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I'm here all week, try the honey...

SURPRISE ELVIS BEE! :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)

Cocking ace!

Elvis AND bees! *clicks*

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

uhhuh... thangewvermuch...

edit: how's you, miss?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)

Very fine

You?

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

getting a bit run down by 'attempting to sell house' type shennanigans, but otherwise fine

seem to have a bit of a Bee fixation lately too.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)

Poor you

House moving can be vere stressful.

Bees are stress-relieving though - indulge when you can.

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)

did you see the Pirate Bee?

Him?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)

Yaaaarrrrrr!

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

*glee*

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

I like Elvis Bees

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:06, archived)

and they like you

because Elvis Bees like everyone. even the naysayers.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

Hell YES!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)

i am flattered by your enthusiasm

strange lad

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

I have to go to sleep now

and dream of bee elvis

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

may your sleep bee peaceful

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:19, archived)

one for the honey, two for the show

woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

three to get ready

now bzzz bzzz bzzz :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

pfffft!

*clicks*

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

oof

bit slow... bin dun???

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

redex?

yeah, bindun

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

EDIT: Better, I can see it now. And there have been McRae posts all day, sadly. Tis still woo though.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

hehehe

~~day~~ weekend

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

not for me

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)

well at least it's not just me then

it was comming up fine in the preview window.. sheesh.. what's a guy to do???

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

masterbate

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xandmi, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

mastUrbate

surely

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

just until you master it

Trust me ...

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xandmi, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)

what a cracking idea

i'd tip my hat to you sir.. but my hands are full

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

Suuuure!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

double oof

bloody hosting.. ok this one any better?
and accept my humble apologies

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

yep

I see it now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

.. which, in a disturbing way, corresponds with the picture.

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xandmi, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

Whiprs

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The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

good work gods

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

WOO!

Fuck yeah!

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

The Gods are remarkably obedient

*beseeches them for cheese on toats*

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

I can offer Ritz Crackers with a variety of cheeses if that helps fil the gap for a while?

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

Oooh yes :)

What types of cheeses, you gorgeous woman?

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

I have...

Brie
Emmental
Edam
Cathedral City mature
and I think it might be Wenslydale, I know for deffinate its a crumbly one.

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)

I'll take the lot

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

Cor :D

that's a good choice!

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

I am having a Nyom feast with it all.

*bloats*

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

what cheeses?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

See above lovey

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)

Good gods...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

crazy gods

woo, click, etc.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

Wonderellent!
Excellful too!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

hah, his curly fingers made me do a smile

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Shada, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

He has rheumatoid arthritis you insensitve fucker!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)

I have wishes to animate some of these.

In fact, all of them. For fames. Mainly your fames.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)

hahahahaha!

this is funny.

fact.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)

BESEECH

my new favourite word

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)

HIS PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)

Does anyone else think that this would be great

if Matt Berry did the voice of the dude?

Some other bloke would do Whirling Peter.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

Yes

I love his voice. There's somebody at the door..

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moogy boobles, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)

things that The Neville is better than:

Me
You
Everything else

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)

I demand to know just what the gods are getting in return

for their bargain, that is.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:43, archived)

I want to dissect your brain.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:52, archived)

Mofaha?

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)

no, thats clearly Elvis

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

I lolled!

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

Lovely!

I'm in the middle of one of these - tis taking ages and It's not really working :-(

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

I thought you were until I scrolled down

CFB

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

Dun, dun, duuuuuuuun...

dun duuuuuuuun...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT'S TRUE!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)

I have been giggling for the last five minutes

...at my own face.

_Awesome

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

That's ace

you rock

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

hahaha

lovely stuff (needs more noise)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

I tried to make it noisy, I tried!

'lo Welsh boy :) Noswaith dda!

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)

Noise it up, sistah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

Absolutely lovely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

Oh you are a very clever IVV

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

Oooh... that's great..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

that's very good!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

Brillo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

yeah baby

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

yep

fooled me
Nice Elvis.

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

Fuck me!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

Question

What's going on with the QOTW, How do I use the b3tards page? (I signed up) How do I see all the photos people are looking at? I need some help.

(Windy Shrimp "wuz heah", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)

aww how lully and polite you are

*huggle schnuggles*

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)

i don't think the qotw is referenced inthe FAQ

but 'what's going on with the qotw' doesn't really give me much to work with
is it broken, or are you just confused as to why it's shit? (like me)

edit: nice username too :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)

Its futurama, isn't it?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

yup

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)

No, no,

This is b3ta. Futurama is a television program.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

What have I been doing for the last four years!

Oh god...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

That is a very interesting link

'ningles horrid!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

you might like to try /talk

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)

He's talking about pictures so he should ask here not on /talk.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)

you might like to post in an existing thread

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)

if people didn't behave like moronic cunts such as you are doing here,

we wouldn't need these rules.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

haha

yes, i behave like a moronic cunt

thanks for your valued input

_{actually, im quite interested in why you think that}

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

i bet you fuck your own mother.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

often

but i dont see what that has to do with anything

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:06, archived)

it has everything to do with you being a filthy little rotter.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

o u

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

like he'd get a better answer on /talk

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Shada, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)

its funny to track them across and see the replies

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)

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Shada, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)

^very much this

tis a bit silly there

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

we are not much help really

s/he will only get lots of abuse*

*which I think is utterly wrong and I would be lovley and fluffy.

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)

Fuck off, you!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)

yeah!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

YEAH!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

if only the world was like you

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)

but then it would be very untidy

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

mess is good

as long as you can get to your bed, you're not too untidy

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

I can if I can step over the pile of underwear and socks

but its not a big pile, the long they pile up the greener I am being by not using my washing machine.

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

just noticed your username

ooh!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

Ahhh but I was given that name by Baldmonkey

and then Riverghost added the "les" on the end

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)

so it's not a fair description?

dammit.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

Sorry

Just imagine and pretend in your head that it is and all will be right with the world.

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

my bottom hurts

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)

what are you talking about?

everything seems fine to me (but I don't use b3tards, so I can't help you there)

edit: just use the "switch to image mode" when posting, it's the easiest way to post a picture

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)

1) The QOTW is the new /talk. Treat them with the utmost contempt

2) Iunno. You could use b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk instead ;)

3) What?

4) FAQ!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)

am i correct in thinking all you see on this page is words?

also b3tards seems to be ok for me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)

the qotw id full of off-topic bollocks about www.hotornot.com
but it's not explicit to anyone just browsing the page

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)

i went to see for myself as a result of your earlier reply

i suggest shrimpy messages chicken lady, she's lovely and i'm sure she'll be of help.

that was also my first ever visit to qotw.
it's just like talk but with less chat.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)

The QOTW is used as a privtate chat for people with no respect

for the fact that it's a QOTW and not a private chat.

You sign in, click "browse", select the file to upload, and click "upload". If you want to get the html of an image you've already uploaded, click the chevron next to the filename, and copy the html tag displayed. You can then post this in a new thread. (Not a good idea to do it without a picture, as said in the faq - though not against the rules.)

Which photos do you mean?

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)

these photos

*shows pictures of me masturbating with my hands sellotaped up*

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

Talented!

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

its double sided

/pube-arific

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)

fuck off to talk

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

Oftentimes,

it's the other way around.

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xandmi, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

talk off to fuck?

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)

Works for me.

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xandmi, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

as far as seeing all the photos

this is not flickr, we post photoshopped or manipulated stuff
and you see them by looking at the board
(i've just twigged - the qotw idiots have been posting to www.hotornot.com )

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

Hahahahahahaahahah

is this am the merssij bord? will you talk and be frends me?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

This will answer all of your quesions...

snipurl.com/1pcqm

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)

very clever

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

Bastard!

I clicked that, innocently expecting some helpful advice and now I have the bloody tune stuck in my head.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

sorry!

I find Spice Girls tunes are the only antidote - fight fire with fire!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

hahaha!

cfb.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

What. The. Fuck?!

Tell me you shopped that wom- er.. thing in PVC.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)

nope.

she's as i found her, only less sticky.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)

hahaha

Any chance of a wallpaper size GSTQ? I like to worry my nephews when they figure out my passwords.
I'll rub you in that 'special place' if you do.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)

Chiswick ?

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

Bollocks..

does that mean we're double booked? Oh well the safari room's big enough for all of us. I brought a spare loincloth anyway.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)

mmmm

i know who that is...
and its not mister ed...
its the lovely miss beauchamp of "bizarre" fame

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Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)

They took it down and brought it to the city

there it was made drunk, and then it was sent back on t'net again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

Don't we all?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)

Lolpeas...!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)

.. and peas on earth.

Nasty little buggers. Woo!

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xandmi, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)

Evil looking fiends

Woo or from orbit

only way to be sure

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)

Whats that from?

I can't pin it down.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)

Aliens

www.unix-ag.uni-kl.de/~pcfe/Html/aliensnds.html

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

*Down at the bottom of the gardens*

Designs!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)

Woo!

Surprised to see an IV fan here! :)

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)

IV FTW

Many a long hour spent fighting viruses and bombing washington...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

Might as well have some bumble peas, too.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)

There is no ice cream in the fridge and I'm bored

so have a wip.

Should also shut that pasanonic fucker up when its finished.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)

Hahaha you called him a fucker

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)

did some one say ice cream?

ELVIS IS IN THE HOUSE!

BIGGER ISN'T ALWAYS BETTER

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)

No strings attached.

The kind of girl I like.

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xandmi, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)

As I scrolled down, the term wip

faded

as I had originally misread it

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)

filter!

/stirring :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)

WIP?

Whip it good!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)

Get bored more often.

Please.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)

Hehe.

Nice filter.

_{I kid, I kid, 'tis lully!}

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)

tracing papar!

lully

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)

I don't know what I was thinking

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)

Holy fucking shit

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)

Haha. Gives me an excuse to post this

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)

eep!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)

LEZ UP!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)

I miss Paris

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)

I do

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

I'm late, I'm late, for a very important

~~date~~ prune.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

10 Peggats for the R2 unit, I'll give you 5 Wupiupi for the USPS unit.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)

WOOT!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)

I've looked at this loads and I just want to say:

WOOT!

again.

It's superb!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)

hahaha, thanks. Jahled is the ringleader. Check his original Leia, it's class.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)

seconded.

Strongly!

wootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootandthensome!

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xandmi, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)

Pfft

Also, great quote on the BBC - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6999354.stm

"He was world champion and to be champion of the world you've got to be champion of the world -
Jimmy McRae"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)

and the bit cut off from the end of that....

"anyhoo, who's round is it next, I'm feeling parTICularly pished tonight"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)

to be fair, he's in utter shock, yeah?

I fuck stuff up when I'm normal.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)

You're normal?!?!?!?!?

When did that happen?

:P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)

this weekend I think.

Hey, wanna see the MILF I have on my soccer team?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)

yessum

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)

Team Mum. She's purty...

www.fennandfiona.com/u8soccer/Picture%20Day/sized/team.jpg

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)

That one on the right is way too old

to be in that team

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)

He's there for the kids.

That doesn't sound quite right!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)

Do you let her kick your balls?

To show the kids how it's done?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)

needs more spluff on her face

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)

yum

is that you on the other side?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)

yeah, I'm not aging very well

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)

i rescind the quint

you're more like edward norton's dad :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)

cunt

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

have you shopped those kids heads on

they don't quite seem to fit the bodies?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)

mme to

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)

Yeah

I wasn't being nasty or anything

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)

s'all good. I just read the 5 and 6 yr olds died, and it kind of hit home

that's so sad

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)

nice sunglasses

i have no idea what this is about but it looks fun :)

g'nite b3ta! *runs away*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)

The blue one

has a bad motivator!!!!

Woo!
Am I missing some sort of artoo/mailbox bandwagon?
If so I need the source.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)

to celebrate star wars 30th anniversary

post boxes in the US are being decorated with a R2-D2 design

(The Director of Directing, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)

Will the UK equivalent being doing anything similar

for a Doctor Who anniversary?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)

yes

all the egg boxes and toilet roll centres will be sprayed silver

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)

This would be a good time to post one of those stencils...

You made those, didn't you?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)

not me

but i think i know the ones you mean

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)

Oh. My bad.

Carry on...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)

christ

it's just a fucking FILM

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)

it's a groundbreaking film in terms of sfx and box office

and marketing strategy, but let's face it, it's not actually very good, is it?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)

you just made me cry

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)

Pointless me expressing a opinion

in all honesty

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)

why?

because no one gives a damn, or we'll just be here for days while you drone on and on,'til you froth at the mouth and fall over backwards?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)

^Exactly this

Sir, you have me sussed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)

Empire is fantastic

Star Wars is pretty good

the rest are pretty sucky except for some nice set pieces

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)

*pokes*

You said you cried when an Ewok died in RotJ, therefore it obviously had an emotional effect on you

it was a bit crap though

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)

I did, when I was 9

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)

i was just talking about 'a new hope'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)

christ

its just fucking MAILBOXES

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)

this is very true

In other news, is hotmail fucked for anyone else. I don't really /want/ to use it (it's my junkmail, really) but it redirects a stupid amount of times, which upsets safari.

*goes to try ffx*

edit : on the slim chance anyone cares :) firefox works for me. champagne all round!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)

it's only fucked for the SW haters

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)

I'm no hater! I like the first three (new hope to return of) I just don't see why the mailboxen.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)

Jeebs, you didn't know?

www.theforce.net/latestnews/story/R2D2_Mailboxes_Confirm_Rumors_104142.asp

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)

Ooh! TFN!

Not been on there for aaaages!!!
/hangs head in shame

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)

i never liked them

they have evil eye

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)

Uttttttttttiiiiiiiinnnnnn niiiiiiiii!

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Utini

Woo M3! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)

woo to this out of politeness

don't have a clue what it means.

and a quick one of these for mamilla.

hypoallergenic.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)

Hahaha

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)

glowing willkins!

yay!

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)

Naaa

It's a student prank innit. Pink acidtate on a roadwork light!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)

Well, not *that* weird....

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

but the earth has no eyes

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

gah!

- wat is van hout en springt net zo hoog als de eiffeltoren?
- een hobbelpaard, want de eiffeltoren springt ook niet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)

heh :-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)

They were quite clearly all on drugs in the fifties

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

to be fair

they're clearly still on drugs these days

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)

Emm..

you may have just touched on the pulse of middle-England..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)

ELVIS!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

Keeping the Space Theme, 'ave this.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

It glows!!!

What trickery is this?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)

hahaha

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)

Where's Ripley when you need her?

Click for full... (175k)

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)

In the SAAAANNNDD

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

that's great, that is

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)

looks like its going for a nice countryside jog

oblivious to the pitched battle around it

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)

If you were one of those things

and there was no Ripley around, you'd probably be oblivious too!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

lovely work sir!

have a woo!

EDIT: Time to repost this load of old shite!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)

*shoehorns filthy repost*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

Arrrgh!

horseburster! woo!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

Can you get burgers made from this.

Worth askings, lol.

(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

You can,

but they tend to give you indigestion, what with the juices melting your stomach lining.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

Nicely matey

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

ALIHEN!

they mostly peck at night, mostly

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)

Hahahaha

About to get VERY irritable

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)

EvP TPE!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)

ha ha ha

animate it hard!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)

Hahahahaha

this ^

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

I can't find my alien dildo anywhere

=;¬(

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)

The Cuntburster?

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nick the greek, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)

I hope that'll turn up as your random quote

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)

have you checked under the fridge?

i always loose my keys under there

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)

That am also

top woo! If I have as little to do tomorrow as I did today, perhaps more of this sort of thing will be forthcoming.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

Had to cfb...

very woo!

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)

Ooh Nice!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

you drew this?

because it is cocking ace!

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

Not exactly, no.

The background image is this painting. The rest just seemed to happen by itself! (Also watched the alien legacy on mon-thu nights last week).

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)

Absolute class

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)

Impressed

I am.

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zoldergoose, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

Luke, the common chav

CFB
Previously..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)

Dae?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)

Hello you :)

Here

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

Excellent work on making artoo look like a mailbox!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

I have the skilz with Photoshop

I AM INVINCIBLE!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

: D

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

I sense my sarcasm meter just quit then

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)

...later that day

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

Hmm, which one does it look like?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)

Not enough tweed of the last pic!

Also pffft!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)

I guess there's not enough day-posters on right now for that last pic

But so long as one person got it, I can take the rest of the day off.

Oh wait, that's what I've been doing all day anyway! Woo!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)

woo!

That's either carbon scoring...

...or tramp vomit!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

hahahahahahahaa

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

Hahaha

nicely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

A good dog ruined.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)

dogs would be so much better if they were cats

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)

No, you lady.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)

dogs would be so much better if they were ~~cats~~ all made of chocolate.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:53, archived)

eeeeuw! dog chocolate!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)

Dog chocolate

or dog water?

The decision is yours!...

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)

Both

Pureed together and served in a bucket

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)

Mud bath.

YYYYaaaaayyyyyy!!!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)

I eat the stuff

'Tis a bit salty, but it has the word "chocolate" in it.

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)

I used to but my dog died.

I wouldn't buy it just for me.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)

Why would you want to buy dog shit?

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

Ohhhhh

When he said "dog chocolate", I imagined something even less palatable...

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)

i have had maple syrup dog

seriously dog is quite nice
visit korea

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)

Wrong!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

A cog

Or a dat?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)

Yay! Dog!

Boo! Cat!
/confused

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)

^this

woof!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)

hooray for mixbreeds!

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

DADDY!! I WANT A COG AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)

Now that's cute

but It's bound to make me sneeze!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)

Alone in the world

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)

Hello Chuffy!

and also this

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)

JEBUS!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)

That's him alright!

*points*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:47, archived)

this is so fucking scary

i cant describe

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)

This alarms me

which is good

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)

BRANDOW!"!!!!!

lol

(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)

Scarily in time with the random electro music i have on!

(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)

Who Borked B3ta?

anyways, have a Keith Flint

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)

nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)

B3ta was broke so its on TW also

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)

TW?

Tomorrows World?
TisWas?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)

tattyworld

i is a newbie there

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:47, archived)

never heard of it

tell a lie, yes I have, just forgot about it
It's like B3ta with a hummus filter

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)

It's also like everything you first see here

later posted there

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)

for those who don't get enough attention in one place ;D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)

So have you signed up then :P

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)

hahahahahaha

I get more than enough here, where I work, the magazines I do stuff for, the extra freelance stuff, etc etc etc etc ;p

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)

Excellent

has Rob forgotten to pay the b3ta bills?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)

Not I

but other sites are borking too :/

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custard, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)

awww bless

~~ypu dpnt even get a candle~~

and I don't get an O key

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)

He's got a working keyboard tho ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)

there are other sites?

lies!!!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)

Rob dropped his b3taday cake down the back of the server

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)

You clearly speak teh sense

In the server I think

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:47, archived)

So it's not my wanky computer then!

*Doesn't re-start ,thus not losing any stuff*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)

by 'stuff' you mean Scat and gay porn, right?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)

I'd just started burning a dvd.

I saw some Scat the other week(out of curiosity) It was funny ,if anything!
Once you get over the repulsivness!!!
Never again though!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)

I'm shocked

Well, not that shocked

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)

not shocked at all really are you?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)

Watch some,then you'll be shocked!

I don't know how they could do it!!!
I mean the smell would make me barf,nevermind what they were doing with it!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)

nah it's not real poo

in the videos, that is

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)

But you see it coming out!! *shudders*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)

the japanese are the best.

god only knows what those girls eat, clearly not enough roughage.

so i'm told

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)

I never could get over the repulsiveness

and funny is not a word I'd use to describe that

anyway, 'ning M!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)

I ended up laughing at them.

Thinking,"what the fuck are they doing".Prlly laughing out of shock!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

*nervous giggle*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)

I met this guy once.

He's hilarious!

(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)

tasty tasty! and seamless too :)

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)

Curiously

I wouldn't order that if I saw it on a menu

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)

I made a RIS pic!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)

Wow

would!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)

I would....

If I could spunk up one of her nostrils

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Bamboo Steamer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)

finally

they're telling the truth about what goes into their burgers

(captain barnacle, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)

making this actually makes me want an angus burger

they are fucking delicious. anus and all.

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)

charlie was the real brains

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:35, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

I like this because it makes me spit fluids at my monitor

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)

You still at work and trying to get that promotion?

Work the shaft, cup the balls.

Worked for me!

*not gay*

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10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)

but, you hear such stories Reg...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)

Dick "The Hat" McBeattie?

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nick the greek, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)

Haha!

They look like Sparks!!!

'ning all

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)

don;t get GSTQ started with his bloody 'number one song in heaven' again

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)

Hmm?

*lost*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)

click it and see

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)

see. I bloody well warned you!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)

Ahh!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)

Sparks!

Christ, that's a blast from the past

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)

Finally... A Solution

sorry if I broke the board...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)

*Groan*

~~TJ: Did the site just crash then?~~

SO! IT WAS YOU

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:34, archived)

I think it had to step outside for a ciggy

'cuz it was fucked pretty good.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)

Most bus drivers are polish now

there are more polish than fucking ~~pakis~~ people of a pakistani origin now

G'eavnin all

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)

ah yes

that's why i had you on ignore. Time to put you back

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)

Ah yes. The ignore feature.

I've always wondered how many people have me on ignore. Raise your hands if you do!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)

Strikethrough racism

Best in the world

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)

for the racist just starting to dip his toe in the water

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)

until now i've given you the benefit of doubt.

now i wouldn't give you the steam off my piss.
go away and grow up.

*ignores

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

Hur hur hur!

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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)

erm... your Denying the holocaust makes me kinda sorry I posted this

what's the story b3tan?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)

Needs More Reinhard Heydrich.!

Woo though.!

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)

He was second in command

so he's heading up the cotton balls soaked in Zyklon B division.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Zyklon B. *hangs tongue out*

*dies*

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

with gelatin!

hehe, woo!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)

Not the A Solution

The Solution

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)

Another wanna be . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)

don't be afraid littul chicken, no need to fret

hyuk hyuk hyuk

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)

Curse You!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)

No pun intended.

Click for bigger (213KB)

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)

i don't understand

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)

i think someones been making play doh phalllus'es

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)

socks I think.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)

awwww....

theres not enough play doh on this site!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)

Play Doh!

Is that Homer finding the wrong hole?:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)

is there a right way for that joke to go?

what a terrible image, an yet im fairly sure if i googled for long enough i'd find it

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)

It's not about the image,

It's about the (crap) pun.

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)

My Dad was watching our dog crap once, when he was out walking her,

then said to a passing stranger, "Doesn't it remind you of those Playdough machines?"

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)

PFFFT i admire this man

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)

My niece did a massive crap while having her nappy changed the other day

The playdough machine instantly sprang to mind. Then I had to leave the room before I boked.

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)

you must develop your boke reflex until it can be used as a weapon

nobody calls vomiting boking in nottingham, tis gay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)

hahaha nice

you should make star, circle and triangle templates from ordinary household card

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)

Hahahahaha!

or the spaghetti one

:¬O###

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)

hahahahahaha!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:05, archived)

phallii?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)

hmmmm we should ask stephen fry

he'd know...

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)

WILLIES!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)

If it helps anyone

Those are socks in the baskets.

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)

right i get it

it's that well known catch phrase - "big ben dome wharf sock in sock out window"

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)

Maybe not.

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)

None found.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)

^ this

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)

haha, very much

this^^

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)

Are those socks in those trays?

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)

He's just pleased to see you.

'ningles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)

'ning you marvellous beast.

I tried making tea by just running the hot water tap til it was very warm.

Tea made this way tastes shite.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)

haha

I'm surprised I've never tried that

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)

I'm currently lacking a kettle,

and boiling the water in a pan takes too long.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)

microwave. 2 mins 10 secs.

NEXT!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)

No microwave either?

edit: agh! The mindpiss!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)

ahh, a kettle is very important

i like ice tea but I'm not sure how to make that

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)

Ping!

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)

Silly Fluffy

Warm water is not tea!

I want three taps;
'Cold' 'Hot' and 'Tea'

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)

you are JML

aicmfp

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)

Eh?

JML, inventor of the incredible knife that can cut through shoes and hammers and the magical food processor that can be cleaned in a dish washer?

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)

Don't let Mrs Trellis near that

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)

You'll get it eventually.

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)

just tell me

stop being coy

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)

I'll tell you in a minute.

I want to see if anyone gets it. Unfortunately, it's probably too shit for anyone to think I'd sink to this level.

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)

Has it got something to do with Hawkwind?

If so, is it the riff from Masters of the universe?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)

No.

Much, much, much worse

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)

Gah, I haven't the flying foggiest

I don't live anywhere near Londineum so the clues are no use.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)

How the hell did you come to that conclusion?

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)

The clue's in the pic

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)

Socktrays by the landmark window

From the upcoming Metallica album I believe

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)

Huh?

No.

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)

i hate those silly short sock things.

what's the point of them, they never stay up?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)

they're trainer socks i believe

much like trainer pants to help infants progress from nappies to y fronts

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)

Give up?

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)

wait, yes

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)

not yet, give me another 23 hours

I NEED MORE TIME!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)

shhhh!

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)

Give us a clue

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)

LONDON SOCK EXCHANGE!!!!

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)

Oh.

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Shada, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)

now that is clearly a pun

perhaps if you had not said "No pun intended" it would have been easier

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)

ugh.

I think I just sicked a little in my mouth.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)

your pun is as a grain of wheat hid in a bushel of chaff

you shall seek all day ere you find it, and when you do, you will realise that it wasn't worth the search

/shakespeare paraphrase pretentions blog

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7622811

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)

:(((((((((((

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)

sad jabba

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)

that would of been a lot funnier if you had just told us

it was pretty funny though

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)

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