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So I thought

it's been a while since I flogged this particular horse. Now I recall why, it takes too damn long and drives me nuts so you are getting this unfinished ( still in sketch stage ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

Is interesting

How did you go about making it?

Sauce? Or just clever-bastard-arty-drawing?

Focus and contrast are a bit odd, but...yeah, itneresting is the word. Or it would be if this keybaord werkod.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)

clever bastard

arty tracing. Wacom and my own custom brushes. It is looking odd because it's at about 50% of the stage where I'd consider it finished. I normally work a bit harder such as this:-

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or this:-

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

Hope you don't mind me...

...having a play around?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

Above are truly spectacular. I'd love more info on your techniques; gaz if you like

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

no I don't

edit:// Time for bed, I'm drunk and replying to myself.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

meep

:-)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

me2

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

FOAP! I had considered an international sumo match up....

..but Americans are far too fit. *cough*

(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

She sings!

...and they think it's all over.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

Sourcing fat pictures! is! tonnes of fun!

aslo..weebles wobble,.. BUT THEY DON'T FALL DOWN!

(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

also difficult

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

Probably would be over.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

Must be the 'F' plan diet

(insert something witty here)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

it can't be ....

fff..ff....fail.

(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

Keira Knightley in 2020

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

still would

might give her some tits as well

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

ahaha yeh

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

Obligatory

Can you milk it?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

I'm afraid not...

she undergoes a double mastectomy in 2015.

:(

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

But you can still

fuck the scars, right?

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

zomg

i'd give it a go.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

Ooh, can you tell us who wins the Gran National or something?

Or kill all our fathers, possibly

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

Yes...

but it will cost 28 pence.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

Old Mrs. Trebucket from the Post Office

96 years old, and can go from 0 to 1 mph in just over a minute.
she had a bit of trouble at the water jump, but her flotation colostomy bag saved her.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

Mrs. Trebucket

Killed my father?*

\o/

*also available on DVD

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

Aleister Crowley knew my father,

or rather,
Business once took Dad up into the glens,
Where in a small hotel bar Crowley asked:
“Have you got change for the fruit machine chief, I’m all out?”

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

what has keria knightly got to loose?

jesus, you'd expect her to scratch them all the time. They're no bigger than mozzie bites.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

true...

...her career?...nah she lost that after teh pirates do a carribean.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

*gets horn*

*goes for cold shower*

(I think I was scared by a large breasticle when young)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

lol

breasticle.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

It's Anne Diamond!

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

OH MY GOD. SOURCE IS PAULINE QUIRKE RIGHT?

BECAUSE IF SO, SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD UPSTAIRS, I TOTALLY HAVE A SIGNED COPY OF THIS PICTURE.

/won a Snow Princess competition in a nearby shopping centre and was crowned by Pauline Quirke blog.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

She lives near me.

The stupid terrible actress.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

She's ace.

We ate vol au vents together and she gave me a squishy hug.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)

She was just trying to absorb your nucleaic acid chains.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

That's just a pictire of Eamonn Holmes

(clut, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

request/question

I do various things at music festivals such as stage management, event creation etc..

At an upcoming festival I am putting on a "Pimp my mobility aid" event. It involves people modding wheelchairs/kids toy cars etc and then racing them.

The image challenge last week has a lot of images which i would like to use as decor for around the stage.

Do i need to ask for individual permission from each person whos images i would like to use. I'm guessing i do...

If you have an image which you wouldn't mind me using (It will potentially be seen by 12,000 people) post it here :)

The more the merrier.

The reason i have put this message here and not on the talk board is because image replys would make my life easier.

Edit:- oh and by the way... it's the "Secret garden party"

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NeeNoo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

Should have posted in an existing thread. *looks stern and wags finger*

But yes, you'll need permission from those who created the images. Best bet would be to find the ones you want and gaz the creator.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

ok thx

my bad for not putting it in an existing thread.
I thought some people might be interested in letting ALOT of people see their stuff, so it wasn't completely selfish of me.

but yea sorry.

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NeeNoo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

Good noob *pats on head*

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

Sick

Coprophiliac beastiality

*wins at scrabble*

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

A lot of people see our stuff already

and to be honest many of those people don't deserve that kind of punishment.

As with any image a simple polite request to the author asking permission for use, reason for use and agreement to keep within the parameters of a creative commons licence usually enough.

12000 people eh? They will all stop watching bands to look at a modern pram race? Good luck with that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

People make this mistake a lot, and it bugs me:

Exposure of your work is not payment.

It's not unselfish to offer to show someone's work to a million billion people unless you pay them unselfishly.
There's nothing wrong with what you want to do, you're here to ask first and that's cool, but you are just looking to use someone else's work for free, be grateful that anyone might be willing to volunteer, but do not,

BUT DO NOT

pretend do be doing the artists a favour, be grateful instead, it's more appropriate.

We (by "we" I mean artists, not only b3tards) weren't just born shitting this stuff out, "talent" means hard work, life long hard work, it's not a "gift".

Ah, and I know I just got all heavy over use of some silliness the creator probably couldn't copyright anyway, and you're hella nice to ask (seriously, gaz the ones you want if you want to walk the walk), but these particular two cents have been burning holes in my pockets for years.

Pet peeve and all.

Thanks for your time, carry on as you were.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

You would need to ask the permission of the person who made the image

provided it was entirely their own work.

If the image was made with stock photos/artwork found on the net, you would have to ask whoever owns the rights to the original artwork. Probably.

Just steal them and use them anyway - that's what everyone else does.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

^this

Ask 'coz it's polite,

but steal them anyway.

*not necessarily in this order

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

stolen pic

Edit: link borked; try that searchy thing

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

Why not just get people to GAZ you links

by asking in an existing thread?

Im guessing this tactic works for both boards.

Also, its always nice to ask.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

hooray, a wasted thread...

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

Well it's hardly wasted.

There's nothing against it in the faq and it's an image related queston.
He's done nothing wrong, really.

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

i was being harsh......

but i didn't want to waste a thread reposting that pic, so i was glad that someone else had. hence the hooray!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

dreamy

is that actually shopped, or before her arse blew out to double decker bus proportions?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

orig

click here

ed: oops.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

EVEN BETTER!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

BIGGGER

*trouser fiddling*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

One of my favourites

Inspired me on adark winters night

(strontium190, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

Heh

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)

Moar!

Oops, where am I again?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

What a

beautifully composed shot.
I feel a little faint.

nOOrks!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

Oddly enough

I feel a right tit.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

Why

limit yourself to one?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)

Backs off

Oh, now I feel a complete cunt!

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

I always thought

that there was a rather attractive woman hiding in Dawn French!

Now it's proven!

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Ratsta, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

Not hiding...

..she ate her.

(gamefanatic666, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)

I'd let you use mine if I had any! :]

But next time, I advise you post in an existing thread. That's called a "Threadjack" or a "TJ" as we tend to call them.

Saves you getting arseraped by Pasanonic.

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

Reminds me of this

Shameless linkage to oddness on board...shirley will burn in hell
NSFW I expect

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

I'd say, "don't do it".

I am struggling to think of any entries that
would not result in your being in trouble.

PROTIP: The subject in/of the image may
not be the only subject in the image.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

PROTIP

:Anybody who uses the phrase "PROTIP" can be ignored.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

Fill your boots.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

YOU TELL LIES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

NETIQUETTE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

BUBUBUBUBUBUB

BBUBUBUBUBUBUBBUBUBUBUBUUBUUBBUBUBUB

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

you can use any of my child porn pics, provided you credit me.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:01, archived)

Think of the bridges!

The poor things. To save the footbridges, we may even have to begin introducing these...

(noodle_6491, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

nicely shopped!

but the bridges image needs an obvious pic of a British fatty somewhere on it to give it context. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

arf!

g'night all, i'm going to sleep off the haagen-dazs ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

Night! drink a pint of apple, cinnamon and camomile tea like i'm doing,

then it'll melt all the ice creams and you'll wee them out on the pillow like i'm doing

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

i'm drinking camomile, honey and lemon tea right now

that's why i can't stay awake!
i'm really going now!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

you're pointing the wrong way round in your bed

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

bed? o_O

it's a pillow on the stairs

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

Hey Pluto, fetch the stick, Pluto...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

this is kind of like a visual representation of your username.

woo.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

It would seem that he has a vast

tract of land within his pants then. No metaphor either. Real land with dirt and roads and sky and clouds and stuff.

My god! It's full of lint!

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Ratsta, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

a length of wood, a 'dirt track' and a stinking furball

with yapping sounds and about 150cc - it's all there

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

Clearly shopped

That's obviously an Evotech CRF/CR Brake Disc on a stock caliper!

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

when he catches it

he will whittle it down
and use it to play pool with his friends

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

There's more of them?

*runs*

P.S. Can u milk etc.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

Oh what? What? Oh. Its an arts? Yes? Pls arts.

Your mouse needs to love-click this sexy mouse sex click link for bigger

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

Make him magenta and give him a huge cock

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

I want super jet shoes

but only if they come in pretty colours.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

I just couldn't resist them

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YCCru17slk

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

What.

The.

Fuck.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

CANNOT

WAIT

TO

GO

TO

JAPAN!!!!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

Whyforso?

Just curious, having recently returned from freaky-weird-sex-land myself.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

I just watched the vid.

Unfortunately, Nihon has warped my mind so much that I haven't seen anything that makes me flinch/bork/spang since living there.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

i demand you change your name to 'super jetty shoes ok' right now

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

Pffft.

Get it done!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

You mean here?

Or by deed poll?

*forsees wife with bad temper*

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

Here you mad fool.

and irl too

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

jet shoes?

you know what happens!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

HahahahaHAAAA!

Aceness

Top teeth!

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

as seen in "TOP TEETH MAGAZINE"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

that is not arts

that is menial work on the conveyor belt at the rainbow factory

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

Bummer.

*Trundle trundle trundle* "MIKE! There's too much yellow on line three."

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

make him coloured!

at least give him a brightly-coloured hat, ffs, let him live a little!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

Hat? HAT?!?!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

SHARNT! :P

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

if you don't do as i say

i will sit on your face and won't get off until you guess my weight!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

Your weight is 4.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

you wish.

hold your breath, here i come...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

Will you be terribly offended if I compo the vexel of you, when it's finished?

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

not at all.

i am under no illusions about my size, i know i'm fat ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

Yaaaaaay :D

I expected as much, but it's still good to ask :]

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

just make sure you let me know when it's done!

g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

smooth clansoul really smooth :P

although Aus is now the porkiest nation on earth, myself no exception...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

Can I 'ave this as me wall paper guv'nor?

Also, what sort of tutorial is delivered via a gun?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

An exciting but often brief one.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

If I found a brand new colour, something no-one had ever seen

I dug it up right there in my garden...that would be the greatest thing,

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

*nostalges*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

mark morriss is touring a fair bit on his tod these days.

he's got a myspace and everything. still sounds lovely. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

Wut? lol.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

This v

QOTW sugg Invent a new Colour

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

hahahah

img challenge, shirley? :D

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

*attempts to coax photoshop

into (3 + sqrt(7) i)-bit colour mode*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

Darn computers.

I blame Margaret Thatcher.

I meant to link to this sugg but it all went a bit Pete Wright.

Apols.

And then the image challenge suggestions thingy seems to be inexplicably titled 'qotw'.

Hmph.

Thatcher! out!

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

Jean Michel Jarre?

Think I saw this gig

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

I love this...

So much so that it's now my wallpaper! Thank you! :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

\o/

Hurrah.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

Awwww :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

The perfect size for my desktop :]

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

BEAUTY OF WIN!

hello! love.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

stevie wonder + lionel richie 4 eva!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

"HELLO IZ IT ME UR LOOKI-...

...oh, never mind."

Woo!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

I love this song.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

Sneaky pea

This is how I see you...

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

PLUG!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

bash street kids ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

Nah, I've said it before on here and I'll say it again,

Calamity James was the absolute shit.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

i liked the 3 bears

lord snooty was shite and calamity james wasn't very memorable

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

HAHAH!

brill

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

Where are you?

I'm BLIND I CAN'T SEE YOU!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

"This is more pathetic than that game of Marco Polo I played with Helen Keller..."

;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

YAY!

stevie FTW!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

never has being blind been as cool or as sexy!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

This thread has invoked the best pearoast session ever.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

this arouses me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

hahah

ctrl+v

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

Theres not enough money in the world

to get m e near her gravity well. Fern Britton however....fat or thin i would

(trickyric, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

fern britton?

*groogles*
*edit* FAIL

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

~~britton~~ cotton

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

hell yes!

hell yessywess!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

Dot Cotton

you dirty swine

(trickyric, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

you know you would

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

i googled her, but

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

hahaha fool.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

Her entourage/gravity well is 20% ginger.

That's harsh, even for a fatty. ;P

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

this does not bode well

for mankind

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

or the greys!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

or bearkind

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

what about the meek?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

Fuck 'em!

What are they going to do?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

what about the mink then?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

Make them into coats!

This is my manifesto, these are my policies.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

*votes*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

do i get a mink coat?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

Mink coats for all!

I'm pro warmth and pro style.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

yay!

*revels in un-p.c fuzzy warmth*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

my favourite artist and album

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

One of mine too

by far the best ND album, LOVE the stripped-down thing with him. Music-wise. *cough*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

lol fatties

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

Secret Lemonade Drinker

(I just found out how hard it is to switch to tablet and pen)

(trickyric, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

i like this though

very max headroom! :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

cubist lulz

;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

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tweaknik, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

ooooh, i was so waiting for that to animate!

s'lovely though. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

Is this related to that game you were involved with?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

ding ding

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

grey kid for president

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

roffle

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

haha

So he is!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

i know how he feels.

rather like a beach ball.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

I love that

Wooo

(Kinky Robot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

What an excellent username you have.

Woo to you too!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

i just love this style

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

thanks d00d

i like to think of it as my own personal dead horse. ;D

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

{XD

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

damn those infernal glads

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

i'm sure i don't know WHAT you mean

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

LolOLOLololOL ROTUND

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

hahaha

Does this mean I can repost this?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)

Science!

(thediscokingpin, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

totally hatstand

i aprove.

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caffeinefreak, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

*waits for it to go somewhere*

dammit. i want to know what they're going to use the new machined guinea pig for

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

Racing

It's big budget stuff.

(thediscokingpin, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

Putting up their bums.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

but you need a bumodynamic guineapig for that

i think that is the technical term

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

/gere blog

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caffeinefreak, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

Flannel hurling,

You wrap a moist flannel around a guinea pig and throw it as far as you can across the Grand Canyon.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

STAR WARS remake

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

Best answer ever!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

Brilliant!

Where can I purchase one? I'll pay any sum. You name it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

fucking wind resisting pricks!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

YAY I CAN DO SIENSE TOO

not worth its own thread - first render in le blender

(compound of 10 tetrahedra circumscribed in a dodecahedron like you wanted to know)

edit: how do i go about making the background transparent? Currently using mspaint haha
editedit: worked it out ta

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

New pictures

are always worth their own new thread.
We won't run out of internet.

(thediscokingpin, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

hehe

maybe if it was funny...and moved

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

Your choice.

It's only a messageboard.

As for transparency; save as a gif format or as png. However some IE browsers may spack at transparency in pngs.

(thediscokingpin, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

no I didn't, and now I do.

now I'm fucking pissed off!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

CALM DOWN DEAR

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

YOU HIT ME!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

i'm fairly confident you could find this done in origami if you googled hard enough

woo yaY

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)

yes i could

it's sitting on my desk :)

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

well done modular origami is simultainously boring AND fun!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

Hamsters?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRkcBAtrlLo

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

ARMAGEDDON

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

OUTTA HERE?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-10.html

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

"...after a felching session had gone seriously wrong."

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

where can i purchase such a fine product?

also, can the same technology be used to successfully streamline a cat?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

A streamlined cat?

Are you insane? All cats are notoriously square.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

thus the need for streamlining technology.

a streamlined cat would fly much farther.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

fat lol

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

Hi, I'm Vanessa Feltz.

I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hi, I'm Dekionplexis!.

I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hi, I'm KittyVomit.

I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hi, I'm The Pope

I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

Fuck you Chicago, I just spat beer everywhere, also.

I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

I'm Mitchum McSunday.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

Hi, I'm Jon Voight,

And as you can see, I'm invisible.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

Yo, I'm the Voight and...

I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

Please post your invisible Jon Voight :D

(

ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)

FUCK YOU Chicago Jones!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

Oooo, I couldn't see myself being invisible.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

Oh shit, WHERE HE GO???!??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

HE GO NOWHERE.

HE RIGHT HERE. VOIGHT INVISIBLE. YOU SEE? NO YOU DON'T. HE INVISIBLE.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

I try to see Voight, but he eludes me.

Heem like shadow.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

^ VOIGHT

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

I see Sub-Voight.

Mine eyes, they bleed!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

tony harrisson?

its an ooooutraaage

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:58, archived)

Yesssss

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

that looks more like cambozola to me.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

hi vanessa

sorry you are a brillaint person really

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

Feltz

Bet she's Feltz a CDC before now.

*sorry*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

I'm just amazed that they exist in real life.

Imagine taking a man home, he's gorgeous, funny and intelligent, and you're in your flat and you're taking his clothes off and then... horror of horrors, his cock is crudely drawn.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

I imagine you'd try to rub it out...

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

*applauds*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

i've never heard of the female equivalent on here

maybe it's only an affliction that affects men?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

thats like Love Soup

someone on there dated a guy with pixelated genitalia

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

Haha what? I don't remember that from Love Soup, mainly because it always used to be a program which obeyed the laws of physics.

Although I didn't really watch the new series since they got rid of the American bloke and the whole series came unglued.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

you've called me on this and i have to admit this is the only moment on it that i saw

other than this bit it was a bit shit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

hahaha, mrs wildyles just killed herself laughing at that!

funeral is tuesday, no flowers

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

aww. i'm touched and saddened.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

"People in glass houses..."

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

hahaha! touché!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

Hi, I'm Vanessa Felts.

Can someone please explain to me why I actually exist?

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

she's actually a gravity well which will eventually destory us all

this is all true
the voices in my head said so

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

Well, let's see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.....

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

lol

"dinosaurs came"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

lol

"munging"

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

I will never let this happen.

Never.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

*Writes to Vogue to tell them never to put the rhyme minister on the cover*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

Did you just call me Vanessa Feltz?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

actually, though not attractive

and clearly mad
she looks strangely elegant there

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

Another Mag for Fat-Faces

(as seen in "The Face" compo, back in the day...)

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

haha.

if i could be arsed to open photoshop i'd change it to "everything counts in lard amounts".

but i'm lazy.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

Hi I'm Vanessa Feltz,

I'm hanging and hate myself, but I pretend to be cheeky and cheerful
so that I don't end up a blubbering blubber of hanging puss discharge
on a damp ground sheet in the middle of Sussex, weeping vile liquids
from my sweaty minge.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

in this image she REALLY looks like she's straining a vigorous otter out of her arse

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

i really dont like her

lol fat :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

her latest show

has to be the worst thing ever

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

Pooooor Fuzzy...

(Virulent, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

well I like it :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

Back to the future

with her new advertising career.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

she's so fine

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

just wait

one day she'll be jailed for trying to take drugs through an airport hidden in her mimsy

edit: I mean the drugs are hidden, not the airport, it's an unusual feat for someone to have an aerial transport hub in their pants.

edit2: well, actually, I don't know now, this situation's too confusing

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

a transport hub?

try typing "the amazing Ty" into a search engine.
She'd manage it.
NSFW? Not Safe For Weak stomachs more like.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

Better?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

haha

i'll get this shit out of the way
tis an old photo of him in britian

before he lost weight

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

Someone posted him covering Hurt on /links

the other day. It was great.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

i saw that video yonks ago

yeah it is great, but i prefer the johnny cash version

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

Yeah, the original's great.

Have you heard the NIN cover?

;)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

errrrrr no

i think NIN did the original and cash did the cover, well from what i've read anyhow

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

That's a wink at the bottom of my post.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

didn't see it there for a minute

;)
i had the letters on too small

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

The Cash cover is great

But also the single most depressing song I've ever heard.

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

Sub-lime!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

does he do a bit of lime dancing?

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

you know, I bet one day we have a bandwagon of limes!

it could happen :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

Yeah right!

Get out of town!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

no wai man, it could srsly happen!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

Don't joke about this, dude

If it happened I'd totally have to post an indecent picture of myself on the internet

D:

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

LIMES AHOY!

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

I think it was a shit bandwagon

(

ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

YOU DON'T KNOW

YOU WEREN'T THERE

:)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

I was there. It was like watching the walls of human civilisation crumbling.

Whilst everyone else was too busy rubbing themselves off in the mirror.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

I was there, I just didn't join in.

I was lurking that night, while Gracie was here.
I didn't see you naked because I was seeing Gracie naked instead.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

WHAT! wash that mouth out with limes and limewater

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

Plegh, limewater!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

Just add

For that certain sharpness.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

is that a dukes of hazard car?

also, the orange vehicle, same question.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

begone with your interrogation.

I'll never grass, copper.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

we have cruise missiles for this sort of wrong, surely?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

Actually fuck it

it's obvious where they'll end up

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

stuck in a ditch?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

Twin airbags

(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

i remember the ad for

that t-shirt in viz a few years back

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

Smoke Tabs, Eat Lard

if I remember correctly

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

Moobacca

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

can it be milked?

well, can it?

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

yes

if you don't mind your arms being ripped out of their sockets

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

I'll get a droid to do it!

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

arf!

/edit:

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

It's a flap :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

I'm enjoying this picture too much

for some reason, I don't understand

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

This nearly made my 14 year old son wee his pants

(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

I've been wanting to shop something like this for ages

but gave up due to lack of source images. It wouldn't have been this good though :)

This deserves more recognition.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)

If JJ draws it , it can!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

hahaha

I SWEAR there's one that looks just like this near the youth hostel in Glencoe :D

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

I wondered where this baby came from

(

BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

awwwww

lully

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

Awww

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

KILL IT!

Then put it in a giant jar of vinegar!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

from orbit, only way to be sure

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

what? and eat it with chips on friday?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

YES!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

*wants a steak from that bad boy!*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

CHEWIE-GNU-GNU-CHEWIE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

kill it!

kill it with wookie catapults

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

HAHA YOU'VE ONLY GOT 3 LEGS!

wait, that's one more than I.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

I thought that I'd accidentally removed it for a second then...

sauce fyle

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

hhahhhahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

oh dear

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)

at first i was afraid

i was rissing...
hahahahahaha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

RISla ing?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

hahaha thats fucking good

this book is also dead good for quitting

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)

And I suppose you're wanting a room tomorrow!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

i am :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

haha I must be completely thick

but I'm totally rissing on this one D:

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

nevermind eh!

look! the wheel is all rainbowee tonight for some reason!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

FUCKING RROD!!

/Terrible joke blog

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

i fixed mine myself. i have a fantastic way i devised with my brain if you are interested

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)

Not buy a X360?

Because that's worked out for me so far.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

maybe i just got lucky tho

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

That's because it's full of gays

or somethin'

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

it would be pink if that was the case

cos everone knows that gays only like pink

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

You're famous!

uk.search.yahoo.com/search?p=0.69047619&fr=my-myy&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

Haha, whaaat?

Why on earth would Anyone search 0.69047619 usually?

I laughed though :)

AND HI

PS: You're famous too.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

I just searched my sig and found out that that is actually a porn film...

Sadly it doesn't seem to have the actual plot and just seems to be porn.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

Now you just seem like a pervert :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

NOW?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

Quick!

search for a pot 'o gold

or feathers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

arf !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

I think I get this.

If I do it's fucking brilliant. If I don't then I'm a little upset.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)

lol

the hint of paranoia in your reply tells me that you did in fact get it. :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

/not a smoker

I got it though and it's brilliant.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

I've just had a thought

is it safe to eat zombie meat

say if you had like some kind of zombie thing going on, and a zombie bit a cow, and it became a cow zombie

would it still be safe to eat it?

or what about the milk, zombie milk, would that be ok on cornflakes and stuff?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

that is a fucking good question.

can you catch zombie from eating zombie? Can you have sex with them is the other question i would like to throw out there... i have a thing for grey chicks you see...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

I don't think zeta reticulans actually have a gender

tho I'm sure they must have at least one orifice, then again if they've been doing some breeding experiments who knows

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

don't worry

zombies are pretend, i'd be more concerned about asda own brand pies if i were you.

a regular asda pie eater blog/

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

yeah right

and the pope can't get pregnant

until she decided to pop one out during a procession!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

cor, innit

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

I don't get it :[

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

Someone's roached(sp?) the book.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

I figured that bit out

but I still don't get it :(

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

The irony in someone roaching the book is that he/she

isn't using the book for its intended purpose, which, hilariously, was to help the reader stop smoking.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

But what IS roaching?

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

It's like making an impromptu filter

by tearing off a strip of card, usually from a Rizla packet, and rolling it up fairly tightly.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

Oh right, I see.

That shows how desperate those people are.
:/

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

Careful.

I'd be willing to bet that 'those people' are most of these people. Also, how old are you? Do you live in Balamory?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

16, and no.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

they are desparate, if they are desparate for bits of cardboard

lets face it :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

I'd hate to be so dependant on something

I'd resort to tearing up my books to feel relief.

I'd rather feel contant relief, personally.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

ah well, takes all kinds to make a village or something..

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

Oh I used to roach everything in sight

back in the days when I was a chonger. that's probably why I didn't see the irony :)

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

if the picture is to be believed...

...some naughty sort has torn off a strip from the cover to make a 'roach' (or whatever the kids call it these days). For smoking with.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

Aaaahhhh.

Well I don't smoke, so I have no idea what that is.
I think I get it though.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

i fucking hate it when someone cadges a rizla

takes a bloody handful and then proceeds to tear great lumps off of the packet, bastards.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

That's why I smoke a pipe.

*puffs*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

Nicely

(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

so true, so true

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Flash_Bastard, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

I don't understand how I got this despite never having smoked any substance at all in my life

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Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

Oh hai Shada

Is it "Shay-dah" or "Shah-dah"?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

Hahahaha

roached!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

Heh

I lent my copy of Fahrenheit 451 to a mate and got it back like this.

cfb
Cheeky bastard!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

He read and destroyed

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

it would be funnier if it was a bit burnt

like what happened to jacob dyer, in france

he got burnt, he didn't like it

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

I just thought it was funny that he'd roached this particular book.

Thing is that I mentioned it to him and he didn't get it immediately, he'll roach anything made of paper if you leave it laying around.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

heh

good job he's not addicted :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

A Future British Lift...

...for Future British People.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)

arf! i think

i've no idea how heavy a kg is, i still work in pounds, shillings and pence.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)

Silly GSTQ monies is not weights.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

I would just like to say that

I have no idea of why this is!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)

Hahaha

looking for lion attaques again, were we?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)

*whistles innocently*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

On a sexy girls and womens too

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

Hahahaha

Some of the comments are hilarious, sad gits

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

biautyfuulllllllllllllll

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)

stupid mother fucker idiot

jsci86 (five months ago)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

you well come

polkaf2007 (9 months ago)

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

Hahahahaha

This deserves a comment.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

^ this

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

1kg = 1000g

it's fairly easy, really

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)

Ah but which would be heavier?

A ton of feathers or a ton of gold?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)

My sex cock

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

Is that a gold member?:P

Twick qwestion. a metric ton (assuming that the feathers are static) is a different weigh as a gold ton!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)

One might point out the gold stays stable.

Where as the feathers will absorb and lose moisture,
changing the weight moment by moment. SCIENCE!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

But gold will not stay stable due to economic fluctuations!

FINANCE!!!

Plus I tried to make Kate Moss fat for the compo but I can't seem to make it work.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

Feed her some bacon

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

Well I did try and slip her some more pork.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)

Well you shouldn't use such a tiny specimen next time.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

What's what GSM is for!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

I had to think long and hard to see whether

250Kg per person really is excessive.

So here's a handy conversion chart

1 stone = 14 pounds = err...oh buggrit.

Anyone here on a weight loss programme?

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

A stone is roughly 6.4kg

I think

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)

yep

www.google.com/search?hl=en&c2coff=1&safe=off&q=1+stone+in+kgs&btnG=Search

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)

Wahey, I am pleased I remembered that.

However using 6.35 makes me slightly heavier... so damn yooou :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

about 6 bags of sugar then

500 kg = my sugar in tea intake in a week,
that's bloody heavy.

so i deduce that i can confirm my arf!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

500KG?!!!?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)

i drink a lot of tea

and i piss for england.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=500kg+in+pounds&btnG=Google+Search

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)

Google Experimental Labs

one day you'll be able to google "Who's at the door?" and it will tell you.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)

www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=the%20answer%20to%20life,%20the%20universe%20and%20everything%20%20plus%20the%20number%20of%20horns%20on%20a%20unicorn&btnG=Search&meta=

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)

500 Kg = 28 microwave ovens

or 2.8 female lions.

Thanks Sensible Units from prev newsletter

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

2.2 Lbs

per kilo.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)

ok its easy

1 fat person = 2 skinny ones

dont bother with any other conversions

if in doubt shoot the person; if you can drag the dead body they are skinny

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The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

Clever and funny

have a click!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)

In the future, fat people will be heavy.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

or...

...we could all get very dense bones.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)

My bones are liquid.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

Hahaha.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)

Just seen your sig:

Tesco have just started doing the "Spend £50 and get 5p off a litre at the petrol station" deal again.

I work for Tesco and generally NEVER encourage people to shop there, as it is shit, but this seems a nifty deal at the moment.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

I've just seen your sig:

Eh?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)

It's a speshill number

One I have only recently found but was rather pleased about.

*IS MYSTERIOUS*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)

bmi?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

Hahahahaha

I'd have to weigh like, 2 kilos!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)

lard :)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)

Oi!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

You're not mysterious,

you're just vague...

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)

I might be

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

"You think it's very funny to be sarcastic don't you?"

"No"

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)

You'd hate me if we met.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

Why because you like making cakes?

Fucking baking scum.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

I don't care.

I love baking much more than I could ever love another person.

*lies*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

Why would I hate you anyway?

Other than the fact that I hate everyone, obviously.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

Because I find it fun to be annoying

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

OH HI!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

Hello.

I feel sick.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

It was ace last time!

Bringing down to 78p a litre,hmm. this time bringing it down to 110p a litre!!!
Twats still applies.Not Tescoes though.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

Tesco are twats, aaactually :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)

plus their stuff is watered down............

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

I drove to Cornwall

in a 1.2 ltr Corsa the other week ( don't ask me, it was not my idea ) £50 filled the tank and got me to St Austell with a lot of gear in the back. £60 got me back. A 1.2 Corsa. It was not that long ago I could have spent the same in my 5ltr BMW.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)

when I first got a car petrol was a rip off at 68p

now it is 120p

I am only 23

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

I've only been driving (a moped) for about 6 months

but already I'm noticing quite a big difference with petrol.

It makes me feel oooollldddd.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

haha

brilliant

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)

genius!

:D clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

Haha, very good :)

The goods lifts in our local shopping centre are made by a company called Schindler, effectively making them Schindler's Lifts! That always gave me a chuckle when I worked there :D

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

haha ours too!

i laugh every time i get in...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

ditto

and the cinema screening that very film also boasted lifts from Schindler. Back in '93 that was. Ooh the projection was all hand-cranked back then.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

that was something

people used to write in the lifts at Sainsbury's - there was a fat checkout supervisor who everyone despised. The sign in the smaller lifts said "Maximum load 600kg or 1/2 Joy Witts".

(rogerzilla, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:40, archived)

Take Fat

Probably bindun... to be fair, Gary didn't need much shoppin...

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daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)

Could it be tragic!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)

pwoar

woo etc

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)

Shopped photos only please

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)

"A million burgers later.....

here I am trying to put my trousers on"

Not that I know any take that lyrics of course....Google is my friend...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)

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