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# Flash VS Paint
Here is something I drew today in Flash.


And here is something I drew a few days ago in Paint.


Isn't it nice to see some progress?

Apologies for the Flash robot being slightly higher than the approved file size.
I'm sure you'll let me off this once though.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:58, archived)
# No I won't...go and re-optimize it now

*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)
# :(
I'm so sorry sir! Please forgive me.

It was smaller as a gif but the quality was poor.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)
# What's your point?


Have you got a point? You're comparing a vector drawing package to a crappy bitmap editor? Are you *that* bored?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)
# That wasn't very fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:05, archived)
# You know,

I just suddenly had a lot of rage to expel. :|
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)
# :(
Better on this than on something someone worked really hard on, I suppose.



lol - hard on!
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Can I be a complete nob?
The answer is of course 'Yes', every minute of every bloody day
The paintmash one has more character. Woo to both though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Perhaps when I can access Flash again,
I will be able to do a Flash version of the Paint robot.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)
# i prefer the paint one
it looks friendly
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)
# you can acheive the same result in paint using the colour select and pencil
its like digging a tunnel, just because a shovel works better doesnt mean theres no use for the spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Just thought i'd post this...

Off to Barcelona for 2 weeks with no b3ta :(
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hello noob
read the fucking faq
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)
# IRONY!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Haha
:(
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)
# you say "read teh faq" when it's ashally over the 'recommended' size for anims
(:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Did you?
There's a nice bit in there about file size.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
his face is making me laugh like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)
# ......................
305k...............

The irony has not escaped me

Have a lovely trip
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)
# you are ironically retarded
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)
# LOL! READ THE FAQ!
IRONY
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I miss english whose line is it..
Ryan Stiles baby!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)
# something about irony
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)
# My dad loves her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)
# she's lovely
when she keeps her gob shut.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)
# I was outraged when I caught a bit of the news this morning
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Cash for kebabs

Edit - reads filename & gets it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)
# :P
Edit: ok
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I like the way you think
also nice to see Blair doing some work
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:05, archived)
# cheers.
and he's not really working, he's just pretending.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)
# There's a chip shop on Erdington High Street in Brum that sells 'donor meat'.
Just thought you'd like to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)
# I wondered what those cards were for.
Makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)
# bah
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# oh dear god
that's a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# and also a bad one
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I like him bad
he looks all alien nation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Can I interest you in a glass of sour milk?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hehe
good one...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# *bokes*
I are not alien. Pissed it will not get me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)
# So your name isn't Rudyard Kipling then?
Or Sam Francisco?



/only seen the film and not the series blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I'm sure Sam Francisco is in the series
I'm trying to remember. To be honest, I don't really like it, my landlord did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)
# pffffffffffft
*dies of punnage overdose*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# bah indeed!
*slaps own forehead in disappointment*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# wow
you don't see a duncan pun for years...then 2 come along at the same time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# argh!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# grrrrrrroan!

an a likkle bit of woo too
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# eeeeef!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# aaaargh!
woo!


3
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# nekkid tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *readies camera*
Is it going to be today?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# HURRY UP DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hahahaha calm down dear, it's just a likkle one
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# You speak as one who knows
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)
# what?


2
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)
# OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!....
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:57, archived)
# You are Sam Beckett from off of Quantum Leap
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:58, archived)
# GET ON WITH IT!
it's nearly pub o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# ^ what he said
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:57, archived)
# It's actually a lie
I have no friends and will actually just go home and drink brandy & coke on my own

but still, the hurry up bit stands
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)
# is it?
Yes, you're right


G'nite all!

1



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:58, archived)
# you SWINE!
:¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)
# you'll jsut have to imagine him nekkid until he disrobes on monday.

and on that i'm going home as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Dunkin Fucking Goodhew!!!!!!!!!!111!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I've swam with him
we helped me improve my breast stroke...

I used to be a proper athlete swimmer
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I wondered? Can it be Dun?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# i've never seen it Dun like that before
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Can it be milked?
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# OMGROFLSOCKS
so... funny.
(Milt I like gin., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# oh dear god
death....by...jokes....

woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# My EYES!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# hmmm... shrek?
hmmm... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Last one, I promise
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# R-I-S
uh?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# i think it refers to the drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# ah ...
i thought they were little morsels of cake ...
methinks i may need to get my eyes checked!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# who's spunky backpack was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Joss Ackland's
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Joss Ackland's
It affects Shatner's Bassoon
[edit] and pisses on your mind
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Joss Ackland's
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# No
That's di-mesmeric-anderson phosphate
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)
# 1-phenylpropan-2-amine
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# i guess that
means it's not cake then ... mmmmm caaayke
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# hahah crikey!
Looks like demerata sugar... Note to self: must be careful when the vicar comes round for coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# that one was a crack up
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# oof
nice 1 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# if only it were that sexy
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I did this one!
eye to a pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Why did you do that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# i was
bored
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# EEEHHHH?!?!?!?
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# other ones
on flickr
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# oh so you're gooode on flickr huh
your missus has lovely baps
/alowed to say it cause i'm a girl
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *checks out*
Cor!



/Also allowed to say it coz I'm a Professor =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)
# she does
doesn't she...
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Have you been breaking Jaguars?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# not
me took a picture so i could show the owner!
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Hahah, loon
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I just gone done a poo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# 50 is the preferred limit for still pictures
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(you realise i'm going to be a complete arsehole to you from now on, don't you?)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# cares?
not likely
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# heyho
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Lets go!
Hey Ho!

Lets Go!

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)
# heh
good luck :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# ^This^
:)
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# really?
I feel special

I also think lesson number 2: "file size" is about to begin

*ducks*
( ' )<
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# haha good call


/wayne
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
It's a tough life being a zOMG!!1!n00b
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# woah nelly!

before you go jumping for joy, still images should be closer to 50kb really.
I think maybe you should brush up on your FAQs q;

AND, if you donate to get an icon today, you'll have a candle tomorrow! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# And all the e-cayke you could want.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Haha!
Trampette's getting a copy of this on the 14th.
Even though she'll just RIS tetchily.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# remember to
say who done it haha
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# oh, where's riverghost when you need him
and his handy dandy tag instructions
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I've got some tag instructions, so you can borrow one of them
Instruction #1: If you do a picture and it's any good, tag it
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:58, archived)
# just
put your name on it?
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Any sort of text which will identify it as yours, without getting in the way of the picture
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)
# It was me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:57, archived)
#


9
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Dunkin Goodhew!!!!!!!!!!111!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Congratumalafickations!
*nicks all the cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# oh christ!
pfffft

woo
*goes to hospital with 2nd degree punnage burns*

edit: and can;t remember if i've said it already, but happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# arf indeed
8
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I just missed my 17,000
are you going to do this before home teim?
or leave everybody waiting until Monday?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *slap*



Edit: and happy birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)
# that's right!
a classic no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I'll send you a big special cake
if you reply to this 7 times
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# ooh lovely

7
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Five more replies should do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Can
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Have
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Special
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Cake
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Too
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# *checks posts*
Hmm. Well, if you post nekkid anyway, I don't see why not
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Posting nekkid
really isn't the sort of thing I should be rewarded for.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6805446
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hee hee hee
6
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# count faster!
i wanna see your naughty bits before i go home!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# only 6 left...
ohboyohboyohboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# hooray
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *Groans*
Gah, what are you like?

*takes extra slice of chocolate cake for that*

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Are you going to get nekkid today?
How many have I got left?

[edit] and are you 33 today?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# 67.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Thank you helpful Captain
*replaces crown*
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# This just looks silly on top of my tricorner
You're the treasurer, you can either keep it in the chests or wear it as a symbol of your position.

Preferably with nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Well, you're the captain...
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# :O
POWER TO MAKE NAKED LADIES!

Excuse me all, I'm off to places where ladies go...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:58, archived)
# 67 honey
5
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Thank you helpful Freebs
Now please hurry up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# birthday bunnies for the bulbybulbybub.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Did you make this ? Did you ?
oh hang on.....

Woo to you sir !
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# NUMBERS!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# This is an excuse isn't it
your going to parade your man bits in this thread aren't you

well hurry up...coz I've got to go out soon and I wish to pour vast quantities of scorn and pititude upon your inadequate dong

not really
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# evening fella
4
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Sparkler fun!
2131

Chris Jordan's 'Bi-polar' was drawn with a sparkler and photographed using a single long exposure (around 10 seconds).

not mine... lol
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Impressive!
Edit- or not. You poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Hello!


/waves and waves and chirps blog
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Hello my trundlesome companion!
*picks up the birdy and pops him on her shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I have been a busy coding birdie today.


Hurrah for coding. :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# How's it going?
Are the tits getting into their genres nicely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# :D
They certainly are. I have decided to go all web 2.0 beta with the site, and have tagging. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# That all made no sense
I have decided to be happy about this and am now smiling and nodding.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# It's okay,
I don't understand it either. Nobody does. It's what makes us all sound very clever and important.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I've never sounded either of those things.
I think it involves shouting. Is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Not at all.
It involves looking irritated and condescending when someone tries to talk to you about it.
As in:
"*Sigh* What do you mean you don't use tags? How the hell are users going to have a fully interactive experience whilst at the same time cataloguing your content for you? Cretin. Piss off."
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# That sounds like a lot less fun than shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# i'm already on web 3.7

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
# but you're not a
jedi yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# this isn't yours though, is it?
ffs the board is full of cunts today
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# same old
same old
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# it isn't?
Aw :-(

Right. Ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Good grief micto, you have the eyes of an eagle


and the ears of a wolf
the strength of a bear
speed of a puma
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# and the cock of a WHALE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# kiss me you fool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# wich set of lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# mick jagger's
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# i think i'll pass on those...
yours or nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Wouldn't that make a hell of an animal pr0n movie
Whalefucker II
Drowned in Cum
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# is that why the japanese hunt whales then?
for bukkake movies?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Who knows
But a race that actively encourages tubgirl...then pixelates her lady bits seems a little out kilter to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Haha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# and the penis of a wasp

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# a white anglo-saxon protestant?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# no
the black and yellow 'sting your bollocks if they could' pests
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Wasp
We Are Sexual Perverts
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# and the penis of a budgie
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# And the smell of a Warthog.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# well, it's more that that pic is massively famous on an internet level after
being linked on a bbc site ages ago and then linked in the newsletter and other places

edit: you are all cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I love you really
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Ahh, still pretty observant



p.s. sorry about the flood of cock jokes I seem to have caused
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
"you are all cunts" not exactly a newsflash mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# He stole it from me
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Yeah
I honestly have no idea what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Me neither
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# and an incredibly camp horse with a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# and the nipples of a man spaniel
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# ooh
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# oh piss sticks
i'll just go give more sensible credit on flickr then...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# it is his,
i think, it's on his flickr page
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# *steals from internets*
*puts on flickr*

done
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Indeed
To quote the beeb-beeb-ceeb

"Chris Jordan's 'Bi-polar' was drawn with a sparkler and photographed using a single long exposure (around 10 seconds)"
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# yeah, maybe.
oh well, is he a well known troll?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# That is LOVELY!
Thank You :)


Edit: Norty Man - You didn't do that? Bad Dog! No biscuit for you, then.
Edit Edit: Too Late for that ninja comment-editing mullarkey, you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Yays!
But the bench may catch fire.

Sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# VERY nice!

Edit: Oh, FFS.
'post your own stuff or give credit (and don't put it in new threads)' why is this a difficult concept for people?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# That's great.
You however did not make it

Prove me wrong. - no really, please prove me wrong - I want to know how it feels :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# what?
there's a leechum stoleyfest going on with the board today?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD
HE'S MADE ENTIRELY OF FIRE!

:D

woo

taking an image and making some kind of amusing or insane edit: good
taking an image and posting it and letting everyone assume it's yours: TEH BAD!

Go and sit on a small wooden stool and think about what you've done, young lady
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# ... in that case, time for a cheeky pea
Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Ah, a couple of amusing variations on the classic Pink Floyd LP 'Wish I Was Not On Fucking Fire'.
Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Ola Senor Tramp!
all well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I'm impressed by that picture
but not by the fact that you've apparently tried to pass it off as your own
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# this rocks my socks
*goes to flickr*
*faves*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Awesome, you cunting theif
THREADJAAACK I have been on a country walk and have updated my flickr as a result.

Click for hot duck action
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hot Duck action?!

*clicks!*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# You KNOW it makes sense!
EDIT: How rude of me, happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Some smashing photies there
It's probably
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# haha!
I sure hope so :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Ha ha!
*quacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)
# mmmmmm
dux!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# ooooooooooooh
did ya see, did ya see!!??!

www.b3ta.com/board/6814622
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# That is ACE
Saw it on your flickr, funnilly enough!

Thanks for the add request and all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
# yays!
thanks!

*inflates ego*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Quack!
Quack
Quack?...

Quack Quack...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *shoves*
hi
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)
# *shoves back*
Wotcher mister
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Some marvellous pictures there!
Top dux!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Yay for hot duck action!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)
# You are a rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
reply of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *builds an extension on bunker*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# *Puts on Faux Comedy Bowler Hat with 'Council Man' Scrawled on it*
Did you obtain planning permission for this Mr Professor sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
# it's alright Prof, I'll take care of this
"Come with me sir, I have all the relevant paperwork over here, next to this big hole...."
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# he's fucking on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# oh well it's still a nice picture
thanks for reminding me of it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Oh for christing out loud....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# i never once said
it was mine... :(
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# it's frowned upon to post work without permission or without giving credit
however lovely the image is
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)
# ah..
coolio
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# and don't say coolio.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# that made me do a lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Pfft!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Gah
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# why?
?
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Because is sounds irritating
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Then you shouldn't have started a new thread with it
And you should have made it clear that you didn't do it

HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)
# see
Edit...
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# the point of b3ta is really to post stuff that you have made yourself
also, I think that you picked possibly the worst possible time to find this out
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# LOL
You twat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Don't take it all to heart fella
Make something, even if it looks crap, post it and people will like it, I guarantee*

*Hamster Trippin's guarantees are not legally binding
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# IS that better ?????
.

(mr b3th, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# And that's worth a new post?
You didn't even hide the head on the beer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# oh fuck off you hamtouching twunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ^that
.
(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# those ---->
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# <----thus
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I don't know about
you, but i'm just here for gratuitous full frontal nudity!

PS. Are your bosses really so dumb that they don't know you're skiving off when you're photoshopping a giant magenta cock onto gloria honeyford?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# i only browse at work, i make pics at home
so it's almost acceptable
unless there is porn on show

this particular fuck off was for posting the same pic in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I like the mans moustache on the bottom left


on the other hand, your a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# He's been in the dome !
.
(mr b3th, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ^What they said.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# now this is crap but funny.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Quick, delete this and edit it over your post below.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# *sigh*
this is tiresome

If it wasn't Friday afternoon, I'd go and do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Big agreement with the Swaza...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# here is a ticket to china.
i propose that you use it, so you are at safe distance from the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# TO CHINA?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hmm
that pictures from a wee while ago

if it's still raining like that, they'll be up to their armpits in rainwater

that's quite scary :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# DORSET!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# GEROFF
MY LAAAAAND!!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Is the board banned on the chinese internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# they ban pretty much everything.
i can imagine b3ta would be banned also.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# they probably study it
for ways to destroy the west

well, the jokes on them! because they already did it with consumer goods!

ha haaaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Not at all.
I reckon they allow it as an example of the decadence of western society.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# If they spotted it I'm pretty sure they'd ban it
It was a fear I lived with everyday while over there, it's got too much free-speech and too many links

Edit: Ah, yes, the memories all come flooding back...b3tans trying to get it censored everytime I mentioned where I was ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# :)

It was funny though
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Do you really think you're worth the space you're taking up?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# still a little
nut snake fish world
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# This has pretty much ruined the internet
you shag.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# you can
still link the source if you like ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# i don't think he's listening
*gutted*
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# it's ok .. i'm used to being ignored ..
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# *ignores*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I think
it's safe to say that you've successfully failed. Bugger off now, there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# so
the story behind this picture, what's with attention seeking nuddy wummin?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# at least you tried
though i think you've lost the original effect you were aiming at ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# got bored
(hamchicken&peas, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahahah
brill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Which is the bash that you and Captain are gossiping about?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# march the 3rd LONDINIUM
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Is there an airport nearby?
:D

Was actually a serious question - I know fuck all about London Geography. Which airport is closer? Heathrow, Stansted or Gatwick?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Not in London
There's one in Manchester though
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# There is
but if they're full just aim for Canary Wharf.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# City Airport
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# but you would have to fly into england
and then get a shitty prop aircraft in from an outer laying airport
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Nah.
Fly straight in from Paris.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# or do this
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Although
If you're in Paris, you might as well Eurostar it to Waterloo. About the same speed, more comfortable, cheaper, less environmentally dodgy and better transport links at the other end.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# there is city airport in london
but flights are massively more expensive i think,
if you come to stanstead i could probably pick you up from the terminal
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# really?
You would do that?

*thinks* hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# yeah, i live near there and it IS a saturday after all
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Cor - thank you very much!
I will give this serious consideration :)

Ryanair would arrive at Stansted at 10:30ish
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# You live near Stansted?




/from Braintree blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# harlow
pity me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Harlow?
Crikey, I do pity you.

I nearly played a gig there once. We decided we weren't going to pay anyone so we didn't.


/uninteresting factoid blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I live in Banstead
Could you give me a lift too?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
# the airport is privatly owned
and they pumped up the landing fees to make more profit.....

most airliners pulled out when that happened. silly balfour beattie
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *sulks*
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/7669#post7718
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# :(
But HOLIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# 'spose
*kicks heels as still in sulky pance*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *gives you big hug and giggles like a schoolgirl*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# hahaha
hugs!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
# sounds like a roman army command
march you romans!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# lo M3
what a fine fine thing you have done there
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# awww
he looks cute with a goatee.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# computer enhance!
woo nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Fuck me, he owns the kebab shop round the corner from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# cheellisows?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# i was so impressed i bombed the company.
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Ooo you may be in trouble there
his beard has to be more than a fist in length!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahah!
Wonderful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# :D
but needs more "bravely getting other people to die for him"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# You Are All So Special!!
International Disadvantaged People's Day

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself.......
You hang in there sunshine, You're fucking special.........
(booboogbs, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# uh oh
....
edit: you do realise how naughty it is to steal other people's pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# yup


a number around the 10ish mark
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hurry up...
*dancing around in jitterish anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Top Shop!~
www.terrascope.co.uk/bb/b3ta/Birdflew.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ed: Stolen? Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I used to have a dog that liked to lick windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# worth1000...
is this yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Would you like an encouraging message then?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# bye.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Heeeey, i've voted liberal
but i'm not spesh coz the Tories always win in my area anyway.

So there.

/retarded-liberal-voter blog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# well done you tit
see that tag bottom left?
it means you've nicked the image and we all know
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# needs more:-
and taken a text message that did the rounds 5 years ago etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I didn't ignore you earlier
but I will now
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# you are very special indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Hmm has someone been at the board controls again?


Sorry probably been dun, but i'm bored again
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *twizzles fluffy knob*
Hehehehe wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Oi, leave that alone, it's mine.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Makes your eyes water doesn't it?
In other news: That's the second sig suggestion I've got from you in a week!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# It can do, depending on where I put it!
'nings, Grunty. Do you want me to make your eyes water?

=D

EDIT: Outlandish fuckery, yay! What was the first one?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# ooooOOOOOoooooo
Now there's a offer I'm trying very hard to refuse :-)

You all well, and coming along to the London bash?

Edit: damn I've forgotten already.... it's the Alzheimer's you know, I said it's the erm.... errrrrr......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Who have you been maiming lately
come on fess up, its not nearly ginger enough to *really* be yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *gasps in horror*
I thought I'd fixed that hole in my bathroom wall...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# fluffy knob?
eew... must be some kind of fungal infection...
(radja, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hey, you can fiddle with my....
/obviousreply
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# There should be a NSFW level which has just 'sploded...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# NSFW
Good one, i'll have to bolt that on.....
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *turns up the gay dial*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# HELLOES
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hello sailor!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# those knobs
go the wrong way!!!
is this bizaro world or something?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha nice
(is that shit nsfw still there?)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# yeh
just noticed how there's only one person in the bar looking at her, and that's a lesbian who looks like a 12 year old boy.bet she was well happy she went for a naked drink that night
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# i don;t know
i adblocked it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] A dome by any other name would smell as sweet.
...or dome sweet dome.
.

.
(mr b3th, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# you're goona burn now
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# NSFW
you WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKER

Edit: on another note, congratulations, that's in my top 5 most NSFW things I've seen in my time on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# but I bet you're still staring at the picture
with a dollup of pre-cum filling your undies!

EDIT: and hoping that a link to the source will be posted ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# If I want to get frisky
I can think of more erotic poses to be honest
/works from home so doesn't really care blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Just let me get this straight.
You can think of a more erotic pose than a naked woman with a beer in her hand?!

What manner of outlandish fuckery is this?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Yes
TWO naked women with beers in BOTH hands, and single malt whiskys balanced on their heads
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Ah, I hadn't thought of that.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Beer in both hands.
Stands to reason.
*EDIT* 2 pints of mindpiss, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# 'nings, Mr Tramp.
www.b3ta.com/board/6815800
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# And to ye.
Ugh, they need to clean out their mindpiss pipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I always find
unexpected nudity more arousing than expected hard core porn ... but it's shorter lived ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Hell yeah1eleven
Who poured that pint!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I know!
The bloody head on that thing. If I got served that in my local there would be ruddy hell to pay I tells ya
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# they serve
girly wee in your local?

pass the address to 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I got the address off 4dam in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I once got a dress of 4dam.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# she just weed in it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I'm just curious as to the circumstances around the source pic...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)
# oh dear, NSFW
although what is wrong with her knee?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# nothing - its a chair back
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# oh, yeah.....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)
# INTO THE BUNKER!!!
HURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Room for a little one?
And me as well?
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# ask professor kenny.
it's his bunker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# hohum
time to adblock
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# You're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Hang on a minute...
...didn't you say something about cunt not being offensive earlier?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# she has a 7 second memory
why ask her?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Opposite
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# No, I said I didn't like it.
Someone else said it wasn't offensive.

Can someone bloody alter this? This CUNT (not you, Johnson) obviously doesn't understand what grown up work is like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Neither does anyone else on here
that's what b3ta was invented for!!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# we've had the cunt/CUNT debate before
basically it's all a matter of context, you CUNT :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Alas I am very wrong.
What a cunt.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *fires up ticket-punching machine*
Okay, everyone into my bunker.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# *puts on a school cap and over sized lollypop*
One Half for me mister...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# *dives in*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# YAY!
*digs around for pass*

Damnit, I know I had it around here somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# that's not a pass
and neither is that .. but show them to the doorman and i'm sure you'll get in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Hmmm
*presents assets*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# SPONG!
wow .. I never knew you owned such huge tracks of land!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# He's not wrong.
In you come.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# will there be toast?
and i mean quality toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
#
toasttoats
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I don't....have a ticket sir
*flutters eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Sounds like the first line of one of those...
...ermmm...
..'Specialist Movies'
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I said "I haven't got a ticket"
not "I'm here to fix the fridge"

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *Gasps*
Your Tool is so Massive...

(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)
# sexy bunker time!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# NSFW!
link it you twat!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# her lady bits are still rather visible

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# link it
you cunting hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# ^^THIS^^
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# YOU FUCKING HAMTOUCHING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# that's nsfw and crap
edit/a bit safer now but still crap.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Hello new person
Please link your naughty picture before the board tears you a new asshole.

Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# too late
the hounds have been loosed already.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# The hounds Of Love are Callin'
(Hmmm Kate Bush)
*is happy*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# ^This please
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# It's not too naughty ---you see worse on the beach in summer ????
.
(mr b3th, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I know its not for you
But we are at work and if your boss happens to glance at your screen and see that, then they might not be too pleased.

Please link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# you
don't see it when you're working in your highly public office though, do you

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)
# extraordinary
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Oi twuntfocker!
I've just been sacked for looking at Porn cos of you!

Ban this twunt!

*fwaps*
(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Oddly enough, better sir
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# bindun and
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# stic?
i don't get it

can 'not safe for work' now be 'nut snake fish world'?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# mindpiss
nut snake fish world it is
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# it is now the law
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# i Like this image...
It is happy and won't get me sacked...
*Stares for ever*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# don't tempt me
to animate it and scare you in the 300th frame (laughs maniacally)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)
# *Tempts*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# So that's
what it stands for.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# NUT SNAKE FISH WORLD!
hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Run Bean Run

My first animation Woo!
(Mr Chainey Sniffing trousers since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# it is indeed most woo



18
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *readies the camera and baby wipes*
*again*

Are you going to be much longer in that changing room, love?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# fricking days mate
can't get these lycra shorts to fit...


17
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# *peaks too soon*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *hands tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Shorts?!
You don't need no shorts!
We need NEKKID and we need it NOW*

*at the end of dat der countdown

...and make it more convincing than that darn cheat Prof. Kayem
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# SECONDED!!!
^ this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# 'nings lully!
*ignores comment about cheating*

*fondles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# You might find it easier if you cut the crotch out.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# PROF!
*snuggles sadistically*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Sadistically?
www.b3ta.com/board/6815736
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# 18 again?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I was making it up as I went along before
But now it's

16
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# NEKKID!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# DO IT DO IT DOIT
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I'm just glad I'm sat behind my desk
so no one can see I'm not wearing trousers and have my fwapping hand at the ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *wafts*
edit: what was wrong with faints?
edit edit: and ninja editing!! :D wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# *films wafting*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# i prefer falls off chair as it was an SSGism
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Well I spose if you fall off your chair
you get a certainly more advantageous angle :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# !!
13
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
its all a clever ploy to get you to reply because you can't resist the promise of lady bits, and give us some nekkid sooner!!

MUAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# HUZZAH!
*wibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# !


15
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ¿
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# (#^_^#)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# |<('-'|<)
Kirby with nun-chucks
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hurry up its nearly home teim,
I'm all set with me tissues!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Hold on a sec while I run down to the shop for some tissues and cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Can you get me a kit kat while you're there?
I'll give you the money...
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# That's rather good
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Woo!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Very smooth!
Well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Nicely.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Top first anim..WOO
mine first one was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Is that
the bovine equivalent of tub-girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I have literally no idea,
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Wooo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# The Only time I've ever laughed at Bean...
Well done that human...

A woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# *doffs hat*
Glad to be of service.
(Mr Chainey Sniffing trousers since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# made me giggle
12
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# *Is glad to be serviced*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
*services begrudgingly*
(Mr Chainey Sniffing trousers since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Gleeful madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# On a roll today
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *eyes implode*
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# OUCH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I keep expecting smoking warnings!
Hehe, good punge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# SMOKING MAKES YOU BIG AND CLEVER
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Here you go then, have a Newcastle Smoking Warning
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)
# :D hahahahaha
should be 'ner smirking' really, but it's Wootastic
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)
# It should really, shouldn't it?
Oh well.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# and groonds.
But you made me do what Dix would call an office lol, and I got an odd look from a colleague...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Excellent, then my work here is done.
I think you're my first ever real lol.

Thank you!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# You've made me lol before, I'm sure of it.
*rubs kerry's face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Have I?
Cor!

*purrs like a cat*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# COME TO LONDON
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# AUGH!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)
# grand designs?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Don't fucking start that again!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# *weeps*
Wooo!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Hello you
*tickles*

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Hello You also
14

I've had such a hectic day
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Dear god no make it stop
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase....




and also woo
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# *sharp intake of breath at shocking punnage*
Slurp!

Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *HEAD*BANG*DESK*HEAD*BANG*DESK*HEAD*BANG*DESK*HEAD*BANG*DESK*
HEAD*BANG*DESK*HEAD*BANG*DESK*HEAD*BANG*DESK*HEAD*BANG*DESK*HEAD*BANG*DESK*

*cleeks*

HEAD*BANG*DESK*HEAD*BANG*DESK*HEAD*BANG*DESK*HEAD*BANG*DESK*HEAD*BANG*DESK*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Visit Chloe Island.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR NATIVES??!?!?!??!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Afternings sweetums
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

and also woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
#
yes miss.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Are you still here?
Make me some ribena while you're at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Weak lemon juice is all I can manage......
.....without a punch in the kidneys.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# you are Simon Quinlac
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Yay, natives!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# COR!
She can ave me any time.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# TITS!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# SKUNKTITS
dirty filthy yiffy skunktits
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)
# SKUNKTITS ARE THE BEST KIND OF TITS
AFTER SQUIRRELTITS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# O_o
chloe´s a skunk???
(LordMORD kennt kein Pardon, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)
# CANNIBALS?
one whole minute and "cannibals" was all i could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Chloe would probably enjoy cannibals.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)
# they would have some good eating'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Hahah, love it
She really is stinking rich, huh?

btw, I figured out my mistake earlier, I missed the SAs before the penultimate one, I couldn't figure out how Leonard getting snow-attacked related to Art needing riot gear, heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Hehehe good one
natives is good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Fantastic drawing
you have all the skills
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Cor!
Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Farking
hell jack, I have to say that this is one of your best posts in a while!

Have a slightly borked Morrissey houlpa!

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Yay violence!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# He's forked!
*ba dum tish*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# OOF
Wooo to the (ice)pic(k)!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)
# *checks tenuous gauge*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)
# ello sauce pot
!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)
# =)
www.b3ta.com/board/6815536
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Eeeeks how rude
*cups scrotum*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *relaxes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *saves for 10000 posts sauce-fest*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# i liked your idea
i just think you could have pitched it better

:P
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# oh jesus
my brain just resigned
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)
#
Yea violence, blood. It just sends the prong message.
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cocking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Aw, he looks so sad after the first stab.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)
# He just wants more!
Once you pop (a vein) you just can't stop, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *pops a vein*
Cor, look at that!

*shows everyone*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# forking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)
# brilliant stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)
# 'sup homes.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)
# 'lo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# VILENCE ROOLS DOOD
GET YOUR FILTHY POINTER OFF MY NICE CLEAN PICTURE, YOU HORROR
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)
# First thought: Why does her bow change colour?
Second thought: That was your first problem with this?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Maybe it wants to
:D

*cuddles* how are you sexyness?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Yay!
Chorizomiss!

Long time no snuggles
I hope all is simply as wonderful as you deserve, and rarely any less than is necessary to help you recognise how lully it is when stuff is good
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Oh.
I didn't notice that. I have no idea.
I just think teh computer god REALLY doesn't want me to do animations and deliberately fux 'em up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# VIOLENCE
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# ain't that a kick in the head
kick fork
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Yay for violence!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# winner!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)
# this makes me a tiney bit sad.
poor lil fella.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)
# poopy
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# well done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# and you cannot lie?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Maybe he got told off by the scout leader
While attempting his knotting badge.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I'm sorry about the Brum meet, chickypoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)
# No you're not
:( I was really sad when I saw that *sobs on desk*

Which one are you going to? *gets out diary*

I'm just sad because I wanted to see you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Same, I really wanted to go.
It's 3rd March in London.

*is a sad bunny*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Me too,
only on my face
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# hahah
I find this unreasonably funny. This is why I love teh internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# you're the scat man

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# bweeee ba ba badabop
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# that gives me more fear than teh fear itself!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# should've used teh Sans though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Wear your poopy with pride!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Best of all the animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)
# i have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# amazing what the little uns do
when your back is turned

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# haha!
now some swear words... pleeease!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Happy B3taday DD
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# stic?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# bloody link it then
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# RIS?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)
# snowtrain, ice cream clock
nutsnake, fish world?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# YAY!!!!
i wanna go to nutsnake fishworld!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)
# now gigling stupidly!
Nutsnake Fishworld here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Snowtrain Icecream-clock
sound like a rightly under-appreciated psychedelic band.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)
# just
had a look at the uncropped version,
and the full phrases are

snowtrain ice cream clock kangaroo yo-yo
nutsnake fishworld queen unicorn
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I did the maths...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

6000 posts and my 3rd b3ta day in one go. Hoorah!

Edit: Thanks to all of you down there :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:47, archived)
# hippy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha
try 5 years and one FP:P


and woo to the power of 6000!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)
# try
4 years and one picture post :P
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Woohoo!
I've broken your messageboard hymen!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# 3 years
no FP.

I blame paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# gah?
Why the hell not?

Your stuff is fwuffy to the power of fwuffy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Not funny though.
Or particularly sexy in photoshop terms.

Basically I'm a nuisance. :D I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Nonsense!
Oh OK!:P

No really you're a board staple!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# heh, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *looks around for staple gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *prongs to the ready*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# hahah
I don't really know what to say to that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# wasted? WASTED?!!!?
best years of yer life, son.

woo, btw! and congrats!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# One day all this will be yours!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# what, the curtains?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# No
The recalled ikea glassware.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# but i wanted the shelves
you never loved me
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Well you were a mistake!
The knotted sheep gut burst.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# /funny sheep shag pun here*
*braindead today...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha
nice referencing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# ta!
glad to be of service
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# BACK IN THE SUMMER OF SIXTY NIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
#
wasted woo
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# congratulations!
i'm averaging just under 2 posts a day
but that doesn't take into account my long sojourn in 4rthur
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# happy b3taday fella!
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# :(
4 years on b3ta
almost 30k posts
no front pages.....

HAPPY B3tA DAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Big Grats M'Youth!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# happy b3taday
and congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Two milestones at once! This calls for a celebration!
*Cracks open the champagne*
Very well done, chap :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Happy Birthday Mr Duck
congrats !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Congratumerlations
aaaaaand happy b3taday too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# happy b3taday

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# yay!
many happy returns
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Happy-congratuma-b3ta-lations-day!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Congratulations
have this as it's not worth it's own thread

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mov/beachpan.mov
I decided to do a QuicktimeVR file instead of a planet thing.
But this doesn't loop full circle and has a big demo version sign on it, bah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Damn, where's that?
It looks cold and miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Worthing, yesterday morning
cold, miserable, closed.

Lovely though :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# That's pleasingly bleak
I love scenery like that, sod all that fluffy meadow bollocks, give me existential pain every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *quacks*


In fact, have a link to my not-so-great Hendrix happy birthday too. Just cos I made it today.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# cor!
that's spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hooray! congrats
but where's the nakedness?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# happy b3ta6,000postday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# consmatulations!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# wow
double congrats, Devil Ducky!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# don't worry, no one does any work anyway.
365 days a year. 366 on a leap year. we'll take to worse case senario of 366 posible days to fill with useful work

everyone spends 1/3 of their time sleeping = 122 days a year.

244 days left to do work.

QED

everyone spends 8 hours a day resting and that.
= 122 days a year

122 days left to do useful work

52 weekends a year = 104 days

18 days left a year to do useful work

everyone gets at least 1 hour lunch break a day
366 hours = 15 days

3 days left.

everyone gets at least 10 mins coffe break a day.

366*15 mins = 2 days

which leaves 1 day, which is christmas day and no-one works then.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# You have waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# not enough really
between freelance animating, job hunting, t-shirt site maintaining and pandering to grumpy pregnant wifey's whims.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

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