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Brrrrrrrr.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

*buys three*

hey, you're not the Neville ;)

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

Oh yeah?

Prove it!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

*uses science*

your only a 3.2 on teh Neville scale

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)

Did you calibrate?

I get a consistent 5.2 usually.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

calibrated on the man himself this morning

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

keep your sick fantasies to yourself

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)

pfft

Glees for me I just got a really big raise after many months of working my arse off.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

hoorays!

will you marry me and keep me in my idle lifestyle?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)

I'm sorry

I'm a one hand man:P

Well chuffed about a 50% rise:)

That includes my pay rise as well:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

50%?

Blimey!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

Well I took aver what was basically a crack house about two years ago

Been pretty much on the same wage all that time. Now I've got us on some of the big websites and we're doing a massive refurb so prices and taking will go up.

Gleeees and gleees some more.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)

Aah yes I remember

you run/manage a backpackers place!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)

Yup:)

Going to look so cool when it's finished. Plus I got to do all the design myself:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)

check you

*marries*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)

You're not my Phillipino bride!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)

too late

I want half

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)

Cuts off and passes half of the Filli bride.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)

woo, bottom half yay

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)

Well apparantly the tophalf does wonders

You get the ping pong half:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:13, archived)

*Shoves wheelybird out of the way*

Me!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)

*shoves back*

it's not a shoe sale you know. :|

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)

Shoooos Shooooos

gettem while they're hot, they're luvverly!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)

Not with mammoth!?

Gutted :(
Tis still woo mind!

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)

a bargain!

I'll take three

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Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

Very blue peter....

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

DON'T BE BLUE, PETER

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

NOW FUCK OFF

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)

*seeks solice in tobelerone*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)

CASHBACK!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeambiscuit

hello b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)

Always a winner.

Seams Police.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

yay!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)

ARSEBISCUIT

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

Well yes

What do you see if you look under a pony tail? A horses arse AKA David Seaman

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)

Bleurgh

*shudders*

Yay! Pub tiem! Laters :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

everyone loves a cheery tomato

not new but i never posted it, don't know why

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mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

because it's very very sick?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

hahaha

He's a wise old fruit

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

i've changed my mind

i don't like Cheery Tomato....

:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

*bites lip*

*laughs anyway*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

WHAT?! VIRGIN HAVE PULLED THE COMPO?!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

so very very very wrong

*feels guilty*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

lens flare!

*swoosh*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

too right

it's to emphasise the golden promise of sunny hull

plus i felt i had to do something to shop the picture

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)

I once went out in "Driff"

It was shit

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

I'm not surprised

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

I had to spend a fortnight in some godforsaken village nearby

whilst learning to be a pig farmer

FACT

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

Yay!

I wish there was a cheery tomato on the news.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

"Highway to hell"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

Hehe

Good stuff...you get a way (woo-yay)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

I hate myself for laughing at this.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)

indeed

have you seen how much they are charging for the kit now, it's a bloody rip off.

if my children grow up wanting football kit i'll kell them myself.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

ha ha ha ha

that is awful, but I like you

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

That blokes cranium is to big.

Thread jack: I'm after some knowledge. I'm using gimp Gap to animate a scrolling background (parallax). But can't figure out how you get animated layers to move at diffrent speeds. Any advice welcome.
Thanks

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BindiBaji, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)

it's all about the tween baby

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

Tween Baby?

Is that some sort of kids character?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

Ah, ok

Could you elaborate please.

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BindiBaji, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

I think someone posted a tutorial for this yesterday

Ask Laird Dave Draws

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

2 secs

edit: www.maidenart.co.uk/scrolling-background.html

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)

Thanks.

Had a quick read and it's given me some more ideas to try.

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BindiBaji, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

made that with it's help

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)

Nice just saw that in you profile, the legs make it.

I've got a static background then a foreground that moves right to left then in front of that another foreground which I want to move twice as fast as the first foreground. But so far they both move together.

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BindiBaji, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)

I use Jasc animation shop as well

its a bit better for merging animations together, may be worth while having a look at it if you can.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)

Will do.

Cheers.

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BindiBaji, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)

Cheers.

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BindiBaji, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

pffft!

silly tomatoes.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)

hahahahaha

very good....

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)

Arf!

*hates self*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

arf!..

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)

i love cheery tomato.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

it's so funny

how we don't taaaaaaaaaaalk anymore

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

Very good--Always a silver lining...

They will probably have saved hundreds of pounds...They have a lot to thank Ian Huntley for

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

was it too soon?

No, what am I thinking.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

HUZZAH FOR CHEERY TOMATO!!!!!!!!!!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

beautiful stuff

keep 'em coming

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)

Oh my

I'm going to hull for even LOOKING at this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)

stupid code names...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

My Site

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)

hahaha

You devil you!

(duck Quack !, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

"Brown fox to base, Brown fox to base"

"Have made contact with 'Wage Slave', Over"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

Ha Ha.. Broad Sword calling danny Boy!

Hurrah for this...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

Arf!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

it's £10 for a hand job

£20 for oral and £50 for anal.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

I have 1.57p

What can I get for that?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

Stabbed by the pimp

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)

Anal...

But on the receiving end

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

*tightens sphincter*

*scarpers*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

silly pot

you never have to pay when it comes to sexual favours.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

Arf!

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

that's the fukka that spread rubbish all over my back garden

and then poo'd on our patio!!

*chases*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

the guy with the briefcase and the hat?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

that's the one!!

bloody Russains!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)

top drawage

woo

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Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)

Trigger happy tv Yay :D

(no friends Tasting your cake., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:34, archived)

Cheeky 7K Milestone

Edit: No nekkid photos of teh JJ here! Someone bought 'em all.......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

Oh!

You big bloody cheat

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

edit: i just remembered what milestones are all about.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

What kind of thing were you expecting?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

the tradition is for the b3tan themselves to be nude

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

hell.....

.....no

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

ah come on!

everybody's doin' it!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

Let's see yours.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6381063
b3ta.com/board/6751765

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

Haha, they're great.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)

ha ha

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

Ooh you tease!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

mictoboy.co.uk/19000.jpg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

*fans self*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)

Pah!

s'rubbish!
clinky linky!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

you dirty old man!!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

There's one in his profile I think.

Oh no sorry, that's not his profile, it's the spycam I've got in his toilet.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

;)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)

^ what micto said

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

I've got 4000 coming up.

I will do a nuddy picture, but first I have to decide if it will be cheaper for me to buy an expensive wide-angle lens for my camera or a penis reduction operation, in order to fit everything into the frame.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

does it get caught in your wheels often?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

Pheelip Em Jackson

You know exactly what I was expecting

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

for you however, we are willing to look away if you make us some more sexy stuff.

right lads?

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Right.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

i demand photographic male nudity

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

^ this

edit: here you go click

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

Sweet merciful christ on a pogo-stick.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

Haha, that still does it for me

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

ha ha ha!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

0_0

I'd never actually noticed the blacked out 'cock' before

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

funny you should say that

its usually the first thing women notice about me

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

oddly enough you look like

richard bacon after a heavy crack addiction

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)

Hahaha, and he got called a junkie lesbian after he posted a different picture.

Dave, do you need to talk to us about anything?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)

I have an iron deficieny

an Insomnia, makes for a lovely skull like appearance

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

thats what all the lesbian junkies say

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

shut up and make me some tea bitch

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

"Tea"?

Is that what all the lesbian crack whores are calling it these days?

You need help man

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

Hey I stopped doing crack on tuesday

I wonder if they'll let me back on tv?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)

they've given that clueless cunt a radio show

so anything's possible

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

That's fucking disgusting

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

ooh is it a real piss up at old dumfries?

if so I may be able to turn up

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

No not really

None of the people signed up are actually going.

It's just going to be me and Wasp Box, kerb crawling near MacDonalds

Where are you?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

more importantly, where the hell is dumfries

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

25 miles north west of Carlisle

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

where are teh bestest and most sexiest Daves are born

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

*who is's*

I went to college with someone who has the same name as you. But he was from Greenock, so you're not him.

I also haven't interfered with anyone from Dumfers with your surname, which is good

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)

do you know big Margret? used to be the manager at Souters I think or Tams?

That my cousin

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

How long ago at Souters? I was working on the door there last year, but the manager was called Peter

And I've never been in The Tam O'Shanter. Only lived here for a couple of years, I'm from the Newton Stewart area originally

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)

think she left last year

her fella might still work there, she's doing some police thing now as a civil servant.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)

I think the phrase

"lock up your daughters" has never been more apt.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

I've already got loads of daughters locked up

I'm looking for some sons at the moment

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)

hhahahahaa

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)

Irvine

But my mum (and most of my family) stay in Dumfries

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

MAGNUM! Is it still open?

O RLY? Lots of family?

If you're about you're welcome to come along, but it will genuinely just be me and Waspy sitting in the corner of a pub comparing our cocks.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

yeah it is

um I think I'll pass, its a school night

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)

you would

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

you're right

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

*remembers micto's quote about b3ta being the only place where straight blokes get excited about seeing other blokes naked*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

this^^

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

theres straight blokes here?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

straight blokes!??!!??!?!

who ever told you that, was grooming!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

What, like me?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

More hardcore hentai please?

With tits.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

sssssssssspecial files

But I'll happily point you toward other people's work; how bout a scene between two incestuous anthro critters, ending with one bursting the other in a decidedly NSFW fashion?
That do it for ya?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

they're for your eyes only.

huhuhu. see what i did there? did you?

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

fucking hell

*rubs eyes*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

ka-boom

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)

sweet baby jesus shitting on a pogo stick covered in custard!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)

Jesus Christ fucking on a fuck bike!

And this is what you read in your leisure time?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)

That's not you!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

You're right.

It's not.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

Nothing gets past me.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

Eagle eyes Kenny

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

And if you think that's good, you should check out my GRIPPING HANDS

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

*PELTS from the other side of the board*

*forms the start of the queue*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

Well you can leave the animal skins over on the other side of the board....

*grips*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)

Grats!

Lully Pic as always...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

sexy time!

woo!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

WOO!

she has some lully cartoon boobies, they make me smile.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

Thats not you!!

have a small woo
EDIT: i'm off now, see you later!!
Weasel, wash your pants.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

Byseee.

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

*scrubs*

see ya later

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

~~wash~~ swing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

Woo!

I've loved at least 6,850 of 'em!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

7K.....

is that the weight of each booby?
:P

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

0.5 marks.

Unit not provided.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

thats not you jack

Congrats, you cheat

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

Margaret Thatcher and Alexei Sayle rimming each other please

.

congrats :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

reminds me a tad of my 4000th Mr JJ

and this is woosome as ever

(

Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)

Yay!

And an extra yay for the kitty in a tree pic :)

Any chance of drawing a curvy cute milkmaid?

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)

Nuts 2 Zoo

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

Is that...

SATIRE?

/proud owner of a Tesco own-brand political satire detection kit blog

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

it's clearly not an indian guitar!!

silly billy

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

or the Scottish flag

och flooooor oh Scotchlund...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)

Saltire

/jock blog
*fires something and eats it*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

Look at the username

...of-bloody-course it is! ;)

and linking to a fine site

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

www.drunkencat.com/media/1137397663/Referee_In_Trouble

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

the site is great!

if a little depressing :(

it's a sorry state of affairs for sure

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

It is a sorry state of affairs to be sure

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

It is indeed a sorry state of affairs to be sure

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

to be sure

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

and well done it is too

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

No this is what I meant about things starting to happen this week:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)

recording the conversation

echulente you clever monkey

did you burn it on a CD and send to Anthony Noguera ?

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

I'm sure he'll hear it all

and more without me sending it to him.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

Trident is fucked up

It's depressing to watch helplessly as our democratically elected representatives take such a massive decision with seemingly no consultation whatsoever. It's a fucking big deal, and I feel like there's been less scandal about it than an illegal immigrant who once stole a sandwich.

/emo

(Adrian Monk, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

are they democratically elected representatives if they all work within the same system? for the same system?

corporatism - overseen by the banking system with the greatest scam in history...creating money out of nothing and charging us (and Gov) interest on it

www.b3ta.com/links/Aaron_Russo_on_TV_talkshow

;)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

Silly!

Money doesn't come from nowhere. It's based on material things. Like gold and, well, oil. Oil? Hold on there a minute...

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

arf!

you hit the nail on the head

the BAnks create money from nothing and charge us interest - they moved from gold a long time ago

and when they loan to the gov - taxation rises as the banks ask for the interest payments

they bankers have us by the balls

sorted

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

Barclays posted their profits the other week

7 billion in one year, all for holding "other" peoples money....

£190 of that was stolen from me in bank charges!!!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

you can claim those back

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

for up to 6 years ago

i am in the process
it takes a while

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)

open another bank account

some threaten to close down your account - so call their bluff

th e real coupe will be when someone sues over the bank loaning them money that doesn't exist and charging them interest on it

once one person proves thi s in court the flood gates will open

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

i live in my overdraft

that may be difficult

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

well thats the point

th e reason we all live in our overdraft is the high cost of living

why is the cost of living going up?

you see how radical it is?

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

Ah.

It's a military thing, therefore nobody gets a say in it.

I suspect it happened so that those American chappies could expand their nuclear arsenal without needing to pay for it. We buy our weapons off them, and use them when they tell us to.
I would very much enjoy seeing Mr. Blairs being anally raped by the horns of an enraged, rampant bull.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

That would be a fine, if nauseating, spectacle.

I'm normally the one who points and laughs at conspiracy theorists, but *apparently* there was an agreement signed between the US and UK after WWII, the terms of which have never been revealed.

Maybe it says 'You limeys are our bitches now'.

(Adrian Monk, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

Well.

We've only just finished off paying our WWII debts to America (and Canada too, I think).
I think we still owe them for WWI though. But yes, I can imagine that there was some stupid little cliquey pact in which we let them tickle our bellies. It would explain an awful lot.
Sometimes our relationship with America makes me want to be French, and that's an awful thing to wish.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

at least you'd have an excuse

for not washing!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

*Goes looking for enraged Bull for Wheely*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

hahaha :D

thieving cunts

*clicks*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

Yay for you our own Little Rory Bremner....

And Yay for Nust2Zoo as well :D

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

Lol

Mastication for the nation!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

It's depressing to think about it

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

hahahah

aaaawwwwww

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Oh yeah

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

hahaha!

nice !

(

beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

Hahaha!

I don't think I've seen this!

Woo! (and your voice sounds RELLY like Louis Armstrong!)
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

I sound like Louis Armstrong?

FFS!
*looks for biggest spanging implement*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

Look, we need nuclear submarines and the Eurofighter

to fight terrorists. And Moth-Ray.

Haven't you been listening?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

Ah at last

It begins:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

We buy the missiles.

The U.S.A. controls the switch.
Genius.

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

Now it's time for the gallery...

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

Hahaha!

ZOO!

Arf! Woo!
BRILL!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

pffft!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

LOL!

Loving Stevie Wonder's picture!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Mummy?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

hahahahahah

wonderful

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

pfft

Home time, toodles

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

pfffft! The "Zoo" one is great!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

didn't riverghost have a big 'zoo be gone' announcment this week?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

think so

*waits*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

mind if i wait with you?

*waits*
so, how's the weather at your end?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

lovely and sunny

although the wind carries a bit of a chill

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

shiny

can't wait for knocking-off time
MUST...CATCH...SOME...RAYS...AT...LEAST

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

hahaha

aceness!

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Hahahaha

Ace-mostest

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

hahaha

(

mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

ha ha ha!!

top notch!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

Yay!

I am humming "Left Bank 2" as I type this.

(Astatine, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

hehehe

i wish i could stop humming it

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

Doo-de doo-dedoo-dedoo,

De doo doo, doo dede doo, de doo
Doo-de doode-doo,
De doo doo, doo de doo doo, de doo...

(Astatine, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

*puts fingers in ears*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

*slaps elbows*

*Pops drums*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

That's bloody ace

love it.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

Ha ha!

Woo!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

"zoo" made me snort and chuckle!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

hah!

(

Hooverbag Sherlock, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

This wins for today.

Actually, ~~for today~~

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

Cor

That is fab!!!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

hahaha!

only just seen this.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)

awesome

nice one

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:19, archived)

'noon!

That famous speech explained.
*scarpers*
2b or not 2B

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

'noon flower

how're you this fine day?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

Hungry!

No brekkies, no lunch yet either.
You?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

What? You'll waste away!

I'm good. At work but the day is nearly done =)

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

and off for a beer tomorrow! don't forget that!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

yes, and this^

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

risleworths

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hover

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Don't tell him to hoover!

He's the man! Let his missus do the cleaning . . . Oh! I seeeee!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

are they pencils?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

Bingo!

but he can't decide . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Yes

It was difficult for me to show them any clearer.
I thought that might be a problem.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

nah, I'm too dof

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

sorry , yeah

couldn't see the pencilly-ness

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

I struggled to make them out

But once I'd hovered I giggled muchly

'lo Pots! *hugs*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

'lo Jess!

*girlie hugs*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

*films*

*uplaods to fullycladlesboes.com*
Hee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

*swoons*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

*waggles waggles' eyebrows*

waggles: gerrof!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

Prof!

Well . . . a Prof . . . no longer THE Prof . . .
Yo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

I know...

they'll give anyone a chair these days.

'lo

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

*gets confused*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

They gave Kerry the Don's job . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

apparently there's some imposter type

called Kenny Mulligans or something - I'm not sure. He's probably little more than a Post Doc'
*wanders off to the Dons' tea room*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

He IS the Prof.!

*refuses to believe otherwise*
*gets upset*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

s'Shakepeare innit!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hahahaha!

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hello flowerpot thing.

How's it going having Bill & Ben squat in you?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

S'fine

until they eat beans :)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

Or get a bit randy with a Razzle?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

That's OK

s'good for the flowers.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

and helps give you a lustrous pelt too.

It's the vitamins.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

oh my!!

*smoosh*

'lo pot :)x

*wanders off*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

'lo Prod x

I shall wander off too and mutter to myself "stop posting stuff on B3ta until you get hummus and skillz".

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

It made me laugh!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

his monocle is FUCKED

(morning handsome)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

It's a condom!

*sniggers*
Honk!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

SRACIST!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

SCOCK OFF!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

'ello darlin'

did a Bingo 66 on your Sweeney this a.m.

what's shakin' in b3tadom?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

ta! :D

erm, stuff afaik

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

hahaha, but you've reminded me of when he got his cock out on telly

gah

(

mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

*shudders*

Can't we just go back to pretending that never happened?

It's on my list of things I never needed to see

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

along with anything with "Celebrity" in the title

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

that was the best game show ever!!

*no health and safety*

*watches fat lass fall 10 feet from assault course onto solid studio floor*
:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

yays!!!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

A mate of mine was in the titles to that

with his cock out

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

It's not porn

if it's live. It's then erotica. Or whoring.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

I thought if it was live it was Memorex?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

No,

and that's why you didn't get the job as a newsreader.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

curses!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

dunno

(

mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

haha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

That's your random quote for the stats board tomorrow, right there

;)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

yup! :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

is this some bizarre circus?

I am terrified now.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

Wheeeeeee!

Compo it!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hahaha!

Dobber!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

haha

the nails through its feet make it!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

silly Mongychops

Po is not Jesus

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

but equally as fictitious

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

uh oh an atheist

Agnostic here, it was likely he existed, but a real God walking the Earth, probably not.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

I'm curious, will you guys humour me?

Any religion

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

i find that to say god doesn't exsist

is just as arrogant as saying he does

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

You could say the same about Santa

(

fuscous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

not really

more 'sensible'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

when has this world ever made sense?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

I'll take arrogant

over bigotry, ignorance, intolerance, hatred, and unfounded militancy any day.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

i think you missed the point

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

I'm just saying if I had to choose a side

which I have, those are some of the reasons why.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

You can't be a

possible atheist. Atheism is the certain belief that there isn't a divine thingummy thing whatsit.
A possible atheist is an agnostic.

Also, atheists would believe that Jesus existed but was just this bloke, you know.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Whilst technically correct

It's commonly accepted that there are (at least) two levels to athiesm, even Dawkins states that in his recent book. it's possible to be an athiest and still be open to possibilities, to say you're an agnostic means you are on the fence, you don't believe but you don't disbelieve, 'possibly athiest' is to say you don't believe and are quite certain of that...but wouldn't be so arrogant as say there is absolutely no way it is possible. No-one can truly make that assertion yet.

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

I can make that assertation.

And I shall do in just a minute. Maybe after a nice godless cup of tea. :)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

it also depends on

how you define "god".
Is it the Christian/Muslim/etc one who kicks your ass from time to time or just the determination of the universe, "Mr. Big Bang" so to speak?

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

Very true

Science is pretty close to at least suggesting that it's highly improbable that there is a god that designed us/is designing us, but it's still far from being able to prove or disprove there being a god in the background that started this whole mess off

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

is this the same science

that i was taught at school 15 year ago to look
out for the impending ice age??

:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

Yes.

I've got an ice age in my garden. Perhaps it meant that one.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

unlike religions, science tends to change its opinion when new facts emerge

and another ice age will definitely come, just wait some ten thousand years °^

besides, some science teachers are just priests in disguise*

Edit: *pedophilia possibly included

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

I watched this video on global warming last night

and found it interesting.

www.b3ta.com/links/Support_global_warming

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)

ta, will maybe watch it at home later

but by the looks of it, I won't like it. I tend to explode when I have to listen to infidels for too long.*

*is sometimes a subjective science nazi, even if he wants to be open-minded. sorry.

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

It's about global warming

not religion.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

yes, me too

you got me wrong

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)

I know what you mean

If you're so sure on your point, where's the harm in being factual?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

It's the one

infinitely more complex than the big bang we're trying to describe as well as his infinitely complex parents.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

i've possibly misinterpreted your categories then

i voted definitely atheist because i don't believe in god the same way as i don't believe the queen is currently hiding under my bed with a goat - i mean it's possible, yes, but i see absolutely no reason to believe it's true.

this would probably be in your probably atheist category though.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

Dawkins made precisely the same sort of analogy

about there being a diamond the size of a refrigerator buried in his back yard.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

i think bertrand russell did it years ago

a teapot in the same solar orbit as the earth but too far away to detect with telescopes

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

Yeah.

Dawkins mentioned that in his book, as well.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

Yeah, it's sort of a flawed gauge without predefinition

I voted 'definitely atheist' too because I'm near completely convinced, but I'm a pretty open-minded person, I'd be a massive hypocrite to have a problem with how narrow-minded religion(/religious people) can be and still deny that there is still a possibility a god exists.
Having been forced to define it a little I realised that I defined myself a category lower, heh.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

plus

you've defined agnostics as people who literally sit on fences...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)

Hahah, I'm going to edit that one

Simply because I'm such a spazz with the language today I need to redeem myself, even if only a little ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

it's 'atheist'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

Shit, sorry

I can't change it now, but I know, I just didn't check

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

maybe it's the superlative?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Nah.

Jesus really did exist. He just wasn't the son of God. Or a carpenter. I said to him. I said, "Dove tail?"
"Aaaaah!" he replied, "Does not the tail of a dove represent peace and love and, er, feathers? In the same way that we all should love one another and... feathers."
See? Any real carpenter would have know what I was on about.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Super Furry Animals sum it up best

on the Run Christian Run Video

Jesus Christ:
political agitator and alleged son of god
:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

I love those super furries.

SFA OK.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

yays!!!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

Arf!

Btw, whatever happened to Cheery Tomato? did you just get bored of him?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

he was on the board earlier!!

*goes in search of link*
www.b3ta.com/board/6964810

we want more Cheery tom!
it's time for a comeback!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

Bloody hell, what a weird coincedence

But yes, I agree, I'd love to see more Cheery Tomato, they were great

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

never posted anything though ;)

www.b3ta.com/~cheery%20tomato

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

so many accounts

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mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

yeah, blimey that was 2 years ago

(

mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

It was only the other day while bored queuing at the Sainsbury's checkout

that the words "cherry tomatoes" on my shopping morphed into "cheery tomatoes" and I finally understood

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fuscous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Give us your money, kids!

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

Hahaha!

Woo!

EDIT: But the colour swap compo was LAST week . . . C];0)
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

haha

it's funny because it's true!!

edit: also a belated 'ning to anybody who gives a shit

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Just Flange, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

After-ning mister!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

nooning

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Just Flange, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

noons

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

ningage!

i've been away, i need a pooter. d'ya wanna give me one?

edit: shit, not to worry, time to go anyway. i have no house no pooter and no time. i miss b3ta }:0(

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Just Flange, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

photoshopped pictures only please

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

I used to have a Halifax account as a kid

You got a little plastic money box that was bright yellow and red and looked like a house, and there was a cool cat that used to be on everything. It was blummin' ACE :(

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

i had a griffin savers account

and a barclays denim account
at least with gs you got a load of stationary and a bag

with barlays you got a folder and a pen :S

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

i used to join them all for the free tat

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mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

yeah my parents were poor

so the odd tenner for free stationary seemed sensible considering you could get the money back

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

Yeah.

All the kids get these days is bloody tiny little iPods and whatnot. It's just not the same as my Natwest piggy bank.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

really?

Ipods! christ

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

Natwest piggy bank ftw

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

haha

(

mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! meep mememememememe mememememe meme...

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

Bink!

That's ace

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Is it Crow time?

also:
Possible Nudity Warning: this be t'last post before me 1000th.

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

Your post

has made my cuddly toy kitty cry.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

physor?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

craw!

Is it online already?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

VeryWoo

For some reason, this puts me in mind of Grant Morrisons 'The Filth'

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

STATUS QUO!

the crow!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

thank god I'm too ignorant to understand this

this is a call for "ris", ris on aisle 2

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

how odd

woo to that then

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

probably

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

ooh spooky

(also, riverghost has this as his desktop wallpaper)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

two screens on top of each other?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

centered maybe?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

nah, too easy ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

hurrah :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

proper art

Nothing to see here, move along

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

arty! nice!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

CAW!

If I were an art critic, I'd be raven about that! It's chough-in' Brill!

C];0) Woo!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

what you squawking about?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

pfffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Am it Particle Physics time?

Woo!

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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

Yes/No

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

For Captain Kerry!

First reply gets to suggest the next pic
Previously
Huzzah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

quick

!

earth worms having crazy adventures on lsd

(horrid, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

Glasscock!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

bless you

i'm sorry it's the first thing that came into my head... i looked out the window and saw grass, looked up at the shelf and saw fear and loathing in las vegas

(horrid, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

It can't be glasscock, I've not even

frickin' drawed it yet!
Hahaha! Monger!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

edit: bugger - not fast enough... hehe

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

Trumps

trumping

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

Random super fun cake time.

/edit: Curses, all the downloading slowed my internets.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

Lovely stuff!

Thankees Mr the Hat sir!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

Welcomes!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

He must have learnt from the master:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

cheese miner?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

no. no . . . he's an adult

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

fnar fnar

um Foot cheese?
Cheesey foot
mouse in a hat looking for cheese ina welly boot?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

i like cheese

not so keen on mice, but wellys are great, yay

(

mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

(

what?

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mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

Sorry, I was just shocked for a moment there

(

what that i like cheese

or are you trying to make a point

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mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

so I see

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

arf!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

Pfffft

Very accurate

Reminds me of my carefully calculated b3tan graph
Which is a bloody repost!

(

Hahaha!

Yeah!

I used the same science . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

seems about right

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mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

so where am I on the graph?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

i never had problem with you dave

you won't beat cheese or wellys tho

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mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

ha ha Proved by Science

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

While we're graph spamming

marvel at my ability to grapple with the inverse ninja rule

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

pfffft!

universal baddie minion rule

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

it also applies to stormtrooper shooting ability

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

hahaha!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

is there crackers in the other boot?

*hopes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

only at Christmas

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

yahoo

great stuff

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

Boooooooooooo

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

cheep cheep

that's the sound of the ickle chicken!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

or a robin . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

ooof!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

I worry about you sometimes Mr. Hat

(

Don't worry about me hun!

I HAVE WINGS OF STEEEEEEEL!
Aww! Bless you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

Hmmm

I'm surprised I've never seen a Hat/Batfink post of Stings of Wheels:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

Batfink? Me?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

No not good enough.

3/10 see me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

*sees Riverghost*

Hahaha! No WONDER Mrs Riverghost is always frowning!
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

theres a mrs riverghost?!

i thought he was a gay!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

well he never told me about her!

*packs bags*
Good day

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

even gheys have mums

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

Nicely mown lawn though!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

Arf!

(

Hehehe!

Cheers!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

have this chicken as a reward/punishment

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

pffft!

also, i have a parrot almost just like that.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

it might be your parrot

I could be stalking you :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

can't be, mine's a blue fronted amazon.

and i have sexier legs.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

but what about the parrot

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

Is that 75% off,

or just 75%? Just 75% isn't so very much of a bargain.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

You know my name is Simon, and the things I draw come true!

Yeah, it's a pearoast from 2 or 3 years ago...

(

CaptainKirk, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

Real Redexs!

Gaaaaaaah!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

i can see it

obviously you aren't special

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

I can now

But I had some pedant posts left over from yesterday:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

is it just me or is he getting a little excited about that goatse

more importantly why did I notice?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

Aaargh, he is, and you did, and now I have.

*pokes own eyes out with Fisher Space Pen*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

you love the prepubescent cock

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

I really can't think of anything to say to that =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

how about 'no i don't'

personally, that's what i'd have plumped for

but clearly you didn't, so that proves conclusively that you are a nonce

*dusts off hands*
*collects bonus*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

No I don't.

Hey look over there!

*points*

*runs in opposite direction*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

*shakes fist*

why yoooooouuuu.....

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

thats why he gets so many folk to cal lhim 'Dad'

the twisted bugger

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

Listen, if you want to call me Dad, you only need to ask.

Well, that and die horrifically, so that I can make a new you out of wood.

/Quite, quite insane blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

er no its ok. I kinda like being made from flesh

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

Funnily enough, I thought you might say that.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

MY dad

*hugs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

a steering wheel?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

pfft

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

A planet with gills!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

A faceless judge that's going thin on the top?

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

total eclipse of the sun

is overshadowed by sausage shaped aliens flying towards earth?

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

hang on...

that looks like that cartoon voiced by sue pollard... somebody crayon or summat..

edit : Penny Crayon

it is woo none-the-less

(likeajackhammer, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

Penny

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

ta muchly

(likeajackhammer, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

Lumpy drawers

Once you notice his package, it's all over, you can't look away!

(

CaptainKirk, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

singin' in the rain

*kick*

just singin' in the rain

*kick kick*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)

*kicks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

*snare*

*hi_hats*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

*tomtoms*

*cow bells*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

*dickdicks*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

*twattwat*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

*harryharry*

it should have been

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

Look it was never legally proven that I molested a royal!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

fantastic!
*click*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

Bwiwyunt

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

I may have to get a droog outfit for the Leeds bash next month.

That'll learn em all up good.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

I once dressed as such.

I tell you, nothing beats kicking the shit out of tramps.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

You sir have forgotten the delight of filling their bundles with angry wasps while they sleep.

Oh what larks when Trampy McTramperson comes to open his bundle for some tasty stale crusts.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

Oh those drunken screams!

What a perfect July night that was. :D

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

finished off with some eggy wegs

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

Braw!

Have chips with that.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

well, that's excellent!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

Boing!

Others

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

CLICK!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

haha

better and better.
and more random....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

*swargabs!*

It's cow time! I'm hungry!

I demand I be fed a cow via the medium of elastic!

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

You can,

if you're with BUPA.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

Those kerrazy BUPA guys can do anything.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

I'm not with BUPA

though, I'm with BRUM-PA-PA, the brass band enthusing organisation!

LOLOGRAPHY OF THE BEATLES! 1972!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

Pffft.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

Ah.

This explains your giant, expanding cheek pouches.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

I like this

a lot

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Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

i'm gon' grabs me a cow too, ah reckoning

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

bye bye po, hello 36" plasma

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mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

ha ha

its funny because its true

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

hahaha!

*clicks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

pfft

haha

I'd love to see a 42" widescreen teletubby.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

i hope it's 1080 HD compatable!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

Teletubies made by apples shocker

spate of screen breakages.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

What ever happened to those acid trolls?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)

the medication stops me from seeing them

oh sorry, are you talking about a TV show?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

I don't know anymore.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

Woo!

not worth its own thread...

off with his head!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)

Skippy the kangaroo?

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

ace

and a deserved fate

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Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

I just love the fact that there is a photo of a skip on the internets

prolly from someones holiday snaps

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

He got stuck.

And because he was a stray, the nice, kind fire-fighter lady took him home.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

I'm sure she did!

'ning, JJ!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

YAY

Tank Yu!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)

Awww..

*Was expecting more cleavage when I saw 'firelady'*

(irMrk, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

think of the size of the cat flap she's gonna have to install!!!!!

:P

ha ha woo!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

lol flaps.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

*titter*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

lol, titter

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

rofl lol

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

ZOMG rofls!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

Winrar!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

One time I saw a truck that said emo oil on it. It was so funny that I couldn't take a picture.

Nobody ever heard of that truck again.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

boo!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

I saw one of those

I was driving at the time and couldn't get my phone out to take a picture

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

I saw a WTF once

but I was driving and it hindered my photo taking ability

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

ZOMG A REAL LIFE WTF?

How did you survive the encounter?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

theres one that delivers to the cinema opposite my office on tuesdays

i shall try to remember to snap it for you

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

These things do not exist and have only ever been seen by the insane or super intelligent.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

i saw a truck with "gheys" on it.

but i had no camera.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

my car has a numberplate ending in WOO

it makes me happy.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

photoplease

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

when i get home next week i shall take one. yes.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

i misread that as "flat cap"

o.O

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fross Read your email on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

as soon as that bird flies off hes getting pinged

'ning

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

argh

cat eyebrows

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connor, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

I'm drawing a set on a cat as I type.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

WIN!

LUCKY SUPER TIME!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

hahahaha!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

If you used the correct bonding agent, those will never come off, ever.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

Aww

Wheres this 7k milestone pic?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

Does the phrase "barbed penis"

ring a bell?

Ouchy!

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

I'd like to add tattered ringpiece.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

aww too bloody cute

very good!

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

lovely

woo

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Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

Hahah, this was a brill suggestion

And very nicely done!

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that is very nice.

is the "special" thingie for the 7000th next?

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

A little something that I thought of while sitting in the park eating lunch...

I don't care if you think it's shit, I've been getting paid to look at photos of pigeons for the last hour :)

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)

me likey

me clicky

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King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)

*genuflects*

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

And how long

have pigeons made you think of sex?

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

If you'd been in the park I was in at lunchtime

you'd have the same reaction.

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

oddball

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

yes?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

awk!

the size, the size!

etc..

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

Don't be bloody ridiculous.

Hit F5 once fewer and save a kitten.

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

One hundred and thirty four decimal three eight kilobytes?

Well fuck the cat.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

silly Gizmo

drag queen is not whoor

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

BIGGAR

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

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