic straw.

(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)

as a young lad, Beadle insisted on modelling his own AT-AT

His creations were dangerously instable..

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)

Nice wobbling action

if you'll pardon the expression

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)

it's shaking like a shitting dog

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)

hahaha!

Post of the Week

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)

*bows*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)

hahahaha!

Great stuff!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)

Nice stuff!

you think a small hand is bad?

(

corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)

:¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)

It's like escher

was asked to provide an illustration for nuts

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)

what the flip?

and yet still "cor!"

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)

That's ace

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)

pffffffffffft!

www.b3ta.com/board/5763362

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)

supoib!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)

Ahhh the poor

At-At's hurt it's paw.

Woosome!

(

David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)

He ain't heavy.

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)

seems

I see no seems.
not with those eyes!
Woo!

Was the film any good?

(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)

Found this in a Japanese electronics store...

It's a webcam!

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mikeyyy, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:27, archived)

ha ha!

my very own spy cooon

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)

guffaw guffaw

www.b3ta.com/board/5763343

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)

Golly!

What will they think of next?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)

Lots of thing in japan

You can have a nice Calpis drink for starters.

A Japanese word for a black person is cocojin.
Jin meaning person, coco meaning - well you work it out. It's very odd hear it used on the TV. It’s not racists in Japanese; but can’t say I liked the idea using the term coco person when I was in Japan.

(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)

Japanese for Black is Kuro

and there's a hair conditioner here called Nadia Poo as well.

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mikeyyy, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)

A Japanese word for

not the word for!

(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)

well

there's a thing

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Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)

yay for seamless crappiness....

(

TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)

How rare!

_{seams fine to me}

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)

*finishes by hand*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)

*spuffs*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:26, archived)

*easy wipes*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)

you mean

*spluffs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)

we're not that close

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)

*cries*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)

*double spluffs*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)

*gargles*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)

I actually meant *spaffs*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)

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