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# favoured companion...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# He's obviously only after one thing.



Two things.



Three things.



Okay, four things.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Perhaps a hard spanking is in order?
Oof! Too hard!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# It'll never work.
Women you want will always prefer arseholes!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# so true.
Treat them like a princess and what do they do?
ride off with an alcoholic biker dude!

tut tut
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# behave like an alcoholic biker dude, and what do they do?
tell you get yourself in shape! women are so enigmous.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I know!
Shall I pop the kettle on?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# But Elaine has saggy breats!



nice as ever.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# elaine prefers to call them:
"hosey tats"...but I dont think it makes any real difference to their firmness tbh...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# saggy breats ftw!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I don't remember what we were fighting about...
But this was the result:


I've got more stuff at Pie Comic
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:28, archived)
# best nights sleep in a long time eh?
lovely!~
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
If only I had a woman who slept on the floor instead of one who kicks me in the kidneys instead!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# you lucky sod
does she charge extra for that?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# When it happens at 2 o'clock in the morning
and you're an asthmatic it isn't so nice! ;)

But still, she's worth it ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# excessive armpit hair?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# hehehe i really do like your work
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Her pillow has udder-like nips
Woo!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# He was asking if he could milk her pillow
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Who sleeps in their bra?
Wooness!

7
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Rubbish womens do!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# uncomfortable rubbish women
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I'm sure you're right.
I myself would not have a clue as I have never worn a bra....
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# COUNTDOWN TO NIPNIP TEIM DETECTED!

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# The world will get more than that, my friend...

6
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# *logs in*
*logs back out again*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# The Blake Fielder-Civil will have your teeth for a necklace, and your eyes for earrings.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# If only you had shopped the Winehouse part :(
Edit: Can I just state how annoying it is that no-one else has replied to this wonderful post when there have been so many responses, for so many years to so many arses!

Woo M3! Nice work!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:33, archived)
# cheers, and cheers!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I retract my previous statement.
You have put too much Winehouse on the board ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# and another in the works, I'm going te distance, I'm going for speed, I'm all alone.. all alone in this time of need
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well if the next one is this good, I wont care.

Well I will, but I wont punch you in the ovaries ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# This has put me off sex for at least seven minutes
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
# but the dwarf lady no problem? you're a sick man M, a sick man...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Cool, just enough time to get a drink
We can wait.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# NIce bag !
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Hahaha
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I am your father John...


leave my seams alone!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I'm guessing by the response above mine that this is
a reference to Star Wars. Therefore, I will not get it.... :(
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:34, archived)
# but shirley
you must know the 'Luke, I am your father.' line?

but yus, tis a star wars/football reference...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# *unlurks*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] pea for comp


that's allowed, right?

I've just realised that Jade Goody and Eddie Munster equals 'Pink'
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# *plays the Vienna card*
;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
#

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# popup goatse lol
That would make for fantastic practical japery!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Better than a goat up popsie!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# very true
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Hahahahah
Wootse
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# ORRRRF with his...........err...hands?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# hehehe ace!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# splendid show!!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Royal cookbook . . .
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# That was the sene they cut of the Golden Compass!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# If I had known the Queen had a crazy robotic arm
I would have become a royalist long ago!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# There's always something to fix.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I don't see anything that needs fixing
there should be more machinery implanted into our monarchy.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I'm pretty sure Charles has a mechanical butt plug
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# haha nicely!~
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hahahaagh!
woo.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# haha!
is she appalled, or aroused?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# She keeps looking...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Where can I order one?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# the book or the Queen?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I was thinking the whole package
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Come along, kiddie-winkies!

click for widescreen
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking excellent.
Have a well deserved click, you peachy bottomed little lovely.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# ahaahaa!
yeepers
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# *smooch*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# damn papparazzi... can't anyone have any private pursuits these days?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# fantastic :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Lollipops!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# baby mice!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Snap !
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!

It just so happens I was just watching this
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# That scares the hell out of me, imagine coming home and that was in your bath...


*shudder*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Well, at least that'd mean I'd have a bath
as I only have a shower now

I say: make it so! I'll just throw out the dwarf with the bath water and bathe happily ever after.

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# she's behind you!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Don't even joke about that, maaaan

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# that's ace
*clicks*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# with apologies but it had to be done
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# well played!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] First post in a long time
Photobucket
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Squint and it's Yoko.
Seriously.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Woman, I can hardly exp... JAMMON!!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# ImagineAH allAH the peopleAH
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha, there's an albums worth of gold to be mined here
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Really a very , very good idea.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# you run with it, I'm really just an idea person, no follow through you see
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Oh I can't be arsed.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Mutster, it's up to you now
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# You've been hit by... you've been struck by... a Jealous Guy
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# ^
it's so on.


right you lovely lot, I'm off. Try not to throw yourselves off stuff in your captainless state, I shall be back.

x
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# ok, see you lat...ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Oh God
It's raining scousers
Run, run for your lives...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Right now I'm going to
Over to Sickipedia to review the crazy banter in feedback
no fighting and tidy your rooms before I get back
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha!
and woo to the pic too :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Oh shit
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# haha!
fab
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# just so you know...

'ning/'noon! more here
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Nonsense!

I breathe like that all the time
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# :D doing the arms thing?
*imagine Mediocre wandering around flapping about as he breathes*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I can manage about 30 seconds of doing it
before it gets too uncomfortable.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I was trained to get a lot of air in my lungs
years of smoking hasn't dented it much. Can I be used in your next experimentins?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Is thinking about your Lungs
pft
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I've got lovely lungs.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Still thinking about your lungs...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# How did you train them?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Yes! We need lungs!
may I ask why you were trained to have SuperLungs? Diving? Potholing? Nefarious world-dominating scheme?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Singing.
I was trained to do operatic stuff. Not that I can now, but the capacity is still there, and I do still occasionally belt out Pie Jesu if I'm on my tod. I do more bluesy stuff usually.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Rory block?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# aha groovy!
Air flow is rather important for such pursuits :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# You should have a go at diving then
a good set of lungs is nice for it
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# only one arm, the other is stuck in a dyke
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# DING DONG
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# polite people say 'lesbian'...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Sometimes you've got to say what you see.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# or simply WPGA golfer
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Hockey Players
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# You racist shite!

;)™
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I shall take this onboard.
self edumacates
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *buys shares in superglue*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Inhaling
is part of the process of breathing.
I think this experiment should be performed in vacuum for more accurate results.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# you is ultrosciensestist!
the project is yours!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Excellence!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Pranayama momma !
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# aha!
so he is leaking Chi, rather than organs. All is fine once more! *levitates*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# marvelous!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Cyborg Class Wren (hand made animation)


Following this. Wren is much heavier (though not slower), making his movement more vertically oriented. My very first experience with androids/cyborgs both on animation and sketching (the linked one doesn´t count). I didn´t clean up the trace. What do you think?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'm not a fan of American football
but I do like your animation :)


EDIT: When people run there are times when neither of their feet are in contact with the ground. I think that is what you are doing wrong, because in your animations at least one of the feet touches the ground at all times.

I hope this helps. Do a google image search for "animated running" for examples.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Fucking hell, he looks determined :D
Lovely animating
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *hug*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ey up lass
*pats knee*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# *settles*
Y'areet, cock?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# aye, nerbad. Thee?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Grand, duck- end o 'day.
You'll have to imagine a Chesterfield accent, I couldn't really get that one right with text.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# that's reet gradely
Not long for me either :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# *looks at clock*
Oh yes! You leaving in about half an hour?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Yep - just after I try and win some shoes on eBay ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# SHOES!
Best of all the clothings. Well, I think so anyway. Although I bought some pants a while back that you'd love:

Space invader ones
blue ones with little rainbows
black ones with rainbow hearts
BRIGHT blue lace ones
Pirate ones with anchors and 'ahoy there matey!' on the band....


Actually I told you, didn't I?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# yes you did :D
Grand pance
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hell yeah.
I'm getting more at the weekend. if I see any that I think will fit mangiblets I shall pick them up for you.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# 36" waist ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# *notes down*
Same as the wife. Eeeeexcellent.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Is thinking about your pance
pfft
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *hides behind Dixon*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# ellooo
feeling better today??
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Much, ta.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# are you taking the piss out of the way i dance?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# oh that was dancing was it?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I should probably cancel that ambulance then.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# he's sort of power marching rather then running.
miss out frame 3, 7 and 9 and see what it looks like.

/talking edumacated bollocks
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# EL MAIQUELYASON!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# But why is he / she running backwards?

*Sorry - Woo
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# i really like where you're going with these :D
in other news. b3ta has ruined my mind:
https://cid-075200daf6b768a8.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/Pictures/b3tahasruinedmymind.jpg
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# What is that link?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# This has nice potential . . .
and kinetic energy as well !
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# yay!
nicely done
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# phantasy star 4?
or just a coinkydink?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Phantasy Star III, actually
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Hello
THE TEST IS OVER!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Redex m'afraid
Look there are people here who medically can't take suspense. Edit: You are a silly Billy.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# It'd fall over
But still pissi in your shoes!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Ha ha
Pissy puddy
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I'm bare with you...

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# php?
Don't think that'll work, will it?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# it's not meant to...
it's a little project i'm working on... just trying some stuff :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Couldn't you have posted it in an existing thread
instead of starting a new one?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Or on another website?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Redex test successful
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# well taht's the best redex I've ever seen,
have a click!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well slip this in....
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# shopped pics only
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I don't know why,
But it really annoys me when people say this.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# pffft
post that here:

www.davidicke.com/forum/


I dare ya
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# oops
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# HaHa - Nice one !
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Did you know that...
about 3% of users of this board are using Opera?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I bet you're a blast at parties.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Are you fucking with us?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Did you know that...
those who refreshed in the last ten minutes may not be representative for the whole b3ta population?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I use opera at home
But IE at work
So have a HAh
HAH
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# fuck off u turd
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Bearing with you . . .
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Ha ha Best bear bum bumping action
I have seen in weeks.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# kthxbye!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# you've been here for 6 years. you should know better than this.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# you'd slit your own throat for two bits plus tax
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# The same experiment
could have been performed by posting an original, amusing self-created image. People wouldn't mutter "wanker" upon seeing you if you did such things.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# First bit of digital inking....

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# AAAAAAAARGH!
*runs to the corner, sits down and starts rocking backwards and forwards at being confronted with her worst nightmare*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# they're more afraid of you than.... ah fuck it
no, they want you well dead
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# =D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha
smashing, it's the contemplative look on his face in the last frame that does it for me.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# me too :) "is it worth it?"
its remarkable how much expression you can have with only two ovals.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# quite
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Kill spider and burst hump.
Two birds one stone.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Arf!
an entirely appropriate reaction
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Spiders still love unripe sweetcorn!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# HaHa - Nice one !
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# awesome :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# You know what? I think that is the lulliest image you've done in ages!
And stop trying to get a place in the London bash. You know you've asked to often!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# lovely, she is saying "feh!"
the sound old jewish women make when they are being dismissive


AICMFP?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Or when they're talking to their granddaughter :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# i forgot you're technically one of them... :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Aye, only technically.
Someone tell my nose.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# and yr massive foreskin
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I use it to carry oranges.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# now that, is a skill
Kumquat anyone?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# i've spent quite a lot of time explaining to my schnozz that i'm not even a little bit jewish
it won't listen though. it always nose best.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Ohhhh fuck.
Come here, I'm going to teach you a lesson for that one.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *glees*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Temple of Uukadaduuka
=D I like it. Printing this and keeping it with me.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# that's great!
but your aardvark looks a bit like Scarlet.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Cor!
I'm lovin' that!

Woo!


(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I always thought you digitally inked before!
I've started to try it myself, and its a bit tough :(

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Nope.
Only SA has ever been inked on computer. Everything else up till now has been by hand.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# What pens do you use?
/proper arty question
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Such talent
is depressing.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# AAAAAHhhh!
She haz Crabs!

Crabs Spiders
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Nicely done sah!
WOo!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# ACK!!!
She's gonna regret that, everyone knows the formula:

open mouth + bugs = listerine purchase
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# now that just creeps me out...
*shudders at spiders*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Moar Indy!
Do it moar!!!!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# So happy with works new tablet?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
#
Just wait till that boulder comes flying down the tunnel...

Can we see Chloe singing in the Eurovision song contest?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Boris, Busey, Fry And Myra


CFB
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Well met . . .
now let's meat them !
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# For £100
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Is it...
Chip off the old block ?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Say what you see!

If you see it!

Say it!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Push off?
Pull off?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# "Look at Mr Chips - what is he doing?"
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Off!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# It's good
but it's not the one!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Bashing the bishop
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Yeah well when you've finished
have a go at the catchphrase ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# That's gear
*clicks*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# dunno?
still two blocks left
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# push off?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# up the garden banana?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Keep pressin'
And guessin'!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Is it jerk-off,
by popular beat combo Tool?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Maybe I should play god
and shoot you myseeeeeeeelf
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# It's only wrong if you get caught.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# That's my life motto!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# It's blatantly a dance-off
Whatever one of them might be
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# A bird in the hand
is worth two in the bush.

Do I win?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha
This thread made me glee!

*clicks*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Snake charmer?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha..
I remember that one.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# shove off
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Sodomise words!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# this
is makingz me laugh

woo first post :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# HELLO!!!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Fuck off.
Now I hope the people above me were joking when they couldn't get it.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# its good..
..but its not right!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# That's GREAT...
...but it's not the right one. Say what you see!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# easy.
Pulling a doughnut with 255 represented in hexadecimal attached to it.

obvious really...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
#
Riiiiiiggggghhhhhtttt!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# wow another FP
Thanks everyone :D
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# It's clearly "Expel"
There's a HEX number (0x0FF) and Mr Chips is repeatedly PULLing it. HEX-PULL... EX-PEL... EXPEL.

Easy. No, hang on a minute. Maybe it's "Ofcom"
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:43, archived)
# no, wait i've got it...
Rub off?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
#
give up
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# TV Offal
That old Victor Lewis Smith show did this years ago, "Fuck me till i fart" & "Hung like a mule" where the catchphrases.

EDIT: found it www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i7uhSNYhiQ
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I knew it
I always said Mr Chips was into objectophilia and scat. I'm proved right on at least one of those now.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Alabama Emergency room
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I genuinely can't see where you've shopped that
edit: ahh, now I see, you're a twat who can't read and/or understand. Click the "L" plate by your name or follow this link to work out what you did wrong:
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# You what?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
#
images.google.de/images?q=alabama%20emergency%20room&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

edit: I see this is your first post - I recommend a good old read of the FAQ - it really is a CRACKING read!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *clicks link*
Hmmm...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I dare not click on links, I've become too paranoid whilst at work,
does it show this post unshopped, or prove it wasnt?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Letum down there V has a better link :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Oh reeeaaallly?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# fuck off
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# oh dear... you broke your lurking with this
i wish you'd made this
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Oh come on.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Eileen?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Oh you bastard.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Eileen?
:)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# False Urban Myth
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Piss off
twat
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Our survey said -
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# DON'T STEAL IMAGES.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahah, what?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# aaaw....BURN HIM!!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# we didn't buuuuuurnnn him!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I wish they'd make more
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Awww
I shall hug him.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ashally you're the mothering influence a growing lad like him needs
did you catch the other one with him from earlier?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I DID!
He's lovely, and I would be proud to be his mummy.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# i think when i eventually have kids the unfortunate wife will have to fight me not to call the first born
"the Monster"
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Call it Mumm-Rah.
You know you want to.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# actually top of my list are:
Logan, Han, Rexfillian and Vlad for boys
Wednesday and Lenore for girls
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Logan and Han \o/
Get a James T in there. Go on.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Good thing too,
that flower was booby trapped. Woo
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# little bitch
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Pew! Pew! Pew!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Has he got rubber gloves on?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Evolution fights back!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ^this!
Hard!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hehe nice
whirrring robo death frog
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Horse Piper


Doctor Who needs more mutants!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# oh that's cruel!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# He's got one already, her name is Catherine.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# that wobbly thing hanging of her chin
is the scariest thing in Doctor Who these days
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Maybe I'm a freak
But I've got a real thing for Catherine Tate. Prefer her to Piper any day!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 3:21, archived)
#
Are you sure you don't mean Sarah Jessica Horseface Parker?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Yeah, you all say that now
but she was fit in Hocus Pocus.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I didn't really notice she was in it
Bette Midler took up most of the screen*

*Hopes she's remembered the right witch film*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I didn't know it was Parker until I saw it again years later,
and I felt awful :[

But yes, Midler.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I'm afraid I have to agree with you there.
*cries*
I feel so dirty :[
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# You shouldn't., she'd get it in that film.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# mmmm
Yes, she was quite delicious in Hocus Pocus.

amuck amuck amuck

*giggles and runs off to rub*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Nice!
:)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Allahu Akhba cha cha cha cha
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Too much leg and arm on display there
*condemns to death*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *bums embassy*
cor, hometime already? and I haven't even done any work!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# 1 more hour :(
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Eeeek !
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Aled Jones
ftw!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# haha that must have been a shitload of botox
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Oh yes indeedy !
Rightyho, nearly hometime.

*waves byes*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *sigh* waves...one more hour
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ..
botox polyfilla
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Gordon, 38 from Blackpool...
Likes bicycles, whelks and assorted newspaper clippings. Would like to meet a like minded lady preferably between the ages of 21 and 35 to pursue an ambition in the world of cookery.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Amazing what a simple sheet of sandpaper can accomplish.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# did you fail your exam then?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# kids have to write their answers on sandpaper now?
that's rough



/coat
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Geography exam
Map of the Sahara
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Well I think I got the first question right,
but I lost it on the others.
Nice to know pretty much everyone else had the same problem, though.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Like a fool, I believed my mate the other day when he told me
that Gordon once played for QPR.

Thing is, my mate KNEW the next person I'd talk to would be a Rangers fan.

Boys are mean.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Now that *is* mean
:(
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Taking advantage of girls is what it is.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Yeh ! Huh !
*unites*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# *pulls hair*

he played for rangers, I think it was junior level and he messed up his knee.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Could have been worse
I guess and told the Cap'n he used to play for Celtic. :o
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Aye, I know, I've since been reeducated by kinder menfolk.
Well, the first bit anyway.

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# He nearly died
and his life was saved by some Scottish Ginger with silly hair.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# haha ace.
I did the opposite:

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Shopped pictures only.
Meh.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Yay !
Nice one Waspy ! :)

right I really must go home NOW !!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahah, I was only marvelling this morning how in his full wrinklyness
he looks like Exeter from This Island Earth

would have done a pic but I've been way too busy :(
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

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