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good evening :)

/oils socket

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

Gorgeous gorgeous!

And wonderful wonderful, too.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

Mad twitchy robo-neuro-science!

Woo!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

YAYYY!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

That's lully!

I like the way that if you look at the centre your periphiral vision catches the movement :)

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Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

it kept freaking me out

doing that when I was making it. I had to destroy the blueprints.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

Cthullu!

;)

*Edit* FP material IMHO.

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Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

How lovely. And odd.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

happy SPORES!

/swoons

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

Prettiful!

I'm sure that one of them is watxhing me though (the very dark one on the right)

(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

you chose

wisely.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

Is it animated?

I haven't slept for two days.. So I could be imagining it.

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

only slightly

but yes :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

Good

It's making me go crazy...

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

Dear lord, great joy

I adore this

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

/waves hello

/goes back to watching the original Hitchhicker's Guide TV show.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

Is that an orb?

_{Nope. Just dust as always.}

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Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

would !

*clicks*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

Ta :)

I wasn't entirely happy with this but decided to post it anyways.

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Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

tis good.

i've tried doing about 4 different animations tonight and just given up because i can never get them bloody right.
what do you use to do them ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

I use AnimationShop3

I've got ImageReady but I'm used to the former and so I prefer that.

If you want any help on those anims I'm no expert but I'll help if I can.

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Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

yay for animationshop !

it's shit but so much easier than bloody iamgeready..in a shit sort of way.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

Agreed :)

Crusty, but it does the job, and without fuss.

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Monty Propps, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

haha

needs more CDC

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

Awesomeness!

That's just made my night!

And gives me an opportunity to reap this host...

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

apparently he is on the new Alan Carr series, being possessed by the spirit of James Brown

I hope the old fat goths who bought the series DVDs of most Haunted are watching :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

'old fat goths' instantly reminds me of the Cure, the Breakfast Club, , and where I get my lunch everyday in Camden

The image is somewhat altogether more grim..

Bronski Beat?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

haha

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

That is fantastic

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

Beautiful :)

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

I see a nipple!

Very nice though. :)

The whole thing, not just the nipple...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

*titters* you said nipple *titters some more*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

*giggles*

You said "titters"

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

I love that word...

I like just saying it over and over.

Not in public though. I've learned my lesson...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

tis a good word. i also like saying cunt way too much.

often in public...i'm not very ladylike.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

heee

cunt is a fab word

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

and when put with "you fackin'" it becomes so much better

YOU FACKIN' CUNT

*quivers with joy*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

Are you a Southerner?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

yes. and i've listend to far too much derek & clive.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

you ever seen inside Joan Crawford's cunt?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

oh if you insist....

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

hahahahah

that's ace that is

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

it was all i could think of for the map compo.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

I'm totally ris-ing at this!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

*tuts*

www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/come_again_05.htm

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

Ahh right.

It's a fair few years since I heard D & C!
I was but a young lad!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

a young lady ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

I've never been a young lady!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

you'ven ever been in a young lady ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

Not recently,

at my age young is too far away!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

awww !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

also my wife wouldn't approve!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

small detail !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

Crawfie?

The Queen Mother's nanny?
(My favourite LP ever, after 'Astral Weeks'. How I yearn to go on Desert Island Discs...)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

astral weeks !!!! nooo ! evil !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

You'll succumb.

A time'll come when you hear part of it and it'll just zap ya.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

also muttered gently under your breath so it's just audible to everyone who needs to hear it

'oh you cunt'

like that

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

you really knock them out don't you...

and there always brilliant.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

Are you saying he wanks over naked ladies?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

i might ? do you ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

it's more fun when it goes all over their clothes

although the court disagreed with me on that

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

hahahaha. nothing would annoy me more than someone spunking on my clothing.

gross story, but my first boyfriend had a hat he'd wanked all over and i found it under his bed and it was all crispy and well gross.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

*nothing*? nothing at *all*?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

well in the hair would be worse probably.

or the eyes..gotta try and dodge it..like a bullet !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

A hat? =/

Takes all kinds to make a world, I suppose...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

and there was some old fish and chips under his bed..

that was probably more gorss than the wank hat.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

Aw no!

That's horrible...

I take it you dumped him, right?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

oh yes. he was a bit confused anyway

either gay or a tranny. i was young and naive then.
that said the next boyfriend weren't much better.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

Haha

Please, do go on. :p

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

well the next was called "Angel" (i refused to call him that)

and he had been banged up for glassing someone in the face..he claimed they tried to rape him or something..he was on propation when i met him.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

Bloody hell.

You really know how to pick 'em, huh?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

oh yes !

but it's all quieted down now...back to single life.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

Me too...

Have been for a long time though tbh...

I'm just not "Boyfriend material" I guess. :p

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

awww

i'm probably the worse girlfriend anyone could have..hence the string of crap boyfriend

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

Ahaha

aww...

Single life's the best anyway. You have more free time and you can do what you like...

Anyway, I'm off for the night. G'night. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

niggght !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

All the time...

well not all the time, ^my_typing^wou_{ld ^b_{e all over the place}}

That was hard work! all the sup 'n' subs

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

you must learn the art of the one hand !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7996171

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

True, true

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

Areola!

BTW, I thought up a love poem for Valentine's Day on my way home this evening.

Roses come in shades of night,
Lilies, white as snow,
If I buy you dinner, might
You be my fave emo?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

Haha!

Reminded me of when I was in high school.

Being the immature twunt* I was, I decided to highlight naughty words in the dictionary. In my maths class for some reason.

Mr. Assbandit noticed, took it out of my hands and asked me to tell the class what an Areola is

Fucking twat.

*still may be one

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

hahaha. it was cdc in the science books in my class

and we never got caught. mwuahaha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

Heh

I randomly draw cdcs all over the college.

With the obligatory magenta gel pen.

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

oo magenta gel pen.. nice touch.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

Amazing

As per fucking usual

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

Lalalalala

swanning about in the nude.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

Her perhaps but not me

it's vere cold here.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

lovely

withered arm?

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

Nice of you to offer

but no :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

somebody better bloody have some

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

OY! OY! OY!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

HAPPY STRALIA DAY ONE AND ALL

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

HOORAY!

You guys have a bash this weekend I think?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

me being a pom in london

i'll be getting drunk on my own

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

same as usual then :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

TA COBBER!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

Crap!*

*I bored of saying how bloody good your stuff is, so have an alternative reply.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

i was almost going to say a similar thing

bloody talented bastard ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

Lovely!

I like the colours. *Click*

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Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

Ace stuff

as is all your work along these lines

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

Two for the price of one...

...but they are cheap and nasty.

(AdrianJ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

quick+dirty

but i felt obliged to share my suspicions
They just had that other runway lit!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

*looks for them*

*finds them*

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

Oh Hai Gai!

Not seen you for ages!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

Misread the blueprints...

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

Make her go away!

she shames us all!

(woo!)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

woo!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

nice one nigel!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

^this

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

This is good...

...and with L Plates, too! Good on yer!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

Thank oo!

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

Hahhaha

TO BEYOND!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

Google need to update this one

There's a certain jet that stopped flying some time ago on the runway...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

ish

his second name is docking though.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Hahaha he looks like my dad!

What's the original?

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

lol about that

some man called something docking, but i dont want to type in docking.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

Hahaha!

But don't type "lol" on b3ta.
It will hurt, trust me.

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

oooooo

ok!

call of poopy.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

I found the original.

Everything above the mouth looks JUST like my dad.

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

*bashes head in with a large heavy object*

lolnazi

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

HEY ITS THAT GUY FROM THAT TV SHOW ABOUT THE CRAYONS

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

oddly odd :)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

That IS Clan Soul's dad

Shopped only please

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hellopes.

www.mrpineapple.co.uk/balloonkitties/

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

Oh noes!

*approaches with plasters and savlon*

edit: Oh, i see - he's a Sweeney Todd kitty. I haven't seen it yet, so it took me a moment to realise.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

Your webcomic is fantastic!

I especially liked the one with bloke talking in binary. It's wonderfull.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

w00t!

Thank yoooooooou! It's good to have feedback from peoples who don't know me and therefore aren't afraid I'll set the giant penguin on them.

The binary is ASCII - I was proud of myself for finding a converter.

I like you.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

I'm not sure what ASCII is but I liked it!

I especially liked that he thought in html tags. And the rabbit ones were good too.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

American Standard Code for Information Interchange

Wow.. I learnded something from Jewhat

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Oh ok.

Nerdy stuff then? Also what's Jewhat? Kippah?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

Nerdy *nods*

Jewhat is our affectionate nickname for Roy Wickenden who appears to be wearing a kippah when it is in fact a patch of darker hair on his otherwise grey head.

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

And where do I find this Roy Wickendon?

On the internets?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

Who

is Roy Wickenden? I tried Google but no luck.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

He was one of my teachers.

We sort of got him kicked out of the college.

There were videos of him on youtube. This is where his alias "Jewhat" was formed.

But the college found out and threatened my friend with suspension if he didn't take it down.

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

Basically

binary code translates into a character (letter, number, punctuation etc.) So that string of binary translates into "good, thanks!" Which is why he says that it is English...

Sorry, I'm being a personal-webcomic-bore!

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

It's a bit more complicated than that

complicated can be read as boring...

EDIT: But you did say basically.. So I let you off.

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

Explain to me these extra complications.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

I'm scared I'll get it wrong...

So here's the Wikipedia article.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

I teach - habits are hard to break!

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

Don't be daft.

I asked a question. Thanks :D

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

He's not hurt =]

He would pop if he pokes himself though..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

!!!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

Aaaarrgghh!

This is why girls shouldn't be allowed on tinternet. We see sad things that make us cry.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

Don't be sad =[

Have a hug!

Don't squeeze him too hard though, he might pop =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

YOU PSOTED MY FAVOURITE

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Shada, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

OMG WKD =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

He is just BEGGING to have something unpleasant in magenta crudely 'shopped onto his unguarded 'lower abdomen' area.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

NOT MAGENTA

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

You're *not* allowed on the internet.

Didn't you see the sign on the way in?

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frunt It's been a while..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

OH SHIT, A GIRL?!

WHERE?!

*panders*

Yay, pandas! =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

This sign?

I want a fortress like that!

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

Hahah

I'M HERE!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

YESSSSS!!!

You're a good internet person though, so you can stay.

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

^.^

Yay!!!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

You'd better cheer!
:D

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

*jumps on KK*

Stabby rip stab stab!

Disclaimer: No emos were hurt in the making of this post

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

Oh no.

Internet shank.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

This is one eBay auction

you might bid on because you thought it was funny when you were drunk.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

Shit.

I missed that. I must have been doing my makeup at the time or checking for scuff marks on my high heels.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

Gah! Femininity!

*hides*

*peeps*

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frunt It's been a while..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

It was good then?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

'twas! =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

I can't belive it's an 18.

Was it deserving?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

I don't know really.

It's not overly gory, but it would be considered so for a 15 I think.

It's not undeserving, I'd say that much.

The times when the corpses drop seem quite graphic though =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

I can't wait to see.

No money at the moment though. :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

Yay! :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

Has balloon kitty tired of it's inflatable fluffy existence?

:) Must dash

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

I love these.

I don't think I've mentioned that before.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

Thanks =]

Nice to know it's not just entertaining me, but other people as well =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

Oh noes

Blood!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

Don't worry, it's not his =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

Fantastic, I love these. :)

Hopefully going to see this tomorrow.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

Well worth it

The special effects in the UFO abduction scene are awesome.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

I love it!

*saves and sets as display pic on msn*

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

*loves*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

*is lovesed*

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Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

Reminds me of my cat sperm

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

AWESOME =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

Love it!

Wasn't it a great movie?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

It really was =]

Apparently, the American release had 20 minutes cut from it.

You, missy, got owned.

You probably missed all the brain spatter or something, no idea what they cut.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

Really!

Damn it. No fair.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

Clash of the generations..

Could this work?.. prolly not

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mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

dah dah dah wouldn't have to work hard if i was a wealthy man...

Jetpac for the 360 fucking rocks tho.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

POKE 35899, 0

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

Don't fall off the edge...

you'll die forever!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

plummet.......*BLINK*

plummet.......
*BLINK*
plummet.......
*BLINK*
plummet.......
*BLINK*
plummet.......
*BLINK*
plummet.......
*BLINK*
plummet.......
*BLINK*
plummet.......
*BLINK*
plummet.......
*BLINK*
plummet.......
*BLINK*
plummet.......
*BLINK*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

Would it be 3d?

2d into 3d doesn't seem to work right.
Miner willy should be flat.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

2d?..

what is this ancient witchcraft you speak of?

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mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

Moving from left to right

instead of moving forward and round.

I'm nearly 36 you know!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

No!..

it did not happen.

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mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

We used to bunk off school to rush to someone's house to play that game

back in the 80's

Christ, the ZX Spectrum seemed AMAZING

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

~~seemed~~ is

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

It was!!!

Although you could fit several on a modern day floppy,and prolly thousands on a dvd!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

I have a CD with emus of all Speccy OS's

With 4000+ games.

Most could be run on my phone today.

Gotta love progress.

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mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

I do too.

Now I have to have a play!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

Don't get me started!

Oh. You just have.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

I have decided to play jet-pac .

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Splendid game.

Still enjoyable!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

That reminds me of this, from ages ago

www.monkeon.co.uk/swearadventure/

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

Heh!

One game I had used to actually RESET THE COMPUTER if you swore.
In the days of tape loading, this was fucking unforgiveable.
*RESETS*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

hah! Bet you didn't do it again though!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

True.

I taped over it with a copy of 'Travel With Trashman'.
Which was shit, but at least better.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)

More interesting is the maximum frame rate running it on my laptop

6000+ FPS.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

Saying hi to the board

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

Oh...

...Hai!

(hotrodzombie, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

KEEP ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

Hell-.. corduroy?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

Course not!

Stripy tweed.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

I own a pair of corduroy trousers somewhere, should I feel bad?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

Not if you have a toy tractor,

because then you can pretend to plough.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

oh hai

new person!

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

no one nose

hello

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

hello sir!

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

hello

*dons pandering wellies

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

you're really getting stuck into this pandering lark.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

i'm hoping to up my sexy results

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

haha and how well has it been going ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

lets just say my son was 3 in november and i'm sure he is mine

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

hahaha. well once in just over 3 years is pretty good.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

pffft

i've been single for 2

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Pandas are desperate for a shag too!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

well that makes 2 of us then.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

aww, you're wonderfull

so talented, if only i was 10 years yonger i would sweep you off your feet with a round house kick jump on you and squidge your baps

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

awww you sweetheart.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

'lo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

*waits for penguins*

but while i stare at the .gif, i'll wave back

(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

No penguins this time

My bats scared them off.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

i'll believe you

but only because i opened the file into animation shop to check the slides

(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

Yay!!

You, Sir Anyway, are ace :)

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

Nicely.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

top!

hullo

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

oh hai lady b3tard

*puts on 'inappropriate touching' gloves*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

Yay!

Touching is for everyone!

Except very old people.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

and very young people, obviously

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

I forgotted them.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

pull up a kitten, get crushed by a toppling fridge, struggle to stay alive, etc :)

I'm off to continue typing the world's most dull thing that can't be copied and pasted

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

No you aren't

because that's my PhD thesis.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

Hello.

Allow me to recommend violating the FAQ while you've got that L sign next to your name. It fun.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

~~recommend violating~~ violate you with

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

hello

Nice to meet a nice newbie!

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drunkenoaf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

sweet shirt!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

Hmm...

Brunette: Check!
Glasses: Check!
Posts on B3TA: Check!

Well, hello there...
*twirls moustache*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

*simpers girlishly*

Why hello there, good sir.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

I like your Tolkien funnies.

They made me laugh, like this: "Pfft, ha ha."

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

Thank you!

I like it here!

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)

Fatwah incoming!

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

Hahahaha!!

Nice

(__, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

haha

woo

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

hahah! Very good.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

YES!

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

AWESOME!1!!1!

woo!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

super :oD

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

Your post has been thoroughly

investigated and has been found to contain sufficient hummus to appear on the Front Page.
Please attract the attention of a passing mod and present this surstificate.
Edit: Oh and you might tag it in case of impending virality

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

Hmm...

good point...thanks, will edit

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

FP FP!

yay!

(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

Ahahahaha!

*burns embassy*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

Parp!

top chuckles to you sir

(staggs28, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 3:02, archived)

I did one!

Original

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)

Jimmy Carter!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

Who?

I just typed chairman into google.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

Former US President.

The end result looks like him.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

Poor fella.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

I hope...

This meets all the size limits etc.
Don't think I've posted it before.

(hotrodzombie, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)

Oooooh.

Animations can be as large as 250kb, by the way, but that's lovely and effective as it is.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)

Cheers, I'm no expert on compressing files, and the original is over 500kb. O_o

Glad you like. :)

(hotrodzombie, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)

I use the GIMP for gif animation optimizing

simple steps:

1. make your GIF with max colours (no dithering)
2. open gif in gimp
3. reduce the number of colours: switch to RGB and back to Indexed from the Image - Mode menu (no dithering, usually. dithering gives better looking pictures but tends to increase the file size a lot).
4. choose filters - animation - optimize (for gif)

save as gif.

If it's still too big, go back and reduce the amount of colours even more (powers of two are good: 2, 4, 8, 16 - anything in between won't help much) or reduce the image size.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

you make it sound so simple, my cat could do it.
I'll give it a go in future.

(hotrodzombie, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

it's pretty easy

getting the most out of gifs is harder, but for captured video that's more or less the best you can do.

if you have largish parts of your animation that are 100% static between frames they'll optimize very well, which is why drawings / flash-type animations with very few colours in large sections compress so good.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

What prog

are you using?

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

ImageReady

version seven-point-twelvty-two (or something!)

(hotrodzombie, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

This may assist

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

my tips above will probably work on image ready too

but I don't have it, so you'll have to translate :)

edit: showing off:

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

image ready has a small arrow that one can click

and choose 'optimise to filesize'.

This, as might be expected, optimises to a filesize.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

If it do be

at all like Photoshop CS3 (which absorbed IR), you can choose to "optimise to filesize" - if the result doesn't look good at the desired filesize, then play around with the width and height, chop off as much background as you can, and bob's your ankle.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

v nice

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thiswasmyclone, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)

Lonely bike......

Watching the world whizz by....

Most woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)

Watching the world pass by

Very nice.
Yay for long exposures!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)

Nice,

woo.

(tomsk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)

In other news...

I have been mucking about with post-its and photoshop (to colour).

(hotrodzombie, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)

arf!

Try to get still images under 50kb though, or people will get upset!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)

Erp!

Pants! I thought this was small enough.
I shall prepare for the flaming. ;)

(hotrodzombie, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

*flames*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

Bathtime!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)

Very good

was it animated gif? Sorry - total novice here

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)

Ta.

Yep, aminated gif is right. I'm no expert either though. :)

(hotrodzombie, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)

comic strip

Click for bigger (298KB)

(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)

"Incest"..

..a game for the whole family.

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mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)

I'm very very glad

That I do not work in the same place as you.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)

What's he building in there?

we have a right to know

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)

I think all the Americans (and people who know US Music) will get this one

Yup, I definitely think she's not quite right.

(travishayes89 is tired of people starting fights at school., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)

I still would

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)

If she lived in Newcastle, she'd be one of the sanest people there.

(__, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)

im rising here...

is it goatse?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)

Perfect opportunity!!!!!!

I trust this pic is unshopped?

Have this then:

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)

haha beautiful.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)

Damn damn damn!

I should've put Glitter's head on the baby's body!!
So to speak!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)

oooer !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)

Wow

it's like a cleaned up, if that's the proper term, version of amy winehouse, lol. Or what if amy had kids istead of crackwhore chique. Thanks, now i'll not be able to sleep *builds fortress out of pillows and stuffed animals and hides*

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)

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Polly Carbonate, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)

I'm not so sure about these new PlayStation button assignments.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)

spots bottom loading image, doesn't hang around for long. spots owl. still runs away!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)

Optimised

(Redmond, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)

Ok, it's confirmed

You're an arse.
It's not big, it's not clever, and you're not impressing anyone. Heck, you're not even very good at annoying anyone.
Might I suggest you find a hobby more satisfying and imaginative than posting "xenu" everywhere?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)

Soon to be an official olympic sport!

The real world has failed me this evening. Don't let me down, internet.
Sorry for anything that might be wrong. Anywhere, ever.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)

very nice

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)

the other bear stays and has a nice cuppa with some toast and honey then, yes?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)

Oh yes!

A pleasingly curvy lady bear comes to sooth his wounds with various salves.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)

this is great!

Now I've got Tina Turner's voice in my head

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)

Fucking Russians...

...and their 'in Soviet Russia...'

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)

Yay!

I like!
I'd pay to see this.
And yay for TPAs.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)

Love this =)

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mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)

Haha, just lovely!

Toppest of the trumps, that!

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)

haha! lovely!

edit; i have just made a pic,but it could be "controversial", it's safe for work, compo related, but with the shennaniggins down there \/
I am at odds whether to post!
Edit2: Found a spot ^

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)

lully art.

..that!

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mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)

Cheers, sugarcheeks!

I like it when people are nice to me.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)

It don't mean we are gonna go out and pick curtains..

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mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)

Aw, man.

I could do with some new blinds. The old lady next door, all she does is stare.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)

same here

but I can't really be hungover tomorrow

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)

To avoid hangovers, just keep drinking!

That's what my uncle used to tell me, right up until his kidneys failed.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)

Ooh very snazzy

and the file name makes it even better :D

(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)

haha! That's great.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)

I love this...

(Pelle ghola, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)

Nicely done.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)

It certainly beats Fox Paintball

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)

Yeah

Stuffing those foxes into the hopper gets a bit of a chore after a while.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

Phhh-TUNG!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

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Shada, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)

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Polly Carbonate, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)

gotta love that ignore button

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)

What's all this about then?

Ed: Chubby Eminem;
i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/alexxshannon/blog/emm1.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

repost?

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)

ok but just this once

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Polly Carbonate, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)

please just once more?

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)

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Polly Carbonate, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)

Are you brain damaged, naturally immature, or making a conscious effort to be slightly annoying tonight?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)

You fucking DONATED, you do this to compliment it?

*badclicks*

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)

Preach

[Mod edit: That's a bit annoying, please don't do it again, ta.]

(Redmond, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)

This'll be popular.

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frunt It's been a while..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)

The Arse of B3ta, more like

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)

lol

*the other click*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)

erm...

T H ...erm A no wait B.. can i try the other glasses

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)

evening sir !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)

good evening

you well

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

just dandy and you fair maiden ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)

i'm all good

might get to bum rik tomorrow

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)

wahey ! don't forget to take pictures.

any special occasion ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)

him and his lady friend (i think) are going to greenwich

not too far for me to go, might take the kids to see unkie rik

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)

awwww. bless.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)

they love unkie rik

and the look of terror on his face as they hug him is worth gold

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)

brilliant. not seen rik on this 'ere parts for a while. ihope all is well and such.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

he's grand

i think he kicked the b3ta habbit

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)

brave man.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)

give him a big hug from me

I shall be popping down mid feb. We should pub.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

MY BIRHTDAY IS THE 19TH

I WILL BE 18

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

hooray

then we should meet on the 16th.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)

i can do that

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)

Kentishtown, Kentishtown Nooo

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

MODs day off?

Edit: Apparently not, thank fuck!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

Very Clever!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

LOL BIGGER

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

What a waste of 18977 bytes

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currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

Joo spelt it rong

Any fule kno it's "teh".

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)

Your correct apostrophe has given you away!

Like the father of hints giving away the clue bride down the aisle of treachery.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

That's what YOU think

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)

I think..

This is about as big as you can get a GIF without breaking the rules. Not very sociable to post it though =)

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mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)

Animate it!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)

To do what?

Annoy the good folks of B3taville even further? Praps snot.

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mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/21755/1189905134/stomp.gif

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

I was going to..

Do something with a picture of Gotham City, a picture of a shop, some text saying "Athena" and a subtitle "Prints of Gotham City" but I couldn't turn up any decent base material and wasn't going to put in any effort anyway so I'll just leave it to your imagination.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)

sping, gnips, fuck I dunno

www.megasc.com/Mark.JPG

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)

what a jolly fellow

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)

OH!

That's great. Not a filter though? How do you do it?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)

cut out bits, warp em and then blend em back in, basically

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

So don't just scale each bit?

I'm going to have a go. :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)

yeh. bit of scaling, bit of warping

try it - it's fun :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)

eraser set to stun and some clone tool often helps.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

Liquify in Photoshop is handy too

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)

This is aces :)

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frunt It's been a while..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)

looks a bit like simon weston..

obvious difference tho...

*click*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

This ^

I wasn't sure who I thought it looked like.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)

If I had a daughter,

I'd let her marry him.

(Pelle ghola, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

removes from to do list

nicely sir, nicely.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)

Cheers :D

Not overly happy with his right eye, but whatyagonnado

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

the left one looks badly shopped

(his left, i mean)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)

Madeline's

dadeline?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)

Should work for the Swiss Government

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)

/would

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)

That's the best spingnips I've seen.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

Seal

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)

he's fuckin' Heidi Klum?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)

be fair he put in fantastic ground work

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)

my baby!

*kisses*

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clorey mcnuggety, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)

splendid.

Kiss me, honey, honey, kiss me
seal me, honey, honey, seal me
Don't care even if I blow my top
But, honey, honey, don't stop

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

i've been kissed by a rose from the grave...

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clorey mcnuggety, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)

that's never made any bloody sense to me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)

ooh-ooh

the more i get of you, the stranger it feels

(does that help?)

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clorey mcnuggety, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)

I know, I know.

Hot Chocolate!
Edit: I mean Bryan Hyland.
(Sealed with a Kiss)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)

cheeky finger?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

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