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goodnight all

or goodmorning, as I am backwards.

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)

your cat is blue

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:58, archived)

FEEEEEEESH!

good 'ning.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:00, archived)

please tell me thats your flying fish leaping over your stuffed and mounted cat

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:01, archived)

NO YOU MAY NOT MOUNT MY CAT YOU PERVE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)

MUCH LESS STUFF IT, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:12, archived)

prude

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:12, archived)

Dead Jedi kitty.

cya

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:00, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)

GOOD BYE HELLO PULL UP A KITTEN AND SHOP A CHARE.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:03, archived)

HELLO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:07, archived)

i don't know if any of the night shift are left still

but the essay is done.
to celebrate i'm going to treat my self to a pearoast.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:33, archived)

What did you use as the last 100 words?

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:33, archived)

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:34, archived)

I told him to go for 104 words:

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it. my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:36, archived)

I HOPE YOU'VE ENOYED MARKING THIS ESSAY AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED WRITING IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:37, archived)

I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED FAILING AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED FAILING YOU

ALSO: BREAD

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:39, archived)

i rather lost coherency a while ago

The ancient texts do have some similarities with the modern excerpt however; there is still an intent for later generations to use the work for greater understanding of the past and to learn from the events of the past. Though it may not seem obvious at first but an aspect of the moralising that we saw has survived into modern historical literature, though instead of being subjective morality stories as we saw earlier, we see the objectivity falter on occasions and judgement slips into the writers words.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:37, archived)

I'm sure that makes a lot more sense in context, bible boy.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:39, archived)

i fucking hope so

i'm alphabet souping here

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:40, archived)

Now you're making me hungry.

Well done.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:42, archived)

its breakfast time

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:43, archived)

yaaay.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:45, archived)

IT'S GAMECUBE TIME.

WHAT SHOULD I PLAY OUT OF:

1080
Double Dash
SMSunshine
Doshin
Wind Waker

HALP.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)

WHAT IS GAMECUBE PLZ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)

I DUNNO. I FOUND IT IN THE CUPBOARD AND I WAS ALL LIKE

I AM SO BADLY GONNA PLUG THIS INTO THE TELLY.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)

same as a gamesquare, only in 3d.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)

Make a picture.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)

I'm not gay. Sheesh.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)

my ex got an xbox.

i played pacman on it the other day.

i have a playstation and a whole pile of games. i play tekken 3 because i like to fight.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)

This is a Gamecube, man. There are no fightin games. Only games with REALLY BRIGHT COLOURS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)

WHAT ABOUT SOUL CALIBUR

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)

fun game

i like the gimp

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)

I still have Soul Blade but I never finished it in story mode.

it's not really fair when the final opponent is like undead or some shit

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)

Story mode on Soul Blade was fucking awesome.

They really should have kept that idea going.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:00, archived)

I nearly got there, but I just couldn't nail Soul Edge with some of the characters.

I ain't much of a button-masher.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:12, archived)

FIGHTING WITH BRIGHT COLOURS.

I never got good at it either so I may not play it.

BUT I FORGOT I HAD STARFOX. THINK I'MA PLAY THAT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)

this is a samrt move

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)

Well, I am Samrt.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:34, archived)

this does not bode well for the work.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)

I have this one called Bushido Blade which is pretty neat.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)

ooh, never seen that one.

i have about 25 games, i steal them whenever i see them. i have one called ball breakers which sounds good but i doubt it's on topic. i have a harry potter game too.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)

I occasionally cruise auction sites for old games.

Since I hardly play, I've not seen the point in even buying a PS2, cheap as they are now..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushido_Blade
it is pretty funny when both characters are critically wounded, crawling around on their knees and barely able to lift their weapons.
or if you're playing a little character with a huge weapon they can't really handle.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:39, archived)

I used to just run around all over the place in that game.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)

run here.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:52, archived)

I'm not sure that I actually did suggest that..

Also: I'm nowhere to be found on that link you posted in there.

Also also: I have a thing for prego sauce.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:01, archived)

well, it's more a communal suggestion.

i'd change the link but i'm lazy and people can just click the thread link thingy.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:04, archived)

jumping off the bridge and taking off down the river's a good one.

but no matter what I did I couldn't get the alternate endings..
fucking, shitty walkthroughs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:52, archived)

maybe I should hunt down the sequel.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)

Number 2 is fun

but they don't let you cripple people.

On the plus side, there are two people with guns now.

(Strikethrough bold italic underline, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)

ha, that sounds fun.

i got my playstation free - neighbourhood garbage walk. two controllers and a few games included, too.

it's garbage night tonight, i should go for a wander. i put out a box earlier of free stuff and a sign that says "FREE STUFF FOR MUTANTS". i used to have a "FREE STUFF FOR ZOMBIES" sign too (with zombies from that stencil i made), but someone took it the last time i set a box of free stuff out at the curb.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)

thats a good idea

for some reason the law here says that taking anything that someone has left as rubbish is theft. I tried to claim a chair from a skip once and the policemen who was watching me told me to put it back and let it get taken away to be disposed of. wtf?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:00, archived)

there are similar laws here, but rarely enforced.

and people here tend to tag stuff as free so the garbage collectors don't take it, and it's common so i don't think the cops harrass people.

a couple of years ago the cops stopped me when i was out one night but it was because there had been a break-in and when i told them i was garbage shopping they knew the score.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:07, archived)

thats pretty cool

its just stupid, that chair was only going end up in a landfill anyway

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)

you should not play windwaker as it is poo.

the same applies to Sunshine. Double dash is not so much fun on your own.

draw for us.

what the hell is your excuse for being up at this time?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)

I woke up at 3am.

After going to sleep at 4pm.

Yeah my sleeping pattern is FUCKED.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)

i've been up for 20 hours now :( i'm so far out of sorts i feel really unwell

when i hand this work in i shall sleep for a day think

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:34, archived)

Ouch! I can't do that. Everytime I pull an all nighter I totally crash out by like 3pm.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:37, archived)

i'm pretty good at not having sleep

problem is this is the third 20-odd hour day in a row and i'm hallucinating horribly. playing scary games and drinking much coffee didn't help that much. i keep hearing things and seeing people moving out the corners of my eyes. i feel rotten.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:39, archived)

I HAVEN'T PLAYED WINDWAKER, SO DO THAT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)

WIENIEWHACKER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)

BUT I FREAKING HATE THE FUCKING TEMPLE BY THE DEKU TREE.

I might play up until that point.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)

Fists of fists:The fist is back.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)

FIST.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)

FULL FIST!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:53, archived)

DOLLARS OF!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)

one hell of a tag cloud.

www.imdb.com/keyword/fisting/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)

LET'S PLAY CLOUD TAG.

FIRST WE ALL FLOAT THOUSANDS OF FEET IN THE AIR. THE PERSON WHO PLUMMETS TO EARTH FIRST IS 'IT'.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:00, archived)

The sequel to 101 dalmations didn't achieve the same level of commercial success.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0252802/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:07, archived)

that sounds pretty good ashally.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:27, archived)

SEVEN FISTS FOR SEVEN FISTS.

Followed at 7:00 by 'A FEW FISTS MORE'.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:59, archived)

I SAW THE DIRECTOR'S CUT. IT WAS GREAT.

THE COMMENTARY TRACKS WERE ALL PERFORMED BY FISTS WITH LITTLE DRAWN ON EYES AND LIPS.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)

"crouching fist, hidden fist" to follow "house of 1000 fists"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)

FIST.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:12, archived)

DOUBLEFIST

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIJZ2Dv_Um4&NR=1

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:08, archived)

YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:15, archived)

all the ducks are swimming in the water

fal-de-ral-ral-de-fal-de-ral-ral-de

even phantom ducks like to swim :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)

i see the subtle rabbit.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)

he must be very subtle

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)

i highlighted him for you.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:37, archived)

oh yeah

evil subtle rabbi
what can he possibly want?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)

evil, subtle carrots.

and blood.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)

i don't know about subtle carrots

but evil 'uns? oh yes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:48, archived)

*flees*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:52, archived)

aw, spiderfluff.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:53, archived)

i'll fluff anything me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:59, archived)

This is what it's like looking at drowned ducks from underwater.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)

that is sinister

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)

GO DUX!

I sleep now, g'night all :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)

g'night

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)

dux say 'night!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)

See yah, quack.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)

dux plural?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:48, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:11, archived)

loooovely

i declare my love for that.

Also, that reminds me of an idea i had for a print...

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:12, archived)

AAU

Like way the layers hold up there. Not muddy at all.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)

She died like this.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)

Goodnight sweet princess.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)

I hope we can all learn from her mistake so her death will not be in vain.

AND THE CATS IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:25, archived)

jesus fuck i hate that fucking shit song.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)

When you're coming home postbear I don't know when

we'll be together then.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)

You've got the lyrics wrong there bear. Here they are in full:

A child arrived just the other day,
He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.
He learned to walk while I was away.
And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew,
He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad.
You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day.
He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play.
Can you teach me to throw?" I said, "Not today,
I got a lot to do." He said, "That's ok."
And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed,
Said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah.
You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day,
So much like a man I just had to say,
"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head, and he said with a smile,
"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later. Can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired and my son's moved away.
I called him up just the other day.
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."
He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time.
You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu,
But it's sure nice talking to you, dad.
It's been sure nice talking to you."
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me,
He'd grown up just like me.
My boy was just like me.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:41, archived)

No I'm pretty sure the third verse is RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)

WATE I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND AN MP3 VERSION TO SHARE WITH THE GROUP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)

I HOPE IT IS THE UGLY KID JOE VERSION

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)

Oh god, I'd almost forgotten about those cunts.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)

i see their cds all the time in junk shops.

some big green cartoon guy and drippy letters, if memory serves.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)

you cunt.

illustrating that crap song ought to be the next challenge.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)

Hahahaha

hahahahaha fuck I nearly woke evil_twin up

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)

quit stealing her meds, you stealer.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)

That was yesterday.

I was slightly tempted tonight, but I'm going to give it a rest. I REALLY don't need an oxycontin habit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)

addiction is an imaginary scare tactic dreamed up by anti-drug crusaders and people who like reality too much.

go ahead, it's just a little white pill. you aren't afraid of a pill, are you?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)

this is science i'm afraid

reality is for people who can't handle their drugs, man

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)

number one in the Billboard charts 21 December 1974.

preceded by "Kung Fu Fighting".. followed by "Angie Baby", which is actually a pretty good song

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)

i like kung fu fighting.

i have the 45.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)

I remember Angie Baby I think

god help me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)

A-A-ANNGIE BAY-BEE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)

well, maybe.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:18, archived)

I don't know the song so I just looked up the lyrics.

Fuck.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Harry_chapin_1978.jpg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)

i treasure the caption: no higher resolution pic available.

thank fuck.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)

Hahahaha!

Indeed!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

actually he looks a lot like an american actor, I trying to think what I've seen him in.

Ok, it's Holmes Osborne

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:54, archived)

pudding with hair.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)

ah right he was in Anchorman which is on TV tonight and I will probably watch it again even though Will Ferrell really isn't all that funny.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)

Man I really dislike Will Ferrell.

I think he's completely charmless.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)

Reckon.

mostly I like it for Steve Carrell.. and yes, Christina Applegate

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)

I like Steve Carrell

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)

I LOVE STEVE

he is a lot funnier in The Office than that cunt Gervais ever was

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)

on this we are in full agreement.

he's on my list of people i would kill if i could get away with it.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)

We should have a chat about how awesome he is here

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harry_Chapin#DJ

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)

Wow.

"Chapin lived at 311 Dryden Road in 1963. I leave a white rose on the porch whenever I'm up there."
I wonder if "white rose" is some kind of euphemism.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)

ALSO:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harry_Chapin#The_Peter_Morton_Coan_book

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:13, archived)

Awesome.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)

we should all send our resumes to b3ta dot com.

they're hiring a computer in eton and all you need to know how to do is post pictures of shit. it pays lots of euros and you get access to naked pics of all b3ta members.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:23, archived)

Yeah, I saw that.

Apparently it's b3ta-friendly. So I'm guessing it's ok to include a crudely drawn spunking magenta cock on all the work you produce for them. I've updated my portfolio to reflect this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)

i'm going to send a resume full of screaming and ridiculous claims.

HI GIVE ME THE FUCKING JOB, I BUILT THE EIFFEL TOWER AND SHIT OUT OF CSS AND ONE TIME I KICKED A GUY WHO DIDN'T HIRE ME TO DEATH.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)

I DID A TRIPLE BYPASS WITH JAVASCRIPT

IT WAS TOO EASY SO I RESTRICTED MYSELF TO VOWELS ONLY TO MAKE IT HARDER

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)

I HAVE TEN CASTLES AND I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)

OH NO THEY BE TRYIN' STEAL MAH GUN COLLECTION

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)

I STOLE THE MOAT LAST NIGHT, LOL!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)

DID YOU TAKE THE FEESH TOO?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)

You get to run around the office telling people off for the slightest "errors".

OMG YOU PRINTED IN COLOUR WHEN YOU DIDN'T NEED TO, YOUR DESK IS THREE INCHES TOO WIDE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:34, archived)

When someone's talking and they can't think of the correct word for a second

you get to shout REDEX! REDEX! up in their face.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:37, archived)

And when the boss likes something that someone says

he writes it on the front door.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)

And everyone else moans about it for the rest of the day.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)

Also, you can give the boss money so you can have a small picture on your desk next to your nameplate.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)

but if you're bad they make you sit on the naughty step out back in the alley with the shitrags.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:41, archived)

Johnny Homeless here

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)

homeless people use vista.

they moved on up from web tv.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)

Whoa

I'd forgotten all about webtv. Making websites around that time was a fucking nightmare. Nothing was compatible with anything else and every implementation was completely different.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)

web tv ought to be the next challenge after the crap song one.

HEY DAYSHIFT! NIGHTSHIFT IS COMING TO FUCK YOU UP!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)

YER DARN TOOTIN', PILGRIM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:33, archived)

the one at top right has a huge handlebar moustache.

she is the prettiest of them all.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)

And a beard.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)

looks like a highly stylised beard, like a fop would have.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:34, archived)

A workshy fop?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)

fops don't work, they're parasites like tree mushrooms and conservatives.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)

fops are a different breed however to the dandy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)

we do not speak of the d ndy.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)

Awwww! What a lovely thing to log on to...

Like lovely, arty, beer goggles. I am loving it. :D *enclickens*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:25, archived)

Noiiice!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:20, archived)

I likes this a very lot

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)

dumb. not funny.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)

this comic needs some jokes.

its not funny. it sucks gay dicks. ben franklin was fat.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)

i28.tinypic.com/adkx3l.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)

hahhaha. thats all the jokes i need.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:00, archived)

NEVER!

HAHAHA!
*saved*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:10, archived)

I GOT YER AIDS RIGHT HERE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)

Don't know, Doc.

911 is indeed a joke in most towns.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:00, archived)

i love 9/11 jokes.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:04, archived)

GIULIANI!

LOLLLOLOLOLOL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)

One big pussy!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:57, archived)

i just came across your b3ta bingo

i like that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)

B3TA BEACH BLANKET BINGO, BABY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:14, archived)

NO, DOCTOR DYSLEXIA CANNOT LEAVE.

WHERE WILL THE FORUM GET ITS SEXY LAYDEE STUFF FROM? I ALSO THOUGHT THIS WAS QUITE FUNNY. BIG CAT AND MR T MADE ME GIGGLE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)

GOODBYE FOREVER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:59, archived)

I WILL BE SAD ON THE INTERNETS WITHOUT HIM

verily.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:03, archived)

MAYBE ONE DAY ANOTHER SEXY SEXY LAYDEE WILL APPEAR ON THE INTERNET

BUT UNTIL THEN THERE WILL NEVER EVER BE ANOTHER SEXY SEXY LAYDEE ON THE INTERNET

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:13, archived)

WE SHOULD TRY AND REPLACE HIM.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:17, archived)

THAT IS A GOODPLAN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)

I'M GETTING ME A BEBO ACCOUNT. HONEYTRAP: ACTIVATE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:19, archived)

I'M RUBBING MY THIGHS.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:23, archived)

PLEASE ONLY REPLY IF YOU ARE A SEXY SEXY LAYDEE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)

WATE THAT IS SEXIST WE MIGHT GO TO PRISON

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)

THIS IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:35, archived)

yes.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:46, archived)

I am convinced this is exactly how it went down

GW told me as much

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:02, archived)

he likes to drink his own pee.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:02, archived)

I WISH MY CAT WAS AS BIG AS THAT ONE

WATE HE IS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:11, archived)

WATE WAT?

UR CATS BIGAS THAT?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:14, archived)

HE IS LIKE AT LEAST TWELVE POUNDS I SHOULD THINK.

HE LIKES TO SLEEP ON MY CHEST AND SOMETIMES I CAN'T BARELY BREATHE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)

WORK YOUR MULES GIRLYMAN

CATS NEED BEDDING STABILITY AND ENDURANCE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:21, archived)

I WORK MY LUNG MULES EVERY CHANCE I GET AND YOU KNOW IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:29, archived)

of course the cat is big, that youth keeps watering him.

bye 911.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:26, archived)

She ise.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)

Haha! Possibly my fave ever.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)

Thx. I'll try to better it, of course.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)

hahaaahaaaa.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:46, archived)

You too, Girl.

You didn't buy that fat ass. [/;-P

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:50, archived)

haha that has made my night worthwhile

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)

Thanks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:50, archived)

do you draw these yourself?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:53, archived)

Naw, I wish! Shopped clipart!

Colouring, move shit about to fit, and TOAPed for cheap laughs.
Many come from old Punch mags etc, like the above.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:55, archived)

i've never got thee TOAPhobia. funny's funny right?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)

yes, but as long as its funny

That picture is genius. Pure and utter genius.

Writing LOL MY PANTS HAS A HAM IN THEM on top of a photo is not.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:01, archived)

I disagree. That sounds brilliant!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:02, archived)

well yeah, everything *I* say is brilliant.

But coming from anyone else, well, it may as be covered in its own faeces.

I'll have Shirley send you over another copy of the memo about that.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)

this is true

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:04, archived)

I think that's the problem.

Some suggest it is too easy to get a laugh
that/this way. But I can do the same without
the TOAP part and it still seems to be funny.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)

the football match with the teddies is a cracker.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)

Thanks, one of my least effort ones. Was fucking brill image to start with.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)

i like

i click

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:48, archived)

\o/

thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:51, archived)

yay they're doing 'the wave'

_\o\\o\\o\\o\\o/\o/_/o//o//o//o/

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:08, archived)

I snorted and blew a minor snot bubble

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:48, archived)

Thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:52, archived)

don't thank me, I'm keeping it for myself

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:57, archived)

YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)

That's what she said.

And will do so again, no doubt.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:53, archived)

ahahahaa!

woo!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:54, archived)

Thanks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)

ohhhh dear

hehehehe

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:14, archived)

[/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)

fist that fat bitch raw.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)

can I get that on a T-shirt?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)

Yes. As good a wipecloth as any other, I would guess.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)

with matching gloves, of course.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)

Genius :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:20, archived)

haha!

magic

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

At least they're honest.

Saw this on the way home from the print shop. Thought I'd share.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:23, archived)

POPE FLIES TO AMERICA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)

‫‬‭‪‫‬‭

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)

www.google.com.au/search?q=%E2%80%AB%E2%80%AC%E2%80%AD%E2%80%AA%E2%80%AB%E2%80%AC%E2%80%AD%D2%89&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:42, archived)

‫‬‭‪‫‬‭ WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN!? How was drug binge?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)

It means THERE IS NO MORE GEL

that also boggles and confuses me.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:46, archived)

I managed to get an hour or two of sleep.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)

APPARENTLY [SHOCKING FACT HERE]! I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT COULD HAPPEN LIKE THAT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:52, archived)

I AM STILL A LITTLE BIT GREEN WITH THE RESIDUE OF YESTERDAY'S ENVY.

but I had a few beers and a few smokes with a friend and I then was too high to even go on-line and then I went to bed.

THE END

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:13, archived)

binging?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:52, archived)

what the fuck is that?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)

doodle

feel free to add to it. i lack the attention span. lol cdc.

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connor, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

also gaz me your email if you want and i will get back to you either just now/tomorrow. its a music tracker. the very best.

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connor, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

Not heard of it. I'd kill for a what.cd or waffles.fm though :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)

its better than those two put together

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connor, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:41, archived)

Better than Oink was?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)

lovely

8.5 hours and counting. 300 hundred of 1600 words...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)

You writing a dissertation or something?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:36, archived)

just a piece of coursework but it's so dreary i'm finding it impossible to make any headway.

listen to this as a sample:

"Thucydides, in his Peloponnesian War, describes the most rigorous methods for choosing which sources are useful and which are erroneous. In his history he deals with a recent war in his own lifetime, yet he is sure not to trust the first source made available to him, including his own impressions, aware that a single person’s memory of an event can be mistaken. "

fun, eh?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)

Sounds... Riviting.

I think I'm going to try and find a DVD of Mars Attacks.

Good luck, sir!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:45, archived)

cheers,

enjoy nicheloson

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)

I would if I could find it. UGH. TO DEMONOID.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:01, archived)

i recommend city of lost children if you ever catch yourself in a more whimsical mood

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:08, archived)

gracious

what's the course topic?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:45, archived)

The Biblical World

i have a 1600-2000 word essay made of four questions. this one is "According to the non-Biblical writers cited below, what are the best sources for writing about the past? How does this compare with luke 1:1-4? i the writer of act was not a follower of peter then i what way could he legitimise the events he chronicles?" THIS IS THE FIRST OF FOUR SUCH QUESTIONS! gonna be an all nighter...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:49, archived)

the horrible history books are good.

well i liked them when i was a kid. especially the illustrations. i think they would be the best source.

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connor, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)

haha that'd be much better

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)

And makes one of the first steps in critical thinking as we know it.

It's the first rule if one thinks about it.

"Everything you know is wrong!"

And you work/start from there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:45, archived)

that's more or less what the eventual conclusion of my essay will be

that placing any weight in biblical truth is flawed from the outset

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)

Yes. As it leads us directly to; "everything THEY know, is wrong too."

[/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)

and "everything YOU know? that's probably wrong as well"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)

That's what I told everyone in the bus on the way to the Big Hole.

Watch out for spiders!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:07, archived)

i like that.

i love this poster so much
www.horror-wood.com/2nd_mi4.jpg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)

B movie madness.

A classic.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:16, archived)

i've changed the link

this ones better

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:18, archived)

the trailer v

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:19, archived)

LOOK! Someone even wrote

a book on the subject!

Edit: Oops! Sorry all-slightly oversize.

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)

heh...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)

EVERYONE YOU KNOW WILL ONE DAY BE DEAD!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)

yes sir, i can boogie

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)

FUCKING EMOS!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:41, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:37, archived)

haha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:43, archived)

wow. its not fair that you have expensive 3d max programs and thats a disadvantage to everyone else like how you get frontpages.

i cant compete with that. look at them realistic shadows. thats not talent. thats disadvantage.

[happytoast defense]

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connor, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)

Happy Toast is a cunt and his pictures suck

that's my argument

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:04, archived)

I have to agree

but I've long given up on the front page, anyway

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)

HONK TWEET BLATT SAWEEEE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)

Quick n dirty!

Anyway, got my jammys on now (i jest!), so am off! tgc m8, cya!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)

a londoner, eh?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)

Yup! I was b. in Kingston-On-Thames.

Well, its almost Greater London really, but nevertheless. But I don't remem much of it-me family moved to Suffolk when I was eight. Me Gran still lived there though n we'd visit sometimes. Uncles & Aunts etc too.

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)

zoom!

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:02, archived)

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:09, archived)

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:10, archived)

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:11, archived)

ahhahaha!

epic woo :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:16, archived)

Woo! Good go!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

Pope Flies to America

(brownpau, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

TIME FLIES LIKE AN ALBATROS

FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)

The old man the boat.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:31, archived)

I GOT NOTHIN'.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)

POPE FLIES TO AMERICA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

once those Pope flies drill into the walls there's no getting rid of them

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

Fly naziboy, fly!

*orders case of popefly repellent*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

I'm sorry.

click for omgbigger and more text (135k) I suck at optimisation.

Original: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7348548.stm

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

kittin abuse!!

what is this madness?
kaydie likes kittins...
she has 5 =]

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

crikey!

that's more kittens than I have fingers to count!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

Wow, you're a cat lady.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

JollyJack draws a fly on the wall documentary about one of those

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

look at the size of this fucking rat

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

haha, that's ace.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

killed a boy using a fender or killed a boy who possessed said fender?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

O_o

yourself. It's not my fault webmasters make crazy urls ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

heh

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

Dont think even a HUGE DOG-SIZED rat'll scare

THIS elephant!!

Extra Edit Bit:Love the bit about the fruit pastille. No phuking way! Some fool might try it though...

Edit:http://www.blueridgecountry.com/elephant/elephant.html

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

By the way, apologies if this addy & pic should've gone elsewhere.

I won't make a habit of it.
Anyways, thanx for all the quality entertainment this board has given me tonight. I shall do my utmost to reciprocate in the not-too-distant future. I bid you all farewell & goodnight. Cheers guys! *gone*

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

how big are we talking?

cuz i reckon posie [awesomest of said kittins] could pwn that rat...
fun article tho....

be funny to see huge rats while ur off ur fuckin tree....heh....funs...=]

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

For We Are The Lemon and Discomeats and Shada

Click for bigger (79KB)

Could even have been in the 60 seconds image thing, if it had taken 60 seconds. Anyway, it probably won't get better than this. Goodnight to y'all...

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normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

o_0

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

0_o

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

_0_

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

(>o.o)>

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

LOL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

o_0

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

there's going to be a frenzy..... THE GATES HAVE OPENED!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

sorry

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

if it keeps in this thread maybe they won't get angry

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

thats all i got :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

Well then, just keep dancing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

dansin attacts the mens!

Ok, I'm out, I don't have any more, who fancies some oxtail soup?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

Funky eyewear can help too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

:-P

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

Oh god you didnt listen to me about the gel, did you?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

er...

NSFW...

you are having a great night, man :D

edit: crudely drawn penis!! crudely drawn!!!

for example:
Full Throbment

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

GOD DAMN IT MAN I SAID FIRE

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

Fire? the engines!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

Sorry, the ruskies got a cock into space 5 onths ago

It was in all the papers

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

it's ok, this is an old film, from march 2006

freedom wins yet again!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

God bless AMERICA

The AMERICA is in caps because its better than God

God is cool but he's no AMERICA

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

damn right, if he was that good he'd be an AMERICAN!

*hears patriotic music*

HOT DANG! I gotta chaingun a peasant village from a C130

that'll free the shit right out of them! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

hahaha

quality!
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

Hahahaha! I likes this!

V.good! Tehehe! *clicks*

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

slightly larger more colourful version

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Thanx! Am into space n astronomy n sci-fi so

this 'hits-the-button' in many ways (erm, except in a gay way! am hetero thru n thru) V.humourous!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

But tell me please, why purple penii? I presume

thats the plural of dick?! Is it an old B3ta meme thing? Seems to 'pop up' a lot, if you'll excuse the pun!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

yes, a "crudely drawn cock" (cdc)

is a b3ta meme, specifically, it should be magenta in colour

and each ball should have a regulation 3 pubes

also, when you get a touch pad, the first thing to be posted is a cdc containing the above features

edit: not touchpad, I'm forgeting words

ah, graphics tablet

that's it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

Its one of the finer traditions of B3ta.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

indeed!

it is the b3ta equivalent of a rich gentleman wearing a smoking jacket, sitting by the fireplace drinking port and berating the poor!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

Excellent! You paint such an distinguished image sir! (unlike these CDCs!)

Hmmm, magenta huh? Okie-doke, will remem that. And I was wondering what CDC stood for too, ta!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

learning is fun!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

I HAVE A GRAPHICS TABLET! Will

get to work straight away on a not-too-belated anim! Well, in the morning anyway. Its way passed my beddy-byes *yawns* Oops, excuse I.

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

YES!

Ive got F5-itus again :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

It's a graaaat big caaaaak! (sorry, can't do a 'cock'ney accent

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

It has been many moons since the last CDC thread.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

I only got pencilcock action now

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Do you do alt text for all your images?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)

No?

Ok then.

And with that I am really leaving, for real.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

RLY!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

Yes, I missed it.

Nice hat! Cya, we'll play again anon.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

when I remember, which is about 90% plus of the time now

If a metacorporial entity offers to share with you his dismembered penis collection, politely decline. If you are a serial killing cannibal, you may agree, but remember not to eat any part of his collection, as it is considered a serious faux pas.'Amy Vanderbilt Complete Book of Etiquette, 3rd Edition'

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

hahaha

Tops!

I might start.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

yes, do it, it can cause amusement and confusion

and most people don't even notice :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

IT WILL BE LIKE A SUPER SECRET SECRET CODE FOR ME AND YOU.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

YES AND ALL THE OTHERS WHO KNOW ABOUT

BUT KEEP MUM AND IT WILL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET LIKE A DIRTY UNCLE WHO ALL THE FAMILY LOVE BUT ARENT AWARE OF WHAT HES DONE EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ALL ACTUALLY AWARE AND JUST DONT TALK ABOUT IT.

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

This is ACE! *clicks!*

Pure undulation-fellation! Tehehehe!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

Good Lord!

That was one of the first gifs I ever made! Nice to see it recoloured!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:59, archived)

This is the best of yours.

Yes, yes, yes and hard.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

Ta. The man is a cunt.

Did you see my pre-emptive 10k?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Where's David Bowie?

We have a cock-off.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

god I wish she'd do that to me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

She does that 'dong' [insert apt sound-effect here]

-thing sooo absent-mindedly! Nice one!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

nsfw

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

whoa i totally didn't see that cock there for a while

help! i am cock blind!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

Every year, thousands become sufferers of cock blindness, please donate all you can

/emotional radio 4 plea blog

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

If you've been affected by any of the issues discussed in this program please call the BBC cock blindness hotline

The number is shown here written on this cock

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

Could be fatal...

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

GR&!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

yes he is now banned.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

This is a true story.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

IM NOT GAY BUT MY BOYFRIEND IS GAY

HELP ME ABBEY!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

not funny.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

HE IS A SAD MAN WHO WISHES FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

HE WOULD LIKE A LETTUCE AND A RANCH DRESSING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

WALDORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

Hahahaha

I LOVE YOU DRACULA

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

so pretty.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Just a little bit nsfw

please stop posting and look at the faq.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr3DEMSgTrA&NR=1

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

isn't this a little bit NSFW?

magenta cdc = good
photo of stonking great hard one = not so good

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)

New late-night image challenge idea

Instead of having 60 seconds to draw an image, try and draw something without letting go of your mouse button.

Here, I have someon ebeing chased by a Pac Man ghost

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

my mouse is too erratic and my mouse-fu is too weak for such an undertaking

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

TRY IT ANYWAY LOL

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

no it'd look like I was both spazzing and electrocuted simultaneously

only without the drool action

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

I dont have a mouse

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

I don't have, er.. limbs!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

You lifted the mouse button.

I can tell from the pixels

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

I can tell from the CRAMP IN MY WRIST

That I didnt

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

Did you use a black brush or a white one?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

White

But I see where you're coming from

This was bigger originally, but the rest was shit, so I cropped it.

LOL?!

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

I TOTALLY CALLED YOU ON THIS SHIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

I HAVE MADE AN AMBITIOUS VISION FOR WORLD UNITY

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

writing is hard when you can't find your tablet pen that was hidden by your gf so you won't go on b3ta because you have work to do :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

Am I too late for the old Mark Speight bandwagon?

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

needs more railway station

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

GOD FUCKING DAMN FUCKING IT

HE WAS MY BROTHER

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

He aint heavy?

He's myyyyyyy brutttthhuuuurrrrrr

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

But certainly heavy enough

to die from hanging from a rope tied round his neck

/oh-too-obvious-blog

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

You could hang an elephant.

Given enough twine.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

And mine.

I think he was like a brother to us all. He was tinky winky wasn't he?

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normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

This upsets me :(

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

SADDAM?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

Here's Johnny!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

Hello Johnny.

YOU ARE AN ABUSIVE PERSON, JOHNNY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

Hello Gronkpan.

ARE YOU AN ABUSIVE PERSON? AN ABUSIVE PERSON WHO PINS THEIR ABUSIVE WAYS ON OTHERS!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

I'm going to have a barbecue.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

*makes fun of australians via 'barbie' joke and bad accent*

Sorry.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

THAT'S ABUSIVE RIGHT THERE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

A successful movie that required no advertising to reach said success!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

was that an /ac?

/not ac

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

I DO NOT USE AUTOCOMPLETE OH FUCKING GOD HOW COULD YOU THINK I DID.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

I AM MAKING A MOVIE. DOES HE DO ANAL?

/sometimes uses autocomplete

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

WILD WANGER RAISED IN ANGER BY WOLVES!

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

What's wrong with autocomplete?

I've used it a few times. Is it possible that it's harmed me?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

YS A BR! IT SY GRRR! I A BR!

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

I HAD CHICKEN FRIED RICE TONIGHT

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

AUTOCOMPLETE IS TO CAPS LOCK AS RAPE IS TO MURDER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

hah! so the joke's on them!

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

THAT'S CLEAR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

180 Pounds Of Austrian Chocolate RIGHT HERE ladies

/ac

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

Yes.

Small breaks which spread slowly across the country meant that reputations - and therefore audiences - had time to build by word of mouth.
Now, with huge country-wide multiplex openings and saturation advertizing, the reputation of most movies is made or broken in the first weekend!
!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

ahem sir

I know that you are in the land of the free now, but, well zs.

Ah, now that's better, eh what!?

/stiff upper lip blog

hehe :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

In all seriousness

I get totally confused about spellings now. I've resisted US spellings as much as I could but I have to use them when I write to clients and I've noticed that I'm using them more now without thinking when I type.
Plus I've been here long enough that I'm at the stage where I sometimes get confused about which is the US and which is the UK spelling of a word. Although I don't think I'll ever get used to the single L thing. Words like traveller need to Ls to look right.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

just use the us spelling innit, or you'll just confuse the shit out of everyone

or are you accepted as "strange englandland guy" ?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

tender strips of DEAD ANIMAL ripped apart and SEARED with RED HOT heat and SMEARED in barbeque "SAUCE"

oh yeah, that's it there, oh yeah baby, oh yeah.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

*sicks a bit*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

"Garnished with lark's vomit?!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

for that ol' country taste!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

actually it's making me feel hungry

I guess there's no hope for my digestive future :/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

i've eaten kebabs, sober, 3 days running

due to these feckin' essays. now i'm craving awful lmab meat

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

fucking hell, your poor tract

you'll shit yourself inside out after 3 days of that crap

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

Why does meat fuck you intenstines now suddenly?

I recommend an enema, in fact electroshock and then an enema.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

kebab roulette at 45rpm

the chances ya takes, them's tha breaks

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

four shits today and i can feel another one brewing

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

That's just like me, except the opposite.

First time in about three weeks today, and I had to take fairly drastic measures to insure that one.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

The kebab shop near me does something called a "snack box".

It's just a tray full of kebab meat with a squirt of sauce.

I tried eating it once and got the sweats after the first mouthful.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

I can't even take the piss

hahahahaha

sorry

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

god that sounds good!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

feckin' broomhill friary has poisoned me so it has

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

wasnt the friery the only one that passed the safety tests

Its gone downhill since my first year :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

northern sole was the good one last year.

friery got 2 stars.
i usually go to kebab world but thats a bit pricey and shuts earlier

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

go to merdocs on division st

best babs in town by a mile!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

mission...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

its well worth it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

really?

sounds like my idea of 3 days in agony on the toilet

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

Meat - good!

Sauce - good!
Box - Good!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

I always presumed the hot anus curry thing was an amusing myth.

I've never experienced such a thing from chilis or even my semi nuclear Korean noodles I was sent some years hence.

Although I have managaed to rub chili residule both in my eyes, nose and urethra - which is particularly unpleasant.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

I got fresh chilli in my eye

the other day - I agree it hurts like a mother fuka!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

I refer of course, to the quality of the food, premises and storage of perishables

like meat, on a radiator, in direct sunlight, for the previous week

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

BURN THE MOTHER DOWN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

johnny who

tis good tho
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

Johnny rotten.

You don't know the Sex Pistols!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

OH HIM

!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

YEA HIM

!!!!

:]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

bad sellout bad

_{his eyes are eating my soul}

much like this chaps

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

This is great.

Good night b3ta!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

Thank you.

Good night.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

nite nite

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

I hurt myself. today. to see if i still feel.

sorry, wrong johnny.

IHUUURTMYSELFTODAAAAAAYTOSEEIFISTILLFEEEEEEEEEL

that's better.

well done, you have captured his bizarre ugliness well, but you have given him eyes capable of convergence.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

capable of

but not quite demonstrating

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

oooo got one of them lying about

/will forever regret not seeing him live

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

i like this most from your what would somebody coller than you do? series

is it a vector? if not, make it so and make it t-shirt size so i can have a new t-shirt

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

its not a vector sadly as i can't make them :(

it is a available in t-shirts though :)

if i put this into illustrator then livetraced it would it be a vector?
(sorry i'm really thick at this)
mind if i steal that subject line to call them?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

go for it

but only if you change it to "cooler" because "coller" isn't a word

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

haha

any ideas if the live tracing would work?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

Calm down Gordon

it's only the economy

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

oh god... now thats all i can see

you've killed johnny cash for me you expatriate fuck

*crys*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)

O_o

"you've killed johnny cash for me you expatriate fuck"

is one of the more unusual statements I've seen made on b3ta

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

wow....

just... wow...
this means so much to me *flutters hands* mustn't cry, mustn't cry. okay... and breathe... when i joined b3ta these mere months ago, i knew the calibre of unusal i was facing, The neville, We are the Lemon, squirrels with tits and endless rehashings of goatse. I dreamed, of course, of being as unusal as them, but never did i think I, tom o'bedlam, would ever truly rank amongst the great unusuals of our time. thank you *blows kisses"

_{thats more than i've written for my essay in the last 24 hours}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

you clearly haven't realised (or are too polite to say) that I am full of crap

I just can't help it

I see amusement in the strangest places.

Also, because of b3ta I now find things innapropriately funny.

which is not good, but heh :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

=D i take compliments in the strangest of places

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

that'll be £10

I accept all major credit cards

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

Hahahahah

I read that as 'too see if I still feel ill'.

And thank you. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

I fixed his eyes

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

he looks angry

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

Johnny is usually angry. Why, Johnny? Why?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

maybe he stubbed his toe on a tac!

silly johnny! keep it together, man!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

Keep it together!

You can pull through, Johnny!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

now I imagined that been said in some dodgy vietnamese accent

in some offensively patriotic war movie

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

Hahahahahah

yepp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

I wish I had the means to make movies

I'd make a patriotic zombie horror comedy

it'd be great!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

i might be in a zombie movie soon

only as an extra mind but i get to be zombied with out the hell of Rev. Jesse

edit: that may be my favourite typo ever

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

cool

when you become a famous actor

remember us

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

He looks like Mark Speight :(

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

you aren't seeing mark speight everywhere are you?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

I don't know who that is

but I image searched him, and he's quite the scary.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

well, he fed his gf coke

and she died in the bath

and then he went nuts

and went to a railway station and hung himself

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

...the fuck?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

Children's TV is much better over here.

Fuck, the magic roundabout was one continuous advertising campaign for LSD.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

there wasn't much else to do in the seventies, man

3 tv stations and radio 1

a chap could go quite mad

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

I can't really remember.

Mainly because I've been engaged in various timeperiods this week, first it was pre-war Jeeves and Wooster land, then post Bonapart France.

I keep expecting someone to challenge me to a duel any moment, yet unfortunately no-one does.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

don't expect me to challenge you to a duel! you cad!

*runs away like a wicked rake*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)

quite

sad tale of a children's tv presenter going over the edge

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

Woopwoop!

Ahhh Goodnight.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

Night night.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

nite ntie

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)

Yay!

The eyes came out well in the end.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

O.O

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

Heya KK, this looks a bit like

that Mark Speight (Brit ex-telly kiddies progs presenter)who was just found hanged coz he couldn't live on after his fiance OD'ed. V.sad tale really. But! Nice pic!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

Oops! Sorry, have just seen an earlier reply post that

already says all that I just said! Oh well. Still a nice pic tho.

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

Woo!

I like :]

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:06, archived)

Yeah...Jumpin Jack Hash!!!...man..

Available in June 2013

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

Hamburgers and hot dogs too, I'm going to have a barbecue.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

I want a hamburger right now

:/

but I can't be arsed to walk to tesco

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

I had home made

quarter pound cheeseburgers earlier. I'm content with just beer now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

hmm, beer

can't really be arsed to make anything to eat

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

Nah, the "pictures in 60 seconds" thread is down there vv

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

thats the opposite of what i need right now

10hrs 50mins till my essay deadline...
word count: 35 of 1600

i shall keep everyone posted on my progress.

in a new thread each time.

with an added shape each time.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

Essay on what?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

Veracity of historical writings before 100BC

hop hop hoop!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

I don't even know what that means.

Good stuff.

I got the grade for my A Clockwork Orange essay back the other day. 57 out of 60 on the essay, 20 of 20 on the draft. 77 out of 80 altogether. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

congratulations :) thats fucking brilliant

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

Was that the essay which was on a film?

It seems so inherently wrong that for an English essay, you were writing about a film...based on a book.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

Procrastination.

It will get an A+ (if it ever gets written)

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

christ i wish

i've vacuumed my lounge, washed up and played half of Call of Cthulhu: DCOTE today in avoidance

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

Martial arts super fruit

Haw haw haw!
Check out this cock:
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=23355058
Fabulous stuff I think you'll agree. Tag worded as entertainment, extreme videos and weird stuff, he's on the money with entertainment, but only in a "god I'm so much better than him" kinda way.
Having said that, some enterprising B3tans could could remix it with some clips from Hostel 3:The Embloodenising and we could pretend someone was drilling into his spine with a spork or something.
If someone else mentioned him, sorry. I don't have time to read all this crap. Goth mutter mutter retard mutter ninja wannabe mutter

Y'all take care now.

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normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

I think you're doing it wrong.

edit : I can now confirm the above statement.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

Look in the mirror.

Check out THAT cock on your face.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

I wish there was some kind of special place for this sort of thing,

like, maybe a different board just for links. Imagine that. Just for links. Crazy.

Hello ~~new~~ quite old person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

what the faq?

You want to give me a clue here? Say it out loud sir, we're all adults...

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normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

FAQ?

These are the FAQ

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

I was faqing joking

I know what they are, I was wondering which Q they were referring to. All sorted now. Ta

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normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

There are three boards at B3ta.

This one is for images and the like. One is for talking and the final one is where you can post links to stuff like this.

Its called the links board and you can find it up there on the menu.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

God, I type slowly.

Thanks you. Wish I'd read that before I typed my witty retort back. Took me ages it did. I concede....
Mob - back in your cages.

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normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

*Roffles a bit*

You will fit in grand.

But tell me, how come it took you so long to post here?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

Count the ways

Usually too drunk or stoned or tired to type probably. Or too busy reading all the others and larfing my ass off.
I did post once before actually, and I think exactly the same thing happened, to my eternal shame. Won't happen again.

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normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

Point taken.

Ok ok. Just tell me there's a links board next time sarcy lemony man. If only you had been there to help me with my first post. But you weren't born then. I'll be keeping my eye on you squire...
Anyway, it only says, and I quote, "Posting a link? Consider using the links board." I draw your attention to the word consider. Element of choice I would say in implies. See you in court...
Or shall we call it a draw. Let the mob speak....

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normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

haha, i like you

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

Back at you.

For showing me this kindness, on my first post, I shall pledge allegiance to you. Is this like what Second Life is like. But more typey, and less 3D? I'm joking, I'm not an interweb half wit. But I like you back.

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normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

I think it means consider using the links board

to prevent this type of thing happening or something.

Apologies and biscuits all round.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

Hurrah.

Sorted. So I do need to watch my back, or are we cool?

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normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

Always watch your back.

Its technically the gay shift now, so anything goes really.

Pull up a kitten and shop a chair etc.

Feel free to reply to things in all caps and rant about people not using the gel.

I cant stress the use of gel strongly enough.

Anyway. Goodnight.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

yeah

before long a 50ft woman will be battling a huge throbbing penis

which is about typical for this time of night on here

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

So this is all your fault then is it?

www.b3ta.com/board/8289570

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

O_o

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

[Repeat all verses]

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

Hahahahaha!

You crack me up, so bad.
:D

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

that is.. the

best

THING EVER!!!!

Tunak Tunak Tun!

edit: what the fuck is it?

and have just made a swear in forrin?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

Yeah :D

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

And in English as well

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

Eeek! I made a swears!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

/ac

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

haha

knowledge of Tunak Tunak Tun should be a requirement for entering the internet.

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

It should be a requirement for life!

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

haha

oversized oompa loompas

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

It's my first ever FAIL picture

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

it actually reminds me of a cartoonist who draws stuff like this

well, way over the edge compared to this, he considers it his duty to offend people

I can't remember his name, annoyingly

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

Cunting for agitha?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

http://www.electricretard.com/

Perchance?

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

no, but that is very.. O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

Number 7 is awesome

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

Great scot!

I think you found the bottom of the internets.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)

hahaha

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

haha

this is a wonder to behold.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

it seems like you want people to do you a favour

yet you also seem to be treating those same people with contempt.
*puzzles*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

That's you that is.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

this picture is imbued with deep tragedy.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

Man Bat has big bat wings

and and exposed lower body

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

oh, HELL yes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

oh my.

*steals*

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:26, archived)

Did you make that video?

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in vino veritas, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

there seems to be a lot of people suggesting other "enterprising b3tans" might want to do stuff for them

I couldn't give a fuck.

Edit: I just watched the video, and it's a bit lame in parts, but i don't think you're better than him in any form. He can do nunchuk-skills, martial arts and cartwheels, while apparently all you can do is bitch about him on the wrong forum, and suggest that other people edit his video. Well done. The internets!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine, or it's off to jail.

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

yay

oblivion! damn those guards, never let you do anything fun!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

I thought this was the gay shift

Not the shit shift.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

Long time no normix

although this linking lark will piss people off.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

Word of your fail has reached me.

Every word was true.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

Staying with my rather weak theme.

_{Original blokey. Seriously I think I should go to bed now.}

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

ONE former Secretary General!

AH! AH! AHHHH.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

haha

and that reminds me of this gem

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

Haha Lemon Demon is ace

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

ah ah ah!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

this is mightily fine

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

everyone loves the count!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

oh yes!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

just once I'd like to see the count completely flip out on sesame street

and be counting the victims of whom he sucked out their life in a blood spattered mess of death

a-ha ha ha ha ha ha!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

oh yes.

just think of how much blood there is in a snuffleuphagus.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

I don't know how much there is

but I'm willing to find out :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

muahaha

*supplies knives*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

haha

marvelous

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

Yays! Thanks Rapitinui, and

Friz, Head Dr, Pedanti and Duke of Prunes. I posted my FIRST 'non-new-thread-pic' by following your instructions. S'easy really, but not if you don't know how, obviously! Anyways, its way down there now where I first asked (if you're at all interested!)

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

and the greatest of these is hop.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

Yep! Hops, malt, yeasty lil

bugs. Aww, unfortunately, not tonight. Aw well... *shrugs*

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

smashing

he looks a wee bit like Peter Cushions

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

woo! 'ning all.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

'ning

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

I was just on 4chan.

I don't think i ever will again.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

How does 4chan work?

it appears to just be shit pictures?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

It is to be honest.

And more boring memes than here.
My reason for not going again is that i just clicked on something on /b/ and i now actually feel sick. Yay.

Also i am unsure of how it works. All i've worked out is most boards are very nsfa.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

yes, /b/

not my cup of tea

or intestines or whatever the fuck ever

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

/b/?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

it's the anything-goes board

it's often full of gore and rape and stuff to filter out people with morals and consideration and keep in those who don't mind a bit of gory rape now and again provided there's humour around.

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

I've heard of this place

evil happens there

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

I lol'd though

A guy crashed and his ipod broke so hes lost all his pron. Silly person should have backed it up.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

aww

well tough shit for buying an overpriced pile of crap :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

Exactly!

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

That is mighty fine

I demand you stay up all night potatoshopping!
EDIT: He doesn't seem to be counting...
is he poorly?
It's just I can't remember what comes after seven :|

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

seven and a bit

isn't it?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

"many"

I believe

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

Tempting

but I'll just have to potatoshop in my dreams. Night all!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

yay!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

Woo!

TJ: I just spazzed back through some of my old work and came across this.

To be honest I am a little scared.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Tenuously related to storms (not of the rapist variety), I swear I saw a waterspout out at sea today.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

I really want to see one of those.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

I took a completely rubbish photo of it with my phone

in which it looks like a lumpy cloudy bit on the bottom of a lumpy cloud.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

Phone cameras are shit.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

um... you added the tie?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)

The real President of the USA

The big bellend

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

Can anyone tell me where I could find Helvetica for free?

Obviously I already own a copy myself, thus negating the copyright issues. Obviously.

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

In the sand!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

la.gg/upl/Helvetica.ttf

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

Despite the name

that's actually the arial font. :(

Thanks, though.

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

Are you sure?

They are very similar anyway, although I did not look.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

I think the problem is...

it's not a TTF font. If I look in Word it has a little image of a typewriter by it.

Find out the extension and that one might work. The file itself isn't Arial, it's just what the font-viewer is defaulting to because it can't open the file by the looks.

(by the way, Helvetica is in my Word font list, but not Windows\Fonts on my PC if that helps)

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

Yeah, on your computer.

If you already own it, you have it.

*baffles at logic*

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

Let's say, hypothetically

that I didn't own it and didn't want to pay for it. Where do you think I might find it then? In that crazy fictitious world.

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

I'm listening to Dartz!

I suggest you do too

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

I'm listening to Fartz!

Probably best you don't.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

fartz?

http://www.bobamu.co.uk/dump/Fartcerto.mp3

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

(mouseover lol)

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

I have a fart soundfont for er..

I have no idea, really :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

why not just use Arial?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

hulloa. ning.

etc

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

You have a copy.

So, you'll find it somewhere in your house/computerbox.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8289277

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

Did you even try?

www.google.com.au/search?q=download+helvetica+font&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

yes

www.searchfreefonts.com/search/?q=helvetica

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

Price: £25.00

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

ah yes

should have clicked it really

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

hahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

The conversation below gave me the idea for some sort of experiment

You have one minutes to draw something in Paint/Photoshop/Whatever. Show off your artistic flair in less than sixty seconds.

Here's my attempt:

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

I made this in about fifty seconds a few months back.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

Excellent

To be honest, most of Amerigo and Chimley is made in under a minute.

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Ha! I'm gonna try a 280x500px image in less than a minute.

Starting..... now.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

Done.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

You have no scientific evidence to prove such things.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Do!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

Where?

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

There!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

on the stair?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

No, not there!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Yeah.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

I read that as "Shit I'm 60 :("

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Here you go

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

HE GONNA FALL

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

sixty seconds!

that's barely a minute!

edit: ok, here you go, I used my phone to time exactly 1 minute, no more, no less

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Nice :D

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

no idea what the hell it is

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

dukbilledfootiplus

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

yes, those words you said

it's them

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

YAY

can I keep it?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

remember you'll have to feed it

I have no idea what to, though

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

geese!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

yeah

then the geese will get big and fat

and won't be able to fit in drainpipes properly

good call!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

i think it might kill someone :C

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

only if it turns its head suddenly in a crowd

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

Something was there

...but it was gone in 60 seconds (ducks)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

it's a post-it note!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

this screams anger

a screaming angry furious wank of the apocalypse

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

WANKPOCALYPSE

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

Extreme.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

i drawd an kittin.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

ALRIIIIGHT!

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

Hello

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

hello faggot

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

Here is a shark with knees.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

CRIKEY

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

fuck

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

Calm down

Now is the time to post your sexy bunny (or was it a cat?) nurse!

(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

BUZZMONG YOU DON'T POST ON HERE

GET OUT

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

He's nuts.

Unlike these guys.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

haha why did you scribble out that exclamation mark?

was it too loud?

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

I don't know.

Biscuit?

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

hahaha that looks like it could be a horror movie

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

I tire.

Is it just me or is this place going to the dogs?

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

B3TA IS DEAD.

LONG LIVE B3TA.

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

:{o

(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

YES!

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

YES

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

can anyone please tell me why my text has become italicised on photoshop despite not being set on italics?

I'm very confused.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

Science.

Science and bees.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

i finally found out why

it was sneakily set to "faux italics" though I've no idea why. dirty.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Have this one too.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Nuvver 1

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

and HOW!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

With your mouthing.

Actually, I love McDonalds.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

Me too.

It tastes NICE!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Karl Pilkington?

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

E.T

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

was the question

will you hang mark speight?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

I failed :/

I started the 60 seconds when I was in imageready, with the tool I wanted to use set up, and a new clean file opened.

And even though I rushed, and the end result is fucking awful I was almost at 1 minute 30 seconds before I got even this shitness done :/

I didn't count the time it took to save the file, make this post and upload it.

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Halk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

ehre

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

oh god

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

hahahahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

Tiny rape?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

porta rape

rape lite

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

But with flash not photoshop.

Edit: Oh noes! Balloon continuity errors!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

I refuse to believe that was sixty seconds.

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

So do I.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

IN THAT CASE, I BELIEVE YOU

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

I USED ALL THE GEL TO MAKE THIS.

NOW WHAT CAN I DO?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

me too

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

haha

i love the word HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

but not as much as HURF DURF

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

HuuuuUUUrRRRrurURUrUrRRRrr!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

1 min 27 secs OK

RPS

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Eeeeeeeeeeew.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

hahaha

nasty

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

I like Flycat

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

flycat is flying cat

and a cat that can fly

fly-cat!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

argh!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/80d9c347334efe39e4c4/wooyay.gif
with embelishment

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

then

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

argh!

just fucking POP THEM, asshole

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

Hiya 'board! Please excuse my noobie ignorance,

but how do you upload a 'pic-that-isn't-a-new-thread-pi'? I need that explaining to me. Can anyone oblige me please? Thanx.

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

www.b3tards.com

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

www.b3tards.com

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

well, when it does the preview, you can copy the HTML and go back to the board without posting.

then paste it into your reply.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

IF you can do it in a new thread

then do that, copy the code and then go 'back' and paste it into a reply.

Otherwise:

<img src="##Put your image file here, for example http://www.bananas.com/gay-pic.gif##" title="Manley rocks" alt="Manley rocks" />

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

or www.b3ta.com/board/write.php

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

Thanks guys, am gonna try it with

one of my new breed of non-NSFW leg-people (from Legland. Of course!)

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

YAYS! My first 'non-new-thread-pic'

~I have a B3tards a/c but only got a couple of pics in there so far. Thanks again anyway!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

hahaha

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

LOLNUDES

(

Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

one minute disco

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

one minute crap blue wizard

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

one minute hug

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

one minute giger

*collapses"

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

well i like these and most of the posts in this thread.

but no one else seems to, kallus :C

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

I don't mind

it was fun!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

hate drawing with mouse hand though

it hurts my brain drawing backwards

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

you need more hands.

that way you won't lose your drawing hand and have to use a mouse hand you had lying around to compensate.

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

I should buy a decent tablet really

/left handed blog

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

one minute snailman

I've stopped now :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

bad lad

please do click for big

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

Nicely

he looks a bit chavvy though ;)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

Did someone say Chavvy?

Remember the climbing frame scene?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

he is.

but sexeh.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

I do not nderstand why anyone would find deliberate chaviness sexy.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

it's ironic, y'see

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

Quality stuff

you get a click for that :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

oh, ta!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

that's a cool style there

odd posture though. but all in all, a big woo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

he's leaning against the wall.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

who be that then?

*clicks*

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

just some guy

that i was chatting up to on ~~gaydar~~ deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

Nice one!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

~~leaning~~ posing

it wasn't a criticism of your art, just a criticism of attempted-cool-leaning-postures in general.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

haha

as far as i'm concerned he can lean anywhere he likes.

on my cock

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

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