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Crazy.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

I've always thought

that there should be a 21 and possibly even a 30 rating for films.

Not to up the ratings on the films but to up the violence and gore in the films to meet the ratings.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

If someone can legally have children at 16

then they should be allowed to do and see absolutely everything else legally.

Marriage and having kids should be upped to 21

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

At least.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

I fail to see how this would curb teenage sex.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

Yeah

I always thought it was stupid that legally you are competent to have sex, kids and get married but you're not competent to drink alcohol for another two years.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

Yeah

or to die for your country and pay taxes, but not vote.

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

How would you feel, if you could have intercourse with the woman of your choice,

Yet you could not drink in pubs.

*sniffs glue*

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

different

(doos hows my random?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

^this

*is not 18 yet*

(Zaza, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

Or just

banned.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)

film review:

shit

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

Thats just Crazy

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)

Anyone survive from yesterday?

Today I'm having three turkey sandwiches, a large bowl of Christmas pudding, an assortment of nuts and several orange and lemon jelly slices all washed down with several snowballs and refreshing tea. What are you having for lunch?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

yes.

soda bread and egg

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

Braw!

I love soda bread. You should have several pints of Guinness with that

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

Stuff

and that.

Edit: Huzzah! They emailed through the menu just as I posted this. I shall look now and decide what to have for lunch or whether to save all my cash for booze later.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

Have food now

and steal money for booze later

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

but if I eat now, the booze won't work as well later.

It's a real dilemma.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

I haven't had any fucking breakfast yet.

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Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

Have a swear on toast

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

milkyway buttons

and orange juice

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connor, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

That's not enough!

go get a sandwich and some seabrookes crisps

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

Chicken Sandwiches on thick brown bread.

A can of Pepsi Max, A packet of Tomato Wheat-Crunchies.
And a Cadbury caramel 'cake bar'.. Thing..

Oh, and a late installment of Vladimir.
Stay tuned chaps!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

Braw!

That's nice. Tell Vladimir to have vodka.

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

Frosted shreddies

(still my breakfast time)

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

Hurry up and finish them so that

you can have an all day breakfast

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

pub time

beer and FAT CHIPS. And maybe a carrot and a mimsy.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

Braw!

Yes, have a marrot too.

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

I'm having

1. A tray of mini scotch eggs from M&S that went out of date yesterday.
2. A bag of cashews.
3. An Extra Strong Mint.

I'm healthy, me.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

Outofdate Schmoutofdate

Ignore them, it means nothing

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

I know

I used ot work in a pie factory back in my student days, we used to have a freezer full of pies with no date stamped on them.

That means they'll last for ever, right?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

they won't last AFTER you've eaten them

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

Ah-HAH!

Cumberland sausage (x3), free range eggs (x2), half a tin of baked beans and a generous amount of fresh mushrooms fried quickly (and expertly) in a little butter.

Breakfast*. Of. Gods**

Edit: Oh! and fresh coffee made by my own fair hand!!!

* At lunch time
**Me

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

you

and sausage.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

I'm wearing a t-shirt today that says

"Quit playing with it and just eat it"

I'm pretty childish in my humour, is my point.
Please refrain from pointing out my love of sausages, we all know where it's going to end up.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

I just imagined sausage instead of lolly, personally.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

hmm...

that's ok, I suppose, but as a lunch monitor you could have spiced it up a little

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

I'm an expert sir!

That meal was organised and prepared perfectly, even the slightest variation in detail would have spolied its perfection :o
As a fellow DTF monitor I would expect you to recognise this.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

fair enough

despite the lack of toast

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

Cor! Cheers Puke

An honour indeed :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

Ah but he said breakfast

DISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFY
DISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFY
DISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFY
DISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFY
DISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFYDISQUALIFY

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

eeek

bloody dalek referees!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

wot? no toast?

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

With those proportions

(my proportions are ample I assure you) it needed none

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

*oggles portions*

Yup ... they're good alright!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

Want chips

lots of em

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

Then have chips

simple pimple

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

Braw facts, Puke

Today I had a cup of chicken and mushroom soup, some mini cheddars and a bottle of green diet coke. And a little cry cos my best friend has half a day off and has gone home :(

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

hullo

should I make a badge for our club?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

Yay!

Please do and I shall proudly display it in my profile :)

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

hehehe

excellent. It's going on my list then.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

You shouldn't really eat Jesus

with chicken and mushroom soup. Sit there on your own and think about what you've done!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

these really were mini cheddars, not communion wafers. I checked. Twice!

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

ok then

Do you want me to be your best friend for the afternoon?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

Yay!

(I listened to the Terry and June music in the car this morning and it cheered me up)

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

eh?

Terry and who?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

Sardines in tomato sauce, toast, five Chunky Kit Kats, a leg of roast lamb, a potato gratin, 3 blocks of Green & Black's Darkie & Hazelnut choc, a double Balvenie, 2 dry Martinis, a banana milkshake, some choc cake with double cream, and 2 McD cheese burgers. And an apple.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

That should fill you up!

Good show

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

Ta, sir.

I may have to leave the apple, though.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

Pie Tiem

I've made Moroccan Mutton Tagine Pie.
And I'm having it with Chips

I'm washing it down with a couple of bottles of Adnams Explorer.

It's my Birthday this weekend, so sometime this afternoon I shall be taking myself off to the Bulldog Bash where I shall spend the weekend getting extremely shitfaced.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

oh yes?

perhaps a pint nearby might be in order. I work right on the back of the airfield.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

That would depend largely on the Filth Factor

If they're out en-mass checking everybody's details and generally being a PITA I'll just want to get on site and out of their way.
Otherwise I (well, we - there's a few of us running out there together) usually stop at the New Inn for a beer beforehand.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

by Clifford Chambers?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

Braw!

I hope you used harissa paste in the pie

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

Rose Harissa Naturally.

And apricots, limes, raisins and flaked almonds.
And LOTS of Muttons.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

Super!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

An absolutely massive

prawn and marie rose sandwich followed by a cup of coffee and 4 chocolate hob nobs.

(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

Muesli

just got out of bed

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

Rubbish!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

I'm just finishing

a toasted crusty double fried egg and cheese sarny with helmans mayonaise.
Sorry Dave, not letting that one get cold while I wait for you!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

Dave?

crusty chegg sandwich? Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

hey ...

so shouldn't i talk to memes?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

you talk away

ignore him
He's jealous of me

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

Thank you ;)

damn ... I want another sarny now ...

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

marmite sandwiches

on invisible crust bread

for i am a pleb

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

meep!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

WONDERFUL!

*click*

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

ha ha what?

whose is the reflection?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

Bush

I thinky. Hadn't actually notice that. So an extra woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

john reid

who's been overshadowing prescott recently...

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

he he!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

Right you are

It's just a post that keeps on giving:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

Overshadowing*

* keeping as his gimp

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

haha!

this is ace!!

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McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

Nice

Is there a glory hole just out of shot?

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fuscous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

hahaha

top politico glory-hole action

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

Aceness of the 1st kind

Wooage too

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

Hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

Hahahahahaha! Would that make Prescott Fletcher?

Reid: John, are you coming to the meeting about this latest terorrist threat?

Prescott: No, I have bad feet.

Reid: You could chair it if you want.

Prescott: A chair would help my bad feet.

Reid: But aren't you supposed to be running the country?

Prescott: What, with these feet?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

pffft!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

hahaha!

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:31, archived)

tip

top

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

haha poor john

(Darth Penders, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

shouldn't there be a CDC in the overlapping bit?

(asdfasdfasdf, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

he he

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

looks like a pair

of bollocks to me

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

Take off

the CDC visor!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

if you take off the

carrot and bunny girl's mimsy visor..

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

why isn't there

a CDC in the middle then?
(mine is big, and quite clever ... FACT!)

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6217689

(asdfasdfasdf, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

thanky

The constrain is outside the box (which I had to ninja edit at the last moment).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

Well I'm

just pig ignorant ... and fiercly proud of it!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

new compo?

actually I like the idea of venn diagrams- has it been done?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

Oooo naaa

good point though!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

i've suggested it

go vote!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

Jean Claude ven Diagramme

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

thats shit

but whys it so good?

woo

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

Now this

is just clever!!
nice ;)

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:31, archived)

soz- had to be done

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

you've only

got a little stump.

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

it's very cold in here

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

I maded a Goomba!

Stomping him will not award you 100 points, however.

clickr for flickr

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

Goomba Goooomba *headbangs*

sorry. /Cavalera

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

hehe that's brill'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

fantastic

I'm going to go out and buy some modelling clay now!

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McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

moortal gooomba!

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

Is he...

...going to get a goombarella friend?

(Jokel, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

nicely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

doodely doo doo...

(Craig [Est. 1985], Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

uurrk, uurrk, flutter, flutter, slurp, slurp, shag, shag.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

death

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

Hahaha

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

haha! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

aceness! me likey! :D

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

spot on

heh

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

"We're getting there.."

Edit: Resized :)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

That is arsing fabulous!

Ninja insert:

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

wow!

fantastico!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

I sooooo

want one ... WOO WOO!!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

brilliant :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

Dear Mr Descent

I wish I had your skills, would you kindly package some up and send to me please

Yours creepily
Griffin Saver

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

Fantastic

*buys a ticket*

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fuscous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

j'adore

oui.

(Craig [Est. 1985], Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

fucking splendid

as ever, you rogue genius you!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

Good pic

but

etc etc

Woo to it though

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

mummy?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

OMFG

I think your mum would have had to have tied the damn dog to your neck!!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

Woo!

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DogHorse plop, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

I want one of those

woo yay to pic!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

lovely stuff

as always

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

Nice!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

that is cocking fabtastic!

woo and yay!

(asdfasdfasdf, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

nice but seeing as i am in a board nazi mood today, you could always link it

~~being as its rather large... i mean yes, bringing it down a bit like so~~

to under 50k does lose a little quality, but why should you be exempt from a little board nazi treatment?

*rattles cage*

*refluffs*

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

eeeeh!

there's always one isn't there?

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

well.. yes.

But you cannot argue as it is a valid point.

everybody should be treated equal. or, maybe we should just all post larger images and see if the servers survive.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

uploaded smaller one and change img link

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

Thank you sire.

I shall now retire happy in the knowledge that I have saved at least one fluffy kitten, and annoyed the anti-Nazi league.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

dismount your high horse

and do something worthwhile.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

*FART*

there. and i had beans.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

Yep, and he's just added a further 50K image to this thread

OOoooh that helps...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

i was just thinking that

this.
fucking.
country.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

145 KB is a little bit on the big side..

'lo mushy :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:31, archived)

howdo prodge

i just get pissed off with these self important self appointed board nazis, if it's ridiculously massive then surely a mod will link it? We've all seen it happen.

I'm feeling quite bitey today aswell, so i'll snap at anything for shits and giggles. ;)

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

oh go and lie down somewhere.

it was a valid point, and it was dealt with.

end of story.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

hahahahaha

go fuck yourself.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

i would if I could but I can't

*playground mode off*

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

hahahaha

quality response....you win
*slopes off back to the misery shadows*

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

I think

that reversing the words on the signs on the fence must have used up extra file size.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

hehe

wondered if anyone would notice the backwards
devil writing

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:31, archived)

Sweeeet

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Nanny state &c

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

Oh God!

Won't someone think of the children!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

oh I do

*fwaps*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

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custard, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

ha ha

I tried to buy 'too many' tablets at a supermarket pharmacy and was told I couldn't because it was a suicide risk (which I knew but was being arsey). I tried to explain that I couldn't possibly be attempting suicide as I had long-life lightbulbs in my basket.

It went right over her head.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

hahahahaha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

Ha!

That happened to me. But she said I could buy more as soon as I'd paid for the first lot

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

pfffft!

Same here!
I tried to buy 'too many' tablets at Micro Anvica and was told I couldn't because it was a suicide risk and I was really shit at drawing and... oh.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

genius...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

Ha ha

Ah but they may have thought you just bought them to trick them into selling you to many, clever people these drug seller types. Or they just never got it.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

hahahaha

they're not paid to think u know.

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

Fantastic!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

I work in a supermarket.

Nobody cares about selling more than 2 boxes at a time but mostly its just fun to not sell things to people.

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feckless the pirate, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

Help me write the newsletter. Fill in the XXX bits with nice ideas

STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* XXX
* XXX
* XXX

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rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

I think you

know what I'm going to suggest ...

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

carrot and mimsy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

Bugger me

you must be psychic

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

He's just been working really hard on a suprise for you and is checking you'll still like it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

You

mean there may have been some doubt?

Or is he just checking if it'll shut me up?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

You could be fickle....

you may have moved on to parsnips.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

omg no!

don't go putting other vegetables into the equation.
My head simply wont be able to take it!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)

DP though

Or TP. I'm sure you could fit two baby carrots. Maybe even three, end ot end. Rapid fire!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

RAPID FIRE!!!! YES!!!

OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY POOR LITTLE BRAIN!!!?!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

You aint met perverted till you've met me.

*handshake*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

*shakes hand*

*wipes thin layer of goo onto nearest curtains*

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

* Black pudding made from menstrual fluids

(or has that already been suggested?)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

yeah we ran that

no one did it tho

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rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

ah thought so.

*starving*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

you surprise me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

Animal Cruelty

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

I may

be able to be of assistance in suggesting a possible form of animal cruelty ...

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

Rob, make me a star!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

too much gum action going on there

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

Well I'm voting for this to be included on it's HOT SEX PISS appeal alone.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

snakes on a plane

wanking for charity
wild haslet
Jacob Dyer
fast n bulbous

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

That's right!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

take snakes onto a plane

and take photos as proof of your efforts!

/edit damnit! beaten to it!

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hmmm cheese, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

snakes on a plane is now officially uncool

I decree it.

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rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

how about

a step by step guide to smuggling water onto a plane

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hmmm cheese, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

Even

in clear plastic bags?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

if tied securely and thrown in a lake

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

Would you be

taking the lake on the plane then?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

nah - no liquid allowed

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

Praise the Ginger One

For he has spoken

Snakes On A Plane is no longer acceptable bandwaggoning material. Praise his words

*bows*

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

i read that as *blows*

at first. think i prefer my version

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hmmm cheese, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

Jacob Dyer interview

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McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

^That.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

here you go

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Jacobdyer

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rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

hehe!

needs more French neck burning

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McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

Hahahahaha, this.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

pffft!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

I made a sandwich.

Just a sandwich.

EDIT, oh and me wife preggers. Oh fuck.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

and

you did!! *childish chortle*

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

www.girlauthority.com/ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..and so forth

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

errrm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

pffft!

I read that as 'Girth Authority'

(

McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

recreating famous movie death scenes....

*actual death whilst doing this optional

or try and create a real legal dispute between Debbie McGee and the Kennel Club

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

Any cake recipe that doesn't involve use of a scale

But handfuls. (I have no scales)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

Yeah, this ^ ^ ^

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

it does need to be done...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:08, archived)

depends on the size of your hands.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

well, big cake/small cake - it's all cake.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

*gets ruler*

16 cm from tip of middle finger to wrist aaaaand

7 cm wide palm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

20 x 9 here, baby ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

What are you, a polar bear?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

ACTUALLY ROB

Hand measuring- the new cock measuring?

you should run a prize for the biggest/smallest hands. Like a.... mint or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

Is this a flimsy

attempt to find out who has the largest cock on b3ta?
Cos you know it's not me, I'm tiny ...

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

Well the BCC Project girl started that... but somehow disappeared off the face of the earth

I guess there is such thing as too much cock..

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

ooh me too

we must be hand-twins!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

*Shakes hands*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

*grips firmly*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

*Looks you deep in the eyes*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

19 X 10

WOO

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

Pah

Such small and feminine hands

20cm long
and
10cm wide.

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

blimey!

What are you doing at 5 o clock?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

just big enough to...

[content of post deleted]

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

Buy something off QVC

and tell us if it is actually as good as they say it is.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

I'm wearing a bracelet

from the Ideal World channel. Mystic topaz, diamond and rhodium plated silver. It's pretty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:08, archived)

I want a juicer

The way they bang on about it, it's like it's guarenteed to make me live forever.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)

I want those floppy baking tray things

with the 'ring of confidence'- i saw the floppy things in Cargo a few days ago and asked the shop girl if they had a 'ring of confidence' - she obviously doesn't watch Ideal World because she looked at me like I was fucking....Mork or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

You're fucking Mork?!

I knew he was getting some.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

Hairy, innee?

Mmmmmm. Chest fur rules.

No. Like I WAS Mork. I was swearing to appear big and clever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

I bought a few of those

They really are ace.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

I knew

I should have got some.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

I have one...

It is the b*ll*cks... Except, don't put your b*ll*cks in it, they will be juiced, and 30% more than any other juicer!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

the effects of rubbing deep heat into your ball sack and then thrashing it with a bunch onf stinging nettles.

with photos.

make a giant cake out of cardboard and hide someone in it to surprise someone, like on under seige, where that bird pops up with her baps out.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

hahah ^this!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

yes!

nettle masturbation!!!

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McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

I quite like XXX

but as that's easy to find anyway, then how about gigantic garden erections

or sneak up to Japanese torists using camcorders and say 'pissflaps' close to the camera microphone

and maybe get someone else to film you doing it or something

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

Pimp my tea mug.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

^this^

so this

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

done

www.cafepress.com/jeccy.12592317

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:08, archived)

Yes!

^ more of this sort of thing ^

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

werewolves in drag

the musical

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

this website's shit

prodigy69.co.uk/

WHO GOT THEIR PICTURES IN THE FUCKING BOOK?!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

I just mailed one!

To recap,

"You remember that 'Do your thing' video, where people walk in and out of shot at the right time with the lyrics printed on T-shirts or jiggly tops? Do that for something sweary..."

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

I'd like the female readers to write on their tits, "I love the ginger fuhrer"

In blood. Or shit. Blog it etc.

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rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

Alas

Some of us can only offer a paint reconstruction.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)

I feel that at some point my idea has been taken away from me

Not saying that's bad, you know; cross-pollination of ideas and such like. Just saying that maybe you could list your version as contributed by 'Alan Smithee' or suchlike...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

oh calm down love

I'm not running this, I'm just talking bollocks on the board

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rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

it's the official religion in these parts

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

So am I dear.

We're not living in a nanny state you know...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

Someone who stays awake long enough to start hallucinating

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

i did that

I thought I saw death peeing in a bush

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

Me too

although I didn't see death peeing in a bush, but lots of other mad things.

I think its this:- hypnagogic hallucinations

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogic_hallucination

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

A handsome Northern devil

singing silly songs

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

you!

more new songs and less parodies of old songs.

(

rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

I'm working on a couple

RIGHT NOW!
Also, the fillum director chappie in the states for whom I'm doing a soundtrack has done a video to Cell Block B, which will be up soon.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)

404 :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

Fixed.

Not the vid yet, though

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DogHorse plop, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

lovely hahaha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

haha...

I love the plaster's radio bit!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

I'm glad they shot Menezes

They should dig him up and shoot him again

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

* photos of you wearing every single pair of pants you own all at the same time

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:08, archived)

I'm liking it

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rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

I'd do that!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

So would I - but it would be a hell of a challenge

since I own over 200 pairs

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

A pants obsessed polar bear.

Awww, that sounds much cuter than I'm sure it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

:)))

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

Pants face-off. Me & DixonBawls!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

Pants-off, face?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)

Mind. Gutter. Out.

:o)

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

Badgers with bombs

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weekendsession, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

random video / pictures of stuff done

with common objects from Tescos

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hmmm cheese, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

That's SO random!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)

Our local Tesc

has the WALL OF TESCO VALUE. It's a blue-and-white paradise.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

That Spray elastaplast stuff

www.travelpharm.com/index.cfm/malaria/Products.Details/product_id/426/subject/elastoplast_spray_plaster_325ml

It sounds ace
Can someone mummify a person with it?

(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

Thats a worthwhile suggestion.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

it is

and we suggested it a month ago :(

(

rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

The effects of different aphrodisiacs

on children

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

children with no reproductive organs

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

I like it!

Although if the whole sex/children thing is a little too unsavoury, how about the after effects of force-feeding 18 packets of smarties, 3 2litre bottles of coke, and 7 packets of haribo down a small child. I can only assume the ensuing video would be crammed full of hilarity.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

fun for old people

- A stannah stair lift that does a loop-the-loop.
- Joke bendy walking sticks.
- 'Electric fence' style had rails on stairs.

(Craig [Est. 1985], Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

JML Kevlar Oven Gloves

Can they withstand bullets

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

Shitscene.co.uk

make a site where you take photos of your shite and you get clues to reveal what in shitting crikey you'd eaten to produce that hideous mess. (with lots of advertising)

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

erm

test out herbal high type products and video any effects

make giant vegtable pakora using a big fryer

go to local crazy golf courses and rate them on crazyness

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connor, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

um...

*Dr. Dyxlexia's Stalin Show (see links board for latest episode and commentary)*
*unsolicited public art and how to make it*
*and this *

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

yeah

you could check out the stalin show rob

www.youtube.com/profile?user=SALINSHOW3

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connor, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

* Michael Winner being wrapped in Sellotape and cheesegrated to death from the toes upwards in a bath of lemon juice.

* Chris Moyles having his arms ripped off, stuck in his ears and being used as a pogo stick

* Monkey tennis?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

...

A game where cats run at you from all directions, intent on sitting on your lap and covering you with fur.

Use your best impersonation of a hiss or a growl to deter them from covering your clothes in a nice layer of hair.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

that would be great - coupled with a microphone interface

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

I was thinking

left-click for hiss, right-click for growl

And you'd level up on your impersonations as the levels increased.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

Our solutions to the middle eastern crisis

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

CDC

www.chipshopawards.com/nominations.htm

Check out the nomiantion for Leeds College of Art and Design in the bad taste category.

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

*off to lunch*

tra

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

well of course it's bad taste

there are only 2 pubes on the left teste

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

so drawing cocks on things is worth awards?

how come I don't have an award? THE SWINES

(

rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

award

Dunno, certainly deserve one

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

hmmm Have a Multi Coloured Cock Shop

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

This would be added to all other compo entries.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Excellent stuff!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

haha!

Woo!

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

oh god!

*frets*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

Best!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

Winnar!!

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

That's...

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

WOO

YAY deserves a *click*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

Aceness!

*awards gold star*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

arg! but what if I am experiencing mild peril!?

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

That's your own fault

you were warned.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

crucify me now

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)

www.debbiemcgeemodels.com/detail.php?model=26&pic=4

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

Jesus fucking christ almighty

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

Armando Ianucci lookalike?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

that's you that is

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

yes

yes it is

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

Wow

no wonder you spend so much time online.
Did your mum hang a steak round your neck so the dog would play with you?

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

yes

yes she did

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

same here...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)

and your point is....

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

Let's find out what your point is before we start discussing replies?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

Don't you use

a random reply generator?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

No.

Do you use a felching machine?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

No need!

Not with all these B3tans about ...

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6217493

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

his point is it's better than the shit you posted

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

opinions are like arseholes

everyone has one, but I really don't want to be subjected to yours.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

oooooooooooooh

like I give a fuck

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

What a tired old glasscock response

hahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

board nazis - find a happy place

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

...HUUGE!!!!11

I see your point? 
Why, have my trousers fallen down? 
They're up, I can see they're up. 
Oh, I see your point. 
Why, have my trousers fallen down? They're up, I can see they're up. 
Oh, I see your point.....

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McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

Pfffft

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

Heh

I was looking at him earlier.

Who exactly is Mr Cheesy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

Haha!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

Are you laughing at me?

Because I'm not funny....

Or at least I wasn't then.

AM I HERE TO AMUSE YOU?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

I just fancy you and subsequently laugh at everything you say.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

Pfft

I want money.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

As soon as you tell me who Mr Cheesy is.

Darling.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

hahaha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

ah those were the good old days.

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

oh dear oh dear

'spangs with cdc'

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McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

*crucifies*

*burns embassy for good measure*

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

I can do colour too! :D

co-authorship credit to my good buddy Paul Reeve... :)

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

pffft!

that made me laugh.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

that's not wild haslet, is it?

WOOO to your toonage!

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McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

Huge arf!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

and that come from a learner?

Holy fucksocks!

*runs for the hills, after clicking*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)

'best n00b since Happy Toast'

quote Dave the Hat

yesterday

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)

then changed to "since me"

and then "Jacob Dyer".

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

why would I do that? :P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

you betcher sweet patootie!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

bets..profit

'lo Dave :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

Look everyone, It's David!

*points*

*(...with spork)*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

hahaha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)

Arf!

look, behind you, a three headed monkey!

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)

Nicely drawn!

Love the happy faces at the end.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)

Hehe!

just dont get any better mkay?

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

EXCELLENT!

you, sir, have great talent!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

Yay for this!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

Arf

T's good

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

Most of the posts this morning

have been too funny to let me get on with work ... and I'm glad to see I wont be doing much this afternoon either!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)

spot on!

most woo

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MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

Excellent!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

Mr Dave Person Sir

You're from Tring?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

he lives in a cave near Tring

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

Are you lying?

Tring is the besterest place ever. Well it is Mon-Fri, 9-5.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

hahahahahaha

ace

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

WOO!

arf, well done sir, I demand more!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

Hee hee

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

Hawt!

Monster cameltoe!

(We don' need no steeenkin' badgers! said a very wise Mexican., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

yaaay!

*i like this*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

It's for thier own protection.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

hahhaaha

*now available from hot-lebso-torrents.de*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

What does neutered mean mummy?

Arf! nice

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)

Lol

well little timmy got neutered, and little timmy got life

(doos hows my random?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

How can i add a pic to my post?

...

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

Oh dear!

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

sigh

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

Is that you?

Good t shirtage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

ta ma'am ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)

Is that the company

That makes the Monkey t shirt I'm going to get?

TBH though, I'd prefer Pigsy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

ummm I dont think so...

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

Verdammen es.

Nevermind then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

Is that one of the ones by APE?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

I have the Mr T one...

...but i ripped it in a moment of passion...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

Yay! My mate is the artist

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

it might be

They have a Monkey one. I saw it once. I couldn't see a Pigsy one... :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

hello!

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

write this: <img src="image url goes here"/>

in here

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

what like this

that's shit - a child could do better

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

meh

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

~FAQ`

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)

ha ha

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)

pfft hahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

*slaps head*

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

hugs the Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

Best

Thing
Evar

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)

you need to host it somewhere then type the link as img src="http://www.link.com/picture.file" in between those little arrow things on comma and period buttons. I hope this helps, now all you need to do is draw a magenta cock on something and you are away.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

FP this now!!!

hello FAQ. please read the new person

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

Meh.

Read the FAQ. Then make sure it's a picture you made, not something you got emailed or saw somewhere else.

for extra bonus points, delete this thread by clicking where it says Delete.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

Ahem

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

...

www.saunalahti.fi/~kumii/batman.swf

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

hahahahahahahah

just pissed myself....but thats beside the point

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

it is officially the funniest thing ever

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

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spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

CDC Friday you say?

'Ning

Just look at the love in his eyes

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

who's this "you", you speak of?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

Ignores

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

here we fucking go

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

You ruin the rhythm of the song

with your profanity.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

although nobody has completed the page at Wiki

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cdc

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

hahahaha - love the first suggested page

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=dave+the+hat&go=Go

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

you knows it, motherfuckers

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixon%27s_factorization_method

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

hahaha

you forgot to carry the 1

well I never did: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetsuo:_The_Ironman

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)

Good god

They made a film using his name

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

ha ha

Wonder if they would accept "Magenta Cock"

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

Why don't you try?

It would be your finest hour.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

tell me Dave

do you like to vector cars?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

Never tried

that could be todays project. Although I got a job interview in like and hour.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)

fuck it

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

Why oh why can't it be ...

"Carrot shot from a bunny girl's mimsy while she's wearing a hat" Friday?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)

They just need to come out of their shells

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

hahahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

Jokes really ARE better than technique.

Woo!!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

Praise the Lord!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

truly

woo-some

*Click-clikety, click-clickety, click click cluroooo*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)

friday is cdc day

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:32, archived)

well fuck a duck...didn't realise

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)

haha

I'm kind of worried that I find this charming :)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

In that comedy world maybe

but not bloody here it isn't! (please)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)

beg all you like

you are shortly to be smothered in a deluge of magenta cockmeat

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)

hahahaha

Fanj and b3nard, this is your hour!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)

hopefully this is the last

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)

He's got one stuck to his hat!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)

No it's not.

The clue's in the name. Friday is Fri day.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)

no it isn't, because they are neither funny, or clever....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)

don't laugh

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

lamest reply ever!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

pffft

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

^ ^

/also pretty lame

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)

Hahaha!

Looks like the Chap Olympics:
www.thechap.net/olympics.html

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

hahaha

SSS alerted me to that a while back. I was reserving it for future shoppage.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

I saw them at Lost Vagueness last year

I've never seen such madness

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

I love The Chap magazine.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

It's grand indeed

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

Seemed too wildly appropriate to pass on this one...

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

pffffffffffft

yay

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

NANG!

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

Cool your boots

by Ride ... which is itself another line from the film, innit ... "Cool your boots, man ..."

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jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

Based on an actual act of CDC-based concrete vandalism the other day

Apologies for shading like a ten year old.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

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