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It's all true!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)

...

It's also 4 o'clock... which is a good time for Wanking Wednesday...
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/13251

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

not me!

4.30 and i'm out the door and they can kiss my arse.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

Just like you kiss theirs?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

4 for me....

except today cos I'm going to the pub... HOORAY
Which means Im here til 4.30 boo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

lucky them

usually work till 7ish. i usually start at 10 tho.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

With a four hour lunch?

;o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

I'm on annual leave until two weeks today!

It's always 5:15!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

Can you hear me?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

I like tall speakers

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

The continued existence of Cliff Richard perplexes me.

He was on some chat show the other week and you couldn't tell where the leather jacket he was wearing finished and he started.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

Hahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

I like short speakers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

*rollerskates past*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

I like

big butts

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)

I'm sure someone will be along with the spanging pan in a minute.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

someone broke it on my face yesterday . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)

Does this mean we can pun with impunity?

I'll have to get thinking.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

I expect it has the vague impression of a bowler hat on it

so often does it wend it's way toward you, knight errant of the noble order of the pun that you are.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

Hahaha

Hear hear! Hear hear! Hear me bad boss bass beat rockin' to da core!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

*insert DJ cliche here*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

Better!

Better source pic too!
*swoons*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)

*Hoping someone drops da bomb*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)

Tick tick tick tick BOOM!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

Where is the whip?

Where I ask you??

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

You bad man!

Pfffffftttttt!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)

I can has eeeeeeeeeeevil?

CF Bono's ego-size.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

The name's Bond

A-Vaga Bond.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

Pffft....

Hahahahaha

I hadn't thought of that. That is how I shall introduce myself from now on.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

how's your courtyard looking?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

Been to cold to do anything.really.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

Burn things.

Lots of things.

Start with the house. It will cleanse it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)

Silly Mr. Bond

Hostel is not embassy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)

cool!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

PEADO!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

Hahahaha

Don't you repress me you fascist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)

I AM JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I AM NOT 5 ANYMORE:(

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)

Off da hook...

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

pfffttt......

again with the chuckles - woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

That's absurd!

And woo worthy!

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

Curse of the Mummy Pt. 19

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

Oh my.

Although I imagine it would be comfier.

In all fairness, the mummy has a point.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

How's your tumbly?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

Owwwwwwwwwwwww.

But I haven't needed to get up in a bit, so at least the bad part is over.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

*offers warm beverages*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

I am currently

sat next to a very hot radiator, on which there is a blanket. I am snuggled up to the blanket, with the corner fetchingly on my head.

Look like a tard, but it's comfy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

I don't think I've ever been so turned on.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

And I'm chewing a pen lid.

Get a tissue, let me tell you about the sock I've got on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)

Too late for the tissue I'm afraid

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

Are you with him?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

In spirit

and via the webcam with ceiling cat.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

He's holding my hand.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)

OI oi trouble

I couldn't help but think of you when I posted this last night:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

pfffttt......

you are so gay for me!
:)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)

Not on your rates I'm not!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

awwww c'mon

EVERYONE pays for it one way or another!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

Yes but everyone knows the AUD is wor5thless against the pound:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

.46 +/-

but the cost of living here is blah blah blah

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

She's gonna wind up workin' in a gas station anyway

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DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)

Y E S !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

Does he talk to his Mummy with that mouth?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

I can't help hearing

him as being stuck on the very first bit of "Barbara Ann"

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DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

Harlequin baby?

Edit: just read the subject line.
I'll pack the extra big fry pan for April.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)

Not for me, cheers.

Just had lunch.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

there is always more room for crackling

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)

Well, ok.

Just a little piece.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

as long as you pack some bacon* as well

you're on!
(* or other pig flavoured treats)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

you should have been here for the last curry I cooked

I hate curries as a result of rearing.
my wife opened my eyes as to proper cooking of the fore mentioned ways of cooking off meat* and I have been converted.
*not necisarrily off, but fucked if I will order a curry when out.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)

And from then on, it was only ever referred to as 'The Night of The Badger'

There is a bigger one, but quite frankly, what's the fucking point?

Edit: I must stop being such a miserable bastard: biggar 'ere

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

Can it be milked ?

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

Nope.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

fair call

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

That was a very quick response.

How long did you spend trying?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

not a huge amount of time, frankly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

Oh well.

Lovely picture, by the way.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

Cheers, guv.

Sorry, I'm in a lousy mood today. Apologies

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

he hasn't got 'much-room, much-room' in there

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

*spang*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

hahaha

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

Arrrgh!

*runs away*
*hides*
*hears snuffling*
*runs away again*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

I can seeeee you!

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

the entire city has the tuberculosis!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

GIANT BADGER!!!!

*Runs*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

♫ because the night belongs to badgers ♪

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fuscous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

I wish this were true, I would love him for my big badger friend.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)

thats what you get for sleeping through all of human civilization I suppose

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

Thats so touching

*wipes a tear from my eye*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

Awwwwww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)

Awww ...

*kills with rusty, chipped meat cleavers*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

I'll put a fiver on neither Cthulhu or ghosts being killable with meat cleavers =D

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)

I'll take that bet.

Meat cleavers are both effective and versatile.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

..before devouring them with his vagina-metaphor

mouth. Ftaghn!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

how many tentacled mimsies have you come across?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

HP Lovecraft was afeared of ladies,

according to some. Cthulhu is supposedly all about his fear of womens bits.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

that so?

all the best horrorists are mental about sex
look at geiger

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

/checks geiger

Radiation seems normal, Major.

You mean Giger? Yes, an old flatmate of mine insisted on having a poster of 'Penis Landscape' over the fireplace. It used to put me right off me toad in the hole, I can tell you.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

*sniff* that's beeyooodiful!

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

Excellent as ever

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

Aw, sweeeeet!

*covets*

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

Just a thought....

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

arf!

*click*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Ear Cataracts?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

also, Happy B3taday!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

Cheers!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

happy b3taday

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

Thanks!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

cock candled cake FTW

also happy b3tady to Barbarossa!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

happy barbarossa candle icon day

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

Ta very much!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

Ha ha!

I think Monkeon might have done something similar many threads ago...

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

bugger...

Thought as much.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

If Monkeon hasn't done it,

Slim did. Yours is very good though.
Very hairy.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

Hahaha excellent

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Click!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

In the eye of the beholder ... god ...

Displace the priest:

CFBloody great .jpg

7 points for both song and artist

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

IT'S SUCKING ME IN!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

so THAT'S what he looks like

now i know!

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

Is it 'great big swirly cyan thing'

by Chas 'n' Dave?
dunno

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Nearly!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

Great big swirly cyan thing

by Charles and Eddie?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

now, you're just being silly

you're just being silly Duh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

Pepsi and Shirley?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

yes, please!

please!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

I have none.

You can have Budgens cola and Mark from the local YMCA...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)

m'kay

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)

Mark put your overalls on the right way round.

now say hello to the nice man.

No, to the nice man, Mark, you said hello to me in the car, remember poppet?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

Hello Mark!

You're my wife now
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)

That's what we like to see.

Mark, don't forget Scooby Doo lunchbox. That's it love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

Would I lie to you WTW!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

Excellent song.

It was on telly last night. They had this thing on the hits with 90s songs on it, and that was one of them. Seriously, I loved pretty much EVERY SONG on there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

I actually think it's a cracking song too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

It bloody is.

They had China Black on as well. Bloody CHINA BLACK. I was in heaven.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

You are both wrong.

In all the wrong ways.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

I'm wrong in good ways.

Hush.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

Chjarles and Eddie, yes

China Black, no

You'll be singing the praises of Chaka Demus and Pliers next!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

You know it.

And Skeelo. And Bobby Brown.

If you're lucky, I'll throw in a bit of Bel Biv Devoe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

Gah vortex!

Sorry for the TJ. Got my other property for on a booking system just one review so far. Nice averaging system they have on the booking siite.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

WELL BREAKFAST.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well full of baaacooooooooon.....

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

His bacon sarnies are frankly excellent

it does have to be said.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

Yeah

But it's going to be a nightmare doing it for about 25 people on Sunday morning with a hangover!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)

Ohhhh no. NO. I'm already helping with the barbie.

I'm going to have the worst hangover of all of us as well, I barely drink.

(No really, I'll probably just follow you around with my forehead on your back asking you to warn me when we're going to be going down stairs)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

Naaa

If the weather's good I'll just do it all on the BBQ as well.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

Excellent.

I can lean against the wall then. Or a friend.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

Or a friend's wall!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)

Indeed, if it's your wall.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

i can help out the breakfast probably

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)

Thank you.

Seriously, I'll be in no fit state.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

i'll more than likely need roughly 8 pints of coffee on IV but i can make pretty good breakfasts as long someone else does the eggs

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

I can't do eggs unless the pan is brilliant.

If the egg's going to stick to the pan I am USELESS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

i can sort that

although there'll be none of that continental bollocks or coffee.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

continental bollocks? for breakfast?

I've seen those german films...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

they'll eat anything those germans

pick a meat call it bratwurst and serve it up for breakfast. at least the french only eat
puff pastry.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

Well you wouldn't want a diseased one!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

Certainly not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

you can get ointment for that

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)

You're no fun

According to Andrea Kern

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

was Andrea Kern the redhead?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

Get the Yellow Pages out Archie, we've got a girl to find.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

you hit the psychiatric wards, and I'll call the Samaritans

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)

I am wearing my trilby, and am ready for action.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

you might want to put some clothes on as well, it's a bit chilly out

*cue Dick Barton music*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

Psychiatric evaluations are best conducted naked.

that way they'll be cowering in the corner of the room quiet as a mouse and I won't need to threaten to hit them with a rolled up copy of the Thomson local.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)

I feel a good cop/bad cop routine taking shape

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

Routine?

Please tell me there's a song. That really would complete it for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)

of course there's a song!

it just needs some fine tweaking, and a couple of small additions and it's complete.

those two small additions being lyrics and a tune

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

...and a bit of a dance in the middle?

Don't worry, you can be Ginger.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

hahaha

*lost for words*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

I shouldn't have come out from behind this pillar.

Can I borrow your coat? You're right, it is a bit cold.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

*hands coat*

/I noticed

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

Oh you flirt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

dirk gently FTW

hang on, that's sir digby chicken cesars music!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

Dirk Gently's thingy DA, I've read that book, aeons ago.

And I've only ever seen the Sir Digby thing once, he was stealing something and humming to himself. Thoroughly enjoyed it though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)

Sorry mate,

but I can't understand a word you're saying.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

nicely shopped

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

Not shopped

Apparantly the average of 98 over one booking is 97.5%:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

YOU ARE NOT TOTAL FUN!

not sure why we're responding in capslock...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

BECASUE WE CAN

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

BECAUSE WE'RE WORTH IT

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

*flicks hair*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

Herr Flick's

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

"Klop"!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

magic eye pedo?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Hurray!

Pip's gonna get his dream volcano lair! Woo!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

everyone loves the denizons!

where did you get the idea/inspiration for them?

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Weetobix, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

from me, ashally . . .

ashally . . .oh yes I've inspired the greats . . .
*cries at the stark truth*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

This is obviously a lie

They aren't even wearing hats.

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

The work of Edward Gorey.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

Ahh yes

now I see the link :)

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Weetobix, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

Wogan-o-bix

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

Pfft

so tell me about your new book

(

Weetobix, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

actually - I'm glad you mentioned it because it's out just in time for

Christmas and that's the only reason I came on your show...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

*sarcastic comment about eurovision entry*

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Weetobix, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

*moans about the traffic on whatever road is the one I use*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

*charges 5 grand for charity appearance*

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Weetobix, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

*tells oldest joke in the world*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)

Heh, nice one...

Can they come over and build me an extension?

:D

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

is he thinking of a robot girl penguin!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

i am

*rubs thighs*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

I could do with a few of them for the garden

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

you'd set your inexhaustable source of free labour

to work in your garden?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

You clearly don't have

a garden.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

I was delighted to see upon entering my garden yesterday

that my frogs have finally spawned. They'd been humping for weeks!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

Frogsex!

We get a lot of toads under the shed and in amongst the rocks. The kids are terrified of them.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

Your granny must be knackered!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

she's certainly a little damp

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

392 is a lot of comic!

Woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

Nice sense of distance there

Also, good punchline! :D

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..wil, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Hahaha this one made me giggle. Nice scripting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Draw Pip dressed up as a denizen

Oh wait, you didn't say "what shall I draw..."

Well draw it anyway!

*Threatens with [INSERT SCARY THING HERE]*

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

hahaha

Lovely as usual

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

ohhh mamma..

your my first, my last, my curly wurly...

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Just a thought

Is it Easter holidays?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

soon

next weekend me thinks

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

Errr

This weekend, isn't it?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

school holidays are all oer the place thouigh

Mrs S gets friday and monday off, then back fior the rest of the week, THEN gets two weeks off

ut some have got normal two weeks OVE easter

*shes a teach...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

very soon

poor taste easter post coming up later :D

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

beware!!

Click for bigger (394KB)

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

hahaha!

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

hahaha!!

you sir, are a comic genius!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

hahaha

dear god

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

Ha ha ha!

And no alien horse in sight!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

no?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

hahahaha!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

hahaha!!

LOLlage!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

OI!

STOP LOLLING AND GET BASKING!
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

*basks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

For her sake

I'm hoping Jenny's the woman!

/Want real vetinary. Want Mr. Farnham blog

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

Has it been wormed?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

eh?

~~wormed~~ monkeyed
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

hahaha!

though, somewhat less viscous than a normal dog?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

haha! lovely!

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Chisel, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

haha

very good

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

Bloody hell, that was quick!

(And better.)

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

nicely!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

Aw!

I rather like that, rather gentle humour for this board! :D

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..wil, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

I'm sorry too...

(It's amazing what embalming can do these days...)

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

haha!!

stuffed and mounted on the roof.
that'll be me.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

What?

Arthur C. Carked it then?

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

Or:

Arthur C. Casket

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

Yup:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7304004.stm

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

Yes, I know.

I posted mine ^^^ before that comment i'fact.

But thanks anyway.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

HARRY HILL'S DEAD??!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

What are the chances of that happening, eh?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

Arses...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

*looks into camera*

*shakes head*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahah

*gakk...*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

What are the chances of that happening, eh?

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

Cripes,

we even matched on punctuation...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

What are the chances of that happening, eh?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

So thats why he talked funny...

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

lucky old zippy!

;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

Do you play with your twanger?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

I've only got a little twanger!:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

You could play with a friend's....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

*wobbles it around a little*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

I'm just going to go and make a brew.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

CSOAP?!

*despairs*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

Wasn't that a line from the film Heather Mills made?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

*chokes on sarnie*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

that bungle..

he gets everywhere!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

lols

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

too brown

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

heh heh

green poo ftw!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

The bushes in the lower corners

make me think of goatse hands for some reason.

This worries me.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

you see what you want to see...

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

If you read this you're a statsboard loser!

Grey and grey and grey and grey. Grey and grey and grey. I can sing a woodlouse...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

hahaha

not heard that!
*youtubes*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

COMIC SANS

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

'noon

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

Sorry, I don't like green flavour.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

:O really?

I love green flavour. Give me your green ones and you can have all my purple ones.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

It's a trade.

*licks green ones*

*hands over*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

I don't mind, you look healthy to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

Haha! Yeah, I'm all young and pert.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

*fondles*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

*hisses*

This one is mine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

aye alright

fuck sake keep your hair on
i didn't want this one anyway
not for me, oh no
*mumble mumble grumble*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

Relax, Charlotte Church is in the cupboard.

I got her for you yesterday. She's dead angry, so you'll have a fight on your hands.

See, I do think of everything. Your Empress provides, does she not?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

*GRIN*

i should have known better really.

*straps tea tray to chest*

oh charlotte!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

And my Home Secretary is happy again.

Marvellous. *sips childrens tears through curly straw*.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)

*entices charlottes rage with dangling scrotum*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

Nubile young lovely.

*pats knee*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

*perches*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

*sniffs*

Mmmmmm, smells of youth. Creamy, creamy youth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

Oops sorry... I brushed your boobs with my arm and... well... y'know :(

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

QUICK, TO THE JUICING CHAMBER

_{I really have no idea any more. I think I think there's some sort of vampire thing and I'm a bit like Dracula, but the jucing chamber should be steampunk, I think. Anyway, onwards...}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

TO THE JUICE DEPOSITORY, SPACEMAN.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

*flaps wing type things*

Spaceman? IN MY CASTLE?

Panoth-Graal, seek him out this instance. The plan has changed, inform the others. The Ritual COMMENCES NOW.

_{Already we've beaten that flick about the vampires and the werewolves in terms of plot}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

YOU'RE A STTRRRRAAAAANGE YOUNG LADY.

*covets*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

Don't stop, I'm nearly there.

AHEM I mean back in character, quick. For the clean reasons.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

THERE APPEARS TO BE A ZOMBIE DAFFODIL IN THE JUICE VATS.

*fires epic laser beam from his eye*

WHO YAH GONNA CALL, BATMAN?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

We are subtly being directed by Ed Wood from beyond the grave.

YOU SPEAK WORDS OF BRAVADO, HAIRBOY, BUT YOUR KNEES GIVE YOU AWAY.

Soon, the moon will be destroyed and I will be the RULER OF THE EARTH.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

MOON: 2076,

THE TRAGIC STORY OF THE LADYBIRD. WILL THE WORLD EVER BE SAVED? ONLY THE PAUL DANIELS EMULATOR CAN TELL.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

And I'm finished.

It was Paul Daniels that did it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

leave it a few decades

it'll all be brown

(

SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

despondant satire, that man

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

green flavour is much nicer than any other flavour

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

NO. WAY.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

i'll see any colour flavour you 've got a raise you green opal fruit, sunshine

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Oh it's TOTALLY on.

GO RED SKITTLE ATTACK.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

green opal fruit uses BUBBLEBEAM!

go on, get out you red skittle bitch

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

RED SKITTLE IS TRYING TO EVOLVE

b b b b b b b b b bb b b b b b b bb

That's strange, Red Skittle didn't evolve.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

Green Opal Fruit is confused

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

Hahaha!

Ttssattsr is out of usable Skittles. Ttssattsr blacks out.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

congratulations green opal fruit!

dominance has been established

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

Hooray! \o/

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

*smashes way to the centre of the earth!"

(

Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

i KNEW it!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

HOW NUCH DO YOU WANT IN RETURN FOR THE 1/8TH OF THE EARTH YOU STOLE?

WE WILL PAY ANY ANYTHING!

PLEASE RETURN IT NOW!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

Never! Muahahaha

*watches earth wobble*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

Jokes on you pal!!!

the earth will complete that wobble on 21st December 2012 and then the sun will form a direct alignment with the centre of the milky way and earth.
Then fuck all happens.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

I prefer mine without the crusts

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

/dives into volcano

Mmmmm, orangey... Hang on... AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

RPS (or W)

(

shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

I do not have a "toav" gif

can you please post something else

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

How's this:

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

Silly Ttssattsr!

Woofadings is not vanses!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

Oh oopsies! What about crabs?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

See, if it wasn't for normal people

I'd have a t shirt with a crab on. B3tans would get the crabby goodness, they'd understand the excellence of crab, but normal people would think I was in some way making a rather harsh judgement on my own sexual behaviour or something.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

nonsense

I'm afraid everyone loves crabs, best of all the crustaceans.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

Yeah, that'll be why I get funny looks

when I get excited at the fish counter.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

or pehaps it is

the way that said excitement exhibits itself...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

MY FLIES BROKE.

I didn't do it on purpose.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

plus

they might think you were into astrology

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

And I'm not even Cancer. I'm Saggitarius.

Although some people say I'm Ophiuchus, which is that 13th one. I don't really know or care.

Manwife is a crab though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

i didn't understand most of what you said because astrology is bullshit.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

Dingdingding we have a winner.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

Grahhhrrrrrr *scorpions*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

My parents are scorpions.

I'm half best of all the animals. Or a big hairy bloke with a snake.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

Sheep over here

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF152-Scorpy_the_Forest_Friend.gif

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

Ha ha!

I love that comic.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

that's a good 'un

but pbf has lost its way if you ask me.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

nellyphants will end you

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

Yeah who will do what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

nellyphants will do you

and you'll like it

you shall call them master.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

Right.

Scared, horny, ambivalent? What do you want?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

i don't even know anymore

I'm going hide under this chair until my Nellyphant masters come out of hiding

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

I shall wait for them to arrive.

For a warning party you're very vague.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)

yum!

*steams*
*serves with garlic, lemongrass and ginger*
*full up*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

shit

NEXT!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

NEXT!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

I'm laughing

but also thinking 'That's totally the bike for me'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

VROOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

no need to be rude

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

It was the first decent Gif of Van Morrison that I could find

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

0_O

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

WUT?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

"If driven safely, this van is stolen"

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

also available in a wide variety of colours and finishes direct from the manufacturer

please see your local dealer for further information.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

Masticate at Joseph's

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

nice parking

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

Needs more Washington Sniper.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

How about

"I wish my daughter wasn't this dirty"

(Not on that van, obviously)

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

HERE IS A THING THAT WE SEE ON A MESSAGEBOARD..

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

O HAI GRONKPAN

I KEEPWRITING POSTSAND NOT POSTING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO RUDE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

SOMETIMES IT CAN BE A CHALLENGE TO BE NICE. A NICE CHALLENGE.

I'm just stopping by, I've had a pretty heavy drinking session so I want to get some sleep in before work.

There's two of us to manage 60 people tomorrow. FUCKING HOLIDAY CUNTS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

yeah it's quarter to two over here.

so I'm a bit mashed, too.

Thursday this morning, but Friday through Monday off..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

YES.

Really, I bed now. I've had a pretty heavy week or two and I want to be up for a big weekend.

night.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

I've had a mental image for a while

of you discovering what the day shift has become and shedding a single tear, like an indian chief looking at Knoxville, Tennesee.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

well, hopefully I won't remember any of this in the morning.

LIFE IS GOOD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

I hate those kinds of messages written on vans, it's just wrong and I can't see why anyone would do it.

It's "I wish my wife were this dirty" clearly.

/predictable punchline blog

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

i hate that your wife isn't dirty enough.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

This is getting weird now.

Previously
Previouser

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

*pats down that bit of hair at the side*

*pats*

*pats harder*

*licks hand, pats*

There.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

Belive me.

It'll take more than that.
/something about mary blog.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

pliers?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

That'd do it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

consumerist.com/368589/woman-sues-american-airlines-over-masturbating-passenger

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

*slaps heels*

*spins around*

OOOPLAH!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

Shit, he's gone country again.

Someone open the door to the cellar. Nibus, pass me that set of tongs, will you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

rubber- or fur-handled?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

bavarians only use leather!

silly:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

The rubber ones, the rubber ones.

Quick, before he gets up the stairs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

I was wearin lederhosen I'll have you know.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

NOT IN THIS HOUSE.

I HAVE a pair of Lederhosen, how bad is that? They won't fit any more, luckily, but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

*puts left foot in*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

*Left foot out*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

*in*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

*out*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

*spluffs*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

the irony that I am using my nicotine patch packet as an ashtray is quite overwhelming

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

I am using an ashtray.

An overly cheerful one at that. It's one of those spinny ones, and it's orange with big daisies on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

i have no ashtray

or cigarettes.

i think i might go to the post offce and send some stuff off in a minute.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

Do you smoke?

I have something to send off, but as the post office is 20 minutes walk away I'm just going to cover it in stamps.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

Hahaha! That's what I do!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

It's not like we can put too many on, right?

Exactly. I have lots of stamps.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

not for the last two years.

apart from a cheeky cigar once when i was on a stag weekend.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

That might be why then.

I don't think cigars count, anyway. They're entirely different.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

they are the very reason I have got back on the smokes after 2 and 3 years withou even a drag.

1 cigar for an occasion
another on the piss
another 2 on the piss
another 5 on the piss
1 a day
2 a day
3 a day....
$30.00 cigar habit a day
Fuck it. may as well smoke.
happens every time.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

I just cooked a curry that was better than this post

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

I just ate a pot noodle that was better than this post.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

I just reheated some curry I made on the weekend

but I may have to get back to you on how it compares to that post

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

I may not get back to you as the meat I used was questionable

like any proper curry

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

that's why curry was invented, I believe.

at least being a vege the worst that can happen is it'll go through me like water

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

I don't get that phrase.

Water stays in me like water.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

I could take pictures, but nobody wants me to.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

*inserts some reason as not to be vegie just like every other cunt does*

HOW WILL YOU EVER ENJOY THE TASTE OF MY COCK IF YOU DONT LIKE MEAT?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

PIIISSSSSSS. COMIN OUTTA MAH ASSSSSSSS.

EDIT: EATING COCK IS DIFFERENT,OKAY?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

THERE APPEARS TO BE A GHOST VASE NEXT TO YOUR TINY GORILLA.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

Who am I gonna call?

Ghost vase busters? That's just stupid.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

Perhaps Jesus?

Or a sexy lady.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

Sexy lady Jesus?

I'd follow that!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

That's just weird, maaan. You're just totally weird.

Totally weird.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

I'm in the ether.

*zones out*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

*shimmy*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

an executive escort service?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

Who you gonna call

Vase Spitzers

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

what.

indeed.

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

Bit early in the afternoon for that, don't you think?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

He doesn't drink until 5 pm

and it's 5 pm *someplace*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

what? dressing as Superman and gurning?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

I only do that between 18:00 and 18:05

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

what sort of work are you after?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

You know,

Linux-based stuff. Or web application development.

That sort of thing.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

ah, techy things

solis sacerdotibus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

but brain-clever techie things.

And things with Perl. Hooray for Perl!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

perly dewdrops-drops

I have a big red Perl book on my desk with a gallery of rogues on the front...I've never even opened it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

Send it to me!

I will rub it and look at it.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

Down with that sort of t'ing!

Careful now!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

this is a nonsense

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

i agree

yes it is

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

i concur

we are in a concordance

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

ivesb?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

That's what I was thinking...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

*sneaky high five while he's not watching*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

MUM!

goodnight

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

Share the wealth

*holds out a glass*

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

DRINKIN' WHISKEY AN' FIGHTIN' CRIME.

with a goatee.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

soon to be drinking crime and fighting whiskey

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT WHISKEY SMACK IN THE FACE.

Glenfiddich tonight, tasty.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

allow me to indulge my emo side briefly

ladywoman has gone back to italy for easter and I'm lonely :(

I did post this last night but I've added more too it today

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

Ow. :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

Do I change my name?

drop the "sir"?
yes, I think so.
The only reason it was there because I got imaginarily knighted by a (lovely) /talker that no longer frequents anywhere much, and frankly it is a bit of a mouthful isnt it?

Those for and against?...

Do I really need your approval?

why do I end most sentences with a question mark?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

BUT YOU ARE SIR PIGEON NIPPLES. IT'D BE ALL WRONG CHANGING IT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

on this alone I shall not change a thing.

Like my wife, ye shall shall have to put up with a mouthfull.
/poor attempt at humour blog

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

My wife is a ham. A robot ham.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

*envies*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

OH FUCK. I HAVE HICCUPS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

This totally sucks.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

write an elaborate back story about how you lost your title

in a fight ... with and astronaut

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

oh,

this IS good!

but I can not lie:(

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

I can lie for you

for a small fee

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

withnail and i

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

only if you changed it to Lord Pigeon Nipples

anything else is a demotion

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

certainly not

it gives you an air of distinction, without it i wouldn't even bother reading the old bollocks you normally post. but as you're a sir it must be important and worthy of my time.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

captain pigeon nipples?

you could pretend you are a pirate and everything

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

there's more than enough captains round here

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

What kind of sad fuck would do that?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

There is no political solution
To our troubled evolution
Have no faith in constitution
There is no bloody revolution

We
Arse pirates
In the material world

Our so-called leaders speak
With words they try to jail you
The subjugate the meek
But it's the rhetoric of failure

We
Arse pirates
In the material world
Arse pirates
In the material world

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

YARRR!

Fuck that mate.
Only one captain around these parts.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

Change it to sexy penguin nipples

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)

PHWOAR!

I do love myself ever so much
this could be quite fitting:)
But without the penguin replacement bit

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

DO IT!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

*hug*

ladywomens go back to Italy a lot, so I'm told. It'll be ok. Not long to go. This gives you time to make her something nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

I'm thinking of learning more cooking

that seems like a nice thing to do

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

That is a lovely thing to do.

I recommend salmon and gnocchi in garlic creme fraiche, it tastes much more impressive than it sounds and all you need to do is boil the gnocchi.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

hardly cooking then is it?

'smore like preperation ...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

Depends on how much of a poser you want to be about it.

I'd rather eat something that tastes fantastic and took five minutes than a jus of this and a coulis of that, which taste good but not good enough to warrant the hours of preparation.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

where's Twig when you need him

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

also - I don't dispute it tastes nice

it sounds bloody lovely.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

Don't get me wrong, cooking is one of the few things I am talented at

English, French, Japanese, lots of different types (my grandma was a chef and she taught me) but I simply don't have the time to cook properly any more.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

pasties are my next target

then curry

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

Quick tip:

learn how to make a simple dark chocolate torte. I know you're pretty much guaranteed , but all men should be able to make one. It Will Get You LAID.

And you're automatically sorted when dinner parties start happening.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

Quickest cheesecake in the world

1 tub marscapone
icing sugar
vanilla essence
digestive biscuits
melted butter
round biscuit cutter.

1) smash a couple of digestive biscuits. Melt some butter and mix with biscuits. Put this mixture in the bottom of the biscuit cutter. Place in fridge
2) add vanilla essence and icing sugar to marscapone and keep tasting until it reaches desired yumminess. Spoon mixture on top of biscuit mix and leave in the fridge until required.
3) Put on serving plate and wipe round the side of the biscuit cutter with a warm cloth (or attack it with a blowtorch) just enough to allow the cheesecake to slip out of the cutter.

Can server with a strawberry on top if you so wish. But this takes minutes and tastes great!

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

Suggestive biscuits

Pft

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

Ahhhhh, you make it in the same way as I do!

Except I chuck hazelnuts in with the biscuits, but that's just because I love them.

You can put strawberries on the top, but I think the best one I did was when I put flumps and dolly mixtures in the mascarpone mix. Sugary as hell but ace.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

Mmmm

*makes a note to buy flumps and dolly mixture next shopping trip*

That's my "bastard guests turning up at last minute! Quick! Make them tasty treats!" recipe.

I do have one which uses a mixture of cream cheese and greek yoghurt (cheesecakey goodness with half the heaviness and fewer calories) which impressed the in-laws so much, they thought it was shop bought *smug mode*

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

I make my torte

with two good cooking chocolates and espresso coffee. Yummy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

I have never put coffee in it.

Unknown reason, but next time I shall do. Whilst drinking red wine and being shirtless.

Fuck it, I can be Manley AND you. Drinking red wine, shirtless, and telling manwife how thoroughly excellent I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

He needs telling?!

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

Findus crispy pancakes ftw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

Nomnomnom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

they still make them?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

I hope so!

*also adds findus crispy pancakes to shopping list*

Burning your mouth off on volcanically hot filling ftw!

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

Can I marry you?

(but only if you understand the offside rule)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

Oh I don't understand football at all.

I do come with a phone that has Aphex's number in, he understands it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

Deal

I'll book the reception, Now... What to eat?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

Not sweeties.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

But I love sweeties

That's it
The wedding is OFF

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

we did a simple macaroni cheese last night and it came out just *PERFECT*

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

still life is difficult to master

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

i love it when prefect accidently happens

i just made onions, peppers, chillis, pasta and parmasan last night and it came out perfect. just perfect.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

i'm very much not a fish eater

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

salmon isn't a real fish

it's a sort of aquatic meat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

that sounds like a monty python lyric

but I just can't stomach anything that lives underwater. there's a... quality to it i can't put my finger on.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

wet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

that could be it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

is this why the ladywoman has gone back to Italy? ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

just got that

you old rogue :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

Easy, swap the salmon for chicken or something.

It just won't be as tasty due to chicken being a boring bitch of a bird.

Erm.... Ooooh, you could do it with rough torn prosciutto.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

chicken is great

especially before it's dead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)

I like it, it's just not as flavourful as salmon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

aye

I had a lovely bit of Alaskan trout t'other night, with some nice pepper

now I have two king-size Twixes someone made me buy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

Oooooooooooooh sounds lovely.

I had chicken lasagne and salad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

Learn massage techniques

or painting... or tantra

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

reflexology

Ifm you've got an ology malcolm...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

aw.

i'm sure she'll bring you back a nice piece of italian tat!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

i have a case of primitivo wine on its way

Tom's Top tip: Girls who have fathers that own vinyards are good :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

Top form. Marryhermarryhermarryher.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

bit soon for that, me dear

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

i'm only joshing, silly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

Make intimate friends with your curtains instead.

Curtain love diminishes the need for womenfolks.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

*scuffles with venetian blind*

Ohhhh, kinky.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

i have blinds here...

will they work?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

No. And you disgust me by suggesting it.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

*pulls pants up*

sorry mr bird

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

it is not considered gentlemanly

to have knowledge of a man's daughter on the man's couch and then to wipe your cock on the curtains before leaving. I am told.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

quite right

any gentleman instinctively uses an antimacassar

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

I've never used an anti macassar

And what have poeople got against macassars anyway

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

they come over here and steal our jobs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

and they're involved in coverups

of all sorts of things, dubious to my mind

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

have a wank instead

or abuse henry.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)

I have a Henry.

I'd cuddle him protectively if he weren't all the way at the other end of the flat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

surely he'll stretch?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

Well he will but I'd have to go and get him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

henry hoover?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

the old boy with the shopping bags?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

and the hoover

kinky threesome

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

now you can go fuck little boys without her even knowing;)

*high five*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

And lets face

it. With the paedos dying off or being jailed there are many young boys going short of a fucking.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

Buck up

/good at comforting advice blog

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

\o/

super. Repost opportunity.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

SHIT.

NEXT!

I was just talking about you today

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

This is not uncommon.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

but I am not common

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

THIS MUST BE A RE-POST SHIT YOU MADE THIS MORNING THREAD OR SOMETHING.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

Awww!

Mi dispiace!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

And you're not flying out with her, why, exactly?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

cos i'm broke

and don't speak italian. I'm going out to Tuscany with her over summer though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

eh?

now is the time for booze, junk food, late nights, porn, weed and wanking! What's the problem?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

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