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# Parasites deluxxe
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
you make me Eurogiggle!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:21, archived)
# thank you
for being an europhile
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:25, archived)
# I want
what you're on.

unless it's EST
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Eastern Standard Time?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:22, archived)
# oops. I meant of course..
ECT etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:42, archived)
# wtf?
'nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Have another abused VW...


I might actually do some vectoring later, having been thinking about it for over a week now.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Dak Dak Dak Dak Dak
dakdakdakdakdakdakdak! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:11, archived)
# dakdakdakdakdakdakdak!Woo?
is that some obscure korean brand i've not heard of before?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:12, archived)
# It's the TB
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:14, archived)
# silly.... all korean bands are obscure
Dakdak is what VW's are known as in Aust. cause of the noise they make
"Dakdkakdakdakdakdakdakdakdakdakdak....."!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:15, archived)
#
Have another abuse TV VW
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:13, archived)
# um, if you say so*





*may be entirely confused by your comment
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:17, archived)
# How ironic...I've had a splendid weekend just ruined by VW

I'm going to have website where people can come and moan about the wanker's that rip us off. I wiil choose the wanker's in question you guys can moan about them...I will forward all the rants to them in the form of a hate mail
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Have Spleen
Will vent!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:17, archived)
# What a splendid name
I may go register that
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:19, archived)
# please do!
just be sure to include bikini girls with machine guns!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Thom Björk

I would love to hear a collaboration between these two.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:02, archived)
# COR! /would
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Have!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:05, archived)
# hmm
that doesn't suit him well
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:05, archived)
# wise words
if we're putting up anything thomish,
i'll pearoast my compo entry then:

made from this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Here's some from last night.
To save from pearoasting in a new thread.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Collaborate
this! Bjork featuring Thomas Yorkie

*glues Yorke and Bjork togethers*
Broffle. Bronks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:21, archived)
# that is not thom yorke
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:33, archived)
# How bizzare... (I just read the title)
There's a version of that song that does have Thom Yorke singing.

*curiouses*

Have this then, it's almost the same thing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=axg6AgYPF0E

SPACE HOSGHT YORK BORK
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:47, archived)
# farmyard spacehoppery
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)
# this is 3 kinds of woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Don't be silly!






4 kinds!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:35, archived)
# oh yeah
*spots extra kind of woo on the floor*

*hot glue-gun's it to the back of the other woos*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)
# That, I'm sure was 3 woo
and one moo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# are you sure you aren't looking at a reflection
WOO
MOO

I can see how these kinds of mistakes get made

ooh home time!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# There's only two things I see in a mirror
Me (sadly)
Coke (gladly)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:41, archived)
# you and your fizzy drinks LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:06, archived)
# can you name the four kinds of woo that it is?
i ask purely for information, and am not insinuating that you're talking shite.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:47, archived)
# i imagine it's the old classic
woo
yay
houpla
panowie
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
# You can jam a Hatstand in there somewhere I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:53, archived)
# you can jam a hatstand in anywhere with the right lubrication
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
# glee!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:34, archived)
# excellently done
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
what a turn on:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# yehaw!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# they should race!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# them's penii, not nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# hooray!
awesome udderage
or udderly awesome,
any will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Hello!
May I join in please?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# cownt yourself in
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
# I herd you were a real sweety!
Yippee!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
#
I heard that on the grapebovine
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:09, archived)
# cArf!
Bullocks did ya!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:11, archived)
# 'tis true!
I have an udderly reliable source
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Really?
I heard he was un-stable . . .

Shit! That's horses!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:15, archived)
# weee!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# woo!
!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Badoing woo badoing yay!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Brilly!
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# yay!
udderly brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# boing!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:47, archived)
# YES
Good to have you back :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# FP, now.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# *boink* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
# badoing
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)
# thats fab
fab fab fab
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# YAY for Spacehoppers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:00, archived)
# do you by chance have a link to the original photo, for research purposes?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:03, archived)
# im at work at the mo.....
but will have a hunt when i get home! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:06, archived)
# *puts down research papers..... for now*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:08, archived)
# i have researchecd this subject matter thoroughly
and am of the opinion that there needs to be more study, more tax dollars and more bus passes for this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant Would
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:00, archived)
# haha you stuff always makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Wonderful!
Woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:57, archived)
# You have nothing to fear but fear itself,
AND PEOPLE ZAPPING YR EYES WITH LASERS.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# My eyes
my beautiful eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahaha....
Yes 'cos I always buy my surgical procedures by clicking on a banner link thing...

Last thing of the Night.. So Nighty B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Yep, me too. Nightie.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)
# bath robe!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I'm still in mine
Is it too late to get dressed?
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Yes, it's dark again now
write off clothes until tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# you should write a handy guide to help people decide
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:34, archived)
# too many times
ive had that feeling
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Far too late.
What you need to do now is get naked and find something made out of fake fur or satin to roll around on, then watch something Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Oh, are you coming over then?
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:42, archived)
# LASERS
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
head lazers!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# how did you know I have a mole there?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:05, archived)
#
lasers are undoubtedly the coolest of mans inventions
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# loving the claw hands
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Do not break bum!
I broke my bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# pew pew!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# hahaha nice!~~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
I dont understand how they can charge so much, if you live in africa, they'll zap your eyes for £3 - bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:29, archived)
# DO NOT LOOK AT LASER WITH REMAINING EYE
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# New pet

edit : my rendition of Gary Larson 's work :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# reminds me of an old BC comic
have a suspicious woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Awwww!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Anteater!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Sheeeet,
*folds arms*
dat shit be bumpin yo!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# oi stop folding my sheets
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)
# I'm frightfully sorry...
One now has the two Jive-talking negros from the motion picture 'Airplane' in one's head... frightful business don't you know...

foo!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)
# i think they should keep him
he looks docile
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)
# ha!
good joke, well executed
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)
# hehe
it's an old Gary Larson cartoon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# indeed
images.google.com/images?q=larson+anteater
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)
# thanks for that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Don't worry. I remember a few years ago I did one that I thought was the dogs bollocks
With a guy on the street shouting TAXI. The taxi driver them shouted 'PEDESTRIAN' back. I know know it to be a Bestie one, that about 1000 too great pleasure in pointing out to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I like your version better anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:02, archived)
# haha ace
love the disapproving looks from the parAnts
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Groovy gophers
and groovy golfers

They'll be loving this.
www.petcds.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)
# That is a Joy to Behold Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Quicker!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:19, archived)
# dance dance dance
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)
# come and dance with boogie beebies
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] wee Jimmi had an allegedly large phallus


Click for bigger (399KB)
again quick and dirty as Im a lazy sod ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)
# haha!
prolly more psychedelic than Hendrix!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
how disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)
# That is fantastic
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
Brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# hhehe
thats fandabbygreat
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# this reminds me
a few years ago i took my very ladylike girlfriend,who was only 4 fet 11 tall,to Glastonbury.
She comes out of the tent on the first morning in shorts,big boots and a cap on to cries of "Its fookin' Jimmy Krankie!!"

How embarassed was i on her behalf......
(I helped save b3ta! strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Top Banana
WYH

FP THIS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# If there is any justice
this will be FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 23:43, archived)
# A great man, a great tree
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# officelol
you oddbiscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)
# tree fellas wanted?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Sheeeet,
are we talking 'tree as in...

three, cos dat be gangsta talk homie!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)
# tree fellas walk into a pub
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Tree, tree, tree
Oi'm an Oirish wahnka!
(TurboGEEK is thinking wizards should know better., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
# is there a Winnie Mandela tree on the next hill?
... falling on a football team's coach!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Pffffffft!
Hummus.
(Dooley, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# if jack black played an airline? what kind of crap compo is this?
spotless shop btw
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# is that jack white's guitar?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# it is a reissue of the guitar jack white plays and is in many ways superior
i have just realized how terrifically sad i am to know that....
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
# and a yummy high resolution pic
was easy to find
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Don't think so
He's not covering the bottom E to do a proper B barre.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# oooooh bitchy :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# /sad guitar tech blog:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
# /doesnt have a gf just a shit load of basses blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I have teched everything from 4 string to 50:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# well i am impressed!
ive just bought a 1969 fender tele p-bass :D its AMAZING
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
# ...
it's a power chord 5th, you don't bar silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
# No it's not!
The 3rd finger woudn't be used
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:08, archived)
# looks
like a 7th too =o]

</geek>

[edit] ah, barred A+D with the ring finger. Jammy!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
# POssibly a deminshed 7th if the 1st finger was bridged.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Oooh
aren't you clever?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# shucks






hang on a sec, are you being sarcastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)
# He can do really hard sums too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:13, archived)
# apparently...
i lack the musical knowledge to find the hummus in this pic, but the shopping is top notch.

edit: after reading the other comments, ive found the hummus, so your upgrades to a woo yay

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
# i believe white stripes connection here?
oui?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# And we posted the first thing that came to our heads, it just so happened to be....
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)
# my geography teacher would laugh for hours at that
i chuckled...i worry for myself, woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Do you mean
a tributary?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# hahahaha
good work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Sheeeet,
man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upside down his head!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
#
Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
#
I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
#
Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
#
You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
#
Col' got to be! Yo!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Sheeeeeeet!
*translation: GOLLY!*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# You are both Gods...
*Bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Stat board slut:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# haha!
bollocks... I should have put them in the title subject field!! :o/
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# bwahaha, speaking of which... mugatu's quote for today
LISTEN SUGARTITS
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# what an anti-semitic!
down with the NAZI!
:D
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# my random quote's rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Linky splinky please, bunny wun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Sheeeet,
quit wit' all this jive talk woman!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Pfft, I've played San Andreas
I know how to be a big black guy when I want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# woo
top shop, they look almost like cartoons aswell
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# No!
You see what you've done there. It's Monday. It's far to late to have an original and funny compo entry,

Now go away and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# atleast...
its in time to avoid the chaos of tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Don't mention the T word!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha!
this compo is growing on me now.
elvis next week is it?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# hehehe
soupy-twist!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Am I the only one RISing?
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Nope
*joins club*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# *raises hand*
me too. But I imagine an african-american cop duo
with much car bonnet rolling, jive talking and big bootied women with
guns hidden in the foo-foos!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# also...
the chasing of WHITE felons through back alleys whilst wearing practical platform shoes!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Is it a girls club?
I have no idea either
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Let's talk about shoes and make-up instead
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Shoes?
I'm not very good at that. Best I can do is turning up at home after the bash to find that my extra super bright green laces had arrived for my converse trainers, which are black and sequinned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# cinderella shall go to the ball.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
# *dances*
*grabs GSTQueen*
*dips*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# *ejoys dips enormously
*walks away with hands in pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Sheeeet,
/ac
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# what about your
wizard of oz
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Well yes, but I don't wear them out the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# How high are the heels on those boots you were wearing?
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)
# About threeish inches.
Maybe 3 and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# 'bin too long for way too long.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# as ever...
my experimenting with the gimp results in your suffering, from this comes this:

a bit chavish to do a car i know, but i needed a subject so that was it, feedback is, as always, is appreciated

edit: ta for the feedback guys
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# did you read that dave?
nice one.
edit/ and this weeks top gear was the funniest ever.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# it was very funny
specially when the fiat panda split in half and he carried on driving it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# the whole panda thing was hilarious
it had me laughing, crying, farting and all manner of other things.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# May's car was fantastic.
Poor little kitten, getting an earbashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# if you add a bit of radial blur to the wheels
it'll enhance the feeling of speed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# i thought of that...
but i was getting a little lazy by then end of it, maybe next time
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# i've just looked at the source
you did a good job of the recolouring
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# i used
the dodge and burn on red and green/blue channels respectively to turn it red, and then a fade to zero saturation for the fade to grey
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# i've no idea what this means.
but you're all doing very well.

/young mr grace blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# ^ what he said.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# first i masked out the non-body work bits
then an image has RGB components, i enhanced the red bits, and knocked back the blue and green bits to leave it red while not effecting the details too much, then i just threw on a load of filters till i got bored, and i fiddled with the wheels a bit in there somewhere aswell
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# stop,stop,stop!
enough with the technical stuff already!
just keep making the pretty pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# okey dokey
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# You are not me
Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
#
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *checks*
dont think so
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)
# nice
what is chavvy about a yaris?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# not that its a yaris
but that its a car, attempting to tart it up, i.e its kinda half way to this kind of thing, which i clearly want to avoid forcing on you
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:35, archived)
# nothing.... except chavs adopt all sorts of nice things and destroy them...
I also find the word 'yaris' hilarious!

"Where shall i put the meat?"
"In the yaris!"

HWAHAHAH!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# sounds like 'arras'
which is palare for bottom
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# exactly my point my good fellow!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# WEEEEE
look at it go
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Nnnnyyyyyeeeeeooooooowwwwwmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Looks cool
Nice effects.
Ello b3tans, been gone for some time, how are we all?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)
# well the rash is clearing up
so thats good
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Haha
Thats a start
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# welcome back
from wherever you were
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# eep.

.....can't take that squirrel anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i know a few places i'd like to take her
fnar fnar etc


edit: is that fruit available in the uk?
i must know, i must know NOW damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# A word of warning on the latter:
.....she doesn't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# i demand to see more!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Apsara.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# No, im Devil Duck
nice to meet you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# i can't see at apsara at work
it's rude apparantley
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# exploding boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Like the Terminator?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# i've got a pair she can play with
if she keeps her claws retracted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# spoil sport
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# i don't think squirrels can retract their claws
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ah fuck it then
i don't really want TB either
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# he's going to have to tie her up then.
*expects bondage comments*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)
# *bondage comments*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Them Wacky Warehouses are seedy as fuck.
Avoid. ESPECIALLY the ball pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Woo!

EDIT: I think Scarlet's me fave! \o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# *posts a deviant comment about nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# *retorts with sophisticated and hilarious pun*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# oooff...
must... reach... spanging... pan...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# As long as it's not Zoo:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I like chocolate milk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I like potatos.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
# i like potar-tos
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I like
Ceeeeeeereal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Si.....and.....I like potatos.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Ceeereeeeee al
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# *cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Aww...*huggles*
its nice to know someone else like cartoon network. Its proof Hannah Barbera still do the best cartoons.

How are you today JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)
# ^this!
to hell with bloody nickelodeon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Actually, I don't.....no got Sky/cable.
Caught a few episodes of Foster's on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# They are now owned by Time-Warner.
But I'll never forget Swat Cats:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Ah you're missing out
Any Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends that has Cheese, the characters not the dairy product, one of the best animated creations of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Until people realise the genius of fairly odd parents I'm not watching another cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
# but the animation is shit :(
i know this is the case for most modern day cartoons, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I don't care, I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I do too
Ace theme tune.
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# See, this is why you're great.
I found fairly odd parents laces on ebay but they're pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
# woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Yay!
Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
#
FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I have bad memories of ball-pools
*gets trodden on*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I was at a little theme park type thing as a kid.....
....there was a ball pool DIRECTLY underneath a rollercoaster track. Was scary as hell when the cart rolled past!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *offers balls to play with*
(pdjpdj, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Awwww.. So Cute!
That is All....
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Big mangos
(Adrian Monk, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I like this lots and lots and lots.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Hooray!
Thanks JJ for taking up half of one of my suggestions!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 20:56, archived)
# I'm not as sorry as I should be.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
blimey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# arf
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
in other news, hello you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Alright treacle
'Owz tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# magic
ha ha did you see what i did there?
magic!

i kill me.

anyway, aye i'm alright, how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Braindead.
Really really braindead. Hence the rare photoshoppery moment.

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
#
*steps two paces back*

here have this

*throws towel*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Ta.
*sleeps*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha nice!~~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# pfffft
(pdjpdj, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# phwarrrrr
4dam would!


woo + yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I think we should change it
Tp point out things 4dam wouldnt.

It would save time.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# ahahahahaha
excellent
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# pfffff!
that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Woof!
*hightails it to Tottenham Court Road*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# See you at the Jack Horner, in that case
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# before or after I pay a baglady for poledance/blowjob?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I hear crackwhores are quite reasonable these days
'Noon Waspy
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# It's the competitive market
arternoon SSS
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Funny and wrong all at the same time
*clicks*
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Hurray!
Its the best combination you can get.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't be an alcoholic, kids! Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Haha, works for me
Hideous facial deformity is a much better put-off technique that the threat of possible liver disease maybe in years time perhaps :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Punarific!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# that's whoresome!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *groan*
Terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# erm...
i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Theres a lapdancing club called Spearmint Rhino
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# ahh ok that makes sense now
/lives under a rock blog
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# arf
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Anybody need a logo for their strip club?
Girl Standing
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I do thanks
That will look great above the door
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Cool.
What's the club called? Funbags? Woo woos?
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# "bilbobarneybobs"
works fine i think
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# It does sound quite naughty
when you put it like that.
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# !
and in answer to your last message, yes

I just didn't notice you hiding behind "Mail"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# My last message?
/forgotten already
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i think any alliteration using the letter "B" can be construed as playfully dirty
*writes thesis paper*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Cor! Freebs is superplayfully dirty in that case
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Bollocky-booby-breast-bottoms
You're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# bright biscuit bathromm bedpan
nope not doing it for me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# boing-boing-boing-boing.
Yeah, I'm nearly there =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Think of lady bits
Oh, I have just said something quite silly redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# i rarely *don't* think of lady bits
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# boxes and bloody boxes of bouncy bubbly lady bits!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Bilbo's boatload of Bolivian bum bandits
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
aahhh its a snake!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Playfully dirty?
Beat the Backtalking Bitch Before Bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# yes please....
...do you have one?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# that was scathingly uncalled for
*stifles giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# No.
No I don't.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Haha, good answer =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Curiously enough, that'll be perfect for the place I'm starting up.
I was going to call it Pink n' Black Nuts too...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# filled with sexy girl mechanics covered in grease
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# sexy results!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Cor!
*imagines*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I need a strip club for my
"logo"
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# You are magic
at drawing and pictures
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# if I owned a strip club
I am guessing that I probably wouldn't be here on b3ta

I'd probably be you know - doing run of the mill club management stuff like making copies of checking over the CCTV etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# pffft
I read that as milf club
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Oi! You!
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# hullo
I was ashally on my way out. HOMETIME mothasuckas!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# arf
that's not a bad idea

*opens milf club*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# pffft
you should read it as GILF*

*Grannies, etc etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# You'd need a stepladder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# i prefer stilts
for manouvreability
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# good
thinking-it-through there my man
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# What about those boingy stilt things?
You know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# off the advert?
i'd love a pair of them
but i'd probably get really hurt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# You're talking to a girl who broke her nose with a pogo stick
I don't get on things like that....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *restrains self re: dirty comment about pogo stick location*
*restrains self again for fun*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
# rather!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# wayne rooney is a VIP member
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# "grandmother i'd like to fuck"
i actually hear it called "G-MILF"

gee, MILF!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# i hope that gets used as your random quote
:¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# You could be the pole washer!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *imagines slimy pole*
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Nah, I think I'll stick with the old one
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# you live in amsterdam
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# give me back those five pounds!
as there has never been uttered a sentence more untrue here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# i'll give you €5.
that's less then £5, so it's profit for me.

(you live near rotterdam, no?)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# no
I did study in Rotterdam though. Born in The Hague, now living in Amersfoort (near Utrecht) for the last seven years.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Unfortunately
it looks like she has shat on the seat and its all dripping off

/pukes
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# thats the whole point
isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Hmm...
Your mind sack is full of bile. Go empty it.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# nice stuff!
please!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# is there a bottom left in your pun barrel?
(pdjpdj, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Ha, thats almost mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] 48.52 Meticais = approx 98p to save you looking it up
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
katanga katanga!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahahah
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That is ace.
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Brilly!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# 'Lo Sir
Have you been laying off the puns recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# err . . .
This was me last one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# nice one
a woo for you.
although as ever with a strip, animation wouldnt go amis
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Why would you want this animated?
Is this humour?

I like being able to look at something without having to wait for it to cycle back to the start, and to be able to read at my own pace.
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Hahahahah
Sheer Bloody Brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Didn't Goodness Gracious Me already do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Has someone been watching The Armando Iannucci Shows?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# meticaLs surely?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# hmmm
that pony issue is really serious. I may have to donate
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# FLING!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# pffft!
hello dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *wayves*

*wayves slightly faster*

*wayves even faster*

*wayves rilly fast*

*FLIIINGS!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Heh!
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that fling.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Do-wah! Do-wah! Do-wah! Do-Wah! Do-Wah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# *spangs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# OOH!
Harder . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I was spanging myself, not you.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# She wants to steady on, she'll dislocate her shoulder like that!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# woo
excellent timing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
#
Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# and the same to you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# shake me, shake me!
shake me like a British nanny
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *gasp* Child flingerer!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Ooh!
Does anyone here have a small child I might fling?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Apparently, she's being flung for having
really ugly shoes . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] charlie white
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Haha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# whawhuwha-whu
woo
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# He looks like a peanut M & M
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# is that an afro?


or are you just happy to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# 'ning all
Stupidly busy so haven't been on:

Rebuild office PC
Rebuild sister companies PC
Move all guest around so refurb can start tomorrow
Order all the stuff for refurb
Do the Maccarana (aha)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# macarena
mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Priorities wrong...
Maccarana should be number 1 young Man...

Followed by the Dance to Achy Breaky Heart...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Aaaaaw how sweet
you think I'm young:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# But on that Chatroom your Profile said 14M
Then you asked if you could meet me when my parents were out?

(Ahem.. still coming round though? :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Depends.
You got the selection of fruit and veg:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# ...and the sailor suit and the cage full of hamsters...
And the Skin diving suit with the tube at the bottom...

What time again?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# And the bucket of soapy from with the rampant wilderbeast?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# You remembered!
*Sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)
# For an extra tenner
Your mum and dad can watch.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Nah.. they can wait and get the DVD like everyone else...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# 'ning ghosty!
snowed under eh?
EDIT: anyhoo I can't spend all day on b3ta.
I'm off home. see you all tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Nighty Splinters...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Just a bit
But that's not always that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Hello
Welcome back.
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# That's it
I'm going home...the board is nearly all redexes now
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# hooray!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# BUT...
I will be logging on at home...so shove that up your pink belted japseye Mictoghey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Real lol =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Ha ha
Where's his Snoop dog?
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Haha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# there
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# compo it then
:p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Poopy
(Adrian Monk, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

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