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# Oooh, get me. Ambient occlusion AND compositing.


I might get around to doing something worthwhile soon
but whenever I get the odd pleasing result I do like to share.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# stick it up your arse
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# don't be rude you little ass goblin
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# DONT SLAG HIM OFF!
HES MINE BITCH! BACK AWAY FROM THE MONG!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# fuck off
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*fawns*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# YOU!
where'd you fuck off to?
i came to claim my tea and no-one was in
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i was having a bath and doing my hair
and making myself look less tramp like for my job interview tomorrow.
i even have a smart new blouse and jacket and they make me look like a fucking arse.

come back again, i'll leave the door open, my room is second on the left
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Well good luck with the work front Amy!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i need it
i'll either ladder my tights to fuck, fall over or spill something on my smart clothes or i'll be late or failing that, get into the interview and say fuck or cunt. a lot.

first job interview ever..god knows what i'm ment to say and i know one of them is a woman so i can't do the whole showing clevage thing.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# What's the job?



(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# selling beads.
well working in a nice little shop that sells bead and craft crap.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# try to avoid saying "beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaads" in the interview then
 
I know I would have a problem with this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# You made me laugh whilst inhaling
you utter rotter. *coughs*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaads..!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Should be easy enough!
Unless they are love beads!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
My first ever interview I said "Oh Bollocks" in the middle of it and I still got the job, and a couple of thousand more than they originally offered as well. But dont take that as advice.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Good luck with that.
Both the job interview, and the not looking like a tramp.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# NOW I LOOK LIKE A SLIGHTLY CLEANER AND BLONDER TRAMP
WITH NICELY TRIMMED HAIR.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Well that's just lovely.
So long as you don't smell of cheap cider you should be able to get away with it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# a smashing new blouse, even.
 
I GOT A NEW T-SHIRT YESTERDAY, THAT IS THE EXTENT OF MY SARTORIAL DEVELOPMENT
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# that a smashing blouse you have on.
WHATS YOUR NEW T-SHIRT LIKE?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# MY MOTHER GAVE IT TO ME IT IS A PICTURE OF A DOG.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# it's a Barry Brickell design she picked up here:
www.tossi.org.nz/index.php?page=woolshed

stylised, white petroglyph on a black shirt.
make take a picture tomorrow.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# GOT THIS COOL SHIRT, WHEN I WEAR IT I'M THE SHIT.
 
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT LEGIT, MY MOM BOUGHT IT
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# yay
take a picccccccccccture. lots of pictures.
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Good luck with that.
NOT THAT YOU'LL NEED IT RIGHT?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# NAH.
I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND SAY "OI BITCHFACE, GIVE ME THE FUCKING JOB OR I'LL SLAP YOU".

maybe.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Should work.
Nobody likes getting slapped.

Unless it's a masochist. Then you're fucked.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# nah
just change the or to an and
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# good luck
does that mean there are others in the house *waggles eyebrows*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# yes, my brother and my parents and my cats
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# cats
i'm in lads
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# also, this
 

 
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# TETCHY!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# you alright
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# all the better for seeing you here.
and how are you princess?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# not bad at all
all cool, you alright darling? how's the job hunting?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# life has been a lot better as of late.
got an interview tomorrow.
i've discovered i am capable of having tragic teenage crushes on people again and my mum keeps feeling sorry for me and buying me stuff.
it's great!

hows your back and work?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# good luck darling, watch those teenafge crushes, teen love doesen't work out very often
i'm ok, work and back are all in the bag
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# and i don't i know.
one person i like is my ex and the other is a really good friend.
the ex thing has more chance of working out than the friend thing, but i'msure the poor ex has been through enough trauma from last time.
i'm probably just avoiding the whole having to try and meet someone new and the whole process of working out if theere just an utter cunt, man slut or worth a try...which i'm crap at.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# do what you want, you don't need other people to be yourself
for me going backwards is always been worse, but who knows, just do your own thing, be sure that you are ok being alone or else you look for others for validation, LOOK AT MY PICTURE, see?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# awww daveypoos!
i know you hate internet hugs so come down here so i can hug you and buy you a pint.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Yawn, ok
*fucks off
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# mad skillz
wyh
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# That is beautiful!
i hope this succeeds in pacifying Clan Soul :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Clan Soul is a swirling miasma of hate and malice.
Or not.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# MALIIIICE.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I wrote it like that as i just said it like that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen.
Pics with sound.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# When i have time.
i shall film it and put it on youtube.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Since when do you have time...
In your busy schedule?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I create it by not doing important things.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Important things are overrated anyway.
Unimportant things are far more important.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# You're SO right.
Where are important things going to get you anyway?
DEAD.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# You say
swirling miasma of hate and malice.

I say knobend ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# he's overflowing with teenage hormones
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# is his pacifier not enough?
I'll be here all week, skip the veal, it's made of cow foetus
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I know a 17 year old who still has hers.
/not even joking
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i have a pacifier
i call it Guinness
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# When you say 17 year old,
dont you mean you?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# No, I am not named after a fruit.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# For fear of opening a Pandora's box of teenage
emotions,

What? You Long Haired Arse?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# The 17 year old I mentioned is named after a fruit.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# ORANGE?
APPLE
GRAPE
PEAR?

I'd be messed up too if i had a name like that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# apparently
my friend knows someone who is called Potato Zebbedeeboing due to the utter insanity of her gypsy junkie parents.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# On msn.com
they had the worst names ever yesterday. go find it, t'is aweful.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Elton John?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I hope he/she is called Mango
or Satsuma.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Citrus reticulata!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Pommy Granite
GRANNY SMITH
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You're going to say Sharon
and I'm going to say D. kaki is the real name for Sharon fruit.

Or she may be called Star.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# SHE'S MY. CHERRY PIE.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Yay for Cow foetus!
I had a row with a friend of mine when we went out for dinner the other week. She is a vegetarian, and I ordered the Veal. She started bitching and moaning at me for eating baby cows. I asked her if she would have a problem if I ordered a steak. She said yes, so I thought in for a penny in for a pound!

I wouldnt eat baby animals if they didnt taste so good!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# it is very tasty.
next time, ask her if she eats baby sweetcorn. point proven.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I shall try!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# If their poncey god
had not meant for us to eat the flesh of other animals then what was the point of inventing steak? The thick bastard.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I think what youre aiming at is this
If God didnt want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?!?!?!

VEGETARIANS = HELLBOUND CUNTS!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Oh feck
Vegetarians of the evangelical type should just feck off.

The only meat I eat is fish but I would never preach to meat eaters. It's a fecking choice.

You don't have to justify your decision to eat meat and I don't have to justify why I don't.

Make this your mantra to utter to fecking vegetarian bores.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# She is fit though and such....
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Then swallow it
and maybe she will ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# It does!! :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# just give the retarded cunt
his dummy back.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha I always fucking love your words.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Particularly so on those rare occasions I agree with him.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hello sexy ladies
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I nearly always agree with him
when I don't, I go into a pointlessly longwinded rant about beer.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ever the erudite am I sir.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# 'erudite'
another word I must study..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# here's a tip, it doesn't mean "rude".
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I for one am annoyed he didn't say that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# one day, I'll be erudite, innit
one day :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hehe, yes, you must become erudite in fact.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Aaaaaargh!
*runs*

*Realises it's on the OTHER side of the screen*

*Feels like a tit*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# very nice and smooth
but needs more Indy.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# POKÉBALL
GO
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# This is very clever.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Gutterball?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Excellent
*hits for six as it nears*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Thankyou sir.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# After seeing this
I'd love to see your idea of "worthwile"!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Just..just...
something.


You know?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I do know.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# nicely done my good man/woman
Like a real life marble madness. Floor goes a bit squiffy where it rolls over it though

Is it for a game?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Thanks and no, it's just for fun
I think the floor problem is the poorly executed shadow trying to keep up:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# balls!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i had some ambient occlusion and compositing, but it cleared up after some top-rate medical care.
nicely done.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# HEH-HEH-HEH!
Haaaaaava, Nagila, Haaaaaaava!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# this reminds me of
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# oh hell fucking yes
you have made me a happy laddie
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# wooo
Reminds me of the old game Marble Madness
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Lego Jaws
It was asif God created the Devil and gave him Jaws.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=occjwXiDqL8
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# This is not /links
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# you can post links here
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I am aware of this.
It should however be linked only when NSFW or is a video of a smaller .gif animation of said movie in my book.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# there's a book?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# it was based on the game.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# TJ
Any word on that girl with the kid from St. Patty's?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# the who with the what?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# heh. i skimmed and got the gist.
have to read more fully later, i'm off for a few hours.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# her email must have more hits than
an abused chambermaid.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Yes.
Were you not informed?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# nah the mods have it in for me
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Thats coz youre a cunt!
GET YOUR FUCKING HAIR CUT YOU HIPPY!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
#
THIS IS SPARTAAA! not the links page

edit: This is.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# actually
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# you mean Joe..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# please dont
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# this is some kind of
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I will file this in my
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# cable lol
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# hey that doesn't rhyme with
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# THREEFOLD FAIL.
USE THE FUCKING LINKS BOARD
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# In fact, no, just fuck off, you posted this earlier.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# AND ON THE FUCKING TALK BOARD TOO!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Calm down dear!
youre only replying to yourself!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I am Manley.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# you are my favourte b3tan
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I'll bet
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# i would have loved to have been a nazi, fucking jews
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Theyre not full peoples!
Their penises will prove my theory!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I love you mongy ;)
How are you doing? Hows life in deep dark kent?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# not bad mate, well have to have a beer one day
you alright?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Yeah, we should, Wanna come round now?
Im naked ;)

Im good. I have made a shocking descovery though....
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# you're not straight again?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# No.
I have discovered that Costcutters at the top of the road charge £4.50 for 6 cans of Strongbow, which I knew already, but they were hiding their Olde English! It is only 3.29 for 3 litres! Cheaper and tastier!

Cashback! I dread to think how cheap it is in Bexley ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# freakishly enough
i am also sporting the clothlessness
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# nein! Ist doppelfehler!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# QUEER LOVES CATS
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# is that kosher?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# his mum is called bob, so i think so
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# He found that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# you are too fast sir
too fast.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I am a swirling miasma of hate and malice,
of course I am.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# haha, you're failing so hard we can hear you on /talk
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# You already posted this
once on here and once on links, links is fine but please do fuck off if you're not posting a picture
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# And on /talk.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# /LINK BASTARD!!!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Lets just fire up the old faildar here...
Give the tubes some time to warm up...and...

It reads 9.8. That's quite fail.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Hello Kirk 86,
as you are younger than me, in both respects, I am going to abuse you now.

Please do not claim that I have not given you fair warning, I will be willing to take it to court if you claim any different!

YOU IDIOT! HAVE YOU READ THE FAQ? I DOUBT YOU HAVE. IF YOU HAVE, WHY ARE YOU STILL SO WRONG IN POSTING WHAT YOU HAVE!

SECOND OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK? STAR TREK IS SHIT AND WANK AND ALL KINDS OF PUSTULE! I ADMIT, THIS IS AN UNINFORMED OPINION AS I HAVE NEVER SEEN STAR TREK, OR STAR WARS FOR THAT MATTER BUT STILL, IF I HAVENT SEEN IT, IT CANT BE THAT GOOD!

That is all.

Pull up a chair, shop a kitten....
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# no no no no no no
please dear god no
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You're posting this at the wrong time
Repost it here again in the morning
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# and again in the afternoon.
when I'll be in bed.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Now
my friend here has a message for you. you fail.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# the siberian ground panda
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# nice stuff
ears need a bit of work
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# thanks
i'll get working on them
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# still, very nice
can't go wrong with red panda :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# just a bit of highligh and blur would do it
smooth it out abit,no need to go mad
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I'd also advise grabbing a bit of the edge of the hamster's body,
and pasting it over the top of the panda's head, so it's got the same fluffiness.
If you see what I mean.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# i do get what you mean
thanks :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# too much?

thought i'd give it a go tjis way
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# bit like the blending of the head to the body on this one....

Fucking took me 2 hours to find the right pic of a fucking panda for this one too.
Merged and saved the lot before I realised:(
Off to see my happy customers now.
Toodlepip
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww YES!
Is mine, yes?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# yes its your precious
but it was mines precious
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Aw fanks is luffly ta.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# heeheee
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Awwww!
*clickificates*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Me likes,
and to the Jego Jaws person: DIRTY THREAD DELETER
Edit: FUCKING TWICE!?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I bet it eats people whole.
Cheeky bugger.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# LEGO JAWS
PRESS THE EDIT THING AND LOOK AT THE THING WHICH TELLS YOU IF YOUR IMAGE IS COMING UP ETC REAWR
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# oh dear
thread deleter?!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# TWICE
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# oh dear
not good
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# And he posted it on all three boards.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# MOGWAI!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# awww
I think he needs a little pair of glasses for optimum cuteage!

also thread deletion is wrong! :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# i want one :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Awwwwww!
*Glees uncontrollably. All over the keyboard*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Ace
Fantastic stuff!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Please FP this
so the /bored stops replying to trolls with such venom, above^
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# ground panda?
with a pestle and mortar?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# YAYS
PANDERS!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Too cute for words!
Wooness.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# good fluff.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# CNN + NME = text on a pic
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# arf
this is a fine toap, sir! a fine toap!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# All I can see is the words cum on me.
And I'm not being silly. Maybe I'm tired.



Shit, I didn't notice the anemone. Must be. Don't feel tired though...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# *spaffs on Cap'n Wow
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# A few months ago
I got drunk on my birthday in the vicinity of a new friend. We were talking about quiz shows and how cool they were and I *meant* to say 'come on Eggheads with me', but I didn't quite say that.

I did scream 'COME ON ME' at him though. And his girlfriend. Bless her, she was in stitches.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Well, these things happen
I woke up with a cut on my hand this birthday, i had smashed the 5th Jaeger Shot glass into the 4th and it shattered and sliced me up.

No one came on me tho.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# No one came on me either, I got away with it.
I was mortified though.


:-( your poor hand.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# S'ok pretty much gone now
I'm so rough and tough

*grunts bestially
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *comes over all unnecessary*
COME ON EGGHEADS WITH ME

Hang on...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# who's 'all unnecessary'?
Anyway, i can't hang around here all night, i have to shave my neck and have a spot of the old in-out.

Interview tomorrow.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Excellent work, n'night dude.
Good luck, break a leg and all that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I hope this doesn't start that meme thing off again.
Woo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# the meme thing of having memes
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I'm coughing my lungs up.
this is not good.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Poke them back in with a stick or a dildo or something
quickly man before they escape
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# i like this
although i'd have done the MSNBC thing with it if it'were me (but i've no skill so who am i to judge?)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# i have seen the enemy...
...and it is usyou.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Pfffft!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hahahahahah
MDR!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# WITH FRONDS LIKE THAT, WHO NEEDS ANENOMES?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# win
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# old Dilbert joke.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# *frondles*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# SWEET VASLELEINE SPURTING FIRE RETARDANT CE APPROVED JESUS!
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Polyps!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# CUNT
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Ah, you realised I was aiming that at you, then?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Pure class.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Hey Hey Yeah Yeah, Do you have a girlfriend?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oof
I bet you've been waiting to post that all evening.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I have only just made it!
I had the idea all day, but forgot about it.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Well good timing, then.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# uh-oh
cue scenester anger.

:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# cue scenester pallid and ineffectual whingings.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I don't understand.
Maybe if i listen to paramore.
But i don't think i like them.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# The other night, Killerkitti got annoyed at everyone
because they were saying Hayley Williams is like Avril Lavigne
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# You're like Avril Lavigne.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# no she's not
she's american.
and has shagged all of her band

apart from that they're exactly the same.


mildy attractive as long as they don't smile and piss-poor musically
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I think it's fair to assume they're both pop-punk pish
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I like Paramore but not Avril
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# arguably, Avril Lavigne IS punk..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# *argues against that absurdity*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# She has nothing in common with Marilyn Manson.
WTF
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# they're both bipedal attention whores.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# he's fun, though.
 
stickyourstupidsloganineverybodysingalong
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# ^this
*sings along*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# and prettier.
off now, if you're around later i'll be popping in.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# In the sense that I want to fist them with my Judas Priest bracers on, yes.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Judas Priest ftw.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# nah Frankie Lee
infact, will try and find that after i've made tea
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# haha
the joys of /ignoring killerkitti
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I like both!
But if you like one you cannot say you don't like the other, BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Fuck.
:[

Also, Hayley's waaaay prettier.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Evening.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# 'Lo there.
Howzit?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Meh, yourself?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Ai'ight, thanks.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# she's a musician
music, not looks or style. music.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I know!
Paramore is SO much better than Avril. But I just wanted to point that out, too.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# :D
I've never heard anything by this Paramore bunch, but i suspect you're correct.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# what does Paramore mean, anyway?
 
is it a misspelling of paramour, or place name, or what?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I think it's a misspelling
of paramour. I'm not entirely sure though.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I think it means the first one.
I have heard them, and consider them to be cock of the poppiest variety, but never mind all of that. I think I might be a bit old for that sort of thing.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# T > 14
 
LOL
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# above more?
(in the same way as Paracelsus)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Definately.
But I was so disappointed when I heard them, and immediately thought "Avril Lavigne"
I needed something new and happening!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# not so much 'girlfriend' as 'boyfriend'.
not so much 'boyfriend' as heated melon.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Imagine if they activated it at the funeral.
It's be a bit excellent, and a good send off. Just when they were lowering him.

*Takes tricorner off*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# "Oh bugger, the thingy's stuck again"
"Just give the coffin a bit of a kick, it'll lower fine"
"I can't let you do that, Dave"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Daaaaisy Daaaaaaisy
Give me your answer do..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hello.
Again. :]
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Hello :D
How are you?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Tired.
But good. :]
You still feeling sicky?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I am, yes :(
And very very hungry.
But do not worry, I will be fine :)

It is good that you are good because being good is good.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Can't eat?
:[
*big hug*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Don't squeeze too hard ;)
Did you have a good day?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# It was good.
Your letter came in.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Yay! :D
I look forward to your reply ^_^
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I shall write it tonight probably.
I spent the afternoon reading. But then my dad came, and I realized I hadn't written my reply. So I'll prolly do it tonight.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Hahah ok then :D
*excites*
*fidgets*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# ^_^
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Eeeeeeeee
*glees*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# They're burying him in a washing machine?


Woo! Nice tribute.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# pfft, be more solemn please
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# heh
though i hope they don't really do that
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I can't let them do that
if they're called Dave.

I'm sorry, I need to sleep. I don't the difference between right and wrong any more.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# YOU ARE ASLEEP ALREADY.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# stop shouting
I was having a dream about tits and marbles.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# YOU ARE DREAMING.
b3ta is all in your miiiiyiiiind
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Wiki says he died tomorrow.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_C._Clarke

*Edit* You're all a bunch of spoilsports.

*Edit edit* We all know there is nowhere other than England.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# timezone issues
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Time difference.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# how appropriate! :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# DATELINES, MOTHERFUCKER.
 
Wednesday lunchtime, here..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# THE FUTURE!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# in an hour and five minutes it'll be tomorrow here too
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I dispute this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# bbc news or wikipaedia
which would you believe (although it is time zone issues)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# what's the collective term for a group of pedants, then?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# your mum
i think
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# it's "a circlejerk of pedants", according to the OED
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# sorry, that should probably be "pedance"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# an impedance of pedants?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# apparently, the Collins edition has it as
a "mnng" or a "durr" of pedi.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# and not as a mmmllngngnglngllmglng*dribble*mlgnlgnlg of pedants?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# don't make me laugh you cunt, i've got a nasty enough cough as it is
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# haha
*unzips*

I've got plenty of cough syrup!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# nah, that'll only make me choke
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ah well
more for me

*glugglugglug*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# which definition of pedant are we using here?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# "Which definition of the word "pedant" are we utilising in this instance, please?"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I don't know if it's the metric or the imperial one
but as the imperial system of measurement is a metric system that'll just add to the pendantry
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# No, no. That's how you rate pedants.
Level of impedance = how many faults they find.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# surely the level of impedance is the amount of faults there are.
and not how many are found?

:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# No.
I made it up, I set the rules.

Ner-nikky-ner-ner.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# aha! but!
*undresses*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I see.
Well then; I shall have to reply with a:

*fondle*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# an internet of pedants
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# HE DIED IN THE FUTURE!
Good for him.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# It's a good place to die.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# i plan to die then.
or possibly in the past.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I think it's a bit late to die in the past.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Profiles of the future.
I'll miss his work. I'll bet his tombstoneis 1:4:9
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# His work died too!?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# He won't produce any more.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# SHIT
Arthur C Clarke's dead.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# not til tomorrow
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I am just glad the stars aren't vanishing
/geek
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Aw, shame, he was hanging on a bit, nothing wrong with that of course
shame he was hanging on a bit nothing wrong with that of courseIn loving memory
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# he's playing with his orbital insertion module
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Pfft
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# "Will I dream?"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# o no! first haley joel osment and now this!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# haha thanks for making me look to see if he was deaded.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# ten-second celebrities amuse me.
he is dead, it was in the news.

*beets hoarse*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# this is rather sad
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# that was my aim
I'm not happy-go-lucky, flickathewrist, look at that, how's yer father, button yer lip, shut that door, ooh betty, all the time.

Actually, I'm not any of the above very often. I'm quite a melancholy cunt.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# ah ah ah
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *fingers*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# oh trust you.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# :D
I just type what my childish brain shouts
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# don't ever stop.
*tousles*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# scrolled quickly past this
thought it said something about a blouse.

Feel a bit too much like Quagmire now.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I can't see you,
but I bet you're all wearing smashing blouses
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# *racks brain*
oh help....
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Bottom
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Excellent. Thank you.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# haha
I knew when I started saying 'giggedy' during sex, things were not right :P
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# i never remember to say anything funny during sex
i'm usually too busy trying to prevent the terrier getting the binbag off it's head
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# he loves it really
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I keep promising to shout Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
at point of ejaculation, but always forget. My mind gets preoccupied
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Sometimes I do say this.
I am glad there is a lady who feels my pain.


giggedy
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# pain sisters
*high fives*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *high five indeed missy*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# *ponders googling for "pain sisters"*
edit: hmm, seems to be some kid's book
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# you two should like so get together.
hummana hummana.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I'm always in the market for wenches.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# that would be hot
but I will respect Captain Wow's straightness ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
Prize for vastly underestimating my ability to be the Bishop of Bath and Welles goes to....
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# oh really?
;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Do anything to anything.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# is that the replacement for the late
Baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells? :P
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I added the e for femininity.
and yes, I'm the new one. C'mere.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ok
like i'd refuse that :P

i hadn't noticed the "e" (someone slipped it in my sprite) but was referring to your dropping of the baby eating
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Baby from Dirty Dancing?
Get me a brandy and I'll think about it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# managed to never see that
even when i lived with four girls who loved it
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# You're not missing much.
It's got accidental boner in it, though.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# hmm
nah, i'll pass, your grace.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# the cap'n is straight
someone should tell her!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# everyone's gay when unconscious,
i've discovered.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# o_0
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# *JOYS*
*click*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Haaaaava, Nagila, Haaava!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# *has a nagila*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Winamp is playing 'Hava Nagila'
I fucking love it, tis a sexy dance-mix.

HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# fantabulous!


(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# ta!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# ray reardon has arthritis?
woo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# :D
glad you like it.
everyone likes the count!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# yes
this is awesome
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# aw, ta!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# whee
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Oh I say!
That's really very woo.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# oh yes indeed
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# hehe yay!
nice tache!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# crikey!
he's really flying!

like winslet, on titanic!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeee!
FLY YOU CRAZY BUTLER, FLY!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# that is brilliant
a million clicks to you sir :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
Love the Sea.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# wheeeeee
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# glee!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Wheeee!
^_^
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# How marvelous
Woo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I'll just get this out of the way and be about my lurking business once more.
Yet another piece of evidence in my cyber stalking case for a chum's black metal project.

Cleek for biggar, or cleek for Blaencathra.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I am being stalked.
Aaarghh.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *peeks from behind the hedge*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Funny, that hedge
wasn't there before.

That's dedication, that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Farlsh, mit pigeons?
Danke.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# what a nice happy festive scenement
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# This is a rather pleasant stalking technique.
Woo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# very grim and frostbitten :[
I take it you/they have heard of Impaled Northern Moonforest?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Why on Earth do people keep mentioning INM all the time here?
Anyway, DAVYDD! Have you heard of INM?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# all the time?
I'm not sure it's that often!

I am disappointed they merged the INM wiki page into Seth's page - just reading the song titles was good enough for a laugh (actually, probably better than listening to them).

HAIL THE NECROWIZARD!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I preferred his original idea
of just calling them "spikey logo", with a logo of just that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I hadn't heard that before :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I quite like
the fact that the song titles on the 12" aren't the real ones at all; Seth lost them and just invented some more.

Shame he's a dick, really.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Yes.
INM are indeed my frostbitten necrolords. Blaencathra is serious, though, Dimrill is just a silly man.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Immortal are playing here soon
 
a friend of mine is quite keen to see them, but I for one would have to wear adult diapers at such a show
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Go and see them, they're awesome.
I'm not really a death metal fan either, I just happened to catch them at a festival.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I will bear this in mind.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Apparently he's a suspect in several cases of breaking and entering.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# gnu? CANOE?! SO BEE IT!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# he's a suspect
but they still have



no eye deer how he does it
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# He does tend to have that effect when he waves his antlers about
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# HA!
I love that "I had it upgraded"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# you love everything
and think it is all awesome

I just thought you ought to know that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I've started saying "Generic response #284" etc. now.
I have noticed my lack of variation, but cannot be bothered to think of anything else to say.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I wish I was like that
the world would be so amazing.
I bet getting junkmail in the morning is like a carnival.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH YES!
/generic etc.

I don't get much junk mail, to be honest.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# That's probably a good thing
lowers the risk of you having a heart attack
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hahah I don't get excited by junk mail anyway.
I have a filter because it pisses me off.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Or just turning on the television and going
"FUCK! Stuff is happening!"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST!
MY FEET HAVE TOES!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# THEY MOVED!!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# All of a sudden my world seems dull and common place
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I am hugely envious of his optimism
He'll soon have that knocked out of him once he realises he's just another ant in the hill. :)

Good evening mr toast.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# good evening Mr Trippin :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# red eye waffle beard
how odd :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I love their third album



but their 2nd one was shit
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# kept singing about brocolli and tranquilisers
didn't really make any sense:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I thought the lyrics were fine
some of their best in fact.

It was just that hour long intro of a sandbag being beaten with a horse lung full of dogshit that got to me.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I believe the term is "experimental"
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# That happened to me today!
Except it didn't. I'm lying you see.

Edit: Also, looks like that beard is going to have some competition:

Click it for bigger.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# best thing ever.
no competition.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# this is very good.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Smoker missing?
Peel in the Thames?

*sorry, I'll go back to lurkio status*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# that's what i thought you said
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Beards are confusing.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# beards, trouble
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# sentinet beard
a very worrying prospect, at least it makes waffles
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha
I guess I'll have a waffle then.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# YES
 
PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SPINE YET, I AM USING IT
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I am sick to death of looking at this bastard
for the last 48 hours so it's done. No more.

This is worth1000 right?



Click for bigger (383KB)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# It's very nice.
Have a well done. Free of charge.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# just assume i've drawn a massive cock on that, would you?
ta
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# c'mon
i'll do one too
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i don't like this sort of thing
but i can live with this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# excuse my ignorance
but what does worth 1000 refer to? Is it a play on a picture paints a thousand words?

(I know it's a website, I mean why did they call it that)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I think you have bingo right there
now shout house and piss your knickers
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I bet that's why I'm not winning.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# because you don't shout house and just piss your knickers?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Yeah, like a PRO.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# i don't think i could piss my knickers
not deliberately anyway
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Apparently*cough*it's all in the mind, once you get over
your basic wiring for 'wee go in toilet' you can do it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# yes, picture words
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# it's that old saying
a picture's worth a thousand words
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# you see that's where I was confused
I could have sworn the saying was "a picture paints a thousand words" not "is worth"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ok
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yep
that's how I remember it. So they should call it "paint1000.com" instead then?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I've always heard it as 'worth'
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# the domain's available
get cracking, i say
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I ENDORSE THIS PROPOSITION
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Oooh I like this.
Nice colours, nice explody star type cloud nebulous stuff, nice hips.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Ta!
...

Oh...you're talking about the pic...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# fcuk me sideways
that is all of the good
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# if I see one of those in a field at night
is it already too late?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# nah, just probably means you are
sobering up and should come round to mine.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# :)
I'm completely lightweight these days, barely drink a bottle of anything and I'm knackered
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# coo
nicey very very nicey
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Ruddy marvellous!



(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# CRAP.
NEXT!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# even the Rev. Jesse and yeknom have moved on from this sort of thing
 
SAVE IT FOR DEVIANTART
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Open the crematorium doors Hal
Photobucket

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7304004.stm

[EDIT} *Relurks*, thanks for coming everyone, see you next year.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Oh NO.
Awww, poor dude. Well, 90 is a good age.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# now will the papers go for the "great author" angle
or the "Gary Glitter's neighbour, wink wink" angle? (although I'm sure they got sued for alleging it last time)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Oh my I think I might wet myself.
Part o this story has totally killed me I'm trying so hard to type.

Ahhh calm now. Calmer, anyway.


'Once called "the first dweller in the electronic cottage", his vision captured the popular imagination. '

Sorry, that's the best euphemism ever and I'm off again. I'm crying.

Futuregay.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# electronic cottage
oh deary me

:)

this has resulted in the phenomenon known as "laughing like a bastard"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Thank you.
I've got tears running down my cheeks now, I really was bent over the keyboard trying to finish that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I'll bend you over the keyboard again,
and dwell in your electronic cottage
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Aren't I a bit old for you?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# That's not the point.
The point is DWELLING IN THE ELECTRONIC COTTAGE.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# You've given me an idea.
Vaginal fairy lights. What do we think? Marketable?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Definately.
I'll take 12
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# and now I'm laughing at "vaginal fairy"
but I'm not sure why :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# My stepsister calls hers a fairy.
I make every attempt to fit the word "fairy" into general conversation it's relevant in.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# yes, which we are laughing at because of its reference to cottaging in a futuristic way
not, ooh er, sounds like it might mean a fanny
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I didn't think it did anyway, I was just being silly.
What's with you tonight?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# a cat, a cup of coffee and a lot of UV unwrapping
what's with you?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Nothing, I am alone.
You see, I am a lonely person who everyone hates.
/angst.

Nah, I have a glass of water, my snake whom I am just abotu to feed a mouse to, and Lester Chicken the hand puppet.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I'mhaving a hard time typing a reply to this
:D

hahahahahah
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# As you should.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# awesome
do futuregays get to wear shiny space outfits? I might join up if they do.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# pink spandex space suits?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# pink spandex pants under a semi transparent glittery spacesuit
with a helmet shaped helmet
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# which, interestingly enough
is very much the uniform I had in mind should I get around to animating this:



:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# *opens pod bay doors*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# "HAL I need you to release the docking lubricant"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Oh I think they should.
Or clear ones.

And there should be UV EVERYWHERE.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# it's like barbarella
only she's got a cock
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Well I'm sold.
Those little dolls can fuck RIGHT OFF, however.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I shall bring stomping equipment.
What are you going to be doing?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# watching and wanking
or floating around in zero-g with ladyboyberella
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I think you should BE ladyboyberella.
Any excuse to get you back in lipstick.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I tried to sing about it
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I hope to fuck they
finally expose the filthy kiddie fiddler.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# doubt theyever will now
unless there's some estate that can be got at
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# You stupid daily mail prick cunt.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I'm a cunt because Clarke is a self confessed
paedophile who saw nothing wrong with having penetrative sex with 12 year old boys whilst having his celebrity save him from prosecution?
Charming.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Misquoted and totally proved as such.
FFS.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I'll need citations for that.
Because he gave the interview and said as much as has been seen in transcripts. He bottled out og it. His friends in Sri Lanka have openly said he has been active with young boys up until a few years ago. He's a fucking filthy child molester and if his estate would like to sue me to prove me wrong they are welcome. There will be hundreds of kids willing to come forward now.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# While I respect your opinons.
they are that. Based on nothing more than Tabloid quoted transcripts I suspect.

"Kiddie fiddler"? for God's sake, what does that even mean?

History will speak of Clarke in the same breath as Wells and Verne. Not Garry fucking glitter or any other paedivairus.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# you are in the wrong place for
fanboy worship. You don't respect my opinion. I respect the words of numerous people who have been close to him. You think. Ah fuck it. Keep your fantasy. They kids meanwhile will be queuing up for a piece of the newspaper pie with their abuse stories.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# You're right.
The tabloids will find those willing to tell, dispite the facts.

And you're wrong, I do respect your opinion. look.......

*reveals (repulsive) respecting gland*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# (although I'm sure they got sued for alleging it last time)
becaus it wasn't true gay != paedo.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Yeah!
But fucking hell! They're dropping like flies today!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *puts away swatter*
"I ain't done nothing! right!"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Fly's undone!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# ah,that explains the breeze
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# on an earlier b3ta news report
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Oh I missed this....
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# bindunpiss!
The memes send me reeling!

*reels*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# what memes?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# bindun + mindpiss :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# And the other one is better
Ah well, these anomalies come in threes I believe.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Nother one
to come, then.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# 3 get reported
because that's the maximum our multimedia atrophied brains can handle

in the meantime, several thousand people have died

but we aren't meant to care about them :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# You know what bugs me..
Well I'm gonna tell you anyways, which may upset Pasanonic, but hey.
When a soldier dies in Iraq they report it."OMG a soldier has died fighting in a war!" Every single one, individually! Did they get pressganged or did they sign up themselves,being of sound mind?
If they did that for ther Great war or WWII we'd get a constant stream of dead soldiers.We know they shouldn't be there.But they signed up, It was their choice.
Or am I missing some point here.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# it's an easy way to highlight the futility and unjustness of this particular 'conflict'
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# well, we're all fucked one way or another
it's just a matter of degree and the route to get there
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Jees! Will famous people stop dying so fast!
You start a 'shop of one ,then another dies!! I just can't keep up!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# just shop a field with upturned soil
should be plenty room in that
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Selfish bastards!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# arf!
Arsebucket
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Haha
That's proper.

"You're a small man, and your in a bubble, but you're out of shape and I do this for a living"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# oh noes!
*boo hoo*

i bet no-one in the meedja will even mention it cos of minghella.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# And Captain Birdseye
He's dead too.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# waaaaaaaaah
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# My urine is blue and has a name, his name is Uri.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# yes?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Teehee.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# You know how some people laugh when they get confused?
Yeah. Right now. What, you crazy munchkin?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# LAUGHING TASTES LIKE chicken
FACKT
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Everything is making me laugh today.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# DOCTA JONES, NO TIME FOR ROOFIOZ!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# YES!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Heh, Imma po-lease orf-fa-sa
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Ah, good old Arnie.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# *snorts with laughter*
fantastic
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Haha what?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha this hasn't helped my laughing situation.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# what
the
fuck
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# hEEHEE, me like EWE!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# DICE LIKE A MOTHER-FUMBLA!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I AGREE
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Eh?
so, may as well stick this in here. It's not worthy of it's own thread



Click for slightly bigger
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I thought that was an xmas tree for a moment
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# COSBEE LIKE!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# oh noes!
what a slight confusion :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# confused am wee?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# can't get the stars right


it's a piece about global warming...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# global warming will destroy the americas?
then i'll start believing in it and forget everything SCIENCE has taught me
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# yikes
angry board tonight...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# wha?
i'm agreeing with the hopes and dreams of your post.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# You're blaming America for global warming?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# it's the best way of going about one's life
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Whereas it's clearly the fault
of the Kyotons
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I'm one of the clearly insane people
who doesn't like to blame people for global warming etc.
Especialy not in sweeping generalisations such as this :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# It's not that america is to blame for it
it's that america constantly refuses to sign treaties to try and curb it. To the point that their own states are suing the government
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I'm not about to get into a debate about this,
I get enough ideas and views forced down my throat from my friend Richard, who hates everything about America.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# it's not a hate america thing, its a following the news thing.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# That's not how he sees it.
He's even making up stories about George Bush ordering people to spear babies and everything.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# nice, does he believe this or is he laughing at the time?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# it's just their government i hate
well, that's not entirely true, but it does account for at least 68.567283275% of the hate
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# damn them and their love of air conditioning and giant refrigerators
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# They've got brazillians of them!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# "mummy what's the kyoto agreement?"
"Basically son, an evil race of people, called the Kyotons, all agreed that they would be total cunts."
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# clearly, he's an enemy of freedom
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# It's lovely, I like the style.
But if worms can put their head above the flood, surely humans should too?

I'm honestly not being picky. well I am.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# IT'S A HAND AS YOU DAMN WELL KNOW MISS WOW
*cuddles*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# OH I SEE
I honestly thought it was a worm.

*hug* ello precious.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# 8 minutes!
something keep u?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i had to launch imageready
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
#
Hahahahaha!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha Fucking Hell!
or in this case...High water!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# is that a bollock?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# either a bollock
or the pink panther's paw...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# maybe
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# that brings a tear to the eye
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# go on! blow it out of the face bum
I reckon if he wears roller skates the resultant thrust will cause him to eliminate several land speed records :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahah
WUT?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Brazillian fart sex?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# haha
my thoughts exactly
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# :D:D:D
it's not really sex though, is it?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# No.
But it cracked me up!

OMG!Surprise punnage!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# it was a hole-load of fun!
and a right gas!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Pffft!


(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# FTW!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# This child is being bummed in the face
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# line deux
same theme.
different post.
(and took notice of the previous comments)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ok great
next lesson to learn is not to repost in a new thread
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# he added to it nicely :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# He didn't?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# at least he's added something
although still a slap on the wrist event.

i think mods should be able to keep l-plates on for a second week if deserved, this guy would probably benefit from some extra fluffeh-ness
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# it has been improved by scientifically measurable standards
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# B3ta by far
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# YAY! You're going to fit right in here
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# fuck
if there's a pitch invasion they'll all die!
edit: and I'm a slow munter tonight :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# hahahaha!



(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Yay!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# We love teh cock!
But not real ones up our bums!
Although some of us do!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# 1 HOUR AND 38 MINUTES TO GO
and we all love cocks in our bums.
Even teh laydeez
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# who in the whatnow?
eh?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# GAY SHIFT
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# oh that is like sooo last tuesday
I mean come oon, like for real
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Ah yes.
I've usually gone by now! never mind then!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# crudeness at it's crudest
lacks magenta though ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Miaaaow?

ningles & usual apologies :p
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# SHIT ME
that's fantastic *click*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# That is freaking me out!!!!
Woo though
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# "CAT FACE HAS THE FACE OF A CAT"
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# That's glorious.
I had a furry (as in the lol- way) dream last night and it was kind of like that- I was trying to describe it to someone earlier and failing.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# You talented git
Woo, that is rah
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# WOW!
I mean WOO!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I love that
;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# That is absolutely lovely.
Everything about this is woo, yay and houpla.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# FUCK ME THATS GOOD!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Woo Yay
Yiff Yiff growl etc
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# *click*

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Effing ace!
Effing ace!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Wow
That's really well done.
It reminds me of a Piers Anthony book I read ages ago, can't remember the title. Had horse men in it too I think.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# MEEEOOOWWW. YIFF! YIFF!
 
GRRRRRRR.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# thats awesome :) clicks
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# my mind has been tainted
if no one ever told me what a furry was this would be 10000x more awesome
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)
# A rather late reply
but thank you all...
I feel all warm & squishy :)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Err.... *would*
(Runs away and hides)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

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