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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)

Congrats, you've out creeped me.

*shivers*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)

Evil face is evil

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)

and is a face

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

Ooooh...

That's really nice.

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)

it's like you've held a magnet to an old tv

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)

and the little girl's all like, "they're heeere"

and the mum's all like, "WTF? STFU LOL"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)

and then the dad, like, came into the room, yeah, and he was all "I hope you're ready for some kippers"

and he extracted from his halleburton attaché case a load of fish.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)

and the kippers are all like "SHITTING DICK NIPPLES"

and then they like evolved or something and ran away and shit

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:37, archived)

TOTALLY evolved

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

TOTALLY evolved and shit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

Yeah, but, like, totatlly awesomely evolved and shit

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)

like way totally awesomely on fucking totally on fire and shit awesome

and shit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

haha

that's excellently scary

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)

eek.

He looks like Daron from System of a Down. Or that bloke who plays dodgy blokes. He was in The Riches. You know the one.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)

Jeremy Irons?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)

minnie driver?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:37, archived)

Hartley Hare?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:38, archived)

Now THAT'S fucking creepy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

Oh wow!

I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her.

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)

interesting

and a little spooky.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)

Nice!

And it gives me a chance to pea this:

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

I do like this :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

Great stuff as usual :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

Pretty much always the case

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)

Haha

I like these madnesses

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)

Hahaha

*click*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)

Ha!

WIN.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)

Hahah!

*click*

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)

Were you ironic bbq?

This made me smile.
:) see!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)

No.

I love IronicBBQ.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)

Is he still about?

*checks ignore list*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)

His site is still updated weekly, so he's still doing his thing.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)

I've not seen him around for ages

and haven't accidentally ignored him, he was .co.uk wasn't he?
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

COCK HOLE.

www.ironicbbq.co.uk/

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

Sweet!

I've just been catching up ringpiece!!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)

I love him. I told him.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)

NO, ME >:`(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

*MOTHERFUCKER LIKES*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)

chortle

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)

ha ha ha

brilliant!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)

erm . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)

Damn you!

I waited for BLAAAAAAAAARB!

Grrrr

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)

I was also waiting for that,

thanks for upsetting me, *storms off camply*.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)

I don't get it...

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)

have you tried washing?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)

pfffff

fffft

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)

-look

-you are in small stone room. A serial killer is standing infront of you, looking you up and down. There is a door to the north.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)

EXAMINE MIGG'S SPUNK

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)

-go north

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)

-the serial killer eats your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

"sffsffsfsfsfsfsfsf!"
You are dead
Score: 14/342
Restart(R), Load(L) or Quit(Q)?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)

-smell cunt

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)

I don't understand "Cunt"

(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)

smell cunting

F_I_S_H_

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)

-Put on robe and wizard hat

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)

-you are eaten by a grue

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)

-you are eaten by a gnu

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)

-you are confused by a gui

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)

-you are rubber I am glue

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)

-say "fffhffhffhffhffhfhfh!"

(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)

-time passes

-Hannibal sits down and starts singing about fava beans and chianti
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)

-say "plum island"

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)

-Off him milk to go with his cereal

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)

Mr Prosser ignores your pleas. The yellow bulldozer plows into your house

an errant brick flies up and hits you on the head
You are dead
Score: 2/359
Restart(R), Load(L) or Quit(Q)?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)

Ctrl + z

Ctrl + z

- pick up guitar
- Play guitar solo
- Dazzle serial killer
- Make haste with an escape

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)

>Throw Baby

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)

-accidentally his face. the whole thing.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)

I accidentally a whole bottle once.

Some kids were were in the park with a coke bottle and I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)

that's nothing: a friend of mine accidentally with a whole marrow. Even she was amazed.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)

I think you're missing a word out there.

She accidentally *what* a whole marrow?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)

Click for bigger (181KB)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:38, archived)

Ahahahah

That's brilliant.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)

lolza!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

hahahhaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)

hahahahahahahaha! fecking office lollage too.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)

That's a classic.

Lolled like a lolly thing.

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Mod Edit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)

Nice.

I may try this later. I like it.

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

Aceness!

"THE WHOLE BOTTLE LOL"

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)

it was the last line

that did it for me.

(Tibble off the crack since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)

right, enough science... back to purilality

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)

GOLDEN AMPUTEE PORN.

IMAGINE THAT IN A SUPER COLLIDER.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)

That amputee can keep a decent rhythm.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)

He'd need a gold cock to spread that flange.

Anyhow, a cheeky TJ follows.

www.flickr.com/photos/soundman/2839304005/

How difficult would it be for myself to re-draw such a thing, as a vector file? I have Inkscape installed.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)

To be honest, if you use the pen well,

about half an hour.

*edits* pen as in pen tool.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)

I have no pen

I was hoping to use those curvy line things that you drag around

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

Use a gold cock then

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

Yeah, the pen tool.

Just i'm not sure about other programmes, but the pen tool on photoshop is really easy to use, just if you use it right.

I see alot of stuff where people can't seem to add anchor points, and it frustrates me a little to know they could save about 30% of the time.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)

I think I shall paint myself gold tonight.

And re-enact this scene using my new Transformers toys. Yes.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)

*tries not to come yet*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

Bugger, I don't have any gold paint.

It may have to be gravy.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)

*comes*

oh, also, happy birthday. I got you a present, but it's ruined now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)

Thanks!

*sponges down kitten*

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)

FUCK MY PHANTOM LIMB THINKS I'M WANKING ARRRGH

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)

That better be your quote on stats.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

pfft

I don't think I post enough anymore to be on the stats.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)

I've dropped 10 places in the last 24 hours.

I like seeing my quote :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)

Look mam!

NO HANDS!!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

is he rubbing the carpet to give her a static electricity shock to the neck

or having a tommy tank?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)

Tune in this Wednesday

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

hahaha

Nicely!

The impending doom is upon us!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

I'm hoping to catch an exotic particle and breed with it.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

~~breed with~~ rape

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

The universe started wth a fart

and the LHC will prove it.

(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

TWAT

according to the university of manchester

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

It started with a twat?

(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)

#who knew it would come to that#

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)

hayden panettiere next to hadron ftw!!

edit: we're all gonna die wednesday.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

We're not going to die.

We're going to become something new, different, and better.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX5JBsKih0c

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

you know you can't so i guess you might as

OWNED!!!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

not that anyone cares or knows what I'm fucking on about anyway I'm sure

but is anyone else finding it a bit worrying that Prof. Higg has been so very quiet in the past few months...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)

he's dead, Dave

Dave

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

he's not - I saw him the other day

I smiled at him

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)

... at least I think it was him

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)

It was a rapist, wasn't it.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)

yes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)

Here, you might need this....

*hands anusol*

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)

who's dead, Hol'?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

arev bin eatin alf the crew

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)

Heh!

'edit' initially read that as hardons :s

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)

heheheheh!

bah, the worst that could happen is that a portal will open to another dimention; we'll all suddenly get very good with side arms for no reason, and have to spend most of the day beating head-crabs with crowbars.

Nothing to it.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)

RESONANCE CASCADE!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

"I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade. Let alone create one."

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)

Fuck yeah!

I like to wedge the scientists in the door, so that when the explosion happens you can see them pop.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)

Damn, I'd be useless if it happened

I'd probably end up pissing about doing all the things I did in teh game, like dupe security guards into running infront of auto-turrets, or messing with Laster trip bombs and setting up ever more elaborate explosive displays

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)

I'd crowbar all the dead stuff so it exploded.

SPLUNCH!

Have you seen the half-hour Half-Life speed run?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)

....no?

the BEST HL vid Ive seen is this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)

If you have a half hour spare, I'd watch it. The little tricks and glitches he does are insane. Better than watching telly.

video.google.com/videosearch?q=half+hour+half+life&emb=0&aq=0&oq=Half+Hour+Ha#

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)

I shall be watching this when I get in from work!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)

Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)

Pah!

Half a billion fucking pounds (from the UK alone) spent on something that uses extraordinary amounts of electricity that scientists themselves keep telling us to conserve in order to save the planet.

What good will finding the Higgs Boson actually do any of us? Nothing. That's what.

Fuck science, man. It's full of hypocritical bastards.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)

It's not even because of us, use all you want.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

This is why I went into Medical Physics,

I can at least pretend to be ethical

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)

Bull!

You love the hardrons as much as the next person!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)

science doesn't tell us to save electricity.

Governments and newspapers do. According to science, air, earth and water quality improves each year.

BUT AL GORE SAYS THAT HIS SCIENCE SAYS THE WORLD IS DYING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)

Have you seen the graphs which link air temperature and C02?

It's the most tedious 'relationship' ever.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)

LOL SCIENCE!

Its not going to make a difference anyway.
You could find a relationship between Irn-Bru consumption and global warming if you wanted to

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)

I already have. :D

Anyway: global warming IS happening, but it's not because of us, it's just what happens, it'll cool down in a few thousand years again and there'll be an ice age and whatnot.

Thats just how it is.*

*doesn't actually know, but it would be impressive if this happened.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)

Thats what apparently happens

The world cools the heats itself etc....
over such a long time frame that we wont notice it, unless we accidently destroy the world with large hadron colliders.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)

Why would a collinder e(a)ffect the world?

Unless it was giant!

I sometimes wonder how big the largest collinder ever is.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)

Drainage of magma

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)

yes,

I love that despite data showing no significant relationship between temperature and CO2, the hand-wringers just say that it does show a relationship. It just does. OK?

NOW BUILD A FUCKING UNDERGROUND BUNKER AND SEPARATE YOUR RUBBISH SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN MAKE MONEY OFF THE RECYCLING COMPANIES WHO CREATE MORE POLLUTION AND USE MORE ENERGY THAN WAS INFLICTED IN MAKING THE FUCKING THINGS ORIGINALLY.

Landfills ftw. Safe, clean and piss people off who know fuck all about science.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)

Not C02, no

CO₂, possibly.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

What's the big deal?

I've seen hardons collide before and the DP is barely even interrupted.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

*bokes*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)

I always get hardons on buses

usually as I'm due to get off!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)

*gets off*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)

Are you Prince?

:D

Edit: 'ning sah!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)

No, I'm teh WebSheriff

*sues*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)

Give or take a couple of letter rearrangements.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)

*gives letter rearrangement*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)

Well if you're not going to use it...

*takes back*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)

pearoast

(Virulent, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)

hahahha, i love that pic, brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)

Yay!

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

Pfft

They don't start the actual collisions until October 21st, according to WP.

(Cloudane, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:12, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

nicely done

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

ta!

it looks like three minutes work but ashally it was an hour and a half!
EEEK! WORK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

SOCK BLAAAAAAAARRRRBBB!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

Hahaha

Terrific!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)

TO THE PUB!

Yay!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

Some good solid blaaaaaaaarbage there.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

She winked at me!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

*waits for him to stop and breathe*

Arf :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRBB

Nicely done Mr Hat
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

BLAAAAAHAHAHAHA

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

He's all: "I WANT TITS TOO"

and she's all: "YO I'M A CAT WITH TITS, YO"

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

BLLAAAAAAAARBBB!!!!!! hehehehehehehh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

Hahahah BLAAAAAAAAAAAARB!!!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

Hahahah lovely!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

Woo!

Hhahahaahahaha :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)

*does gleeeeeeeeeeeee! arms!*

Hurrah! C]:0D
yippee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)

Haha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)

Nice.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

Pfft!

(

collapsibletank procreates, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

Hahaha!

feckin click right there!

(

Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

haha

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

Hahahahahaahaaha

YO STOP!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

lol!

(

Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I know how I like mine.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)

oh dear lord....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)

You like your eggs....

kissed? eh? I am being monumentally dim here, but I don't get it.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)

With a kiss

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

Gaaaah

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)

Hahaha

Spang!!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

Hahaha! WIN!

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)

unfertilised?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)

Hatched or unfertilised, I'm satisfied...

as long as I get my kiss.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)

KISS 100

bam bam breakfast?

probably not any more

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

Hahaha

Spangage!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

hahaha :D

(

Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)

I like to plunge my cock in some raw eggs every morning

Then cook the lot for about 20 minutes.

Pepper, salt, little bit of hot sauce and whipped cream with chocolate sprinklers.

Thanks.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)

When you say cook the lot

do you mean your cock inclusive?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

You disgust me!

yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)

God gave Sock and Roll to you!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

Put it in the sole of everyone!

:OD

(

Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

Come on, fHeel the noise!

fHeel the noise! hahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

Hurray!

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

Hahaha

Nice tongue action too

(

Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

That's always nice to hear.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

Looks good..

except or the hepatitis .

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)

No reason - Just for the HELL of it.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

My word that is dark

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

Heh Heh.....

The cuddly toy's a nice touch.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

THE NICE TOUCH OF THE CUDDLY TOY?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)

BAD TOUCH!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

SHOW ME ON THE DOLL etc.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)

Ouch

Nicely done, mind

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)

I think this is one of the bestest things EVER!

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

thanks!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:37, archived)

V.G.

move to the front of the class

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

I yams what I yams

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)

Yay

Woo!

(ptet is happy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)

would...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)

hahahaha, brill!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)

He looks like he just poked his eye on that fork!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8721635

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

It nearly made me wince!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

I GODDAMN HATE EYE STUFF.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

reply pearoast

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

MY BRIAN CAN ONLY THING OF ONE GOOD WORDS A MINYOT.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

IT NOT YOU FAULT YOU NOT EDUCATION

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

ITS THE GONVREMENTS FAWLT.

ALSO THE COMPUTRONS.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)

I shall go to specsavers from fear of that happening.

(

Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

Ah the good old days

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

This makes me wince!

As I'm sure the film will too.

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

Bristol Palin's let herself go...

(ptet is happy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)

Bristol Palin's let herself go...

a bit.

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)

isn't she that bint from Dr. Who?

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)

Catherine Tate?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

That's the one

I was going to say David Tennant at first

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)

I wish I could swim,

Like dolphins, Like can swim

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)

You can't say dolphins around me

Or this tends to happen....

Or Prince or cock
:D

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

Hahahahaha

I still love this

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

Ahaha!

'risks it'

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

Chortle!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

peado!!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

he's only blowing raspberries on her belly!

wait, that actually sounds rather wrong

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

Hahaha

*chortles a bit more*

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

Hahaha

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

the eyes make this win!

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

hahahahahah

THE EYES!!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)

HAHAHAHA

*cleeeck*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

OH GOD

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

D:

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

Were you not around for the Prince compo?

There's a lot of history there, unfortunately none that we can see.

D:

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)

that grapes my squildo

in a way that worries me........

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

Am I bad and wrong...

...for being unable to unsee her saying "harder, harder et cetera"?

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)

if you are

we both are.

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

Still makes me roffle

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)

Bristol Palin's let herself go a bit

wait...who?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)

I know...

I daren't ask...

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)

Bristol Palin's let herself go a bit

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

Me glazzies!!!!

If only the people commiting crimes weren't the same people keeping these fucking awful things going...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)

Goddamnit I hate eye stuff.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

Even spluff?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

Hahaha

'noon cuntos

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)

Alex has a puffy eye at the moment

I see it and it's like *criiinge*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

I just had to put cream in my eye :(

nasty shizzle.

(

Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN MY EYES WENT RED FOR A MONTH.

It was gross and the hospital put dye in them and touched them a load. I then went to the pub with dilated pupils, and orange eyes/face.

TREU STROY.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)

That sucks!

I hope they don't have to do that to me or i'll run away :(

(

Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)

Nah, it wasn't too bad. Inverting the eyelids was gross, as was the surface of the eye pressure test.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)

Sounds rather bad

can barely even touch my eyes D:

(

Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

when i was fitted for contact lens, i wasn't very good at getting them out,

the optician wouldn't let me go and figure it out in peace at home, she clawed them out of my eyes with inch long fake nails.

these same contact lens later made the sharp focused vision bit of my eyes stop working for a day due to depriving oxygen to my eyes. don't think i've been so scared as when i couldn't read or even see my face in the mirror.

i don't wear contacts anymore

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)

I once thought i still ahd my contacts in and tried to remove them, when infact I had removed them earlier in the day... THAT wasn't too funny...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

were you drunk at the time?

i used to wear gas permeable ones and would fall asleep with them in when drunk. this dried out my eyesand stuck tem shut the next day.

i love my glasses

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)

well... only a little bit :D

and yes, I've slept with teh lenses still in too... I've never done it since.

What is scary is when one lense pops out for the first time whilst you're driving...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

umpah lumpah dumpity doo

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

It didn't help that I'm a FUCKING MIDGET.

Turned out it was Episcleritis.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)

Of some young guy?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)

Hahahahh! I saw some reviews of that "Disaster Movie" - it almost sounds worse than anything Uwe Bol has made

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

steady on now...

worse than Uwe Boll?

is that even cinematically possible?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

Well I'm not willing to subject myself to Disaster Movie to find out.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)

I've not even seen a Uwe Boll film yet.

don't know if I should be happy or sad.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)

I have sat through

about 40 minutes of House of the Dead. It's one of those films where you wonder why they bothered even starting to make it..

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

40 minutes? Masochist!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

I know, I know..

I was just curious to see how bad it would get, TGA is right, Uwe Bolls films are like watching a car crash

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

I bet it's not a patch on Seven Years In Tibet

Brad Pitt doing an Austrian accent is well sexy.

For all the wrong reasons.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

worse than phantom menace?

i don't think i've ever disliked a film more than that

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)

IndyIV < Phantom Menace

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)

that's a BOLD claim

The Phantom Menace was very, very bad!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

Well, in place of Jar Jar Binks, you hace CGI gophers, CGI monkeys and Shia LeBrat

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

oh dear

well at least i didn't shell out money to go see indy 4

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

I saw ten minutes of Epic Movie

and wanted to scratch my eyes out with a fork.

People get PAID to write this kind of crap

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

I told her "It's not the music that makes you violent. It's a reflection of my feelings

"She still didn't understand, so I, like, threw a chair at her ..."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

Haha!

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

This makes me wince!

As will the film I bet!

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)

Brilliant!

woo

(

Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)

This is ace.

I love him I love him I love him.
Even in that rubbish film where he turns into a cat.

(

fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)

Cat People is awful...

But Natasha Kinski tied naked to a bed makes it bearable

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

We're under attack!!

Click for better quality (212kb)

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)

Thats slamming!

Boing Boing Boing!

*clicks*

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)

stomp

stomp stomp

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)

STAMP STAMP STAMP

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)

STANP STANP STANP

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)

The giant cat had seen off the threat from the Killer cars...

but at what cost?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)

Ooooh... wobbly!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)

Slamming cat needs to work on his aim!

or is he missing the people on porpoise?

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

Heh, that's a good idea!

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

That is what I first expected!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)

SPWANG SPWANG SPWANG

Where is that?

(

fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

Tallinn, I believe

www.tallinn-life.com/tallinn/old-town

'doesn't know where Tallinn is'

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)

estonia

just like my women.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

Chortle!

Took me while to work out what the aminal was!

(

..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)

I believe this is excactly what I signed up to B3ta for.

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

I mades an Alien. It's naked, but it looks friendly.

Um, which may or may not be a good thing...

(

..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)

self portrait, innit?

(

Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)

Sorry WiL...!!!

I couldn't resist...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)

:D:D

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)

Yay!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

:D :D :D

Feckin marvelous!

(

..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)

todger todger todger todger todger todger todger todger

(chippy time travel agents, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)

does he play golf?

(

Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)

That is wrong on so many levels

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)

ARgh! KILL IT!

It looks a bit like the most annoying creature in the world
_{From the wrong door}

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)

That was good

made doubly good by being made with b3tans

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

It did make me lol

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)

Anyone else notice the rip off of HappyToast's old people sign?

I wonder if whatshisface got permission *wonders*

EDIT: Yeah, I'm a bit thick, like.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)

Well, HappyToast helped make the programme, so I reckon it's fine.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)

Haha, I probably should have known that.

wups.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)

I kinda guessed, but it's nice to have that confirmed,

as there seemed to be a lot of his style and ideas in there.

(

..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)

TBH that little bit of HTs stuff I recognised was the only good bit of Ep2....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)

Hmm

It is kind of not that funny, which is a real shame.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)

Happytoast made some of the stuff

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)

Crikey!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

DONGFOOT.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

you rang?

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)

G K

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)

put a dong on it

ey that's good that tony

(

Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

Good afternoon, Colin.

Colin.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)

COLIN

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)

C-O-L-I-N

WHAT HAVE WE GOT?

COLIN!

*cheers*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)

A LITTLE GHOST. OH LOOK. A LITTLE GHOST.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)

I know, right.

I still don't think it's really 'me' but I couldn't chooose!

*needs to make a big donation*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)

DUCK IS BEST.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)

Duck doesn't suit me though :(

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)

I'M GONNA PUT A DUCK COSTUME ON YOU, BOY.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)

*grumps*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)

HELLO LOL

(

Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)

CLOLin

How's life as a Colin, Colin?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)

Thats reet good that is

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)

I considered putting a hand on the end of it,

but I figured it would just look like he'd dropped his apple...

(

..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)

I reckon it should go into a treetrunk which is rooted into the ground.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)

Haha! Marvelous idea!

Alien Pron could be an amusing project, I may do more...

(

..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)

I shant sound too keen so as not to seem like a deviant.

BUT FUCK YEAH, DO IT.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)

Better offer it a cup of tea

QUICK

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

haha terrifying

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

it's striking a casual pose

this may be your last chance to have sex with it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

How?

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)

three legs

two butts
double buttsecks

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)

But there could be teefs in there!

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)

find an orafice

and insert things into it... failing that frot yourself off with it's armpit.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)

Christy

It's excellent but far too much skin for my work PC I'm afraid so I'll have to adblock it :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)

That's a shame!

Maybe I shudda put some 3 legged Y Fronts on it? ;)

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)

cor!

check out the trunk on that

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)

Maynard?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)

hahaha!

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mutated monty, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

Jebus Fooking Christmas!!!

As I was slowly scrolling down, big NSFW alarm bells went off in my head... Then not.

Well done, sir!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)

How does it

ride a bike, amonth other thingsw. OUCCH, I cut my finger!

Yay!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)

Grave danger for Romeo...

Click for biggegereer.

Clicking causes Uganda to inflate! (But probably not.)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

Do they have any gel?

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

nah, they only had goose fat in those days

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

I've heard good things about -REC

If only the PS3 would support subtitles...

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)

you know what, I've not even tried DVDs with Subtitles on mine... I must investigate!

I was gonna junk my DVD player and use the PS3 to save space, but now you've said that, I'm glad I haven't!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)

It almost certainly does on DVDs

just not downloads with external subtitle files yet (although it probably will eventually).

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)

aahhhhh, I see...

well that's something else I've not tried - playing video files on it...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

set mine up to stream music from my PC last night

then I listened to music while the Earth swam through space...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)

God a love that feature

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

does the ps3 play normal dvds or just bluerays?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

both

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)

cool!

i didn't know that.
i thought it just played blueray

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)

it upscales normal DVDs

to make them look better and so that you're always happy with the ending.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

In that case I need one

I wasted both time and money watching The Cottage last night. My viewing pleasure would have been enhanced by a PS3.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)

is that film as crap as it looked?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)

I tried to watch that on my BT on demand filum box thing

but the daft thing wouldn't work - a narrow escape by my estimation...

I saw Doomsday the other day, which wasn't bad...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)

neato

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)

I see.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)

Man-gel.

Yes.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

What's the difference?

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)

To get to the other side!

Wait... That's the wrong joke.

Dammit! Lunchtime's up. Bysie bye!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)

Damn you to hell!

bai

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)

Ace as ever Matazone :)

TJ: I know I have asked about this before, but never really had a satisfactory answer, but how the hell do you work with animations with CS3? If you can't import them with Photoshop, with what other software should I be using in the CS3 suite?

For I miss messing around

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)

I've had to use Fireworks CS3 - thing is, it doesn't come with teh designer's suite, which is the dumbest thing on the damn planet.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

You said it

What I appear to have with the suite is Dreamweaver, Flash, Illustrator, Indesign and Photoshop, so am stuck :(

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

bit torrent is your friend.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)

Last time I downloaded a torrent

I was rewarded with a Trojan for my troubles, perhaps things are different for Macs

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)

I'd get it

but I run windows 2003, and they don't fucking support it!

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)

I don't know what it is but I don't like that it came from my brain :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)

ooooooh

Spooky black flame face!

Get it tattoo'd!

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)

I should probably design tattoos. Because everyone says I should.

AND I WANT PEOPLE TO LOVE ME

¦: |

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)

stop stalking me then!!

i see you in the bushes!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)

get on with it then

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

I would deffo be happy to have one of yours done,

if ever I have the money and inclination, I'll be in touch! ;)

Oh, and woo!

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

I'm real expensive, you know. :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

it is a squiggle

now draw boobies!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)

ON A CAT. FUCK YES.

I CAN SELL THIS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

*buys*

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theswirly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

keeeeeerrrrr-CHING!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

YOU'D BE A DRAWING MERCENARY

YOU'RE IN IT FOR THE MONEY YOU DON'T REALLY LIKE CATTITS

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

cgi.ebay.co.uk/Edwardian-Taxidermy-Cased-Red-Squirrel_W0QQitemZ290258273175QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item290258273175&_trkparms=72%3A12|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

no tits

no sale

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)

It's a great picture

...that's what it is!

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theswirly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)

FIREY HEAD OF FIRE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)

nice skull!

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)

It was meant to be a pretty lady, and then this happened :((((

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

I'd do her

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

aah,

you slipped.

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)

that would look good growing out of a wall behind you and you can only see it when you look in a mirror in front of you

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

Haha! That's a brilliant idea! WRITE A FILM.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

I CAN SEE A FACE!

What do I win?

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)

ME.

OR SOME DOLLAH.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)

I dont want any more of your dirty internet moneys

I will have to take you as my slave.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)

BE GENTLE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

Oh, I will.

*uncrosses fingers*

I see you've been playing Spore a lot this week.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

GET A HAIR CUT YOU HIPPY TRIBBLE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)

flaming face thing? OUTSTANDING!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)

Gigglegigglegiggle.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

terrifyingly woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)

Nice skull!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

:'(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

hahaha!

GO GET 'EM PIP!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

.....

Pip speaks the truth

What's Art's hadn gonna do behind her head?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

wet wormie

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

ARGHH

"WET WORMIE!!!"

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)

oh boo bloody hoo hoo. show us some tities

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

titties

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

WHY the hell did I click that link? WHY???

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

you've gone and spoiled it for the rest now

/edit
how come JJ happened to have that link at hand?

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

how come JJ happened to have ~~that link~~ a camera at hand?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)

yours?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

f' fk's sake

You're not posting tubgirl again, are you, Jackson?

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The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)

Course not.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

ha ha ha

bloody Ausies

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

that is being sympathetic!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)

get yer tits out pet

and while yer at it gettus a beer.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)

oh man if any woman said that to me I'd marry her!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

beer tits?

brilliant!

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)

Lock'n'Load.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

Hang on, "SOB" in quotes?

Is this sarcastic bawling?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

OMG

she's working for THEM!

it's all going to go wrong for Art and Pip... the cunning twats!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

re: your sig

Just 'pillaging'? That's no fun. What about the other part?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)

rape never went away

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

Sorry, being overly critical. Love SA really.

Anyway, I'll threadjack instead. Anyone know anywhere I can see a bit of code or method for generating white noise spectra? Gotta clip the bandwidth, then inv-FFT back to a trace.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

I was with you until just after noise

... now I think you might be rehearsing for a Sandra Bullock film about computers...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)

Yes, I do indeed know nothing.

But I need noise within a specific bandwidth, and the only way I know of is to start with the spectrum, cut a chunk out of it, then turn that back into a signal. But to start with I either need a long white noise signal or a spectrum of one. And I don't know how easy/hard it is to make one up.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

white noise specta as in a gaussian distn?

bunch of pseudorandom uniforms and sum them.

what are you working in?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

C++. Not specifically Gaussian as far as I know.

So, just a string of random numbers will make for a noise sample?

Then I could FFT that, clip the bandwidth, and inv-FFT it to get the band-limited noise I need?

I just wondered if there was a shortcut to making a spectrum. Could it just be uniform amplitudes with random phase, or will that go 'orribly wrong?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)

this is tending out of my area.

think that you could generate a uniform random vector, mean zero. and then transform such that the autocorrelation is the identity...

/tending to talk out of my arse now, becuase I'm a bit uncertain about how to do what you want to do.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)

OK ta.

At least I know I can start with just random numbers to get a noise signal, and manipulate that as I need to.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

oooohhh, this is gonna be good :D

somehow, after reading Pip's line, I just imagine Art, Scarlet adn Pip in suits waslking down the road Resevoir dogs style "Going to work" :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

interestinger and interestinger

art's looking a little thin today, or maybe it's just those crayzee eyebrows he has

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

Pip's gonna get medievil on they asses

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

All his maces would be made of rubber.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

YAY

MONDAY SA!

Lock and load, Pip!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

I prefer garfield

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

this shit just got real

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

DO A MISCARRIAGE STORYLINE

THAT SHIT ALWAYS GOES DOWN WELL IN WEBCOMICS

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus zombie foetus

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

ctrl-alt-del was always shit.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)

Will they go in guns blazing? Scarlet and Pip must be pretty pissed off enough to bring out the heavy.

Such dramatic times call for some light hearted boobies/pouncing acting. Most likely from Chloe.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

Go Pip! \o/

Punch 'em in the nadgers!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)

A tribute

Had to get this out of my head so I can work..

www.b3ta.com/board/8714477

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

work that flooarRRG

oh god yes, YES

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

Scotty - beam the procurement team to the bridge

we need to order more pens.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

ZOMG!

it's the Romulons - they've targeted their phasers onto accounts payable... the cunning twats

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

they've targeted the norse now!

we'll be runed!

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

get HR up here

we need to recruit more redshirts

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

twunning cats :)

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theswirly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)

hahaha!!!

the best bit is they don't get paid!

or the worst bit...
hmm.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

It's wallpaper paste! Yes! It's a decoration simulation!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

My Picard disagrees with your Picard

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)

Hahaha!

Rockin'!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

hahahahha!

You'd think, that with all that time spent on inventing holodeck, transporters, replicators and fucking great spaceships, that they would come up with something a bit better than a mop for cleaning the floor. That and seat belts.

:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)

And fuses.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

do you ever wonder if they go to the toilet

or just beam their poo right out of them into space ...

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

I KNOW there is a joke about Uranus and Klingons in there somewhere....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

I love watching crappy old cheap sifi.

I love the inaccuracies.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

yeah, like hiding in a fridge to save yourself from a nuclear explosion

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

GAh!

Still hurts to think of that film...

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)

Well, I like it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

Yay!

hosted better on b3tards

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

Bah!

Is MSN gropes playing up?

EDIT: Hahahaha! Woo!
REDEX!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

Barclay's spunk I say.

Woo!

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

oh woo :D

that's unnervingly accurate :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

Hahahaha

Lovely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)

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