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# somehow this is proof..
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# \o/
nicely
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this because it involves cutting thier heads off.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# would, would, would, would, would
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ^ this, ^ this, ^ this, ^ this, ^ this,
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# In any of the possible combinations
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# haha!
*sues*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I think it's you wearing it
woo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Chism!

I said "Chism".
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Sporty...
still would
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# gosh, look
they're all so grown up and sophisticated and not at all stale. I must buy their new LP
*believes*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# They're not releasing a new LP
they keep saying so in interviews
This is not about releasing new material...

*New album out week before christmas*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I believe everything
I believe you, I believe them, I just generally believe
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I seem
to remember Viz once gave away a cut out and assemble Spice Girls wanking helmet - which had a similar head rotation system.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# was it any good?
How many did you get out of it before wear and tear took its toll?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# It was incredible
and it still works.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# smashing
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Yes, but what exactly does it prove?
;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# pfffft
use your brain


it proves that girl power is now harnassed to create bionic women
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Monster Spice looks like she's half dresses to go to work
and needs to iron her blouse.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# itv1 afternoon news
is it me or the lady, wearing that penis jacket again?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I think it's you wearing it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *weees*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Dirty girl!
Though it's legal to do in the street if you're pregnant.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Legal to do it wherever you like if you're pregnant
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Really?
*gets pregnant*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I'm sre I read
that legally you're allowed to wee on your own driver's side car wheel

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# or a kidney problem
maybe not true, but it better damn be
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
#
Into a policeman's helmet. Apparently.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ivt1
the lady newsreader
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# you! cockhead!
penis jacket!

your mum!

prince!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I think it's you wearing it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I can only see one cock...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I think it's you wearing it


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I think it's you wearing it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# not me wearing it
i am in my birthday suit..
looking at the net :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# And at the lady in the penis suit on ITV.


Probably getting off on it too. Make sure the postman can't see in through the window.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# you! cockererehead!
penis jacket!

your nan!

prince!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Words?
But no picture. You could at least do Prince.

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I think it's you wearing it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# GRRRR
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# nice axe wound..
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Thanks, I just had it stuffed . . .
I just had it stuffed . . .

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I like it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Seems that many a chopper has cleft that axe wound
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# that's no lady, that's Prince

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# penis jacket your mum
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I think it's you wearing it.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# PAI or GTFO!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I think it's you wearing it

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# this fills me with giggles
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Haha!
She looks like the youngest girl from the recent crappy remake of The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# THAT IS FANTASTIC
I laughed for aages
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I don't know what the hell this is about, but I it's you wearing it

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
#


*edit* blatantly ripping off c_kick, but in a homagey kind of way
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Love it!
* Anvil head

PS Noon All
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Bloody ewoks
Woo!
Mind if I slip this in here? Not worth own thread...

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# heheh
really had to search for what you'd done

top shop

when's the new series on?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# jan or feb
did you see BSG:Razor?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# nooo
what is this you speak of?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Took people a lot longer with
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# wonder if it'll come to air on Sky One?
looks good
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# lol Barstuck ;)

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Is that the chap from Ugly Betty?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hehehe :)

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Heh heh, good thing to come back to!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Heh!
Ace.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# cor!
nice one!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hahahaaha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# He he he
nice kicking action!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Brilliant!
Woo!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha!
that's aceness right there.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
nicely ;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# That's totally woosome!
woo, click and save :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
#

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Huzzah!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# ^ This

* whateverthatmeans
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# ^this
with highly polished brass knobs on
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# EEEK!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# yaaay! :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Aha!
I was right!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# they're going to bring him back
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# nnnoooooooooooooo

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# No they're not.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# shut it you!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ha! I know what's gonna happen!
*whispers to person sitting nextby*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Not even a little bit?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# oooh I like this
grimoires make me moist
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Grimoires and beards, eh?
eh?Oi! Everyone!! DEBS SHAGGED GANDALF!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I wish
he's a bit of a goody-goody though really
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Staff discount?


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Arrrgggghhh!
Not the Necrotelidenzioncomnicon!?


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Klaatu barada nikto
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Are those penguins?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Denziens


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Ah. I was going to point out the missing beaks.
He would have had to have added them on.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# You only asking
so you can COPY HIS STYLE.

COPYCAT COPYCAT
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Oh noes. You see through my deceptions.


*hangs head in shame*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# *slap* ^
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# he should sell them as collectibles to b3tans
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Smashing =]
Just secretly put an unpronouncable love symbol somewhere in it and you'll have a goldmine on your hands.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# *gasps*
is pippin going to be the next KING OF THE DENIZENS?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# did your mum let you watch Lord of the Rings again, young man?
*readies big wooden ruler*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# argh!!
GANDALF* help me!


*dave
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# calm down, I was planning to spank yer maw

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# You'll have a job
she's bumming around Famp. looking for coffee and waiting . . .


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# maw: noun
1 the jaws, throat or stomach of a voracious animal.
2 facetious a greedy person's stomach.
3 something that seems to swallow things up insatiably.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# er ... Gandfalf's busy
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# You sir
are too damn talented by far.

By FAR I tells ya!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# that is
great
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Cripes!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Is there, perhaps
even the vaguest possibility of you turning the middle panel into a wallpaper?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
#
This do?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# woo :D
ta!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# woo!
yay!

*clicky*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Woo!
Though eirily reminiscent of the portal "cake" room.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I'd like to see him try to censor this.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Braw!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# he'll be coming for you now....
RUN!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Hang on just a gosh darned minute
If we put a black line across his eyes, surely there is no way he can actually PROVE it's him.

It could easily be a lookalike..

And in this case, it isn't actually a photo, so, any representation is merely inferred..

Right? =S

AND HELLO =]

And of course, woo =]
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# it's hosted on photobucket
so I'll bet they will ;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# :D :D

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# This ^
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# lovely flashdance.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hello Squiddles!
Y'know what you've done don't you!? You've only gone and posted a Woo!some anim! Woo!

Oh! and TLH saw you Wesley Snipes song and cocking LURVED it! \\o/


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Cheers Dave
Give my regards to your good lady wife.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I will!
I really will!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Blame Heffrey... he started it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Love me or hate me, all I want is a little recognition in life...
Woo to you sir!

You obviously spent as much time as I did on mine!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# yours looked far more effort than mine
i spent most of the time font matching
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# It only looked like more effort because it was done in mspaint.
Yours just looks better.

/mutual admiration blog
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# DAMN YOU HEFF!!!
=D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
#
=D indeed!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# yay
I like that kermit source

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# TWOOOOO weeks!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# TWOOOOO weeks!

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# What happened to Pastor of Muppets?
actually it looks like he wasn't as much of a regular as I remember.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# beep
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha!!
this place must give you grey hairs rob!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# prince will not grey my ginger power
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# although us ginger haired heroes don't go grey do we.
it just goes a sort dirty colour...
bugger, no distingushed greyness!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# not even
the pubes?

I have grey pubes now :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# especially not my balls
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# waxed eh?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Singed
Probably
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# next stop Channel 4 News
wahey!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# yay
this is wonderful.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# lolfest
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
i was just thinking something very similar.

have a hearty WOO!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# woo hoo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Ha!
"The images, which are hosted on a related website called b3tards.com, feature likenesses of Prince designed to amuse and poke fun at the artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince."

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# YAY!
I feel it is necessary to repeat this
 
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# haha :D
interesting that the 'websheriff' got someone else to produce their website, probably threatened to sue them if they didn’t make it for free!

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# /reads web sheriff site
what a bunch of self righteous arseholes.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# but they believe, man
they BELIEVE
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# they believe in making sack loads of cash
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# belief is immaterial
proof is all that matters.

/SCIENCE!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# It's bad,
but the worst bit is that they will protect "your" domains. So if someone else is using a domain which you, as a large corporation, quite fancy, then you can get them to threaten the domain owner with legal threats until they "give it back" to you and probably get them to pay your legal costs too.
They cite elvispresely.com as an example. For a start, Elvis is dead. Elvis is also just a name. What if Elvis Presely of 23 Ocean View, Bournemouth registered that domain?
It just shows that large businesses and companies like Web Sheriff just don't understand the internet at all.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# This is shaping up nicely
They took their blimmin' time though. Don't worry Rob, we'll send you food parcels in prison.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha
with cookies!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Please send me a set of these...

* Emmm Cookies
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# nice
a successful week all-in-all
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Injuctive relief?
Don't mind if I do.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# mind the piss
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Best birthday present ever!
Let him fucking try it!

:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I offer 'injunctive relief' for £15
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Marvellous
Isn't there a "fair usage for purposes of satire or criticism" rule in this country?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Pfffft.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# sounds a pretty vague sort of threat
you should ask them for specific images, just to get the headline "prince objects to images depicting him having anal sex with george washington with a turd coming out of his mouth"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hehe
what a load of badness :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
i like your thinking.
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha! :)

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# excellent!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# heh
he never complained about mine

I thought it was a good likeness
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# they only seem bothered about the one's on B3tards...
but mine seemed to escpae too...

EDIT:
I lie... they disapproved of one of the b3tard hosted ones, but not the others... strange
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# this is on b3tards
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# and yet, mine was on their list
mine was on their listMine

EDIT: Ahhhh! Just b3tards then . . .


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# yours really crossed a boundary, dave
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I like this
because I think you're calling Prince a cunt
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# That's just one of the reasons
I like it

Woo!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
BRAW!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Hello Prunes!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hello, David.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Excuse me while I dare the other copyright darlings...
It was either this or 'Helvetica'

So sue me.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Helvetica
Monsters of sans-serif rock
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
ace!
*sues*
'ning heffster!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# 'allo, boy!
How's life?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# life?
don't talk to me about life...
i'm so depressed...

=D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# woo
This is exploding my brain. I keep trying to find other typographical puns in the names of bands.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Uh oh.
It's just a matter of time, if DTH is around...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hee hee!
I chuckled at that'un!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# pfffff
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# NEVAR!
*shakes fist*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# NEVER!
jesus christ, look at that abortion of a serif on teh capital C.

My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Here is the news:


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# clicks
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *cleek*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hahah!
It reminds me of Anchorman, but funny.

*clicks*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# aw
i found it HILARIOUS
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# "an absolute hoot"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# "a fun-filled riot"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# "a laughter marathon"
among others.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# "A veritable deluge of hot piss"
New York Times
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *****
"Wonderfully Silly"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# "like the news on crack!"

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# "Steve Carrel saves it from mediocrity"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Its like killing a child in Portugal and getting away with it...
The Sun
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# haha
classic
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# haha
clicks
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Happy burfday btw
I'd give you some cayke but XLVII and co scoffed it all this morning :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# heh! :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# wait one second
he's the itv news reader
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wheeeee!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha!!
*clicks*
TJ: we just had our first helicopter land on the roof pad to test it!
with a helicopter half the size of the one we're getting...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# la dee da
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# it'll probably collapse when our proper helicopter lands on it in an emergency..
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# genius
are they going to test it with gradually larger and larger choppers?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# they want me up there in minute...
*unzips*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Pfft...

* It looks like a chopper, only smaller
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *clips round ear*
*puts it away*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Pfft...

* Removes rib
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Do you work in a hospital
or on an oil rig?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# 'ospital, innit.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I went to a hospital once
I didn't like it.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# probably because you was such a horrid patient.
;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# are you the A-Team
or something?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# shhh
don't tell everyone..
do you have a problem?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# yes
My boss is a cunt. Can you blow up his office?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# just let me finish wiring up my bosses office...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I need someone to repeatedly miss their target when shooting
call me at Stormtroopers Inc., Coruscant
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *imagines...*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha!!
isn't the actual view from the QA helipad?!
ARE YOU STALKING ME?!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Shhh...
I'm stalking Ives...

...

Damn.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# where did you find the picture?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Oh, it actually *is* your pad!?!
Er... I just googled 'Helicopter pad' or something similar.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# it might not be...
but the view looks familar..
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
#
Here's the link to the image.

It's in Canada.

"Hamilton General Hospital relocates Helicopter landing to rooftop"

Obviously decided the basement wasn't working out...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ahhh
looks a bit like portsmouth.
poor, poor bastards.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# It's a little known fact that
every time you visit Canada, all the airline does is fly in circles for a bit, then lands just outside Portsmouth.

With the money they make on this scam they pay everyone in Portsmouth to speak with an American accent.

This explains why 'Canadian' accents sound so similar to 'American' accents, but not quite...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# A thought occurs...
...there are several Portsmouths...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE PORTSMOUTH!!
thank god...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# yes, it's totally reasonable to test a structure's stability by using half the force it's supposed to sustain...

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# thats what i thought.....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
#
I would hope that they would be comfortable with their design, rather than having to test it once it's already up!

"No good lads; looks like it's going to have to come down again."
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# the ramp to wheel beds down to the lift was an after-thought.....
they are complete twats here.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ha!
EDIT: Where are you, so I know where not to fall-ill-within-flying-distance-of?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# i'm not telling!
it's part of the fun!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I'm going with not-Canada.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
"if they can't walk, what are they doing up here??"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I just like the part where she's calling out my name at the end.
I feel special now.


y'know - 'short bus' special.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hahahaha this wins all of teh interenets
*awards*



(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahaaa!

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# when all else fails... shop a cat
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# bless!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# haha
drunk women are the win at christmas
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ... your honour
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# remember, it's not rape if you hold mistletoe over her
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# * writes note to himself

Are you sure that would that stand up in court?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# PS.

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y !
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# T H A N K Y O U
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# With a bit of help ...
Legal Aid Pills

Anything will stand up in court ...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
#
Pffft.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# soooooooooo cute

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# too much
catnip.
or possibly whittard's specially designed cat nip teabags, at £5 for four mouse-shaped catnip bags, they're the ideal present for feline friends this yule time.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# it's a good pic too,
by the way.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# do cats drink tea?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# this is the best part!
combine it with their drinking water to form a lovely 'spiked punch' style treat, OR they can play with them, rip them apart and devour the catnip goodness!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Yiffage!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# $23m?! I don't see what the fuss is about.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I do...

* barfs
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# bargain
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Hello Sailor...

*Apologies to all REAL Sailors*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# why am I looking at a picture of your oversized cunt?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Could you link it please?

You don't know the amount of monitors I've broken from punching his image. :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Is it three?
I bet it's three
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# No, it's three.


Oh, wait..       Yes, it's three.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# nice,
there was great fp about four years ago with 'Norton Anti-Virus' written on a condom.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hello!
*squeezy hugs*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I hear it still leaves some backdoors open to abuse.
*is sorry*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Pffft
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *slap* :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Ouch!
*swells*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Must be one of those new breeds
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I have a horrible image in my head
of a man in bed next to that cat with his hands behind his head and a fag in his mouth
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Softly weeping..?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# yay for animals smoking in bed!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
*reply clicks*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Awaits web sheriff


and seams police
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Forg!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Kiss it and it will become a....erm.....nevermind
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Kiss it
and your lips would first sue you, then self-destruct.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Profoundly in Love with Pandora
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Oh yes.
Oh yes. Clicktastic.

Pandora is a dirty slut and loves it.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha!!
took me while..
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# me too, too long
woopic:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *wedgies*
*relurks*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# argh!
get off my man-thong!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Oh boy!
*spangs*

:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# "Profoundly in Love with Pandora", I remember the tune now
thanks, that's another tune to drive me mad
*hums tune to "I dream of genie" to combat it*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# arf!

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# microsoft excel mermaid

pictorum

sixteen sheets of joy
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# acers!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# woo
good superman posture also
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ace!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Would
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# fan bloody tastic!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Lovely!
EDIT: Hurrah! Quickest FP ever..!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# surprise surprise
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# SURPRISE!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
When are we going to see a 'Brocolli' (sp?) t-shirt?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# nevah! don't think it'd work on a tee
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# That
is a first-class shame.
:-(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# note the guy second from the left
who faints at the end :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# class
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# FPd already
Good on you.

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# whoopee,
i better whore my gallery...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# moisture is the essence of wetness
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# wetness is the essence of beauty
definitely in my top two films.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Is rather luverly!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# That's ace!
& congrats!

WOO YAY!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Hey you!
Save some space on the front page for me.


I like your website. How much do you want for it?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# one signed photo of prince.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# clever
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Woo!
That musta taken a while.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# That is all kids of lully
...and congrats on your fp!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# bootiful
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Reminds me of
Some atari game. Pitfall I think. But that was on land so that doesn't work.

This is great btw
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# was it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Yeah!
I think my brain tubes are getting caked up.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# fantastic
I wish my accounts looked like that
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# great stuff :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# well done!
brilliant work
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Her Majesty the Queen: Prince Freddy...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# to: [email protected]
Dear sir/madmane

I am walking into town later, to pick up some photo prints. How should I phrase this request, so as not to be sued by some tiny purple twat?

Yours sincerely
Mr The Neville
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# to: Mr The Nevillington
How are you? I hope you are well, on this piece of paper I am e-mailing you is the correct terminology, oh wait the paper is on fire, it seems the disk drive cannot transfer paper.. I'm taking this in my stride really, I am, now my thigh is ablaze and I...

[message end]

if you've received this cry for help and you are not the earlier mentioned person or organisation please delete it

WebSheriff.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I am well!
Although the state of wellness has been patented by IBM and Ben & Jerry's, so I cannot feel that way without some form of infringement.

I feel WELL! Hahaha! What are you going to do about it, scary vulture lawyers?

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Which reminds me ..
What about all the disney films where they featured those royal sons in them ...

"Some day my royal son will come"

Doesn't have the same ring ..

Can you spot the joke that made me link it .. can ya? can ya? Snow white, 2 week holiday in some far flung exoctic place, sat crying as she's no pictures to remind her of it, Dwarfs come and ask what's up, she cried out "Some day my prints will come" ..

I'm sorry..

I'm really sorry ..

Don't hurt me for the bad jokes ..
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *sues royals*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I don't know why...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# That reminds me of Gladys!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Gladys?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ivor_the_engine's Gladys the sheep
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Ha ha!
Obviously subconscious...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# it's been a while since he's made one :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Indeed
Where is Ivor when you want him
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# baa
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I never said it was original!
Damn my lack of hummus.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I know why...
...because it's lovely.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# is he lookin' at me bird?!
i'll 'ave 'im!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I don't think he's sinister enough for that
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# shhh!!
i'm trying to look like a big man!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Oh, right...
yes... I reckon you should take this outside.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Woo
* clicks
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# SPONGKITTENS!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# The Iranian Dance Competition has not started well ...


Edit - Clickee for bigeee

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# dehydrate them..
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# *confused*
It's within guidelines - link to a bigger one if you have it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Not within Web Sherrif guidelines though.
It's subversive and violates copyright!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# You could just make them smaller?
/unhelpful blog

Scanlines are good, if you create a new layer and add a single pixel black line every other line this shold bring the file size down. also flatten as many layers as possible
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Et voila!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Thanks
I'll try this
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# reduce the color depth 256 or 128 colours
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

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