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we've all done it at least once

and in case you missed it last night... www.b3ta.com/board/7305605

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

I'm so tired,

and so fed up with having to work for other people for a living.

What's to be done?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

we could sell our houses, move to the country and set up an artists commune

drawing, sex, drawing, sex, drawing, sex and cake from dawn to dusk!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

*signs up*

What flavour cake?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

we have blueberry and fresh cream, lemon drizzle, toffee fudge meltdown and

12 varieties of chocolate

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

Only 12?

*bakes more*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

*also signs up*

Will there be graphics tablets?? and good internets?

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

Hmmm.

Except I don't want to be getting up at dawn. Is that OK.

Oh, and I can't draw.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

Is it OK if you're not very good at sex and drawing?

I'm good at eating cake at least...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

are you trying to

gay me up?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

i know i am

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

It's far too early for the gayshift

You must be imagining things ;)

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)

admit it you're considering it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)

I'm having a revolving door fitted to the closet

but now I'm off to bed.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

become a heron

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

yes. this.

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

move to australia

the hamburgers are the size of a man's HEAD!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

But everyone has really small heads...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

you love it.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)

I bet he passed out from bloodloss

Only to wake up 7 days later and find that it's monday all over again

'lo toasty. *clicked your late night post*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

nightmare, luckily his legs had grown back so he could start again

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

typical catch 22 situation.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

that link is top of the popular page

edit: i am knackered, have a headache, and today looks like it's going to be the same tedious shite, only moreso

i wasn't being unfluffy deliberately

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

*rubs head, tickles under chin and touches inappropriately*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)

NO!

stop, this doesn't work, i've tried it.

WOO!

Ning toasty.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

ning fella

is it to be a good week? can you feel it in your water?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)

hopefully it will be

i have high hopes for it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)

this is good

and also the anim is good too

*adds to 'things that are good' list*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

Do they not just dribble out the stumps and form new ones?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

hahahahahaha

"lol" has never been more appropriate

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

not legs - idiot

you only have to eat your shoes.

But if you eat your ears, you can go back to Sunday

Ning sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

'ning chap

*eats Bobs ears*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)

I feel a deep and long lasting affinity with Steve.

'lo everyone, how are we all?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

ning broom

I have had my entire daily calorie intake allowance already

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

hmmm

*hungers*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

Nice work Mr. Nibus

How? Cream bun? Enormous Taste The Cheapness chocolate thing?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

muffin

and then another muffin

and some biscuits

and Starmix

I'm going to die

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)

Awesome...

On Saturday I lived off a family bag of Minstrels and a bottle of Irn-Bru...

I think I'm still coming down from the sugar high...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)

don't let it drop

have a bowl of cocopops choco boulders with chocolate nesquick instead of milk

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

Ha ha ha

*hypo-glyceems*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)

Hyper

/pedant.

I once ate a whole huge bag of those skittles sour thingummies. My face went a horrid red colour, and I couldn't sit stil for hours. Probably a bit of a mistake to eat them at the cinema, really.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

Hypo at the moment as I'm crashing...

But yes, were I to follow Toasties advice hyper...

I think after years of abuse my body has just about got used to having some blood in my sugar stream though.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

I think mine's given up now.

If I eat something horribly sugary, I have to go for a little nap.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

ning broom!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)

'lo Weasel!

how's my beloved hometown this fine, summery* day?

_{*shit, rainy}

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

Pretty grey, but it won't get me down. Oh no.

Hows you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)

Exhausted...

But it's OK, I've got B3ta in front of me...

And it could always be worse... you could be in Gosport. :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

Holy Paint - it does what it says on the tin

(plankton, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

wd-40?

Huh?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

The cross on the back of a donkey

is supposed to be a holy mark...

(plankton, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

Rightho.

*takes notes*

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

wwjd (40) ?

ning one and all

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

horse spray?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

que?

I've been re-reading the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy so have a relevant quotation:

(about the Babel fish)
"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes like this :

"I refuse to prove that I exist", says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But", says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. it proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear", says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh that was easy" says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."

/talk?

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

Uh, I think it's bindun anyway

but if you can turn it into an image then compo away

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

Capitalise Norway,

for it is a proper noun.

:-p

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

no way

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

This is true

Sadly enough, you come 2 years, 5 months and 5 days late.

:)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

Just edit it in your profile

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

Oh hurrah!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

Norway?

Now you're just making stuff up.
'ning

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

Er...

It's not just me.

In other news: 'ning everyone! I'm back from Germany, after the bestest weekend evah!

EDIT: Ah, the cross on the donkey's back... Hehe!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

hahaha

I love the expression.

Whereabouts in Germany did you go?

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

Dusseldorf...

...to see Life of Agony play on Friday night, then chill out and drink Altbier for the rest of the weekend.

'twas fab =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

mm old beer

musty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

I'm a couple of weeks late...

but have a 10th anniversary speshul.

Waaaay better than Princess Diana.

Edit: for people that think I'm a TOAPing fuckwad: Original

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)

RIS?

CHEER UP JEFF!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

'ave a banana

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)

TJ!

Anyone know how to submit a form using the Enter key rather than clicking the Submit button?

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

what sort of form?

tabtabtabtabtabtabtabENTER

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

I guess pressing enter is out of the equation

Tab to the submit button them press space?

Why?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

I have...

....done a form for a website but cannot figure out how to do it but I know you can somehow.

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

html form I assume?

No idea. sorry mate

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

JavaScript/HTML

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

errr

can you set an access key for it? dunno if you're allowed to do it with ENTER though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

How do I do that?

i'm using the 'Weaver

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

rr dunno in dreamwevaer

but try this in raw HTML

www.htmlcodetutorial.com/forms/_INPUT_ACCESSKEY.html

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

Cheers

I'll give it a shot

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

text on a picture?

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)

TOAP replies aren't cool anymore

/promoting a fluffier b3ta

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)

no, they were never cool

and are really fucking annoying :(

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)

this^

I'm getting tired of Nazi b3ta. I think if we just spend enough time slapping the nazis, they'll fluffy up a bit

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)

I personally think we should gas them :D

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:14, archived)

Would that make you a nazi Nazi?

The rise of the b3ta vigilantes

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)

haha maybe so...

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

Have you seen the price of gas these days?!
Electrickery is much much cheaper!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

^this

thing is, Nazi posts are occasionally hilarious

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

Occasionally. Not often.

Often they are "Fuck off N00b" or "Please cock off and stop wasting my time"
Or "You're a cunt" pictures which are funny maybe 1/10 of the time.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

anyone would have thought

that I'd edited my post to agree with you

cough

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)

Keyboard Veasle vill report to zee laborotory for conditioning immediatley.

*goose steps*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)

air conditioning?

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)

Hair conditioning?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

Hare conditioning.

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

velocome to my air hair lair.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

Uh oh

*grabs can of Nazi-Repellent^tm *
*applies liberally*
*runs*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

it vill do you no good

ve know zat it is just a can of reich guard.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

dum
von
tish

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

*spangs*

ARGH

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

*fluffs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

Fluffier?

(Abuscruffy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

Needs more Stoats on a Kittin.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

It's a play on the title 'Grace'

No colour, hence 'Greys'

Original...Ah well, never mind.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)

why am I looking at your dead guitarist?

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)

Did you do something there?

If not please cock off and stop wasting my time looking for what you did.

Or didn't do. Urgh.

(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)

Hush nazi. Its too early for the gas chambers

www.b3ta.com/board/7306065

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)

Sorry

Man, looks like I caught you out of the wrong side of bed this morning.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)

~~bed~~ life

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:14, archived)

Guess it came off kinda harsh

Am flagellating furiously - sorry

And I used to know my Buckers but didn't twig. Having a bad day as tomorrow is a holiday and everytron else was clever enough not to schedule anything today. So now I am a dumb nazi cunt with no friends.

(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

Nil problemo

We all get the worky stress after all.

Mine's nigh on perpetual. Nnnnng.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

Thats ok, its easy to fall into the nazi way of life

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

you're on b3ta

and you're complaining about timewasting?

*raises eyebrow*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

haha

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7268889

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)

ooooh get you!

*handbags*

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

ah!

stop that you silly goose!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

Ha ha!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

I just looked at your profile

that giant cock drag made me laugh crumbs under my ctrl key

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

hahaha

why thank you

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

arf

that penguin made me do an arf.

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

It took me until this moment

to realise that toap stands for text on a picture

/thicks

also, the slightest of tjs:
I've got an avi file and I want to take a 40-50 second segment of it and upload it to youtube or somesuch thing. How do I best go about doing this?

cheers!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

Uh, There's good free image editing software but I can't actually remember what its called

We used to used it back yonder to make ~~n00b~~ skill videos for counterstrike.
Anybody know what I'm on about?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

Umm - winders or maccers?

(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

winders

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

Try Windows Movie Maker

If it's installed - it works for me on Vista. Otherwise there's plenty of crapware on google.

(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

hehe rightho

thought there was some sort of a standard program that everybody uses or summat.

Don't have windows movie maker, crapware it is!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

Virtual Dub

will do the trick

www.virtualdub.org/

(spook, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

Nina H II

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 5:44, archived)

All the people watch me from my head to feet!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 6:26, archived)

And I'm talking to myself...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 6:28, archived)

...talking to myself...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 6:30, archived)

...talking to myself!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 6:30, archived)

Now you're schizophrenic.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)

So are we

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:45, archived)

This town ain't big enough for the both of me

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:52, archived)

What about this town over here?

*points*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)

That?!

What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

/zoolander blog

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

*sproing*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)

Excellent!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)

won't you take me to

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)

Heheh!

Ace!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

That's a nice and creepy effect.

which I approve of.

Morning fartnockers.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 7:13, archived)

Wunderbar!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 7:18, archived)

Unbeschreiblich Weiblich!

great first thing to see here :D

good morning all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)

'ning

you appear to have missed out an r there sir

/early morning foreign language pedantry

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:25, archived)

Ah yes, I knew that

in my defence, it was before my first double espresso

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:39, archived)

fair enough

also, these're starting to take me less and less time...

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:53, archived)

'ning!

(i posted something about vikings and pirates but the board seems a bit messed up and only displays the words vikingpirate)

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:31, archived)

cor!

Vikingpirates!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)

'lo freebs

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)

lo weasel

how fare thee today?
izitwetandmiserablewhereyouare?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:48, archived)

I'm doing good mate.

The U14's and U16's lacrosse teams I coach came 2rd and 3rd respectively at a tournament yesterday against some pretty good teams. I'm dead chuffed =)

Otherwise, yea its pretty wet and miserable. Hows you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:50, archived)

I'm tired

Congrats on the lacrosse

I got a lie in and a box of chocs yesterday for Father's day

yippee!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

\o/

I didn't know you're a dad

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

Oh yes

I have a 3 1/2 year old daughter and a son due in August

:D

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

awww

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)

linky?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:40, archived)

Wait, you posted sommit and it was replaced by the word vikingpirate?

'loes

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:45, archived)

ning medi

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:31, archived)

'ning nimby

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:45, archived)

ning KW

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:54, archived)

'loes

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)

'Ning ning!

What ho early morning types!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:39, archived)

'lo there trelly

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)

Wotcher Weasel :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)

'ning.

i didn't get that pathology job.
sorry to go emo on everyone but i feel so fucking low that i might have to go and find a scalpel.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:40, archived)

Aaaw, that sucks mate

But remember: feeling low and having a scalpel don't go together.
Get a big-ass icecream instead!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:41, archived)

This

&uarr &uarr &uarr &uarr &uarr &uarr &uarr &uarr &uarr &uarr &uarr

Ningles Evrybody

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)

*smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)

i haven't got any money.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)

Aw, sorry to hear that

Don't give up, something else will come up. In the meantime, you get to spend time on here!

Oh, hang on, that's not going to cheer you up is it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)

it means i'm still stuck in the room with this team ruining pathetic excuse for a man.

i think i'll go for a walk.
see you all later.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:45, archived)

Not going to bore you with platitudes

But I believe everything happens for a reason. You didn't get the job because there's something better waiting for you, or you have something to achieve where you are. Maybe you're there to get the guy fired for being a team ruining pathetic excuse for a man...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:49, archived)

Ah, no worries mate. Plenty more oppertunities about

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)

ning ivesy

at least you get to stay on b3ta where we can all be fluffy to you in your hour of need

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:54, archived)

'ningles!

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)

That's brilliant!

B&W? Hast Du den Farbfilm vergessen?!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)

0_o

nice one!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)

(halfcut, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 5:11, archived)

I'm getting the broken pizza of doom on this :(

EDIT: Blimey! ~~Manley~~ Jesus looks like he's having a right laugh!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 5:15, archived)

sorry, but all I get is

circle-triangle-square

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 5:16, archived)

Great Success !

Apache is working on your cPanel® and WHM™ Server

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 5:18, archived)

Not a lot else is from the looks of it.

Hmmph.

(halfcut, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 5:20, archived)

pfffttt...

a lot of platypi in this comp - woo

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 5:43, archived)

evolution 1.0

created using the gimp

(eneville, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)

more T&P silliness...

with Terrence & Phillip (& Ugly Bob)!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 4:33, archived)

*flaps head*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 5:03, archived)

brimming over with wrongness!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 5:08, archived)

and then some!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 5:43, archived)

Hahaha!

Parker and Stone will probably steal that idea now ;)

*click*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 5:10, archived)

buwhahhahah!

Excellent.

Crude, but excellent.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 7:19, archived)

Less than subtle re-post from the punch-line competition..

"..and what do you call this act of yours?"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 7:23, archived)

hahahahahahaha

i still need the mind bleach and a ~~bottle in front of me~~ frontal lobotomy!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

*Imagines a b3ta charades game*

Tub lemon goat

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Rincewind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:23, archived)

I like this!

Woo yay!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

wallpaper [1280]

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tweaknik, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:57, archived)

Now this I like.

*clikerty-snikt*

For a second I thought it was Banksy.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:58, archived)

I'm seeing some royally scary shit in there.

Whales should not have beaks.
Not like that, anyway.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)

It's cool innit, I too am seeing multiple images.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)

I'm seeing *most* of something else now,

but can't shake the image of a woman peeking over the top.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 3:21, archived)

yeah, and ever since you mentioned it I can see a narwahl

thanks a lot.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 3:30, archived)

I'm liking the mediaeval knight

taking his horse for a swim at the bottom.

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 7:14, archived)

must be 'scary shit' night on b3ta

woo!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 3:13, archived)

When is it not?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 7:21, archived)

3rd May 1808

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

Ace.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 4:17, archived)

nice

very nice
*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 4:30, archived)

More madness

1024 x 768 - 174K
and 'nings

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:07, archived)

Exceptional indeed.....

Total thing of beauty that is...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:18, archived)

FUCKING TWAT BAGGERS

I BALLSACK CLEANER TA CLEAN THE OLD WILLY WISTLE!

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knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:27, archived)

BEHOLD

SATANS CLITORIS!

(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:29, archived)

Noice. I messed with your pic and ended up with heem.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:37, archived)

5 Vaginas!

I'd cunt fuck the lot!

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knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:40, archived)

I only see four...

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:45, archived)

Ha ha

...What he said......

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Andytomaz wazzing my way, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 4:05, archived)

scary

it looks like it floated right out of my subconscious

*clicks*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 3:12, archived)

Ooooh...purrrrdy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)

Oh baby, this makes me hawt!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:51, archived)

it's a Def leppard cover

on acid!!!!

Nice work - that will fuck up my night's sleep!

:-)

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)

*inserts pun about def leppards drummer having one arm*

(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:57, archived)

pfffft!

How does he drum!?!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:59, archived)

lots of foot pedals

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:59, archived)

And his willy

(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:00, archived)

FUCKING ASS FONDLER

I fucked a picture like that with my ass. I jizzed on the donkey dick

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knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:32, archived)

FUNK TWAT

PENIS CAKES!!! ON A JOBB BOON!!

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knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:26, archived)

Urk

Two sets of Siamese triplets.

Which can never be bad.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:06, archived)

Choose

The Evil Queen, The Lone Warrior, The Dreaming Robo

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)

the middle

and a woo

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)

Ta, I like the first one.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:46, archived)

s'alright

the first one looks like something froom Rollcage, what a fricking awesome game that was

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)

Really? I shall investigate.

Ed: Oh right, it's like F-Zero,..ahaha, fair enough.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:48, archived)

either 1 or 2.

hmmm not sure

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:46, archived)

1, definitely.

(3 looks like R2)

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)

how do you do them?

morph an original photo or start from scratch?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:51, archived)

All three were made from the same image.

They're quite labour intensive, here's the sauce;
www.isra.org/drawing_a_bead/mi24-hind-helicopter.jpg

I just mess with them randomly and see what happens. I also use MSPhotoEd to smooth or sharpen pixels.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)

wow, well...well done!

I'd stand no chance doing them.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:57, archived)

I doubt that, just don't think, and look for the faces.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)

woah, I can't begin to understand how you arrived at the above images

impressive, they look like robots

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Mousing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:59, archived)

Oh thanks.

Just,.ermm..expand, twirl, mess with the colours, I dunno,..I don't really think while I do them.

Robots rule.

Also, image 2 is a progression of 1, and 3 is a progression of 2.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:01, archived)

one day they will

and they'll be ruthless rulers

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Mousing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)

MY BROWN STAINED ASS

is a ruthless ruler

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knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:34, archived)

my brain just fell out

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Mousing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)

Yay!

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:55, archived)

FOUR!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:49, archived)

I didn't think anyone would notice that one.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)

A bit too abstract for my tastes.

but obviously well done!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:55, archived)

Tanks!

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:59, archived)

Wooo...

1 is the first 2 is the second and 3 is the third *obviously..!!* but in order of my liking that is......mmmmmmm*I'm pissed and that doesn't make sense*......1 is the most woosome.....but I like all 3....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)

Ta, one is the best.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:06, archived)

I agree it is very nice.....Reading what you put above........

Explaining how you did it... you tried starting from scratch without a source picture.???

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:15, archived)

No silly, I've linked the sauce pic up there.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:25, archived)

Yes I saw it and looked......

Was just wondering why you don't start from scratch...??... you obviously know your way around photoshop well enough and have the talent to be able to do so .......I posted the pic above to show you can get similar results from starting from scratch and just wondered why you didn't just creat your own starting pictures before you started to manipulate them...???

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:39, archived)

Interesting point..I have no idea.

Lazy I guess.

Also, the photos I choose have an organic/metallic/? quality that inspires me.

(They're not that similar)
;D

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:44, archived)

it's nice when

you can see bits of what might have been structure (ie: original image) in what looks at first like a picture made from scratch.

that's maybe why 1 is better than 2 or 3. 2 is too complex (too much of the original), while 3 is too simple (no obvious hidden structure).

1 is goldilocks.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:48, archived)

Hmm..

I wouldn't say 2 is too complex, and I wouldn't say 3 is too simple. All three are emulating different styles.

Thing is, if i hadn't linked the source pic it would be hard to make the comparison, nes pa?

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)

Too many gods.

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)

would

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)

If there's no reach around with all those arms it's a crying shame.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)

"For my sake"

PFFFFFFFFT

*click*

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:31, archived)

Sundays were better with Bullseye.

(Waster, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:53, archived)

and Battlestar Galactica

woo

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)

hope you like

Edit: i fixed the spelling error

(jonjonjon, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:51, archived)

oooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooh

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:53, archived)

O_O

succombe?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:54, archived)

it's allright

i fixed the spelling

(jonjonjon, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:12, archived)

This is so bad, it's given me cancer.

(__, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:54, archived)

hahaha

with that in mind, do you still need your wallet?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:55, archived)

lol

i'm sorry.
bout the cancer and all

(jonjonjon, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)

dont appologise

just donate your bone marrow

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)

Yay, Bender! We demand Bender!

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)

hawhaw!

(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:55, archived)

I thought it was....

...........Harry Secombe?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:58, archived)

Well.

It made me laugh.

*goes back to listening to Criss Angel*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)

get microsoft gif animator

it has no annoying tag.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)

I thought he was trying to..

shove the pier sideways into his goatse'd arse.

Thanks b3ta.

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:03, archived)

lol no

if only i had the animation skills

(jonjonjon, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:09, archived)

hahaha!

yes! this is b3ta!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)

rofl

"AdGif - UNREGISTERED"

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)

erm

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)

No, it's an animated gif.

Forget the quality of the artwork, it still requires more skill than putting text on a picture.. not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 7:29, archived)

haha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:49, archived)

Fuck twat!

I just do meth and fuck dogs! Fuck peirs~!!

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knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:36, archived)

Yey! Pearoast

(kna has forgotten everything., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

Russell Brand=l.o.ve.

Site Much?
Well...You might as well click here...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)

thats

quite cool that is

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:54, archived)

Why, thank you!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:57, archived)

kill it!

with mallets!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)

no!

why?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)

because its Russell Fucking Brand!

he gives slightly incomprehensible ranting part-goths with crap haircuts a bad name.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)

I'm with coobeastie...

...and Bob Geldof!

nice pic though!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)

no.

Russell Brand is really funny, he's fop-ish in a good way, and adora-bubble, little brother. thou art mistaken.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:05, archived)

(nice pic btw)

if i'd realised five years ago that i could dress like a reject from the Sisters, make my giant hair look ludicrous, talk utter twaddle, shag everything in sight and make money.... well, i'd not be lying on the floor right now, skint, thinking about tomorrow when i get my ukulele.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:09, archived)

Heheh. His hair isn't ludicrous, is just...big. And he doesn't talk twoddle. He talks about real stuff, like the daily star and the sun and just random funny stuff. unless that's twoddle? and i don't know if he shags everything in sight. i've never met him/been near him. and he's never met tamara beckwith, let alone been in the same room as her.
EDIT: Noel Fielding has big hair. And it's not ludicrous.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:12, archived)

look

its just jealousy really.
he's famous and i'm not.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:16, archived)

*hugs* it's okay. would you like some tea?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)

i'd prefer some whiskey.

i appear to have run out of it.

edit: on hair related issues..... Robert Smith has big hair. it is ludicrous, and yet an inspiration to us all*.

*fat goths only

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)

ROBERT SMITH FTW!!!!

I < 3 The Cure.
EDIT: no whiskey. sXe ftw.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)

don't give in just because she's a girl.

russel brand talks faux-intellectual unfunny bullshit and his mother molests children.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:35, archived)

oddly,

in the pub i talk faux-intellectual unfunny bullshit.

however, my mother did not molest children. my great-great-grandfather's brother was a murderer, if that helps?

and, as Jeremy Clarkson says, "on that bombshell, goodnight!"

(work in the morning.... being self-employed, i work for a right bastard)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)

why the hell would i care what you do for a living?

i don't even know you.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)

hooray for tracing things for no discernable reason!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)

ho ho

redex!

Ohhhh ninja editing

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)

yellow frog

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)

the best of all fuel additives!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)

frog!

g'nite b3ta

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)

Night skuggles!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)

bindun

loads

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mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)

oh bollocks.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:26, archived)

Arf

Your sig made me giggle.
Especially as I was listening to that tune this afternoon

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)

hurrah for morris dancing goth anthems!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:27, archived)

LOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:26, archived)

why am i looking at your yellow frog?

edit: oh now i get it, hmmm, risky, and probably bindun

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:27, archived)

because it intrigues you.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:28, archived)

i have to say

it has lured me in with its charismatic smile

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:30, archived)

Haha......

I'v not seen it done before...... so made me smile.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)

jack charlton appeling against a yellow card for sigma5

edit/ARSE

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mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:23, archived)

I can't tell what part of this photo you've shopped

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Mousing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:28, archived)

^this

i thought we'd banned RPS

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)

it all went wrong

look at hte silly hair

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mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)

comb overs are sexy

especially this one

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Mousing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)

reminds me of a doodle in once did

of my mate riding a segway off a bridge into the mouth of a massive guy with a comb over, and he had the sarlac in his mouth too..... i seem to remember aligators were involved at one point too

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)

this sounds like the greatest doodle ever made

you must post it

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Mousing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)

it depends on two factors

1. if i can find it again
2. if it was actually big enough to show up on a scanner, it may well have been too small to even fine line

if either of these stop me from posting it, i'll just do it again, just for you :)

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)

don't worry. post anything here ;)

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mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:43, archived)

haha, you'd be amazed at the kind of things i can post ;)

but for now, g'night b3ta!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)

something to put on your office wall

large one here:
www.b3tards.com/u/028cc3179c219b51d85a/inspiring.jpg"

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)

be an optimiser

you must *still havent learnt from yesterday tut tut*

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FIEND, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:23, archived)

for fuckssake

happy now?

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:26, archived)

You know.

You could always link a small, crappy version to the big one.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)

I'm so confused

why is the original too big? Are we taking the piss?

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Mousing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:36, archived)

50+ kb for a static picture is a little OTT

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)

it's 55k

why would you even notice that, let alone take the time to complain...

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Mousing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)

but there are other static images on this page over 50k

why do you hate me?
it's because i'm too pretty isn't it?

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)

eh?!

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Mousing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:27, archived)

Are you still taking the piss over

5kb? Give it a rest.

btw 31eeweep, did you not read the advice I gave you yesterday? Use the b3ta image hosting and it will thumb your image for you and link to big. Then everyone is fluffy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:58, archived)

is there a link to it somewhere?

i thought i saw one but cn't remember where + a bit knackered

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:12, archived)

This image can be crushed to f**k

when optimised as a .gif: completely readable, a decent size and way below the filesize that will attract the attention of boardNazis.

P.S. I like this a lot! What did you do to the original card? www.happyworker.com/smile/be-a-happy-worker-f.jpg

edit: Got me thinking about a new fail pic - not directed at you.

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:25, archived)

U, vodkaFiend,

are a pedantic WANKER

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 8:10, archived)

For Pasanonic (I think): David Sylvian as a haggard man. ;)

Site Much?
Well...You might as well click here...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:16, archived)

Thank you

ever so much dear. Sorry I missed it earlier

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:13, archived)

ning everyone

*my witty responce to my mother noticing a house had all its lights on*

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FIEND, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:16, archived)

Lulz.

THIS POST IS UNDERAPPRECIATED.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 7:42, archived)

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