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# .....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# does Heather Mills only have one leg?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# yes.
the other was eaten by that rarest of creatures, the thames pope-whale.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Oooo
Last time I use "Do bears shit in the woods" for emphising the bleeding obvious.

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# a bit late
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# all your post are belong to us
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Photoshop Money
Just getting things off my chest.
and yes, I've heard it all before about why buy when you can get it for free yadayadayada....



blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# HAHAAHA
Yes. Erm. Er. That's what I paid for mine!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Im sure their excuse is
the stock market and different support strategies....

bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# 'fraid it is the same for most things...
software, cars, houses, prostitues....you name it...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Not tried CS3
But I'm not paying nearly 600 squids when I can get PSPro X2 for 60
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ^this
only i paid 50 quids for PSP X 18 months ago... same thing tho
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# You are completely right.
It's a fecking disgrace.

Steal it, I say - Steal it!

On second thoughts - get a Multi-Seat license. One for Work, one for home. That works.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# it's just numbers
*caresses genuinely free copy of CS3*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# well,
think of all the time they had to spend translating the menus from US English to Proper English...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# pfff
I localised some Yahoo stuff once from US-EN to GB-EN. I'm sure the majority of Americans can only understand words of one syllable (or less).
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Didnt someone take Apple to court over this
saying that iTunes was charing 79c in America and 79p over here?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I think it was the European shops
79p in the UK, 99c (or about 59p) in the Eurozone.

Highly annoyed, they got in that European Court of Everything-Being-Fair
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# heheh..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Try this:
Have a weekend in New York. Buy the software that you need. Chuck away the packaging, manuals etc. Keep the discs and the serial numbers though.

This should take half a day. The difference between UK and US price should make the holiday either very cheap, or free.

I used to do this in the 90s, when me and the missus could have a quick break and still be in profit.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# so that's what the box looks like..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# It's a draw off!!!


Me, Bobs and Thor are up for a quick draw off, subject:
Batman
Join in if you want, the deadline is 3pm (45mins)
put your pics in the thread that appears then.

Weeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I'd like to play
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# holy draw off's happytoast!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ooh..
I want to!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# bugger i want to play but my girlfirend has managed to fall asleep on top of my tablet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# as an actress said to a bishop
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Yes
I know it will take me a lot of effort, but I shall do something far shittier than yours:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Nawty Google Maps.
Doesn't deserve it's own thread, and I can't think of a better place (and no, I don't go over t'that /links place much ...)

I was only looking for the boat yard ...

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# More thread topical:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# 45 minutes :O

I can barely get tatty' open in that time
You'd end up with a stick figure caped crusader
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# What's a draw-off?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# you have 45 mins to create some batman related foolery
and post it in the thread
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# drawings only?
or is photo shoppery included?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Is it just batman?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *thinks*
hmmmm...batman underling
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# batman and anything else
not him on his own, but must include batman
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I'll post my bestest* FP then

*nearly bestest
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# no reposts allowed, this is a draw off, you do it now or it doesn't count ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# buggers off to get post it notes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# meh... its friday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Not looking forward to the News Quiz, then?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I ALWAYS look forward to the news quiz
when's it on again... I only listen to talkSport
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# 6.30 tonight
podcastable, too!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# apparently it's from bris next week
but chances are i'll be en route to home so won't be able to go
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I like it when Mark Steel is on
he's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# He's great
I love his Lecture series
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# no it's friday night
*relaxes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# NO.
IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

*refuses to acknowledge time zones*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Poor time zones!
What have they ever done to you?

Eh?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# :(
don't worry, presumably you will have wonderful evening with pals and girls...while I sit here and moan and make an arse of myself on the internet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# time zones are a lie propagated by antipodeans as are seasons
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You're saying Chinese 5 Spice is all a Lie????
ohmigod....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# that stuff
makes my curries fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Chicken & Sweet Potato Red Thai Curry...
I was just the same thing to the good Cap'n only yesterday.

Then, of course - forgot to make it!

*slaps self in face with large haddock*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# thai green chicket curry ftw
i used to buy them ready made, there was one particular pikey one that was gorgeous. then they stopped making it. i've tried and tried to recreate it, but i just can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Waitrose do a great semi-cheating sauce
you just need to add Coconut Milk, Palm sugar, and some fish sauce, and possibly some onions (plus whatever meat or fish you're using) and you're there!

takes about 15 mins all in - it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# curry is my next goal, i achieved chilli the other day and it was loverly
the trick is lea and perrings
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# and, surprisingly
a half-pint of beer into the mix. Works wonders.

Double bonus being that you can drink the other half, as well!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# just bits of old twigs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Its Sandie Toxic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I fookin' hate that woman.. her irritating up and down voice drives me nuts..
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# What's that smell?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# It's Ethel...
...from Number 73!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# that show
was in the "so bad it's good" range
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# To be honest, I can't entirely remember.
I do remember Neil Buchanan was in it, along with a woman named Dawn (who was always on Rollerskates).
Oh, and I remember the Sandwich Quiz!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# i remember the annoying song
at the beginning.
and the last episode. seriously, who gets married in tennis gear?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# THE NOOOOOOOOW SHHOW..... oh wait - no
the news quiz :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
SHe has a degree in Archiology don'tchaknow
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# heh, me too
it's done me fuck-all good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# really? i thought it was in sharia law
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# that's Spider-man's degree
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Archiology?
Studying TGA's work?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# No, the study of BBC Radio Soap Operas.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *delurks*
O_o

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# hehehe!
I was just about to MSN ya


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# hehe, hope you're well squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I like her
I met her at Gatwick once and she was nothing but charming.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# It's Friday?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# thirsty work this ultra-violence lark...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# my what a large ciggy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I demand one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I could do with a Camberwell carrot, right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Naaa
A Worthing B-52.

*wonders if any b3tards will get the reference*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I don't care how big
As long as it gets me out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# You'll do very well in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Oh the joys of having a down day
I need a pick me up right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# double macciato
... mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# coffee is a good start
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# yes
good things start with coffee... I am a firm believer in this. Any not just pishy waan instant stuff. POWERFULL COFFEE, Illy if possible, anything Arabica if not.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I am hopefully picking up tonight.
If I do expect very stoned photos of the biggest spliff I can make with rizla silver kingsize. MUST buy more rips at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# not smoked any for 9 years
and i want some
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# It's very lovely stuff, in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I don't smoke anymore
But I'm still to find someone that can build a bigger cone than I can:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You, me, packet of rips and a lot of gear.
Bet I'll beat you. BET.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I see an "Extra Special Saturday b3ta Challenge compo" in this
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# man
I burned all my gear blacking up last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# "d00d - you holding?
you Holden McNeal? Man? Eh? You ... you Holden McGroin? Did James Holden come to the party?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# 'noon prof
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# GOOD NOON GENTLE BUN FOLK
how does this Friday find you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# In quite spectacular pain as it happens
Other than little blot on the landscape my world is happy happy joy things in all directions
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I hope you feel less painful in the not too distant future
you poor pet lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
#
www.ninjatune.net

Ninjaskins are delightful to use, exceedingly large and very absorbant... also you can listen to wonderful lovely music and buy records.

MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You're a stunning boy.
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# YAY
fanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# That's what she said!
badumtish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# makes me feel like I have been molested by a goat in a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Like most things in life:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# That's a very bass-ic rimshot.
Try here.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# The crash at the end spoils it for me
To much brassplate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# edit out the 'L' from the title
then it would be a lot funnier
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# with out garden birds?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I'm confused
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# tits!
untited (I thought you meant the filename):P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# ooooooo
nah I meant "A cockwork orange" then it would look like Al there was holding an awful lot of mangoo in a glass....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# *cough*


*runs*

Edit: My first ever CDC....I'm so not proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# goodie
I'm going to bed now...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# night.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Surreal Landscape. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I see that every day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# A sandcastle, a sapling and a ball.
It's a beach scene! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# can't you see it
It is a man lying down with large cock and ball
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Actually, I can see that now.
CANNOT UNSEE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# hey
has pan tried to rape you yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# No, but I still might get a padlock installed on my rear end.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# What's the significance of the colour of the sphere?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# If all the piss in the world was compacted into a ball....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I should point out that tree is, like, WHOA kind of huge, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Telperion or Laurelin?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# :)
*silmarillions*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# its yggdrasil innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# i like bryce
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# aye
it has some lovely presets

you can plonk a tree and a globe and some landscape in it and render it in a couple of minutes

it's great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *waits for unexpected horse*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# shirley you can't wait for something unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# oh please no, no Bryce, not unless you're going to do more than pull out 3 default objects and pick a sky
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# what about tinkering for days with stuff until you get something you're happy with?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I must admit.
you have a point.

I do try and fuck around with things a bit before I run them out. You can do it in Bryce, it just takes a bit of time.

However, my innate paranoia and self-loathing is telling me that he may be taking the piss, so I'll shut up right now and avoid making myself look an even bigger twat than I already have.

Edit: For example - five hour render time:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# er
I think you're a bit beyond 'let's plonk these presets here' junior school :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# You, sir,
Are very kind to say such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I fucking love this
reminds me of Dune.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# :D
*hugs*

I recall DTH mentioning 'Myst', bless him....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I thought Myst too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# best game evar
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# MYST
That's what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Myst, dune not much difference
one's a book by Frank Herbert and had fuck off big worms in it

The other is a Brodurbund game where you are sucked into a book....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# You sit here and count all the shits I give.
It shouldn't take long, there aren't any.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# you're not tubgirl?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Nah, I'm Tubbygirl.
Similar mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# pwhoaaaaar
want some yogurt, tub?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# i still love this in an exceptionally huge manner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# claaaaaaaan!
just had to cancel the london bash. i'm really annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Thanks hon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Wow!
Now I want to go play Oblivion some more. Just when I thought I'd kicked the habit.

(Though it looks better than Oblivion graphics ashally!)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I don't know that
*doesn't play too many 'puter games*

I shall investigate. ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# That's really the only one I play. But it's awfully addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Having Googled -
I see what you mean.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Woah, that's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Very MYSTy
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# :D
But that's not a bad thing, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# That's pretty bad ass for bryce!
have you thought about moving on to something like 3ds max or even blender (that's free).
I think you can get a version of XSI for a few hundred and they used that for ironman.
There are other ways of getting these though.

But I digress this is pretty damn good!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I've got Max
but I scares me rigid. I should try and have another run at it.
I'll check out Blender, though.

Ta for the tips!

And thanks for the props.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I think
alot of people start 3D in Bryce then realise it can be a bit limited.
I'm now on C4D, much prefer that to anything else I've used.

EDIT: Of course, the pic just above this proves me completely wrong, but oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# It's pretty, but not actually very surreal.
There isn't any disparity in the imagery that evokes a dreamlike sense of liminal order just beyond reach. 'Surreal' is one of the most abused terms in modern language - journalists in particular seem to think that it means 'a bit weird'.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Still better than calling every bloody thing 'random' though.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Christ, that's the 100% truth ^ right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# POISSON SOLUBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
#

Click for biggerer.

Previously.

Clicky here please, you know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha
That is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Yay!
*click*
*vote*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Duckflaps!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hello miss
how is the extra person?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Swinging from my ribs and being called Damian
Allo :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
#
mian ve
Edit: Oh, and hello ma'am! I take it all is well?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Yup, saw the obstetrician this morning
Everything's good.

Even if I can't stand up.
Or sit down.
Or move.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Fun.
Ok, here's an awkward question:
What position ARE you in?

Feel free to not answer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# At the moment
The 'If O2 don't give me my money back I'm going to get Exetery on them' position
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That restaurant is at the end of Pedantichrist's building.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# ha.
i'm leaving o2 when my current contract runs out, because they wouldn't give me my money back.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *Pounce*
'ello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
#
devil spawn greek: to tame
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# 100%
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I'm so excited about meeting you at the bash
and your bump.

Promise I won't do the woman thing and just wander up, unannounced, and touch the bump. That's so RUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *makes notes*
is rude to walk up to a woman and touch her bumps
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Not always
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# It would be if I did it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I wouldn't mind ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I am going to have to be
gaffa taped to a chair.


Promise not to call you Clarice.





Much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# oh do tell the exceptions
when she pulls your hair first?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Well if you know her it helps
Also if she's wearing a t-shirt that says 'squeeze these'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# she doesn't no
otherwise I'd have done it ages ago
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I must agree with ClanSoul
Dave is a much better name

But my best mate when I was a kid was Damian. Haven't seen him in 15 years or so. I wonder what's happened to him
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Dave is a brilliant name to shout out at a gig.
'DAVE WHERE ARE YOU'

*cue the sight of half the men in the place turning round*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I have got to try that one
I have a funny name, so no one can do that to me.

But they can take the piss mercilessly by putting an 'i' in the middle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# kebibab?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
#
not my real name, and I've just realised that it will only work in Australia...because you don't use the same slang for a shithouse as we do
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# You're called Tolet
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# do you lot ACTUALLY
call it a dunny, or is that totally wrong? Because I'm guessing you don't tell everyone to rack off either.

Or go to Lassiters much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# An australian friend of my missus
proposed to his now-fiance while drunk and eating a vegemite sandwich. We agreed it's the single most australian thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# only if he said:
Ahhh faaaaaark I want ya ta marry me shelia!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# faaaaaaaark that's getting to close to my name
yes it is called a dunny... sometimes also...dunnyXXX
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Dunny three-X?
REALLY shitty lager?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
yeah that would be shitty lager...piss weak as well
It's called XXXX 'cause Queenslander's can't spell beer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I've not had XXXX
in YEARS. I can't actually remember what it's like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ok, piss in a glass add some water.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# DELICIOUS then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I can't say, even with my perverted mind
that I have yet tasted my own watered down urine.

I have however tasted xxxx and it is weak and decidedly un-beer flavoured.

still haven't worked out my name?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# k3bib
Yes I see what you mean

hold on a minute...

k3i/-\b

that's awful
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# kebaib?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *turns round*
eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Trelly gave birth to him, obviously.
Then she dropped him off a couple decades ago using her tardis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# his last name wasn't trellis (and fuck me I can't remember what it was...)
and I remember the photo trelly posted for her latest milestone. Way sexier than his mum.

YOU JUST WAIT YOUNGSTER, YOU WON'T REMEMBER THINGS
*shakes walking stick*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I don't remember things already.
I'll have alezheimers by the time I'm 25.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# what the fuck were we talking about?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# who-who-who-who?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I'm lost...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
are you my mummy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I don't remember,
but where did you put the brown sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Bloody hell.
The Who, love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *riffs*
out here in the fields!
I fight for my meals
I put my back in to my liiiiiiving!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I know, silly.
I was just carrying on the theme.

I was listening to it just this morning, actually :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Don't agree with ClanSoul
he clings.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hahah
Brill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I want to sex him
Woo

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# not you
your drawing of Darwin
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I had assumed that,
but this does suggest that you might think that everyone wants to sex me. This would be news to me, if it were true.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *confuseds anachronistically*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks so calm about it!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# he's clearly giving himself a quick tug under the toga
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA!
WOOOO!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Louie louie!
Wooah wooah!

wriggle wiggle wrong

Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# are we in the fraternity now?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hope so... B3ta Capa
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Redesigning the Duck

(Not that there was anything wrong with the original design, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# but I like the duck the way it is
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# You are old fashioned.
You should embrace the new age and new duck possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# personally I don't think we should duck with it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I've always thought that ducks
could do with more apricot
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Haha canard-ly believe it
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# With that many people on the project
they'll have a huge bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Disco man's back!
And he's now a duck!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Some things need a freshen up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Nice!
What did you sttle on?

I like the one with the bow tie!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I wanted to put the half-track robot design into production
but apparently that would constitute a war crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# So lovely..
I want the unicycle one please.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I whole-heartedly support this Science.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# uniduckle FTW
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I heartily endorse this pic!
I like the style woo
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for TOAP and second-rate optimisation.
But it is Friday, and I am very tired. At least I can bugger off early and go to a beer festival this evening.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# silly tree has old money!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# That's because EVIL is as old as the Earth itself!
/ROAR
/EVIL LAUGH
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# replace them with shekels
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Only if you tell me what these shekels are...
...I don't trust the way they sound. And I can't be bothered to use Wikipedia.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# it's an old old wooden boat, used in the colonial times
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Sounds useful.
I motion that we use the evil wood of evil tree to make evil shekels. In an evil fashion.

Fnaar. Evil wood. It sounds like a rapist's erection.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# A whale's vagina....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I'm in a glass cage of emotion!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# oh BAXTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# wait a minute.... I want to say something... wait.... AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH AARRGGHHH!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I'm so watching it again tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ...could contain a vast amount of seamen?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Hahahahahah, "The Tree of All Evil"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# 50.53kb
by fuck you're in for it now
*rant about isp costs*
*whinge about dialup speed*
*reflection on petty existance*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# kebab you can't spell
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# GET TAE FUCK YA WEE SHITE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Oh no, he's glitched again.
Someone find the reset button.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I'm not letting you touch my reset button
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I don't want to try, last time I nearly lost a finger.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# so that's what it was...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Bugger...
thought I had that down to 40 and all. I'll see if I can rectify this.


Mehehe..."rectify."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# don't worry
it's only the particularly petty that would care about half a kb (I'm being sarcastic you may have noticed)

If you want to, crop the image a bit, that will get it down.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# *something new*
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *somthing borrowed*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# PR0N!
(Something blue)
/coat
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# by jove!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Does it grow next to the porn bush?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Yes, yes it does.
And it gives shade to the shrub of iniquity.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# evil tree is minted
lol
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# lol orange
Edit: Thats not a very horse friendly keyboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# toothpicks on the hooves:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Every time I need a Horse van, "Horses" at the top just mocks me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You don't need a horse van, that's just cruel.
Just get your girlfriend a taxi instead. She'll be much happier.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# You'd need a whale to transport your boyfriend,
so I think only having to stretch for a taxi is pretty good going, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# who is the opposites of Robin Hood?
Does the horse say human like a Ferengi. With the air of discuss in its voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Batman Hatless?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Sorry for shiteness of this
Its Gordon Brown, he steals from the poor and gives to the rich.

I will now get my coat and hang my head in shame
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# BATMAN HATLESS FORGIVES YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# haha
likey
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Dobbin Hood?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Haha!
Bet that horse is going 'BASTARD HUMANLINKERS!

vaguely relevant pea...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# best of all the letting agencys
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *SPANG*
i spang thee to hull
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# threadjack:
woo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Big Snuggly Banthas!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Are the new Small Snuggly Banthas!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaahaa!
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# pffft
coffelol
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 23 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Best laugh I've had on b3ta all week
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# :D
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
love the hooves
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Time I am, destroyer of the worlds, and I have come to engage all people. With the exception of you, all the soldiers here on both sides will be slain.


Prescott size here.

Edit: I'm sorry, I don't what's wrong with me.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Bloody hell. You've got some really hefty talent in that lovely noggin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Sew Heff Ewe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Eye sink naught
but thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# He's right, you know.
You do.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Ohhh my lovely boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# stitch hugh sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I've said this out loud about five times
and still RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
#
*blushes*

thanks, honey
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Wowee!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# that's awesome

precious things
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# cheers Prodge!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Fantastic
What program is this done with, or is it wax and magic?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Wax and Magic - with an illiberal smattering of smoke and mirrors.
Thank you. :-)

Edit: and on a more helpful note - it's Bryce (a deeply unstable and annoying piece of software, but it does come up trumps from time to time).
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# You're welcome
Still want to know what the program is. Edit - Sweet, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Prescott sized killed my Mac
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Daily Star headline - ^ right there
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Ooooooh, shiny!
I must drop in like this more often :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# You should indeed!
How are you, Mrs T?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ^this!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Velly velly good
?Apart from being on hold to O2 for the umpytwiddlyeth time in 36 hours. You? And Hamburg?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I'm fine, ta - and Hamburg, well it's 'Family' duties.
And I'm not even taking the high powered sniper rifle with me, tempting though the idea is......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Wow!
That's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Thank You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Cut Globe?
Filename says 'cut globe' but to my eyes, syphilitic though they may (or may not) be, it looks like a globe-within-a-globe.

Akshally, it looks like a globe with a hollow space therein, a bit like a hollow marble.

And the hollow is off-centre.

Woo, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# My file-naming convention isn't what it should be
as this render idea started out rather differently.

But it's a globe cut out of another globe, so 2 points on that, but it is meant to be off-centre, so I'm going to take them away again.
I'm sorry, but those are the rules.




Only messing! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Rules Rule!
Where would we be without them.

Etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# oooh thats a bit good
makes me think of that evil sphere thing out of that last Iain M Banks book..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# mos' kind, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Well that's easy on the eye!
I like that! Beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# noon!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hooray for worf
I love bandwagons when they slow down.

You can savour the flavour so much more
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *spang*
hahahahahahaha, made me office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Excellent!
:)

You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Mo' money, mo' money

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# This is fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] and a silly one
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Lemon Party?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# :D
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *shudder*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# pfft
These are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# *bleugh*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# *checks urban dictionary*
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Ding dong the witch is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Thatcher?!
*legs it to bbc*

Edit: I got ALL EXCITED.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Sadly not
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# super moist excited?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Well it's Friday
so that's my normal state of being anyway.

Even if I have got Tuesday tits on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# well, since i don't tend to be around much on a tuesday it's nice to see a bit more of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *wishes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# cool idea
can you post the origami instructions for such artistry?

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Do the hat first
the rest is easy.

I can't afford to do the fifty :(

/donations welcomed
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Nice!
Me likey this idea! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I'm surprised the John McEnroe one hasn't turned up yet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I can't remeber how to do that one
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] She looks a lot better on her old worthless money,

But she's not bitter...

previously
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I have one of these signed by Lenny Henry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I didn't know Lenny Henry was the chief cashier of the Bank of England...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Was dear, was
He's come down a peg or 2. Now he advertises cheap motels.
You know, like the one he was caught boffing some fan in.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# so its worth -£1 billions now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# This one looks like it was signed by The Saint...
original
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Diane
Kean?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Miss Diane
from Crossroads?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I think it's steak
Steak Diane.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Shhhh...
Nobody else noticed! ;)

*edit* apart from that guy
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# CHEAP WANK MATERIAL
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# :D
Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# pffft!
nice one

/ actually, it is still legal tender. just send it back to BOE and they will reimburse. go on, dare ya
(Jizzmop, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I have to stop watching Worlds Wildest Police Chases when drunk.

Visit terrible blog here for larger version and other stuff... ALL THE WAY TO JAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# FUCK
This is woo, because I know who you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
#
do I click? *consults rule book*
*clicks*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# looks like this perp
is going to be eating his Christmas dinner...... IN A FEDERAL PENITENTIARY

(god he's a twat)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# teeheeechortle
^this
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# helluva smile
he should work in television
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# best of all the horseriders
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# you'd get crazy saddle rash doing that
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# i'd imagine (or hope) that certain precautions are taken
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
#
beware, the hoofbeats cross the glade
good folk, it's your teenage daughters!
beware, the boobie flashing maaaid!
unless you want to get longer!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# snail trails on a saddle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# You draw the best teeth of any person ever!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# He's got a lovely smile!
Right, I'm off to Glasgae to watch Rangers do some more losing.
C'mon Queens!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# jawsome!
clickin it
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# "Sherriff John Burnell (retarded)"
....is what my b3tamind read

Woo!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I missed the word 'stop'
and thought, yes, that's when I usually have to watch it too
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Smallbrainfield?
More like Nobrainfield if he thinks he can escape the long arm of the law...

Ace pic - have a cleek

EDIt and drunk is the ONLY way to watch WWPC!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# this image is going for a big WOO!...


...all the wat to the county jail!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] duh!

if not bindun...why not?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# bindun since 1547
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threepence_(British_coin)

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hehe
bring it back!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ah fixed
edit: removed instructions on how to link...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# :)
*blames cr3*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I agree
*blames cr3 for great depression of 1928 and the great storms of 1955*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ^'Points'^ NUMISMATIST
NUMISMATIST
NUMISMATIST
NUMISMATIST
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# kind of - I'm a notaphile
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Wonders if that is safe to google image search?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Yes...yes it is...and I now have another word that does not produce porn on the 1st results page
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# TIT
It's very well shopped too.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# bum
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# willies!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# foo-foos
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# this is an odd drumbeat.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# but the kit is good
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# SUPRISE SNARE ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *triangle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *rimshot*




lol
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I prefer ham
wacca wacca
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# smacks cowbell..
MOO!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# you've gotta love the thruppenny bits
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Damn, beaten to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# you can show yours too, if you want
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Well my 50K is fast approaching...
*shall NOT be doing, don't worry your pollies, b3tans*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Straight for the twat then?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Oh I could be so mean
but I won't be.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I line them up...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# just post a pic of Monica Bellucci
no-one'll know the difference
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# If my coochie looked like Bellucci
(yay rhyme) I'd not be talking to you lot. Rather to myself. In a curly manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# best peom evar
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Fibreoptic-cam into the pancreas or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# NOW WE'RE TALKING!
*de-capslocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I've got the sexiest pancreas EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I bet you've got a fucking bangin' Vena-Cava and all
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *shatner's bassoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Show us your thruppnee bits!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I don't
geddit.

Does one require a familiarity with British numismatics to appreciate the humour contained therein?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ZOMBIE OUTBREAK!!!

I made another little game to kill the hours before 5pm.....
Tis free!

Edit: Piss. I uploaded the wrong frickin' file....proper version is now up.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# You
have one of the best jobs in the world, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
#
hehe i thought it was saying "Brammins!"

I can't read your handwriting

ok and i'm short-sighted and sitting twenty miles from my terminal
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# BRAMMINS!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMINS!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# BRAHMANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# BRMMINS!!!
Yup sure looks like BRMMINS, BRAMMINS or any other sort of random BR_ _ _INS.
(The Console King is losing the plot....., Fri 23 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I read it as Braamins.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# works for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# "Free"
as in "gay"?

Gay games?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# There's no shame in it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ooh cool, *plays*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# someone say zombies ?



after breakfasting on some pre release hype i made this for my desktop
(TheCrunch, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# This is fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I think so!


Clicky for wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Left 4 Dead.
*Wants*
*wants HARD!*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Oh yes....!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I wish I could play it.
Looks good though!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Viruses with tits.
I dread to think the horror of Scarlet melded with a zombie computer virus thingy.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# 5720.
Huzzah! Nice game JJ. It could do with moving a bit faster.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# There will be more to the finished version:
Bombs, looting and a helicopter escape.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I look forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *sniff*
No Mac love
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ten pens peace....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# almost a goatse
*spang*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# That can have Attila the Bun's special
Dave the Hat award for special punnery effort
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Attila the pun?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
still wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# eh I fixed the typo..
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
#
A T T I L I A ?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# damn dyslexia fixed now
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Most peoples on here spell Attila incorrectly

so yours was a good attempt
*groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# why are you groaning?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# "Attilia" is closer than "incorrectly"
*groans again*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ahhahahahah
sorry, I'm thick....
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
incorrectly
HAHAHAHAHAHABUCKBUCKBUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWK!!!!!
attila the pun
ahahahahahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Wot ho Dave me ol' mucker
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] threadjack:

i didn't feel this was worth of its own thread, but i just had to get the fucker out of my brain
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# nomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

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