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(cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)

i think she's awesome and if she put some weight on i'd look after her

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)

As married as I am..

I agree with this.

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mikenco, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)

i think she's a skinny crack whore who had potential

but now really needs to just die in an overdose in a crack den, but no one knows for a few days and three people give her anal without realizing she's dead.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)

get rid of the hair,

make up,
crack,
and general shit attitude
and she might be acceptable.
Otherwise she should be shot.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)

Her jaw messes with my eyes.

I still find this woman oddly wonderful.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)

I find her just plain odd

Edit: Fuck it - night b3ta

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

you and me both mate

/ac

i will soon have an /ac for for every occasion. i will no longer have to think of anything original. cool

edit: i'm going add an anticipatory "fuck off, jeru" here

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

Thats a shit mouse and keyboard

/ac

I seem to be failing in decent ac's

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)

its two inchs shy of average

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)

gaz lol

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)

and someone pushing her eyes out from behind

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)

Well, would YOU want to die with a dirty nutsack?

/ac

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)

fast and also bulbous

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)

Chess porn! (again)

/ac

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)

thats because we're not wearing pith helmets and bright redcoats.

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)

Like Malaria and sickle cell anemia you are immunised by being a complete and utter pansy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)

STOP LAUGHING AT MY RADIOACTIVE FACE

/ac

its weird how many of these /acs are in response to me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)

That's because we all hate you.

Also are you the one who is constantly playing Monkey Island style point and click games?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)

not constantly no. nor at all really.

i'm more of a late 90s rpg fan. why?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)

Found some free indie point and click games.

I think it must have been epiphany....or peterhsazxzzxzx whatever he is called. You people all blur into one.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)

that might just be early onset alzheimers

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)

Or it might be the fact I've cum in your ear.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)

*checks* nope....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)

Awww your little disappointed face.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)

your facial hair isn't that good

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)

Hahaha, it so is.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)

I hope someone shouting "YO, ABORTEES. GIMME SOME SKIN" activates fat people's laser-vision

/ac

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)

the earth is a citrus fruit

/ac

i like yours, any idea of the context?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)

It was from the original thread with that image I think.

www.b3ta.com/board/8513426

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)

Haha, that it was.

Including:

I like the fact that it looks like every person at this rally could eat me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)

That's because you are tiny and can easily fit in between two pieces of bread.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)

FOR GODS SAKE, GET YOUR HAND OFF HER TITS AND GET BACK TO WORK.

/ac

It was a picture with some kind abortion rally going on, I forget exactly what it was, but some of the autocompletes from the talk surrounding it are fun.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)

steamy from fictional nazi fetishists?

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)

More like his butter has a turquoise butter on it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)

"if you hit me at 30 miles an hour there's an 80% chance i'll live to sue"

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)

Ninjas are cunts.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)

OH MY GOD THATS NOT A WAND!

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)

GHOST PORN, PORN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)

I feel like Nicholas Lyndhurst in one of the worst sitcoms ever.

/ac

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)

WHY WILLIE NELSON? WHY DID YOU APPEAR IN A JESSICA SIMPSON VIDEO?

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)

Pneumatic drilldo?

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)

fuck that, cat cunts reek

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)

shhh don't mention logic....

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)

i fucking hate my gran, seriously, she's a cunt.

/ac

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)

*clasps own backside firmly with many a furtive look*

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)

Have you seen Winemouse?

It's like, ooowwwh Amy, aaawwh!

She looks like she needs huggles.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)

i haven't

i think she just needs a few good meals and decent nights sleep.

and no more crack

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)

Providing you have raps of cocaine hidden under your armpits.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)

Why is it that you always pop up when I mention Winemouse, eh?

'ning though.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

When have you even mentioned her before?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)

NOT THE BABY MICE, NOOO!

DON'T DROP IT, ARGH!

ring any bells?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)

I think that was just you being weird about mice more than anything...

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)

I'll hug her after you've hugged her, washed her, and had an AIDS test.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)

Aww :(

Poor things got Emphysema now, I reckon she's probably had her fair share of blood tests.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)

that did make me do a sad chuckle

she's what 20 something and has emphysema?

AMY PLEASE STOP SMOKING CRACK! SOME OF US WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOUR NEXT ALBUM!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)

Amy Winehouse: The Tom Waits Years

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)

"you don't meet nice girls in coffee shops"

tom waits best lyric

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)

yes, i would be inclined to agree.

just noticed your sig... :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)

that made me do the proper lols last night :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)

poor tsssatttrtrtssrr

a little drink and he gets all subversive.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)

i like him, i just wish he wouldn't do things like that :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)

What's this, what's this?

Gossip?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)

just tststststsr being a bit of a bell last night by posting text in new threads when he's drunk

my sig is dbroons response to him

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)

Ohh righty. I saw that in 'Friend's Activity' ashally.

He seems to do it pretty often, which is odd.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)

thats why we're getting pissed off with it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)

haha

cracking

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)

from what I saw of glasto on tv, I thought she sang well

for a smack head

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)

I didn't see much, and when I was watching she was barely singing and out of tune.

I guess I just picked my moments badly.

I hear she's got a mean right hook though.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

for someone who was just outa hospital with a lung disease

singing on stage couldn't have been easy.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)

Fair point.

She did look fucked off her tits during the bits I saw.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)

And when twats are throwing stuff at you

It's great to come out of hospital and have shit thrown at you when you're doing something you love.

(AshTeamRacing, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)

from what i saw she sang like an asmatic ant

who'd been snorting coak off stage.

she may be laying off the crack from doctor orders but she was clearly dabbling in other class a sustances.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)

WOULD!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)

Quick, dirty, but fast

Edit: BBC News: French shooting show injures 16

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)

I wrote a reply under here in grey. See how you like it.

Edit: is that the original sign? I thought I was missing something.

and, upon reading the story, bloody hell.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)

Yup,

I nicked if from a Frog news site

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)

well, poor colour contrast choice by the sign-writer then

tsk

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

Here

French news. In French.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)

an excuse to post my favourite image yet

one day it will be fp'd

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)

Well here goes a click to get you started.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)

Quick

but fast?

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)

Feck me, that's a bit scary!

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..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)

Coming Soon...Again, and again....and again

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)

Hancock AND a CDC?

It's nice to see something original at last

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)

Potatoing Magentacock was too much trouble

But Will just loves the bandwagons

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

COCKTOAP!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

COAP Shirley?

(Kinky Robot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)

whale thames...etc

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)

in the thames? NO WAI? FTW????!!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

There's a whale in the thames??

OMG tell me more!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

apparantly yeh

I just saw it on the news after seeing Spleen's work.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)

I must tell everyong there is a whale in the thames!

Everyone, there's a whale in the thames!
It was on the news!
No-one else saw that right?
I'll tell you anyways!
Whale! In the thames! Who'd have thunk it?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

Mancock can fling it out to sea!

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

Cockhulk

Whale+Thames+CDC = whale in the thames.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)

Shit theres a whale

Just air lift the twat out of there thats what helicopters are sodding for

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

But that's too simple!

But wait... there's a whale in the Thames??

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

Dinner for all!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

thats well out of order

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

What, just flaccid then?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

pft.

*fake flirts*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)

*fake slips hands down knickers and rubs joy button*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)

So's your Mum etc.

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

oo get you!

*fake flirts*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)

Dear Kitty Vomit

You know you want it and you love it

Signed

Ronnie Spleen

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)

dear ronnie

probably!

BUT SSSSSSSSSHHH!

LOVE
THEE KITTYVOMIT

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)

*straps on bear-nose lady pleaser*

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)

PPPWWWWWWWWWWOAH

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)

bandwagon over, I win.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

aahahah

yes indeed, i believe I started it, so i'll let you finish it....HERE.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

Oo-er

All over Will's face

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)

Q/D

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

i'm glad i wikipedia'd before posting RIS

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

I think Starbuck's is an extremely silly name for an extremely successful international coffee chain

IE: I don't get this atall

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)

The company is named in part after Starbuck, Captain Ahab's first mate in the book Moby-Dick, as well as a turn-of-the-century mining camp (Starbo or Storbo) on Mount Rainier. According to Howard Schultz's book Pour Your Heart Into It: How Starbucks Built a Company One Cup at a Time, the name of the company was derived from Moby-Dick, although not in as direct a fashion as many assume. Gordon Bowker liked the name "Pequod" (the ship in the novel), but his then creative partner Terry Heckler responded, "No one's going to drink a cup of Pee-quod!" Heckler suggested "Starbo." Brainstorming with these two ideas resulted in the company being named for the Pequod's first mate, Starbuck.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)

I thought it was named after the dodgy bloke in "Annie"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)

That's because you have no understanding of Tesco value force

Edit: and in a bizarre twist of fate AtB is blasted like a Cylon by Mystery Bob's more articulate, cultured and (let's face it) funny reply

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)

Even Better!! I'm on a roll....

Click for bigger (178KB)

(kwality8, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)

SEAMTASTIC!

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)

pffft

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

WELCOME TO THE SEAMSIDE *jumps in on oppertunity*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)

I AM FEELING AROUSED!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

SEXUAL

LOL

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

*replaces "jeru" with "bedlam" and steals*

/ac

my /ac makes for an odd reading

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

I have too many /acs that begin with "fuck"

which I find unbecoming of an academic.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)

you're almost too

1337 at photoshop.

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)

Whinehouse?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)

Hahahaa!

What the bloody hell :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

I gone made a seam horse

He needs battery to power the gattling guns
And he exhausts lynx africa as waste gases

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

What's the firey dude for?

Just looking cool? :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)

Fire gremlins assits horse in all manner of businesses

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

All manner of chortling here

Splendid

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)

WOW

MUCH WOW

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

Would look better...

with a sport pipe!

(kwality8, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)

Better?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)

No...

other end, like a chavved-up Nova!

(kwality8, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

Oh ok

I cant be bothered to do that now
Itll just have to stay like it is

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)

haha wtf?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

I dunno, really,

but I like taking the piss out of these fuckwits...

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..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)

I'm against picketing;

I just don't know how to show it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

it'll never get better if you picket

/pratchett blog

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

Pocketing

/vowel please Carol.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)

they're on dave + 1 right now.

bunch of bigoted wankers.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

It's a bit of a fish/barrel scenario.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

Fishbarrel....

is that like Catbus?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

No its more like catdog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

CatDog. Now there was a highbrow cartoon.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)

all along in the world was the little catdog

it speaks about how persecuting people because they are different to you is eventually fruitless as we are all of one being at the end of the day.

deep stuff.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)

*tries to remember the theme song to it*

Alone in the world with a little CatDog is all I an remember

Edit: Oh yes

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=y-m_GddZmPQ

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)

I once watched that in France.

CHAT-CHIEN

CHAT-CHIEN

CHAT-CHIEN

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)

I know, but I'm out of hummus for this compo,

aaaand why not...

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..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

ahahah

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

Hahaha

'Babyliss, you cunt!' was the best.

The best what, I do not know, but it was certainly the best something.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)

i think it goes in the "sort of a bandwagon" category.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

Is it still a bandwagon if no one understands what it's about though?

I only saw the advert like a week or so afterwards and just cracked up laughing.

Ohhh Babyliss.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

I still don't know what it's about.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

^this

i haven't seen the ad either
am i missing much?

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)

Not the actual ad but sort of explains it pretty much.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)

haha

ooooooh right...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)

the model in the video looks incredibly glum while the other woman's talking

is it wrong that i just watched a 2 minute video instructing me on how to curl my hair?

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)

arf!

I don't regret her abortion.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

woo here they come!

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

Babyless?

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..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

you cunt

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how the fuck did this come about?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)

the pic?

or the pearoast?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)

*searches*

*finds*
we are the lemonandlime's cartoons were the best

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)

*snort*

I likes that, I does. =]

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

here's a thought.

if they hate america,and everything "evil" in america,then WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL LIVING IN AMERICA??!?!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)

If they hate fags so much

they could move to a state like California, where they have a smoking ban.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

If they moved to Iraq they wouldn't be special!

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..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

Hahaha!

Much better, thankyou! :D

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..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)

this is what i thought the entire way through that theroux show

"seriously what the fuck happened to him to hate gays so much?"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)

Well since they've recently re-defined fags to mean anyone who disagrees with their world view,

it's become a different argument. It seems they have some sort of agenda to simply annoy folks.

What's most intriguing to me is apparently they're somehow making lots of money out of it.

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..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)

ah yes the "fag enablers"

zomgwtf? fag enablers? f'real?
i remember reading one article on them that suggested the grandad was actually a performance artist

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)

haha yes "fag enablers"

got an enraged chuckle from me.

No, fag, you're not allowed. So we win. Crack out the nigger-blood, darling, I've got me a thirst.

Edit: Slightly related awfulness www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN5rHbkCdOA

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)

well here's the weird part.

guess who was the trailblazing lawyer who helped lead the way to racial equality in their state? grandpappy.
the plot thickens

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)

the beardy bloke at the start?

I find that hard to comprehend.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

I find them hard to comprehend,

but then, I always find anyone that causes nothing but negativity and hurt without any personal gain very hard to comprehend.

Seriously, I just don't get it, the motivation eludes me completely, and it scares me that such people exist.

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..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)

mmmmm there ain't no smoke finer than hand picked, dried and shredded homosexuals

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)

yay!

signs all done.

*smokes and looks hard, but not in a gay way*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)

*smokes Cock and looks hard, but not in a gay way*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)

*Smokes gay and gets way hard cock, but look!

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..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)

*prints on t-shirt*

*sells in japan*

*profits*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)

I do not have knowledge at what you may mean,

Happiness! Have Good Day!

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..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

the best japanese t-shirt i've ever seen was

"YOU WANT TO
MAKE FUCK
WITH ME...

BUDDY?"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)

No fecking way!?

Hahahaha!

Mind, how many times do you see folks here with Japanese and Chinese symbols on their T-Shirts, or even tattoos, I do wonder if it's as amusing to them...

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..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)

Yes, quite so.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)

Admit it - this makes you smile!

Click for bigger (171KB)

(kwality8, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

Aww, their noses!

Hehe!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

*Brings mashed potatoes*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

Mashed potay mashed potay mashed potay...

Mashed potay mashed potay mashed potatoes

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

Awww

Big headed badgers!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

I think I must've nearly run over half a dozen badgers this year on my bike

seriously wouldn't want to hit one of them, they're a bit tough...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

They're after something.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

Torsos.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

Picnics

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

Both perfectly cromulent answers.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)

are there mushrooms and snakes not far behind?

blimey i haven't watched that in years!

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

There's much room for improvement

so I'm sure you could sneak something in there.

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)

ahahaha

NOOOO SNAAAAKKEE, OH ITS A SNAKE...

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)

MINDPISS!

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)

I admit it, I admit!

Just stop hurting me...

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..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

Mushroom mushroom.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)

Suddenly, it all becomes clear...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

Good

When it becomes clear to me I shall let you know ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

happy b3taday

you fine thang.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

Thank You!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

Have a mini jaffa:

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..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

Yay! Mini ones

This means I can eat two at a time.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)

ZOMGCANDLE

happy b3taday Pot. DTH takes over at 12... :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

So I see

I'm sure he will have lots of cake.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

Candlepot!

Happy flowerday!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

Thanks, Mr Stoat!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

haha

i love how even when ant and dec are directors, producers and presenters of a program that is implicated in vote rigging, they can still get away with being loveable scamps who "didn't know anything about it, honest"
however, i do not love robert mugabe

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)

Quickly! Shoot them in the eyes with paint!

It's their only weakness!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)

hahaha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

I'm fresh out of ideas for new pictures

apart from this poor effort :(

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

i imagine you are aware this has been done

but never with a very grinny car or a truly fucked motorbike

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

The car only smiles

because he knows he's about to crush a BMW motorbike rider.

Smug cunts.

(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

yeah but they're all motorbikes jumping cars..

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

only because that's the way the sign is

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

and I'm the first to do car jumping a motorbike

so nyer nyer nyer nyer :P

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

The bike will be fine.

If you'll remember, the Blue Car took the Milky Way.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

Now I have that in my mind!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

eh?

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

Fuck, I didn't realise it was this old...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF9nkpVHzrY

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

I didn't realise it was so cringe-worthy!!!

*grinds teeth and shudders*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

You love it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)

jesus.... i remember that.

1989? that must one of my earliest memories then as i'd have been two.

christ how sad. an earliest memory being of an advert

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)

I'm almost certain it was kicking around later than that

I would have been four in 1989 and at the time we were living in Holland without English TV, so I suspect it was on again in 1991 or 1992 which is when I remember it from.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)

*grins and clicks this post*

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

oh jesus christ

I haven't had that in my head since I was like... six.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

hahahhahahha I havnt seen that before

/saracsm blog

No disrespect intended

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

motorbike jumping car you mean?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

Yeah sorry late tired cranky

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

The new impreza is fucking horrible

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

no it fucking isn't

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

it fucking well is

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

I can assure you that no car is fucking me

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

hahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

Its a horrible looking focus/civic hybrid hatchback

bring back the 1995 model!

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

no car looks like me either

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

It all started going downhill when they brought in the bubble headlights

Then they thought.. hmmm... people dont like this look.. lets bring the old headlights back... but lets fuck around with the rest of the car.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

I think you have missed the joke; still.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

no I got the joke

but thanks for asking

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

Yes it does.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

bubble headlights ruined the look

the rectangular headlights were an important visual feature

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

^This.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

yes, it fucking is

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

Well he's clearly going to die.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

Red Arrows?

Click for full roady goodness (600k)

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

ace :D

I like that. It isn't very funny, but it's awfully pretty. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

Er...

I'll take that as a compliment - thanks!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

*chuckles*

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)

Brilliant,

simply.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)

Hahahaha!

Woo!

Guess what? I COULDN'T WAIT!
CANDLE DAY TOMORROW!

Gimme gimme gimme some cayke after midnight

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

is your snail snapping that string with the power of it's mind?

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

CAKE... ROD... HOLD!

VERY GOOD!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

oo thats fancy.

what do you use to make your hats?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

i guess paint

do i win £5?

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

DAMN!

*hands over a fiver*
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

wotcha Sir

I am awaiting the hour...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

sweet

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

Paint

and powerpoint to transparent them . . . no seriously! Powerpoint!
n-night

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

powerpoint?!

seriously?!

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

Haha I draw vectors in Keynote.

Used to use Appleworks before I upgraded my Mac!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)

Oh no! Your rope is being.... very... slowly... chewed!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

HAPPY B3TADAY

In about an hour

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

Yes

on numerous levels :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

pffft!

nicely done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

Ronseal

likes and clicks (whilst enjoying a cheeky lol)

(Kinky Robot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)

Big Willy style?

Click for harder (83KB)

(Teesside Arab You can't spell Mark hately without HATE, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)

He'll go wanting.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

"Boomf saka paka boomf paka saka bommf saka"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

you're going to go home

and find your embassy's been bombed

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

or even burned

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

This ^

Awesome!

(Teesside Arab You can't spell Mark hately without HATE, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

I'm trying really hard to spot something extremely subtle.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)

Cat Bus.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE CATBUS

SO MUCH

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)

me too

fucking top film

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

Definitely.

OH PISS, I've just b3ta'd my tea cold :(

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

arse

i hate it when that happens

at least my garage is sorted noe though
/tangent

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

My mum's going to climb Mount Elbrus.

*carries on with the random theme*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

cool

kangaroos have four vaginas

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)

That means you'd need six guys to perform an airlock on one.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)

Airlock?

NO! Don't elaborate.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

you've guessed by now

i hope

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

I have a pretty good idea...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

i don't envy the guy who gets it's mouth

they're not short of teeth

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

or the pouch

there's a whole joey there

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

i love the way your mind works

*snuggles*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

I love the way your shirt works with those trousers.

*snugglerape*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

this is because red t-shirts with American Gothic printed upon them go well with faded black skinny jeans

*snugglerapeblocks*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

american gothic the words

or american gothic the font?

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

the painting

on the t-shirt its just the outlines on negative space with "Pitchfork Records, Concord, N.H." beneath.

dullest town ever

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

Oh snazz!

*wants*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

ooh

*intrigued*

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

Dullest?

You haven't been to Cedar Falls, Iowa.

*shudder*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)

Oh noes

But that reminds me
*goes put kettle on*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

oh tea sounds like such a plan (although possibly not cold)

12-hour rehearsals today have left me tired and achey

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

12 hour rehearsals for what?

I'm all intrigued.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)

i feel that this conversation has possibly happened before

it's this thing :)

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)

Opera, wooow.

You good?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

ha, well not really opera

but yeah, we're not too bad :) i have lines and singing and stuff too!
it's just the 17-million quick costume changes that really get to me

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

just do it naked

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

haha it might just work...

what is awesome is that my policeman's hat has a label saying village people in the brim

(

charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

what the fuck is it?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

IT'S A BUS

WHICH IS A CAT.

From 'My Neighbour Totoro'. Such a fantastic film.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

its a frickin' awesome

film indeed.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

the only thing that annoys me about that film

is that before i saw it, i thought 'tot or oh'
but the yank dubbing has it as 'tow tor oh'

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)

never watch

miyazaki with dubbing, always subs.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)

bollocks to that

cartoons only work properly when dubbed

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)

Lies

the only miyazaki film that works well with the overdubbing is Spirited Away.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

howl's castle works fine dubbed

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

that fire creature is so fucking cute

possibly more cute than the soot things in spirited away

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

calcifer or something isn't it?

he's ace with billy crystals voice.

i love billy crystal a weird amount

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

billy crystal, that's the chap

couldn't remember for a moment

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)

NO IT DOESN'T!

O_O

I have seen both the dubbed version and the subtitled version and seeeriously, the subtitled one has way more oomph to it.

Bah, I fully love foreign cinema and hate to see it raped by American dubbing :(

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)

I tend to find the one I watch first is the one I prefer,

whichever that may be. Some sort of indelible link between character and voice occurs.

/non-contribution

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

well

i really love the miyazumaincky films
and i've only ever seen the dubbed versions

so i don't care

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

well then your argument falls apart.

no matter.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

Don't get me wrong

They are still ACE dubbed.

Just not as ace as they are with Japanese.
It adds to the crazy and surreal vibe, I find.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

yesyesyes

i too have seen both, and violently agree

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

Just how violently, exactly?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

about as violently as those paper birds attack that dragon-boy

ooh i want to watch it again now! :D

(

charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

Neeeeevvvvvveeeerrrrrr!

*stab*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

shit off :)

i can't watch a proper film that's dubbed, but i can't be arsed reading a cartoon

akira is SO much better dubbed than subbed, and from that point on i have never bothered with subbed cartoons

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

i'm cool with either, i don't really mind too much

but sometimes dubbing can be ace i.e patrickk stewart and alfred molina in Steamboy. sometimes it can be down right bizarre i.e. anna paquin in steamboy, playing a 12 year old mancunian boy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

seriously

american dubbing is shite.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

worth a download you say?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)

definitely

but get the subtitled version!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

^this

With every fibre of my being.

Subtitled films kick arse.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)

it's like a BOOK and a FILM at the same time.

bonus.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)

but you miss so much while you're reading

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

Precisely!

It probably helps that my dad is deaf and I have grown up with subtitles on the telly, so I'm mega used to reading them quickly and still paying attention to what's going on. However, I am suuuure that having films in the original language makes them miiiles better.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

couldn't agree more

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

*high five*

So what are your kinda top foreign films and stuff, if you have any?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

*fives back*

Most miyazaki stuff, Oldboy, Paprika, Battle Royale, City Of God, Letters From Iwo Jima.

These are all amazing films. You?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

letters from iwo jime hardly counts as foreign. it was directed by clint eastwood

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

It was subbed though.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

Oldboy for the epic win.

One of my favourite films ever.

I lovelovelove Pan's Labyrinth.

Still a huge fan of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon too...

Letters from Iwo Jima was really good but it kinda narked me that it's an American Film, just feels weird.
Have you seen Brotherhood, by any chance?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

Yeh forgot to mention

Pans Lab and The Orphanage!!! Sry.

Yeh CrouchTiger/FlyingDaggers/Hero all good too.

Not seen brotherhood, I will now though. :)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)

Brotherhood's properly good

All the Korean films I've seen have been stunning. Sort of weird, in some cases, but a treat for the old noodle nonetheless.

The Host is one of the crazy ones... I'm sure it makes more sense if you're actually Korean.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

Yesyesyes

Can be purchased for around £3 in many good Dvd stockists.

*sells*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

rent it

you tight cunt

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

i have no money at all at the moment.

i take the view that if someone genuinely cannot afford to pay to see or hear someones art then they should be allowed to see it free. i buy stuff when i can afford it and art is created to be witnessed. if it was me making a film i'd rather have people see my creation than get paid for it.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

Excellent point.

Plus, it makes you a Pirate and that's fun :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

hmm

whilst i understand where you are coming from, i mostly* disagree

*'mostly' because i do indulge in piracy on occasion myself

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

its also woth considering that those involved in the actual manufacturering of the movies (the actors, writers and directors)

have normally already been paid before the film is shown in cinemas so the only people losing any money are the big corporations who i have no love for at all

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)

YES!

and i just clicked i like this..hehe.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

Awesome

It does look a little sinister tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)

All cats are sinister!!!

Woo to pic .

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

Thats why I prefer dogs!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

Yay for dogs!!!

But I fear we are in a minority on here.

KITTYVOMIT ..I SAID DOGS.............hint

Amy..You ignoring me?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

Too right you are.

*glares*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

^this with a birch rod

/ac

i have 18 different "^this" in my /ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)

you did what to them in the hall?!!!

/ac

You have too many things in your ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

NO!!!! *flails* not the bag!!! not again! mmmmpphhh!!! mmmphh!!!!

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

gets them off their arses and into the kitchen then

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)

where do you think adult tanks come from? trees?

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

up down left right a b start select

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

What is an ac?

:(

*noobs*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

Auto complete

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

Oooohhhhh

I seeeeee

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

I also prefer coffee to tea!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)

Get out!

Now!

I liked you stan - but youve ruined it now

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

Hahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

so do i, hombre

*lovingly caresses espresso pot*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

I like dogs!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

Holy cockfur!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

How rare

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

THIS is how you get people using public transport.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

I'LL MAKE THE SIGNS

YOU GET THE MEGAPHONE!

10 DOWNING STREET, TOMORROW, NOON.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

im there

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

puerile :P

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)

hahahahahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)

Is it wrong that I would....

....both!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)

yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)

Yeah, mebbe you're right

~WHAT WAS I THINKING~

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)

I used to be an acquaintance with Vanessa Feltz

I'd ring into her radio show and hold a stupid viewpoint and we'd chat for ages.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)

'scuse me, whut?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)

Oi, you boy.

You have sent me another copy of your brilliant album, I have told you twice, are you not bothered?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)

Let's just all pray she doesn't drop that soap.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)

thats no soap!

it's a doughnut!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)

Haha, so it is!

Well then let's pray she doesn't drop the doughnut then eat it straight off the floor.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)

Feltz has a penis!!!???

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

real lols.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

HAHAHA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)

This is lolworthy

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

Norton looks like he could be the new Dr Who

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)

WASH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OUT.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

My money isn't on Sean Connery

in all honestly; something will go wrong with that regeneration, otherwise we would know

This is the BBC, Ray Mears would get distracted to much

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

Ray Mears would make a super Dr Who

patronise the fuck out of some indigenous cybermen

how are you chap? have you not been about much?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

Main PC is dying, and crashing all over the place

I am off to solve this problem tomorrow morning for a beast of a Mac

I have been advised they are quite good over Vista

but otherwise very well geezer :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

Bear Grills

OR CLARKSON
OR CHRIS EVANS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

HITLER

GHANDI

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

Ghandi murdered his wife

lovely religious guy

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

Yoda for the Dr

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

I had John Noakes more in mind

I am old

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

Kelsey grammer?

(sp?)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

I like dogs, prefer green tea and Doctor Who is rubbish.

*runs like an ethiopian with a bag full of food*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

I like dogs - The colour of your tea dont matter to me and I respect your views on telly programmes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

Crumbs, how civil.

Have a biscuit.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

the rules made me snigger

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

quality

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

No idea what to say.

Probably been done about a gazillion times before. Or I'm being original. Go me.

(Spivvers wishes his hands had hands, and hooks., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)

hahahaha

I like it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)

BEST. EVER.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)

FRESH

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)

Raven

Click for bigger (19KB)

To go with this
www.b3ta.com/board/8512876

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

Didn't ClanSoul do something a bit like this?

Still: woo!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

Very similar,

I think.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)

Hahahahahahah

fucking hell.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)

For the record...

www.b3ta.com/board/8245269

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

What a pervert

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)

Kaaaaaaaaa

^{Or the noise they make}

Woo

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)

i think that's

"nevermore"

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)

Cor!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)

they dont speak

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)

SKKKKKKKWAAAARK.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:31, archived)

nice (though a bit jagged in 'big')

are it poe night?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)

mindpiss!
edit: *scrolls down*
*sees that it is indeed poe night*
*cries*

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)

Yeah its a big jagged around the beak

will sort it out tomorrow, if i can be arsed

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)

Bloody brill!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)

Nevermore.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)

I'm raven, are you? (You might remember that the tune is 'Walkin' In Memphus)

Put on my raving shoes and I boarded a plane.
Touched down in the land where the skies were blue,
in the middle of the pouring rain.
Everybody was happy, energy shining down on me.
Yeeeah, I've got a first-class ticket been as good as a boy can be.

I'm raving, I'm raving.
I'm raving til' the sweat drops fall down off me.
I'm raving, I'm raving.
But do I really feel the way I feel?

Yess!!
C'mon!
YEEEEAH!!

Put on my raving shoes and I boarded a plane.
Touched down in the land where the skies were blue
in the middle of the pouring rain.
Everybody was happy, energy shining down on me.
Yeeeah, I've got a first class ticket been as good as a boy can be.

I'm raving, I'm raving.
I'm raving til' the sweat drops fall down off me.
I'm raving, I'm raving.
But do I really feel the way I feel?

Yess!!
Wicked!
Wicked!
WICKED!
Give it up now!
Give it up now!
Give it up now!
YEEEEAH!!

I'm raving, I'm raving.
I'm raving til' the sweat drops fall down off me.
I'm raving, I'm raving.
But do I really feel the way I feel?
But do I really feel the way I feel?

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)

Here ya go...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxUDXRAdU8U

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)

Thanks for that, Stan. I'm sure we're all very grateful.

I'd recommend clicking the link, though, cos the record label is probably the best logo there has ever been.
If we rule out the Brazilian School of Oriental Studies or whatever it's called.

Y'know. The one that looks a bit like a cock being rammed up an arse.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)

Shirley Bindun

And probably much better, but meh...

(

ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

Might benefit from Peter Burton, Desmond Llewelyn, John Cleese and Alec McCowen

I have met Duncan-Smith on a few occasions and have a few signed copied of his books.

Frankly he is very dull.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

You are completely right.

Edit: I preferred it when it was just John Cleese :(

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

It is a shame

because what he is describing is VERY exciting, but he makes it dull.

I have twice had the opportunity to look through his collection of secret toys, false heels, hairbrushes, invisible ink et al.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

I replied when your post hadn't been edited, so really, that makes no sense :)

HOWEVER, you are probably right.

*googles*

EDIT: FALSE HEELS? WHAT??

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)

Heels for men's shoes

with secret compartments for garottes and so on.

Cleese is good, but I think of Desmond Llewelyn as the most compelling Q.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)

Oooh how fun.

Desmond Llewelyn was bloody excellent, to be honest.

Had all these crazy inventions, yet you still just wanted to run and give him a cuddle/ask him for a Werther's Original.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)

apparentlly he was an utter cunt though irl

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)

Omg, no way?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)

could also benefit from cleese in this way

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)

Que?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

i told you it was likely

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)

OK then.....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)

hahaha

(at least use a mask to get the edges right. it looks like you've tippexed it man...)
edit: oh, you started from mine instead of the original. that's probably what dun it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)

i have no idea how to do this either

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)

I have a shaky hand.

It adds to the charm.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)

parkinson's?

or d.t.'s?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)

Another browser open with pr0n.

Tidied up now.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

oh right i understand now.

what does IDS have to do with them?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

compo pea...

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)

Hahaha

Quite a different take on the usual.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)

Happy day to ye!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)

Thank you, kind sir

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)

congratulations on your candle

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)

Ithengyew

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)

happy candle day

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)

Merci

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

Happy b3taday Daaarliing.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)

Dankie

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

Hey!

Gefeliciflapstaart :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)

You lost me after "Gefelici"

Is that a slang word?
Danke :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)

a bit

it's an often used variation on gefeliciteerd

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

Yay

Happy b3taday lovely :)

Have an unshopped photo of a joey I found on our servers

CFB^

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)

Fanks :)

Edit: Awwww he is lovely!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)

Happy b3taday, hun!

hun!NEARLY missed it . . .
MWAH! with less than 1 hour to go!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

Ta!

Me too.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

breasticles, testicles, wallet and watch!

(

charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)

still crappy

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)

Penguin releases a new line of classic novels...

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B.T., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)

Funnier than the jokes ever were!!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

To be fair,

the jokes are better than most of the stuff we see on here on newbie tuesday...

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B.T., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)

I am not certain, but I think that you may have collected my rucksack from the luggage carousel in error.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)

WHY DON'T THE CHINESE LIKE TO GAMBLE?

They don't like Tibet!

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)

What do penguins sing on birthdays?

Fr-eeze a jolly good fellow.

That joke put me off eating one.

(

RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

Haha!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

haha i like that

why do seagulls fly over the sea?
because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

Christ.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)

what do you call a chicken's ghost?

a poultry-gheist

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

*loads blunderbuss*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)

what do penguins drink out of?

beak-ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

I used to make my best mate at school double over laughing at that one.

Helps if you try and look like a seagull whilst telling it.

Also helps when your best mate is a complete nutter, but yeah.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

i have a great silly joke but it doesn't work if you can't see me

so instead...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
A dolf ball hit me on de nose, dats why i'm talking dis way

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

I may not be able to see you, but still major rofls.

^_^

Edit: Ohhhhh this wasn't that joke, duh.

So what's the other one?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)

it will really make no sense, i'll tell you at a bash one day

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Broccoli.
Broccoli Who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)

Or at a dinner party, eh?

Orrr even at a swanky art exhibition. Who can say?

Also, yay broccoli. I must have sold about £30 worth of broccoli today, it made me quite happy.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

its going to be such a let down for you though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)

Confuse me with other jokes throughout our time together...

then just like hit me with it.

*tries to forget we had this conversation*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)

Europe!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)

WITH SO MANY LIGHTYEARS TO GO

AND THINGS TO BE FOUND
(TO BE FOUND)
WILL THINGS EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN?
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)

*SCREAMS*

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Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)

*joins in*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)

What do you get if you cross a polar bear and a penguin?

A hairy penguin with bear-like features.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and puberty?

Puberty fucks boys faces when they reach their teens.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

What do you get when you hit a baby with a hammer?

The raging horn.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)

... haha!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is a bit stupid. The whole thing just spirals downhill from there with a tedious inevitability.

/Bailey

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)

this is one of my favourite jokes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)

what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

you take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

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charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)

Marvellous

and 1984, good choice.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

Hahahah nicely :D

I love that book :]

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)

It's been 3028 seconds so...

Here's TA with another high quality paint attempt

(Teesside Arab You can't spell Mark hately without HATE, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)

Eye sore!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)

She leads a lonely life

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

And all that she wants is

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)

a hunter up her foxhole

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)

Another baby, a-whoah

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

In youth I have known one with whom the Earth
In secret communing held - as he with it,
Having ploughed the furrow of Mia Farrow,
I snatched Soon-Yi from her mother's tit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

I think I recognise those eyes

it that Woody Allen?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

yes

woody allen-poe i think

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)

Indeed.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)

Of course

*edit* source: gah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)

nevermore

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)

persil micro?

my-crow geddit? ahh shuttupyaface!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

nice

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

i've been away for a weekish and you've still not posted your big round number!

bah!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)

it'll be another week at least

if not longer

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)

why?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)

THREE LITRES?

I'm sure we don't sell ones that big in Tesco.

Also: haha :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)

we?

are you a tescoian?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)

Aye, embarassingly.

Got a job on the checkouts about a month ago.
Properly despise working for a big organisation and nearly threw in the towel last week because I got fed up of selling food to people when it is most likely going to cause premature death... however, I am slowly getting back at Tesco by giving loads of extra clubcard points to anyone who buys free range and organic. Ha, power, t'yeah.

Also, the pay isn't bad :\
Everyone got a 3.8% pay rise today.

Wow, this has been a long post.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

income! yay!

grats :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

Bacons

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)

BACON!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

Mangosheen!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

HOORAY FOR BACONS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)

OH.MY.GOD.

*SPAAAANNNNNNGGGG!!!*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

Hahaha!

This is marvellous.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

and of course

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

THIS IS LIFE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

YOUR NOT WRONG THERE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

You installed/played Cubes yet?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)

Not yet, I downloaded it on my macbook, haven't been bothered to copy it across.

Isn't it multiplayer only?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)

Ja, was just wondering if you wanted to try now as there is a server up.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)

Oh shit, I'll hurry

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)

chips!

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

They look so nice!!!

StIll wIth the big I I see.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

Bacon is good, but for a real hit of the taste buds one needs mangosteen.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

pish

(big fat cocks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)

How many have you done?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

18.5 to date

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

From the B52s?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

Only that dude with the chrysler

it's as big as a whale

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)

Is it wind assisted?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)

Yes, and it's about to set saaaiiiiil

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

Yngwie?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

I have no idea what this sla represents.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)

Mangosteen is coming across like a pet.

"NO, MANGOSTEEN! BAD MANGOSTEEN! STOP CLAWING AT THE CURTAINS, MANGOSTEEN!"

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)

BACON!

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)

*ZPANG!*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)

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