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# If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?


Size of this morning's breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Woooooow
I want to go for a clamber on that.

Googd ning, petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Hello, most gorgeous Cap'n!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *biiiiiig huuuuug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *even BIGGGGAARRRR hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# get a room
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Just because you don't love me the appropriate amount.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I like things to be real
maybe i should get off the internet, I'm gunna have a rage soon. I am unhappy :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# What's up, guv'nor?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# meh, just a bad mood
people keep whining at me. I hurt my knee (some kid burnt my neck...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *applies balm for neck*
*applies booze for mood*


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# that would just make me depressed
but I do have a nice big new bottle of the good liquid here...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Use appropriately then, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# GLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGBURPGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUG
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Top Skills, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Go back to bed, try again tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Keepin' it real, dawg.
What's up, pickle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I'm being pickeled!
In a substance called applied maths 4.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Maffs is hard.
My ma's like you, she LOVES it. Give me language any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# maths is a language.
My supervisor was berating my spelling (again) and report writing prowess today.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Not to me it isn't.
All the best mathmeticians are shit at spelling, my mother (who constantly leaves me in awe at her prowess in that area) is toss at spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Where do you think we're posting from, eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Oh it's ON
*pounce*


(also: brb, coffee)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# BUGGER HIGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Bugger higs INDEED.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# oooohhhh, shiny and futuristic!
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *brassos next year*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Oooohhhh!
solitude-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *slaps self on head*
That's what it reminds me of...!
I kept thinking 'why does this remind me of cold things?'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ;)
How you doing fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# ooopsy!
just noticed I replied in the wrong place.

Doh!

www.b3ta.com/board/8474065
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I dont know what it is..
but it's great!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# If it's any comfort,
I don't know what it is, either. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)
# bit of a mare the last few days, to be honest.
very, very tired...

getting there, though. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Bloody hell thats good !
careful some magpies don't nick it
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Thanks!, and good tip!
*loads 12-Bore*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# That's ver' nice :)
Am I the only one intrigued by what JPG had for breakfast that was of a comparable size?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Well,
It was 3 sausages (Musk's of Cambridge, natch), 2 fried duck eggs, 3 pieces of Duchy's streaky bacon, nearly half a black pudding, hash browns, strong coffee (fresh ground), and about half a liter of Orange Juice.

nyom nyom nyom. I'm feeling a bit full now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# That is a triple grade A star breakfast. I am fair seething with jealousy.
I had a Greggs sausage roll and am now feeling ill.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Cup of coffee and a smoke.
As per.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *wags finger at the Wow-ster*
Not enough duck eggs for my liking, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I can't eat first thing, makes me feel sick.
I need a good hour's worth of run up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *stares at monitor and starts to dribble*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Not again...
*changes Cap's nappy*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *giggles gleefully and toddles off to watch the Fimbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# some 'work' I've been doing . . . C];0)

Dux! Sheeps!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *waves back*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# this is fake.
a horse can't do that
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Well...it obviously can
*points at image*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# 'Blessed are those that believe even though they have NOT seen . . .
anyone that doesn't believe having seen is a mongtard.' John 4 v23


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# did you say Blessed? THE BLESSED!!

nobody likes me so I try to be funny. It doesn't help does it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
no . . . 'A' Blessed


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# LMFAO
...im hungover :( :(

But this made me smile :)
(Virulent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# amen brother
'never bloody anything ever.' Ritchie 2 v5
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Horses can do anything!

'specially Hobby Horses
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is excellente!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *brings in pyramid of Ferrero Rocher*
I'm really spoiling you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Proper lol
I love the bits of model stuck to him! Noicely done
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Yay! unexpected (waving) horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Yay! Hello Horsey.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# 40lb!
Jings Crivens and Help Ma Boab!

Go you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Thank you :)
I did take the first weigh when I was 1 week postnatal though so it's a bit of a cheat really, some of that would have come off without trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *waves*
Ningles, most honourable behatted sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *bows low*
*looks dishonourably up-skirt at woollen thong*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *stands in vaguelly uncomfortable manner*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# *waves*
'ning DTH, 'ning B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# NINGALL!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Hello young sweetener.
Y'alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# groovy ta
had random blues yesterday, but i've perked up now; had one of those showers that just seems to totally refresh everything in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Ahhh, yes. I know what you mean.
I'm going to go and get myself a lovely strong black machu piccu coffee, that'll sort me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# glug glug glug
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# yay!
expected horse
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# 'ning hossy
'ning the /bored
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Bless his little hooves!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
#
www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00353/POTD_17_06_0802_353604a.jpg
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Yay!
Now is that a very small horse or a very far away horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Heh
I was kinda expecting mister unlucky to land on HIS head in a shocking tiwst...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Sound our kid...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# pffft
christ
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# he is dead,
this is a clone
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hahahah, deserving of a good spanging :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Is heather shouting at him from the left?
Pft
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# On a music theme...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# haha
dance, you mentals!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# On a quo theme...


Ning btw
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# they also tried to cut the power:
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Aha! Popular Pylon makes a return!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# popular pylon was very popular
I was one of the last to post popular pylon before it became known as popular pylon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Which reminded me of this...
Possibly my best post ever!

www.b3ta.com/board/8028037
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# brill
if someone had replied to any of those..it would have been wrecked!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# It was a bit of a gamble....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I've got that card on my window sill
so my neighbours know I'm off my tits

QOAP!!
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Heeheehee, it'd make his singing more than fucking boring old maccayowl.
TJ:

blogs.guardian.co.uk/games/archives/2008/05/16/separated_at_birth_gekko_and_bigdog.html


What the shitting fuck. I can't see the video, only read the story, however googling bigdog brings results on image search.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Does this help?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww

That's the video. Creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# No Youtube at work!!
Time for workness

Be good, No fighting while I'm out and tidy your rooms
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# crikey
that's quite scary
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# oooh, yeah, ive seen that one
it is VERY creepy.

There is an excellent spoof of it about somewhere to, with 2 guys bent over and "dressed up" like the robot... Can't remember the link though :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Puntastic!


Mornin' Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Mornin' Barb!
How ya doin fella? Woo to the pic by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# a bit wrong..
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# ...bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Well,
I don't like semolina either
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Semolina = awesome
Tapioca = bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# oooh +10
I was having this conversation at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Tapioca is too reminiscent to what I imagine eating the
product of an overactive ovary would be like.

*squirrels points away before they can be taken away for disgustingness of recent comment*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Actually,
I don't mind semolina. Wouldn't go so far as "awesome", but it's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Semolina is great
but not out of a tin

the tinned stuff is Satan's arse catarrh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I don't think I've had that.
I don't even know how it's made, other than 'mum goes into kitchen, mum comes out with semolina'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# it's a bit like making couscous
except you cook it with milk and sugar

so, not at all like making couscous
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I don't make couscous.
It's like rice, but a disconcerting wrong sort of rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# couscous = boiled breadcrumbs
lasagne = boiled breadslices
spaghetti = boiled breadsticks
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Semolina with jam and a big piece of shortbread/shortcake
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# oh fuck
that actually made my mouth water
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Give her a black eye. It needs a black eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# haha
..no (I'm sporting two fading ones at the minute..not fun!)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# go on then, how'd it happen?
*gathers around*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Did you deserve them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# my sense of humour doesn't sit with some people..
whilst drinking with ppl round a camp fire, I called somebody a cunt and told him to shut up or I'd stick my cock in his mouth.. he jumped on me and smashed me in the face with an unopened can of lager.. till it burst. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# you sure?
I suspect you were pretending to fire a shotgun, jumped backwards over a table and banged your head.

Did you cry?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# cor, the scout movement has changed in the last 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Oh you bugger, I was drinking then.
Luckily no spillage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Jeezy Chreezy.
I say stuff like that all the time... I'd suggest getting better mates with better senses of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# wasn't a mate of mine..
glad my mates where there though, when they got him off me he went and fetched his
sledgehammer from his car..he was tackled by them about 4 feet from me with it raised above his head :-|
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# And so who brought him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# not sure..
there was friends, friends of friends etc. some I knew some I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# On Canvey Island
That Means he fancies you
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# You threaten to put your cock in peoples mouths?
This I'd pay to see
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# paypal
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Maybe it's
his sense of humour that you don't get.
Round here, spanging your mates with unopened cans of lager is the zenith of wit.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Did you get biffed
off a big, balding, two-dimensional yellow chap?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# *Hand tissue...

*She looks like she has a cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# *rabies
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Eat my ......
no that's just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# did you make this or just steal it from a toon porn website
I'd be willing to call this NSFW - toonporn.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# That's just because
you feel guilty cos it gave you a lob-on.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# my days of watching toonporn were over when
i saw tarunga leela depicted as a she male

Actually I'm just in a pissed off mood, feel the need to abuse people and the NSFW standards is one of my favourite things to whine about...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# your willing eh..
filthy mind. :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# my standards are being relaxed by the day
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# paedo
shes only 8
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Eww
EVERY time i see the 2012 olympics logo, i cant get the vision of lisa sucking off bart. I guess this has only made the visions more graphic...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Origami Domo-Kun
Photobucket

Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:34, archived)
# hehehehe!
I have Domo badges that Lady S covets, but she can't have them.

They're mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# I don't know why, but i read
Domo Badgers. I would love to see it shoped hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# oh so this...
but not me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:45, archived)
# There was a badger on the Bill Oddie thing I was watching last night.
And meeces. And tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# he's infested!
badgers on his tits and meeces in his beard.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# And hedgypigs as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)
# aaawww... what a lovely word....
ningles Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# When it comes to animals I have the annoying habit of talking like a five year old
I don't call horses 'horses', I call them 'poppos'. That was the word I used when I was a baby (no, don't know why, think it was my dad's baby word for them)

Ningles Senor Scaramanga!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
#
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovepoppos
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# that *was* Bill Oddie
hello capn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Hah, he was being typically rambunctious
Ningles N(ih)bus.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# we have baby foxes out the back of our flat
directly below us.

They come out at dusk and early morning and pretend to kill each other, soooo cute
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Awwwwwww how cute!
Only thing we get round here is a singular red kite (I'm going to get him some chicken) and the local mogs, who are lovely beasts.

Oh, and bats. Cutie ickle bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Ning Cap'n
We gets foxes, bats, millions of bunnies,
Oh and this
"A derelict oil terminal beside a giant superstore in one of the unloveliest corners of Essex has been found to have more wildlife per square foot than any national nature reserve. It has been described as "England's little rainforest" and is becoming a place of pilgrimage for scientists"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# BUNNIES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Miillions of the bastards
"A full audit of the site has not been completed, but in less than two years study it has already been found to be home to at least 1,300 species, including 30 on the UK "red list" of endangered species. Five of the UK's most threatened bumble bee species live here, including the rare Shrill carder bee. A ground beetle and a weevil not seen in 77 years and thought to be extinct have turned up and several insects so rare they have not been given English names have been discovered"

Can you guess where it is yet?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Not a clue, I've never been to Essex.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Sunny Canvey Island
Home to chavs, Dr Feelgood, Eddie and the Hot Rods and Vinegar Strokes

It truly is the arse end of the country
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Could be worse, Winehouse is meant to be moving into my county.
Another fucking celebrity. I wish they'd all piss off back to London where they belong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# (S)Winehouse wouldn't fit in where I live
She doesn't take enough drugs and her boyfriend's only been to jail once
Plus she hasn't got the obligatory kid named dwayne
which she had whilst at school
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Southend?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hehehehe
I remember some years ago, middle of the night, the neighbour's security light came on. It woke me up, so I looked out the window... In their garden was a fox crouched down, with its arse and tail in the air, then, just infront of it a frog jumped up. As it did, so did the fox. The two continued this for about 5 mins before the fox got bored and trotted off... was damn funny at the time
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# :D
There's a little brown bird of some description that likes to stand on our fence and sort of dance about. No real purpose to her doing it, she just occasionally has a tightropefence boogie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# haha
just made me think of the Mannequin Bird...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# The whoey-what-eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM_oUJAhKsI
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# They're so playful
We had the cubs last year too and there was one that took to sunbathing during the day and generally freaking the local birds out, even when it got older and full size.

I'm reasonably sure that's the one that has taught these cubs to come out while it's daylight too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I saw a kangaroo in my garden last night
Ran down stairs to get my camera
looked out the window n realised it was next doors greyhound having a shit
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Lady sovereign?!?!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Blah blah blah-blah BLAH blaaaah
In one ear and it come straight out the uvva....


My large 30 year old public schoolboy chum LOVES lady sovereign. And Daphne and Celeste.

Interestingly, his favourite band is Slayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# very cool!
edit: ok, I didnt wait for animation before I first replied

THAT IS ALL KINDS OF LOVELYNESS!!!!

have a *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:36, archived)
# thankies :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)
# BLAAAARB BLAAAAARB
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAARB!
Wednesday morning NING poem..

On the Ning Nang Nong, Where the Cows go Bong! and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning, Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang, All the mice go Clang And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong, Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning, Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang, The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

NING BOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# not your poem!
NAUGHTYSTEP!
here's spike milligan doing it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Still funny though and with Ning....
Ning Kebab!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# gday!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ningy ningningning, nonnnng
Ningy ning, ning, ningy nong...

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Hahaha
just as I was gonna scream REPOST!

Woo Yay.

'nings all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)
# that's the point ;)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:43, archived)
# :)
You got me!

*falls dramatically*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:48, archived)
# nings Tan!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:45, archived)
# 'ning Joe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Rwaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Aww, I have a soft spot for that little bugger
Also, can I be rude and TJ:
It has come to my attention that we are paying an obscene amount of money on gas at the minute, and having little practical experience of what a gas bill should realistically be I am unsure. We live in a one bedroom flat, admittedly with high ceilings but reasonably average useage other than that, comparison sites seem to estimate an annual bill of somewhere between £420 and £700 (though that's for a one bedroomed house I'm sure)...can anyone give me some real idea of what is being paid currently?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)
# :S
www.whatareweyourgasbillcheckingbitches.com
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
# we pay
about £5-600 for a 2 bed. And thats in fucking London (I'm sure it makes no difference, but everything is suppossed to eb more expensive...)

If you think you're being over charged, take a meter reading, ring em up and say you think you've been overcharged, and they re-calculate your bill.

We did that last year when we had a gas bill for nearly £400 for a quarter.

They sent us a new bill for £75... theiving cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
# heh, someone did an "estimate" eh?
the electric bill here has doubled somehow

they are all theiving scumming shit they know they can charge what they like and laugh all the way to the bank
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Hmm, no arguments there
I will ring them up but I want to know what I'm dealing with first, if it's really out by so much, and they think it's genuine, then I need to be able to ask what makes us so different rather than be told it's typical.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Have you got last years bill for the same period?
That's normally a good judge of whether something is amiss.

EDF rather foolishly print last years amount on the bill so you've got a quick comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# No, we've only been here just under a year

the key thing being that we set up a direct debit from a joint account we never really look at, just has bills going out, I had thought the payments were quarterly but they're actually monthly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# ouch
and you're definitely not in credit with them?

when we had ours installed they charged us an arbitrary £50 a month - then after a year they gave me £450 back and dropped the DD to £10 a month
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Nope.
We are with the electricity, same provider, because they just charge their same estimation every month, but the gas is only about £40 in credit over the whole year of paying!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# hmm
definitely sounds like something's up - do you know what the people in the other flats pay?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# No, but I'm going to ask now
Boo for rip-off merchant companies we're supposed to trust!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# heheh yeah
"Our primary concern is for our customers"

No it isn't. You're a business. Your primary concern is making money. Out of your customers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# it's probably correct
I won't use the word "right"

expect it to be even more next year
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:48, archived)
# I really refuse to believe we could be spending £87 a MONTH on gas
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# could well be borked
that's over double what the bill is here and I'm in a 3 bed semi

might be worth investigating
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Blimey, then it is, definitely
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# crikey
I pay £18 a month for ours (one-bed flat), but we've only got gas for central heating/hot water/shower - cooker is on the leccy

£87 a month is nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)
# We're on leccy too!
We do have the heating on most of the time when it's cold, but it's usually on a timer so it's off when we're out or in bed. I really don't think we're any more than average users.

I'm actually beginning to wonder if they're charging us for all three flats here
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm
*weighs in*

Now, I can't remember how much we pay in a one bedroomed high ceilinged flat because the wife deals with the utilities, BUT I've had a thought- could your timer be coming on when you don't realise?

Ningles lady ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# 'ningles sexy lady!
No, it's been off for ages now. Don't get me wrong, we've had it switched permanently on before when it's been really cold but that's not the norm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I think you could be right about them charging you for all the flats then.
But then, I can't remember what we pay for gas. I'll ask l'homme tonight and text you or the Prof. That is, if I remember. Actually, if I don't, could you text me and remind me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Yes, and that would be excellent of you
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# De nada!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I believe I own a gas rig with the £89 quid I pay
every chuffin month
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Is that a house?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# yeah but 3 bed
i think there is calc on uni strathclyde that has details on working out costs. i think
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I like this lots :D
3D-Domo
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
# hel-lo do-mo
'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
Woo! Am I the ONLY person that can spell BLAAAAAAAAARRB! correctly?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Daaaaayve!
*suffomacates*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Helllooooooo!
Our gas bill DD went from summat like £20 a month to £54 . . . C]:0\\


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# 'Ning :)
bet you never done a domo blaaaaaaarrb before.
so this one is for you.

*hands over*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# This is ace!
Though domo's mouth NEVER changes shape, so you have committed sacrilege!

Great job anyhoo - have some clickage.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Bathfish
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# haha, what an odd scene
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)
# oh you naughty little tread deleter
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)
# he he
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Bathfish2
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)
# you deleted my reply to this earlier
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# you outran me
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Follow up
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)
# hehe
fuckzokz. hehe
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# 18th June


Send me suggestions for pics and I'll draw them
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:23, archived)
# draw
a rat with rabies
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Nutkins, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:24, archived)
# draw a piggyback!!!!


PS woo to pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:26, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# lol
hahaha nice
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ahhhh, just isnt a good start to the morn' without a Pagetty pic on the board!
excellent, sir! - Kinda reminds me of the first shot of the crashed alien ship in "Alien"

edit: how about something with futuristic zeppelins?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:26, archived)
# This!
it was bugging me, but it definitely looks like that ship
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)
# LOLRATS
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Nutkins, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:03, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:05, archived)
# i think this is a tumour rather than rabies
it's also toap and disgusting.
4chan ========>
<========= rotten.com
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:07, archived)
# the tumour
has rabies
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Nutkins, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:08, archived)
# :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:09, archived)
# sorry, but no.
/ningles board
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Shirley, Terry should bve helping animals
not laughing at their misfortune...

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:14, archived)
# ^ this
you eight-fingered fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:16, archived)
# soppy cunts
this board used to be fun
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Nutkins, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:18, archived)
# yeah, when people didnt post pics of cancerous rats
:)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:19, archived)
# www.b3ta.com/rank_rat_disfigurement
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# It would have been completely different
if you'd used a kitten, but a f***ing rat? You sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:19, archived)
# p.s.
how many fingers do you have then?
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Nutkins, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Otters mean nothing to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Yes, i understand the joke
you are attempting except that calling Terry Nutkins an 8 fingered fuck doesn't have much bearing on the unfortunate events that lead to Mr Nutkins losing his two fingers, making him a 6 fingered unlucky fuck.
(i'm actually not the real Terry Nutkins by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Nutkins, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:24, archived)
# no, you don't say...?
and yes, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:25, archived)
# yes, i do say
and fuck off will you get back to world of warcraft, your energy levels are sapping
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Nutkins, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Warcraft?!
No thanks, I've had sex at some point in my life.

Somehow, I feel you've missed the humour in most of these replies...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# christ....
...that looks like my sister's mousemat.

Except her mousemat's funnier.

'ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Does ity have
a picture of a dog with elephantitus?

That would be hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:33, archived)
# is this the latest
thing grown on the back of a mouse? A huge bollock by the looks of things, I guess they got bored with growing ears on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)
# no no no...
they are growing whole rats on tumors now. It's the latest thing. Leave your rehydrated tumor on a petri dish of agar, on a windowledge, and in 2-3 weeks, you will have grown yourself your very own rat-on-a-tumor!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# So what SHOULD you grow on the back of a rat?
Over to you boffins
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Tits.
And then transfer this skill to squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)
# eww
Testes mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:27, archived)
# DOMINATION: COMMENCE NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:30, archived)
# phhewwip-phhewwip-phhewwip-phhewwip POP!
BLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:32, archived)
# Pfffff
morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry] PUMP, PUMP, PUMP IT UP!

12 Buttercream (real butter, 10% cream) Nazi Devilsfood Cupcakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:36, archived)
# compo it or i will eat them all like a big fatty.
where's my party hat?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Ok, composted.
You can wear the mudkip on your head if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:39, archived)
# i surely will.
trade you for a hunk of fearcake.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:45, archived)
# AFRICAN MISSILE DEFENCE PLAN OUTRAGE
/The Guardian
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:36, archived)
# AFCIRAN MISILE DEFECNE PALN OTUGARE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:59, archived)
# ha!
I actually get to buy a copy of The Times for less than £3.50 for the first time in nine months today...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:26, archived)
# this synchs perfectly with the shitty african accordion explosion music i'm listening to.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:36, archived)
# Nom nom nom!
(I Want Billy, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:39, archived)
# CAKEUMS

OK, ALSO: I like your picture, I really like the animation style. See it's not all about cake for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:40, archived)
# ALSO:
I think the sound is more like, schaWOoooop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:17, archived)
# nnnnyyyyyOOOOOMMMMMMmmmmm
*small belch*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)
# it is also about the ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:24, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that it actually is all about the cake
you just stop talking about cake when all the caketalk might start a cake backlash. A pre-emptive cakelash avoidance technique, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Yay cakes!
An endless supply.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:53, archived)
# that's what it feels like here these days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# I should go get some eggs.
Grabbed a handful of 0.79 cent NaziCake
paks at the dollar store earlier. Lemon
poppyseed ones aren't too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:43, archived)
# they sell a lot of pizzas here.
i'm always amused at the idea of people wanting a pizza prepared by the oh-so-italian doctor oetker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Actually, as much of the servant/slave class...
...came from the northern holdings of the Roman
empire, it might not be too far from its origins.

Also: I nipped out and got eggs. Oven is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:02, archived)
# ROAST THE EGGS FOR AN HOUR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:05, archived)
# INSIDE THE TOMATOES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:09, archived)
# WHOLE UNSHELLED ON A COOKIE SHEET AT 375Fº
See below.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
# 1375Fº, you mean.
fuck slow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Cook fast, fuck slow.
Sound about right too me.

Dozen devils food cupcakes in oven-- 19min to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:26, archived)
# COOK FASTER I'M HUNGRY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:37, archived)
# THEY HAVE BEEN COOKED.
COOLING. NOW, SOME ICING
MUST BE CONSTRUCTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)
# BUTTERCREAM OR GTFO.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:07, archived)
# K
edit: DONE!
www.b3ta.com/board/8473751
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:15, archived)
# HAHA!
Troll Recipe book might be a fun idea to make some eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
# take one pea, add half an egg and three pounds of salt. stir.
cook for nine seconds in a 3.5Fº bain marie until the worms emerge. season with salt and pepper to taste.

serves six.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:20, archived)
# There's a slow way of cooking eggs
where you just float them in warm water for a long time. The idea is to cook them more evenly, so that if you time it right the whole egg can be perfectly cooked.
Personally though I think 'perfectly cooked' is a preference, not an absolute state. I could be wrong in this instance though. I've never had an egg cooked that way.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
# i should fuck with some eggs soon.
i haven't done much with them other than baking since the tomato-egg apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:15, archived)
# EGG HANGI
Where is Rapitinui, anyway?

Surely he isn't still busy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)
# I don't know.
I haven't seen him for ages. ALSO: cockweasle hasn't been around much in the gayshift IT'S A DISGRACE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:29, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO CLEAN THEIR ACTS UP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:37, archived)
# DOMINATION IS NOT A PART-TIME ACTIVITY.
TOTAL COMMITMENT TO THE CAUSE IS EXPECTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:36, archived)
# CRU 4 TRU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I FEEL ABANDONED. I WILL EXACT A TERRIBLE REVENGE.
bastards probably have real lives.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:38, archived)
# REAL LIFE IS A MYTH PERPETUATED BY SOAP COMPANIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:42, archived)
# i must be doing it wrong.
none of my slaves have any class at all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:10, archived)
# om nom nom nom
nom nom nom woo
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:00, archived)
# wormhole cake tends to be very good.
like this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:14, archived)
# Cakebear!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:15, archived)
# I SUMMON YOU!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:18, archived)
# *rises from the cake*
hallo there mister. cake is half eaten/given away.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Interesting...
which half remains?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:26, archived)
# it's a delicious math problem.
the body and the dark head remain intact. i gave away the yellow head and a wing, and have eaten the rest.

tomorrow is the healthy cookery show, with croutons, broccoli soup and hummous to be made.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Tomorrow sounds healthier
and definitely more to my taste.
I made tomato soup with gnocci the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:34, archived)
# mmm, with poison tomatoes?
homemade gnocchi? croutons were supposed to be tonight's adventure but my bread didn't stale quickly enough.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:36, archived)
# No this was emergency short-order food
so no homemade gnocchi. But we did make some here one time, and it came out really well. I was very surprised, it all looked pretty dubious to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:57, archived)
# it's easy enough but certainly not quick.
i buy fresh on occasion, but i'm off white pasta pretty much now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:22, archived)
# isn't that just gnocci with tomato soup?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:38, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF KEY CAN'T OPEN A DOOR?
GNOCCHI!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:40, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:42, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:54, archived)
# It does sound like it, I agree, but it's COMPLETELY different.
I'd explain, but it's pretty technical.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Yow
Lima is going fucking mental here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:57, archived)
# FUCKING PERUVIANS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Too much flake :)
He's ok now. He just went on a temporary rampage.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:00, archived)
# mentil: 10.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Ah, that made me laugh.
He was just running up and down the hall yowling and attacking something in the front room.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:02, archived)
# i love it when cats see phantoms.
we used to have luna moths around when i was a kid. the cats would leap higher than i've ever seen when the moths would fly around.

i went out and watched the bats last night, may go out again to do so in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:12, archived)
# I get fantastic batswarms in the evening
usually just after they've all been scared out of the botannical gardens, they fly north to the nearest colony.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:33, archived)
# nice!
we just have normal little brown guys here, and i watch them buzzing the streetlights eating bugs. if i wave my hand they fly up to investigate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# sorry...
(alloydog, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# "wildcat also loves cock"
www.eyje.com/pictures/animals/The_Most_Adorable_Cat_in_Russia
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:35, archived)
# Aka "FishCat"
Popular fellow on the LolBeast boards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:39, archived)
# I'm not that popular
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# i would love to come home one night and find wildcat and a catfish in my bathtub.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:42, archived)
# But he has laser eyes. He'd burn your soul.
With a catfish. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:13, archived)
# it'd be worth it. he's a handsome cat.
my soul is pretty much incinerated righ now anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:16, archived)
# Yeah. Drugs stopped working. I've resorted to cats for my excitement.
I guess it's just seeing people who let their cat swim in their tub, eat chickens in the bedroom, and lick their Sylvester that make me happy.

The world needs more crazy cats. And squirrels.

Argh, I'm too tired to b3ta. I had a great bike ride today. Good night internet!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:28, archived)
# nighty-night.
i'm off squirrels these days. they've been in my seedlings, the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Wild Cat imposes a reign of terror!
That's crazy! The thing rules that guy's life.

Wild Cat even watches him while he's wanking to the net.

I love his Captain Beefheart face while tearing a chicken apart. Inside the god damned house.

This is simply...WILD.


PPPSppssss- I love the look on that other cat's face as he'sbeing licked to death by WILDCAT!!!

Pppsssssssss- God damnit!!!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Wild Cat loves Normal Cats
this is priceless..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:41, archived)
# i WANT billy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:09, archived)
# wots up doc?


1680x1050
Click for bigger (255KB)
(Captain Black, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Very smooth.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:22, archived)
# LAWLZORS
In the spirit of crude public displays of fwapping.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# pearost ...
how it feels to experiance a suddent break-up when you thought everything was ok

(Virulent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Q&D ROBINBUTSEX
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)
# OH YES!
hahaha fantastic
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I should have picked something other than a green monster. [/;-D
GYLI
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)
# this event could be a team sport. synchronised, too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:26, archived)
# LOLOLOOLOLOLOL


Oh fucking hell its late. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Why Fanwanking of course!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# :( OMG GET OFF THE FAN U PISS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
# BAT WANKING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
#
I think I already went there.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# HA!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# i watched a documentary
about the joke 'the aristocrats' today
it was ACES!
and this reminded me of it.

does the sound of an animated epic version of the joke appeal to other people as much as it does to me?
*sets out master plan for animation course next year*
(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# hahaha
Is that the one with the Mime version? it is all of the aces.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:53, archived)
# hahaha, oh no!
;)

night matey. i'm out too, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# G'night you mad, lovely fool.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# LOLOLOL, cya.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# *sets the fan on top speed*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:35, archived)
# all dones


Reference:
www.dreams-cars.net/images/Galerie/Shelby/Shelby_Cobra_427_1967/Shelby_Cobra_427_1967_01.jpg
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# dave?
Its rather good yo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# very bloody nice that
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# i understand the effort involved in this...
...so i gotta give it props.....it fucken rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# that am nice
Extra kudos if you did it without the use of an undo button! Is it digital or what?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# airbrushed.
100%
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# cor
*salutes in admiration*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:53, archived)
# that's a Very nice car
the front bumper looks a tiny bit off to me. the front right wheel section looks too large or something. only slightly though.

i give it 9 awesomes out of 10 :)
(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# well its only my 4th project with an airbrush,
and it was done by eye, (one which was taped shut cause i got something in it, the other which was all hazy from drinking and getting paint in it by accident, and my glasses were at lens-crafters)

Other 3 Projects:

www.b3tards.com/u/3bdc01dd70c40de2b914/helmet1.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/3bdc01dd70c40de2b914/cityshot.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/3bdc01dd70c40de2b914/case12345678901.jpg
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# oh gosh i like your computer
it's Fancy schmancy :)

and only 4th project. that's good man. airbrushing is so wierd compared to drawing with a pencil, first time i tried to draw anything with an aerosol can (sorta the same really...) i was like eugh! what the hell! i can't control anything!

it's not wonder grafiti art is so big. it has to be!
(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# i did some graffiti work with my aribrush
it looks weird but its fun
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Maybe his wheel had just grow?
;D

EDIT: How unfathomably rude of me sirrah - I bow to your incalculably fantastic drawing skillage! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)
# oh yes
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Wheels look much better.
Not bad before, but that does 'finish' it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# The 'widow maker' AC Cobra..
Nice arts!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# O.o
*clicky*
(Captain Black, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# well done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:48, archived)
# there is a bit of tweak in the front wheel - top inwards
I used to do car renderings in design school (way back in the punch-card CAD era) and it was always tricky getting turned wheels to look right. If you look at your photo sauce, see how the highlights on the rubber make the top of wheel look more upright. Light things look closer, dark things look further away.

it is a tiny, subtle thing - otherwise it is WAY woo! I wish could have done so well (ended up NOT working in Detroit as a car designer, a good thing...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:59, archived)
# very nice indeed
the only thing I would say is that it doesn't sit on the background because of the reflections: it's reflecting the sky rather than the infinite white environment into which you have placed it. But very nicely done all the same.

clicky clicky
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# oh no
(Cunting for Agatha oh no, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
OH YES! Thankyou :DD
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)
# big hatstand pfffttt...
fuckin loveit!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# mongychops?
haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# ha ha...
...that sucks......no that's funny...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# 1st!
haha!

WHAT IS CRABSHAG!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# the full horror of the situation didnt really hit me at first
now i want to know what happens next! is he gonna die!?! oh noe!!!
(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# CRABSHAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# ROBINBUTSEX!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Everything appears to be in order here.
Carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:16, archived)
# "my titting henry"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:20, archived)
# i read crabshag as crashbag and it didn't hurt the funs one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahaah
Fuxache... this is the genius
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:10, archived)
# There is no such thing as mind bleach..
While I was setting up a new HP laptop at work today, I saw this logo on screen.



B3TA corrupts the mind..haha

EDIT: 'night
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# hahahaha
just so long as it has none of their rubbish "openview" s/w you be laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# It's not my mine..
Just set it up for one of the staff.

(I deleted all pre-installed software as usual before handing it over)

am REALLY gotta sleep now
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# have a good one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# fucking HP
my laptop automatically updated its software last night and it killed all my sound drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:33, archived)
# "Look everyone, its a pig in welli...FAIL"
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# ...i could just die!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# death+pigs
=lulz
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# lulz?
death + pigs = B A C O N !
nom nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# YOU KILL MY CAT!

I CUT YOUR FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Frankenstiens cat
Is that any way like schrodingers cat?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Not frankenstien :(
Ivan the crazy Russian.

Sheesh. Doesnt anybody even pay attention to the title tags any more? :P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# of course not
this aint no xkcd!

also, this reminds me of nathan barley. where dan ashcroft gets half a haircut. heh. awesome.
although less face-cutting and more hair cutting.
(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# GEEK PIE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# YES!!!
(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# "I'll have a coffee, black, please."
"Yeah, can I have the same?"
"Yeah and can I have some scrambled egg in mine?"
"Yeah, I think I'll have egg in mine too."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# not another Barley off please
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# "oh yeah, and some smoked salmon in mine"
"haha this is mental. yeah smoked salmon in mine too"
*nathan drinks*
"ha ha! that means i win! i win this one!"

ahh brilliant.
although... the series confuses me somewhat. it's supposed to be a satire on like... idiots. right? but half the stuff they do IS funny. because of it's pure level of retardedness.
(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Well I think that was due to the fact that it was written by Charlie Brooker AND Chris Morris.
Chris Morris tends to usually do quite dark and dry satire, whereas Charlie Brooker usually fills his stuff with absurdist wankers showing his hatred for every human lifeform.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)
# ha
yeah.
i read his column.

though it was spoiled a little bit by seeing him on screenwipe... because he came across as this slightly awkward geek
which made his hatred seem a little less righteous, and a little more pathetic.

which is a shame...
(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Screenwipe is amazing though.
Also the rage is mainly ironic, such as him saying TV psychics should die alone in prison cells with no windows. The whole idea is that he's not a violent or even particularly angry person, he's the kind of generally passive person who gets really fucking annoyed at people and due to his nature can't really actually get annoyed at them.

Also you should answer my proposition down there for a collab and/or sex.
Thus is the whole crux of Charlie Brooker, he wants to fucking kill everyone with an axe but he can't because he's a passive man.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)
# no no of course
but i think he works better in words than in person.
the main reason probably being because he's a writer, not an actor.

also i did. go read.
(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)
# I don't know.
I'd say Screenwipe is pretty pretty brilliant and I don't have too much difficulty seperating his behaviour in it and in his non-screenburn columns (which are the ones which generally have all the threats of violence and swearing in). The columns are generally him railing against the fucking travesty that we call society in his typically misanthropic way, whereas Screenwipe is a postmodern self deprecating take of television. I think without his constantly insulting himself he wouldn't be able to get away with the irony and the scenes with him shouting at runners really violently. Otherwise he would have just seemed like an angry twat instead of an angry intelligent post modern twat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Oh you do that aswell
I thought it was only discomeats

I will in future look at the tags on your wicked bad pictures
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Me and Discomeats made a super secret pact a while back
to leave each other sexy secret messages in our title tags.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# And for a while, at least, it was cool.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# If only I knew how to do brilliant images and tag them
I would consider it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)
# This is super secret awesome HTML wizardry. Listen close: <img src="http://imagelocation" title="supersecretmessage"/>
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Yes it does :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I can almost 'smell'
the right hand side of the picture.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# His face is cut
Did he kill someone else's cat? If so, I call karma.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# He got that back in the Ukraine.
Something to do with Monkey Knife fights or something.
Get him pissed on vodka and he'll tell you all about it.
Hell, he'll tell the whole bar about it. Crazy Ivan.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Shit, that's Crazy Ivan?
I didn't recognise him without the angel wings.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I love this.
I love this under the influence.
(genesis, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# *FEARS*...

(it gave me gas)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Quim rocket VI is go!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)
# in russia, cat cuts you
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)

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