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[challenge entry] peacomp
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# One nork is higher than the other
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# paul mccartneys spluffed on those
makes you think, innit
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# he's mulled her kunt-tyre too.
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Fecking hell that's a bit tenuous
hhahaa
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# haha I know
Wings jokes shall always be tenuous.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# tena-uous? with wings?

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# yes
I think you'll find is self exp-sanitary.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# yay for mexican jumpin paps!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# not worth its own thread
- not even a robot. Do cyborgs count?

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# only if they take all your money
and appear on tv
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# and a cartoon:
imarobot
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# *checks filename*
*everything is clear*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# isn't it obvious?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Really?
You couldn't tell straight away that it was dyn001_original_360_330_jpeg_38327_86032679d2ea77fb23296d788c6045ba?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# omg....
w0t a n00b! lolz
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# maybe decoding the 128bit number on the end will give us a clue
*can't be arsed*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Gary Larsen?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Hahaha that nork does it for me
(in a comical way not a lezzybean way).
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# aww
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# have you been watching
Brian Dowling on celebrity Family Fortunes?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# I no longer live in the UK
as of April 2001.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# from last weekend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM2URBsYIYE
it's worth taking the time to watch (well I thought so anyway)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# i was thinking that too.
but in an ultra-masculine way.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# This has officially been an average friday for me...

But I'm sure some of you will find me and kill me if I don't keep posting these.
More in Profile
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# would it be an embarrasing death if we all found you and kiled you though?
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I think the resounding response speaks volumes.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# it says "it's friday night and most of b3ta is in the pub"
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# except the losers.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# I am happy to be called a loser
if it means I never have to go to a pub again :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hoorayes.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# haha!
those fucking losers on the internet!

with their "computers"

haha! haha

*cries*

:(
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# i was probably joking.
i must have been. i'm on here too.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# *sips from a glass of cold empty bitterness*
it's lemon flavoured :D

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# hahaha.
hey, give me some of that.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Some of us have our own pubs set up thank you very much:P
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
#
pubs.
pubes.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# tis cool about the hosting
It will be up again sometime though? I don't have the song on my computer anymore, cos it got royally borked and i forgot to back up my music folder, so lost all the bloody songs I've recorded :(
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Oh noes you silly person!
I wonder if I have anything hanging around?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# thanks but i think it'll be ok
I saved all the music, just forgot about my own music folder :(
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I still have a copy somewhere
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# thanks, but there's no rush
I can download it once your hosting is back in working order.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# i like them
but like anything else they will get tired eventually
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
#
- will get
+ got
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# the exact thing happned to me only ast week
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# 'lo you!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# embarrassing whether it causes death or not
woo
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# have another embarrasing death then.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# arf
'ning!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# this is funnie.
and now, as i have the option, i will "like" this.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Shouldn't that be *with* a spoon?
or was it a particularly aggressive spoon?
Dessert spoons are cunts.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# i've accidentally done a b3tan portrait


Click for bigger (92KB)

where's the glum reaper?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Background is lame.
But the actual guy is really very cool. Just not at all a fan of the splodgy stuff.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# thats ace!!
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# top
art!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Awesome!
I like this lots.

*steals*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Floods 'n that

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Giant lady!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# tis looking a bit soggy in mexicoland
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# heh,
howdy all
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# No bridge?
Have a pea and a woo and a baby shark of your own.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# i think the balcony is close enough to qualify
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# it's disgusting that people are getting all wound up about foreigners drowning when little Maddie is still missing...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
#
i don't know how you can even talk about the death of some common kid when the peoples princess is still so fresh in the mind of the people :'(


(btw - anyone got the link to the 'i love horses' thingy... i need it for 'something')
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# erm...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# you mean you don't know it off by heart?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# I think after this amount of time
it's likely maddie's been feeding the horses
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I suspect the princess isn't so fresh these days
even the horses don't feel like being fed by her
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# some of these foreigners aren't even british!
can you imagine that!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# It's the fucking Hoff's fault! Standing there doing nothing!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# PFFT
YOU A SILLY MAN - HOFF LIVE IN NICE PART OF 'MERCA - NOT RESCUE FORRINS
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I HAZ BALLOOM HAMINAL BALLOOMS!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# CAN I C?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# THEY YAM ONLEE BALLOOMS AT THE MO!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# PLEES MAKE THE BOLOOMS INTO KITTEES.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# YOOZ NOT CRAYZY JOOD!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# BUT I REELE LYK KITTEES.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# ghostie
what am wrong with your hosting? my song doesnt work anymore.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Yeah sorry.
It's down at the mo:(
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# All we need
Is for someone to add "teh quo" and maddie with a magenta cock in her mouth and this could be the best image in b3ta history.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] "Stay very still, it's vision is based on light emitting diodes"
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# well I thought it was quite funny
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Light dependent resistors perhaps?
Or photodiodes in reverse bias?

sorry about the introduction of reality

relurk time
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# actually
LED's when correctly biased can act as photoreceptors

basically, on a red LED, you need aboout 0.7v of bias voltage to allow them to overcome the ............

anyways, sorry for the correction to the reality induction

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] cheeky pearoast for the compo
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Woo!
That's ace!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# That's lovely
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# that looks like a sad robot
he almost should have a tear welling
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# homer?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# that is teh good
:D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I was going to have this ready for Hollween
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

but forgot* to finish the damn thing.

*was to lazy.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# That's one angry-looking zit you have there
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# And it looks like it's trying to escape.

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Or break in.
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Aaaargh!
To the safety room!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
#
pik
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# i spy with my little eye?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Best kiptje!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# no comprendre
koeterwaals
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Same here
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# I suspect a pun.
OK, "Ik pik het niet meer" evidently means "that's the last straw" or "I can't stand any more". And pikt means pecks, peck you see, like a bird pecks, or something.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# relevant to my interests
and my sturdy male erection
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# a raging throbber?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# a throbbing rager?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# try optimizing it so it isnt so big
or reading the FAQ
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# pffft
^this
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# It's 47k.
It does keep reloading itself, though.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# this thread needs more paintcats
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# dutch
it's just a nonstop barrage of metaphors

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Yes that's right
Pik means also dick...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I am familiar with this, but I can't remember any of the metaphors
there's too many

plus I would just get them wrong by picking old cows out of the seaweed at low tide, for example
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# fart in the duck??
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# paul tibbits is dead
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Aaaaand just like that...
...my will to live comes crashing down.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# like
a bomb of some sort?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# oh dear.
Someone else's work of which I won't miss much
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I love adblock so much
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# it's like a companion cube for firefox, the portal to the web
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Oh yes
*click*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# great! (but that film annoys me, with the phonetic spelling underneath the title! grrr!)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# ^This^
But woo to the pic.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# people are thickies
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Boobs?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# If you're offering.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I did her with disproportionally large boobs,
but she looked more disproportionate with smaller ones.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Well she's quite disproportionate in other areas.
I wouldn't worry about it. If all else fails, blame whoever's to your left.

Edit: I meant all of this in a nice way. I really, really did.

Who wants to kill British Gas for me?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Where does Mr Gas live?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Also available as electronic art:
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# If you do this...


You can just about see up her skirt?

* gets coat *
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# now?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# A long time ago...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# In a cavity far, far away...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Woo...
Sexy
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# where?
Is that me?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Sauce?
Who dat ho is?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Surrounded by pigs etc...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# very hatstand :D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# THIS CONFUSES AND ENRAGES ME!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# THIS ENGAGES AND ENGORGES ME!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# THIS ENHANCES AND EMBOLDENS ME!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# THIS ENLIGHTENS AND BORKS ME!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# UR BORKED AND BRIGHT!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Enrages?
?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Because I'm confused.
Not at you.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# maybe you need to get out there and meet more pigs...
the cartoon is based on a real life experience i had whilst working as a farm boy.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Engorges?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# like it.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Excellent.
Your drawing style reminds me slightly of Tim Hunkin.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# excellent
especially surrounded by pigs
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I am liking this.
I am liking this in large quantities.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Breadstaff and rave


I like this. It is a good confusion.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Click!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# What is this madness?
How long have we been able to click replies?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Aha!
I think this is a good thing.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Haven't seen it have any actual effect on the popular page yet though.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# This reminds me of the guy who wrote the time waster letters
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Me too
I love it when he says things like "I'd like to offer my congratulations for your fine product, so CONGRATULATIONS!"

Robin somebody?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Timewasters Letters
Robin Cooper
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I truly love that stuff
in the FACE
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# nice
reminds me a little of David Shrigley when his work had more jokes in it.

The brilliant/nazi one is ace.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# This gets a click.
the second one is the greaterest.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha - this is the best - i like it
cheers :D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# fantastic stuff
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Haha!
Have a Woo, sir. Free of charge.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# The Triplets

....they're really rather tiny girls. Chloe's only a head taller than Kat.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# but there's three of 'em.
so it adds up in the end.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Yey...
Finally we have all six tits!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Cracking stuff
as usual
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Aww yes! More of this!
Quit your job and devote your life to drawing girls of these proportions!

Oh, also, any Apsara's on the way?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Yep.
Turning this into one:
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Looks good :)
Any chloe-sized (or bigger ;)) women to be found in it?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# *makes note*
:D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# how about normal-sized?
to appeal to a different audience as well?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# There's an audience for that?
When the whole rest-of-the-world is filled with normal sized?

That's why the evening news only reports unusual things and disasters. Everyone can see the average and mundane all around them every day.

perhaps I've put a wee too much thought into this
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# The novelty of exagerated poportions wore off on me a long time ago
pretty ladies found in nature however have remained pretty pretty consistently.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# how about the correct numbers of tits?

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# i think he already did that.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# rabbits should have EIGHT TITS!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Not necessarily.
The number and positioning of complex and simple mammary glands varies widely in different mammals. The nipples and glands can occur anywhere along the two milk lines, two roughly-parallel lines along the ventral aspect of the body. In general most mammals develop mammary glands in pairs along these lines, with a number approximating the number of young typically birthed at a time. The number of nipples varies from 2 (in most primates, including humans, for example,) to 16 found in pigs. The Virginia Opossum has 13, one of the few mammals with an odd number[1][2].
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# You didn't supply us with references.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# wikipedia
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# yeah, but rabbits have EIGHT!

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I see.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# WHERE IS THE CLOACA SEX
ONE HOLE. ONE GOAL.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# No one can hear us?
Then why is she stuffing a pillow over my face?
Why can't I breathe?
Why... I .... . . . faint... . . .

* dies *
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Everyone should have such supportive friends
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# six tits, but shared amongst the three of them?
bah
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# ha!
I suppose it's getting closer!


Where are you going when you leave england?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# November 19th
having a leaving do on the 16th that clashes with a b3ta bash according to Geoff :(

[edit] ah, sorry misread: Buenos Aires
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Chloe may only be a head higher..
but she sure is a lot of melons "bigger" than Kat.

Nice triplets. :)
When can they be seen in some more riskier pose
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# When I have time.......
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# *offers a bag of time*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# *whistles*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# haven't seen this one before, I think.
I would remember
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# He supplied us with the plain inked one at first
We had to guess whose leg belonged to whom. It was like erotic paint by numbers.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# WooooH
What is going on there !
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# a rubdown
apparently
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Thank god for that...
I thought one of them was trying to suffocate her with Hairy Pie!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Can I help?
*warms hands* :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Love your elephant toast
picture, is it puchasable?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# O.o'
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# no kite
:(

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Meanwhile Custer...

...finds the Sioux hiding in a valley...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Does he say
"I meant to do that"?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# epic
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# That was Reilly good!

* Walt Reilly - Pffft *
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Pudsey is very excited about Spice Girls new video
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# So is BJ

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Is he saying penis "Woop woop woop"?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# This bitch is fuck so unfair, fuck my tourettes fuck thing wont foreskin work.
Oh, cunt maybe it prick does. It didn't wank work wank on Google.


This is shit the best invention shit since cancer! piss.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I think it should be the law to ass have this add-on.
THE smut LAW.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I just said piss almost the twat same twat thing slut down there.
I pussy also twat noticed I fuck am whore writing more asshole than piss usual just ot twat get the swearwords bastard in.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Ahaha!
It's okay, I write more to get the swearwords prick in too. I twat really shouldn't have gone for 'Moderate'.. :( shit
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# filthy little fucker
..

although if this was shown at 7pm on beeb 1 they might make a lot more money
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# he's always excited
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
genius
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# ^ this ^
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# that should be
"yay"
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# FuckSocks
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 8:04, archived)
# Don't want to go banging those bricks together...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# maybe that's exactly what he wants
or, judging mby the discharge, has already done?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Surely there would be more blood
And crying
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I know i'm crying.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I love this
is he using his bandage to mop up?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# it's shoved up his arse I'd imagine
you'd have to ask mongy, he removed the bandage, I removed the middle 'B'
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Ol' Posh, she loves it
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Bloody filesharers......*





*file shares
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Is it penis for a cunt game?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Penis dick for prick a cunt game?
HAHA, damn yes please - sounds motherfucker ace!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Lol wank sex
twat
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# spadge glob tit piss?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Musty Bensons
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# gusset spelge mott slaver
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I think this motherfucker addon should be mandatory twat if honkey you piss want twat to bastard talk motherfucker on b3ta wank.
damn
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# twat
slut slut slut bastard
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] star wars joke #2,828,1281b




(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaa!
Ace!

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*clicks*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha, lovely as always :)
lovely as always :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# What a load of rubbish !
That has clearly been edited in some sort of photo-editing software.

It's totaly unrealistic.

Please, don't cheat by editing your photos.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# haha
R2 popup epilepsy
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# that's where the disk goes :D
woo as evar :D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahahahaha

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
woosome.
*clicks*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ace stuff,
top work mr keon.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# fucking best pic I have ever seen on b3ta
*clicks*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# INTERGALACTIC PROTON POWERED ELECTRICAL TENTICLED ADVERTISING DROIDS
INTERGALACTIC PROTON POWERED ELECTRICAL TENTICLED ADVERTISING DROIDS!!

DUE TO A GARBLED SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION WE ARE CURRENTLY OVERSTOCKED ON INTERGALACTIC PROTON POWERED ELECTRICAL TENTICLED ADVERTISING DROIDS AND WE'RE PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOOOOOOOOU!

(http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cLwDKLNl8lw)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# most excellent
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Cool but dated
A joke for a few years ago maybe? :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# :D heh heh!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Pigs might fly...

My first cartoon, yay!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# yay!
now I'm hungry!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# mmm bacony chicken
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# pork wings
so many possibilities
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# bacon eggs!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Chig!
I'm sure that's where Iceland get their 'chicken drummers' from
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Or maybe
Chork?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# He just wants her for the breast meat
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Hurray! for inter-species sex! Woo!


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Pfft! Love the hover bitch message!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# did DOTT work?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# more of this sort of thing!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# This is great
well done Dave, you strange man
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I approve of breakfast food sex
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# haha!
I thought that was going to be a bindun. Glad to see I'm not the only one who has considered the possibilities of pig-hen sex.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# On the contrary...
I spend most of my hours thinking about pig-hen sex, dog-cat sex, marmoset-stoat sex, goat-narwhal sex, bat-mongoose sex, platypus-octopus sex, dingo-kangaroo sex, sheep-duck sex, parakeet-wallaby sex, fox-leopard sex, tiger-lion sex (y'know, for making ligers), ibek-manatee sex, zebra-trout sex, hedgehog-porcupine sex, skunk-dungbeetle sex, eagle-mouse sex, boll weevil-anteater sex, and antelope-polar bear sex.

Excuse me, I'm off for a quick wank...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Damn you
/too long browsing pbf
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Gotta love it!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
needs more tits though
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# It has loads of tits
but they line its arse.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# tits 'n' arse?
woof!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# the possibilities really are endless
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# homogenisation of food groups!
SCIENCE!!!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Whore's..
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# so THAT's where they come from...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# If only it didn't look bluescreened to the point it's funny
I'd like this.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# AT-IT
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Pfft
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Good lord
I had no idea
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# You've ruined my childhood!
But it am woo!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# "....in the harsh...tundra...
..the AT-AT will consumate for approximately 6 hours. The actual courtship only lasts for 2 minutes, but due to the extreme cold they are frozen together in that position."

woo :D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Y E S !

b3ta needs more AT-AT's fucking!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)

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