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# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# There is no 'cuddle pretty lovely' option.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# stupid games manufacturers not pandering to our needs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# additionally,
there's no panda option...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hey hey
look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# GO NORTH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# life is peaceful there...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Until you get eaten by a Grue
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# being dead is similar to being peaceful
so I stand by my statement...

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# i've got a grue in my attic.
aside from telling it to 'KEEP THE FUCKING NOISE DOWN I'M SLEEPING' he's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# use harsh language!
i had to do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# 'Turn on Alien'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# haha i thought that recently when i played curse of monkey island
"you cannot turn on pirate"
i thought "I bloody can" *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *dances*
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Oh see now I'm torn.
Like Natalie Imbruglia. Except with less throwing myself about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# 'Pull Alien'
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Even when I was a littl'un
I didn't get that, and thought to 'pull' someone was to get them interested. I'm so old fashioned, apparently it means snogging.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# 'Pick up alien'
'take alien home'
'give it to alien'
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# GIVE IT TO CAPTAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# is there a cap'n wow leisure suit larry type game?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# There should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# you'll excite Nibus and he'll have to go have a lie down again
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'm already on the brink
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Well I am here
so that much was obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Seduction, the Cap'n Wow method
Day 1. Go on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Day 2. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# What are we supposed to do?
Use harsh language?

/Hudson blog
(80sGreek, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# it's
"what are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?"
/alien pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I like to keep this handy,
for close encounters
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i heard that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'm going to skip a vast majority of the film here....
and opt for:

Not bad for a... human....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# get away from her
you BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# oft little heard (as its said quite quietly)
"Hey sarge, ya get lip cancer smoking those!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# heard it loads of times ;)
alright, first assembly's in 15, people, shag it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistake for a man?
No, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# you know, burke, i don't know which species is worst
you don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night...
mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i sure wouldn't mind
getting some of that arcturian poontang
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I reckon That Stephen Hawkins
fella is turning into an alien mindbender. He's got the peanut shaped head an everything
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# And he's always smiling.
Which is a bit sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# he's gestating a boil in it
he's waiting for Carl Sagan's ghost to lance it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hehe
that'll one big bag of goo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# game over, man
game over
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# A day in the corps is like a day on a farm
Every meal a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade.

I LOVE the corps!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# man, this floor is freezing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Oh bollocks.
Erm... 'what's the matter Hicks, would you like me to get your slippers for you?'


I'm paraphrasing now, I can't remember the exact line.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# gee, would you, sarge?
i'd really appreciate that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# LOOK INTO MY EYE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *glees*
i love that bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hey, Vasquez! You ever get mistaken for a man?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# No....do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, I suppose you can always 'blow' a horse anytime??
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ummm.....
next
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# yes
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# paa paa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Top shop.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# fucking hell
archstanton discovers the jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I know all
about Jpegs...But got beaten to death constantly by board Nazis for posting too large files and they insisted I used gifs...... I'm so confused!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# What program are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Paint.....
...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Make the physical size a bit smaller and it'll be fine
Or download The Gimp for free

www.gimp.org/

No horses here

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# or even
www.paint.net

no idea why i keep suggesting this, i don't even use it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hahahah I don't use GIMP either
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
#
just keep plugging the shit programmes, keep everybody down.

although that said i do have paint.net installed as my default image editing thingy for windows.
or more to the point it made itself the default but it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# learn to enjoy it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I am ....
It's like me ....Technically unsophisticated...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ^ this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# woah, creepy,
just looked at the profile - logged in for 1 year, 1 month and 11 days... all the ones, plus 444 messages...

surely its a sign?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Could it be...
the next messiah?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# No I'm not...
...I hope...I have an allergy to nails and timber....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] haven't done a compo in a while...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# haha!!
smug cat git!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Ace!
Does that hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hahahaha. nice sig.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I did try very hard.
But it just wouldn't happen.

Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# bored, should be writing a cv..but im lazy.
you ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Just got back from seeing my step-ma in hospital.
Now trying to explode Smug Bastard.
Watching Bear Behaving Badly.
Bored too.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i thought of you earlier when i was watching bargain hunt,
then i thought..how are these experts, experts..they just buy shite !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# That is why they are on the telly.
They can't cut it in the real antique business, so they have to dress up in bow ties and peddle shite on daytime BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# i really hate that one, kate alcock
she just annoys me sooo much.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Is she the annoying baggage who never gets a single bargain?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# her name's kate bliss now
although she does seem to be crap at spotting actual bargains.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# that cat has a very large organ indeed !
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *looks at sig*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# "mr jolly lives next door" if i am not mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# indeed you are not
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# "Elephant and Castle,
Stick it up your arsehole"
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# yay ! i love that film far too much,
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# haha
sigtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# exactly !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# heh
your 'prick with a fork' image is doing the email rounds again...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# haha..christ...it's stood the test of time.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *looks back*
Another French Bastard...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# What could be better than living above an off-license?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Living in one?
You're right! We must become a lot more freindly with Heimi Henderson!
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# just because my second name is Jolly doesn't mean I have to be jolly all the fucking time!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Wooooo!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# love it
benny hill wars ftw.

edit/ just noticed it down there v too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] ...in the house of the rising pun

No 'shopping required!


I apologise profusely, but I can't believe it's not bindun...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Done a new pic for my blog, but don't think it's good enough for it's own thread.
So i'll post it here instead. Raargh.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Yay
Well it was a bit of a wasted thread anyway:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# And probably for a reason.
But I shall glee at the fact that I've got Tales From Earthsea on DVD:D

Yays:D:D:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# no shopping = no WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# 'noon squire
How you doin?

I'm suddenly very happy as Play has just informed me that it has posted my Blu Ray copy of Ratatouille and the Collectors Edition version of Devil May Cry 4 - woo, yay and a bucket of fucking Hooplah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# i'm fucking lush mate
as i've just sent off an application for a job and got a reply saying they want to see some of my work and may want to see me next week if they think my work is good enough.

so i'm feeling alright at the moment.

and someone has given me a copy of AVP: Requiem which fits on a CD, but the quality is astounding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# that'll be because 90% of it is darkness and shadows :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# this is true.
i'm going to watch DieHard 4.0 tonight asa that arrived yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I vaguely enjoyed it
it's quite light and fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Ah. The words of the late Bob Marley.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# for some reason
i dislike house of the rising sun. dislike it with great intensity.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Was it the ruin of you, when you were a poor boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# heheh no
i was never a boy. poor, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# It's the Sausage Fairy, apparently....
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# pfffft!
sausage-jockey more like..........
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# No, that the Weener Wizard
an easy mistake to make

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# No, no, no, no
the Weener Wizard wears a robe and a pointy hat, and doesn't has wings. Also, he's got a smaller bureaucracy...
(Pelle ghola, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# It's obviously the Weener Wizard trying to pass himself off as the Sausage Fairy

Just look ot those fake wings!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# does he come and take all your sossies!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Lies!
He's clearly the Banger Pixie.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I fear your footwear
... futuristic fastening or fishnet stockings?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# he's no match for the gravy fairy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Savaloy shitter.
more like.

/likes/
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# And he has a fine looking sausage between his legs.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# oh, great sausage fairy,
please bring me 2lbs of cumberland sausages, 2lbs of pork and apple sausages and a kilo of good, old-fashioned sagey butcher's classics.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Silly SmashMonkey
It doesn't work like that. YOU leave your sausage under the pillow overnight, and the sausage fairy might leave you a quid after he gobbles it up in the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# but...but....i have no sausage!
*mourns lack of meaty tubers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# / Zips my lip
...to prevent myself from saying something that could be misconstrued as a thinly veiled double entendre that may embarrass SmashMonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Others have no such qualms.
*glares downwards*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# embarrass? me?
i think not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Then why no piccie in your profile?
I've certainly done more than my share of posting embarrassing pictures of myself and my butt for b3tans everywhere. It's time for mass reciprocation!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# i'm using firefox at the moment
plus i have no camera. firefox can be a bit funny about pics. i'm waiting for a friend to pull his finger out and show me a way round this problem, instead of just telling me things i don't understand, just like charlotte's uncle...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Well, you could download IE for picture uploading if it came to that
but as far as obtaining a camera, I'm skint, so no joy there. Don't any of your friends post your picture on flickr?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# no
my friends are all over 30 and far too sensible :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Sounds like you need a whole bunch of new friends.
And since I'm full of nonsense, and therefore not too sensible, I'd be perfect!

I volunteer!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# yay!
now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Um...
Fancy a pint?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I'll grow one for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# stunt-rooted?
/carrot grower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I have a similar arrangement with a woman whose number I found in a phonebox.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# not in this lifetime!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *pouts*
big meany!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# no he's not
he's obviously a bloke who works in my office... but doing what he likes to do on a weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

bindun?nob off.i'm ill.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# bagstrich
christ, I am on world's worst conference call
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# aha!
took me while to spot it!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# neeee!!!
extra points if someone can synthesise the noise a bagstritch makes...
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# fuck! that cat gives me the skeeves!
bad memories...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Thats because
Bagpus is evil in the most evilist of ways!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# yes.
yes he is.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# you never had to
work with the lazy cunt...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# did you?
you know he was always in a gritty smack battle.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
#

What should I draw this'arvo?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# cascading style sheets
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# site still not going well, then?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Drillers with Bits
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# or a woman with *bits*
and a big drill
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Rodent roadmovie
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# The SA crew going to a comiccon all dressed in homemade superhero/moviethemed costumes
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# There's a Harley Quinn costume on etsy.com
I wants it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *secretly still wants Scout Trooper armour*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
#
secretly
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Shhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# if imprisoned dairy wasn't enough
cheese flowers ftw!
*click*

EDIT: oh, and for the drawing, might i suggest t.v's jessica fletcher riding a humpback whale, preferably in a tutu?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Some sort of erotic sihouette piece
of two people doing the bad thing up against a wall in the moonlight.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# erotic mugging?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# there is a panel in the watchmen comic
that is like banksy took that idea and sprayed it on a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Ooooh lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Things of exceeding fluffiness...
Like muffin-topped corseted wenches handing out tureens of beer to appreciative pirates whilst dancing on the mizzenmast of the good ship JollyJack!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# awww!
draw the cloverfield monster actually being a giant ugly woman, and thats why she ripped the statue of liberty's head off.
EDIT: actually, NUNS SQUIRREL AFTERBIRTH!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I knew that was you before I saw your sig.
you nasty mans.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# eh?
nasty, me?
*kicks in nuts*
HOW DARE YOU YOU!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ha!
I was wearing my steel jock strap today!

I knew you'd attempt some underhanded japery at SOME point, you villain!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *moves round to back*
*steelie toe punts arsehole*
check mate!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Well, that's my saggy hemorrhoids sorted.
Thanks, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# ewww!
my boots!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# : D
nyah nyah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *head butts*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# * passes out
muttering "you utter bastard" on the way down.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# punkupines
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I'd like to see the American elections being decided by fist fight.
Knuckledusters are a must.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# KOREAN PARLIAMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# some kind of woman/cat hybrid thing
with huge tits, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Ted Heath piloting his remote-controlled crocus up Jeff Bridges' arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Terrapins
Giant, rampaging terrapins.

Causing mischief in a supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# bless!

BRING BACK JACK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# tale as old as time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# bacon.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Yay!
Off to pie-toones to download.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yay!
My all-time favorite S&S strip!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# ahhhhh
The Greatness of Bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# More Sequential Art!
:D
*leaves again*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# teapots with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# titpots
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# a woman
on dungarees.

with two massive Bosch rechargable Drills and a wicked look in her eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Edward dislikes the Comedy Goat
.
(REWRITABLE, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# A goats eye view of the Victorians
Or King Edward - Evil scientist and demented monarch.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# A young blonde lady in a sex shop
attempting to buy the fire extinguiser
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Im too late to suggest
bionic vampire squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Just giving the people what they want.
Geek jokes and waving capes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# / gets spanging shovel
Come a little closer, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# ....what do you have planned?
I've had bad experiences with spanging shovels before.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# This will be just like them
step right...
over...

there.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Oh well.
*grins and bears it*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# SPANG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Fair enough. I'm going to threadjack myself to show off this thing I made while b3ta was breaking last night.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Now that's quite lovely!
Not that the above isn't, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# cool!
i didnt see it with the moving background before
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Yeah, it took me a while to figure out how to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# worth it though, looks great!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Cheers :)
I'm having another play with this kind of thing now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# was going to say woo last night
so shall say it now
woo :D
my coffee?
(katesbush, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Your coffee is stale and cold now.
well, it would be if I hadn't drunk it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# arf !
hello sir !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Hello.
I'm unreasonably proud of those capes, despite the obvious seams.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# and a lovely pair of capes they are !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i know you are.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I'M NOT GAY
I BUM MEN AND EVERYTHING!

Oh... Right... I get it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ooof.... thats sore
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAPES!!
geoff capes is my mums second cousin....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# does he still keep budgies?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# christ knows.
/i'm rubbish blog
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# extract from wikki.
He now breeds budgerigars and has had much success on the show bench with his recessive pieds. In 2008 he will assume the role of president of the Budgerigar Society. He frequently appears in the pages of Cage & Aviary Birds.

now you know.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# aha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# A little someone says hello


First animation, combined with my first attempt at really using my tablet.

I quite like him, so if/when hummus or inspiration strikes, he may become a regular thing
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# \o/
Hedgepig!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# AFRO-CARROT!!
...is what I thought, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Arf!
Too much time in the tanning salon! :)
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Nice - dragster hedgehogs win every time
bet the little fella can get to 320mph without blinking.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# can you honestly imagine what it would be like if Hedgehogs could really do that?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# yes i can
and i know there would be less of the little fellas squashed on the dual carriageways.

trouble is, most would probably just impact hard into a tree or road sign on the opposite side of the carriageway :)
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# you lied to me before
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I didn't!
You made me do this! So thanks, it does get easier!
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# i'm sure i've heard/said that before somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# !?
(evilsoc, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
#
That's gonna smart...
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# DAVEENER RIBEENA HOW I LOVES YER UP ME JUMPER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# the clinic is that way ->
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *smacks own bottom seven times whilst idly humming the news at ten theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# You don't suffer from OCD so much as enjoy it, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *holds down and squirts with bleach*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Flea Playing Bass With the Chillis


just feel the love.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i had to get there before anyone else did.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# you didn't sadly
which is a shame cos this is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# haha
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# that can't be flea
he has his trousers on.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] this is a real guitar...
...from the customs and excise museum by mine. They even had a gazelle leg lamp!

(westhead, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# are you serious?
its lovely, does it sound good?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# dead serious
Next time you're in Liverpool check it out... I reckon it'd sound great as well, it was in a glass case though - what a waste.
(westhead, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# :D i will
natures guitar!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Can't imagine why she's neglected


Click for bigger (33KB)
(gusjux, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# CFB is the same size
and is it shopped at all?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Ticking the box was too tempting
.
(gusjux, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# So was the "Post this message" button too
it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# nicely put, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# that guy wasn't wearing a hat in the original.
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# im shit at spot the difference
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# im spot at shit the difference
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Neither can I.
Please explain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# me neither.
*edit* you've been here over a year wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# A whole year yes
but rather foolishly I have found things to do other than posting on this messageboard during this time. I'm sorry.
(gusjux, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# What on Earth were you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# tut tut!
you will have to get your priorities straight!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Ahead RIS-factor 9, Mr Sulu
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Ginger mong?
An unfortunate concatenation.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# not quite with you on this...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# well done
you must have put some thought and effort into this post. I don't know why you haven't made it big on BBC, perhaps as understudy to Jasper Carrott or something. That's how highly I rate your comedy. You fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Speaking of him
I tried to watch Golden Balls yesterday.


WHAT THE FUCK? There are a million rules, and it's all sparkly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# why ask me?
do you think I have bbc?


I watched it at xmas, and found it extremely hard to understand. I eventually enjoyed one of them and despite understanding it, I found it overly complicated for a game show. Not bad though, especially when they fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I'm not asking you.
I am merely commenting.

*comments merely* you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I know
It wasnt meant to seem snappy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Well it did.
And now I'm crying. I hope you're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# *spatulas*
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# glad you said that
i was going to hit my neglect button.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *inappropriately salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# i will never tire of this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Does the other side of the sign
say "LOLZSPACKERS" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Is this what NASA keep sending?


more pointless scenery version
(evilsoc, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# drive faster!!
the martians are right behind us!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Mediocre aboout?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Reporting.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ah - good day sir
have a chocolate gateaux, with your name piping on in silver

I have decided to abandon web design and run away to the circus
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# cor

I still have a pantomime elephant suit from the last time IE released a new version.
You can use it if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i just updated a version of the form using css to style it
was great in safar and Ff

in IE7 - too far left


so added 20px left margin - great in IE7 and FF - a mess in Safari


aaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *offers webdesigner-strenght tranquilizers*

You could always put your form inside a table if you really can't solve it in css
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# but the ...oh hell
!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Ohhhh I really really wanted one of those when I was 12
but I never got one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# well now you can treat yourself to one
I did :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# does yours do stunts like mine?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha
See now I actually want one this big
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# it's suprising just how big they really are
especially if you've only ever seen pictures of them
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hahahaha that's fucking ACE!!
unfortunately not, the closest I have is a Rough Rider 4x4
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# wooooo FLASHBACK!!!
hehehe, i wanted one!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# cor! i did this
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ooooof
Now go and stabnd in the corner and think about what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Do you not mean...

Woooof ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *snigger*
I likes that.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You genius
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *shoves*
Where've you been then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Getting bizzeee with the fizzeee
erm,

Meetings and boring stuff. I have another one in 4 minutes - means I have to get off my fat (yet shapely) arse and walk over to another building.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# someone should buy you a sedan chair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Top Idea!
*adds to year plan*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Condition of the promotion, eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Unless your arse has changed dramatically
It's bloody lovely. And I honestly mean that, you've got a cracking arse.

Do you wear jockeys? I found some ace ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Thank you :D
*lowers pantaloons*



I do

yes I know, any excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Excellent
I may buy them then, if they'll send them to the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I can't explain why
but when I first saw this pic I thought it was a goose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Repressed childhood memories?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *honk*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I intend on slapping Dixon on the arse if I make it to a bash this summer
not in a sore way. In a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# You won't be sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Oh fuck, I have to stand up now and leave the building.
*thinks of Anne Widdecombe felching Bernard Manning's incontinent arse*

ahh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
I once thought about staring right up the arse of bernard manning, while trying to ward off the vinegar strokes. It worked a treat.

Edit: I realise that this message perhaps does not convey exactly what I meant, but I hope some will understand.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i'm surprised it didn't work too well and kill your
erection off completely
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# it kind of did
I told her it was her fault.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# What a gent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# If that doesn't convey exactly what you meant,
then I fear for what you actually meant to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I think it looks like I was imply that
I was warding of the vinegar strokes while imagining staring up Manning's arse, while what I really meant was that I was using the thought of Manning's arse as a dulling mechanism to ward off the money shot while engaging in a bit of horizontal jogging with a lady friend.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# See now, the latter of the two is exactly what I thought you'd meant.
...and was wondering if indeed I had been mistaken. You've simply confirmed that we are of a like mind in this instance. I'll not trouble you further, good sir. Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Oh, I'd go with shapely....
definately shapely....

oh yes....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
Dude, at least go to the bathroom or something. *places cushion on JPG's lap*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I'm in my own office....
:)

*locks door*

No calls, please, Miss Smethers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Mr Gruntfuttock, call of the wild on line two...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Arf!
How are you today, my fine fellow?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I may actually survive the day
Despite my truck's attempts to the contrary.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# oi, Bill
I replied to you earlier www.b3ta.com/board/8038124
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Sorry, getting caught in 'recursive board-loop'
*reads reply* Oh, bugger - That sounds all a bit rubbish really. Understandable you're having a shite day.

I'm just off to have another cup of tea, can I get you one?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# yes
with coffee in it ta. Tea-coffee cocktail. Mid-week debauchery.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# You hedonist, sir
One tea (with coffee in it) coming right up!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Bleurgh.
Sometimes you're well wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
Edit: I hate alsatians. My mate's repeatedly tried to fuck me in the skull whenever I went to his house, while I wept and tried to keep its cock out of my ear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# It's the tears that's making it so damn horny for you.
Be a man!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# it was a bloody big dog, and I was fairly young
(about 18)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ohmyfuckinggod.........
also, YES!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINxfouNQFw
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahahahaha.....................
HA!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha, now that's a chortler and no mistake :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha!!
i posted the lyrics earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# gah
that took me far too long
(katesbush, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# good lord
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Is it bad to admit
I actually got that?
*clicks in a deny-everything kind of way*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Oh.
My.
God.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Goodness....
*tries to put out smouldering pun-fire*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# very good..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# yay..littlest oboe :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Have a haha
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# HaHaaaah!
So silly it get's a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# after checking the filename - nice one!
genuine funny *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# oh dear god
woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ok.
this is brilliant but spang factor 10. :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Or sit oboe sit!
Good dog.
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# ssssss
ssSSSPANG!
(jammietarts ..., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# YES
ten genius points!
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# how about drugs
sorry...

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# What a little scamp.
*tsk*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# pfft
the possibilities are literally endless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# excellent, again, but still.....
www.b3ta.com/board/8038082
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I hate bubble activists
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# NOW!
When do we want 'em?
Correctly placed speech bubbles!
what do we want?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# pffft!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# my mum discovered my stash of MDMA over the holidays
very similar thoughts entered my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# My friends little girl says her mummy lets her have her drugs when she's finished with them
Drugs being the bit of tea left over at the bottom of a cup.....
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I was expecting some crazy inventive solution
instead I got murder...

WOO!
(MrPlankton, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Tiger Melon goes to the sea
This is my first proper animation so I'm not really sure what size is acceptable, is this too big?

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# you've got an extran 26-ishKB left to play with actually.
WOO!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# excellent
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# normal melon
would have sunk/sank/not floated
tiger melon is clearly boyany/boiant/brilliant can float
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Tiger Melon is possibly the malevolent fruit know to man
It floats out of spite
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# not too big as such.
perhaps the answer to such a frequently asked question should be kept in an obvious place on the site, but where?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] how about a ORCAestra
killer whale jazz. Woo!
hahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# They are such cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# harsh
they're only whales.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# They're gits though
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# oh, i assumed you were talking about the orchestra and I decided to be ironic and hilarious
I don't know many whales, so I wouldn't know. They seem nice. They kill seals for fun like Canadians Norwegians some people do.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# It's the killing seals for fun bit I don't like
and the fact that they drag it out and torture the poor little things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Do you like cats?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I am aware of the hypocrisy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Just wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# seals are vermin
they are the only sea creature capable of assuming human form, developing acne, crooning with a throat infection, and marrying Heidi Klum.

It's the Killer Whales we have to thank that no seal has made it to human form since. Them and eskimos, canadians and norwegians.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Bloody Packham, filling my head with lies again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Whales: The vermin of the ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# cough
orca
woo though :D
(katesbush, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# ORCAestra Manouvers in the Dark (OMD)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] First compo image

The howler monkey choir needs no instruments
First (crap and seamy) attepmt, please don't kill me
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# you are done posted the thumbnail dear boy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *squints*
from what I can see, it actually looks good!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# And they do sing...
ish.
www.amazon.co.uk/Singing-Apes-Jan-Sandstr%C3%B6m/dp/B0000264CG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1202393945&sr=1-1

*clicks* because you've reminded me of an ace piece of choral music.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

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