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# Childish and badly executed:

Click for chuffing enormous
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I liked it better when it wasn't animated

now that's a first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Here you go then:

CFP
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# What sort of uniform is that?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Just an old polo shirt she wears around the house.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha.
I meant the damn dirty ape.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Why wont your website work?
Is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# no, my hosting deleted the /var/ on the server.
I'll sort out a blogspot for it soon.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hehe
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# and I'm putting the 'cunt' back in 'scunthorpe' :D
nice bum action there!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# yiff tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hurray!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha!
Ted's a fast worker.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# you mean, that isn't normal speed?
that isn't normal speed?C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# wow, that lions getting hard
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
Yep, and he's just lying there.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It looks like some rather sedate
Ape on Celine action.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Ugggh
you're such a bloody Yiffer.

Drawing animals in clothes and sexualising them - it's just disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Are you wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# AND HOW!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# everyone loves a lolocat

last one, i couldn't resist it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# :'3
you made kitty cry
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# NICE
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :D
I'm not sure why that makes me glee so much - but it does.

I am clearly a bad person - not quite as bad as you - but not far off.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# i await the newly outraged
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# The glee!!!
of eating dead babies

Yum!
(MrPlankton, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hahahaha
more, more, bravo, encore.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# A friend and I have an ongoing debate;
I say still birth is worse, but he says cot death is.
Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# He is right.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# i agree
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# No way!
Giving birth to a corpse would be so much worse than just finding one.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Oh, you meant emotionally.
Sure, it would be ickier. Not worse.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I'm talking fully formed baby here.
Not just some pussy foetus.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# whats even worse
is when you ask for tea and they bring you coffee

that's a real issue
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Yes.
That is far worse than the death of your child.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Damn straight
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Only really comparable if you'd been waiting nine months.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Thats how long
i have to wait for Lady S to make me a coffee.

Three times in six years I think it is at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# i'd say still birth
still birth is like building a spice rack and having it fall off the wall and smash the moment you put it up.

i liken cot death to the spice rack falling off the wall a couple of months later, it's sad but you have the good times to remember and the prospect of making another spice rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Precisely.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Hmm, that's an interesting point.
Like, on the one hand, it would be better if, say, Hitchcock died after making Psycho and just before The Birds, rather than dying while still making obscure british movies in the 20s.

Yet on the other hand generally speaking we prefer people who are not yet famous film directors to die, rather than people who already are.

I have to conclude that it depends on how much you like the baby.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hehehe

I seem to have missed all the other ones then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
#
I've not seen the other ones neither guv. If we keep whining maybe he'll pearoast em.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I prefer a further delveloped foetus on a hot dog myself
but I suppose it would make a nice sauce.

Hopefully she hasnt washed for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# needs more tomato :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*points*
*ginger*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# RACIST!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# It is actually true that b3ta openly encourages paedophilia.
Seriously, all the mods do it. Ask them for yourselves if you don't believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *grooms*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# That's some messed up paedophilia you've got going on there, I'm nearing thirty.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# it's the hairless genitalia that confused him
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I LIKE TO KEEP THINGS TIDY DOWN THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# so why all the weeping sores?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# thats my fault,
i forgot to wash my hands after handling an infected IV pump...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# bloody NHS!
I remember when you used to come out with fewer infections than when you went in... now they just swap them between patients (in England - the Scottish NHS is wonderful!)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# we invented some new ones for variety!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# well done Madam
you appear to have Hepatitis-F or 'ivesb disease' as we've been calling it... we made it by crashing a patient with gonorrhea into a bus full of bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# it's like another child to me....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# bugger
I'm 38, i'm crap at this stuff.
EDIT:
*cunning plan*

Fancy a pint ?

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# haha
you had me at "uncle-brother"
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *emails link to lloyd-webber*
*watches ensuing libel case unfold*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# haha
Is it true police quizzed her for 10 hours just trying to find out how she got 5 blokes to shag her?
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I wouldn't laugh
You're one of the five.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# yeah but i kicked her back doors in
erm...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# But she doesn't look the type that would let you...
...assuming she let you.
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# fight, fight,




fight, fight
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha, and speaking of all things media related
some kind person on /talk has just posted today's daily star headline, and it's a corker...

www.dailystar.co.uk/pixfeed/covers/257x330front/2008-04-09.jpg

Must be brazilian time again, or she's expecting another kid

there is also a lingerie clad woman in said screenshot, for those who are working. nowt 'on show' as it were, but just to be on the safe side
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
eeef
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# haha
The Portuguese sun - eeeet burns.
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# And have a pea-roast
Since nobody saw it at 5am...



Less small, and with less more artefacts
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I saw it, I was at work and cracked one off
100% true
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahahaha
oh dear, that's put me off my stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
it's funny because he got pissed on by Richard Branson.

Planning to run off with a dodgy relative are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yiff-lit!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Cat-women originate in Yorkshire then?
That explains a hell of a lot.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BEST ONE YET!
etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
#
Amazon ants (red ants found in the western U.S.) steal the larvae of other ants to keep as slaves. The slave ants build homes for and feed the Amazon ants, who cannot do anything but fight. They depend completely on their slaves for survival.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# que?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# mmmmkay
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# SPARTA!
Sort of..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Tom Waits would have something to say about that
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I dont get how
an ant can sign for the books when they arrive tho:/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Huzzah!
She's nicer than Hilary I hope . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Much.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Mr jack, mr jack...
Is there a special college where all the cat-women go?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# That would be discriminatory
Shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# He just wants to go there
me too
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# And me.
I want to go too.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I'll do
an MA in yiffing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Ace!
Is it a book on yiffing?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# She's from Whitby?
Phwoar. I'd Stoker.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I'd giver her a lucky duck
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Yifflecopters!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# nice
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# THE CURTAINS!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *searches amazon*
bah! out of print.

yiff-tastic mr JJ, will there be somekind of reunion in future strips?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Yep.
Book signing, and a little more of Kat's history.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
#
all teh sexi
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Cool.
Make sure you gaz that strip to Pedantichrist to gauge his reaction to the new character...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hahahha
cruel
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# She's actually an old character.
She was in the same (incomplete) super-hero comic that Kat originally to appeared in, waaaaaay before Sequential Art (or Sh*thouse for that matter).
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Ah not aware...
And what in the name of all bejezus were you doing with the filofax at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Plucking chest hair.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# are you planning on doing any more history of the Denizens storylines?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I'm working on some Pipingrad History stuff.
Dunno if it'll be in SA, though.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# yea that's what I ment :)

awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# i predict this will be the end of the day pinup.
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I KNEW IT!
Knew it was gonna be some super hot cat girl person.

Looks like Art wants some "pussy".
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *air guitars* Du-Du-DU-DUN!
♫ There's a pandaaaaaa! In mah beeeeard!! He's a dancin' truly weird! ♫ ♫



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# epileptic panda!
/no wonder they don't mate, they never stand still long enogh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Good job I filmed it in slo-mo
here!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# KING
of anims.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# yes, yes, you are . . .
yes you are . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha...
..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Them's some
groovy shapes he's chuckin' there.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# :D these are mental
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
DtH you are amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# the panda dance?
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# yay
panda pop
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I think he's starting to get tired
he's very woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Oh
that'll be in my head all day.

However it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# BBC News having a laugh
The irony is strong in this news report & free of photoshop....

markspeight
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# No, you are
This image could easily have been cropped

Still, at least it's funny
(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# You have a well developed sense of irony.
Well done for that, then.

Please develop other senses too. Such as self preservation.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Ha ha
but that image is way too big and will result in a severe twatting by the board nazis. For your own sake, optimise.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# There's nice dear
no about your filesize . . . *RAMS IT UP YOUR ARSE*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Tell it to /links
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# well I laughed
even if its WHALE SIZED
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# god you lot are sooooo l33t.....
....yawn.....
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Read the FAQ about filesize, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
#
I have a massive urge to spang this cats face with a big rubber joke chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
#
well, it gives you board wankers something to moan about I guess......
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# if you don't like the reaction
leave

it's very simple
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I'm not moaning, I'm just suggesting
you follow the guide for file sizes in the FAQ.

Not everyone has broadband and resent people posting large images on the board. It's not like I'm asking you to cut your cock off and stick it up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Why don't you cut your cock off and stick it up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# because fucking your Mum would'nt be as fun without it......
...or I could fist her - your choice...


either way, she still owes me a fiver....
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# TROLL-ALERT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Some of the schools aren't back yet.
This explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Magic
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Bwahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Jesus! It's Wednesday isn't it?
1. Artifacts - Check
2. Biggar - Check
3.
4. Profit - Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# marvelous
*licks*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Yes, but can't we all?
What's so special about that?


*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# leave that poor dog's balls alone.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# cute, yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# haha!~
wibblywobblywouldifhecould
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# He can actually...
...but only coz the missus cut them off and handed them to me!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# afaik, having just bought car insurance
the first two questions need to be answered 'no'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I did alright with Churchill
they were about £100 cheaper than the nearest quote.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Churchill?
Is it true you offer a complimentary courtesy car, but then refuse to issue one despite the fact my car is in the garage for a week, because apparently there needs to be a certain pound amount of damage needed before I get the courtesy car, and I have to get taxi's to work for a week at my own cost because it will take three hours on public transport?

Ohhhh, fucking, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw! stops 'em itchin'



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha flippin haaaaa
That is grand. (Princess has a nice pair as well)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# everyone loves a lolocat
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
Cheery Tomato's spiritual successor, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# please
no.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# i'll do what i like thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Oh hai lolocat, triple tittie milkz jus 4 ewe :*
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
That is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
#


not really, I actually like this. I just made a fail image for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# And grand it is too
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# oh god
why make a fail image at all?
it's only going to provoke trolling
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# it is not just lolocat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
you made me drop my pen.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# i'm a no trick pony
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# recycle all the cheery tomatoes
with a lol cat

then syndicate it to a red top paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# brilliant new take
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahha
Ace
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
bitty. *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha,
crafty bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha, oh crikey :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahafuckinghahahaha!
the spirit of cheery tomato lives on!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# whut?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
400% funnier
(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# heheh
sorry friz
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# You're now in my profile
BE HAPPY
(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# LET'S EVERYONE DO THIS
IT WILL BE HILARIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Attack of the 50ft Amerigo and Chumleys
(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
what a dirty sexy mum he has.

i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# he's captured the pose
of her pushing her breasts together perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# indeed
very jordan-esq
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Jordan's a MAN now!!!!????!!!!
Can't she leave the surgery alone for five minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I was quite proud of that
I'm glad you noticed
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Post of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# add some squirrels with tits, a planet with an abstract photoshop filtered background
and this is the best B3ta post ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# HAHAHA
...and a couple of vector shapes with a enquiry as to how people think it might be coming along.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# ...and some absolute shite from a regular
that has everyone rimming their arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# ...and a fucking zombie drawing of a spotty toothy twat who puts it in their profile to show how fabulously popular they are...
...oops!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Wait a moment please

I have to change the batteries in my cynismometer first.



Ok, continue.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It's very typical b3ta
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# lolzorz
click!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Haha
(Dante licked your nipple on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
i loves this i does.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Nicked.


And it worked so well on telly.

(Abuscruffy, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Is that Jonathan Ross?
edit : and what kind of person brings a camera into the toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I thought it was Wayne Rooney in a wig
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ...
thought wished
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Heh heh
/rubs knees
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# even cameras have to poo sometimes
I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Gillian McKeith
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# A photoghrapher who wants to
take a photo of someone in the toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# James May?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Yup me too.
Spooky likeness...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# It looks like that missing girl's mum
(in the face)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Had to check filename to de-ris
I somehow missed that story until today..
Its certainly been a bumper year for bad mothers!
(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Haha
seriously I'm taking my bad mofaha wallet and fucking off for the rest of the day. This place is pissing me off right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# bums
anyway, i thought you'd be in bed at this time
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# No, I got up early
fuck knows why
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# to revel in the beautious dawn?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Yeah, I should probably leave too.
I've had a bottle of wine and I'm probably going to talk out of turn.

GOODNIGHT, 50FT WOMAN SHIFT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# goodnight, swede prince
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# ...and breath.

don;t go mofaha.

if you do at least come back with some more nice images. ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# :)
I'll probably make some pics.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Its not her fault
it's telly's fault.

And in NO WAY is it the media's fault for chucking publicity and money at a certain missing girl, giving pramfaces the idea they too can make some quick cash by 'losing' their kids.

Not that at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# pffft
I think we all knew it wasn't a pedo when we saw the kid's face.


Hull plz, 1 way
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# the bit i've missed
is what actually happened to the girl
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# She stayed with her uncle a few roads away.
And told to keep her big fat gob shut
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# a truly fiendish plan concocted with criminal genius then
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Indeed...
Those West Yorkshire Police musty be some kind of Supercops to have figured it out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Stunted growth
due to lard deficiency leading to unhinged partial relative abduction then recovery. Now with 100% extra hiding in divan beds.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Exactly...
If you got a kid, you should be able to make money out of it somehow....!
(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# She would have got away with it too
if it hadn't been for those teenagers and their dog in that green transit van.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Ha! until I checkled the rilename I though that was David Cameron!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# May?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Delia says too much salt won't kill you..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# that's not salt delia
you fucking coke hoover.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# lol..
pass her the gin..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# "And very very occasionally I will post something mildy amusing."
Do message me when that is, would ya
(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I have a tube of Saxa salt
it's lasted me nearly 10 years and there's still lots left
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# you need to eat more salt
or less ready meals
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# my skin is yellowing slightly
but this could be totally unrelated
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# But how does it taste?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I recommend that Delia be taken to somewhere as desolate and inhospitable as this
and left to fend for herself, possibly with members of Toploader
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# What lets the flavour flow?
Saxa. Saxa lets the flavour flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Episode Six of Amerigo and Chimley isn't really that funny
(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# but could he play the guitar properly?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# None of them were funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# mee-oww!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Haha. I'm totally winning the image challenge
I mean, out of us two
(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Remind me
what's the prize?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Your mother
Mwuahahaha
(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# lolol
BzzzZzZzZZzZZZbzzzZzLOLOLololOLolBZzZzzzzzZzLololOLolololOLolOLbZZzZZLOLOLololOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# yet no-one can criticise KK?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I'm stating my opinion of a comic strip
not a person.

Edit: and let's be honest here, we both know perfectly well what an obnoxiously rude cunt you are to people, so I find the implied criticism in your comment here somewhat amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Pfft
That you're criticising the work is implicit, as it is when someone else is criticising, say, KK. You're just overly defensive and now doing it yourself.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I don't agree that I'm overly defensive.
I let a lot of stuff go, she can fend for herself. But when an aggressive adult tells her she should be "off somewhere cutting herself" or something like that then yes, I'm going to say something. Her wellbeing is partly my responsibility and I take it seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# saying something like that to anyone is a bit much
but I'm not sure how it figures in this. If you're defensive of anyone when it's the quality of their contribution that's in question, it's hardly right to call someone else on the same thing.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Yeah.
You seem intent on implying that I'm a hypocrite. I don't think I've behaved like a hypocrite in this instance but whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
#
He talks about you in his sleep
Theres nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, jolene
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
#
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
I've had some bad times,
I've lived through some sad times,
But this time the hurtin' won't heal.
You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# FOUR HUNDRED CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# AND I'M CROPPING THE FILLED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# LOOSE WHEEL
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Unnatural!
I can barely do it on medium
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# GH only works when you play against people
otherwise it's sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I agree
(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Schofield
Phil's not been at work this week, Hope the vid hasn't shattered his confidence
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# to the batmobile idiot!


(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Did Batman ever say this?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# He should have
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
#
Batman: Quick the Joker is getting away.
Robin: What we gonna do?
Batman: To the batmobile idiot!

I have a whole Batrant about Robins stupidity worked out now!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# He did...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I like this,
please may I subscribe to your newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Yes !
Click here!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *hovers*
No, I'm not that silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# But but but!
Its a direct link to my subscribe page for my newsletter, and all I require is your name, address, email address, phone number, credit card details (to ensure you are over 18) and the last 3 digits on the back of your card for security purposes and the intention to financially rape you with a big dirty stick.

So, click it, or, erm, else.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# If the else resembles cake then I'll take my chances.
You can have my creit card number, just PM me your credit card number, pin, 3 digit security number, mothers maiden name, shoe size, the name of your first pet, and any relavent saving account numbers please.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# i'm sorely tempted to subscribe
in order to get the watch
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Make your own LCD watch - with fantastic date and seconds functions!
First installment only 99p

99 editions to collect. Normal price £4.99
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# FAIL.
Congratulations! You're an idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# This is kind of like an after dark screen saver that I can't remember the name of.
You could turn the settings up really high and it would take a half an hour to make this screen full of awesome, animate it for three seconds and then start again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# No, no, no, no no
you seem to have used cardbhoard instead of bacon, i cannot endorse this full english breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# This.
Two sugars in mine, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Ummm...
He's been seen here if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# you has angered the board
we'll hunt you down



(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# and all the kings horses, and all the kings men
couldn't put mummy and daddy back together again
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Newcastle Brown Fail :(
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I don't care what you think,
I'm not helping this getting FP'd by clicking I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# You have failed the internets
for FAQs sake
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# 4chan...
oh dear god no..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# sorry,
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Why is Anne Diamond looking at me peevishly
whilst holding X-Box games?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# becasue she was handing out 'chilling verdicts' on video games in a recent daily mail piece
and the image above used on the article showed chilling use of photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Was that the same article
in which she described how being kicked to death 'felt very realistic' in a manner suggesting she gets kicked to death on a regular basis?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# that's the one :)
they've taken the main article down now, but I have it screen-grabbed somewhere.

they didn't even take the image (above) down after loads of people here tried to leave sarcastic comments about it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Did she get to keep the games?
I'd deliver chilling verdicts if I got to keep the games.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha, given the evidence in the image above
I doubt she even held said games to start with :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ha!
diamond
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# No offense but can you fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# O HAI THAR
A/S/L ?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# A Griffin - I call him Peter (apols for bad joke).

CFB
Inspired by great animal mash-up of griffin posted yesterday... forget who posted but thanks for inspiration...
(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# WOW
:O Fucking WOO!

May i use as wallpaper?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# of course,,,
I didn't size the big one with that in mind... but please help yourself....
(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# cor...
*speachless*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Blimey
That's very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Me!
www.b3ta.com/board/8265448

That's really excellently done! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# yes it was!
I loved that, and wanted to have a go myself..
(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# This is very nice but I don't feel threatened by it.
I am terrified of griffins, so this is a good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# You probably shouldn't click on my link then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Barbarossa's griffin looks very fierce
I agree mine doesn't really... not sure how to make it scarier...
(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# a clown mask?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# i don't like clowns
at all!
(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Why would you suggest that the board get switched off overnight (british time)?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# So that everyone can save their "50ft woman" images for the morning, why else...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Well I would like people to do that, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I love griffins
best of all the mythical animals

*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# apart from Rhudolf the red nosed reindeer...
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# and Jesus!
(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# For Barbarossa

:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Oh no, that snake has fallen into the dinosaruses mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Lecture doodle
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# excellent
as always
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Micto's ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# fucking GORGEOUS
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# being milked?
o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ALIVE!
Birdmen DIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# That's really nice
What was the actual lecture about?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# The advancement of humanity through robotic vegetables
I thought it was clear from the drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I had better borrow his notes and photocopy them
Do students still do that? Or is it all on t'interweb now?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Ethics in journalism.
Which is about as interesting as it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Let me repeat that just to be sure...
ethics?
journalism?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxymoron
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah, in lectures we're taught about ethics and objectivity and such,
then in workshops we're taught how to twist stories to make them seem more interesting than they really are.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Ethics in Journalism summed up Headwound stylee
Monday - full front page and 7 page analysis of XXXXX's sordid secrets

Wednesday - 2 column inch retraction and apology
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# and also something of an oxymoron
maybe along the lines of "ethics in politics"
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# HA HA! Ethics in journalism
Almost as funny as "Corporate Ethics"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# that's talent
good stuff
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# This one contains a hint of perspective, an interesting development.
Into the third dimension!!!!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# SupaStick

ITS A CAPE! :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Staunch the blood flow!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Display team sperm?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# IT'S A TONGUE! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# i was yawning otherwise i woudl have typed that!
'ning b3ta *yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# You cannot type and yawn at the same time
Ha! Now I know your weakness *places little finger on lip*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# THE SPERM HAS GROWN ARMS AND LEGS
(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# look at the size of his tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# crimson snake anal rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# went to school and ate a flake
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# silly bobs, rapists snakes to not attend fine educational establishments.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Now ^^that^^ would be a bloody
good name for a band.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Bloody sperm?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# extreme grandad


Click for bigger (196KB)
(moobot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Flatland in a flatcap.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# missed out on that one!


(moobot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I remember when all this was vert
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# look at the height of that saddle!
thats asking for a bollock pounding
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Let them eat cake
(Bogbean, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Free Nelson Mandella!
With every 6 doughnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# i'll have 12
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Sigh
I thought ooooo I havent had cheesy baps for ages, I really fancy some.





...then I read her response, now I just feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Then I feel, as a toothless budgie,
I have managed to succeed!
(Bogbean, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Have a word...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
He is Sam The American Eagle from the muppets.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Just really really nice things really.
Reiki.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Do you know the words to "Duke Of Earl"?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *knows the lyrics to Sir Duke*
I shall stop interrupting, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# YOU RUINED MY BIG MOMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# AS I
WALK INTO THIS WORLD
NOTHING CAN STOP
THE DUKE OF EARL

AND YOU (mofaha) YOU ARE MY GIRL
AND NOTHING CAN HURT YOU NOW
OH NO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I AM SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
#
Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl

Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# He is Colonel White from "Captain Scarlet"
And I claim my ten pounds (that's right, ten pounds. Inflation under 3% my arse).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# fantastic
I LOL-ed
(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

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