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[challenge entry] IT IS THE FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
"I'm Nadine Baggott, and I brush crap on the faces of people you might have heard of"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# lol npeptides
wtf?

I need chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# get me some chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
#
Obliges
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# now that's a plump chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
#
other type of chicken


NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Why oh why did I look!
Very NSFW I feel :)

Here is another kind of chicken too:

heynice.com/media-archives/2006-10/marty1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# chickentiem
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hahahah
cock
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# i was thinking as i walked in to work just now,
"why doesn't anyone eat chicken in the morning?"
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# That is actually a very good point.
*bacons*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# chickens are notoriously late risers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# cock-a-doodle LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# haha
that's cocks, they get up early in the morning

chickens get very confused by Rice Krispies, which is why they stay in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# "that's cocks, they get up early in the morning"
That'll be the morning wood for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# you know, that's a valid point
I think it's worthy of research, and an EU grant to fund this research
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# i will write to my Euro MP forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Is your Euro MP
Peter Mandelson?

Mine isnt....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# i have literally no idea
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I dont know who mine is either to be honest with you.
I just imagine that if it was Peter Mandelson, I would know.

Edit: I am still none the wiser: www.europarl.org.uk/uk_meps/MembersMain.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# excellent
and I shall burn things!

in the street
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# You're not one of those bloody Frenchies are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# /leeroy blog
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Oo gosh!
How winsome!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# i don't think i've ever been called winsome
it better be good or you're for it at playtime
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I love the name "Nadine Baggot".

I burst out laughing the first time I heard it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It can't be real shirley?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# it is
and don't call me Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Whats your Vector Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Does that mean we have Clearance Clarence?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Roger, Roger
My favourite joke in that whole film is "They can't be off course, they're on instruments"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# My ex has my box set of the 2 films.
And she is in Switzerland! But I am going to see her in 3 weeks so I shall steal them back from her then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# what? who?
is this science? *fears*

also, *thick and doesn't have a telly*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# get a telly
you fucking hippy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# hahah, SHAN'T!
i don't have time because of free internet porns
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Dear Miss
The dog ate most of my homework so this is all that's left:
Word on the street is hexapeptides. They stop you looking like a old hag.
But the new woman off of the telly is a slag, my bro's had her. The end.

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Today...
...I might buy some grade-6 mechanically recovered lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# quality nomming.
I will have a small salad and some soup.
And a deep-fried taco and a magic bean and some chips and gravy and a muffin and some tea
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# TEA
i was so desperate for tea, i went and brought a tea pot....and STILL this wasnt enough so i purchased matching boxers as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# But its your name!
I always thought you were made of Tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hehe tis true


Click for bigger FUCKING MASSIVE(194KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Hurrah!
We have that very design on our teapot and mugs.

In fact my mug is in front of the monitor, so well over 20% of my field of vision is being taken up with that pattern.

PATTERN!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# the stars make a superior brew
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Where on earth do you buy
A matching underwear and Teapot set????
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hitler's yard sale
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# tea pot from Whittard of chelsea
and boxers from topman

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# well
www.Underwear-and-crockery-sets.com do mine
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# i clicked that as well
you fucker ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hurrah!
To the smugmobile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Those will get you guaranteed sex
everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# i prefer mine without a warranty.
that way i'm not tempted to return it and claim the cash back.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# A risk taker
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# im yet to test them
but i'll get you a full report of the results...

*single again

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# That is fucking Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hee hee
pussy!
breast!
thigh!
greasy box!

excuse me a moment
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# a greasy box to stick your bone in
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hmm, this gives me the urge to go to kfc
and get a bucket of toxins

and then spend the next 48 hours digesting them

and then spending 3 hours excising them

yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I like:

tea;
some cats;
warm sunshine;
girly bottoms (not fat ones).

So this matches one of my likes, and therefore meets my approval.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I find your ideas intriguing
and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# this is exactly how Nazi Germany started
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# really?
How old is wheelybird?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I was born in Hamburg
in 1913.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# LEBENSRAUM!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# LESBIANSRUM?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# haha, i just bought Ilsa, She-Wolf Of The SS on DVD.
That's pretty much how the script goes.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# that sounds like a quality movie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I'm looking forwards to
Werewolf women of the SS
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Lesbian scrum?
I say!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Lesbian scrum?
I demand more sexual-preference-specific rugby maneuvers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# involving hookers?


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Sign up at
www.wheelybird.com/content/funs
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Top Idea if you ask me!
Woot for food that you know is horrendously bad for you but tastes so good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# bloaty bucket FTW!

i've not touched this stuff for years, i'd rather chance my arm with a kebab, saying that i've not had one of those in years either.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Less nostalgia, more deathgrease!
;)

Woo Doctor, lovely anim!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# How do you know Owls are clever?
Have you ever seen a Kentucky Fried Owl?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] fucking *cough* whining *hack* non smokers *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Needs more "but actually please do it because the tax off it is an enormous prop for the NHS"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# It costs the NHS a lot
It supports the NHS a lot

does anyone have any really reliable figures on which is the more significant side of the balance?
I'm still of the opinion that a flat-out bvan on tobacco is not an unreasonable step.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Cost to NHS: ~£1bn pa
Revenue tobacco tax raises: ~£9bn pa
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# And I doubt that the ratio will ever fall on that.
Less people are smoking every year, but the Government just whack up the taxes when they do.

However, I'd be interested to see how much the costs have gone up for the Government in the past couple of years now that they are investing so heavily in helping people stop smoking and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# smoking is cool
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Well exactly.
This is the killer argument that no-one has ever found a decent retort to!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# My dad smokes like a belt fed machine gun.
If you saw him you would think that he was the least cool thing in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# But I bet he is not as uncool
as James Dean is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# O Rly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Are we including
indirect costs to the NHS in those figures - such as the fact that smoking can contribute to making other conditions worse like Coronary Artery Disease, and the fact that many medicines for unrelated conditions become less effective if the patient is a smoker - or is your £1bn figure only the cost to the NHS for Lung Cancer treatment and Emphasema (sp)?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I'm not sure on that.
But I do know that when I saw that £1bn figure about 18 months ago, it stated that that was the cost to the NHS of smoking related illnesses. Whether that includes exascerbation of conditions, I dont know. But I cant imagine that the people who publish those figures would want to play down how much smoking costs the NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# the chances of ever getting unbiased and non made up figures on any subject are about 90 million to 1
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Apart from chess.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# mmm cheese
oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# this is my opinion also
hence my asking on an internet messageboard rather than trying to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *aghast* But...but it's a plant.
Therefore FAIL, Hitler!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Just ban problems!
Obvious really.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Cost of Smoking

One of the big tobacco firms did a study for an Eastern European govt, to show that banning smoking would cost them money - essentially because old people would live longer, thus costing more in state pension payments.

How do they sleep at night.
(Flappers, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ...
Indeed, smoking does help the NHS. Plus, the really big drains on the NHS are things like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, diabetes, and other chronic illnesses of old age... from which smokers don't suffer, because they're dead too young.
See Steve Wilkinson's "Smokers’ Rights to Health Care: Why the ‘Restoration Argument’ is a Moralising Wolf in a Liberal Sheep’s Clothing”, Journal of Applied Philosophy, vol. 16, # 3, 1999
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Is that a real journal?
Sounds an incredibly ridicolous name if it is.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# !


With a nod to Twisted after seeing this one. I'd already started work when it was posted...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# that's ace
I watched Jedi last night for the first time in years and REALLY enjoyed it.

Even the Ewoks didn't annoy me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I find the way that Carrie Fisher says "Harn" sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# its the same noise she makes when she's coming
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Allegedly
Carrie Fisher was on so much acid that she used to think she was Princess Leia
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# My kinda gal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I think of her in the Blues Brothers now
instead of star wars.
I find the way she destroys a building with a rocket launcher sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I find the film...
..."Under The Rainbow" sexy, because she totters around in french knickers and stockings.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# *torrents*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# They're the best kids films ever
I even like The Phantom Menace. It's just the other two that were painfully trying to be serious and fanboyish.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# This is woosome
But makes me want to sing "Land Of Hope And Glory".

And I'm not sure that that last is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Which last?
James Last?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Last of the Mohicans?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Then they can go on holiday!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# 100% of awesome
this has brightened my day considerably.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# me likey
a lot
*cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Ooh, very nice.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Embellished
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# aw, they had a baby
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# he's no baby
he's a tiny mutant leader who lives inside a normal-sized mutant. And for some reason only one of them can talk at a time. They have the Gel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# THEY SHOULD USE THE GEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# WHY WON'T THEY USE THE GEL?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Remember,
for each edit it's mandatory to start a new thread. Also, try and write replies to comments in their own new threads too.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# And pearoasts - don't forget pearoats!
*forgets pearoasts*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# damn!
I knew I should have posted this in a new thread

www.b3ta.com/board/8275537
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# yeah
but can it be milked
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# iPod NanoBot Deluxe can milk you from the inside, is that good enough?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# that'll ding dang do for me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I don't trust it.
It's far too languid.

I'll stick to the competing Sony product.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# i was about to
but my arse is too sore
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# gel autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Mornington Crescent.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# damn!
*resets board, egg timer, wind-up mouse and spring-loaded frog contraption, turn hat back to 11.4 degrees and replaces trousers*
Another game?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# *sips tea, raises eyebrow, straightens monocle, twirls moustache*
What a splendid idea ... !
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# you leave my monocle alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Well then stop throwing it at me, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# pfft... but nawty....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Baaaaaaaaaaaaa
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# This could have gone in your original thread
That way you don't kick someone else's work off the board.
It only holds 15 threads at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# doh
~(_8(|) srry i will keep it in the same thread next time promise
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# compo it
compo it

just seen up there ^ and down there \/

nawty! but at least you've apologised
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Guest Strip Project


Okay, so this probably doesn't make so much sense out of context. This is a strip i've contributed to a charity project called 'The Guest Strip Project', which is basically a bunch of people making guest strips for a comic that doesn't exist to raise money for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Two strips a week, and always different artists. That one's mine, and you can read more here: www.moovok.co.uk/gsp/index.php .Cheers all!
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yay!
laughter and raising cash!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# polish brutality?
damned Mr. Sheen

EDIT: - and woo to raising cash!

last year my band and i hosted a charity night for Christies Cancer trust, on paddy's night, with no bar, in a church...but we still managed to get over £250!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# lovely as usual
and nice group you've joined there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I thought he was saying Polish Brutality with a Polish accent :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hippy.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# 'ning
and hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# 'Ningles.
thank god it's a friday, this week has been a load of bollox
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# ^this^
hard.
'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Yeah man,
serj tankian gig postponed til september :/

aswell as other things
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# It's not gone too well for me.

Each tiny glimmer of hope I've had of getting some work has been dashed by the fates.

And also the bloke I have done a tiny bit of work for hasn't paid me and is ignoring my requests for payment.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Shouldn't that be...
...the cunt in front is a Toyota
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# robot hermaphrodite daisychain jokes
are better as pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Andromeda!
This gets a click for that alone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Lovely.
I'd only buy this to fuck the Sat Nav system, though. She lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Still ongoing in a thousand year. Advertising the death......


Click for bigger (144KB)
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Free antiques with the Daily Hate?
How well-researched!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# FREE BARBARA TAYLOR BRADFORD DVD?!?!?!?!
*sprints to W H Smith*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# it's an offer, not an instruction
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I didn't know she'd been arrested.
About bloody time, the evil mare
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# it's the DvD that was arrested
for hate-crimes.
We should free it because it's her fault, not the DvD's.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Arf! I see at the top that free gifts are still going too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Queen of hearts commerative Faberge Dogs Egg.
only 12 monthly payments of £29.99
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Watch in delight as they slowly
go white, then to dust in your own home.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# You do realise...
That by then it will probably be rebranded to the "Daily E-mail" and suited business men floating along the hoverlators into the under maglevground to get through london whilst readind it on the inner optical display on there glasses / contact lenses.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# That was a plot device in a Little Nemo comic.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Nemo

Not exactly, but damn close.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# check out here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=69637mM5-vM
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# THAT SICKENS ME!
The thought that the Daily mail might still be going in a thousand years :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# But you're biased, as you work for the Guardian.

And if you could put in a word for me there, that'd be great. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# He works at the Grauniad?
But he can spell!
/1980's newspaper stereotype joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I do all their artwork
and the page 7 animation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I sense lies
where is my liemonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Private eye joke
I remember all that, I read the Indescribablyboring these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I told you, send a Jiffy bag of photos of
yourself frottaging a policeman and you're in.
I've lined up a cushy number as head of political analysis, that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# That'll be lovely.

Let me see...

Politics; all bad. Unless it's against CO2 or something.

Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# no no no no no
Politics: it's all lies unless you're a financial friend of the newspaper.

If someone says "CO2" or "green" or "environment" and they aren't a friend it's "A transparently cynical smokescreen of made up figures to conceal the real damage". If they are a friend it's "A brave and controversial attempt to strike a blow against the havock wreaked on the environment by the previous administration"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *takes notes*

*explains this at the interview*

*gets job*

*hates job*

*hates world*

*becomes alcoholic*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# don't become an alcoholic
become cynical and abusive to your fellow man. Then you'll be like a thinner, better-paid version of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice to know my great grandkids will have to still put up with that shite.
probably with alfayed instigating it all from atop his glass pyramid of terror!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Total E Harmony
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# is that
a dildo in the cheek?

and surprise anal sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ear seks!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
#
ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# USE THE GEL
it relieves
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Ahhh
so that's what it's for!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# YOU ARE USING THE GEL?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I HAVE RUN OUT OF THE GEL
*aghasts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# say what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Once you go black
you go deaf
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# WHAT WAS THAT?
ERIE SECTION?!?!

DO SPEAK UP
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I had a girlfirend who liked ear sex
every time I tried to put it in her mouth she'd turn her ear into it
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# two weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# this^^
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# saw that on tv last week
good film
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# always tricky, the love between a robot cab driver fixed to his taxi
and an explosive prosthetic head.

But they made it work. Bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I sense an ITV1 sitcom in the making
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Don't tell me - Zoe Wannamaker
and Anton Rogers off of Fresh Fields
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# and Amanda Holden
as the lithe but superficially troubled daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# and Amanda Redmond
as the sex starved next door neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# it can't fail
how can ITV take months to come up with something like this when b3ta can do it in a matter of minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# because, contrary to appearances,
all these actors have souls.
ITV executives must spend months alternating between threatening their first born, torturing them with pliers and leeches and occasionally stopping and stroking them warmly while murmuring "just one more season, one more and it can stop..." in a choking, smoke-laced whisper.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# That's the sexiest thing I've ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I've recently re-read all of TV go home
and it's affected my writing style more than a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I really detest her
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I'd detest her given half a chance
oh... wait... that's not right
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# empty the tests at her?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# remember
les dennis has spunked on her tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# And Sophie Aldred
according to his book.

Lucky fucker. How does the millionaire TV funnyman do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I think he died a while back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# It's hardly surprising
running around with all those younger women and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# their wacky neighbour could be
mutant-in-a-mutant leader Kuato
or a stereotyped black or gay man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Who has dressed up as a woman as a joke,
but then the vicar pops in 'round for tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Lawks-a-lordy
hilarity ensues
as Hale and Pace walk into the room and are instantly cut down by a storm of fully automatic gunfire into their pudgy, shit-dragging legs and arms. The remainder of the episode focuses on their faces as they are fucked to death in their arses and bullet wounds by unusually well-hung mars mutants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# while a Peter BLOODY Kay is forced to sing the national anthem in falsetto
over and over and over again while bound up with chicken wire and standing in a tin bath full of ice-cold water
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# and a one-eyed man in sinister clown makeup
slowly forces an enormous, unlubricated cow-cock into the raw and bleeding anus of that shit-mouthed social-commentating fucktard Paul Fucking Ross.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# i like this thread.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Arnocorps by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Yar!
Just like daddy..
kaper
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Baby week was two weeks ago.
Woo! Lovely pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah
always a little late
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# peg legs and hook hands are prosthetics
they are not passed on genetically.
There are serious scientific flaws in your picture; however, I am willing to overlook these as it is both woo and also yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# It's just a drawning
don't you notice that? Is Mickey Mouse scientific correct?
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# no he is not
I have written many letters to the late Disney but he never replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# office lollage...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# has he just froze you out?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# his henchmen came 'round and told me to back off
or the little mermaid would fuck me the fuck up.
I always wondered if she had a fish mimsy that the prince could have enjoyed, had she stayed half-fish, but the henchmen said she wouldn't tell me, she'd just fuck me up.

So I stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# nazis the lot of them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# oh, I will
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# With that hook
I'll bet the mother was subject to tearing!

*crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# HE FUCKED HER WITH THE WOODEN COCK ON HIS LEG
splintered sal, they called her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# She should have used the gel
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# we live and learn
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# "yarr... me father was a tree"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# There's a prize on offer for the first person to use the key word or phrase I'm thinking of here*


* N.B. There is no prize | professional idiocy
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# FISH!

Todays fish is trout a la créme. Enjoy your meal
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Trout the cream?
DID I EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I have heard the rumours
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# and the gel?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# USE THE GEL!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Congratulations.
If there had actually been a prize, you'd have won it.

Everyone else: your tardiness upsets me.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *glees*
*hugs non-existant prize*

I'd like to thank my mum for raising me and, of course, God. His love is everlasting. FREE TIBET!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Screw you - my phrase was far superior.
Tardy. Hehehehe. Sounds a bit like "farty".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Drawing moustaches on cheese in order to provoke polecats to fisticuffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# must....
provoke...
polecat...
with provalone...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# RICKMOB
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# fish tails
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# its better to be a fish than a frog. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# is it fish hour already?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Ace as always, Dotf.
"Confused as a fish in a girls dorm at the school for the blind."
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I prefer "drooling like a blind dyke at a fish market".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# "sweating like a paedophile in a playgroup"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# SWIM-FISH
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Christ, they're all at it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# First to be fragged!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Needs more nekkidness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Shut up you hippies - it's fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Isn't that the set
for Going Live?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I've no idea.
Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Dunno. Possibly.
In any case, you're a very bad man and the pic is fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *bows*
I am, madam, your humble servant.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Really?!
*holds out mug* I need more tea, slave!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Servant. And my wage is £4,000 ph.
*goes and makes tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I'll put it on the company's new credit card



it's made out of rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# \o/
Yay for rubbery credit cards!

*spends rubbery money*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I love clubbing me
I'm mad for it
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I am singularly not proud of myself.


RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)
# that is so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)
# you're a bad man
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I'm laughing
Will I be smited??
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Hahaha! Tops!
/has lifetime pass to Hull from all points too blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Ooof! You're a vewy, vewy bad person
Yes, I laughed.

:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# nawwty
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Pffft
JAFFA!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *comes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# The McCanns,
it seems, are jealous of the Matthews' moment in the limelight.

This is clearly a well-organised PR stunt, to get them back to the front pages.

I just wonder what the next Ker-azy family wanting a free European tour are going to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Sick person.
Arf!
(Fluffster, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# arf!
that's wrong.

the reason they didn't attend to her crying is that they were in a wife swapping orgy by the poolside. gerry was nuts deep in a middle aged brummy woman and kate couldn't hear as she had a cock in each ear.

allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# BMILF
surely?
(londoner, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Maddie I'd Like to Find
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# The reason they didn't attend to her crying is that they were in a wife swapping orgy by the poolside. gerry was nuts deep in a middle aged brummy woman and kate couldn't hear as she had a cock in each ear.
Worth100 Contest. Advanced. Submit in 48 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I just thought it was worth being an image compo.
That suited the poncey Worth1000.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# QandD
WAAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# This is the end of it. I promise...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)
#
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)
# yay
pogo :D
woo
(mumified, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Wasn't there another one?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# HELLS YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i don't believe you
also, they are all rather splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Yay!


Don't stop now!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Yay!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# No..... more of this kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# 'ning matey
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)
# haha!
nings!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# yay !
this reminds me, must do some work on the scooter.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh, shiny
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:38, archived)
# hahahaha!!
i love the little disclaimer at the end!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:39, archived)
# oh god, here you go again with the awesomeness :-D
woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)
# This would probably work better implanted into the jawbone
The vibrations would sync up perfectly, like those ipod toothbrushes they make.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)
# yes, but fact isn't as funny as make believe
and more people would say the opposite as a result
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)
# FAT LIES.
Also: penguins
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:48, archived)
# thats a shitload of penguins
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)
# True
Imagine having to clean up the wrappers after they've all been eaten
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
# holy crap
what a lot of penguins
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I sensed a disturbance in the competition...
As if millions of posts just got pushed down a place.

*woo*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Hahaha
*wants*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)
# This is pure genius without additives
have a click, a woo and some peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Sweet
But I bet others can still hear it on the feckin bus
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)
# You forgot the other part.
Or maybe you're one of them already.
The part that attaches to your wallet
once you order the "pro" version to
gain access to the loop, and off switchs.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)
# I should also have done a page at the end
advertising iPod NanoBot 2 already :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)
# hahah lovely
they'll be implanting RFID chips into kids next

oh no wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)
# this is ace
but I question the need for a screen and touch controls on an internally-installed nanobot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
# if they weren't there it wouldn't have been instantly recognisable as an iPod


well, you did ask. ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Oh, I know why it's there in your animation
I'm just having a go at imaginary-future-apple-designer-man. The fucknugget.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# :) Good stuff!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ace !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] umm
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft
I'll slip this in here if you don't mind



as similar has already bindun :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Quick? Yes. Dirty? Yes. Funny? Yes.
Click. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Some conditions apply, see hologram on back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# The Throne of Peace


Buy some prints and keep me in pork pies

Look at some more things
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# *throws bog roll*
Thanks, that one had just what was needed.
www.b3ta.com/board/8271997
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)
# GM poultry is fail
www.chickenout.tv/

(Grim Repairer, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:26, archived)
# Soylent chickens are people!!
Aa well as; pigs, horses, tomatos, and a rare fungus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:48, archived)
# I think the human race is ready to look at soylent green as a serious alternative for starving nations.
I'm not joking about this one either.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Yes.
But not because there is/was/will-be a food shortage of any kind.
Not joking either, alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Yeah, but...
Starving african children won't get much meat off dead starved african childrens corpses, will they...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)
# They'll get more than they had before, with the added bonus that there would be fewer mouths to feed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:28, archived)
# it's a cycle of joy.
Although it means all the work christian missionaries did educating cannibal tribes years and years ago will be wasted, or at least temporarily obsolete.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Gah, so much focus on helping animals when we can't even help ourselves yet.
The world needs a priority check.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:57, archived)
# but we're the ones making things difficult for the animals
and they can't help themselves, wheras people on the other hand

fuck 'em, there's six billion of them, who's going to miss a few?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:01, archived)
# I'm not saying it doesn't need to happen at some point
but can we please sort out the basics first? The rest will follow.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:05, archived)
# I'm trying to think of a way to continue this argument and remain humorous
but I'm struggling

so lets just say some mass culling (not delinated by race or nationality or anything) just select a billion people at random, turn them into burgers and use them to feed the other five billion

I think that would be the first step on the road to success

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)
# But where will we get the fries?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Middle russia is perfect potato country
it's all in the CIA world fact book
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/rs.html
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Oooooh
This ties in perfectly with the communist revolution set to rise up from Salt Lake City...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:25, archived)
# There are more than six billion of us.
I think we've helped ourselves pretty well to be honest. Maybe a bit too well.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Yes, because we're six billion well cared for and happy folks, aren't we?
We have the resources for ALL six billion to live happily in the way the richest nations are accustomed to! Wait... we don't? Well shit.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# What are you suggesting?
Who do we cull first, the jews or the arabs?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)
# Yeah, that's totally what I'm suggesting. Why not?
*Sighs*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Then what are you suggesting?
We don't have the resources to support six billion people, what's this other option that seems to be so obvious that you're all depressed because I've missed it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)
# You appear to have totally drawn that out of thin air.
My point is we DON'T have a sollution and we're not even trying.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Why would we try if there's no solution?
That just sounds like wasted energy to me.

Of course, we could always cull the arabs and the jews. That's a solution right there.

Also the chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)
# *Walks that way*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)
# what have you got against the arabs and the jews?
why cull them particularly?

If you're going to pick on on e group it should be a group that is known for fatness, like the americans or polynesians
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Hey, we've got to start somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)
# we do have the resources
they're just unevenly distributed at the moment, horribly so

america (and many other nations) has a runaway obesity problem while people on the other side of the atlantic are starving to death


Solution = Eat americans
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)
# The planet doesn't have enough fresh water to sustain six billion people indefinitely.
As such, we don't have the resources.

Some people are hogging the resources we do have, sure.

I like my ipod and my flatscreen TV. Do you like your computer?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)
# yes
but I couldn't eat it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)
# You could eat the asian manufacturers though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:35, archived)
# I say jews
the arabs are going to be rather dry from living in deserts, and the jews would have low salt content so they would be nice and healthy

but what goes with a jew? red wine or white wine?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)
# A good grenache shiraz mouvedre blend.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)
# gullorious monster.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Yoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:20, archived)
# Still not as scary
as an actual seagull.

Me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)
# eep!
It looks hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:27, archived)
# His
legs are too thin, but I could adopt him. Her. It.
(mumified, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)

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