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Found this old poster at the weekend

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

Pfft

"Fanny"

edit: Oh no you ruined my childish reaction to the word "fanny"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

*manhugs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

*returns*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

FANNY

othernumber

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

TITTIES

₃₆₃₅

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Ooh, a countdown!

We should make a picture together!

=D

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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

If you can wait until October, then I'm all for it :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

Heh! *blushes*

The way I've been going lately, it could be October before I get to 15k...

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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

REMOVE YOUR CLOTHING!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

*joins in uninvited*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

Jezoh!

b3ta orgy!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

good ning professor

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

'lo there!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

that's right

keep talking -- all the time we're getting closer to the money shot...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

Haha!

It won't be today, I've got to think of something first.

And save up for a flight to Germany =)

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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

I already have had mine done and waiting in the wings for 2 weeks

Sad cunt that I am

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

hahah, excellent :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

Mae

but chucklesome nonetheless

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

bah!

*shakes fist*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

Oh yeah its Fannie Mae

*fists a shake*

other marvellous investments include Wayne Kerr, which gives regular small returns im advised

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boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

Very good

(ahem i think its fannie)

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boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GREAT?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

Uncle Bulgaria?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

Britain!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

The size of your text

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

~~text~~ penis

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

*is mildly intrigued*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

~~ly intrigued~~ green, hairy-lipped squid

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

As soft as gervais....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

Haha!

'ning all =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

'ning!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

nings prof!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

good ningage squire!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

haha!~

'secure a good shat?'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

OMG REAL NEWS!!

I santanDARE you to do something about Alliance and Leicester

... also - ningles b3tans; how was your collective weekend?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Have this instead...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZADp3wyrUo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

*glees*

late 80s early 90s?

And just look at them now - who knew?

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

'lo Prof

my weekend was boozy and now I'm knackered. But at least I'm getting paid to be here.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

Guten Tag

My weekend consisted of eating and sleeping and occasional visits to the loo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

THIS except also completing MGS4

*massive amounts of extremely inappropriate behaviour*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

hullos! *hugs*

What is this MGS4?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

Metal Gear Solid 4

it's a game on the PS3 (and probably XBOX 36fail as well) with the cunningly titled Solid Snake as the main character. Sneaky beaky shooty climby war stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow!

pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow!

shooty

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

Zactly like that

when you're not creepy-creepy. I does love my sniping.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

:D tru dat

Not had a good Pow! for ages

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

Step into my office, young Dixon.

What rubber glove? Oh this.....it's for something else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

:D Pow! me up, baby :D

Right, back to workipoos.

*plants long, lingering kiss on the back of your neck*

tra

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

Phwoooar

*manlove*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

was it very very good

or very very very good?

also - ningles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

It was ace, everyone can fuck off

I really liked it. Yes, the cut scenes were heavy, but brilliant (and you can pause them).

Nong!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

alright

... and how was Care Bears the Movie?*

*firefox spellchecker appears not to have the following 3 words in it's dictionary
- Movie
- Firefox
- Spellchecker.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

Didn't get round to it....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

not on xbox

*sulks*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

Get yourself a PS3, it's the console of champions.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

Only just persuaded Lady s

to let me get an Xbox...

It serves my needs just fine... for now

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

I liked my 360 ...

and it does have a lot of great games on it!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

The 360 can fuck off

*tattoos 'Property of the Sony Corporation' on her forehead*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

there's plenty of games on the 360 and not the PS3 which are really good.

Too Human looks pretty ace.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

Good Morning Professor!

My weekend was ok. I got very drunk on Friday night, mildly merry on Saturday and went out last night and got Sloshed on Cider for a pound a pint! To top it all off as well, I am going to France for the day tomorrow which I only found out last night :D

BRING ON THE WINE AND CHEESES!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

*brings on the wine and cheeses*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

Thank you Man Slave!

How do this morning?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

And the hairy, hairy wimmins...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

Silly Wow!

French wimmins is not hairy! French wimmins am the sexeh!

I present for the defence this:http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Audrey-Tautou/Audrey-Tautou-27.JPG

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

Not really my type, she's got too young a face

and her top lip just.... grates on me. Like Scarlet Johansson. Top lip.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

Scarlett FTW!

I sat next to her at a concert a couple of years back and sex glomped myself almost instantly. Even better is that she is shorter than me which is no mean feat :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

Nah, even without the weird top lip for me she'd just be average attractiveness.

I find her somewhat plain....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

how very fortuitous

I'll be in Normandy for a wee while in a couple of weeks - if you manage to conquer France before then, could you please leave some rudimentary food and booze provision in place so that I might enjoy my holiday.

Many thanks.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

No problem.

I am off to Montroyes.

Now before any of you pedantic fuckwits correct me, I know that is not the correct spelling but I can not for the life of me think how to spell it right now....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

Marvellously done!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

Puddle Cow needs a holiday...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)

Ahhh... gloucester in the summertime

and nings everybody

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)

quack

nings JS

y'alreet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

aye...

Monday, the sun is shining, I've just cleared my desk already and ready for a day of fun and frolics

*frolics*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

The home of Dr. Foster and broken umbrellas...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

he's doing it wrong!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

poor puddle cow.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

nice puddle cow

but she looks terrorized

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

He should turn his umbrella upside down! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

Flatulent Rat Man!

CFB (150kb)
With a great brown streak, he flies through the sky to save the day!

'Ning /board.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:58, archived)

the imagary in this is impressive.

considering i was reading a post on a fart sniffing forum today.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:00, archived)

Did you agree with my views though?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)

this is you?

i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~04-02-06_29.gif

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)

it's a funny old world.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)

^this

14 year olds' wank fantasies are getting increasingly disturbing.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)

ever seen guro?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

guro?

Just googled it. Am at work.

*awaits to be escorted from the premises

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

gore hentai

Little anime girls getting dismembered and killed in various sex acts.

Would you like an example?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

NO THANKS

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

wise man

it's a good thing to tell someone you don't like to search for...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

well no, not directly.

I had been eating beans all day before my workout though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

i do wonder what forum that is on

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

Teeshirt forum

Some guy on another forum made it

"My girlfriend went to the gym and all she brought back was her stinking ass"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)

:S In some ways I hope it is real, it would be reassuring to think

that there are stranger people than me out there...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

I would say it is a work of fiction, but then again truth is stranger than fiction.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

*farts in dixon's face

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

See?

*vomits up Saccharine's bot bot*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

YES

*poops vomit back out

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

*collects in mug*

*heats in microwave*
*sells as cup-a-soup*
*profits*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

where's my cut?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

here

*slowly lowers hairy arse onto face and evacuates bowels*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

*fetches cup

profit

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

It takes a lot to shock me but my lord!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

most excellent superheroing!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)

how come you've gone lite?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:22, archived)

because the obesity problems on the UK are getting beyond a joke

so I'm doing my bit

hows you this monday morning (afternoon?)?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

Nice parpage!

TJ Sorry to threadjack, but I've a quick question: I keep running out of bandwidth on my website. I've got 10GB a month and only put images for b3ta on it. 10GB runs out after about ten days, does this seem reasonable to you? 1GB of bandwidth used per day for a few images on b3ta... Can this really be right?

Cheers.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

that seems a very excessive doing a quick maths

guessing that around 500 people would see an image, with about 1 or 2 images a day it should still only be about a quarter of that. (i think)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)

Hot poop.

That's what I use my webspace for and I hardly use much bandwidth. I think someone's stealing yours.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)

Hmmmm. That's what I've been thinking....

I'll have to investigate more.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

yes! an investigation!

Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

THAT'S NOT A FOOT THAT'S MY LEFT KNACKER!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

*Hits Refresh 50 times and laughs*

Seriously though, it does seem somewhat excessive. Can you get a usage report from the host?

(Virulent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)

Usage report... good idea. Thanks.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

PARP!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)

Nicely

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

I made Nick Cave have a big head.

Is this an acceptable photoshop? Like, is it near enough to good to pass for it if you were a little blind?
I'm practicing.
I also made my first gif, it's shitty. Still I feel like I've made a step forward.

Hello anyway. What should I call my Nick Cave with 50% extra forehead?

(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:43, archived)

Shopped pics only please.

; )

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:47, archived)

It looks like you have some promise.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:51, archived)

ahahahahah

Green Cock

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

Nick Tefal

Tefal Cave
Nickte Cavfal
Teck Falve

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DogHorse plop, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:58, archived)

hahah, looks more like Ben Stiller now :D

'ningles all you crazy b3ta people!

btw, ya might wanna optimise a little bit next time though!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:11, archived)

Optimise?

I'm a dumbo for techterms.

(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)

optimise: to make the file size smaller

in photoshop, when saving, use Save for Web and Devices in the file menu, select the file type, then set the size to something like 47k. Alternatively, upload your file to the b3ta hosting (image mode in the new message screen) and it auto resizes it and puts in a neat little link to the full image

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)

So it was written.

So shall it be done. Thank you.

(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:53, archived)

this is good...*clicks*

however, it is usually accepted that still images should be below 50kB and people are likely to shout at you if you do otherwise....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)

Oops

I'll keep them below that in the future. Merci.

(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)

YES!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)

Is this your fantasy?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)

yes. even more so since i've met him a couple of times.

god yes.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)

nick cave or the chap in the tutu?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)

nick cave.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)

*sobs* you mean I'm not your fantasy? but I went to all this effort with my tutu!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)

well, i can make some fantasy space for ya

but only with the tutu

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

I'd love to meet him

but he scares me.

I did SEE him once at my local shops, when he was staying at a local rehab centre years ago.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:56, archived)

See, I just wouldn't like to meet him

I like his music, and if he turned out to be a wanker then I wouldn't be able to listen to it again without that weighing on my heart. No, I do not want to meet him.

(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:02, archived)

Apparently he is a very nice man.

He can often be found sitting on Brighton Beach....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

Ahahah!

that's great

(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)

Excellent

now do Ant and Dec

in fact do Ant and Dec having a head growing contest until one of their heads esplodes

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boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:09, archived)

14th July - Pimp My Biscuit Tin

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:41, archived)

AAAAHAHAHAHA!!

DO MINE! DOOO MIIINE!!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:44, archived)

Ha ha

I loikes this mychly..

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:51, archived)

PIMPIN!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)

Ha Ha

Lovely

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

hahaha

this is ace.

clicky

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

I have the power

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:36, archived)

THE POWER!! THE POWER!!!

I don't have the raging horn from this image...does this mean I'm not gay?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:37, archived)

it means you're somewhat sensible and don't think blond muscleclones are attractive.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:38, archived)

YAY!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:39, archived)

but you'd sex him for money, right?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:43, archived)

I'd pretty much do anything that wouldn't compromise my health if there was money in it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:45, archived)

i feel the same, but opposite.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:57, archived)

you strange, strange man

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:01, archived)

you want to bum a cartoon??

hmmm

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:09, archived)

i'd bum anything if i got paid.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:37, archived)

* This is too much information for this time in the morning

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:48, archived)

OH YEAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:38, archived)

This ¬

www.b3ta.com/board/8555481

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)

dantstime.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:40, archived)

Do the spack

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:42, archived)

The Spack as more of a wiggle to it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:51, archived)

i figured out how to make spack and then didn't like it any more.

i like spack that other people make, but not my own. in that way, it's a lot like phlegm.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:01, archived)

It would be more fun if every browser

actually played them at the speed requested in the file.

Several folks also have to hide them or go mad, so I've
not done too many more than a handful. Limits its use.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:13, archived)

oh i love this i do.

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d d, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

hey doc. how's tricks?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:11, archived)

they is as well i guess life is.

i need to get my scanner working so i can show you guys my pictures that i think are so nice and pretty.

what is up with bearman?

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d d, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:46, archived)

yeah, get scanning. i need some laughs.

going to bed here, i'm supposed to be awake in the morning, unfortunately.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:05, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GREAT?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:55, archived)

NO WHAT?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)

WHAT???

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

Arnie

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QSc1y-RoJ9o

(Greendog I like big boobies and I cannot lie, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

blarney shmutes peyote

(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

I'm going to find the biggest bag of frozen sprouts I can

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:49, archived)

Read Watchmen Today

8/10 Bit overrated maybe. Film will probably be diabolical.

At least now i'll get all these rorchach references.

EDIT: Bloody hell 4am. Time for bed so it is lizzy! Night all.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:51, archived)

fuck it's 4am

stupid time passing!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:57, archived)

FUCK THE TREES!

RIGHT IN THEIR KNOTHOLES!
WITH A FLASHLIGHT*.

*'Flaming stick' to UKers, or something like that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:00, archived)

TREEFUCKER.

TREEFUCKER!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:18, archived)

THEY LOVE IT, THE LEAFY BASTARDS.

ALWAYS SHOWING OFF THEIR NUTS TO ATTRACT THE BOYS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:21, archived)

there are sequels, but the original treefucker is still the best.

the mechanical pig video was also pleasant.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:26, archived)

www.mingusmingusmingus.com/Mingus/cat_training.html

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:15, archived)

this is very very great.

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d d, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:16, archived)

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GREAT?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:21, archived)

This

is my new wallpaper.

And I'm not talking 'desktop' wallpaper.
I'm talking 'printing out 1600 copies and pasting it all over my living room' wallpaper.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:05, archived)

last night a tree saved my life.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:14, archived)

CPR?

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:16, archived)

cock-shattering plant rape?

no, just talked me down from a suicide after i went mad upon discovering that gatorade isn't made by gators.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:20, archived)

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

have you tried turning it off and on again?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

First darn thing I tried.

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

And you won the turner prize.

Well done.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)

Are you saying that because I said it recently and you love copying me?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)

Hahahah

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

hmm, pizza

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)

Maybe

*unzips*

say it again, go on :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

:( you have a tiny cock

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)

yes, my farm animals are diminutive

but my penis is gargantuan

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

badum-tish?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

Badum-Tish, a small village in shropshire, population: 3 drummers

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)

have you tried turning it on and off again?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

Not anymore.

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

maybe it's leg had just grow

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

i see your sheeppig

and raise you one camster

very nice sad little sheeppig

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

Hahahah! I know that cat!

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

yea he gets everywhere

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)

Tis Bumfluffery Compared With

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)

epic :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)

AM IT SAD AMIMALS TIEM?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

aww bless :)

i wanna give him baby carrots

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

Aww :(

Here's mine
www.b3ta.com/board/8555566

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)

yay for sad animals

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8555607

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)

I've seen a sheep pig and a cow-hen

but I ain't never seen an elephant fly.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

maybe

its wool had just grow.

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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)

But think of the bacon!

It would be a fantastic flavour.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

Mmmm....

*salivates*

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)

oh my word

/goes to buy mad scientist monthly

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

Domo Will Make Short Work Of This Abomination!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8555607

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)

Whats This?

It appears to be a hyperlink paradox.

B3ta boards for Image Postin' Not fer crazypostin'!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)

yer tarnation vermint!

etc etc

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)

oink.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:22, archived)

Jamie and the Magic Beer

After the series ended, Jamie really let himself go.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)

did he also forget teh upload codez?

EDIT: aah there we go :)
Sorry, sleep deprivation is reigning

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

the magic proxy munged up the filename a bit.

but it werks now.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)

fat britain cartoon identity fat crifat sis,.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

sexual

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

that am rather prettyful

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

That's wonderful :]

*click*

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

Hmmm.

This addresses the increasing sexualisation of pre-teens in western society whilst simultaneously commenting on the dangers of genetically modifying neon tubing.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

and he fucked as many of them as his victorian penis could manage

:D

or did he?

I don't know

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

His subconscious wants to use it on his mum.

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

I thin he used it on his mothers subconcious

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

No, just while she was UNconscious

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

that too

edit: I bet he loved her tits!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

She kept birds?

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

yes

nice plump chickens

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

oooooo...I've been drawing my own porn too

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

haha

*ponders draw your own porn thread*

this is probably a bad idea

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

damn right it's a bad idea, I don't have any gel

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

well, make your own!

it's both easy and fun!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

I am JollyJack.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

I'm Jolly Jack...

and so's my wife!

(Bob the Scutter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)

I am JollyJack's wasted life

No offense to JJ...

If you haven't watched Fight Club enough times to get the quote you're wasting your time here, go watch it again.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:02, archived)

Awesome, Mofaha. Awesome as always. You should get a book together.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

Oh, and if anyone can help me find the Leningrad Cowboys live performance with the Red Army Ensemble on MP3 I would be really grateful as I can only find dead Rapidshare links :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

Also. This is a post.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

So's this.

In fact it's post 8555555.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

have you tried turning it off and on again?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

I've tried weeping uncontrollably.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)

;_;

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)

OH NO! SPIDER ARMY!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

SPARMY? AT THIS HOUR?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)

IT'S ALWAYS TIME FOR SPARMY!

BRING SPOONS!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)

SPOONSPARMY?

OH GOSH FUCK.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

I've seen a video of that on youtube

Is it possible/worthwhile ripping the audio from the flash video?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)

If I can't get a decent bitrate, it'll have to do. But I'm kinda leaving it as a last resort.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)

Torrent?

thepiratebay.org/tor/3558781/Leningrad_Cowboys-Total_balalajka_TW

Apologies if this doesn't work - I'm not that familiar witht the whole torrent thing.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

Is that the one with the Red Army Ensemble in 1993?

Ohh ohh ohh ohhh ohhhhhh. You rule if this is the stuff I'm afffffterrrrr.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)

No,

it's ilovehorses BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA1!!1!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)

So sexay

But I like it in an artistic way.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:04, archived)

oh, nice.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:13, archived)

what a lovely couple

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

Would et al.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Headswap time?

Seams are a myth.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

yay!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

well, that's just odd

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

sace fwap?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

THEY'VE GOT THE SAME FACE!!!1!

TJ:

_{Meh. It was on TV last night, that's why.}

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

they're italian, what's the difference anyway?

*runs*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:19, archived)

fish heads

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

no, you just need to do more of these!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

Yep

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)

He's a happy fellow

woo!

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

Just

lully!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

*glees*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

Hve you got/ever used the meh one?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

I haven't been here long enough

to be that nasty.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

That's nice.

I hope I'm not the first to receive from you.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

Ooo-er!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

O-meter,

You came and you gave without taking,
and I sent you away O-meterrrrr

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

So it's not just me that thought that?

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

I used to live in a flat within a house that was called Olinda.

I hummed that song EVERY time I walked past the sign, for 2 years...

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)

Looks like you have been already. Woo.

edit: And...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

Yea but does it tile?

Only just...........

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)

But you have to space it a bit..

Move it about this far..................

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)

Hahaha!

That does work, yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:05, archived)

You are the king of maximum cuteness

with the minimum of pixels.
I notice your trademark different coloured back paws to front paws!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

Aww doggy!

Looks cold.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

First ever one of these

Really sorry to ruin the cuteness, it was just a challenge to tiny-CDC something so small...

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

i hope you're proud of yourself

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

Shockingly, I am

Only just cottoned on to how to edit animations, so I had to do the obvious for a first time!

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

heh

i should have known someone would do that!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

WOBBLY WOBBLY RUN RUN WOBBLE WOBBLE RUN

(

Shada, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

Haha!

Wonderful!
Roly-poly fish heads?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

eat them up

yum.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)

hehe

aceness

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

YAIY!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

Hahahah yes!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)

ROLY POLY YUM.

these are great.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:23, archived)

Just messing about...

Witterquick's new Sofa totem, though useless in battle, proved very popular after a hard day.

(Virulent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

sofa so good

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

Our sofas are Sofa King comfy...

and our prices are Sofa King low.

(Virulent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

that's totally suite man!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

Did you receive your cement

but it was the wrong type?
This saga is like Dallas.
My bet is that you will find it in the shower one morning whistling as if nothing has happened.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

or maybe I'll wake up one day to find half a lump of cement on my pillow

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

Or that

I will stay tuned.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

where cement is concerned, anything is possible

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

hahahaha

i remember when holograms were cool.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

when porno scientists figure out a way for you to be able to touch them

they'll be cool again!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

*waits patiently*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

cartoon i don't know, part 3526728.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)

Inspired by pixeloo...

Click for bigger

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

NO KITTY, THAT'S A BAD KITTY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

Kick the baby!

No, don't kick the baby...

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

HELLA TITS!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

*runs out of quotes*

Damn you! You win this round, Ttssattsr.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

*shines his boner*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

KICK THE BABY!

*Kicks*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

That baby's voice is hideously cute.

It should be banned.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

nice

here's my effort.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

When did you make that?

Presumably not since I just posted mine? Otherwise you = quick skillz.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

don't know exactly

quite a while ago, around the time pixeloo was newish and quite a few people were doing them... in fact, I did it just after the charlie brown one. About then.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

Charlie Brown one...?

Care to share?

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

it's big www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/44577/1204893116/charlieblg.jpg

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

god charlie brown is a miserable fucker

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

I think pattern baldness setting in at that age would have made me miserable too

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

Heh heh...

I think I might keep playing around with this pic to get the lighting more realistic. Not as realistic as pixeloo though, probably. :(

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

I find that difficult too

and I'm not very good with the dodge and burn tools, which makes it a bit frustrating. Good luck.

This might help www.youtube.com/watch?v=r940y3N1Yns

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

Yeah, I love that vid - that's what inspired me to try it myself

How's this? Updated... Might pearoast it tomorrow since the board appears to be dead at the minute. Mind you, it is rather late. What the fuck am I still doing up? G'night.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

low skillz nite

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

Pfft.

So it is.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

It is? Awesome.

THIS TOOK ME 4 HOURS AND HAS A MILLION LAYERS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

IT'S A VEXEL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

Same, this one expresses my feelings and stuff.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

LOOK AT MY WEBSITE, I BASICALLY JUST RIP OFF IDEAS. ALSO I VEXEL STUFF.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

AM I ALSO GINGER?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

YER. FAG.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

Since when do I rip off ideas?

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Poor embarrassed seamhorse.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

woo

for bonus neck

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

IT'S A HORSE. YOU MORON.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

:o)

have this: I love it when...

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

Oh cool!

I also love it when a (plan)²

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

Did you ~~trace~~ draw it?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

YEAH!

I TOTALLY ~~TRACE~~ DRAWNED IT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

WOW!

I'M GOING TO FLY ACROSS THE ATLANTIC TO TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY BECAUSE YOUR ~~TRACING~~ DRAWING IS SO GOOD.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

HAHAHA! Oh man you win!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

I don't usually like bullying but he's pissed me off so much lately.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

It's all good fuuuun.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

i always thought people liked vector art.

is b3ta sick of it now?

should i stop?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

It depends.

If it's got a style of its own, adds something new to the image or interprets it differently then great. The same old same old, over and over? No thankyou very much.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

well i try to do that

so i shall carry on then.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

Don't let me stop you if you don't.

Far be it from me to dictate what people should create.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

by the same token: far be it from me to be boring.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

Goooood.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

billy corgan?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)

My Tom Tom is stuck in "Wife" mode :(

(Apologies for TOAP)

(Virulent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

*snort*

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

Use this...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

Arf!

"Crying kit" :)

(Virulent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

Heh!

The "don't panic" is vaguely comforting.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

or this:

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

:¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

you've made i larf

:o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

yup

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

good to see you're still proud of your fp

i fear mine will never really be justfied, and thus never happen :o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

very

but it seems so, so long ago...

*sniffs*

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

This is grossly untrue!

you know girlies can't read maps

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

Eggs

act lay :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

Heh.

Good stuffs.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

haha, nerds don't have wives.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:31, archived)

If you still would, get help

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owensanity, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

I'll have the bottom half.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

done

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owensanity, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

*gets help*

(it doesn't help)

*signs up for ECT*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

haha nicely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

ooer

I think your Manatee is broked :)

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

oh noes she's gone cross eyed!

woo
g'nite b3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

It's the look of love, I've been told

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owensanity, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

Was that

yours with the call about cross eyed?

edit: Whoever it was please repost. I likes it.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

no it wasn't

but I wish they'd repost it now too (i think it was jeccy - appologise if im mistaken!)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

*eats*

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

fssshgrrrl.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:33, archived)

and now over to the Dalek crucible...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

I like this despite it involving Dr. Who.

Sorry to TJ old chap but can anyone tell me how to post a song on /links so that it shows up in the snazzy little player? I've got it hosted on one of those free hosting things, mediafire.com.

EDIT: Tried it and it's gone straight to the download link :( Help!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

put the link to the mp3 in the title

it should find it

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

^This^

It's automatic.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

Lovely, thanks.

I'll give it a shot.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

Mediafire is more of a download than a host. Anyway, I believe you just post the raw link as the title.

With videos you just post the URL.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

I don't know

what format is it in?
Perhaps you can help me in return. Who the devil is Mumpstead Frye?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

you need a direct link to the song...

I fucked mine up by chosing a stupid host, but if you have a direct link, like to cr3ative or zombiemoonrobots just put the URL in the URL box, and as if by majik the little player appears.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

Cr3 needs a code so I've got to wait for him to reply to my email.

Thanks :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

yeh

when I was uploading yesterday, I had to wait too, then I got impatient and thought any old host would do.

bah.

(zombiemoonrobots is good, but only for file-sizes up to 6MB)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

Nah this is a half hour mix so it's about 30 MB

I'll wait.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

he's pretty quick about it (if he's awake)

i got one a while back within minutes.
make sure when you enter it it's all lower case though, his e-mail screws up sometimes and auto-capitalises the first letter

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

Straight away :D

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

b'stard

I was doing a crapper version of that!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

Haha

EX-TEN-TION-PLEASE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

hehehe

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

EXTERMIN8BALL!!

(vaguely thereabouts)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

i bet daleks are allergic to chalk.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)

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