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# 'Ning!
From the inbox of Prince:
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# *giggle* 'Morning dear'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Arf!
Made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Me too.
It reminds me of HappyToast's post about the Chris Langham post:

"The jury in the Chris Langham case was shown images found on his hard drive today. They were then arrested for looking at child porn."
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *excites*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# 'lo you
I realise it's late notice but fancy a lunchtime pint today?
I's in ur town, stalkin ur ex-loculs
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# No, I can't today . . .
I can't today . . .I'm holding the AGM of the three sexayest human beans (no I'm not one of them I'm just in the chair)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Oh! I'm supposed to be attending that!
Thanks for reminding me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# no gatecrashers!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Must've crossed his mind, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# 'You wll o log b abl to us
th ltts 'P' 'R' 'I' 'N' 'C' or 'E' i ay wbg.

comhsbl squggls a also bad.'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# :-)
"comhsbl" s amusgly... comhsbl!
should "wbg" b "wbag"?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# don't udstand ths ost.
t dos't mak ay sens.
(I helped save b3ta! alexturgid has no sig, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# The latest news made me chuckle
BBC news team in sly dig at their own impending redundancy?



unshopped, sorry :¬\
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Funny, mine's different
mine's different


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Ooofffff!
Fantasticle!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Yeah, well mine's changed now too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Mine's different again
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Well...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# The Puns....
They burn
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I considered doing exactly that
but thought it was beneath even me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# hahahaa!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Welcome to the bottom of the barrel
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# ooo
that scraping sound hurts my ears!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# 'lo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *bows*
hello my friend!
do you think you'll go to doctor whens bash in feb?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# With that line up...
i'd be a fool not too.

Woo hoo!

though I don't normally plan my life that far in advance
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# i don't but i need to save so i can get up there!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# yay!
*awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *quivers with excitment*
my bash cherry is going to be in tatters!
to nothing of the wifes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Is she joining you then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# yup.
we'll go up on friday and make a weekend of it.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Braw!
Snog Ivy for me I shan't be there C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I've been to buxton before...
it's very ... meh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# we went a mere three weeks ago


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Are you getting your bashes confused?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# no


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# ivy?
oh yeah!
can't, the missus would skin me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# well, get HER to snog Ivy!
get HER to snog Ivy!and take photos!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *salutes*
yes boss!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *winks*
say no more...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Woohoo!
And little 'un?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# nope!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# This is the B3ta Bash I've been waiting for!
Save for it being in Birmingham... but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# It's a long way...
what's with the frowning?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Well, the Derby bash was not even a month ago
I must have missed you there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# It was my birthday...
I was spending the weekend doing all the nice things Mrs. Doom had planned...

Awww... now I feel bad... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Pffft
I think this challenge should stay open ..... Forevar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# *rolls newspaper*
get 'ere!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# A brief 'ning
And one of these for Tan =]



As well as the obvious woo for JS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Oooo
Unexpected Pineapple!

Cheers mate!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# No problemo =D
I'm being made to get up and w*rk for my parents now.

Apparently sleeping my life away is a "waste of time"

*rolls eyes*

Anyway, spotted you were around and thought I'd say a quick hullo, but it's brekkie and w*rk time for me... TUTTAH!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Shit
They not heard of gap years?!!
Have a good one buddy!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Since it seams to be your birthday


Have a good'un
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Mmmmm cayke!!
Cheers mate!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# HIPPY BATHDAY
well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Thank you Prof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Stabbed by an anchor?
heh, woo and yay and a bit of houpla for good measure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# DROOGSTER!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)
# IVES-MEISTER!
Y'alright luv?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# yes boss!
hows the wedding plans going?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# They're not!
We're waiting till after crimbo now I think - it may be one of those long engagements while we save up the sheckles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Harrow!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Ealing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# eh-oh Dayve
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# You swine!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:13, archived)
# oo
er
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:13, archived)
# couldn't be any less amusing!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:14, archived)
# I quite like his radio 2 show but find I don't like to look at him
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:15, archived)
# *pokes in eyes*
everybody wins!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:16, archived)
# I was doing my laces up
that wasn't my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)
# *sniffs fingers*
curry last night?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)
# BALTI BALTI BALTI BALTI BALTI BALTI BALTI BALTI
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# it burns!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Dab some yoghurt on it
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# and then on your fingers, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# yikes
is that johnny burrell?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Hauntingly Beautiful

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Shopped pics only etc etc
'Ning all!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)
# *tightly hugs*
hello me lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)
# 'Ning ives
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)
# ningy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)
# 'Ning db
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning Mrs T!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'Ning Birthday Boy!
*birthday smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *smooshes back*
Thank you ma lady!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Always a pleasure, never a chore
Anything good planned?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I think we have a few friends coming over
Nowt big though, might go out the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Happy Buffday!
*gives bumps*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Oooo watch the bottle!
Thanks muchly!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# i haven't had my invite yet mate,
did you post 'em?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Umm
Yes, they're in the post!

You are still in Lapland aren't you?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# i just love snow.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# 'lo!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# 'Lo pzyzkzozzzozmzaztzizkz
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# 'ning-a-ling ding ding
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# 'Ning nang nong, cows go bong
:D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Nong-nang-ning, sheeps go ping
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# *covers prince songs using farm animals*
I didn't expect chickens to go "WHOOOOSH wah wah"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# more ning for this lady
she's an extra special friend of mine and a life long customer...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Ssssh, don't tell everyone!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# okay :(
WHO IS THIS WOMAN - I've never met her - get away mad bag lady, begone with you!

*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Yup, looks like a pig to me too!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)
# happy wailing naked covered in placenta day!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)
# haha!!
'ning purps!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)
# ning ivesbs
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Hehehe
Thank you sir!
Nice mental image!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)
# i did consider
happy shat into the servile putrid world day, but it seemed a bit negative
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *hugs*
tell ivesy whats wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# nothing will be wrong as long as prince and web sheriff dont get their way
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# happy birthday
you old git
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Ta'
Slightly younger, Old git!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# i always thought you were really young
but maybe I just assume that with all n00bs these days :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Yeah I do the same.
Sorry to disapoint :P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# well done on making it this far old man
have you discovered the secret truth yet that unlocks the mystery at the centre of your character's journey?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Hehehe
Yes but I've forgotten it all!

:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)
# *shivers*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *wraps in a blanket*
poor waspy
*stuffs hot water bottle down his top*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# the hot water bottle is nice
but why is your hand there?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I'm checking your temperature
nipple temperature is very telling, sut takes a long time to assess... after that the hand moves South
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# PRETEND BEWBZ!
*gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# still going...


oh, and Book 1 is still here and Book 2 is still here
If you are near St Albans you can also pick up a copy from the lovely Chaos City Comics
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:39, archived)
# what does that t shirt say?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:40, archived)
# box, squiggle, box, squiggle, box
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:42, archived)
# That's DISGUSTING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:44, archived)
# you should see what it says on the back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:46, archived)
# squiggle squiggle box box squiggle squiggle box?
*vomits at the thought*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!!!
i know ths is b3ta, but that is just... just...
*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Man,
YOU ADDED THE SQUIGGLE!

I am glad not to be in your shoes.

good night b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:00, archived)
# night night!
*tucks in*
*kisses forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)
# IT says
I iz crayzee woman crayzee!

EDIT: That sounds mush better if it's said in and exaggerated Italian accent.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:44, archived)
# bellisimo
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Hahahaha she had to have a bolloon didn't she!
'ningles all and toastie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:43, archived)
# :D
always makes me happy when people recognise them :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:44, archived)
# It is barbara Woodhouse isn't it?:P
A bash ain't a bash without Jude and her balloons!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Morning Mr Toast
'ning b3ta!

& Woo to the latest addition!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:43, archived)
# happy birthday there
welcome to the oldies club
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)
# happy birthday
and hola b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Hola
& thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)
# *cuts in half and counts rings*
I ended up having to go to a sodding fondue party for the 30th!
hippy bistros anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:48, archived)
# I still dont know what to do.
I suppose I'll just get wankered!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:54, archived)
# no you're 30
You need to go get your government regulation slippers, cardy and pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Hahaha
regulation slippers, cardy and pipe Chillum.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Happy Birthingtons Tan!
30 ai9n't that bad though... thing is now you just stop counting them.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Hehehe
I only just started counting last year, I suppose it's a good time to stop though.

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# HAPPY BIDET!
ninglingtons the b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:54, archived)
# 'ning Debs
& Thank you muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
# mornin' ta debbil
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:09, archived)
# what are you doing here!
you should be drinking already!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:00, archived)
# I will comence drinking shortly
Don't tell my bosses though.
*lets off smoke bomb, just incase they watching*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Happy boithday!
I was 30 in June. I found it to be a piece of piss.

Mainly 'cos I still look about 12.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Hehehe
The big Dirty Thirty Club!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:14, archived)
# \o/
WE ARE FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Happy bidet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Thank you
Belatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# thank you sexy boy
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

and the t-shirt has pictures of climbing equipment!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Another classic :) Crazyjude!!
Is the FoldsFive zombie in any of the books yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:10, archived)
# ...
I would like to know if the wildyles zombie is in any of them as well....but I'm too scared to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
#
I think we might be so far down the page now that our questions will go unnoticed.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
#
I think you may be right.... *sticks fingers up to everyone ^up there^*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I think both of you have already appeared, but I'm at work now so can't double check
I'll sort a page out with who's in which at some point
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
#
YAY! .....not sure why I'm still whispering
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
#
b3ta bottom-of-the-page repliers club
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
#
B3ta off the page repliers club
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
She am K-wee-hun of the blooons! Yay!

Acetastic Toasty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Crazy Jude!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# ^
lovely series
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Nice one toats
I luv u n ur drawinz
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I can see this compo taking a new direction
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:26, archived)
# What super thighs!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:27, archived)
# I see this as a good thing.
It's turned a fairly boring challenge into something with a lot of potential.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaaa!
sexy legs them ones!
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:31, archived)
# oops,
forgot to log out of the wifes account whilst making numbers for the bash in january.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:40, archived)
# He appears to be wearing tights.... well I can see the seams anyway ;)
Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# i think i should win the image challenge. edit: we should all sue the bastard for trying to infringe upon fair use works of art.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
no, not for this. for my other pic. why is it gone, you ask?

"This is to notify you that we have received notice that the following
material
posted by you via the Photobucket service is infringing:
i33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/Anal0gue/lovesexy.jpg
In response, we have removed such material from the Photobucket
service.
Such material will remain unavailable from the Photobucket service
unless you
provide us with a completed copy of the following Counter Notice to
Photobucket's Designated Copyright Agent:

1. Identification of the material that has been removed or to which
access
has been disabled on the Photobucket service and the location at which
the
material appeared before it was removed or access to it was disabled:

2. I hereby state under penalty of perjury that I have a good faith
belief
that the material was removed or disabled as a result of mistake or
misidentification of the material to be removed or disabled."

and some more legalese blather....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:11, archived)
# He's
getting even more beligerant. Brill :) I take it you saw the post Rob put up last night?

www.b3ta.com/board/7783272
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:15, archived)
# hadn't seen that, thanks.
glad to know i'm in good company - i emailed photobucket and explained to them the nature of fair use and parody and mentioned i've been in touch with my lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:19, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:20, archived)
# It's been going around
there's a Web Sheriff in town.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:15, archived)
# damned law goofs, they ought to be squashed.
and copyrights, while they have their uses, are nonsense in this arena.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:20, archived)
# just been catching up on all of this....
..Websheriff seem to be a bunch of oppertunistic moneygrabbing cunts, oops meant to type hounds, which scare random internet users into accepting they are at fault with copyright and grabbing teh money.

Do they see anyone profiting from this? No. Then get the fuck out of my kitchen thankyouvmuch.

PS he is a sex dwarf, the one banned from sharing a bed with Snow White.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:18, archived)
# The thing is,
i thought parody comes under fair use? Admittedly, the 'sign' thing he uses is likely a trademark, but come on, his face?
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:21, archived)
# you can come on his face.
he's not my type, i like humans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:22, archived)
# you do?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:23, archived)
# well, for sex.
not for socialising.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:24, archived)
# whoops
...
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:25, archived)
# parody is under fair use
so they can feck themselves :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:00, archived)
# thanks, jecs.
i'm awaiting photobucket's reply - dealing with websheriff would be futile.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:21, archived)
# Fuck all the Satans, and the horses they rode in on.
Then have all the baby jesuii BBQ'd over immolating budists.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:20, archived)
# if anyone has the right to complain about the image they removed...
...it's the poor fat drunk guy whose pic i used.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:23, archived)
# 'ning!
yeah, pb did that to me too

*fucks a satan*

I'm considering re-hosting all my images on one of my other accounts, but that would mean me actually having to do some w*rk in changing all the links everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:30, archived)
# work is hard your medicocre majesty
brief 'ning to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:33, archived)
# hahaha
love the new name there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:37, archived)
# cheers
but don't tell anyone, i don't want to be suedTM
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:40, archived)
# and here i have an unused domain just waiting to host my pics, if i can ever get someone do work up a quick thing for me.
fair use. parody. these are not complicated concepts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:34, archived)
# We all know the cunts responsible for this shite.
I urge ye all to vote for the new challenge (naturally I can expect this not to get in as it may have repercussions against this lovely place and we do not want to see it shut down, nor se it financially affected due to these arse clowns at WS)

But anyway....

VOTE HERE

WOO! YAY! FUCKING HOOPLA!!!

Prince is a whiny little cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:32, archived)
# i voted and left you a comment.
sheriff don't like it.
rock the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:37, archived)
# AHA!
Thanks mate,
you are the sexiest of all b3tans ever!

Normally I could not give a fuck if my suggestion gets in or not. But it would be nice to see a company that exploits super rich cunts by sending out a few wanky emails to people have to spend a bit of its own money for a change:)

naturally all posts I have mentioned this sort of shite in will be deleted if said compo makes it;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:41, archived)
# i'm in for whatever rob wants.
this is his house and we just play in it, so i'll let him decide what route to take. any uk-based lawyers who can advise should be in touch with him, i hope. do we have such among our 60k+ members?

i gazzed him to offer my support, hopefully he'll sidebar a thread dedicated to this so we can all track our options.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:45, archived)
# I'd assume he does have a lawyer,
I am a one man business and I talk to mine quite a bit.
It pays to be properly advised prior to making decisions.

On another note, we had to shut my wifes company today due to interest rate rises, fuel price increases (over the last year) causing a downturn in business. Place on top of that Centre management wanting to increase rent by 66% for the lease of the shop (not to mention the outgoings rate increases). We just lost 330k cash that we invested and on top of that get to pay a 280k mortgage that was taken out on her company for NOTHING!

THANK YOU STOCKLAND, YOU BUNCH OF NAZI CUNTS!!!

On the upside we do have antoher centre throwing money at us to come in (also at 1/2 rent), but I do not know if I can be fucked taking the risk by investing from my own business into it. Could be easier just to pay the fucking mortgage.

B3ta...
What do I do?

/rant over.

Edit: Please note that we are not rich cunts by any means at all. funny how business can set you up, then break you at the fucking kness without notice.

/goes back to drinking scotch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Dude, that sucks.
If you know it can work, I'd say go for it.

If it'll bankrupt you, I'd say don't go for it.

I imagine I've been really helpful with this advice. Sorry about that, but there isn't much advice I'm going to give out about major financial decisions.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:08, archived)
# It is a fucking hard choice.
I (personally) can see health food stores going the same way most small butcheries have over the last 15 years...

Being gobbled up by national supermarket chains offering the same roducts at lower prices due to their buying power.

2 years ago this same business was very profitable, but people seem to se it as an expendable luxury when it comes to the crunch. That and woolworths and priceline have the integrity required to sell the cheaper shit products with fuck all benifit at near our buying rate.

At the end of the day having integrity and being able to stand behind what you sell can have consequences. We would rather pay the money than be known to sell shit.

Edit: thanks for you kind words Gronk. It is sincerely appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:16, archived)
# Does Bron have any special concoctions?
Sell them to pharmaceutical companies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:27, archived)
# Or make up an energy drink.
Maybe move to flyers etc and cut out the retail costs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
I should have spent more time on the internet today.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:36, archived)
# i just got in myself, and have to get to bed soon.
shocking what one can see in the inbox just before sleep comes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:38, archived)
# I think we should print hard copies of all the banned pics and post them to Prince and Photobucket
Just in case they missed any
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:05, archived)
# I went to his myspace earlier today
just to find out that he is taking on no more new freinds.

Damn, could have had fun with that one:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Have a pea!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
*waits to get sued by creators of fictional character and shitty software developers*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 6:11, archived)
# ROFL!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
YOU DA MAAAN NIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 6:31, archived)
# oh well done :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 6:36, archived)
# Thank you madam.
*offers tea and biscuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:37, archived)
# that slag!
she's explored every nook and cranny of my vast corpulence.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:39, archived)
# I KNEW IT!!!!
THE INTERNET IS STORED WITHIN YOUR INTESTINAL TRACT!

/enjoys the elation that comes with suspicions confirmed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:04, archived)
#


They're back!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:44, archived)
# oh my!
Best one yet, possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:47, archived)
# Ahahaha. I love these.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:56, archived)
# oooopsy daisy!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 4:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 4:07, archived)
# Oops. Baby needs a trim.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 4:08, archived)
# :D
these make me larf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:30, archived)
# I will not be able to sleep now
thank you :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 4:07, archived)
# looks like
the nose is on back to front...

nice though
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:59, archived)
# eek!


Click for bigger (95KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 4:08, archived)
# That's got to be the unmistakeable beard of Kenny Rogers.
I think he has a patent on it, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 4:09, archived)
# You can't beat
a good, Swiss moustache.


(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 5:07, archived)
# Gah!!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 5:44, archived)
# hahahaha
it's so good
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:51, archived)
# was just lurking before I went to bed

and thought I'd have a go

what fun and Hi and g'night all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 6:19, archived)
# That
is about the scariest thing I've ever had appear as the first picture on here. Huuuuge!
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 6:56, archived)
# i
would
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:18, archived)
# MADDIE!!!
What have they done to you?!

Top stuff - nice winkage! :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:19, archived)
# i am lashté.
thaat is the fear
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)
# AArrff!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)
# Arf Arf Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 5:47, archived)
# strangely beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:51, archived)
# sonic youth!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:55, archived)
# Jameraquai loves teh Web Sheriff too you know!


( www.websheriff.com/websheriff/outlaws.htm )
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Actually Mr J
Nobody downloads your music because it's shite and nobody downloads your images because you're an ugly twat with no fashion sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)
# RAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:47, archived)
# AGAINST
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:47, archived)
# YOUR MUM
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:48, archived)
# 'S
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
# SUNDAY LUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
# FUCKING MEATLOAF AGAIN!?!!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
# No...
I tripped and it slid onto my penis...

/bad excuses blog
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:51, archived)
# NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO SERVE TO THE VICAR?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Tell him it's tartare sauce?
Or destroy his sense of reason with MIND BULLETS!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# YOU WILL BE EXCOMMUNICATED!
DIRTY LUNCH FUCKER...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Hehehe
Not just lunch - I'll fuck your cornflakes given a chance*! ;)

*May contain traces of fibs
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:07, archived)
# although
*Will contain traces of nuts"
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:27, archived)
# WEB SHERIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:48, archived)
# *RAGES*
*gets sued*
*sleeps with Ms. D. Sykes*
*feels dirty*
*commits suicide*

5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Have some Shameless Toap.
(HenryVIII, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:16, archived)
# oops
(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)
# someone explain all this sherrif shit to me plz.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:11, archived)
# there you go....
www.b3ta.com/board/7784137
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:13, archived)
# i cannot fathom what would possibly make someone want to make a career out of being a pretentious nazi peice of shit and cut down what could be art and fuck fuck fuck those cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:18, archived)
# I hope you voted for the challenge suggestion then!
I want to waste as much of their time possible.
Then hopefully they dont act, so we can then start to make it known that they wont even stand up for themselves, So how will they help others?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Just another round of the same old shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)
# THERE'S SOME LOVELY FILTH OVER HERE, DENNIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:42, archived)
# An old Semprini addict, like yourself, could not help but notice that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:46, archived)
# It's like this and like that and like that and like this.
 
RAPIST GLASSES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:44, archived)
# Why should ordinary people have rights?
They can't pay for them, can they?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 4:41, archived)
# I AM GOING TO SUE THE INTERNET FOR USING MY IMAGES.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 5:00, archived)
# WELL YOU SHOULD HELP WEB SHERIFF BECOME MORE POPULAR BY VOTING FOR MY IMAGE CHALLENGE SUGGESTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 6:00, archived)
# I can make cats hover he said.
And he could.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)
# What's impressive is that
he's also a chameleonman(tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)
# i thought that was an
orangutan for some reason:/.
(message long storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)
# "Hover, orangey sausage cat"
said he, and it was so.

Later, SkyBlueMan went home and scrubbed the tippex off his hand.

*gets SSG to write preface*
*publishes*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# BEHOLD THE POWER OF SNARN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:08, archived)
# And he could.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:29, archived)
# thank god its this time of night.
(message long storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Prince is the reincarnation of a warhammer marine?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)
# a
melted one.
(message long storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# How did you melt one of your marines?
You're not supposed to use matches when you're playing minatures battles, you know?

ps, please quit smoking now while it's a shitload easier than when you're 36 like I did...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:48, archived)
# its hard
enough just now:/
(message long storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Prince is Krang?
oh man, that explains everything.
(I helped save b3ta! svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:10, archived)
# Pocket Prince[tm]
Every wannabe lawyer should have one!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Marvellous!!
...oh it makes me angry just thinking about it.

*gnashes teeths*

EDIT: Ooops, forgot to say 'clicky'... *clicky*!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:13, archived)
# I want to upset them more.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)
# I think we should...
Hell hath no fury like... erm... B3tans and their CDCs. Or something.

Edit: I epect to see a bunch of pictures of unfortunate-looking women with name badges saying "Deborah Sykes" over the next week or so. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:16, archived)
# It was just a fairly run-of-the-mill compo until this happened
Now it's ACE! We're sticking it to the man, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Yeah!
POWUH TO TEH PEEEEEEEEEEP-UL!!

*demonstrates* ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)
# *clicky*
I vote for an entire website dedicated to the results of this image compo.

PRINCE IS A CUNT. WebSheriff are the decaying ooze that seeps from that cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)
# >.< !!!
Very graphic mental image you've given us there, Dave... Hehehe - very true!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Oh goody !
A target for spit balls . . . @ . . . @ . . . Q
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!"
Hehehehe, that's marvelous. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# for Shada.

meh.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)
# this is great
I like this

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)
# :D
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# tanks a lot...
but i can't draw feesh......or spell
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# you drew the universal method of drawing a feesh
that's good enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)
# great :D
fish are easy to draw

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)
# hehehe
thats one of my favorites
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# 'Ning madam!
Got into teh sexeh laydeez pants yet?

All them l33t pick up lines...
surely one must have worked?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)
# haven't been down yet...
going tonight...

^_- i'll let you know
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# pun intended?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:59, archived)
# I already know that you will suceed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# she will suck what?


*gotta change mind track*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Awww... kitteh is hungreh. :(
Top fluff right there! ^-^

[In knitting-related news: www.b3ta.com/links/Knitted_insanity - Eeeep! :S]
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)
# And in other news...
C_kick & Rob had THE INTERWEB SHERIFF around today!

Story can be found in my shameless promotion of my image challenge suggestion Here
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)
# *clickettyclicked*
Deborah Sykes of Web Sheriff - I'm guessing:

- 46 years old
- a spinster
- owns a lot of cats
- writes a letter to her local paper every week about the sorry state the world is in
- has never used a mirror to check out her own mimsy

... oh and
- has framed Prince posters throughout her home and is his biggest fan EVAR, but doesn't get that his lyrics are about sex


(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:59, archived)
# you forgot
- fat
- ginger
- man hater
(prince is clearly not a man)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Think I'll send her an enquiring email to check how many of the above points are correct! :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Awwww.
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:51, archived)
# FIIISH!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)
# KLAUS!
*KLICKS!*
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# zoidberg!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)
# aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# STOAT
Why weren't you playing COD today? You being there would've made it slightly less boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Sorry, Super Paper Mario happened.
Why was it boring? Still no baths?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Goddamn that Mario
always happening.

If you search "All that will happen is Mario" on Google you get a website I've never heard of which quotes me saying that. I think that's neat. For some reason.


Edit: It's boring because everyone seems to like Team Deathmatch game mode and hate all the other game modes, while I like all the other game modes but hate Deathmatch modes. It's just so dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# I've always found deathmatches on older CoDs
a lot less dull than the other modes (bar perhaps Behind Enemy Lines) simply because you don't spend half your time dead, spectating.
Certainly I could never stand Search and Destroy for more than thirty seconds.

I haven't tried CoD4's other modes yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Well, the game just fails then.
Mindlessly killing other players gets old too fast. It's just spawn, kill, die, repeat. I don't like it when there's no objectives to complete or control points to capture.

The times we played the bomb defending/diffusing modes I didn't even die. So I guess I didn't experience the boredom of spectator mode. Still, there actually being something to defend, plant or diffuse is better than just exchanging knife kills with Berk over and over :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# We usually end up with attack and defence anyway;
there's always some prime spot in a map that everyone's fighting for.
I've always been a bit shit at staying alive though. I got quite good at killing other folk in UO, but staying alive eluded me. I'd rather play a game than die in the first two minutes and go and make a drink to pass the time.

edit: I agree that variety is always a good thing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:31, archived)
# wooooooooo!
 
THAT IS A GOODCAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:09, archived)
# I'm sure that deep down


He just wants to be worshiped and obeyed without question
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I DO NOT WISH TO WORSHIP
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)
# me neither
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# How's that done ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# er what?
pensils/scanner/tehshop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Asking him how
he wants to be worshiped and obeyed ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)
# oh
sorry, I been awake too long

my guess is by doing what he demands and buying all his records

and sending him letters telling him how great he is :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Aah haa . . .
I was thinking along the lines of a voo doo doll . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)
# so, pins, instead of pinse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Yes . . . too bad about the copy right ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:03, archived)
# oh noes!
but you see, I can't do anything, because it's satire! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Tsk . . . tsk . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# sexy melon farmer
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)
# cor, sexy melons
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Warship him, shrilly!
Peeeeeeeeeeeewoooooooo! *crackle* -Fire at will- *crackle* KAAAABLAMOOOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)
# boatyprinse
sounds like a recipie for diaster
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)

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