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God I'm bored

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)

and, i love pbase

www.pbase.com/image/83358529

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHHAHHHAHAHH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

More like FREEBASING.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

WHITE.. LINES..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

AWW HELL NAH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

dern blogs, distractin me all th' dern day

www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/todays_kisp_fun_facts15/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)

Hahaha!

oh my.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

this is worse.

la.metblogs.com/2008/04/22/mark-and-steve-and-the-deathly-mallows/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:33, archived)

At first I was disappointed when it turned out to be metblogs and not methblogs

but then I read the article and my disappointment turned into disgust.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)

okay I had a look at this site

www.mindsay.com/tags/meth

and the banner said, "TALK ABOUT METH WITH THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!
MEET PEOPLE WHO SHARE YOUR INTERESTS!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)

The first one says it all.

mmmmdenmark.mindsay.com/can_anyone_please_tell_me_how_i_can_get_desoxyephedrine_over_the_custom.mws

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:50, archived)

METH IS HARD TO MAKE

www.totse.com/en/drugs/speedy_drugs/howtomanufactu172921.html

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)

I did not know that a "cap full" was an exact measuring tool for acids.

Is that the ones with waxed cardboard discs or a plastic insert?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)

syphon the coleman fuel into an empty 20 oz coke bottle syphon off much as you can trying not to get the substance off the bottom of the jar once you have the coleman fuel in the coke bottle add about 4-6 coke bottle caps of water to this now add one drop of muriatic acid to the coke bottle place lid on bottle and shake the hell out of it place upside down so it want fall and get your hotplate hot 400 degrees f on top of the hotplate place a clean pyrodex bowl on it now take the coke bottle still upside down and loosen up on the cap let the water drain into the pan don't get any coleman fuel into the pyrodex bowl now the water will evaporate while it is doing this take a coffee cup add acetone to it fill it 1/4 the way up now once the water has dried on the plate take plate off with gloves and add a small amount of acetone to the pyrodex bowl it will sizzle swirl it arouund and if all works out good ther will be cirle crystals all over the pyrodex bowl scrape up with a razor and enjoy Methamphetamine :-) This with 2 boxes of Contacts will make anywhere from 2-3 grams meth....

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:01, archived)

...don't get any coleman fuel into the pyrodex bowl!

Yeah, that would be bad. Unless immolation is your hobby.
edit: I'm moving to your sub-thread above.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:08, archived)

"shake the hell out of it" - technical science term

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:14, archived)

hahahaha

they love it

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

falalalala, lalalala.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

BRAZILIAN GOOSE FART PORN

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Shiksa, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

ohhhhhh this just sent me into an uncontrollable giggling fit

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:09, archived)

Mum bought some tiny, chocolate covered ice creams...

...they weren't exactly what we expected.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)

but you seemed so nice =D

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

I am now confused =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

It's funny???

*tears of joy*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

*fears*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

He doesn't bite

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

how did he fit in there!

Do you have giant hands?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

SARCASMAGASM

or something :-)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

thanks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

Huh?

I wasn't being mean, was just stating that you were being sarcastic...?

Huh huh?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

yes i was

I enjoyed the "MAGASM" section of the word

i want a cup of tea but cant be arsed to get out of bed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

I vote getting out of bed.

Tea is worth it =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

Its dark and cold

and im not wearing much and cant really be arsed to put anything on

I should bring the kettle into my room for future cravings

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

i'm so far ahead of you there.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

fridge kettle microwave etc...

Or just ask the woman to do it ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

2 and 4.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

NAKED CHILLY TEAMAKING

It makes the tea even better, I swear.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

I read that as

TEAM-ACHING

milk and 2 if you are offering

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

To be honest

I would do that.
Were it not for the impracticalities.

Look at me go, being a stereotype ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

try making it

pouring it into you computer
then e-mailing it to me
and I will be dispensed via the cd tray

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

Accidentally tried that with a chocolate milkshake

It cost about £100 to get it fixed.

When the shitty Sony repair people sent it back it still smelt of chocolate...which I didn't mind, just felt we'd been a bit ripped off.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

I spilt tea on my laptop

now some of the keys dont work
and i have to use on-screen keyboard which is annoying
(I is poor and cant afford repairs)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

We could only afford it

because we were given the laptop by some millionaire businessman my mum's friends with in the first place ^_^

CHARITY CASES FTW

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

I cant afford it cos i spend all my money on beer

and skiing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

Keyboards are pretty cheap, you know

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

Its more the effort involved

im pretty lazy
Looked online before around 40ish i think they were

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT, <INSERT WORD/NAME/CONCEPT>?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

"THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WON A CONTEST TO HAVE DINNER WITH GARY COLEMAN IN MEXICO"

/south park ripping Family guy blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

ahhahah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best take on this, ever.

This is why I love the gayshift, nothing but pure fucking gold.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

this^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

hahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

That'll hold the little bastards for another night.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

Haha

I fucking loved that.

I used to enjoy Family Guy up to about season 3.
Then it became ENTIRELY FOCUSED ON THE OBSCURE JOKES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

that's almost as totally fucking accurate as the time Tony Robbins told me that Lois was hot

_{what?

what?

fuck you

Lois is hot}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

yes

south park is pure brilliance
Imagination land is just amazing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

hahahaha

^this^!

Due to work, I have not really watched any telly for several years. I have spent the last two weeks catching up on about 5 years worth of South Park. I watched the trio of Imaginationland just yesterday - watching a care-bear get decapitated will stay with me forever!

Still can't beat Scott Tenorman Must Die though in my book.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

In one go

is the best way to see them
Sending kurt russell through the gate - just genius!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

We tried that.. he got raped to death by christmas critters.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

hahahaha

"What else belongs on a sundae, Kyle?"

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

hahahahaha

I just watched Cartoon Wars on Southparkzone.com!

Go the Manatees!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

do you work for southparkzone.com?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

hahahah, no....

I just found it the other day and have spent hours catching up on missed episodes...as above post testifies.

Anyway... - still up for that burger?

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

YES!!!

I have now got a bursary over the summer, but thats only for 10weeks so should be september fine

Any luck with sponsers yet?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

i'm heading to the states in september anyway, i think

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

Must admit,

been really busy at the pub. Lost my head chef so been working 16 hour days, and not had much time to sort things out. Got a few interviews this week, so I'll start sending out the emails as soon as I get a chance.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

Awesome!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

is this still going ahead?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

Oh I fucking hope so.

I lost 17 lbs in the last few weeks in readiness!

(only 4 stone to go, to be classed as "obese") :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

I had 4 giant burgers from co-op today

they were the size of a slice o bread each

this is gonna be a struggle

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

i know

i'm going to have to start training. whats this about sponsers?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

to pay for flights

or the rental of a car

blog it - lots of hits

channel 4 commission a tv special

PROFIT

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

fuckin' a

keep me updated i'm still very much in for this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)

Indeed.

My idea was to see if a reality TV company would sponsor us to see if it was possible to gain weight as an adult male at the same rate one gains it when in the womb. :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

thats not a bad idea

worrying. very worrying. but awesome nonetheless. you should see if we can get them to pay for a personal trainer to lose the weight again too.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

sod the car

they can pay for the Winnebago, the emptying of the chemical toilet, the hospital costs, and the repair of the ruptured rectum.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

Hahaha

there will be no hospital costs but the toilet will certainly be a mess

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

liposuction perhaps :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)

what about a stone maybe a bit more

We would just have violent shits after each burger I'd think - and that much weight isnt that hard to lose

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

i've never been over 10st

so i have no idea how long losing weight takes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

Ive hovered around the 10 mark for ages

but stop drinking and it goes down
I noticed a shift in weight over the lean summer periods where less beer is drunk

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

you drink less in summer?

good lord. i'm shit at heat, i need beer and pimms on IV to keep me sane

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

I work most summers

and I live in a shittly little village
which none of my friends live in
And the nearest town is a £5 bus ride away
and when im trying to get out of the overdraft its a bit annoying
(also my liver needs time to rest)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

ah i suppose that'll do it.

i spend most of summer at my friend's house and her dad hates seeing sober people in his house.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

haha

what parents
also i cycled to work everyday - even worse for getting a belly

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

oh christ!

Another pipe cleaner.

I've been 18 stone since I was 18...at least I haven't gained weight I guess!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

one of my house mates has just got himself down to 17 recently

admittedly he's a tall guy though. whereas i'm 5'7"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

But I eat and drink like a 20st man

its fine!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

10st?

Jesus christ!

Epiphany - should we run out of dollars, I suggest just coating this chap in marmite and selling him as twiglets.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

*prays americans don't like twiglets*

I've got a violently fast metabolism. I tend to eat about 4 meals a day and do no excercise except the massive slogs up hills that are walking around sheffield. gimme two years and i'll explode...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

You live in broomhill

hardly a hill!

I have to walk up conduit next year - not looking forwards to that at all!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

where up there?

the hill off of northumberland is bloody steep ashally. i've got calves like iron now.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)

western rd

alot further away then this year :(
Have to put effort in to get home next year - not looking forwards to it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

thats a bit of a mish.

i'm behind somerfield next year :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

ah Sheffield...

Nice. I worked at the Grapes for about two months 6 years ago. That was good fun.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

its a nice town

a bit dull though i find. but it is home to belly busters. the biggest fucking breadcakes you ever laid eyes on. those will be my training regime

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

Sheffield is awesome

Not yet to visit the grapes in my nearing 3 years of being here tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT, SPARROWFART?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

woo!

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Cae1, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

I would like to thank Caewan, for giving me the strength

to move forward in this difficult part of my life.

Heheh ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

hehe :)

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Cae1, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

i was coming on to talk about the 2 girls1 cup vid

this has made me laugh like a mofo! the video was underwealming mind. maybe i've got a strong stomach, but i was offended by it. this pic however. pure class

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

...Hehe, thanks =]

However, 2 girls 1 cup is ROUGH.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

i've managed to avoid it

i plan to keep things that way

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

See, stupidly

I first saw a reference to it on here and went to go watch it... without the foggiest idea what it is.

Funnily though, the shock and disgust only hit me properly when I was in bed the next night. It actually stopped me from sleeping. Every time I closed my eyes I had this image of some lesbian with shit in her mouth.

I shudder even now.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

i had a weird thing last night.

was in bed with ladywoman and i suddenly couldn't stop imagining her with no skin. i had to leave her in bed and go downstairs and have a beer. my imagination scares me :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

thats what biblical studies does to you

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

just realised how psychotic that sounds.

i don't mean it like that...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

'SHE'S NOT NAKED ENOUGH!!!'

Sheesh, get some help dude.

*hugs* really.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

its cool

she could kick my ass

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

I've got her pictured

as one of the X-Men now.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

Magneto?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

More like Mystique

just without any skin

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

would, without question

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

carmen electra in epic movie

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

i haven't seen it

nor, i imagine, will i ever

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

^this

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

It was on sky

thats the only half decent bit
Shes dressed like mystique
And looks pretty damn hot

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

She could sooo morph into your mum while you were doing the deed though.

Risky business.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

haha

would you do that
just for teh reaction

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)

i'd turn into thatcher, just to see what response i got

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)

Ghandi

thats what id change into for the response

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

liza minelli

balls in your court

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)

Ant And Dec

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)

technically that's two people.

technically.

Madeline McCann

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:28, archived)

they would be just one person

joined at the anus

moira stewart

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:30, archived)

I reckon she's a right sexkitten really

GOING TO BED NOW!

NIGHT NIGHT BOARD!
xXxXx

Ps: Posting my first ever new thread was fun ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)

Night

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:27, archived)

mmmm.... so have I.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)

Eeeek

O_O

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

that's only happened to me when I've been TRIPPING BALLS.

BAAAALLLLLLLSSS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

oh aye i've been there more than once...

i once hallucinated i could see the smoke from a fag entering my lungs and eat away at them D:

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

Argh! boredom!

When I get bored, I do strange things. Such as doodle giant alien killing machines.

I suspect it might bear more than a passing resemblance to a HL2 Hunter crossed with a Pokeball. This can't be a good thing.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

so... it kills giant aliens?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

no, it's a giant machine that kills aliens.

no wait, it's a giant alien machine that kills.

...ahhhh fuck.

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Shiksa, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

PROFIT!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

Oh baby

You know how to please a guy...

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

What, no enema nozzle?

Pssh!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

say, i've got one of those

helping hands! they're fantastic

/wish mine had a tongue though

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

Oh yes.

You know how I like it, babe.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

THIS IS HOW TO PROGRAM A COMPUTER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)

What no soft accommodating breasts and awesome housework skills?

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

Rape-o-tron 2000 knows nothing but multiple penetration.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

Hedonism-bot likes rape-o-tron

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

Metal fingers in my body

*robots*

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

these look like schematics

Build me one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

Just the one?

*Production lines*

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

I only need the one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

Oh hell yeah.

Build it, and I'll give you like.. A packet of crisps or something, I don't know. I haven't got a lot. BUT FUCKING BUILD IT, DAWG.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

I may just accept this offer

dependant on the flavour and brand of crisps.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)

Well, I'm currently eating Walkers Prawn Cocktail

I have another packet of the same flavour.

I could get you another flavour if you like.

If you make me two, I'll get you a packet of chipsticks and some frazzles.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

Shotgun the prawn ones

They are the best

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

chipsticks are always good

Never encountered frazzles.

For two, I would be forced to charge at least a packet of Salt and Vinegar Walkers Max, though if you haggle, you may get me down to a mere can of Hot 'n Spicy pringles.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

They're like bacon....

IN CRISP FORM!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

*breaks radio silence*

WHAT? YOU KNOW NOT OF FWAZZLES! THE FINEST NOT-A-BIT-LIKE-BACON BACON SNACKS!

*goes back to work*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

looking but not touching b3ta

does not count as work!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

I wish I could buy everything in crisps.

I think money should only be allowed to buy various potato snacks, and then all other items, commodities and properties should be bought with this crispy currency.

YOU MUST DISCOVER FRAZZLES THOUGH. They're fucking awesome.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

That sounds a bit like the food cubes that they used in Farscape.

Except they'd be crisps instead of jelly.

Also I'm not sure which would win in a taste fight, Frazzles or Wheat Crunchies.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

Probably Frazzles

But a crisp texture fight, it would be Wheat Crunchies.

That crunch was so wheaty.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

I've never had Wheat Crunchies

so I looked them up. They look like (on the packet at least) nasty, wet noodles or something.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

They are hollow crunchy beauties.

If you can imagine what a fossil would feel and taste like, if it was made out of crisps.

Although they'd be rather rubbish for you, as the best flavour by far was bacon.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

A fossil?

Why the fuck would I want to eat a fossil? That's nasty. And probably not vegetarian.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

Because they're fucking tasty!

There are many wonders in the world that words themselves can not explain, Wheat Crunchies are one of these things.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

Alright.

Whatevs, man.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

That was just a noise.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

I like that.

Well done.

(r3load, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

*runs*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

Been grappling with that stupid fucking graffiti application on Facebook again.

Didn't spend much time on this one in case I deleted the fucker by accident again.

Edit: The previous attempt that got deleted before I could send it.

I HATE YOU GRAFFITI WALL.
Oh, and hello :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

Oooh, this I enjoy looking at.

Gonna have to be clicked.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

facebook graffiti wall is a WAySTE OF SPAyCE

so is facebook for that matter

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

It is.

But it's a place I can send my non b3ta friends pictures without being all "HEY, CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST DREW", as they feel like it's actually just for them.

JOKES ON YOU, FUCKNUTS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

THIS IS GOOD PENISAPPLE

I LIKE IT LOTS!!!

Also gonna try and get a line out from gig on friday so if i can get hold of it (and it sounds alrite) there will be some tunes to listen to

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

YOU PLAY RUGBY AT GIGS?

THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING HARDCORE DUDE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

FROM THE SOUND DESK YOU TWATPIANO

forgot to press record at the last one!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, SPAZMONKEY

I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT ENGINEERING, YOU FUCKING DICKWANKER.

Sounds good though, I'll look forward to hearing it :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

I KNEW YOU KNEW I JUST WANTED TO USE A RUBBISH EXPRESSION

doubt we will win, but hey, get to play on a massive stage :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

Ooooh! A competition!

Good luck :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

Yesh!

We is in final now!
Won our heat - big time!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

AWESOME

What is/are the prize(s)?

SO MANY VARIABLES IN A SINGLE SENTENCE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

gig in leeds

day in studio
And JD goodies for losers :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

Oooh, best of luck matey :D

If I was at uni already, I'd come see the gig, BUT I'M SORRY. I'M A BIT SHIT LIKE THAT :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

No worries - gotta practice at 12 tomorro/today

Im shitting it a bit - the other bands are pretty good

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

Don't worry about it

The less you stress, the better the performance.

Think positive, our best gigs have been when we're nice and relaxed.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

yeah i had 5 beers before the heat

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

you're a drummer

beer has no effect. try diesel fuel

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

I had to be walked home on saturday

but I think i spent about 50 quid or so on booze (department balls are messy)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

lordy fuck!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

I'm fairly sure that the mosh pit developed from a scrum.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

~~developed from scrum~~ is full of Scum

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

heh.

yeah I added that cause I thought it'd be fun but it just doesn't seem responsive enough to my mouse and it comes out all shitty so I don't think I really like it that much to be honest ashally.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

Ashally, it's pretty shit, ashally.

Every now and then it stops responding, and just goes fucking mental, drawing lines between the last point you drew, and where your cursor is hovering.

Hence that little red line going over the edge of the boombox.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

yeah I had the same problem with canvaspaint.org.

shitty, fucking graphics programs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

Graphics is for cunts.

Let's just have raw code instead.

FIRST ONE TO ANIMATE ASCII WINS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

procool.ru/interesting/funny_kitten.htm

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

i haven't tried using it since i got my tablet

this is the best i think i ever managed with my lappy's touchpad

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

THIS

_is  hard
   ^rather
     to  _read

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

haha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

its true

by the end i was so pissed off at the app i just let it write where it wanted to

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

I thought you were going to write you essay.

Stop slacking.
Get to work, work to get, to get work.
*mothers*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

yeah i think i probably should... D:

i'll probably be back in an hour or so.

bye b3ta

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

glowy bulb dude is sooooo cute!

*loves*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

you know you can edit your posts

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

the board is slow

and i figured there is no harm in replying again

meany.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

I wasnt being mean, just pointing it out

Sorry :(
*cowers in corner*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING CUNTRAG EPIPHANY.

I'm going to make the glowy bulb man.
I made him into a blokey thing for a few pictures.
A-ONE
A-TWO
AND A-THREE

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

ICO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

I got Ico the other day, and also God Hand.

Mainly because I suddenly remembered that I could download PS2 games, I just hadn't bothered playing many games recently and forgot I could.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

SWAPMAGIC IS A WONDERFUL INVENTION :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

Hah you luddite with your discs, I use HDAdvanced.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

WILL EVERYONE JUST STOP FUCKING SAYING LUDDITE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

AMISH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

can one download PSX games, perchance?

/ten years behind the times

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

To play on a PS2 or PS1?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

PS1, but it's modded for burnt games.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

It plays burnt games. So your question is if one can find PSX games online?

Very yes. Although I tend to use a PC emulator generally, as I find it easier.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

groovy.

even though PS2s are so cheap now, I still haven't upgraded.. don't put the time into gaming to justify it, I feel.
Still got several second-hand games I've picked up that I haven't bothered to play through.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

although I would kinda like one, for the Silent Hill sequels alone.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

To be honest, if you've got a newish PC then you should be able to run a PS2 emulator as well.

Although they're not as good as far as getting games to work as the PS1 ones are, plus you need some kind of joystick or gamepad for PS2 games.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

haha

I KNOW I AM

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

TALENTS

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

Oh you're just flirting now.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

Haha!

I'm just a sucker for bulb-like characters.
What can I say...? =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

That's where I've been going wrong!

I've just been waving my penis around in public, rather than showing my artistic side.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

I cried and Everything

I didn't really, I went and drew bunnies instead.

*forgives*

Hi btw =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

BUNNIES!!!

SHOW ME PICTURES!!!
(I love bunnies)
(ours got eaten by foxes :()

edit: also hi back

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

They're all pretty much lame, did them too quickly ^_^

Sucks about the foxes... *hugs*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

haha you wrote rabbitses

they are pretty lully drawings

And the bee is nice

I cant draw for shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

Hehe, ofankoo =]

Try drawing some rabbits tooooo, please?

*grins*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

the best i can do

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

BONSOIR

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

OH I FUCKING LOVE YOU RAPITINUI.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

AH! BAISEZ-MOIS, MON PETIT CHOU-FLEUR

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

This

I love

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

haha

lies!

About a minute in paint with laptop pad is all it took

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

Spontaneous bunnies

are the best kind...
obviously ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

pfft

but they mulitply like crazy!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

I guess they don't have much else to do...

poor sex crazed rabbits.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

eat carrots and lettace and the like

surely

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Maybe they're just trying to exercise off all the Fatty foods...

;-)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

So thats why people have sex

Thanks for clearing that up
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

the abstract bunny is cool.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

I was going to say that it looks more like an abstract 'chalk line drawing in a field' man

from above, with a mental leg bending towards the camera.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

It was more of a 'let's see if I can make a single line look like a bunny!' thing

But woo, thanks :-)

Your wiggly bunny is amazing.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

SWEET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

SINGLE LINE KITTEH

*wants to pet it*

!!!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Pretty awesome.

But FaceBook is a waste of internet.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

No its not

It tells me who my friends are
And who has bitten the most people etc..

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

I HAVE NO FRIENDS ONLINE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

LOL

THAT MEANS UR A LOSER OLOLOL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

I HAS 4

LOL!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

UR FIBBING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

I WASNT

IT TOOK AGES TO LOAD
AND THERE WAS 4
LOL!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

WATE I HAS ONE FRIEND ONLINE

WHAT THE HELL, HE SHOULD BE WORKING, THE LAZY FUCKER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

haha

its always fun seeing who is online and thinking - go to fucking bed!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

Bitten?

The fuck?
Waste. of. Internet.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

Its shitty applications

the only one i has is jetman cos it cures boredem for a bit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

i challenge you to a jet man off

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

NOT NOW

I IS IN BED WITH SHITTY INTERNETS
MAYBE IF YOU COME SEE MY BAND ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

i'll see what i can do

i might have to go to Dq instead. Evil 9 innit?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

ive still never been DQ

always tempted on a sundae tho
It sounds fun

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

too many LOLDRUGZORS

i'm too old for that now :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

haha

sounds a bit like most places now tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

true fucking story sadly

thats sooo 3 years ago.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

Haha.

I find that the amount of applications a friend has installed determines how much I fucking hate them.

It's more for working out who my enemies are than friends.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

i add them because they tickle my ADHD fancy then promptly forget about them

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

sho' nuff

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

aw, a sharpie

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

Haha,

flaps.

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Aenesis, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

That's gonna hurt!

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Aenesis, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

These are all shit.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

your point being?

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

yup

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

He doesn't have a gun....

Just a grenade.

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vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

War is hell

If you are the unhappy man from Speedball 2, bumming a German soldier.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

war is hell if you're speedballing

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

Ever thought about posting them on canihascheeseburger instead?

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Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

they just have stupid motivational posters

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

OK, let me explain.

These are already 'funny' pictures. They don't need the text.

Therefore, you are effectively just posting random pics you found on the net.

This is very disrespectful to people who have worked hard to actually photoshop things, as your random pictures shove theirs off the board.

In practice, what happens is people stop working hard to photoshop things. We are left with your random pictures.

It's all in the faq.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

oooh my neighbour has a Shar Pei

trouble is, it bites :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

Andre the Giant

Biggun
www.b3tards.com/u/e27c29229ea31da43c7e/andregandre.png

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

Nice, but huge!

You might want to resize this.

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Aenesis, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

that's just what she said

thanks, I just made him tinyer

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

HE HAS A POSSE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

damn I thought I could avoid Shepard Fairey style comments

there unavoidable when talking about Andre now

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

It's either that or the princess bride.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

Four White 'Orses!

*said in a thick french baritone*

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

And look where google got me.

www.princessbridegame.com/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

Ooo

Do you think its a witty and whimsical Tim Schaffer-esque point and click adventure?

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

I don't know.. I think this may be something different

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Bride_%28game%29

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

I LIKE DARREN, HE IS MY FRIEND! I LIKE YOU AND HIM! HE LIKES ME AND I LIKE HIM! HE LIKES YOU, I HOPE! I LIKE HIS AUTOGRAPH, IT IS A NICE PICTURE! HE IS NICE!

woo

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

I WANT TO YELL LOUDS WORDS TOO.

I LIKE YELLING TO MY FRIENDS!! THEY LIKE TO YELL TOO!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

wow, this is a dodgy transfer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1NS16W7fY8

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

Oh wow, I'd forgotted all about that.

Best. Ending. Ever.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

SO NICE ARE THESE PEOPLE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

IIIII LLLIKEE HIIM!

*shouts so loud tounge flys off*

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

It doesn't make sense why he eminates a weird yellow light at the end..

but it works.

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

inconceivable!

You've been mostly-dead all day.

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

only human.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)

heh

MOD EDIT: Please don't post stuff you found on other websites. Thanks.

Click for bigger (139KB)

(largoembargo . http://www.youtube.com/wilysofa, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

FP THIS NOW111!!!1!1!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

ha ha ha

edit:

now you're going to get shouted at!

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

Good choice of username!

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Aenesis, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

It seems rather short sighted to have the word 'noob' in your username.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

"Annoying Cunt"

would have been more apt.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

i think

he wants to know how quickly he can be ignored by the whole board. which is quite futile because it doesn't achieve anything and there's also no way of knowing except that people stop posting irritated replies.

i think i feel safe in beginning to repopulate my ignore list.

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boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

I have never really bothered

with the ignore list. I lurk most of the time so there is no real point.

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Aenesis, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

choise?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about....

*ahem*

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Aenesis, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

sheat

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boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

ner!

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Aenesis, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

someone post something nice quickly

i'm going to start essay writing and i want something nice to leave on!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

Will a simple football disco suffice?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

i suppose so yes

and never forget

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

Or something more traditional?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

thats rather creepy ashally

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

Part of the charm of using Victorian pics.

A very sick age, and it shows.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

hahaha

nice

i'm going for a fag then TO WORK!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

I'm going to drop this here and go to bed. I have to present a poster tomorrow.

Goodnight b3ta

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

GET DOWN!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

aaahhhhhhahhahhah!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

b3ta is shit tonight

: cept for foxy

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

IS CAT DEAD?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

no, cat is just sleeping.

then we'll drive him to the farm with the nice green pastures tomorrow when he wakes up

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

PIZZA FOR CAT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

nooo, sammich

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

that kitten appears not to have noticed that he is surrounded by delicious ham.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

i would like to be surrounded

by delicious ham.

edit: now i want a sandwich.

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

biggar!

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

I should do a hambridge and hamcopter to go with this.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

Nope, it bends.

Rigga' sets in very quickly with kitties.
*sniffs*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

and paw pads go blue

r.i.p. simba
*tissue*

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

don't I know.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

KITTY

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

I must finish this one, it's nearly done.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

*pets*

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

kitty has 3 legs

poor kitty :(

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

toap and by the looks of it...not your toap

original images only, welcome to b3ta do better or piss off

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

There have been a few of these popping up this week.

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Aenesis, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

This whole toap thing is really tired now.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

You're lucky my ignore list is full.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

if there were justice in this world, rob would be able to post your full name and contact details here for a week so we could hunt you down and kill you.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)

A slight overreaction to a bad post perhaps?

I dunno, I just lurk mainly. seems a bit OTT to me though.

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catbwoy, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)

printing plate

This is the scan of a plate that I'm working on. I scanned the plate, inverted the colors, and flipped it. Hopefully the prints I'll be making off this plate look something like this. I did this to kind of envision what it would print like, but I thought this looked cool too. Approx 9x6"

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

fucking cool

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

That's a nice effect.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

It looks a bit like one of the Japanese prints you get of bamboo glades.

(mainly because the things on the right look a bit like bamboo plants with leaves, although I assume they are not)

How comes there's so much colour on the scan? Had it had paint on it?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

just the effect of scanning shiny metal

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

thats very pretty

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

Very pleasing effect

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in vino veritas, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

what did you make this with?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

Couple of apps.

Rendered and modeled with Strata3D. PShopped and gifed.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

gorgeous.

colour and fine line work turned out beautifully.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)

a couple of doodles from my note books

Click for bigger (120KB)

Click for bigger (164KB)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

you work better then me in lectures

mine is full of pipes turned into cocks

Edit: Also I like the gun thing on the doodle1

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

C'est ne pas une pipe

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

MAGRITTE

smells

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

i was in this city once, with nothing but pipes.

The houses were shaped like pipes, the busses, the cars, the stop lights. But everyone denied that they were pipes.

As it turned out, I was in Magritteville.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

i'm in the arts department

of course i have to have creative doodles, otherwise i'd have learnt nothing at the end of uni

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

Then it's official,

the philosophy part of my degree was pointless.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

you didn't.....

_{make notes did you?}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

Occasionally, if the mood took me.

But I'm still more or less incapable of drawing.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

i just don't attend philosophy lectures.

i prefer to read the information myself and work it out for myself. then Biblical Studies i tend to just turn up and osmosisficate the knowledge as a scribble.

this may be why i'm doing a second first year...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

What I usually went for, was turn up to the lectures and understand it then,

and by the time I get back round to that topic, completely forget about how it works.
I credit most of my degree success to aggressive cramming in the days before exams.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

^this

it sure as hell isn't the essays...

/currently slacking of writing an essay on teleology, with reference to hume, swinburne and dawkins

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

Once I realised that regardless of how much work I put into essays, I always got the same mark,

I kind of stopped bothering to try too hard.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

its not the actual essays i'm bad at.

its trying to motivate myself to do it any time other than too late

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

One of my coursemates was absolutely awesome at essays.

He'd regularly get firsts. Except he always, without exception, handed them in a few days late and lost loads of marks.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

haha

Occasionally I draw dinosaurs
But thats about as creative as I get

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

i've been trying to learn how to do draw them

they're well hard. i'm trying to work up to big homage to Calvin & Hobbes - "T-REXES IN F-16s"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

they are just cartoon ones

nothing exciting - but they bring me joy
If I can be arsed I might find some old nots and photo them

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

i like drawing crabs :)

my notebooks are filled with them. just oddly not this one...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

thats a very nice crab

my dino would approve :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

you might be taking the piss

but they're still excellent

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

oh sorry i've just come across that little spat from early

this wasn't a pisstake, its just the first time i've had access to a scanner since i made them

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

Well this all seems to be in order.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

What can I say.............

(Nelly, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

Hehehe

you really draw like a boy ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

What, with a biro shoved down his jap's eye

and frantic pelvis movements?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

Are you watching me?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

Noo, you know!

Lots of kinda spikey biro lines, not flowing smooth lines like many girls Tend to do.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

ah yes the twitch

^_^

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

Is this classed as manly or wussy doodling then?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

Ooh that's like, totally a mixture.

You big tranny, you ^_^

Niiiiice btw

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

The idea of me in a dress is not a pleasant one by any stretch of the imagination, metaphorical or otherwise.

The beard tends to throws things somewhat.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

i like the bazooka one most

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

I like the dualhindenburg in the sky

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

thats dead lovely that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

What an odd thing to say

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

Really?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

Yes.

Not unusual though, I frequently hear women come out with that kind of stuff all the time.

It's beyond me as to why though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Because women are lesser beings than men.

It is troof.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

I disagree with this statement.

Women who come up with that kind of stuff certainly are, but lets not tar them all with the same brush.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

cause they're sexist.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

I'm sexiest too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

error....error....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

i was about to say "how do you mean?"

now i'm just scared of Jeru

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

I have my moments.

You can usually catch them on the national news.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

See my message up there ^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

TIGER MELON! FUCK YES!

And Happy Poats!

CFB

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

:) i hoped you notice him

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

Notice him?

I was LOOKING for him!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

haha excellent. i think i might enter a tiger melon strip in for that b3ta comic book...

and a doctor christ science

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

Yes, do it! :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

I've always wondered what those odd hunchback type silhouettes are.

They're quite iconic...in a weird way.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

cool

they're manthings. i'm not great at doodling people, too many fiddly bits, and when i was drawing my first cthulhu cartoon i made him a hunchback and it kind of stuck. like Lemon's potbellies

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

My God!

It's full of stars!

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

i have no idea what your intent is in this statement

but thats the best thing anyones ever said about my stuff on b3ta =D

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

nice rube goldberg alarm clock.

i've been meaning to make me one of them.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:55, archived)

it adds color!

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Paintmash, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

or else it gets the hose again?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

Hahahah win

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

Neato!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

OK IT'S ALMOST NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE TIME

SO I NEED EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR MY IDEA:

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post144982

ALSO: ROSS PEROT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

i'm not clicking that

i don't smoke, so shitting is my only way of having a midmorning break from work

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

You should take up smoking

or just leave the building for a while.

It's surprising how few people notice that kind of thing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

Im an air-traffic controller

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

Have a midmorning wank instead.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

have one or two!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

but then i wouldn't get a break in the afternoon!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

Hey, it's free, legal and on tap.

Have as many as you want.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

hahaha that made me think of this

youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

you are /links

aicmfp

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

haha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

I knew what that was before I even clicked it.

*rapes moistly*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

well it's golden

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

I thought you were talking about your parts for a second there.

You have no idea how much my eyes widened.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

what?

my vagina is gold, but thats beside the point.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

You should wipe more carefully then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

EEWW

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

What do you mean ewww?

"ARGH THERE'S PISS ON MY VAGINA, THERE'S PISS ON MY VAGINA. GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"

Also, I just watched The Fifth Element, that film always makes me want a Lilu.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

mullltiiipaaassss.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

haha i love that

but cake factory is better IMHO

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

When I worked in an office for a couple of months,

I trained myself to shit once mid-morning and once mid-afternoon. Just to break up the day.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

Great idea

I'll give it a go.

(Nelly, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

Best of luck.

If you can stretch them out to 10-15 minutes each go, that's almost half an hour of the day gone.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

I'll do my best

I could just say that I've been for a dump when if fact I've just been practicing the two a day method.

(Nelly, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

this^

but more because I was being paid for it...

I also took fag breaks

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

Interesting fact:

Your manager doesn't really care what you're doing if you're away from your desk. It's just the fact that you're away from your desk that matters.

If you're going to take a break, just go to the shops and get a coffee or something. There's no need to force out an unwanted turd.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

or key the cunt's car

and wipe shit on the door handles

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

This is also an acceptable option.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

Luckily, I've managed to escape that environment.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

two a day?

how the fuck is that possible? once every other day and its hurts like buggery

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

I'm not going to pretend they were both magnificent beasts.

But it passed the time. I've now settled into a comfortable 1 a day rhythm.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

my body ecology is too messed from irregular sleep and too much booze

and living on a diet of about 80% protein

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

Well you're technically not allowed to be healthy as a student.

So good work.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

i voted!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

yeh,

for cameron you posh bitch :P

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

Four weeks.

What do I win?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

Surgery

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

pics or it didn't happen

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

Pictures of a duration of four weeks?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

no, the result after four weeks

of holding it in

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

Well if he'd suggested it last week I could have.

But it wasn't a pleasant sight.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

a likely story

;-)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

Well I can get some video footage of my toilet still not flushing quite properly.

But other than that I got nothing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

that is so unfair, the people who are already full of shit would win by default

www.animalshaveproblemstoo.com/index.php?id=010

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

I like this comic.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

it's a bit early for your type to be out, isn't it?

doesn't the sun hurt your skin?

_{_{yes i've asked dekion that before}}

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

It's a quarter to nine in the morning.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

And drinking already.

Tssh

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

I can't imagine a challenge that b3ta needs more

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

clicked

big time!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

Just another in a long line

of excuses to visit Ratemypoo.com

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

No, it's not.

It's an excuse to take a photo of your OWN shit.
Preferably photoshopping it in some way to make it more amusing, too! :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

I'd rather have a bowl of...

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

hahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

hahahahah

wonderful

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

HERE IS SOME SENSIBLE CAREER ADVICE

Make sure your resume is up to date, go to an internet job seeking site and spam your resume out to every job that looks better than the one you have.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

i don't have a resume

i have a CV, and it's kind of irrelevalnt to the type of jobs i'm after

but thanks for the attention

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

WELL YOU BETTER WRITE AN UP-TO-DATE RESUME, THEN.

now give me five bucks and do some push-ups

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

THAT'S SOME GOOD LIFE COACHING RIGHT THERE

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

NEXT WEEK: STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

ALSO:

GERBILS: HOW MANY CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR ARSE?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

please to ensure gerbils are already dead prior to insertion.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

i don't like them

they have a bitter yellow taste.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

they're too brown

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

Game over man, game over

(

in vino veritas, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

hahaha

splendid the both of you.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

I don't like the font

but couldn't be fucked finding a better match

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

And MRSA

free in every box!

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

Woo!

Compo it!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

In my mind I refuse to admit that

that frightful pretentious harridan had anything to do with The Beatles

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

She was married to one

So I reckon it counts.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

*sticks fingers in ears*

LALALA!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! IT NEVER HAPPENED!!

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

Man

Yoko pops ruined the variety paks

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Yeah

Those and Condoleeza Rice Krispies

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

hahaha!

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enceladus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

silly yoko! get out of my bowl of milk!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

I am dumb, so what does gc mean?

(please)

(goonbreath, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

Nice post.

KEEP ON POSTIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

gorgonzola clitoris

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

mmmm, cheesy

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

GONZOLA.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

GONZOLA!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

gonzola.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

DONCHA WANNA BE MAH PRIIIIME GONZOLA?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

gonzola.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

that would be a good name for a rock band

(

Shiksa, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

Go..Cunt

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

INCORRECT!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

real lols

that is brilliant

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

fnar!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

From back to front...left to right

Fanboy...Geek fanboy

About to puke...Has (or is reliving the spitroasting in Blackpool which she is telling to her mate which would also explain the "About to puke")

Cat humper...Sloppy Seconds

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

Why are you entertaining the troll with this flaming shit?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

cos we've run out of billy goats

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

it means you need to read the FAQ

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

THEY'RE HAVING SEX

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

:D Hooray for Toilet Tranny!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

hhahaha yes!

i saved the original on my phone and went round the pub i was in showing everyone. :D

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

on your phone?

but was it not just a mirror??

sorry *awaits spanking*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

love ya really

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

Haha

the world deserves to know!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

Good Content.

Honest.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

Goat Cartridge?

or could it be Gash Cheddar?
PS. I've only been here a day and in my eyes that is a wonderful post.
PPS: I have wiped my eyes and I regret my previous comment

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

Hahahah, you're a good noob

(

ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

^this

Oh and hello good noob if your still checking this thread

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

Gary Coleman

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

Gash Clamps

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

Hello Dan

It's short for glasscock, which again is short for something that has been around the internet so many times that even your dad's emailed it to you three times.

Also, it may be best to ask this sort of thing in an existing thread in the future.
People get cross if you've knocked their hard work off the board just to ask a question :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

we can always count on you, ms veritas :-)

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

I am sick of this

and all 'touching ham' crap

people post when they can't be arsed to contribute to the board

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

Hamtoucher.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

whilst i appreciate the sentiment

^that has not been posted since Jan, and before that November

and i have contributed to the board tonight.

in other words, your comment, like this entire thread could've gone elsewhere

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

Fair be dude

but why?

All you, and everyone else with their hilarious 'you fail' stuff does is feed these cunts

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

I was nice

But no one cared and no one thanked me :(

(

in vino veritas, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

I might have been nicer if I hadn't read his qotw answers.

But yes, well done for being the bastion of fluffiness on the board.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

I didn't read them

I have now rectified this omission and he sounds like a right cunt. I regret my former fluffiness.

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in vino veritas, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

Think of it as practise fluffiness,

for when someone deserving makes a mistake.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

B3ta seems happier to flame

than offer any *delurked* woo;

given most of us lurk

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

i dunno

i just got caught in the rush,

and i think the majority of people who cock up are genuine, only a few are trolls.

at least with hamtoucher and its derivatives, it's less abusive than calling them a cunt.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

I hear you

but I agree that a lot of non-image posts are genuine mistakes, and some replies liven up an otherwise wasted thread...

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enceladus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hamtoucher is much better than "fail" though

At least it's original to the board. (edit: although good "fail" pics can still raise a chuckle)

Whatever happened to the threadwaste hippos? I thought they were the future?

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

i had one

on the anus, but i've just discovered it's gone along with warren :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

you have been

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

ah i finally get this.

but not this
youtube.com/watch?v=EmY7MQUwlII

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

Do you get this?

youtube.com/watch?v=uOh9f5fufwA

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=_9e_DljAp4c

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

Urgh....common people.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

i know

i always preferred disco 2000 and help the aged myself

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

i think

he's trying to take the piss out of shaggy

in which case he needs shooting

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

glasscock

I know what it means but what does it stand for. Glasscock? eh?

(goonbreath, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

It stands for justice and human rights.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

A literal picture of a glass cock

or rather a female golfer holding a trophy that looks like a penis made of glass.

Don't you have google where you're from?

(

in vino veritas, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

this image was all over the internet a few years ago

www.szegedlive.hu/images/fun/660_cristie-kerr-trophy-kiss.jpg

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

I have seen

the glass cock many many times. Does that mean that as the pic of the glass cock has been repeated so many times so therefore .... I now get it. I am going to have MONG tattoed on my head so I can warn people from far away of my mongness. Thanks

(goonbreath, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

Mongness is next to godliness.

Or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

now try and master what belongs on the main board and what should go on the fucking talk board

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

No,no,no,no!

Have a nice bunny!

(

enceladus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

TISM!

woo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_U2yG3uZp0

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

well spotted there!

(

enceladus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

www.yorkshiresoul.org/glasscock.jpg
www.concertartist.info/bios/glasscock.html
and stuff

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

/talk is that way ========>

if you must ask stupid questions ask in a new thread. besides, you can google it...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

Simply say "oh bollox" for anyone else out there who doesnt know their alef-bet

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

vulevkas?

What?

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

looks like 'vulvas' lol

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

oy gevalt

what's the comedago?

the food is terrible, and such small portions!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

...fucking small portions

no matter how much tsuris we give these goyim they always come back with the same spiel about "normal people" and their "normal eating habits".

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

enough already bubby

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

Sure thing, bubbeleh

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

always with the yellow birds

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

AAAAAAHHHAHHHAHH

YES

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

it's spelled 'alphabet' you tard

;)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

pfft

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

you are the tard

TARD!

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

to the vey

(

Shiksa, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

I'll burn your embassy?

(

ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

You will?!

Thanks! Let me just check my insurance details are in order and you can just go nuts with it!

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

Did gonzo and big bird have a child?

(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

heh.

www.b3ta.com/board/8310712

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Indeed!

Edit: Semi-related TJ: My lecturer has just been attacked by a daily mail writer as being 'anti-Israel' on the basis of one disgruntled student's whining to the press.
Melanie Phillips can fuck off.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

Psst. the Hassidim are

all trying to be Bertie Basset.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Almost anyone discussing Isreal can fuck off

Since no-one ever takes a middle-view. Everyone (well the media anyway) strongly takes a side and then vehemently sticks to it ignoring everything wrong their own chosen side does.

Perhaps acedemics are different I don't know. I would hope so.

And like fuck Islam is at the centre of anything terrorism related. Has he ever heard of FARC? Tamil Tigers? Who also suicide bomb. Of course the media doesn't care about Colombia because that might interrupt their cocaine supply. And the phrase "Islam is at the heart of" is quite dodgy to be frank. As any anti-Islam terrorism is obviously bracketed in with that as well.

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Is it saying

this weeks programme is brought to you by the letter B and the number 8

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GERMS

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

DAAAAAANCE!

cha cha cha woo!
righty i'm off (incase you was wondering what the smell was) bye!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

I like to sing-a.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

about the moon-a and the stars-a?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

an' the moon-a an' the June-a an' the spring-a.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

i love to sing-a!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

I am here all week

try the fish

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

COULD YOU EXPLAIN YOUR COMPOSITION?

ARE YOU SAYING THAT VAUDVILLE WAS POISONED AND STRONG ARMED BY A MYSTERIOUS FORCE THAT IS COMING BACK FOR THE GLOBAL CAT POPULATION?

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

a ha ha

i love this!
that cat's name is mittens and is like 15 years old
he has feline detal issues and has only his fangs left

(

Paintmash, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

he's awesome.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

this is Spooky

he had very rotten teeth when he was a little kitten and the dumb vet got a bit overzealous on the extractions, so he's only got his fangs, too.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

PREDATOR KITTEN

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

yes, it's not the most flattering look when he gets excited.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

I have a cat called Charley

who has no teefs whatsoever.
He is the world's noisiest eater.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

My girlfriend's cat is all drooly and missing organs

and he doesn't brush up against you, he just kind of head butts your leg and grunts like it's time for you pet him

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

hhaha

woo

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

Play me off Jonny!

PS. I found this from a while ago. Can I leave it with you as it is far too topical and current for me!

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

pffft.

let the blood out. get the lead out.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

'found'?

/rubbish nazi

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

When I say 'found' I mean

saw the image on google and plastered some words over it to make it a non-punchline, a while ago.

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

carry on

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

so TOAP

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

TOAP IS NOT A CRIME

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

didn't say it was

not as if he's admitting to being welsh

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

just keep one hand on my cock and one hand on my balls

this is an expensive watch

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

casio?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

GOOD EVENING

TO YOU AND YOUR DAPPER GOODCAT

(

Shiksa, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

WHAT IS THIS, AN AUDIENCE OR AN OIL PAINTING?

hello!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

GOOD EVENING

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

ningles

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

awwwww!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

Concept for my new comic

Called 'Freedom' - In the process of writing the first part!

Incidently - is anyone interested in the B3ta Comic book?
http://3millionyears.co.uk/random/the-b3tacom-comic-book/

(

Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

I'm interested!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

Gaz me

your details and i will send information!

(

Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

good luck with the comic thing

but judging by what happened to goat's project, don't fret if it all fizzles away to nothing

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

This is a little different

- Many short stories instead of one long story!

(

Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

animatrix

or at least the webcomics they published before matrix reloaded stylee!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

Yep

with a B3ta twist!

(

Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

i kinda liked (most) of them

distracted me from my a-levels

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

the b3ta comics been tried before as well.

when the world as you know it was still cooling.

shame about he goats project, i'd done my artwork for it and was waiting to write my page.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

Velly Nice!

Comic books? B3ta? COMBINED??? You talking the crazys?!?

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

I am interested and have e-mailed you on this subject

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

TJ : does anyone else say "reversing backwards"?

or is that just local to me? (technically its going forwards... dumbasseses!)

p.s. your soldier reminds me of thundercats hoooo woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

sounds local

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

reversing backwards

is going forwards in my book.

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

well, most people i know just say 'reversing'

but as you can't say 'reversing forwards' i'd say that 'reversing backwards' was just a tautology, not a double negative

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

Yes perhaps the third attempt will suceed

I still have a copy of "HUMMUS!", the first attempt that only made it to one issue and The Goat's attempt just fizzled out.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

Would it sort of be anything like the thing they did on Something Awful?

www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-awkward-confessions.php

Or would they be proper illustrated comics to print?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

ahhhhahhhahah YES!

www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-awkward-confessions.php?page=4

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

a healthy dose of anti-ris

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

who lives in a house like this?

David, it's over to you

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

It really stretches the definition of 'news'

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

It is about Galloway

ergo it is about Israel

And remember, No News is Jew News!

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

wouldn't that have been more fun if it where a grenade?

Hello b3ta, goodnight b3ta

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

with the spong, he looks like bill oddie

so it is possible for george to be more of a cunt than he already is!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

bill odie's a saint!!!

unless you mean galloway pretending to be the country's foremost twitcher

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

bill oddie is a fuckwit cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!

[/playground blog]

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

next

you'll be saying you've never danced the funky gibbon

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

i wouldn't dare

in case people assumed i was some middle-class, bird obsessed, cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

that'd never happen

everyone knows you're a working class, self-obsessed, cunt

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

i'm not working class!

i'm the idle rich!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

I wish that man would literally disappear up his own goatse-esque backside

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

the bloke has a good arm

from the 1st floor window, hit him on the left temple

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

he missed then

eyes or nose would've been more catastrophic

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

<webcomic>

Clickitbitch

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)

Ha ha ha

How very super.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

Thank you.

This was forced by my current photoshop situation and boredom situation.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

I too usually overcome boredom

via the medium of ~~art.~~ Furious self abuse

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

Ditto.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

viscous or vicious?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)

Viscous.

Like the blobs themselves.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

is suspect that this is a handy justification for a misspelling

but i am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

You should.

tee hee

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

Viscous?

A thick, sticky rumour? Yum.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8310643

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

A viscous rumour?

I assume it wouldn't spread very quickly.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8310652

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

pfft

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

I was going to comment on the spelling of "viscous"

But who'd be that pedantic?

Oh.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

SEVEN!!!1!

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

Uhm

Why do you have a picture of a bird saying Melekh or maybe Molok?

Melekh = Hebrew and other Semitic languages for 'King'
Molok was a Moabite god, basically meant 'King' anyway.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)

yeah I can read what i write thanks

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)

So you wrote it?

so... which one did you mean?

And, well, most people probably can't read it.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

this board is for posting stuff you've made yourself

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

So... someone else may have written it...

you may have just drawn the picture.

And which one did you mean, dammit?

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

King.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

both words share the same etymology and as such can be applied to many different "kings", not specifically the one you mention

but in a wider sense it can also apply to "pretender" gods in general from the bible, including the milton version, an angel who falls with lucifer.

The bird itself is a facile cartoonisation of the "yellow sign", something said to hearald the King In Yellow.
To be honest, I was just fucking about symbols in my sketchbook and liked the anime-weirdness of the combination.

Why do you feel the need to pick everything apart?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

I feel the need to pick it apart

'cos other people here don't speak Semitic languages, so then they'd need the point explained. To someone who knows the alphabet, which is to whom you appear to be aiming at, then they might see the Melekh and the Molok and know about the whole Child Sacrifice thing.

But to people who can't do that, then they just face a wall of what the fuck.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

Does the picture make any sense whatsoever even if you recognise the symbols?

No. That's not the point. Being a smartass doesn't help you there.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

FB asked you a civil question

they weren't picking your image apart, merely asking the purpose

now cheer up you big dog's knob!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

He didn't actually ask a question, you'll note

he simply took it upon himself to unlighten some poor uneducated scribbler about what he'd just happened to draw.
It's a rude question.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

2 questions

'Why do you have a picture of a bird saying Melekh or maybe Molok?'

and

'so... which one did you mean?'

both civil, niether rude, and if you didn't have a blobstrop on, you'd see that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

he answered his own question in his own post

that's just condescending

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

I was asking 'cos the majority of people [including me] would be confused as fuck

and all I said was that a hebrew speaker 'might' get the whole melekh, molok thing - not that all would nor that I did.

So uh... stop trolling, silly sticky.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

you're still confused

what have you achieved?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

This:

both words share the same etymology and as such can be applied to many different "kings", not specifically the one you mention
but in a wider sense it can also apply to "pretender" gods in general from the bible, including the milton version, an angel who falls with lucifer.

The bird itself is a facile cartoonisation of the "yellow sign", something said to hearald the King In Yellow.
To be honest, I was just fucking about symbols in my sketchbook and liked the anime-weirdness of the combination.

Not still confused; I was confused.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

there is no deeper meaning here

the picture is for what it looks like, not what it means.

I'm just taking offence to you assuming you need to tell me what the definition of something i made is, and not only that, but you weren't even entirely right.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

it looks like a spastic Big Bird.

but not coloured in yet.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

that i'm quite happy for you to say

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

ah fuck off then

life's too short for this bollocks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

glad to see

you've worked out the point of the board in your 4 year tenure.

however most of the earth's population can't read hebrew (even those who are jewish) so you could be nice and answer the nice man's question rather than shoving YET ANOTHER hamster up your arse

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

I can't read hebrew either

but I know well enough to pay attention to something I'm writing down myself.

now fuck off, whoever you are.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

wow, you're being a bundle of fun tonight!

post more bunnies dude

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

*pats on head*

don't worry you won't be hearing from me again

*ignores*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

If a glance down the board showed anything you'd done other than pander to kittyvomit

I might have a passing twinge

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

think happytoast had a point yesterday

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

that the board is shit? that people should stop arguing with clansoul? enough with the beatles?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

that people seem particularly tetchy of late

and we seem to spend more time yacking than 'shopping. At least that's what i gleaned

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

the internet is on the blob

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

It definatley says Melekh (king)

I just dont get the composition????

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)

In Moabite

it was spelt the same, paleo alphabet, though. The thing is that MLK in Moabite can have 'o' as a vowel without the need for Waw or maybe Alef, as in Hebrew.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

you know the sound of the teachers in charlie brown?

'mwah mwah mwah'

that's you, that is

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

Haha

sorry, mr. mictoboy.

But lovely Amanda up there seems to know the alef-bet, so 'twas aimed at just von Votchkiss.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

the rest of us can't

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

*watches*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

Why do you watch me?

Does it make you feel dirty?

I like it when I feel dirty; do you want to come back to mine?

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

watching you watching me.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

*fwaps*

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

more linguistics please

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

yes.

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

Is that really you Doph on your profile?

your such a hot babe

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

oh god

*runs from weirdo*
*looks over shoulder to see if weirdo is following*
*secretly wants weirdo to follow a little*

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

hot babe and gsoh

I laff but only a little

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Okay

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

Ahem...

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

stones were/are shitter

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

*begs to disagree*

*relurks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

i'm not a massive beatles fan

by any stretch

i just think their work was better than the stones.

although both bands have produced some gems

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

Are - agreed

Were - debatable.

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nick the greek, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

look at the smug crusties

wedidmoredrugsandwe'velivedlongerlol

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

is keef a rabbi now?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)

THE STONES FUCKING ROCK! WOOOOOOO!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

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