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Helloooo ladies...

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Ninj, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

1,000,000 times:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

face

www.b3ta.com/board/8747889

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

Hahaha

Simple and effective :)

Today be A-Team day. Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

who's incharge of this badge?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

Has anyone noticed the quo on facebook?

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

No but I saw them in the Thames with a whale!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

a sperm whale?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

Really?

Was John Peel not there?

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

YEs

He was holding the dead pope

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)

ningles Tan

big congrats on your FPs!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

'ning Joe!

Thanks mate!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

*pokes*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

he was a miserable old fart

on celebrity big brother,although i did agree with some of his political views....

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

Jesus!

He's getting on a bit!

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Ratsta, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

dont have a cow y'all

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

ARGH1111

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WormuIus, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

He doesn't have a cow anymore

because he's eaten it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

Oh I miss King of the Hill

especially Boomhauer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

"Throw the ball bobby!"

I've not watched that in AGES....

Top stuff! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

ill bung this repost in too

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)

BA Maracas

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

I never knew he was Jewish

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

yeah

don't like him so much now do you racist?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

I love him even more than ever

you jumper-to-conclusions

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

Loves the kosher meat, does Monty.

Morning, bastard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

I do love the salt beef

Morning luvva

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

talking of Dara O'Briain, I just found this

thing

EDIT Arse I just remembered you can't utube at work.

How are you feeling today BTW

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

I've saved it for tonight.

Edit: I'm much better, thanks lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Young Dara O'Briain as a gameshow host:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

I am well thanks

(sorry, I got called away and couldn't reply down there *points*).
You alright?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

you don't notice cock details

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

or that episode of the simpsons where he helps Krusty

have a Bar Mitzvah

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

Vote for Obama Foo'!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

LIES

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WormuIus, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Is it ATeam day?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

remember, there's no "I" in team....

...but there's a "U" in cunt.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

Hahahah

That shall be my inspirational message of the day.
*prints*
*sticks on wall*
*offends customers*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

No I in "team"

...but there's 3 in "sanctimonious prick"

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

Did you not get he memo?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

he memo?

was it addressed to Skeletor?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

thats

THE A team to you, foo

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

yes.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!

sorry but this made me piss myself!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

You cant beat a good A Team pun

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

Emo-T or Temo

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Exactly the same source images ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

What are the odds eh?

I'd say about 1/2

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

copycat

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Gah!

You beat me to it!

Any more?
:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

Only this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

*whistles*

Woo btw, I love that!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

*waits for barrage of identical pearoasts*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

shake em!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

MOTHER!

shes like no other,MOTHER! :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

Dandelion & Murdoch

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Ninj, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

crazy fool

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

*chuckels*

good work, carry on

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

I love it when a plamph comes together

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

i also love it when

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

Dolce & Banana

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

^{^_} 3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

hahaha

longnose is happy

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

arf

Oh Ninj...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

I do apologise, here have a WWII General...

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Ninj, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

would

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

alice in chains

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

haha, you fool

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

I like this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

Mornin GA

How art thee. Tell you what, we all missed a trick eh? Stick a dead
animal in embalming fluid, what a few years, sell the buggers off and make £70m!

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Ninj, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

*doesn't get on no damn plane*

*loves it when a plan comes together*
*loves it when him and those 3 chicks he's banging come together*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

Lovely!

Much nicer than the drink.

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

Haha

I had some of that shit the other day.
It used to be so mush nicer!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

Ning, peeps.

One absent B3tan on a caterpillar. Drawn at her request, I hasten to add :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

Hellooooo nurse!

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Joliet, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

Oh, so she's still in touch with some people then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

I know a couple of B3tans who's work has blocked the site.

I keep in contact with them via other means.
(tin cans and string/smoke signals/etc)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

Carrier Pigeon 2.0

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

IPOAC is an open specification actually.

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slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

Chorizo?

I'd recognise that arse anywhere

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

Sausage Lady!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

Absence makes the shaft grow stronger

it appears.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

Ello!

I am a nice juicy caterpilla!

A bugs life blog

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

fanj has shorter hair and bigger boobs

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

SALAMI CART!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

well hello JJ

more SA today?
also update the sketchbook please

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

that's one hot

caterpillar!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

cant say i care much for its garnish however

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

ace

but I thought rob was a strawberry blonde?

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

that is one sexy caterpillar!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8747832

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

bloody mindpissage.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

very nice :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

I miss her!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

Heh.

I forgot about that pic :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

I'll NEVAR forget about that pic . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

Whwoar!

I'd cat 'er pillar!
Whatever that means...
I'm sure she doesn't even have a pillar.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

Not just a treat for her...

Best arse you ever drew Jack.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

Who on b3ta has a cracking arse like that

and where might I find her on a friday night

*rubs thighs*

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

Me and the missus were just talking about her the day before yesterday ashally

Nicely done (duh)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

I was wondering where she was

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

Whozat?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)

'nings!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

Hahahaha, beautifully realised, Mr Toast.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

Ah, but is it the real HappyToats?

Bridge... check.
Shark... check.
Helicopter...
Helicopter...

FAKE!

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

Like Damien Hirst, HappyToast is merely one man throwing stupid ideas at a gang of eager, puppylike lackies

they do all of this drawing shit, I can't even hold a pencil I'm so fucking rich and smarmy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

haha

*pictures smug croissant man with a happytoast head*

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

ha, he dreams of reaching my level

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

I forget the artist who did

the cutting animal in half thing first - he also had his inside out house sculpture ripped off too

I guess Hirst had the better PR

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

Ah hah!

This explains riverghost's tale of supposed impostery.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

yeah, but I had that guy killed

he clearly was getting too many ideas above his station

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

That maked my head go funny(er)

Maybe he hangs out in bars pretending to be you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

His work is utter bollocks

I had the misfortune of seeing some of it years ago.

"The physical impossibility of death in the mind of someone living" = Dead shark in tank.

What a pretentious cunt. A rich cunt though.

EDIT: Just noticed the reflection, nice touch :)

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

I see head people

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

And happily wee in it to tint the formaldehyde yellow.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

smashing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

I'd like more of his stuff if the names weren't so pretentious

very woo pic :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

Its only the names I like

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

the shark one was kinda cool

as the sides of the perspex were concaved and convexed making it look like it was wiggling as you walked past it. or so I was informed. It's also on the cover of How the Dead Live by Will Self and that's an awesome book.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

Hahaha

That's not pointless!

That is art!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

*insert prologue from a picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde*

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

Everyone should see the Hurd Hatfield film version of Dorian

Top ten best films ever for me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

~~Hurd Hatfield~~ James Hetfield

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

er, why would some twat who thinks he's a viking be any good in an Oscar Wilde play?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

is it a play about Vikings

or people hwo think they're vikings? That's the only way I could see him being any good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

Wasn't he in

An Ideal Headband?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

It was on TCM over the weekend :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

Its always on TCM :)

they know how good it is

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

I caught that version for the first time this weekend

was a nice sunday afternoon treat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

It can't be!

I've seen everything on TCM about twenty times and I've not seen this.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

They appear to have mislaid their copy of North by Northwest

it's not been on for 2 weeks

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

Hehehe

Fecking hell!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

this reads like you mean that film is your top ten list.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

its possible

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

*throws money at it*

in this uncertain climate, the best investments involve creativity!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

It's hard to believe that any of the rich twats throwing millions at his current team's output

will ever see money to be made from it.

I reckon they all just smash the glass and claim on the insurance, a bit like Eddie Murphy in Trading Places with the vase

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

this is normally what I'd expect

except AIG might go to the wall sometime soon.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

yes! man united in trouble!

...along with our pensions, damn. There's always the flipside

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

hahahha! now all we need is Tracy Emin's head on a pike and the world is a lot better off!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

pike or spike?

*would pay for either*

(horrid, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

I always thought it was a pike (as in a type of spear/polearm)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

Haha

Right on!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

Hahaha

I haven't made my mind up about him yet. Maybe it's pointless tat, but he has people talking and wondering about it, so I'm inclined to say it truly is art what he does.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

I agree with that

but I also find the stupid amounts of money obnoxious and easily better spent if only some thought could go in to it.

Mind you, what do I know, Damien Hirst might be the most secretive charitable guy in the world spending every penny he makes on fixing things for those less fortunate than himself

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

yeah...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

undoubtably the problem lies with the circular dictionary definitions (as with almost all problems in the world)

Art - something made by an artist, see artist.
Artist - someone who makes art, see art.

what we need is some sort of regulation and a propper JOB DESCRIPTION for artists.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

yes!

kick the twunt, kick him on the schnoz!

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

pfffft

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

Soup herb!

This picture sums up everything I felt yesterday...beautifully.
*clicks*

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

Tuesdays are full of poop poop

Click for bigger (102KB)

(Philip_newzealand, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

am i the only one who can see

a cock in this pic?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

yes

medical staff will be on their way shortly to collect you.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

If you drew that - it's brilliant!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

questionable intentions

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

And if he didn't?

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Joliet, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

you pissed on my mind

you naughty thing.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

or did I piss on yours?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

Either way

there's far too much pissing going on here and I demand it be kept to it's rightful place - in the water closet!

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Joliet, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

not many people know this but

b3ta's servers are a few Spectrum ZXs and an old XboX connected together in a Beowulf Cluster in one of Rob's downstairs bathrooms... so technically, everything which happens here happens in the water closet

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)

what if they just added text?

also - ning

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

I don't think he did

I may be wrong but I recall this picture as it is.

'ning!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

it's one of EH Sheperd's illustrations...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

it's very good though

he should do it professionally

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

it's too early in the morning for this, so, you are being ironic, right?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

usually

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

I am washing my hands of this right now.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

it's probably for the best

I'm being purposefully awkward

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

is that one of them new techno songs all the kids are listening to nowadays

bling bling, poop poop, YEAH, bling bling, poop poop, ROCK! bling bling, poop poop, BITCHIN' ... and so on over some banging old skool beat?

Is that what it is?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)

Yeah it's the crazy toad:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

I think it could be big

big like Jason and Kylie big!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

What?

shagging?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

yeah

I think so - and lots of it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

What, like DONK?

Nothing compares, nothing compares to donk.

*doesn't give up day job*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)

This looks like TOAP to me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

You're right, today *is* full of poop poop

also: TOAPTOAD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

'ningles!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

Oh my lord!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

Oh my lard!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

Lard, we or geddered heyur today, in de soight af Gad

something something something.

Worst textual NornIron accent you'll ever see.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

yes my loyal subject!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

omg!

what is the government doing to him?!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

Only what they have done

to all of us already

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

reverse rectal probing!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

...should have gone to specsavers

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

new SpecSavers' eye test:

yes - you had some

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

hehehe

looks like a good test to me :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

Oh my god!

They're making him scream like a girl and he's actually starting to look like one!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

I thought it was Terry Nutkins

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

the more I look at ait the more I'm sure

this is what happened to Terry Nutkins

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

Hahaha

I does look a bit like him.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

haha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

Mmm

This is a bit too flat for my taste. The drawing seems to lack a dimension or depth.
I don't think it has anything to do with the shading though.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

i agree

its not great! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

OH NO HE FELL ASLEEP UNDER THE TRON INK DRIPPER AGAIN!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

Gmos is saying: OH NO HE FELL ASLEEP UNDER THE TRON INK DRIPPER AGAIN!

hehehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

pffft

I think he took me off ignore

*waves at Rev*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

waves back! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

An Afghan soldier has a well-earned break...

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Ninj, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)

this makes me smile :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

how does it smell?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

to get to the other side!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

No one nose...

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Ninj, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

it was stapled to the dead baby

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

lol nicely shopped

ftw my cat is licking my leg

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

let us know when it'll get a bit higher.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)

I came as soon as it got to my ankle.

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

Check out those gams.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

very nice

althought he hardly looks combat ready -- aside from the AK... he's not even wearing shoes... not that shoes matter that much when the Mercans drop a 10 megaton bomb on your village, but how will anyone know where you were standing when the bomb hit if you're not wearing shoes to be blasted out of?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)

Ah, the Afghan riviera

fond mammaries...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)

Heh heh

*glees*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

choose your fighter

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

BOTTOM LEFT

Hurrah for Huq.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

i'd love to marry the Huq

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

You are Dara O'Briain (or something)

AICMFP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

*says the lord's prayer*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

hoo?

Ah google answered that question for me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

Needs more Palin.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

i'm palin?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

No I'm Palin and so's my wife!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

hahahahahahahah! that is a slice of excellence! :D

I'm still gonna pick Scorpion though. As usual.

:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

*gets over there*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

GET OVER HERE!!!!

(fires rope spear into opponents chest)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)

(Holding block) Up, Up, High Punch

FATALITY!

"TOASTY!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

GOD

someone else claming to be Toasty... it does make me want to slap your junk about though...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)

hahaha

toasty! remember that guy,that was hilarious

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

Choose Phil Mitchell!

He has dogging finishing moves.

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

Moore

edit: Nings everyone!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

Damn you got there first

Can we share him?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

Plenty of Moore to go around

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

there's plenty Moore where that came from!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

*imagines Pot and Dix 'sharing' Paddy Moore*

ewww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

Your erection disgusts you?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

it's poking me in the eye!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

ningles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

Wotcha Prof!

*hugs chummilly*
*steals wallet*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

I choose you

to fight for me

ning

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

Ningles chicken

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)

'lo :)

I made an otter hat, amn't I clevur?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

Where am I looking, sweetie?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

Awwwwwwwwww!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

ning nang noo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

'ningles

In other news I haz just fixed my mouse. I can b3ta againb (and no you can't with out a mouse as the tabbing doesn't work).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

tabbing?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

*lights cigarette*

*points to cigarette*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

*taps no smoking sign*

you can't do that here - go and stand on a hill!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

YOU go and stand on the hill if you like fresh air so much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

I think you'll find I have the whole power of the law and indignation on my side

I'm legally required to spoil your fun... you gave up your rights when you sparked up, Smokie.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)

Yeah. but you're forgetting

you're trying to move someone who doesn't want to be moved, and that someone has a stick with a really hot end in their hand.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

you're forgetting they used to call me

The Ashtray at loft parties in New York in the 50's

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

Open wide, you've been a good boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

Method of navigating windows without a mouse.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

oh alt+tab, I get it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

and tab on it's own to cycle through the active areas and shift/tab to go back.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

I just replied to this post via tabbing

You are therefore WRONG and I win everything

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

\o.

does this include my stuff?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

Actually it depends which field of the page is active.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

Patrick Moore please

He can blind everyone with astronomical science.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

Patrick Moore wins

ASTRONOMY!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

hahahahah

mortal kombat nonsense

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

I'd love to see that smile wiped off Darnel's face!

Finish Heeem!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

who?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)

The Albino one from Big Brother!

Exactly...... whoo?

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

Ah.

I pride myself on having got through an entire series of Big Brother without being able to identify or name any of the ~~contestants~~ sociopathic egotistical retards

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

I haven't seen any of it,

that's how cool I am. Look into my eyes and you'll notice I haven't had to scratch them out... proof, that I haven't seen any of it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

Hahaha

Well done!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

Hehehe

'ning Barb!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

The Mitchell for me, innit

in other news, today I became an uncle

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)

Congratulations on your nephew!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)

hurrah

it's a niece

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

Congratulations!

Innie or outie?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)

Congratumalations!

best of all the offspring. you get to play with them while they're all cute and give them back when they start screaming/smelling.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

haha this

I'm worried I might turn into a creepy weird uncle

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

Congrats.

I have some nephews somewhere.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

Congrats Unk!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

\o/

a reason to get drunk!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

\o/

with the nephew!

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

\o/

with anyone!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

God job

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

what did he do

aside from having a brother or sister?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

Haha I was expecting such a comment

I suppose not killing them is always a good job

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

haha, nice one :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

hehe, but just who MADE Steve Guttenberg a star?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)

we do!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

this tickles me

woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

One of these is my future brother-in-laws cousin

/desperate claim to someone elses fame blog.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

I want patrick moore to win!

Im surprised no-one has shopped Obama on Barak's head yet...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

:DD

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

By not dying in the 264 months

since you fell from your mothers vagina onto the cold linoleum of your terraced outhouse.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

this ^

and it's my b-day today.

Edit: the guy in your profile, scares the shit out of me.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

He scares the shit out of everyone who is not a rabid Ulster Unionist twat.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)

happappappapaapappappaay birth ceremony day!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

thank you!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)

I was 22 earlier.

It's quite palatable.

Would you like a celebratory Palin? She's got lots of lovely teeth, all the better for... er... munching your face with.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

Freshly tagged Palin?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

Ah, knackers.

I knew there was something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

I was 22 earlier too.

We should make a club.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

Me too.

13 years earlier, but still counts shirley...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)

You're older than me,

Lah, Lah, Lah,

Everybody knows, you're older than me!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

I'm going to take this to mean a large Club biscuit.

You're right, we should. Well, you should, I'm balls at baking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)

I had my third of a century on Friday

so I got a comedy beard.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

I eventually saw the photos you posted

Very nice. I think you should have kept it.

Edit: and happy birthday. You can have a Palin if you want. She's got lovely teeth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

Go on then.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

I wouldn't be quite so pushy with her

had she not taken me hours.

cfb.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

photo taken

in True-o-vision^TM

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

Ack.

As if she's not fearsome enough as it is.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

I'm not sure if I find this or the real thing more scary

top shop though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

Cheers lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

I see what you've done

Black and white, innit?

*Digs out Slayer*

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

this is just lully

probs should be the new image challenge

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

I vaguely remember 22

I think I waas drunk

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)

I wasn't really drunk

I was fat though, so 23's been better from that respect.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)

that's how i remember my

17-18-19-20-21 :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)

that's how I don't remember mine

..well parts of them.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

I think I was 22 just short of 6 years ago, and as I can't even remember what I had for dinner last night, I've no chance for remembering my 22nd :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)

I was 22 last century.

Which scares me somewhat.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

I only made it to 16.

But I think I did quite well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

19 for me. I figured any more than the 10 birthdays I had that decade would have just been greedy.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

16, new years eve 1999

where was I? My friends were in the pub, and I was sat at home with a mother drunk on Nostradamus, holding my wrist in a vicelike grip and crying because she didn't want the world to end.

Clever woman as well, don't know what happened.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

What was the reaction to all the CERN stuff then?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

Normal, thank fuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

hehehe!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

1997 sheeesh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

Happy birthday!

This is the closest I've got to cayke!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)

is this a firefox cayke?!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)

It's a 3D firefox cayke!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

why thank you :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

Happy birthday.

I was 22 a couple of weeks ago, it's going quite well so far.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

Happy birthday!

For your present you can kick me up the arse.
You'll be doing me a favour as I cannot seem to get going today.

Top cock cake!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

*unlurks at the mention of arses and cakes in the same reply.

also, happy birthday young person.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

ta gstq

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)

Now is the time

you need to play Lost at 22 by Life of Agony

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET?

have this *

Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life...

all you rocker types will probably choke bones over this, it's Matt Maiellaro as Geddy Lee

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

If it isn't Abba related, I'm lost

'lo Prof!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)

hey sweetpea

it's called Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary, and it's a song to replace happy birthday. Do you know how many people have a birthday every year? Hundreds, litterally hundreds!

How the expleetive are you anyway?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

are you dead yet?

/cobblog

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

I read that as 'egg of tranny'

what the fuck is wrong with me

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

your body is telling you something

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)

silly mediocre

tranny's don't lay eggs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

happy one year younger than me birthday day

but just you wait for 23.. it's the tits.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)

*waiting*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

Internet naming convention

(moistness, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

Rofl Hirras?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)

Arf!

I quite like this.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

He liked it so much, he put his name on it...

Prolly bindun, sorry.

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)

Oooof spang!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)

ning all

George Formby grill, turned out nice again...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)

early morning spangage!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

George approves

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)

Hahha

I've not seen it!

WOo!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

george formby auditions for status quo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_DEqC1nBLo

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

Haha, I was going to do this yesterday, you're in my head.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

What's For Lunch?

(Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)

'Cock' is an abbreviation of 'Pillicock',

which is also abbreviated to 'Pillock'.

Manley's etymology fact of the day.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)

As is "Hurbringer Doomshine"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)

Except that mine is true

Hamtoucher!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

but cock is sqwearing

and pillock isn't

(according to my mum)

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

Yes, you are correct.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

COCK

A mansized meal.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)

Tee - A drink of jam and bread

Oh sorry wrong song. 'ningles teh jarred one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)

Ningles fella

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

this still glees me the fuck up

morning to you sir or madam.
morning to the board.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

Me - a name I call myself

*although in terms of the scanlation of the song far a long long way to run would fit better after yours.. but thats the fourthline.. bah humbug*

(

arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

it's torret with a hat

again

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)

I assumed it was a sprout

conversing with a leek.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

O_O

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

Yeah these were shit to start with

but at least you can count consistancy amongst your merits.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

your lunacy amuses me, sir!

those hats are rather dapper!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

Thanky

You

(Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)

Naughty naughty, London Transport...

Christ almighty. It's a dreary Tuesday morning, Summer is DEFINITELY over, Pink Floyd are gone for good, you post a funny picture and what happens? You get flak from humourless board nazis who take umbrage about a picture posted at midnight being shoved off the bottom, and because IT'S NOT SUNDAY. COCKS to the lot of you, I say.

Not shopped.

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)

Then why post it?

Or have I over slept and it's Sunday already?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)

because it raises a wry smile ?

not necessarily condoning unshopped stuff, but people have posted unshopped funny pics before.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)

Yes on Sundays or in an existing thread.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)

Ahem

"Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard..."

From the FAQ. For fuck's sake, it's funny

Happy belated B3TAday, by the way.

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)

So what's the next post?

Just a text one?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)

Well, as long as it is funny.

Wait!

No!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)

NO!

RPS is shit. Posting hundreds of photo's on a Sunday is shit.

If they aren't funny then put them in an existing thread, you bastards!

This picture is superb and amusing and I like it.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)

I don't mind RPS. It can be an interesting insight into b3tards lives.

And Sundays are notoriously slow anyway. If you assign a day to it then we don't have to worry about RP's happening around the week.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)

I hate it.

You work for 4 hours (well, 45 minutes) on an image and then 9 photographs of dogs push it down the board.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

Oh yeah they're shite.

But there are some really good photographers that post and I love the ones of the 'long abandoned architecture I aspied one Winter 'morn'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

There's no such thing as RPS

Other than in the mind of pedants who, whilst being free and anarchic with their photoshoppery, are strangely at odds with someone posting anything on the board that isn't photoshopped.

The board is for anything - as long as it's interesting / funny / sick.

I remember when this were all pixels.

/rant

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

i think that you will find that you are ranting in agreement with me

you silly little horsey.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)

I am indeed

I haven't woken up fully yet.

Gah

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

I not only agree with you

I like your username.
It reminds me of Dr Horrible.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)

I never even thought to check if b3ta was open on Sundays?

(

Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)

Cheer up - it's nearly Friday!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)

Not nearly near enough.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)

Fuck off.

I actually prefer blacks.

^{I overheard somebody say this once in High Wycombe.}

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

Hahahahahaha

"It's not racist to hate white people" etc.

/Daily Heil

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

Mornin' grumpypants ;)

Things improved any since the reportage down vv there?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)

it's almost as interesting as some cunt taking pictures from a window

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)

Oh snap!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)

Oh come on you orrible lot - raise a smile!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)

unexpected flat-faced bouncy happy tomato!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)

ba ba ba ba ba babybel

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)

Is that a person hanging out of the window??

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

mearly pointing out that if he wants to be a pissy little shit he should take his own advice

b3ta.com/board/8742269

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

surely that sign depicts the pulling open of doors, thus negating the text!

woo

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)

Nononononononono

The hands are clearly...

Oh.

(

collapsibletank procreates, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)

yea how interesting

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)

You should've shopped a ring on it then

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)

Yes, a splayed

doorway!

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)

This.

That would make this into a really rather good post.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)

sorry just woke up

edit: ah well looks like i was too late for this wagon

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

Applausades!

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

It's gonna be one of those days, isn't it?

'ningles to you all!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)

'ningles teh steve.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)

*tips hat*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)

call that a tip?!

tightarse!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)

It's Tuesday today

A small part of me wishes it was Sunday.

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)

I'm sure by Sunday you mean Friday or Saturday...

Friday for preference cos that would be International Talk Like A Pirate day, which would rule!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)

I already have my comedy beard ready.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)

Me too, funnily enough...

Really needs trimming but I can't be mithered, so it's all going a bit crazy straggly.

Might save it like that till after TLAP, to really get into character.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

Mine is coming on

I doubt it'll be ready though.

Pic in profile.
:)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)

Mine is here:

www.flickr.com/photos/lord-manley/

[EDIT: There's no pic of your beard in your profile?]

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)

Ooo comedy beard win!

Did you see that thing in the newsletter a while back about that bloke trying to cultivate all 30-odd recognised beard formations?

*rummages*

AHA www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

Yes,

not really my thing, although I do love a good comedy beard.

I might shave mine in small sections so that I can make a gif next time.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)

Haha

That's your normal beard aint it? ;)

Exactly I don't think it'll be ready, it's the one with the fish!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

I do love my photoshop class

"Project 1: 1920x480 photoshop composition, three layers. May be representational, abstract, illustrative, fantastic, textural, or graphic."

okay, it's over 50kb slightly, I will rape your cat

okay, it's over 50kb slightly, I will rape your cat

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:11, archived)

i guess this falls under fantastic then?

(

Rails [*·:·], Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:12, archived)

it's all of them, of course.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)

nothing's more graphic than macca in traffic.

hey, another pink floyd guy died.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:13, archived)

ah, damn.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)

rick wright, rip.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7617363.stm

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:15, archived)

The only synthesientist I ever thought

was supremely awesome.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:21, archived)

wendy carlos is going to kick your ass for that.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:23, archived)

Not while I'm sitting on it! *covers face*

Too bad, I didn't know what wendys work was, and since the leader hath perished, the title is locked.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:35, archived)

your ass covers your face?

YOUR DOING IT ~~RONG~~RIGHT.

seek out wendy, it is worth your while.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:48, archived)

Ofcourse it does

I've starred in films by HappyToast.

I sought wendy, some awesome soundtracks. Tron&Kubrick!

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)

happytoats does actual films?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:00, archived)

yes, they're in the 'naughty' section at your local sleazeporn palace.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:01, archived)

Time to pay a visit to my uncle's closet, then

/i'm off, goodnight all

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:05, archived)

'nighty-night.

i'm off too.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:08, archived)

Cya folks.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)

By which I meant

www.b3ta.com/board/8610693
My HappyToastism has been exposed as fraudulent!
Argh I'll never pull now!

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:12, archived)

and someone's threatened to kill macca

good times indeed

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:15, archived)

there's a macca/mecca joke in there but i'm not doing it.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:21, archived)

Low bar is really low.

Perhaps low enough to rip that shitbag's fool head off.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)

speaking of which...

...do you know the initial source of that meme (longcat is long)? i'm referring to the phrasing, not the image.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:19, archived)

Fusion of memes effect.

Was echoed within hours of longcat's arrival.

The patter 'ThingThing is Thing' started on
SomethingAwful, as I recall, and traveled.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:23, archived)

i suspected as much, but wanted to check.

i didn't know the s/a connection, though.

gazzed me about it and i wasn't sure - i made a comment about his painting that used the formula.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:25, archived)

had to lower the quality down through hell and back up through China to get the filesize acceptable

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:22, archived)

That's some nice joinage there

Nice to see fluffiness still survives on the board. I've seen pics of these dimensions flamed to fuck.
.
.
.
.
.
Badgering Watermelons...I've missed my 5th b3taday

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:14, archived)

Happy B3DAY+a few hours.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)

:) Ta fella

Right...must away to work...where there is no b3ta

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)

Mmm okay.

Personally, I think I'd have chosen to take/make a panorama landscape shot, with some fantastic elements added to it. Possibly also a cheeky b3ta meme reference.

Oh, and

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:30, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:32, archived)

zomgz!

Anyone stuck ostrich heads on a pile of meercats yet?

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)

LOLZ

I'm sure it has been done, yes.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)

DRAT

Hehe drat, in my town there's the Distressed Residents Action Team. They fight dust and vibration pollution.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:00, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)

HOLY SWEET SHUDDERING FUCK

THAT IS THE ORSUMIST THING EVAR.

(

Rails [*·:·], Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)

this sunny makes me happy

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)

No it's 400 wide for the FP!:P

Woo.

'ningles and Merry Tuesday b3tards.

EDIT: Interesting breakfast habit of guests #23,485,234.6: When told that the sign within 10cms of where the guest has picked up the croussant saying 'Please use a plate when eating in this room' means that they should use a plate when eating in this room. Putting it back with the others, going to get a plate and taking a completely different come one is probably not the most hygenic option.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)

Never let the punters have a chance to fuck with it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bento

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)

Ironically he was asian and I just realised is a bit of a freak

I had about 20 pain au chocolate and after he left I had 4. No other people in the room.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)

Note where they were invented and are still very popular.

That is not to say they are popular with the patrons, HAHAHA!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)

In my day it were all crayons

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)

You were lucky!

I 'ad lump o' coal and were 'appy with it.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)

Nicely joined

Would look ace if you altered the stripes on the crossing to the right perspective.

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:46, archived)

ooooOOOOOoooo 'ark at 'er!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)

Hehehe

Morning RG!

I was just saying like....
;)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)

'ningles.

Today I am mostly having an asian invasion at my breakfast time. From experience this means a room completely divoid of logic. With questions like, 'My spoon broke in half when I bent it. Could you please put milk in my cereal for me.'

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)

Oh my god!

Certainly a Tuesday then!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)

Yes. I live it when we have asian peeps her just for the amazing comments.

Like the indignation was paying £12 for a bed for the night in the second most expensive city in the world and not getting complimentry slippers:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)

HAhaha

They do make me laugh all the time in my job.
80% of my customers are asian.

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)

that is VERY smooth! top shopping!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)

3 layers?

Anything can be three layers.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

TOACT - Text On A Christmas Tree!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:52, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:58, archived)

Haha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)

99 days until i kill a pope.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)

It is sad that you live in a time with only the one.

I was just writing earlier of a time when
you could have made it a double header.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)

yeah well I was gonna say why wait

but then I realised he didn't say just how many popes he was plannin' on killin' 'tween now and then

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:03, archived)

CHEMICAL CASTRATION FOR CATHOLIC NATIONS.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:05, archived)

QED

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)

POPE SEZ:

"I open up a big gash in my thigh and have you fuck me in the wound. We are gonna have to make sure we do this safe so you gotta wear a rubber, but I will take your load in my mouth if you want (while I stitch the wound shut I would love it if you gave me oral)."

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:13, archived)

yeah he looks like he would totally be into that.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)

i hope not.

i don't want him to enjoy it.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)

Lo! I am mostly back for a while!

Caught this in the garden this morning, must be a new ~~genre~~ species.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:39, archived)

*hoots*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddSzgIv-8sk

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)

What in the blazes?!

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)

i love indian film.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:18, archived)

I love horses

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:45, archived)

That had struck me too, yes.

However, I'm also aware of how impatient postbear is.
He could be hardly trusted to wait for the white plume
of smoke before thrusting pre-popes into the woodchipper.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)

or as they call them, potentials.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)

revenge is a dish best served with popeblood.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:10, archived)

Bah! I'm with Spot--Revenge is best served with crayons.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:13, archived)

once when i was in school i was desperate for a job.

a girl i knew told me her uncle was going to be the new manager of a restaurant and she'd ask him to hire me. i went for the interview and turned around and walked out immediately.

the reason: as i entered, four or five staff were singing some stupid birthday song and there were crayons and white paper on all the tables.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:18, archived)

Spiders scare me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcrVBIOCrow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZoVH6F9ip4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVDTZ4EAWH8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMOoLc2IQ78

When I'm smart enough, I'll stitch them together, and take over the world.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:27, archived)

i like spiders. i don't like children.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)

I like brains.

Soft, chewy brains....

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:37, archived)

THE TRAGIC TRUTH.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:43, archived)

Now I will eat you up.

Nom nom nom.

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:55, archived)

it's a cake.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:04, archived)

All this talk about food is making me hungry.

Are you a vagitarian?

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:07, archived)

i eats no meats.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)

That! There!

What program is doing this thing?

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:39, archived)

my 3-d filter

maybe busted?
www.zettix.com/3d-filter/index.html.old

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)

Oh well, bookmarked

Yours is it? Very nice, converts luminescence to a z-dimension and rotates as specified? I saw one with a fractal zoom on youtube, though it was the same, and wanted to give it ago.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:27, archived)

this is scary on 57 different levels

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)

it's tragic.

looking at my old posts on my new monitor is freaking me out. i feel like redoing them all.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:05, archived)

Not desperate enough :)

(

Ratsta, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)

i got a job in a weird tea shop the next day or soon after.

i'd rather have starved on the street than worked in that craphole.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:33, archived)

Which means it is NOT Christmas yet.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:07, archived)

every day is christmas when you're an atheist.

that's what i tell little religious kids.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:20, archived)

Hahahah!

www.isitchristmas.com/

(

ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:22, archived)

it is for me!

i got twenty-seven presents and lots of candy too! if your family were atheist you'd be having christmas RIGHT NOW!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 7:27, archived)

FUCK OFF!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)

Day 7: Colin finds Hawaiian Hula Rat in his lunch bag

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:52, archived)

WHEN TALULAH DOES THE HULA ON THE BEACH AT WAIKIKI.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:57, archived)

I JUST LOVE POSTING SPOILERS!

Rats in skirts and SmokeBoy, of course.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:57, archived)

ciggyboy says:

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)

BURN THE CHURCHES.

EAT HUMAN FLESH.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:22, archived)

DENY THE GOOD

WALLOW IN FILTH!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:33, archived)

DON'T WORK - COLLECT WELFARE.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:34, archived)

LET YOUR COUNTRY FEED YOU!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)

UNTIL YOUR HARVESTING.

GROW FAT, OBEY, WANK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)

GROBY FATWANK.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)

it's a weapon sent by hawaiian independence terrorists.

CHOKE ON IT YOU FUCKING OREO NAZI MUTHERFUCKER.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:58, archived)

Look where he's looking...

Not at the rat's face. Nope.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)

I am leaving this with you and running back to bed.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)

Yay!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:41, archived)

Oh yeah

I loves that. I demand an illustrated story in this style.
G'night sporeman.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:41, archived)

haha could be fun :D

I'm not doing it now, however I have just made this for you. It is a famous scene from Lord Of The Rings.

nite :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:55, archived)

lol im a wizard

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:57, archived)

lol.

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d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:57, archived)

CUMBEARD.

GOODNIGHT.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:02, archived)

YAY!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:11, archived)

I'M NOT POSTING HERE RIGHT NOW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:14, archived)

OPEN UP MAN, IT'S GRONKPAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:29, archived)

JESUS CHRIST, I'M FUCKING MOONMAN

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8743741

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:39, archived)

HAS HE EMAILED YOU :(

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)

agent muu? he emails me all the time, asking for money and his genitals back.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:44, archived)

No, I am anxiously awaiting the next snaxe balls email

and keep his genitals until he makes some more animation or movies.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:50, archived)

i'm waiting to email him again.

hoping to make him crazy and desperate enough to show me his balls.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)

i don't really wash down there often enough to warrant free shows.

i'd have to charge.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:05, archived)

i'll send you a cheque made of gold.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)

oh shit goldchex lol

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)

PUT A DONK. ON THE POPE.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:27, archived)

Wonderful!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:15, archived)

Kittyfishpoohorns:)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:43, archived)

prettymuchyes :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:58, archived)

awwww i just wanna exploit it!

(but not sweep up after it mind!)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:46, archived)

it is all yours

I'm done with it for the night :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:58, archived)

im off to bed too.

i'm going to sleeeeeeeep.

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d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:04, archived)

wake up, there's a stripper in your closet.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)

thanks for that.

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d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:48, archived)

any time :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:59, archived)

woosome

tiz always quiet around here at this time of night

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:13, archived)

LET'S ALL SCREAM.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:26, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:27, archived)

glad some ppl are awake

i am at work and need entertaining - entertain me goddammit!

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:30, archived)

ok.

entertainment.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:31, archived)

Nice tits! For a girl, LOL!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:36, archived)

i think it's someone trolling for me.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:40, archived)

Holly Schitt that was fast.

Entertain... Entertain...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXy6kXAYDtc&feature=related

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)

ENGINERDS.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:44, archived)

I'm not the person who knows how to just type a subject.

And have an empty body. No, I'm not. The software complains.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:49, archived)

well, one can just use a space.

OR AS IS MY WONT, A NON-BREAKING SPACE
 

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:01, archived)

But when you mouse over it, there's nothing there.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:16, archived)

There are other methods. Should you need them.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:20, archived)

I thought sudoko was hard.

But now a space and an nbsp with the crypto ampersand jumps out of no where, and you say there's another way to hide the body?

Are you going to bury it in an empty image? Dark. So, so dark.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:30, archived)

There are a few tricks about. Some only work
for particular browsers(or versions) <sup>
inside <sub> for example.
Also
Subject and message valid character filters are different.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:37, archived)

Talking in strange tongues with an empty subject.

Witch! Witch! *points and shakes*

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:59, archived)

That's yourentertainingbitches.com's thing, not here.

[/:-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)

i forgot to take muffinpics today, but i still have some.

i can do it tomorrow. also, my neighbour's sister wants me to make her a hallowe'en cake.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:33, archived)

Not much left to my Rudel.

Big eyeball, plain white icing and gel red and blue for details.
Large plastic salad fork stuck in for extra fun.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)

HARLEQUIN BABYCAKES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)

JUST LIKE MOM USED TO MAKE. IN HER ROTTEN, LEPROUS WOMB.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)

THAT'S PERFECT.

Much better than my suggestion, and uses same supplies.
As the big faux wood fork would be just as useful there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:22, archived)

odd

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:20, archived)

backstage at the lion king....

'night.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:20, archived)

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