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# It's the only way he's going to appeal to the masses.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# *votes*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Killing things is what he does best.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I heard that having syphilis was his key talent.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# OH MY YES
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# *rigs votes*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# *demands recount*
*waits for war veterans*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# mmmm bobfoc
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# That
scares the fudge out from me :|
WOO, YAY & HOOPLA!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# *fears*
:)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# This makes me lafff in so many ways
:D
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Crickey!
she's lush.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Gordon is a moron...


We can only hope this might happen... i thought of adding horns etc. but felt that he only deserved this level of effort...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Oh.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# This took roughly twelve seconds to make.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I cannot believe that Vader would be flaccid for Maggie.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# ah...
ok... i'll get more inspiration for my second effort... was just wound up and needed to vent... pointless and i apologise for spoiling an otherwise lovely lot of stuff...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# This took a little less than that.
b3ta.com board
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# WOO!
I like making no effort!

Let's do it more often.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# *high fives*
/ac
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# 21 seconds in paint:
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Nice bit of dick weed you got going there.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I'm shattered, I'm going to bed now.
'Night all.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Nighty night.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# 'Night sir, have a good evening.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# /morning.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Nighty night
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# And you cried all the way to the chip shop.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# When I came out, there was Gordon, standing at the bus-stop
and guess who was with him!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Not that bloody Julie?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Yeah.
And they were both laughing at me!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# You're better off without her
Julie's so cruel and heartless.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# To chuck me for Gordon
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# On the way there I saw Gordon standing at the bus stop.
Jilted John FTW!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# this is the age of TOAPiness, age of TOAPineeeeeeeeess
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# L@@K!
I made some NSFW fan art
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Squirrels can never have enough tits.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# *sends tube of doorknob polish*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# crikey!
it's time for toats!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# AHHH WHY TO YOU NEVER USE THE GEL?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I cannot stress too strongly the advantages
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# mrbongo made me think of this.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Where's the subtle genitalia?
Oh, wait a second.


Nope, I have it. Sorry!
*click*, very nice, sir.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Very nice
Braw!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Evening Mr P.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Evening.
I hope yer weel.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Not too bad at all.
My right foot appears to have gone to sleep though.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I like this
I find it sad that you had to include the punchline, but ho-hum, it's the way ye tell em.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I did not for a while,
but I got no replies, so I did.

I'll ninja it back out then.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# oh right
well lucky I'm here, because i gave you a click too. you have pleased me on this ocassion.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I am honoured.
One of the sad things about posting so much shit is that the better things I make are largely overlooked.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# That explains it.
Woo.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# This is a tenuous pun at best.

I just love Gok.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# *awaits Go Wank image*
Gok is great.
He can undress women with the click of a finger.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# We just need that gun and the picture from a few posts down
and we've got a style icon for the next year...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# woo for colourful!
and also woo for Gok Wan!!
hes a terrible gay!!
he does that show to feel women's arses and look at their breasts!!!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Gay-Kay?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Que?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I don't get the pun.
Is it a Gay-Kay47?

who is that chap?

Mr Kalashnikov?

A widow maker?

Ris.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# File name dude.
Colour-klashnikov.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I am still rissing here.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# quoi?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Argh!
It burns!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
#
rn m
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Forget Cloverfield
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# OH SHIT
Can I get plane tickets to fly over there and witness this?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# i see hugh and laurie...
G'nite b3ta!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Sweet dreams.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# cheers
you too and everyone else in fluffy b3taland!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I think I love you.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I can't wait for Shamrockfiled
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I love 'em rough

bonus points awarded for guessing the jaw's owner
edit: It belongs to the UKs favourite gay WAG DAVID FURNISH
(the jaw was only edited a freakishly small amount)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *fwaps
Is the jaw's owner Brian Harvey?

Oh, and have a TJ:

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# no
im sorry to say, if someone does get it i will be amazed
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# i get it
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# No, he means the owner of the jaw.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# It's not hard
And is rather ace!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I think this the only 'i' joke I've liked
:D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Thanks!
I was thinking of adding "Visit Ivan before Ivan visits you", but felt it was a little too Cold War...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Go for it
the way things are going you could end up being recognised as a visionary :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I made a prediction on another forum
that food shortages and global warming won't count for squat as we're going to have a bloody big war with Russia in 20 years or less.
Now remember,
1) Put your hands over your ears
2) Put your head between your legs
3) Kiss your ass good bye, we've all had it...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# phwooaaaaaar!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# WAAAAAAALES!
is that the cast of house?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# oh yea i forgot about this
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# he was an evil bastard
but thank god for him
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i've got no sound atm so it just looks like some pidgeons playin table tennis
i really hope the audio is the music from pong?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
science
Fo Sure!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# hahaha
Skinner was nuts. I particularly liked his pigeon-guided missile idea:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I swear that would have actually worked quite well if they'd tried it.
As well as a world war two guided missile could anyway, this is in a time when the British still used spring loaded rocket launchers.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Well it couldn't have worked worse than
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# you just made that up
didnt you?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Nope.
There were bat bombs too!

The problem with the Russian bomb dogs is that they conditioned and trained them on Russian tanks, the only spares they had.
Naturally this made them instinctively run at the Russians.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# i knew about the bat bombs
didn't know about dog bombs though
rat bombs are good too!
what about the spy cat? it got run over before it could infiltrate!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# war is war
but why involve other species?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# So that disney
can make movies about it.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Anti-tank dog FTW!
"Mmm, sausages..."

BOOM!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I love 'em cat faced

YIFF YIFF

Really nice shopping
you get a Woo!
EDIT: I forgot to mention the *click*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# That is also very nice shopping.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# haha & thanks
but you have no idea how easy that was...
if someone can explain how 'overlay' actually works, I'll be well happy
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Smoke and mirrors
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Nah..
you only need mirrors for coke
& that's a drug for idiots

smoke on the other hand... ;)
nah, that's also a lie */too old blog* :(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# You BBC types!
*chuckles*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Nah...
tobacco is the only smoke we touch

and fewer & fewer of us these days :(
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I found you this
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Cor!
Thank you, lully Misses
I shall peruse at my leisure later
Always found it strange how it worked with some pics but not others
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# ti just like doctor who
that was a strange ep....
yay for tennant!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# that is superbly done
yiff yiff and all that.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# HOLY F-
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# For all the Garfield haters.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I like Garfield.
/The Gherkin
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Garfield is pointless.
Unlike the Gherkin.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# POINTY
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# No, the Gherkin is rounded at the top.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# POINTY
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Hahah bloody hell,
I don't know whether to be scared or aroused.
Nicely done!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I am so turned on right now!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# they deleted the word from urbandictionary
:/
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# bruce
willis ?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# try to think
of his British complete opposite
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# She's a beaut
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# ...ClanSoul...?...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# very nicely mashed m4shed
is it daniel craig's chin?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Have an Annannannannannannannannannan

I've had a shitty day, how've yours been my b3ta budskis?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Were you just watching Newsnight and missing him?

Bum-Doon Gook is rubbish!

My day has been grand thanks! I did a day of work for the first time in 4 months which was nice. Not sure if I could make a career out of it though ;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I had to do a presentation on secretaries general this week
and I could find absolutely nothing to say about Ban except where he came from.

Glad you've been working hard, I hear it's fulfilling but I wouldn't know.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I know what you mean.
We'll see how I feel in a week or two ;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Heya 'board! I'm relatively noobie here but,
just fyi, that lil Frenchie 'under-lip' 'tache thing fron your post way down there is known as an 'imperial'. Just thought you may be interested in knowing that. Okay!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that :[
But thanks for the Annannannannannannannannannan
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Well I thought an Annannannannannannannannannan
is always annannan appreciated gift.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# You're not wrong.
Besides, the vouchers I had for cheap Annannannannannannannannannans expired last week.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
I'm sorry to hear about your bad day.
*offers cup of tea*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# *drinks*
*twice*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hahahaha
I had a bacon sandwhich earlier - that is all
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i'm hungry
i've had a savory egg and my cupboards are bare :(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# eat the cupboards
problem solved!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# mmmm
cupboardy
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Sounds like an excellent day.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# it was
:)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *GLEE*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Looks like
a character out of 'Girl Genius'. Any character.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I googled this
and you are not wrong.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# that looks like one of those things I used to win at the shows
after I caught plastic duck, using a loop on a stick, a on a rotating table .
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# It's windy at the air force base!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I was hoping for more of a spoonerism on that!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ^ i slipped
on your mindpiss
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ^Both of this, with added "I read it wrong"
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# FUCK OFF CLANSOUL!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# yea! no... wait! oi that wasn't very nice
unless my fu** *ff you really mean
"have a nice cup of tea" ?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# You decide!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# how many sugars?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Two.
With a nice Jammie Dodger.
Ta!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# You cunt!
Sugar in your tea? Wanker! ;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Ooooooo-ooooooooh!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# That there is a very attractive handbag!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I got it just for you.
;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# i wonder how much ham you could fit inside that hambag?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Ask Weebl and Bob.
I'm not that good with measuring ham.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# but they are almighty and famous and have little time for SkUG
what if i bribe them with cake and cannons?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# It's best to bribe them with pie.
Obviously.
:D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i have no pie :(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Get some, then.
Problem solved! :D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Thank god that wasn't a spoonerism
/rapist pegent
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Bonjour mon ami
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# i did giggle
=)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE USA, RAPIST PEGENT!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# yes this is how I saw it at first.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Same here
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# And here.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Hahah
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# pure
fluff
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Awwwwwww
everone luvs kittehs!
Photobucket
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Awwwwww
Hahahahahah
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I love this
:D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I'm getting a cat after our holiday.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Awwww!
*likes*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# i love this more than glee itself
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# hahah!!
*melts*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# pearoasting git
;D
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hahahah I can't stop office lolling
I love you
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Go on,
tell everyone you saw the same thing!

But no, you shouldnt waste your time doign that when you could be e-mailing Cherry!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Cherry is in the Gherkin telling people I read it as "Rapist Pegent"
and I am emailing her animations of your willy
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Well done.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# DOING!
DIONG
BOING
DOING
BONK
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# BADOINK!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Thats what i was trying to spell!
Thank you
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Rapist pegent?
Is that right? I don't get it.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Hello lovely :]
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Hallo.
:]
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# How art thou?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Fandabbydooby.
Hahahah. ^_^
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# That is good :]
I might send What-a-Mess tomorrow.
I was going to sent it with the letter, but there's an explaination inside as to why I didn't.
Feel special, it's my favourite book!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Spoonerism?
Okay. It took sons of toil to bury that last pope.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Gnar!
Guess its time to dig out the ole' pope pictures...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I like the guy who's waving.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I wish that papist or rapist was still around ;(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Long time.
No see.
Photobucket
wobsite
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I have missed you so much!

*HUGS HARD*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *reciprocates hug*
i've been getting myself down not doing these =)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Well I hope that it wont be so long till your next!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# As do i!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
i like this
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# quick
while she's still warm lets harvest her organs.

and sex her dry in the anoos
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# But with subtracted harvesting.....
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hahah
we knew it before scrolling down

WE LOVE YOU WWWHW!

Don't ever leave us again
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Nice!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Hahhaha
Woo
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# What a touching tale of human tragedy
*sniff*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# We can make it through the night.
together...
*Romantic music beings to play*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# *end credits roll*
*walking along beach, sunset*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# *laughter*
*freezeframe*
*fade to black*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# willwillwritehiswillwhisltwritingwillinhiswill!
Yay!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# So, did he write his will or what?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I will.
one day.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# badum
tish
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# removed due to memories of childhood affecting others
TADA
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# That haunted me all the way through school
:|
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaaaa!
Pure genius.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Aww!
That's horrendous!
*click*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Oooh!
That's the magic number!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Three
Es geht mir besser
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Have a seriouscat
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Give them to me instead!
I love cheeseburgers!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# So do I. That cat is just a cunt.
We could have a burger party!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Yay!
Come to Eltham South East London now and I will have a party with you!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Yay!
I will travel the 312 miles just to party with you!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Awesomeness!
*works out where 312 miles away is*

*MOVES TO URUGUAY!*

but serioulsy, are you around Dunfermline?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Hello
any luck with those numbers sonny jim bob me laddo?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I was so amazingly confused for a second then!
But then I looked at who posted the message :)

I went up there, and it turns out that they no longer open on a Sunday. As of the last 2 months apparently. Clearly I have had no need for them since that date.

But I shall be going past them at some point this week Im sure. And if I do, I shall pop in and ask them
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# ahh crapbiscuits
cheers for doing that :)
your a star :D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# One man meme.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# DISCO DOG!
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1173490349.gif
linked due to flashing images of disco dog :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# HARDCORE NEW MONKEY RAVE DOG!
*waves glowsticks around*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yea!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# l33t skillz there Mr Thomas
:)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# for some reason
that reminded me of forreerra roccea (the chocoaltes) advert
"with these l33t skills you are spoiling us There abit Mr Thomas"
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# thanks m'dear
you alreet?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Yars
How's that Texas? :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Should have known really.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Yay!
Teh Fanj is back!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# pr
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# this is still nice but please don't pearoast in a new thread
it gets people a little riled :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# They wouldnt have got riled if you hadnt
pointed out that it was a pearoast ;) Youve set the nazis off now :)

So how are you getting on with Jesse?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# is there some b3ta love going on?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# ....
This is not the Jessie you are looking for....
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# oh
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Yes, between me and Pamela Handerson.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# lol ur hand haz massiv tits!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# MILITARY GROUPS A TO C ARE READY GRAND FÜHRER
LEAD US
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Ach nein!
Polieren Sie Ihre Medaillen und stehen Sie oben gerade! Ich ersuche um Sie bald!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# no french
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Sacre Bleu!
polissez vos médailles et soyez en haut vous justement ! Je demande bientôt autour de vous !
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I can't keep up with the phrase books
slow down
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Sorry Mr. Bush.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Sind diese Sachen verzollbar?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Oh really?
lucidate le vostre medaglie e siate in cima precisamente! Chiedo presto attorno a voi!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Ich habe nichts zu verzollen
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Errrr.....
Nicht glätten Sie Ihr Genie?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Ich mochte ein heisses Bad
I am not gay, or a piece of fruit
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
# YES YOU ARE!
I HAVE SEEN YOUR PICTURE JOHNNY ROTTEN!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# A crude guess
German is almost English
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# ;)
So how did you get on with your crack?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# A trojan virus for all my efforts
My man is moving onto Singapore, where piracy is more sophisticated he says, ultimately Adobe can shuve their price tags up their arse
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# If this is what I think it is
and I think it is then speak to me tomorrow after work and I'll sort it for you.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# ^this
i know your game, sellout
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Missiles launched.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Ich habe meine Schlussel verloren
Damn!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Ich habe einen Schraubenzieher in meinem Rektum
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Er ist ohnmachtig geworden!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# i haven't listen to the new album you sent yet
so much work to and i can't concentrate with new music on. really enjoying solitaire and brooklyn so much though. i like his voice a lot.


(i prefer to trigger nazis rather than Nazi, it makes me the good guy :) )
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Fucking check on Solitaire and Brooklyn!
Did I send you the christmas bonus mix?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# yeah you did, tis grand.
youtube frank performing the outdoor type btw. i'd sent you the link but its taking the best part of a minute to load a page at the moment. my internets are slowly eating themselves
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# You really need to get a better internet link!
Especially if you want to be my friend ;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# haha its 7 people on an 8mb uplink
next year i'm living with 3 computer illiterates so the entire internet will be mine!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# WHAT?
SRSLY THO. WHAT?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
# jesse malin
late of d generation, red sushi put me onto him
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Why...
thank you kind sir!

Much appreciated
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I don't know why the fourth
woman has a flashing left breast
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Can can can can CANT!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# oops
sorry
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# no worries
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I love you
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Haahaha
bit of above^^
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# YAY
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Im watching million dollar baby
Didnt realise it gets quite dark!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Was there a power cut at the studio?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# good evening
and good night





(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I like the Gherkin
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Pindmiss
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I also like the gherkin,
yay for the gherkin.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# This do you?


(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Mua ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Well, in that case, you can have this, too.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# w00p w00p
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# The Gherkin is nice.
I like the Gherkin.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i dislike that building so much.
it looks like a suppository for giants
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# More like a tampon.
See my below post....
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i hate the way you can see it from the south bank
it ruins the skyline of london
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Are you serious?
I think that it is a quite amazing building! And it is a hell of a lot better than 90% of most buildings in London!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# it just looks so out of place
london isn't the place for skyscraper style buildings, i reckon. especially since you can't really see poor St Pauls catherdral. it'd look nice in san francisco, i suppose
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I understand your point,
but it is a more striking building than the Empire State Building for example. Buildings in London dont seem to me to be tall as a point. They are attractive generally, as a point. If they happen to be tall, then so be it.

But look at Canary Wharf? Probably the least interesting building ever built. And why? To be tall. And why squared? Because it was built by Americans. You can not claim that The Gherkin is as bad as a building that is simply tall!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# oh aye the canary wharf is horrible
but when i get off the train i like to wander around southbank for a bit and it and one or two other tower blocks really spoil the view of the north bank. my favourite sky scraper is the chrysler building
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I myself disagree with you.
I love wandering around the South Bank around The Globe and Borough, and I love the dichotomy between the old and new.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# did you ever meet joesph marinas the poetry busker?
he was amazing. fucking blackfriers council slapped an order banning him though.
cnuts
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Ah St Mary's Axe-Wound!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Its the building that i see on the train
which tells me im in london

It does look silly tho
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# i see Big Ben and the MI5 building as my markers
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You rich West London Bastard ;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# thats I :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# what crazy direction do you
come from then?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# from woking to waterloo
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# ah that posh place
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# It's the building I see on the train
which tells me "Oh fuck, I'm in London"

/never been to London blog
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# AAARGH NOT ANOTHER IPOD PICTURE
CAN THIS BANDWAGON PLEASE STOP!!!

/almost exactly 4 years ago blog
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# YOU LOVE IT YOU SLAAAAAG
 

 
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# aye doesn't bother me like
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# If it really gets going again, though,
all those people who were moaning about 50-foot women posts are going to wonder what hit them.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Took a while to find this one...
Sorry
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Thats rich coming from you ya Cunt ;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I like the Gherkin
The Gherkin is nice.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# No..
I like the Gherkin.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# No,
I like the Gherkin.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# No,
I'M Spartacus!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I'm Sportacus.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THE GHERKIN!
And probably dont even know what it is bar internet information!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I've been to London many times.
In fact, I went to the National Gallery and the Tate recently, and last year I went to the Imperial War Museum, and spent the night on the HMS Belfast.
You can see the Gherkin from there.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Pfffft!
Spartacus rhymes with Fartacus!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# It's true!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I hate the gherkin
The big Mac is a bit limp too.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# "surprise"
 

 
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Oh dear.
:D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# but you'll feel them
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# the next day, you will.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Not if you're "wankered on rohypnol".
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# "some nights are best forgotten - ROHYPNOL"
/frankie boyle
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# HEY, BABY
 

 
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# heh...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# This is excellent
Scarlet Ibis are ace
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# cool
Photobucket
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Bandwagon peas lol
Pea from my earlyiestest b3ta posts

And I am aware that it's shit.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# wibble
Photobucket
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# nnnnng
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# For information on how to keep an idiot entertained, please look below.
For information on how to keep an idiot entertained, please look above.

edit - cleek
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# ....
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I recommend my Dad.
He was a panel-beater on Blankety Blank.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# There is no need to call
Cleo Rocos a Panel!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Oh dear god!
*fears*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
*Click*

*Edit* That's beautifully done!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahaha! I love these!
I have a great idea for one, but you could never see the Goatse man's face.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hello there.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Oh hai
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# lol! U OK?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# yer im gud ta
an u?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i cud be btr
pmsl
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# rofl
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# so difficult to decide
if you are a prostitute and called by carriage to this address, which to service? Who paid?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# he'd
be useful at an orgy
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# you are rotating wobbly hat aicmfp
also, hello matey, haven't seen you about for a while!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# They say you always know your lover
It's a soulmate thing apparently.
Or just result of time spent observing the genitalia.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# An astute
observation

Edit: Get yer cock out love!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaargh!
Also, I know that mouth:
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# hahah
nicely
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Jeepers that's scary!
Weird eyes freak me right out.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Micto ha..
oh hang on..!

*Woo !*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# yargh!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Christ
Words are unusable
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# they sure are
because whenever he moves his tongue he can't see.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I was more concerned about it loosing an eye to some teeth
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# betelgues?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# *Gasps*
The stuff of daydreams
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# the corinthian!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# heh.
 

 
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Holy Mother!
That give me teh FEAR!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# most babbies give me the fear.
 
ewwww, babbies
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# it's all in the pronunciation
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# pffft
ok ppl, what do i do for my 10K?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# NAKEDNESS
please?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# HARBINGER PORN
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# heh
was that from memory or looking at my profile?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
looking at your profile but ive seen it before :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# send us all a WHSmith gift voucher
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# are you stuck in 1987?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Dick puppets
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# a song
wwith nakedness
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
#
ha i watched that yesterday.

nice instrument :D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# ta
there is going to be something rather special involved with that very soon
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# how soon
*drools*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I dunno, 'shop a kitten or something
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Arf!
Yay for Homonyms!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahah!
But I doubt you'd want to surf at St Michael's Mount.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# excellent accuracy
St Michael's Mount :-)

I dun a Devonish one.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# :D
*I love Cornwall !*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha! I see what you did there.
*cleek*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# hooray for pasties!


this made me do the chuckling
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# gah! beaten to it :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)
# Redsushi The last 2 ive done havent had much shadow which is my favourite part :(

wohop! whoop!
just realised overly dark below lip shadow, tried a ninja edit but realized i flattened it :(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Bah
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Oi!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Eep!
*runs fer it*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Its ok,
I know you hate me :(

*emos*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Heeeeell no
I like you lots. You're one of my 'b3tans I recognise and want to glomp'
My earlier comment was merely aimed towards 'why wasn;t it me* or Rap'

*er...because I didn't provide a photo of me?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i will do you!
you sicko
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Arf!
Is that why you beat me up in Northampton?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# some people have to pay for that, you know
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I beat you up?!
Crikey. I usually remember such hijinks
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# :o
SIR

*gobsmacked*

~snigger~

...much as you were ;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# That's me in the background!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Damn I look good ;)
And the woops have h's ;)

EDIT: And Ive just realised you made me look like I have a twatty French under beard ;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# hmmm
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# This, too
is woosome!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Nice 'Fred Flinstone' shadow
but that would be becase it's accurate :-)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Are you implying that I dont shave often enough?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I've only seen you once!
'twas you
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# :?
Were you at the Northampton bash?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I was the main photo taker
Dr When introduced you, like teh host that he is
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# i know
haha i was thinking of a way to best show his stubbs, so i decided all over dark green would be suitable :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Looks rather woo
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I like your robots!
You should do robots people!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# needs whizzy sparks made by flints
but then again, my car needs a reconditioned synchromesh and can I get that done?

/everyone nags blog
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I likes that!
Dare I say the word 'sweet'?

apparently...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# fucking nice
here is my robot:
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# wants !
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# He walks and shoots sparks inside the red eye thing
and it looks fuckin cool.

He also has a discrete robot cock.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I'm revising for my chemistry degree. Have to tell myself this
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I have a one of those
it doesn't seem to have helped much
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Neo!
Bluesy!

Hi
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# hello trouble
hows things with you?

I am back!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Yay! Welcome backs
I'm good. Pretty darn good infact!

You best be too you big emo lully ;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# EMO!
you what?

I may have silly hair but I am anything but emo
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# That looked just like my name for a moment when it first loaded

/pretty fucking dumb to pretty much everyone who hasn't actually met me
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# You shall be poked unexpectedly on the arse, lovey :)
I've got a bit of a fail flaming some forums elsewhere, must dash
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# shuck the fut up :-)
you're dumb like I'm invisible.

And I'm not invisible.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Who said
that?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Oh, I know that
Though it's occasionally advantageous for me to let people believe what they will

I just mean that my username is 'Jessie' and there is absolutely no way that up there could be mistaken as such ;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# damn, that's cold...
... real cold.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# you've got your Spartan on random at the moment, i see
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# he loves enema.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I made Shalroth a StarTrek screen saver GIF
for his N81 phone, tho I imagine it'll work for others



Anyone else want?

Bigger, Clearer, Better
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I'm not in on the joke
but that's still the coolest thing ever
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# No joke, just fun,
makes your phone look a lot like a Star Trek TOS communicator.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# *stares*
*glazes over*
*waits for instruction*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# *clacks claws*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Schwowrflormwbrmmplmowwmmmmm...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I remember that one!
When Spock 'runs and pauses' the warp(or impulse) engines for about 0.5 seconds, but from the Science station (illogical).

However at the heart of the illusion I see Gyarados offering me sucky-love....
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# This is the nerdiest post I have ever seen :D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Oh, hang around
I reworded it to sound less nerdier for the benefit of other people less nerdy to be able for the understanding of. Is true!!!!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I'm not sure what it is that you just said

but it's pretty
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# five dollah
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# international exchange rate differential
is now $8.24 give or take local economic factors
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hallo Steef!
Have you just been to Tenochititlan or just uploading old holiday pictures of South America?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# that is now my mobiles
screen saver

and it looks ace
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Yay!!!
Glad someone likes it! ;)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I love this *soooooo* hard
It gives me a lot of pleasure.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# :D
Real glad you like!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# thats ace :D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# ...
I helpded a bit,
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Aye, credit where due, Shalroth sent me the moire pattern,
he'd been playing with it on acetate all evening and asked me if I could make it into a GIF for his phone, was my idea to do the actual surround and make it look sexeh tho.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# And he really does
mean all evening. I'm going to ake a clock out of them. Woo
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I fear this
But I also love it.

*Click*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I likes this
tops
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Tu9
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Cor!
The next Dr Who? :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ....Or...Top Gear Presenter
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# These are ace, sir.
:D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# hello there.
*doffs cap*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hallo.
:D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# hmmmmm
there be a phone bleeping in my room somewhere...

This means it has low battery. This also means it requires finding amongst a pile of clothes...

If i don't return within 2 hours, notify the authorities.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hahahah
okay. *salutes*
Godspeed, man
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Oh hai person!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# *claps*
Huzzah and woo!

You're the first person to vector me... Feel proud young sir!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# This is very good.
Nice one.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Just over 40 minutes to vector a pic with impressive artage

I'm impressed but then I don't do vectoring...is this impressive?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Woooot!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
You are fast with these!

Did you know that it took ClanSoul 8 hours to vector KK? I know that there must have been love time in that, but still! at least half of it must have been vectoring!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Well that answered my question
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

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