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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

ACE!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

:D How long do these take you?

This one as an example. It's awesome.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)

Maybe an hour or two.

I'm not sure. I don't remember when I started (or even when I finished).

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

Hahaha trippy.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

Heh, I did this one mostly sober :D

Although i did have a bad sandwich earlier... that might have contributed.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

*yep*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

I watched all your youtube videos earlier, back to back.

o_O

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

HAahhaa, Christ...

Errm,..how's ya brain?

:D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

FUCK!

your head is filled with the gel, man

that's the only explanation :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

bring on th NOONZ

Click for bigger (89KB)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

And a very good noon to you sir!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

G'noon!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

or something

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

Arf!

A long time ago, I spent the night in one of those big, plastic, yellow elephants found outside Happy Eaters. It wasn't very comfortable.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

better that way than the other way round

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)

GRARRRRGH!

I have no idea what noise Swamp Thing makes . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

EEK!

'ning all.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

hahaha!!

he's better then edmonds!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

~~better~~ prettier

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

~~prettier~~ sexier

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

Crikey!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

rawwwwwwwwr

what shall I do for the next 40 minutes?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

draw me a duck!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)

with a WW2 pilots helmet and goggles

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boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)

and duck should be spelt with the "k" backwards!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)

The curfew tolls the knell of parting day,
The lowing herd winds slowly o'er the lea,
The ploughman homeward plods his weary way,
And leaves the world to darkness and to me.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

Now fades the glimmering landscape on the sight,
And all the air a solemn stillness holds,
Save where the beetle wheels his droning flight,
And drowsy tinklings lull the distant folds:

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

Save that from yonder ivy-mantled tower
The moping owl does to the moon complain
Of such as, wandering near her secret bower,
Molest her ancient solitary reign.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)

someone stop me

this poem has 32 stanzas...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

.......

No farther seek his merits to disclose,
Or draw his frailties from their dread abode,
(There they alike in trembling hope repose,)
The bosom of his Father and his God.

The end

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boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)

write VERY sexual haiku

and find places to leave them on post it notes

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

old pond
a frog jumps
the sound of water

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

much sexier

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)

old lady
a yob jumps
the break of bones

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

SEXIER

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

thrust flange moist
moist flange thrust
thrust flange thrust moist
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)

that's a bit better

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)

lubricated
slumbering lump
stopped crying

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)

(I think this is the best hiku I've ever done)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)

dangerous thrusting
devastating you tender parts
you needed more gel

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

she's fallen out of

her wheelchair and she can't
get up again

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

Ahhh Swamp Thing

and the aptly named sequel.. the return of Swamp Thing.

good days.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)

I thought my phone was vibrating in my jacket pocket

but since it's on the desk in front of me I may be having a heart attack...

I leave everything to Mrs. UnderCover, except for my records which I leave to my brother and my collection of artistic prints which I leave to my sister and my DVDs and playstation games which I leave to my other brother... and my debt which I leave to my ... cat?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)

sure its not a bat in your bra?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

it sounds implausable

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

wouldnt mind being found in her bra

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266900/Teenager-finds-baby-bat-in-her-bra.html

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

Sexy tiem!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

Heehee. Pls explain your tag.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

Chedge?

Self explanatory. Surely.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

Perhaps I've no clevers today then. *rolls around on the floor*

*looks for clues*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=chedge

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

*dusts for prints*

So, he has a WEBSITE, I see. Perhaps this is a clue in itself.

I'm going to need my deciphering* hat.

*beer

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

monkey beer?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

Nah, Strongbow and Guiness. Mixed. With clotted cream. And asbestos.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

hah!

what a girly drink.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

Well, I am a girl.

Hey there!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)

really?!

*gropes*
really really?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

ERM. YES?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

hmm

i thought you was a boy.
carry on!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

I am, you oaf. I'm pulling your leg, innit.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

That's my house in the background, hope that helps...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

Now I know your name and where you live. EXPECT A VISIT SOON.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

I'll put the kettle on.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

oi, get lost

i'm stalking him already.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

Perhaps I can share my information.. for a price.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)

you know nothing i don't already

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

Gah.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

it was on the front of the fox bus

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

you are an animating dynamo of the highest order

also - you smell nice.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

He ain't called Fresh for nothing...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

I thought it was a reference to

hip hop lingo, on which I am all updated

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

Thank you.

I like your hair.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

thanks - I've just had it done

... by which I mean I brushed it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)

Did you use a professional hair brush?

It really does look good.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

I used a fork

and it got stuck, so I made a feature of it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

a garden fork?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

Woo

* Picks soap up

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)

hahahahaha!

'artnoon mole

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

Hallo Queenie!

How's you?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

sweet and dandy

although my shoulder is giving me a bit of jip for no reason whatsoever.

i trust you are chipper.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

Oh yes... I'm proper chipper.

Rub ointment into your shoulder. Ointment always works.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

Have a 'Gurntoise'

I did one with this chap's head on, but I canna find it. Woo BTW. *Clicks*

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Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

Bob Monkhouse!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

no spurs!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

will i have to be playing mario cart on the SNES at the time?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)

In all Fat Cinemas soon...

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Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

mmmm

two of my fave things.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

Governments and fat people?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

oh yes

*lady fwaps*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

Mmmmm Viennetta...

I'm always surprised at how nice this stuff actually tastes.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

it's all about the mouth feel

as your teeth crack layer after layer of chocolate

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

Stop it... you big tease....

Me wants ice cream NOW!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

really

I find them perpetually disappointing regardless of my woefully low expectations... instead of being a delicious treat I experience a viennatta as a boring chore which must be politely laboured through so as not to offend a host.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

I can't wait for pay day when I can reward all of my hard work with a viennetta

... yeah - it's a viennetta - I've earned it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

that's it bed time

laters...
I haven't had viennetta for years...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

someone did a version of this

just before the film came out - cant remember who :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

A quick search

For Viennetta and Vienetta indicates several versions, sadly...
(But not with the fat aspect)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

I did one wayyyyyy after

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)

Have ... something ...

CFBorealis

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

this is lovely -- also - it's reminded me of Half Life 2 which makes me sad :(

WOOP YOOP

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

*fires up steam*

i must replay that at some point.
As soon as they release Episode 3

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

I think this might be a one-way ride for those chickens...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

Sly...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

take dem for a ride...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

STRAIGHT TO JAIL!

sorry I heard that line in a Sherriff John Bunnell voice

How rude - lovely animation skills.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

The police will soon be on his bushy tail!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

class in a glass!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

hahahahaha

best thing i have seen for a long time :D

woooooooooo

*click*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

Thanks!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

Ace!!

Woo to Mr Foxy Fresh, have a *click*

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Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

Cheers Ninj!

How are you today?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

Great thanks Fresh

Sits green with envy though, as you are one talented wee chappie. You ok?

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Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

*wow*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

nice work

:D clicks

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

This is top quality!

Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

/likes

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

hehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)

CHEDGE!

this is mightily woo-some!!!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 8:22, archived)

Imagine the prices

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

YES!!!

First click o' tha day.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

clearly you know the truth

and so must be stopped at all costs... for the good of the economy we don't have any more.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

Aren't they all?

Gotta love 'em though.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

you really really don't

*bokes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

What's wrong with chefs?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

nothing - I like chefs

I don't like the little chef chain of roadside cafes..

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

They just look like places where bad stuff happens.

Why would anyone WANT to go in?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

Never trust a skinny chef

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

Yeah!

They might have aids.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

good advice

until you consider that almost EVERY chef is a speed and/or coke fiend... and so doesn't eat.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

All the chefs I know have massive guts, are alcoholics and love eating.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

you should never trust a thin chef.

EDIT mmmnnnnng sorry Joliet. Read the whole thread before posting flippant remark.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

Thus the circle is complete

:OD

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

I don't like circles. They remind me of SNAKES :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

Simba you have deliberately disobeyed me

there will be no one to stop us this time...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

I therefore summise

that they are old and have been a chef for a long time / came to it late...

all the chefs I know are slim and hyper and can hoover up more coke in a week than the entire Blue Peter 'team'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

and now for something completely different

I'm going to bed.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

OH NO YOU'RE AREN'T!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

don't forget to cry while you wank yourself to sleep

/bedtime routine

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

yeah will do

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

Balls.

Never trust a fat one, take up too much space in too small an area and usually lazy shites to boot.
/skinny, non-cokefiend (yet) chef blog.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

WHO THE FUCK DELETED A BIG CHUNK OF THREAD!?!?!?!

I was having a nice chit chat in that :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.

When I find out who I'm going to IGNORE THEIR FACES.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

I AM GOING TO RAPE THEIR SISTERS...

WITH COLD CUCUMBER!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

^ What she said

* Bastards!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

CUNT BUBBLES

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

BEFORE YOU GO YOU MUST FIND OUT WHO DID IT SO WE CAN LAUNCH AN OFFENSIVE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

WHY DON'T YOU?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

BECAUSE I'M A WASTE OF SPACE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

IT ALL STARTED WITH RACIST!

WAS IT THAT YAMMATIAI?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

Well, it was him or Lord S. I'LL IGNORE THEM BOTH!

I'LL FUCKING IGNORE ME TOO.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

I did that once it's kinda cook

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

I'll do it for a week or something soon. Just for laughs.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

this cock?

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23692

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

charming

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

haha!~

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

the murderer is in this room...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

shut up murderer!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

*murders*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

YOOOOOOOOU.

*throws this in as it's the only thing I have with someone pointing*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

I like it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

How can we find out?

* I want to spend hours trying to find them, just so I can ignore them?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

will it show up in your history of posts?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

*Looks

Nope, can't see it there!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

ARSE JAM!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

Hahahahaha

I saw Iron Maiden on Saturday. They were ace.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

My mate and I agreed

That rock chicks absolutely rule.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

o rly

Eddy tats are one of my turn offs.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

what about

epitaphs?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

them too, or not, perhaps

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

what about

... men with beards who need a hair cut and should get back to the gym once in a while the lazy bastards...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

I DO GET TO THE GYM MOST NIGHTS

I'M JUST BIG BONED, now shut off that bloody webcam, i'll turn myself on when i want.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

well

okay then... but there are going to be some very disappointed Anglophiles in Cambodia...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

oh go on then

*pouts

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

AAAAH Bill and Ted!

I've been trying to remember what that movie was since wobbly mentioned he say teh maiden

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

remake coming 2010

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

no way? how shit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

Yes way, dunno; a bit shit?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

and I did! and they were ace.

*Fear of the dark*
Wooooo Wooooo ooooo ooo
Wooooo Wooooo ooooo ooo
etc

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

me too mate

good gig was it not

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

Sir Spangalot..

now where's my pan

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The Tig and me, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

Sir Spangalot?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

i like big spangs and i cannot lie

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

when a pan walks in with an itty bitty handle...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

and a round thing for a face

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

and you make a tragic pun, you get SPANGED

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

Spangles

must your fave sweetie

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The Tig and me, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

*tired sigh*

*suppressed giggles*

I need to get out of here underlay underlay yehar areeba areeba

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

oh deary me

lovely lady though...
and if you're frightening the ducks:
www.wikihow.com/Suppress-Flatulence

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

My username refers

to a firework that a work colleague is going to purchase . . . Them KERAZZEY Chinese!
we were office rofling!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

There's a firework called Sir Aunty Dave The Hat?

blimey!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

yeah...

it's a box of matches stapled to a sparrow...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

bloody hell so that explain's Prodge's cartoon yesterday!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

this

www.b3ta.com/board/8535247

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

'Tell him to spang on a minute!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

why monsieur dave, with thees punnage you're really spoiling us

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

I fucking love this

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

oh god, THE SPANGAGE!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

Hahahha!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

V - typothingy

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

Cool. Shame about the choice of font though :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

LOOK AT YOUR FONT

STANDARD INTERNET ARIAL!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

I looooooove Arial.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

UNLESS IT'S ARIAL BLACK >:(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

rofl

but srsly

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

race cysts

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

you sick fuck

I have a tuna... tuma... tumour!

cunt

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

racist

arrrgh piss of the mind

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

Racist.

Piss of the mind.

PISS OFF MIND.

Sans FTW

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

Arial told me it doesn't like you AT ALL

applied to art university yet?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

It does and I haven't. I wont this year.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

get on with it jeezy wheezy

ART SCHOOL NEEDS YOU!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

I'LL STOW AWAY IN A SUPPLIED CUPBOARD UNTIL REACH NEW LAND.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

I'll see my daughter in a nunnery before I see her wed you!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

BUT I WANT TO BUM HER :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

well in that case

......wait a minute!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

just send them a picture and say hi

for next year.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

Too brown?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

i liked the font

its more rough than the last one i used :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

A Theme for Murder. Nasty nasty emo lookin' font.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

nah

its a very nice font :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

It'll never beat Walkway or Alte Haas Grotesk.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

i shall

have a look for them :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

typenowski ftw

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

PARDON?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

yay

a bit Gerald Scarfe, nice!

(the film was dodgy though, IMO)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

read the comicy graphic novel thing

the same goes for swamp thing, from hell, the league of extrodinary gentleman and will soon go for watchmen.

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arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

v was ace

and watchman will be ace

trust me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

wasn't a fan of it.

i just loved the fact alan moore said just give all the money to the artist and take my name off of it. made me like him... to a greater extent than i already did. few.. pun avoide.. MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE

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arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

hmmmm

Oh come on, a bunch of yanks put 'bollocks' in the script a few times and it's all supposed to be authentically English?

Then there was the Benny Hill bit, and that Natalie Portman's posh as fuck english accent.. Totally missed the point of the book, IMO.

The right wing TV presenter was good though.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

it didn't need to be authentically english, why would that be so important

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

it needed a paedophile priest

there was no paedophile priest.. it would of been directed by the wackowski's as well but larry was having a brief dalliance at being linda wackowski.

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arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

because

it's based in London?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

V for Vendetta should have just been more like Brazil.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

BINGO

futuristic english insanity

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

this!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

yeah..

Zack Sneider will probably fuck it up.. Apparently Terry Gilliam was going to make Watchman a while back, that might have been good

But as it is they're working their way through his back catalogue in an effort to squeeze every penny out of the comicbook film genre that they can. Pisses me right off..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

apparently dead pool

is making a cameo in the wolverine film and depending on how people react to him he might get a movie of his own. don't see that p[anning out.. and i also realise this has nowt to do with alan moore.

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arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE let this be true

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

on the down side

he is again, apparently, being played by ryan reynolds...

(

arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

TG was trying to get it off the ground for YEARS

but Hollywood would neveer give him the money

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

terry

always struggles.. and I have no idea why.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

the films good

so is league - swapthing sucked! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

Haha V for Verdana!

Nicely :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

well aren't you a

font of all knowledge

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arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

I had you figured as the type to point that out...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

well you knopw with certain people you just know how to

press their buttons.

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arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

oh aren't you a character...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

much more of this and you'll have me in a comma

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arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

tghe font is

"a theme for murder" :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

Excellent!

Now do something with Comic Sans the best of all the fonts.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

hahaha

i think i'd be sent packing if i did that :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

Boooooo!

On another note, I haven't been on here in ages, this is a little far removed from your grusome stuff, was that just a phase?

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

still doing the dark stuff

but also trying different things :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

Someone's done a 'sans man' thing I'm sure...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

That, is coOOOooOool.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

thank ya

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

I iz cleanin mi teggiz...

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Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

do not thrust so hard with your toothbrush

just ask bedlam his ~~proctologist~~ dentist told him that...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

What are you on today?

* Lets ask an expert...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

Am I being that annoying?

ok I'll stop and calm down...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

NOOOOooooooo.........!

Never stop the humour!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

lisa is no longer animated the humour is gone :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

ZUB ZUB ZUB.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

Clever kitty!

What flavour toothpaste? Mint or tuna?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

It's a mixture...

It's called 'Munta', hang on, that doesn't really work (it did in my head)

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Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

got a spare brush for this little chap?

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glubglub should be working on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

cute yet evil.

marvelous.

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arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

^ Would

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

I'll have a look

Can't let that lil' fella losing his California smile eh?

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Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

Hahahha!!!

He's lovely!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

Bang #2

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TheOther, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

Seams ok

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

bup bup be bup bup bup be bup baaaaaaaaaabaaaaaaaaaaaaa bup be bup

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

Looks like a job for...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

Indeedy!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)

still funny :D

woo!

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

.......AAAAAAhhaahaha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

Unexpected gravitational malfunction!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

ross, jane and freddy.....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

Can I play with your plucker?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

If you haven't got any balls yourself

find a friend and play with theirs!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

*Plays with k3b/-\b's balls

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

finally some action for k3b/-\b

he must be thrilled :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

*spluffs*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

you're getting off on this?

I'm savouring it....

ed: spelling fixed, I hope

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

that's my

favorite kind of ~~porn~~ dinner

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

saviouring?

some sort of jesus fetish?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

hehe

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

oops

spellchecker said it was fine...
I have been refered to as jesus on account of looks. see my qotw answer.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

your penguin powered spellcheker is weak

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

was that deliberate?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

sadly not, firefox doesn't spell check subject lines

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

well, it certainly buggered you :P

hahahahhahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

I used to look very much like jesus

like a proper swarthy middle eastern Jesus.

but I don't think I can prove it right now.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)

hahaha

I never thought Rainbow was so erotic..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

ooooo I don't suppose you'd mind working your way up a bit?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

low slung balls?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

hahaha

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

well you know it is kindof arousing and there is a prong thingo in amongst all that hair

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

the social ladder?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

*Plays with k3b/-\b's twanger

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

*gets finger caught in zippy

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

let me kiss it better

and you have another hand...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

Who? Zippy?

* Are we having a laugh, or is it just me?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

hahah you think I'm serious?

I think it's all funny, I just like to frighten people with pushing it...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

lol

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

Pluck Pluck Pluck.. oooh george loves Plucking

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glubglub should be working on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)

this can really fuck up a kid

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

Now that's a show I'd watch

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

i think ren & stimpy

kinda fucked me up when i was little

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)

"You stooopid eeejiot!"

Love it.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)

has anyone made a film of ender's game yet?

if not, why?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

coz the book is good?

and a film will ruin it?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

when has that ever stopped any one?

ever?

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arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

true..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

not all films ruin the books

a film of enders game would not only to visually exciting to watch but also would fit in with hollywood's current trend for politics

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

but when you know the ending,

the whole story is kinda pointless

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

how do you mean?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

i mean

the whole point of the book, is that you think that he's training for the final battle, and he actually is fighting it all along.

if you read the book, you already know that point, so watching the whole movie is pointless

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

well the same can be said for any adaptation

a book or a movie isn't about the ending but the journey towards it.

this is why m. night shalyman is a hack.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)

but that's exactly why 'signs' and 'the village' are such good films

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

are you serious?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

yes, they have a twist ending

but it's not the point.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)

but the story telling throughout the movies isn't very good

not only that but you have a constant niggle in the back of your mind saying "this is just a vehicle for the twist at the end"

i'll give him Lady in the Water though. that was great

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

i couldn't disagree more.

signs and the village are very well acted. mel gibson has never been better than signs and i savoured ever atmospheric minute of the village.

lady in the water, conversely, is easily one of the five worst films i have ever seen.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

fair enough, i guess he must have plenty of fans or he wouldn't still be working

though after what i've read about the Happening i doubt he shall be much longer.

i'm always amazed people like Micheal Bay movies. personally.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

i liked transformers.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

ah...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

What about Oldboy?

WHAT ABOUT OLDBOY?!

Also www.imdb.com/title/tt0400403/ - FUCKING HAPPY NOW!?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)

what about it?

the ending was very good but it doesn't do anyone justice to say the ending is everything. especially as that writes off the fantastic hammer sequence

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

The ending is the journey, without the ending the rest of the film does not make any sense.

That's not true of all things, M Shamamalyanamamam films could just be dull sub standard horror films without the endings. However Oldboy does not make any sense without the ending, the whole thing leads purely to the ending and the reason he was imprisoned.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

the ending is vapid without the lead up to it still

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

oh snap

cool

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

cheers for that

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)

lols there goes the ending

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

i love to spoil :D

reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-lU204jsiw

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

I don't like harry potter

...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

^this

No reason to read whatever the hell it was now.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)

its awesome

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

tell him Tom,

it's not the ending that is important.. it's the journey towards it :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

it is!

i want to go to battle school :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

stop whining

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

I love "Ultimate Force" me

what's not to like? A Fat old bloke pretending to be an elite SAS soldier, using lots of slang words from Andy McNab books (e.g. getting "slotted") and piss poor acting. Fantastic.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

Sounds fair to me

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

ohh countdown!!

nearly 30000 for me!
hmm... how much flesh should i show...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

i watched a bit once where they held their hands over candles

and one was crying and ross kemp was yawning.

then i turned it off.
forever.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)

It's so kewel, he's such a hard man

once you forget that Ross Kemp was beaten up by his wife and he called the cops.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

hahaha

Private Eye had a field day with that one

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

May I just politely observe....

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)

hahahahaha THAT FUCKING SLIPPER

every time

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)

\o/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

seams like you have observed

but while we're at it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)

I would love this to be a challenge. Seams stuff.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

that would destroy b3ta

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

Has the one on the left

got downs syndrome?

(

The Tig and me, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)

It took guts to serve up burgers on that balcony

RIS?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

hehehehe!

bloody good telly that was, closely followed by the balkan street one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

BOOM HEADSHOT!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

...

HEADSHOT!

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

ooooo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

hahaha!!

see, you always get found out in the end.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

You do?

*Quickly takes down ikickedasswiththesas.com"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

too late!!

apologise you dog!!

god today is dragging on.....
i can't believe it's only 14:40

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

^this

only here it's 16:40

i have 20 more minutes.. yes!

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

damn you sir!!

*slaps*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

^ this, vere much so

'ning sonny boy!

73

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!

*happy son dances*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

Y'alreet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)

bored and pissed off with this poxy hospital,

but other then that, fine!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

I apologise to everyone everywhere for pretending I kicked ass with the SAS

it was Delta Force, like what Chuck Norris does.

Yes, the days drag, but the years fly by...sunrise sunset, sunrise sunset, the cats in the cradle with the silver spoon, yes we have no bananas...sob...no bananas...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

what a knob

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

Making up that he had killed hundreds of people.

Isn't that like boasting that you kill kittens with hammers?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

i like to unplug life support machines...

LOVE ME!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

Funny you should say that

but I get a bulk discount from both B&Q and Potter's Pets.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

I'M A TRAINED KILLER

great for you, i work in an office, good luck on judgement day yeah.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)

Hahaha!

=)

74

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

zut alors!!

couldn't think of a film title m'afraid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

Jumbo?

*likes*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

Mammoth?

*licks*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

How about TUSKS

nice combo!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

i had thought of both of these

but neither really relate to the shark as jaws did. i did try zut alors but it looked shit
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/zutalors.jpg

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

Fleetwood Mac ?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

dunno about that

photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3588721/78738615.jpg

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

Ahh.. How sweet... He is floating on his back!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

hahahaha

i do wish i'd thought of that

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

You still can

Simply edit your original post and make Wobbly look like a fool, LIKE A FOOL!

Too much/not enough coffee

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

Hahaha... cock

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

Oh, Happy Nappy Kandle Doodles.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

ta!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

ELEAWS

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

Did you watch Ricky Gervais last night too?

That's excellent.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

no i didn't

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

Oh.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

sorry that reply seemed a little terse, purley unintentional

but factual.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

Haha fair enough.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

I didn't watch it last night either...

... but have seen it before, and the but about the elephants made me cry with laughter. Gervais is brilliant.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

Not quite how I'd phrase it

"Overrated and unfunny", I'd say.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

one minute i want to seek it out, the next i don't

i hate reading reviews.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

Watch it.

It is little over an hour, and in my opinion very funny. However, getting a decent review of Gervais is always difficult.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

I wouldn't say brilliant either but it did make me laugh.

Extras, however, was brilliant.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

thats ace!!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

nicely!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

yay to non-ground elephants !

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

Zut alors!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

hahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

Arf

kitten/skateboard

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

hhahaha lovely

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

hehehe!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

"Sortez de ma pub!"

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

as a belgian, i find this both funny and entertaining.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

this is rather wonderfully done

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

Top shoppin there God...

It needs no title, tis fab as it tis!! *click*

(

Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

Hehe!

Now do the same with the BBC One hippos...

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

Is that his swimming trunk?

*Gets coat*

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

i had a go at doing David Tennant...

Click for bigger (49KB)

..but its not great! still i liked the picture...!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

these are mental

i love em :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

hehehe

thanks :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

Rather apt username.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

hehehe

very true! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

tis' a nice pic

but the toap gear ones were better.

i'm not seeing tennant in this one unfortunaly.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

the toap gear were better

i couldnt get this one to work

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

but it still looks cool.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

cheers!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

he should NEVER have been the doctor NEVER

Make them a bit darker and edgier.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

FUCK YES

I thought Chris Ecclestone was good

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

YAY finally someone who understands

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

chris eccleston's doctor was too jolly

too jolly for eccleston to pull off anyway. he's far too sombre

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

Ecclestone was good in heroes

well for the few episodes he was in it! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

^this

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

also good in where i ripped that ^ from

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

i agree wid dat

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

how many times do you people have this exact conversation in a week?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

i've never had this conversation before.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

it's not the exact same one....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

and what do you make of david tennant

the smug little twat...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

He wasn't that chipper.

He was actually quite morose in comparison, and every cheerful moment was layered with a sad element.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

i agree

Ecclestone was much better. what pisses me off is the frequency he changes his companion - oh and they all want him - well excpet DONNA"OY SPACEMAN!!!"

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

I think I'm the sole member of the Donna Noble fan club...

I thought she was ace and should definitely have stayed on for a second series.

Martha, however, needs killing with hammers.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

both martha and donna got on my tits

donna was more of a laugh - but they are both annoying!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

bugger me he's a twat and they all want in his pants

at least the eccleston/rose one wasn't so bad as the martha bitch.

The reason that they don't want to have anything going between him and tate is because the last of the viewers will be left wretching things that will rivial the dr who monsters of old.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

thats totally missing the point of dr who though

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

sadly enough

i feel the best episodes recently have been the ones minus the doctor!! so maybe i'm missing the point totally :o)

i think that girl from the episode - i think it was called blink - should be his new companion.

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

I think it should be a man, and he should be a complete bastard.

That would liven shit up.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

hahaha

remember the one from the first series he dumped back home :D that was classic! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

He was fairly young and a pansy though, they need a cold bastard.

Or a 17th century pirate.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

oh yes.

yes yes yes.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

Sally Sparrow?

I agree completely. Now that The Moff is taking over from RTD, wemight see her as the companion for Series 5 as he wrote 'Blink'.

Also, no more 'gay agenda'

(gamefanatic666, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

and homoerotic undertones isn't

and him getting near enough to sexing his companions?

I know it's not just the acting, but I think a bit of a darker, broodier doctor would work. One who thinks a bit...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

thats torchwood

i loved captain jack in the first series - but he really pisses me of these days!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

haw ya wee dalek jobbie :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

It would totally rock!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

I prefer Tennant to Ecclestone.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

bizarre!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

hahhaaa

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

*deep breath* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

xnudxjndwmklswkbeghuex3djnwxdjhwdx

/impression

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

hahaha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

^ What she said

Hahaha 8}

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

she?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

Standard response No.276

* sorry

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

*puts handbag down*

*glares*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

have you got hands on hips?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

Can you get disability benefit if you have

And does it qualify you for the paralympics?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

haha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

All sing along...

You take a step to the left...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

I thought it was a jump to the left

and I got all my frilly knickers and garters and stockings and my corset out and you bugger up the lyrics *rushes to sob in the wings*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

What ^she^ said

tho my knickers are not overly frilly

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

why do people keep giving my whiging opourtunities?

*stays crying, alone, in the wings*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

"Band on the run"

~~Band~~ K3b/-\b

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the first one said to the second one there....

"I hope you're having fuuuuuuuuuuun"
KEBAB ON THE RUN!! KEBAB ON THE RUN!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

and the sailor man was loving jam

with the KeB/------|b on the run

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

You bring your knees in tiiiiiiight

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

he's a sweet transvestite (sock)

from transsexual Transylvania

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

transocksual shirley? :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

aaaaaaaaand it's a pelvic thruuuuuuuuuuuuust!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

that drives you insain

lets do the time warp again!!!!! (with socks)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

That really drives you insaaaaane

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

Lets do the b3ta/talk again......

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

S O O O O O O O O O O O O O C C C K K K !

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

hahaha

2 Girls 1 Cup, eh?

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

haha

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

hehehe

ace!:D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

*looks for hidden cameras*

*Then realises it's an animation*

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

Thanks god she didn't spot the hidden cameras

Phew

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

Problems, Kenneth?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

yup

he doesn't know what the frequency is either.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

hoi where's my tom jones song?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

err..

here

(

arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

That's (insert Nazi B3tard's name)

when a 51kb still picture is posted.
I love his rising anger.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

which one did you have in mind?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

I didn't

I don't pay enough attention to board Nazis.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

hahahaha

indeed

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

This is me coding shit

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

you have fire

have some cheesecayke

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

yay, cheers :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

Oh, that's good.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

Another from the archive:

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

hahaha

every nerds dream! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

Yes, to this I can attest

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

I would prefer the other end to be honest.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

you want to kiss her bottom?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

this often happens to me...

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

'nother good 'un :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

i am the only one that wants to see what came out of the printer?

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

she was born a man

so you might be surprised.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

even better!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

hahaha

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

Haha

Take THAT ya little shite!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

Last re-run

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

Joos, now Booze?

Time travelling Chloe now.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

not just any booze

it's pie booze, a lower quality product inrelation to the clean, crisp taste of monkey beer.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

I love the explosion :D

nicely done

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

Oh God, where's that 'I fucking love this' button we keep asking for!?

I fucking love these, but the cat one is still my fave!

(

..wil, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

I wish that would happen to me...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

Yay!

'ning everyone

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

Allo :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

Hahaha!

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

Dirty bugger.

He was looking at goatse or 2 girls 1 cup wasn't he...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

2G1C?

Woo

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

that really reminds me of that infamous GIF

that was doing the rounds sometime ago... Where the cartoon guy gets pissed at his pc and smashes his head against the keyboard until his skull disintegrates...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

I'm nos sure but I think that was one of Butters

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

haha excellent

I was doing this at regular intervals last night. I am calmer now having handed in my thesis, yay!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

hah

like this v much, It's a bit less severe than the one where the dude smashes himself to pieces

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

Ahaha, splendid.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

chillin.....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

Smug Gits!

KILL THEM - KILL THEM WITH GILOTINES!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

NO! OTTERS ARE LOVELY!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

Beavers are Better!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

almost worth a pft

Now cue "I've just had it stuffed" type joke

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

owzitgoin?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

fine

ta...

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

Never trust chav otters

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

Yay!

much better than my quick and dirty efforts which don't deserve their own thread so I'm TJing yours

TGA Made me do it. He said to shop a kitten.

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

did you do this in gimp?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

Ho yes

/too cheap to purchase software

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

fail! unshopped!! :)

good for you not feeding monoply money grubbing companies
*raises GNU flag*
*salutes*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

on my top gear typography theme - the stig

Click for bigger (23KB)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

Yay - Stig!

* Thanks you Rev

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

its not great

but i didnt have a lot to go on :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

Surely...

A nice big white helmet gives you loads to ~~come~~ go on?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

a purple helmet would have been better...

hang on are we still talking about the stig??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

Stig of the Dump?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

stig taking a dump??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

Some say that he can be depicted with funny lines

while other say woo and yay on an unusual website
all we know is...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

there not funny lines

there letters! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

the thing at the top of his helmet looks like a brace {

(|:o{D)>

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

well when i say letters

i should say all things keyboardy! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

hurrah! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

thank you sir!

i e-mailed top gear - dont know if they will get in contact! :D worth a go though! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

cor

they're really nice

I can't imagine them not mentioning this on the show

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

would be cool

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

they bloomin well should, I think they're ace

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

thank you sir!

prints available ;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

nice.

t'others are rather spiffy, n'all.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

cheers!

:) more ofthis type of thing to come!:D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

Woo! That am aces and skill.

Did someone say STEG?

Oh, wait.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

hehhee

thats all of the ace!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

STEG!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

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