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obey!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)

Spinnywhizwhiz.

*Spacks*

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

*Chants*

"I will do as you say oh master/mistress*"

^{* delete as applicable}

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)

AAAAAAAAAA

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iainiainiainiain, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

svenimation

This was made by a non-b3tan mate of mine yonks ago, seems topical now.

(Monsieur le pie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

It was the first day in a new job and Philip felt a little bit nervous

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

*pats face*

Don't worry Philip, you'll be fine.

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

Cor

He needs a chinwheel.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

Like one of them odd cards in smiths

(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

They do cards for people who have overdosed?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

Great minds...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

'sorry to hear you took an overdose'?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

he's got a big head

a whaley big head

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

Nah...

He'll have a whale of a time.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

baddum-tish

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

Sorry about that......

I like the pic also. Forgot to add a woo.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)

glee!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

I hope Philip's lovely wife packed him a nice lunch

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

a flask of sardines

and some krill sarnies

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

aaaw don't worry whale boy :)

[TJ] bloody new graphics card won't fit into my computer cause I don't have a PCI-E slot, I just have the old PCI slot

rakinfrackin' darnit!!!

help?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)

That is a problem.

New motherboard?

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

looks like it..I have no clue

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

Good way to force yourself into an upgrade though.

Mmmmm Upgrades.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)

Oh, prodigy!

*trumpets*
*canned laughter*
*credits*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

Woo!

May we see more of Philip Mr. Toast sir?

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)

what, like his cock?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

hahaha!

He must have a really strong back

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)

don't let him make the same mistake i did..

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

i fucking love you!

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slight yoinks!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)

is going to get the piss ripped out of him i'm afraid

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

Haha! That's silly

But I like it.

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Monty Propps, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

Awwwww.

He lully.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

Hello Phillip.

Don't worry, you'll be fine :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)

Started at the bank?

the sperm bank.

Arf, that is really poor.

Love the drawing :-)

(Dr Pancake, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)

It's the animation they tried to ban...

"I find this kind of thing totally sickening" - Mary Whitehouse.
"This is a major contribution towards the degradation of today's society" - Archbishop Quentin Cheekparter
"I haven't actually seen it, but I think it's disgusting" - Susan Hartmelt, President of the Women's Society For Wholesome Values.

(Bogbean, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

my god

that's good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

it was her fault

(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

*taps*

scuse me sir, but it's 'lying', unless I have missed the joke.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

? eh

(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

signature, m'love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

Maybe that's the joke

Because he quit school, he can't spell
?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)

That's what I was wondering.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

I've has this before.

yes the school thing.

but all so the bad speeling pisses the peoples of so I like it.

(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

*pokes on forehead*

okidoki then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)

*snaps finger*

(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

fine, whatever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

ban this filth!

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

i knew that there would be civil unrest

when the snowZim came, but I never figured that there would be in-fighting.

They are a violent sort.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

Good lord

This makes me SICK.

LOVE-sick.

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)

Linkonidas?

Based on a convo I had with a friend not too long ago...

Seamless! TOAP! It's all there.

And, yes, I am bored at work. And, yes again, I am a "yank".

(Egads! It's a yank!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

convo?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

Convo!

You know, a conversation.

(Egads! It's a yank!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

same aspect ratio

cool

(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

Fuck off, yank.

Oh, and welcome.

Woo.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

But the important thing is

Yes, do you have no bananas?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

Bananas

I have no bananas today.

(Egads! It's a yank!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

WELL WHAT USE ARE YOU THEN

*is now extremely upset*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

I have a GREAT use.

I'm very good at being pushed down the stairs. That always brings a smile to someone's face.

(Egads! It's a yank!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

Except social services.

The joyless arseholes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

CALM DOWN

I've got yer banana right here...

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

Oook!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

No I do

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

You are truly a wonderous device.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)

HAha!

I find that incredibly funny, having been involved in the "convo" with you and your friend!

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

... Ive got a lot of spare time on my hands...

Click for bigger (293KB)

(RogueIntruder, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

PARTY!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

darker!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

raycyst

(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

That's fabulous.

More importantly, it could be modified to be made fuckable. WIN.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

modified?

don't be silly ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

^this

I've got one stuck down my hogseye as we speak.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

*space docks*

_~*""

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

*pulls back foreskin to acheive airlock*

*smiles and shakes your hand at a difficult job well done*

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

Hogseye?

Is that the politically correct version of Japseye?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

Not as far as I'm aware.

It's always been called a hogseye around these parts. *restores smoking pipe*

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

Ah so.

I had always wondered what they call Japseyes in Japan.
"Eyes"?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

Preview of a Comic

Click for bigger (241KB)

Zat I am making

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

Woo!

But.. more spacing place. "Whatho, Tharsabea Rabout" I read.

(__, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

pip pip

old bean!

looks woo

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

Looks great

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

brilliant!

thars not enough use of the word thars nowadays,
one *click* down and the balance in woos and yays!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)

Made this when i was bored last year

saw the compo and thought I'd come out of lurking just to submit this :)

Click for bigger (356KB)

(Jimmaw, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

Robots in de'skys

(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

Domo with antlers?

I'm scared anyway.

And where's teh fecking newsletter?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

Well if JJ won't do it.

Looks like I'll have to make my OWN slightly disturbing and erotic bearplague based fun!

Clank for uncensored bear tits.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

haha

I hope to god you one day do an animated cartoon

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

As soon as I learn to draw well and consistently, I might embark on such a project.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

NSFSQUIRRELSATWORK!

phwoarrrrr

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

Squirrels' domestic lives can be fraught with worry...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

the bear is boss-titted

poor thing. in other news: would

(Bhison is tripping over the shoelaces of life, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

haha when yiff goes wrong!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

*yiffs*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

I can't wait to feel your claws

sink into my cock fog hand.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

COCK FOG

shall henceforth be used to voice general dissatisfaction by me at every given opportunity.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

what a fucking mess

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

When yiff goes wronger!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

See his furry kochenbals!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

NOOOOO!!!!

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

Begumbling jebus.

It'd be worse with bungle.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

jesus

you must have need industrial strength mind bleach after making this.

(prostheses, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

I have known Hell.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

anyone got any brillo pads?

I feel the need to scour my eyeballs

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Lynxkitten, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

Arf!

Needs more hippo

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

OH BOAT GUZZLING RIVET SHITTING CHEESE FANCYING JESUS!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

Nice mingepincers

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DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

minge pincer

sounds like a gynaecological tool. nurse, pass the minge pincer, the flange forcep and the quim clamp

(prostheses, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

Hahahaha

Hippo flaps!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

Jade?

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

There is an uneasy similarity I must agree.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

mum?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

HAHAHA!

suddenly hippotits!

:)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

thank you

i now have the Thong Song embedded in my brain.

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Lynxkitten, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

Would.

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Monty Propps, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

Pffft

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

WOO

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

..and thrice WOO.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

i guessed correctly

honest

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

hahaha

love it

(Ethics Gradient, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

is there a little poo coming out of his bum bum?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

Just another little buboe.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

muuur

(Bhison is tripping over the shoelaces of life, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

I am amused by this

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

the wind

is affecting the structure of his face considerably

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

in soviet russia

i would reverse the context of what you just said

(Bhison is tripping over the shoelaces of life, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

in soviet russia

context reverse you!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

pub anyone?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Ooooh.

I love it!
The one with the floppy hair over his eye is my friend. I just decided. :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

what colour

do Hearts play in?

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

Maroon-ish

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

great - I'll have a tennents

would have worked better without the ish ;)

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

*remembers for future use*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

Glad i didnt just get

a whole bunch of RIS's to that.

And another:

Dave, look at those beautiful shores!

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

ooh I get it

"what shores?"

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

A voddie and coke.

Cheers!

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

I want a blow pipe.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

<s>p oh I can't be bothered.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

End of day doodle.

nite nite

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

mmmmm

Erotic

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

Darn, it killed Tasha Yar

and now its got big titted elf woman

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

Tasha Yar?

Fuck, what killed her again?

I'm thinking and thinking and all I can remember is that little holostatuette of her that Data's got.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

big blob of oil

ink thingy!!!

edit : Do you remember her daughter from a different time line??!! half human half romulan!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

*fingergun pointy bingo thing* that's it

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

Black tar pit killed her

Troy was trapped in a shuttlecraft

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

Troy= pointless

I'd rather do her mum, at least she's mad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

Thats better than wanting to to Riker

weirdy beardy

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

I like beards

But Riker's a right slag.

No, in TNG it'd be evil Data or Worf when he devolves.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

Oh yeah, you have a thing for "Raaar" blokes

I think you once told me the predator was a bit of alright.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

Fuck yeah.

Only with his mask on though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

You're all very sad indeed

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Weetobix, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

Says the man who built a "Space Marines" costume

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

Obviously

It'd be horrendously wrong otherwise

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

gah!

troy was so annoying. having "psycologist" dreams about being chased by wolves.

so 90's!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

this black goop stuff

it lived in a crashed shuttle or something.

I liked tasha yar, I don't care if she looked a little...odd.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

she was so BORING.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

it was

Squidgy Bog from Wizbit

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

Armus

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

Mmm Denise Crosby

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

I think she was killed off so she could do "Pet Semetary"

and her film career has gone from strength to strength (Whoop Whoop - sarcasm alert)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

That film rules for two reasons.

1. Best evil child ever.
2. MR MUNSTER!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

I saw it on video when it first came out when I was 13 ish

and had to stop watching it 'cos I was such a wuss, saw it again a year or 2 ago and it's really tame.

The book is good (and I dont like S King books)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

It scared the b'jesus out of me when I was little too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

The Ramones did the song for the end credits

(it aint no "Blitzkreig Bop" I can tell you)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

Is it the Ramones!?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

Yeah, I have it on my Ramones double cd greatest hits

It is a really crap song, "I dont wanna be buried, in a Pet Semetary"

In the book the doctor likes the Ramones.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

hahah, they are ridiculous!

you crazy objectifier of women, you. ;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

Sticky...

...have a good weekend, JJ!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

venom suit?

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

that would be much better with normal sized boobs

\worthless own opinion blog

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

but then how would it manage to

portray an unrealistic stereotype of attractiveness?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

Yeah well.

Actually, your thingies wouldn't look better with normal legs.

You should make fimo thingies, I'd buy some. Is it alright if I turn some of them into magnets? Not for resale, just for the front of my fridgy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

Either you are JollyJack in disguise

or you love him more than me and need to defend his work ;)

Yes, of course you can make fimo things that look like stuff I've drawn.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7377941

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

I'm not sure about that

I'm really not

Mr Freud? what do you say?

......
mr freud, comments please

........

you're being very quiet mr freud

........

oh you've been dead for over a century? sorry about that, won't disturb you again
........

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

pfft, he couldn't wait to get inside that 'box', bet he practically jumped in.

*whimpers stuff about mummy*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

she's all sticky

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Where's the tearotica?

This isn't what we wanted to see!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

Here it is

Mmmmm tea

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

Erupts with joy!

Though it is NO GOOD FOR TEAPOTS. :/

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

It should be okay.

You could hold the button down til it's full, or press it a few times.

I've got a glass cup with a nice glass strainer in it that acts as my teapot, it's great! Unfortunately I cracked it a bit yesterday, damn my foolish hands! :(

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

mmmm

treacle

(pdjpdj, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

Something to hang your hat on....

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

* touches *

oooh, it's all sticky.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

Good grief!

Save it for a Monday morning please! I have to sleep tonight.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

PSEUDO NEWSLETTER

well, it's a bit amusing.

www.419eater.com/html/video.htm

Scambaiters trick scammers into reenacting the Dead Parrot sketch.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

yeah, seen em aaaages ago :)

still worth seeing that guy going full out on the parrot sketch tho

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

That is wonderful

You are a talented git.
AICMFP

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

*grumble*

*proffers worn five pound note, stained*

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

that's nice, i like the light in the eyeballs.

is it acrylics?

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

Nope, done in photoshop

Substantial use of the "opacity" altering with pen pressure option to allow better blending.

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

do you use Painter too?

if you don't I think you'd like it.

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Jay, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

i never got on with painter

but i think thats more to do with my computer running it to slow :O(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

mine used to be slowish

until i bought my sooperdooper dualcore mularky machine.

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Jay, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

oh wow, i'm surprised it's digital.

i do a lot of acrylic painting, and this even looks like it has a canvas 'grain'. amazing what these new-fangled comperamuters can do these days innit etc etc

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Amusingly enough

I think the grain is caused by JPEG compression artifacts:)

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

scary

but very very good

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Mousing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

really really cool!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

Very cool

Me likey.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

It's definately interesting.

The eyes are great.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

principle of movement...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

Ooh clever!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

it's good

but i don't iunderstand

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

This is how graffiti is formed

100% fact

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

Ris?

But woo.

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

Liking

Doesn't require understanding.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

now you....

are my kind of demographic, thanks!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

Anytime!

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)

now that is good!

*clicks

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Chuffin' ace!

*clicks*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

Dunno how to link, but

Story: www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288375,00.html

"The note was signed..."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

*hides*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

Do you mind if I ask why?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

so he can demand a ransom for himself

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

Hahahahahaha

I might try that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

beats work experience

A* for initiative

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

Is that crime of the year or what.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

Fox News

"We report, you decide"?
hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

Just follow me .. like your icon ;)

'lo M3!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

darling

*embraces*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

'lo Prof!

You seem to have a lot of play time these days. What's changed?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Bored

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krang, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

Aaah

it's all starting tomorrow

this is about the only sport I'm interested in

well, that and nude female beach volleyball

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

Oh likewise!

I'm going to go and watch the prologue.

Very excited. Queen Mother's Gate. I reckon crashes prolly.

/evil

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collapsibletank procreates, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

For years i used to always watch the tour

until a job and a lack of eurosport got in the way.

Its been a while - i dont think i saw any of Armstrong's wins!

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

You don't need eurosport

Dutch and Belgian tv cover it entirely, *avec* better commentaries

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

New career for the Blairs, then.

Click for big

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

I bet Cherie's a better drummer

:op

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

aww, i love meg's drumming

it's so nice to hear something that couldn't feasibly be a studio-added metronomic beat these days. she's not technically great, but a technically great drummer with an 84-piece rotating hydraulic kit would kinda fuck something up there i reckon. ;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

she ain't as bad as she used to be

but she's still way too hamfisted about it all

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

that's what makes her great

it's sheer enthusiasm that powers her

I love it

if you want microsecond perfect drumming, get a fucking computer

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

*gets a fucking computer*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

this

edit: VMOS this, that is

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

Aye

Emotion and funkiness over technical skill any day!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

Fair point.

She could do with a gong behind her though.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

Get Behind Me Gong

doesn't have the same ring to it. ;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

She keeps time with Jack

that's not really the right way round.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

And Tony's a better guitarist

in fact I'd rather listen to the Blairs

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

couldn't be any fucking worse!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

cherie doesn't look too happy about it...

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

GET BEHIND ME, SATAN!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

didn't you just post that down the page a minute ago?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

hahaha

he can go play with michael howard now

big

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

excellent!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

New Manchester rival to Hello Magazine...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

there's

no gun-section

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

A face I'd never tire of slapping with a shovel

and woo to the hummus

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

I think somebody beat you too it :o)

Ta muchly...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

Ermm

Maine Road isn't there now mate

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

I know :o)

And the Stone Roses aren't that good looking anymore.... Oh hum... haha

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

Yes it is, my bus stops at the end of it every morning.

;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

Yes but it's just a shell now really isn't it?

But as Mr.Benkai says, etc, etc

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

i was just teasing, i meant the actual road rather than the stadium :)

yeah the site of the stadium is now just a circle of long grass and rubble encircled by a high wooden fence, you can just about see over it from the top deck.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

Fairly do's.

There's more Mancs on here than I thought. :o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

I'm not really a Manc,

but i live there now, I guess i qwolly-fie in a roundabout way.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

Same here mate

I read that as your were a roundabout at first & got very confused!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

Haha

Being a Manc myself my version would have been a little more coarse.

Anyone up for isketch? b3ta room as per.

www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

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Monty Propps, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

actually, I just blummin' well might be!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

the room you created is "US Basic"

*unplugs tablet*
Next time, create a UK room and I will be there.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

Sos. Will do next time :(

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Monty Propps, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

REPOST !

I think it's about time I let you know what's been happening with this image.

The artist Russell Young contacted me and asked if he could work with it.
I said yes and he's produced some luvverly screenprints, apparently done at the place where Warhol had some of his done.

RY is probably best known in this country for his front cover of George Michael's Faith album, though he gave up celebrity photography and video to do other things.

The quality is incredible.
They'll probably be on show in London in September.

www.artificialgallery.co.uk/artist.php?form_load_id=33

janetcharltonshollywood.com/gossip/brad_pitt/angelina_jolie_knows_what_brad_wants_20061229.php

Wait til these guys realise it was just an oik who created the image in the first place - I wonder if their attitude may change.
banksyforum.proboards82.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1178837840

and, if you all remember - this was me having a go at the tabloids, not a comparison of lifestyles - check the archives if you don't believe me.

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

Pete looks a bit like EraserHead

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

if only that were true

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

My first thought

too.

(Vega31, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

congrats

but this isn't the newsletter either

and I want to go home

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

nothing's happened this week

except Rob's started taking smack.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

only to cure his hangover

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

thanks for the advice

you may leave early.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

*secondses*

can we stage an intervention for rob?

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

try this...

http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/latest/

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

you bastard

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Mousing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

That's great

Congratulations! You'll be the digital Banksy or something next.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

Jesus

Don't wish that on anyone.

Apart from the huge pots of cash of course.... mmmmm.... huge pots of cash....

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

shame they've split up

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

have they?

he was on the johnathon woss show last friday and he said he was still with her

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

a lot happens in a week I guess

It was front page yesterday that she has hired bodyguards to keep him away.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

ah, the printed press

how quaint, but I don't deal with such things

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

looks like there's a new product launch soon

probably a contrived PR campaign

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

Are you not getting any credit for it?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

I have a few prints

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

WOOHOO

nice work
i imagine they will be a nice little nest egg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

I mean having you named as the original artist

or something.

I know nothing of how these things work.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

there was some sort of agreement

I don't know how it's going to work yet..

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

*steals work*

*sends to screen printers*

*profits*

oh, wait that's Zoo and Nuts way of doing things.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

needs more

licensing

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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

hamtouching pearoaster

only joking, have a woo. and this here yay

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

Are you getting paid?

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Grampa, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

Hopefully you shall get some

beer tokens at teh very least.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

pffft

don't think that lot'd last long on here

"tasteless"? - get some perspective!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

They are fantastic!!!

How dare they do this to our Kate, etc

/Tabloids

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

interesting

i have noted this post number so that i can look at the links when i am not at work

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

these are rather good

and no doubt ruffling a few feathers.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

Nice going

But considering they're going for a pretty high price it seems only fair that you should get a slice of that...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

You are officially the best.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

sounds to me more like marketing than talent soz

You come up with the goods, he tidies them up a bit and profits, sounds like you need to cut out middle-management :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

hang on £1800?

The fuck!?
are you getting any of that?

congrats, I just hope you're not getting ripped off

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

Suggestion

There was a suggestion on the Banksy board, Tony and Cherie Blair. Your next mission perchance? Cracking stuff by the way!

(Manbearpig is wearing a rabbitskin jacket and bunny ears, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

I was thinking that, it'd make a great pic

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

there's some folk who want me

to do similar stuff.

but it's got to be the right 'faceswap' and a faceswap is what it is.

Someone's done a Cherie/Myra faceswap before and it was a b3ta FP.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

Cor!

Not bad for an oik :)
As least you're not a spotty oik *assumes*
I hope something good for you comes out of this.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

I'm well beyond facial spots

but my arse looks like a satellite image of a join the dots convention.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

my eyes

my beautiful eyes

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

Good show.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

*wants one*

woo

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connor, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

That is a work of sheer genius

and I wish I could go click many, many times. You have inspired me to create a woo animation. Just don't expect it anytime soon.

(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)

Puuune

(Mr_Rigby, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

A SNAAAAKEE A SNAAAAAKE

etc.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

this isn't the newsletter

and I have nine minutes of work left

then I am going on a speshal holiday

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

A special holiday

to a special place?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

yer

a week in France doing a lot of dull old shit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Watch out for your neck

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

this is in the rough guide to france now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

hahaha

as it should be!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

like eating baguettes sideways?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

Justin

Timber-snake?

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

So close

you see its his trousers, and a snake. Snake/Trousers/Snake/Trousers - Justin ... Snake. I should have just replaced him with a giant purple penis shouldn't I?

(Mr_Rigby, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

I think someone already has....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Well,

at least you know for the future.

Consider your lesson learnt boy

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

*brings sexy back*

I broke it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

*paralysed*

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

*wheels you in in a wheel barrow*

I'm not exactly sure what happened - and I maintain that I did everything right... is it possible that I did it too right?

Anyway, is sexy still under warrenty?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

* looks left and then left again *

Gmmmnggghhhh

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

store credit?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

Trouser

Snake!

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23403128-details/Mother%27s+fury+after+school+gives+%27traumatised%27+13-year-old+daughter+sexually+explicit+leaflet/article.do?ito=newsnow&

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

How come they never handed those leaflets out at my old school!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

because the pages were all stuck together

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

I wonder if there was an illustrated guide to bumming?

That is what I'm musing about right now.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

http://www.extremebumming.com/

sfw

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

I know!

The number of times I got anal sex completely wrong at age 13 is just soooooo embarrassing to think about now!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

haha

the comment made me laugh.

i'd like to see this leaflet. :¬)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

It's just Playboy

except the school has tippex'ed out the front cover and written "Guide to Sexing"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

She hasn't been able to do her homework properly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

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