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yet another...

drew this for my brother...it actually looks like him, and i am quite chuffed. ^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

chicks do dig bass players.

(someone dig me, quick)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

*fetches spade*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

damnit

you're quick off the mark!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

*digs*

and also *sexes*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6481804

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

but you're a comedy pirate!

;)™

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

and not a very good one!

; )

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

I'm a better pirate than you will ever be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

Oh OK,then

*stares through cork hole*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

I have replied... I just hope you're not a real life pirate proper or I may walk the plank of my own accord!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

I'm not a real modern pirate.

So I suppose I am a comedy pirate.

*pats lap*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

*hops aboard*

:D Edit: you're a serious comedy pirate, and a most awesome captain!

*licks*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

serious comedy?

I'm Jack Dee?

*chucks wench over shoulder* lads, mind the boat for a few hours. No crashing, OK?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

no diggety

no doubt

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

Alas...

...they don't dig me!

/most excellent but emo bassplayer blog

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

*digs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

chicks don't dig me...

...despite being a bass player...

*sniffle*

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

bless him

if he looks like that
he's got a MASSIVE head

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

and a

big gap between his legs

he must get teased about that

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

He's always last to be chosen for the school football team...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

*rocks out with cock out*

woo!

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

*hangs out with whang out*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

*chilly out with willy out*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

*licks out with dick out*

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

*Cleans out with your spleen out*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

*boats out with your goats out*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

*passes out with arse out*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

i...i... don't know how to rock without my socks...

*bursts into tears*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

This is ace!

Like it lots, also your brother is both cute and plays an awesome instrument!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

it is true.

he is like the superman of brothers.
^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

Yay for Awesome brothers!!

is he single ;)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

Nope.

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

HAHA

damnit! :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

Your brother

looks like a crude sketch? How queer.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

THIS

is a crude sketch: www.magictails.com/Coloring%20Book/gmlksarmt.jpg

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

what a

fun meeting!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

"dumm dumm dum dum"

*basses*

woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

nice sock action there

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

how about

"crash out with your gash out"?

(Dracenfels, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

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The BrownHaze, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

I was very bored at work yesterday...

so prepare to be bombarded with images! ^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)

nice style

i like it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

I love that

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

impale her with the barbed cock

then she'll change her mind

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

that's cats you fuck

I thought you knew your animal cocks, you disappoint me.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

That is a cat you fucking womble

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

ha! So it fucking is!

but the cat looks female and the dog looks male.

meh, I'll fuck 'em both.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

The cat is called John

the dog is called Marsha. It is my understanding that the cat therefore is the male, and the dog is a female.

You've just made yourself look like a fucking idiot, haven't you?

But yes, i'd fuck them both. Ideally, John would fuck me down the japseye with his big barbed cock, while I fingered Marsha and tongued her willing anus

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

FOOF!

not seen you around much of late.
How's trix?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

meh.

they're...tricking...?
you?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)

tricky.

yes.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

aw!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

She's a bit of a dog if you ask me...

He's a Pussycat realy

(Spliterz, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

ACE

Love your style...the thick black around the thin!! very woo!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

Love you are style?

speak engrish, woman!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)

ARG

my fingers go into autocomplete mode!

but I will understand if you don't understand this reply, I don't speak pedant too well ;)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

they're out in force today.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

Hehe yup so it would seem.

I haven't made this much effort to put capitals at the start of sentences since school!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

awww

*hugs*

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

'ning

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

I say, that's rather splendid!

And I've just remembered my pumpkin hat...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

too damn right!

pffft :P

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

WOW

Awesomenesses!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

aw bless 'im

he's got a hot head!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

oooooh now that's nice

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

Woo Yay

That rocks my cocks

I missed the draw-off - big woo and a yay to all the entries, marvellous stuff.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

his head is on

FUCKING FIRE!

yay & woo

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

that is superb!

woo

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

That's fucking brill!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

That worth a Woo..... and possibly a YaY

WOO YAY

(Loud_101, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

very good

and he's not even saying kakk

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

Spiffing!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

Brilliant as per the usual

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)

This is teh aceness

*click* hard.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)

What does it taste like?

Pumpkin

(Spliterz, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)

very nicely done.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)

That's marvellous

Did you do that last year. not a nazi, just curious as i think i've seen it before

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

GIVE THE GUY A BRAKE FOURDAM!

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

ZOMG YOU SPELT BRAKE WORNG!!LOL

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

IM DOING MY BREST HERE

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

DO MY BREAST

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)

*does*

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

*babyoils moobs*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

Good memory

that b3tard.

Yes it's a resurection from last year but re-coloured and tidied up.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

It's awesome

as is all your stuff.

*bumlicks*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)

marvelous

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

STOP

BEING
SO
GODDAM
TALENTED!

woo!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

any further questions

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mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

*waits for it to animate*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

yes

Would you like to go to dinner with me?

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

hehehe, great stuff

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

Aha!

classic stuff

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

Yus!

Are it am teh fluffeh prime minister's questum tiem?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

No it am nap tiem

*zonks out on podium*

*dream-chases mices*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

Awww.

*can't stop looking at President Kittybum*

Awwwwwww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)

Brillo mr Mongy

woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

yus plez.

wut am yur polisy fore kity littr?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

Twick or Tweeeeet!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

i like the nurse

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

Yay!

You drew mine!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

hehehe

he did us both..... at once....*phwoar*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

*spluffs*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

COR!

*collects in jar and sells to small children*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

*Tells Jamie Oliver*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)

how many calories in that?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)

But but but....

its full of protein so its health enough!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)

Bleurgh, though.

I only swallow on birthdays and when suprised. And even then I make a fuss.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

it's easier than the alternative isn't it?

having to scrabble out of bed to find somewhere to spit it

unless mr wow likes a snowball, of course...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)

He doesn't get it in my mouth anyway.

I don't care where he puts it, the rest of me is free game, but I need a tap on the back of the head or I'm in a foul mood FOREVER.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

gah!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

It makes me vomit- I can't help it.

If you like vomit I'll swallow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

hai2u.com

don't look
just... don't

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

then you should be a good girl and swallow the vomit too.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

mmm

biohazard pr0n...

lovely.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

It's my birthday today

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

Am I marrying you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

don't you even know?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

just think of it as breakfast

or lunch, dinner, supper etc

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

You're a sick sick woman

b3ta.com/board/6481828

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

hehe I make it look good

*smooches*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Day of the tentacle...bwahahaha I love pip!!

most woo sir!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

this

cracking dott costume

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

I completed this

but not Sam n' Max, but I think I prefer S&M

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

Don't we all?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

TENTACLE!

Woooo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

Haha! Kat's dressed as Sausagetruck =)

*looks closely* But where are the spider and the scorpion?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

I do NOT dress like that :P

much

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

Ah! Hello...

*gets in headlock*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

*gives almighty wedgie*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

*wriggles free of easy-tear pants*

*runs off*

*wipes eyes*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

HAHA

I can see your weeeeeeeeeeeiner!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

Class

Dude looks like Kevin from 'Kevin and Perry go large'
I haaattteee yoooouuu - soo unfair etc etc

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

that game was* really great.

woo!

*and still is

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

*sniff* don't used past tense!

It's not dead! *cry*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

it's not,

i can do it in record time these days

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

I NEED to play that again

just finished monkey island again... ARG RETRO GAME FEVER!!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)

I know i'll get a slating for this, but I never really enjoyed the Monkey island series as much as the others

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)

i've never played monkey island

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)

I'm sure it's brilliant if you are into the whole Pirate thing. Which i'm not.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)

why not?

pirates are ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)

comedy ones are

but to be honest, real pirates are absolute cockstains... I did a whole project on them for my degree (marine geography) and they really are not at all nice!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

:-(

*storms away, passing a rubbish bin...throws something that looks like a ring box in it...storms off some more*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

Oh noes!

Is Chorizo no more the Official Wench?

/b3ta soap watching blog

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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

Real ones tend to do things like hack people's legs off

So they can't escape or fight back.
Real ones have also held up a friend of mine sailing off the coast of Indonesia, killing most of the crew with uzi's. They are lucky to be alive.

As I said. Like fun pirates not real ones.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

well, yes

but it's the romanticised 'one eyed-willy'/'dread pirate roberts' style pirate which is the one we celebrate

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

dunno...just don't appeal.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

I think pirates are shit

and don't understand the obsession

But the Monkey Island games are fucking ace, as is Grim Fandango

I've never had the pleasure of any of the other lucasarts games though - sam and max etc.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

Fairy snuff

I've never seen the alien films...

THERE! we can get slated together :D
edit: I don't drink tea either, or coffee :P

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)

You're not missing much.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

Alien was great, Aliens was good, Alien 3 was garbage. There - you don't even need to watch them now!

I've not seen any of the Matrix films

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

HAHAHA

This is like some sort of confession for geeks!

drink three bloody mary's !

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)

why so? Surely not having seen any of the matrix films would LESSEN a gook meter

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

gook?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

Racist!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

YOU HEARD ME!

/can't be bothered to edit

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

Me neither

or star wars, and neither have I any intention of seeing them

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)

you don't deserve to be on the internet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

I saw a bit of star wars

and thought it looked shite, so I never watched any more. Doesn't appeal to me at all. And don't even get me started on fucking Star Trek

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

hahahaha *high fives*

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

I only really like to play through games like that once

Then they lose their appeal a bit as there is nothing else you can really do.

Although I did used to love playing through Zak McKracken and the Alien mindbenders quite a few times. And Sam & Max.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)

sam and max is great

it's worth revisiting them every once in a while
as you'll have forgotten some details and have to re-remember them

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)

Nah.

Monkey Island 2 is still fantastic.
Played through it again a month or so back.
All my coworkers were gathered around my screen, watching.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6481775

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)

I see you again and I will burn you and empty my bladder upon you ashes.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

emply?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

Blind......fury......affecting.......speeling........

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)

"Blonde furry affection peelings"?

*googles*

*spluffs*

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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

ooooh you promise? ;)

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

Was 2 the one where you could do an easy or difficult mode?

I need to get hold of these again

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

edited

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

Luvverly..

I'd take all the Razors out my Apples before I Handed 'em Over for this Bunch

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

Who are Art and Kat dressed as?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6481716

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

arf, surely not

Kat looks like she is dressed very geekily but, going by most of JJ's pics, Chorizo usually walks around in the nud.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)

I remember the tentacles

EDIT: Ok, maybe I was exaggerating, but half-nud at least (and I haven't even seen the special files)

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

OK....that's one.....and the others are?

Edit: HAH HAH HAH! I don't draw real people in any kind of 'Special File' situation! That'd be creepy beyond words :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

eeeeeeeeeee??

But I'm not naked today its tuesday... today is my fully clothed day.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)

*stops by on Wednesday*

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)

I do?

*looks down to check*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

Hoagie and Bernard

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)

Oh I see, they're all DOTT

characters, been a while since I played that game

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)

haha

tentacle! the memories!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

hahaha! what are they all dressed in?

and why is art dressed as an emo?

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

DOTT rocks

one of my favorite adventure games

top drawage

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

Ha Pips dressed up like Purple out of

DOTT, (day of the tenticle)
I wish that would work on XP.

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

I've had it running on XP

you might need to use SCUMM VM to make it work

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

My sister's kittin does magicks

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

*spacks*

*vomits blood*
*dies*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

*necrophiles*

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

Your sisters kittin has me under mind control.

*MUST OBEY*

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

hypno kitty

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

kill it with hammers!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

yes kitten......i will buy beer for you.......

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

Brbrbbrbrbrbbrbbr

*hypnotised*
Meow.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

evil cat! woo

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

Yes

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

woo...

Hard to look away from that.

(Spliterz, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

Ooops

(

Ian Woosnam, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

I failed my cycling proficency test!

aaaaaaa the memories

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

i got sent home from mine.

for riding with no hands, i'm well 'ard.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)

i got failed because i just rode right in the middle of the road

then skidded a lot. I also knocked over everyones bikes when they were stood up.

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

Haha!

You are that bloke from Police Academy AICMFP

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

i'm only 15!

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

so is that guy from police academy.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

Cycling proficiency ???

They should have walking proficiency tests so people learn not to walk on cycle paths

(Spliterz, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)

but cycle paths are much nicer to walk on

they're wider and smoother

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

I guess it's more fun...

The more people that walk on them the more I faces I get to ride over.

(Spliterz, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

You'd be bugger'd if you failed.

i think old people need to re-take their driving test....

Old people get on me tits

(Loud_101, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

Yep...

My Grandad was telling my about how fun it was doing 140mph the other day, he just wanted to see if the car could do it, he is about 86 :S

(Spliterz, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)

oops indeed

edit: wank

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

Yay!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

that image looks old.

arf, all the same.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

It is old indeed...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

acely

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

that's no moon

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

heheh.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

hahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

Me and Sausage bird are brill at tying naughty knots.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

good use of recycling there

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

and 80% compression. ROCK!

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

overall i give your woo pictur

6.5/10

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

stop it,i'm gonna die laughing.....

*giggle,guffaww,tears roll*
i 'm lovin this...

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

I'd like to thank my family....my production company

..but most of all to sniffi the cat, who without the original image none of this could have been made possible

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

GAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHA

"moo."

(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

seamhorse!

222

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

are they ginsters pastys

attached to his feet?

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

JIGGA wut.
VANZ!! BETCH

(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

Hurrah!

And here's a TJ-ey thing

1) Most Haunted are doing their "live" thing in and around Edinburgh this evening, running about
all over the damn place chasing ghosts and zombies and things that go "piss" in the night
and shit like that
2) I live in Edinburgh
3) I'm going out to the pub this evening, in the area in which they might well be.

Any suggestions for things I can throw in their direction to scare Yvette "AAAAAAAAARRRGHH" Fieldy-fieldfield?

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

Weapons of mass destruction

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

Shout: RAAAAAAAA EAT MY COCK*

*in scottish accent

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

Then

I could hurl poultry at them, then run away screaming "INNUENDO! HAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S NOT MY COCK"

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

^this

But more goats.

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

and/or Jesus

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

I might try

dressing up as Jesus and then going to find them, then go up to their resident psychic and scream in his ear
"I'M JEEESUS. I'M BACK FROM THE WATERY GRAVE TO HAUNT YOUR TROUSERS OFF!", or at least as much of that as I possibly can
before security drags me away

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

just streak, BUT paint b3ta/big cock on your back

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

paint it magenta. yes.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)

Take

a water pistol filled with ectoplasm with you in case you spot them.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

a sacrificial

donut

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)

hahaha

damn registers on the swear filter, but not piss.

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)

does miss fielding have a swear filter?

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

I thought "piss" was a sound effect.

Like "nyuuuuuuurghhhhmph!"
edit/ damn, just realised - this is a piss-poor 1000th post :(

(

Three Dog Man, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

fwap

could also be a sound effect

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)

a big bag of your own alcoholic piss

and some mud

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)

JISM

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)

A spear!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

a spear coated in jism

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

spear mint

aaaaa tooshay!

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

smelly fart

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

Meadowbank stadium!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

pffftle

If I tried that, Derek "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Acorah-biscuit would jump out from his watery
grave and shoot it out of the sky with his SAM POWERED LASER-EYES!

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

Ah. Good point, well made

back to the drawing board then

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)

could just throw the drawing bord at them

plus pens

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

HAHAHHAHAA

*chortles*

You should just keep going to the toilet over the course of the evening while putting on increasing ammounts of pale make up, eventually come back in a sheet.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

Scathing looks in their general direction!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

A firy ball of tar and razorblades

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

I think they were there last night too

Doing strange things and getting cut up, I think Mrs Blue Aardvark was saying...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

They were

They've been here the last two nights doing their ghastly thing. Last night a couple of them were "attacked by ghosts" apparently.
One of them was stabbed in the leg. I reckon it's the ghost of Derek "TITS" Acorah-biscuits coming back to haunt
the pants off them.

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

blow bubbles around them.

omg! orbs!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

whatever you do

film it and stick in on the board

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

PUNCH IT IN THE THROAT

(

@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)

Mr. Loverman

SHABBA!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

Mr Kipling does make Seamingly good horses.

>Parrrrrp<

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

Trick or Treat?

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)

TREAT

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

I just spat coke on my monitor....

....as sick and wrong as it is....it made me arf coke outta me nose.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

you need to whip your head back as you snort

get it right in there.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)

I shall write this in the b3ta survival journal i am thinking of writing!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)

nice dude,

you'd best clean it before it dries, goes sticky and looks like you have just arf'd something else on your monitor

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)

I have....

...there are several bodily fluids on my monitor and desk......

*must remember to stop typing*

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)

3. COCK

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

pfft!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

hahaha

TREAT!

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

hehehehe

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

hahaha

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

This must be where they harvest them from....

Poor bloody giraffes.

bbc8

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

Pffft!

That's what colour they are in the wild. They only turn red when you boil them.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

hehehe

good point, I didn't think of that. :)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)

nicely

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

as much as I like AArdman

Those cunts annoy me

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)

Lambie bleedin Nairn are

the w*nkers to blame. They were the ones who came up with all those shockingly bad idents for UKTV.

Bunch of tossers.

/no longer works in TV blog

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)

these idents are far better than bbc1's current mind numbingly boring ones.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

Couldn't agree more.

and they cost a million quid!
Taking the piss isn't in it.

I was referring to the ones like when UK Horizons was still around.
The CG ones with the flying bug, and all that lot.

Edit: Found one -
bbc8

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

Who are the people that do the estings for E4?

Because I like some of them.

Oh, and the normal channel 4 bits hanging about, camera moves, makes a 4 things.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

They farm them out to all kinds of design houses

Some of the Bristol mafia, as well as a few in London.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

Precursor do E4.

www.precursorstudio.com/

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

I thought it was clever when they had this little drawing page on the E4 website

And you could draw your own and send them in.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

rob should get on the phone, we could design some good ones for them

and they'd only cost a bag of sweets and some comics.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)

Fuck that

MONEY

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)

how annoyin,

all the poor guy gets would be the bbc3 line up

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)

i always wondered

what those things are their heads were for.

i'd never got too close cos they're so high up

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)

woo that's splendid!

And I'm heading off

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

hehe

nicely done

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

heh, i likey

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

happy hallowe'en

apologies for shoddiness.

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

erm, s'quite alright

*sniggers*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

s~naughty~

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

*penny finally drops*

haha!

'noon, sir!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

haha!

noon!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

RAKK!

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

as you can see i'm no expert...

and its too twunting big/sorry. :(

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)

Have you tried

making it smaller and better?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

thats going to take some showing me....

i better not play with the big boys,,,*relurks*

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

read this :)

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

even better

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)

before you go

link it
and then go here:
www.lemony.co.uk/tutorials

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

Try the cropping tool.

looking up 'cropping pictures' in the help should help.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)

just make sure you save it as a gif file in paint

changing the filename afterwards doesn't work

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)

like this

print out your image
then cut like this

scan it
repost it

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)

Haha

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)

cheers!

much nicer people than on /talk. :)

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

oh they are right cunts

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

WTF? I'm a left cunt, axially

/deformed multigentitalia blog

*returns to /talk*

(

no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

*chases with broom*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

pffft

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

pay heed to this advice and come back soon,

unlike OMGblah blah blah earlier you've acknowledged your faux pas and sought advise, this i like.
it's the only way i've made any improvement, although i've a long way to go yet.

edit/ thanks to those who pointed out earlier spelling errors.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)

the pic is still there tho'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

'tis better than my newbie trick of hitting delete,

which as we know causes ailments.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

heeded and gratefully received

:)
thanks.

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

but linking would be much better

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

i've noticed that any image i save in paint is automatically over 50k

this is annoying.
no matter how small i draw it.......
i will discover the delights of tutorials...

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

Yes.

it's advice not advise and fubar not foopah

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

i think he's doing a different spelling of faux-pas

whereas fubar is not the same thing

edit: you missed acknowledged

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

*faux pas

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

bloody hell you're right, that is by far my most inacurate post to date.

sorry.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

inaccurate

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

i hate you

what's most annoying is that i checked to see how many c's it had and got carried away with the n's.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

don't apologise

do something about it

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

don't worry, as my old David-Brentesque boss used to say

X is an unknown quantity and a spurt is a drip under pressure.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

and wot is theat meant to mean?

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)

blimeh

that really is shoddy

edit: how in hell did you manage to get that over 50k?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)

Pixels made of gold. YARRRRR!!

and indeed RAKK

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

I was thinking the same thing.....

....quite a feat.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)

Hahaha!

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)

this is still awesome :)

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

haha! Thats ace!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)

Fab, Mr Labs

I truly love this.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)

haha

sill ace

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

it's the gradients

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)

FP This now!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

*giggles*

that made me giggle. cheers.

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

Welcome.....

....what you sniffin though?

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

that's amazing

in that you managed to get that over 50k. Read lemony's guide to optimisation. It's concise and easy to understand. Let me find it. Just a tic

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

that would be very helpful of you sir,thankee....

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

it's not too difficult to get a bmp

over 50k.

it looks like a gif, smells like a gif, but tastes like a bitmap

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

that'd be it

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

gah!

It loaded upwards!

*runs for the hills*

(

slippery doctore, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

it's a bitmap in disguise!

*runs also*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

how odd

it is a bmp labelled as a gif.

I saw a lovely animation about bmps on here the other day. I hope the creator reposts it here.

edit: it's already here ^

*glees*

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)

HIS A JENIUS

gif im a medal lol!!!!!

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

funny thing is...

first time i saw the pic i thought the pumpkin was sayin kakk

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)

it is isn't it?

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

why would a pumpkin be saying kakk?

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

if it's seen some thing rubbish

and calling it cack or "kakk" in pumpkinese

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)

OIC

Mayby hey a saw a bad pumpkin lantern and exclaimed in sheer horror "KAKK"
Perhaps thier language is similar to klingon

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

I don't know

*sobs*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

/piss taking tosser

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

hahahaha

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

i will bid..

fifty of your earth money for that!

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

hahahahah!

this is the funniest halloween i've had in my life !
great stuff!

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

meh...

wrong on so many levels...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

noice

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

hehe...

haha, that hat looks painful!

(

nadey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

oi!

someone's shooting your rabbit in the arsular area

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)

it's a paintball gun,

but the rabbit has its deflector shield up

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

it's a haemorroid blaster

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

that's cool

nice one

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

Ha ha

It looks like Gilbert!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)

gilbert's fridge

ace stuff

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

haha I used to love Gilbert. And his snot!

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

cool

it looks a bit like finbar saunders

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)

He's got a big head.

Fnarr, fnarr.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

it glows in the dark.

or maybe not, but if you squint i kind of looks like it does.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

Woo!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

nice one.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

Happy Halloween

This one went straight to DVD:

click for SATANIC sized

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

hee hee

that's a beezer

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)

HAIL MITTENS!

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

Fetch Rosemary's Coat

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

Then we'll all get in Rosemary's Boat.

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)

I read that as

Feltch Rosemary's Goat

(just to save someone else doing it)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

Haha

I like it

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

I'm picking up a M, Mar, Maaar-ga-ret, Mar-ga-ret, Margret, is that right Sam?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

OH MY GOD

That's the besterest thing you've ever done. It looks SO like the scheming scouse cunt....

Seriously, you've made my day.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)

People seem amazed that he was a fraud.

WHY I ASK YOU?

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

The hilarity of a medieval Ethiopian called Sam is underrated.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Actually, was sam medieval? He was from back in the day, I'm sure of it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)

who the fuck are you all talking about?

who the fuck is derek acora?
who the fuck is shirly ghostman?

qq

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

it's his spirt guide

or summat

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

sam

is ment to be from about 1500 years ago, and is a freind of dereks from a past life i will have you know.

(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

have I just left the comfort of my own dimension?

edit: ahhh Derek Acora

I likes Shirley Ghostman

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)

*talks to spirit guide geoff*

it would seem you are still in your own dimension,...... thank you geoff.... it just seems like the sporot of a unicorn is trying to use your body to comunicate with us

(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)

So, basically Sam is possessing someone else's body, and he's not entirely sure which time period he's in/from?

Oh boy!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)

no no no!

DONT BE SO SILLY!

Sam is dead, and is in the spirit world, which is where we go when we die, but sometimes spirits are reborn, and derek is one of these lucky spirits who get to have another go. I think that sam died in dereks arms in a past life or summit, which suggests that derek had a past life about 1500 years ago.

*edit*

he had a whole section on his website about sam

www.derekacorah.org/about_sam.htm

(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

hang on a second!

I just got that

*hangs head in shame of not getting it sooner*

(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

Arf!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

Doo-doodoo do dudu-du du du doo doo

...hoping each time his next Leap would be....

...the Leap home.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

Ahahahaha

You've made one of my legs longer than the other one now- give the other one a pull, would you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)

Because he was actually quite convincing

until he started the possession shit.

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)

Oh.

It isn't Samwise, Peregrin and Meriadoc then?

*hides*

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)

I like the bloke

he's entertaining, funny and hasn't hurt anyone.

Plus he's made a lot of old ladies very happy.

If people want to believe his reading of body language/research/making it up as he goes along is contact with another world then thats up to them. He's just telling people what they want to hear like "mediums" have been doing since the Victorians invented this whole genre.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

^This muchly

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)

Well yes but he was being paid to do a job and lying through his teeth

They set up traps etc and he walked straight into it.

Although I think if you were to put a gun to my head it'd be his diamond earring that I dislike the most. I don't get big diamond earrings on boys. Which is sexist, I know. But yeah.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

I disagree.

I think people who make their living by lying to exploit the weaknesses and sorrows of others are evil.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

^this muchly

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)

you mean B3tans?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

that am fucking WOO!

with a YAYHOUPLAPANOWIE sprinkled on the top.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)

Cheers for that.

Now I've got 'When Will I Be Famous?' in my head.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)

i can't answer

i can't answer that.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

Oof!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)

when will we see the that picture in the papers?

b3ta.com/talk/2109766

(

Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)

ha! that was my first thought.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)

ah, Bros......... but one of them had Dark hair I thought

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

You're right.

I shall endeavour to make my stupid responses far more cosmetically correct in future.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

hahahahahahah

and let that be a lesson to you ;)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)

yes, one did have dark hair

the non brother one, i believe his name was craig.

/knows too much blog

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

He married mel form mel and kim

He died

she died
/know even more too muchness!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)

i knew she died

but i didn't know he died too

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

arf

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

damn you

you mindpissed me by a cunty mile!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)

I'm probably

just more 80s than you are.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

haha! crackin'!

*doesn't repost rubbish 'most haunted' anims*

woo!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

Do you have a stash of these,

or do you really produce them that quickly?!

Mega Woo!

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

Wooooooooooooooooooosome!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)

it's bros!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

NO!

It's Fiveminuteslaterthaneverybodyelse-man!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

*sniggers*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)

Don't laugh, I'm about to be killed in the face by a ginge.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)

i was reading my book

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

Don't lie.

You were vigorously masturbating over pictures of Tessa Jowell, weren't you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)

nope, the one time i don't go on b3ta while at work

is during my breaks :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

hahahaha

bleddy fantastic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

hahaha

That is awesomo

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

top work.

i never knew the other one was called sam.
my education is now complete.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

HAHAHAHA

This is without a doubt the best thing I've seen all day!!!

WOO!!

*clicks like a mofo*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

MARY LOVES DICK

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)

hahaha

that is the best one

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

so do you

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)

You knows it!11!eleventeen!

How goes it, you horrible cunt?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

That

Deserves a damn good Houpla!

(

Weetobix, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

that's ace

woo

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

at first

I thought you'd drawn Bros!

*puts grolsch tops away*

edit/ *stops masturbating to pictures of Tessa Jowell*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

Your pictures are always so aesthetically pleasing

much wooness!

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

Good stuff as usual, Mr HappyToast

I am, as always, jealous of your skillz.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

residual!

woo!

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:02, archived)

top reply!

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:01, archived)

haha! that`s bloody brilliant! as a reward, I give you the three mediums via the medium (see what I did there?) of PAINT!

1. Derek Acorah

2. Colin Fry

3. Tony Stockwell

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:00, archived)

Guess who is joining in the halloween fun....

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

Woo

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

arf

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I, I-I ain't afraid
I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I-I-I, I-I-I ain't afraid of no ghosts

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

BOO!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

GHOSTBUSTERS!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

I hear he likes the girls

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

Great Line...

...in a Great Song...

Busting Makes me Feel Good!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)

kkk beattie?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)

evil cackling ......

mwahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa.....
/'twas funny/gets.

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)

He's dead?!

Poor Mrs Beatie!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)

'Bout time,

the old git's been milking his fame here for long enough.

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

Who called you lovely?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

Why?

Am I not?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

You're wuvvums, you know you are.

I just want to know who called you lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

T'was the lovely Caro.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

Have you ever seen

"The Real Hustle"?

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

why?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)

You look like one of the guys from it

ever so slightly. He used to have a goatee, but doesn't here
www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/real_hustle_paulwilson.shtml

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

The tinyest bit

He has more hair, and more body (the fat git)

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

"Love Handles"

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

Wooooooo!

Yay!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

This is top!

\o/

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

WooOOooOooo...

Also: Do we not get halloweeny icons this year?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

arf!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

hahaha

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

pfft!

i hope you get a treat for that

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)

Now she is a monster!

(OMGWTFBBQ stop calling me a n00b!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)

definate improvement

now about that filesize....

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

it's not that big

its actually miniscule but the fatness of the lips make it seem MUCH MUCH bigger

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

it is even fooling firefox

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

actually...

it is THAT big!!! ahhhh sorry I was viewing it from the side.

Bugger... silly me!

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

BIGGAR!

that is all

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

erm, it's a touch large

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

Okay

What part of the FAQ did you miss out?

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

psssst

you may want to optimise it :¬)

*takes cover*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

that's a huge filesize

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

Where is Martin Sockworthy?

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

I rule.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

he was lunching

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

largen

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

That's blimmin marvellous.

Woo!

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)

agreed

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)

That's ace

Have a dragon:

(

Funkster, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

Oh NOES

(

Shada, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

YOUR MUM!!!!

Biggarrrr!!!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

mind

bleach

on all fucking accounts

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

Gribblingtons.

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

I'm so glad I spent all that time on the monsters

for this to push them out the way

_{but notice how I didn't swear or mention other noob related topics}

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

Is that not the done thing now then?

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

what, swearing and shouting

Read the FAQ you Noob C***?

depends who you're talking to, some love it others hate it.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)

I'm sure that you can express your displeasure with this image

Without swearing, but being a bit more direct than you were.

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)

no, it doesn't seem to make any difference

look, its still there and people have tried both approaches :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

Yeah but some people have said that they like it

They have only complained about the file size.

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

i'm not normally minded to do this but,

THIS IMAGE IS SHIT, FAR BIGGER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE,AND HAS ALREADY HAD MORE ATTENTION THAN IT WARRENTS.

that is all.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)

Halle-fuck-lujah

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

It's had 16 more replies than Thor's Invisible Man

where's the justice in the world?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

But they are ace

and we all do love you
*lines up to bum*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)

I hope you take the time to say that

to everyone who made the effort.

go on, I'll be checking.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

Alan?

Is that you?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

please read the FAQ

and resize your image accordingly.

i shall ignor you in 5 mins if you don't sort it out.

thank you.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

i'm back from a chocolate trip.

what did i miss?

oh...

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

Universal Monsters

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)

Tis a bit large

Check out the FAQ.

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)

It's a bit shit also

If this is what constitutes an acceptable image then I need to post more on here.

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

Nazi Kittin!

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

^this

I need to do more "Read the FAQ" images

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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

You mean like this?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)

n00 icons

Whatcha think?

edit: tweaked the colour one slightly

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)

campbells soup tins?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

green eggs and ham please

sam i am

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caffeinefreak, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

Winnar!

you win at internets

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

WOO ME!

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caffeinefreak, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)

Are they Cat in the Hat Hats?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

*nods furiously*

Kinda hard to make them obvious with the bend in. Might need a tweak.

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

nah

i think they are just right, got it straight away. nice work

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)

mm, tweaked slightly anyway- i accidentally left in some gray, and had diffusion turned on in save for web

silly penguin

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

I was parked in the Cat in The Hat carpark at Universal Studios

that's in Florida.
In Merika.

that's the only reason I know

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

nice

I like those

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

Me likey

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

noice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

Happy

Halloween all. My first ever thingy - be gentle!

now all I need is one of a pie...

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

ACE!

send it in to weebl!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)

Will Do.

Thanks everybody! woo.

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)

pumpkin pie Bob?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)

That...

...is braw.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

haha

excellent

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

wow

superb!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

Halloween

amongst old customs connected with Hallowe'en is that of picking up with the teeth of apples floating in a tub of water.Some of the beliefs and observances associated with the celebrations arose long before the christian era,in the autumn festivals of pagan peoples.

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

why is a jack o' lantern so called?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)

because it was invented by Jack O'Lantern

obviously *tchoh*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

teh intarnets are your friend

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_o_lantern

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

at a guess

An Irish legend tells of Jack, a lazy but shrewd farmer who used a cross to trick the Devil, then refused to free him unless he agreed to never let Jack into Hell. The Devil agreed. When Jack died, the Devil wouldn't let him into Hell. So, Jack carved out one of his turnips, put a candle inside it, and began endlessly wandering the Earth for a resting place. He was known as "Jack of the Lantern", or Jack-o'-Lantern.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

^^ This^^

happy halloween everyone.

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

i was trying to test your knowledge

but other people got in there first.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

I'm a copy and paste whore

:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

you win

well done you.
also he wasn't allowed into heaven because he was a miser and he has to roam the earth until judgment day.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)

but now he works in a call centre

just outside Doncaster

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

The 'Tradition rooted in folklore' bit:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_o%27lantern

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

Nice work

I love it, definitely send it to weebl.

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

Yay!

Woo to you

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

Excellent

wonderful woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

Yay!

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Shada, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

hell yeah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

Fab!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

Well it's only taken me 4 years

But my first ever animation!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

w00t!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

well hellllloooooooooooooo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

cor

*waggles eyebrows*

woo

edit: *yiffs* :¬D

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

Yay!

Hello sailor! etc.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

Good stuff!

Do more do more!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

I will I will!

Yay! I've learned how to do something clever!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

^ yes

listen to Ms. Tandot

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

Ms!!!

I'll have you

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)

hahaha :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

That makes me

happy

or possibly go on a murderous rampage, not too sure...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

Haha

Yay.

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Shada, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

brilliant

hippos are the tits.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

Thought id dress up early...

Enjoy!

(Golden_guns247, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)

redex costume?

edit: phwoar!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)

Thats crap

Put some effort into it. I beat the shit out of myself for halloween this year.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)

is that you SSS?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)

'Tis

All my own eyes and everything.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

did you really hurt yourself?

is it a cry for help?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)

I only did it so my parents will notice me :(

(Its make-up)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

you've just reminded me of the incredible crush I had on Molly Ringwald after first watching 16 Candles

www.imdb.com/title/tt0088128/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

oh god yes

that, and the crotch shot in breakfast club

(which wasn't even her)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

was it not?

you've just ruined my entire teenage years

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

fraid not

or so she claimed in an interview wot i red

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

*sob*
*fwap*
*sob*
*fwap*
*sob*
*fwap*
*sob*
*fwap*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

tear jerker?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

pffffttt

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

it is

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

pffft

so I dont beat myself up...

(Golden_guns247, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

come out of hiding?

what happened?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

It's only my eyes

The rest of me is still blissfully mysterious

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)

to some.....

;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

!!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

I have a black eye too after being in a car accident last night :o(

My mate broke his arm and his BMW - oops.

www.b3ta.com/board/6481140#post6481184

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

Oof!

Love and getwellsoonhugs x

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

Aw thanks

I'm ok, had to come in to work and I can't move my head properly... Bastardos...

Hope ya eye gets betta too :)

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

I'm well impressed with this reaction

It's makeup, I went to a fancy dress party on sunday as a battered housewife.

Buying the bottle of jd before the party with that was the best bit :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

Doh!

Well nice work hehe!
Was the party any good?

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

Yep, super ta

Indicated by the fact that bottle of JD is no more.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

Mmm JD

Has a habit of getting me in to trouble that stuff....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)

Yep

Thats why it's so great.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

ouch

my eyes look like that anyway

/needs more sleep blog

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

ouch

that looks nasty

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

Aww! Walked into a door?

There are people you can talk to about domestic violence you know.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

BUT I LOVE HIM

AND HE LOVES ME

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

is your name Luca?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)

you live on the second floor?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

I don't, I live on the 1st floor

but I think i've seen them before

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

Pffft!

Ace costume!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

Hallowe'en

halloween observance as a time of merry-making is more popular in Scotland,where dances are frequently held on that night and whisky drunk in copious amounts.

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)

im more into the vodka

in copious amounts... i do like that word... copious...

(Golden_guns247, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

Ooh nice!

but how do you tell it apart from any other night of the year up there?

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Weetobix, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

wow

splendid

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)

Any excuse for a pearoast

Last Saturday's costume will be making another outing tonight!

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Weetobix, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)

fuck me

!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

offcourse

*unzips*

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

I like the pic

Where ya sat down with a beer - makes me laugh.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

HAHAHA

That's aces!! Is that you?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

Certainly is!

*hangs head in shame*

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Weetobix, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)

Don't be ashamed

Its brilliant!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

Holy shit dude

How much time did that take to make???

(Golden_guns247, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

Ooh!

About 150 hours over the past 11 months

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Weetobix, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

...

:O looks well worth it

(Golden_guns247, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

I want step by step instructions on how to create this!!!

ACENESS!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)

Scary as fuck!!!

woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)

would look better

with some kind of mask!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

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