You step inside but you don't see too many faces
Coming in from the edge, that's how the gnops goes down
Competition, Fraser graces
yadda yadda bored now
BACK TO WORK!
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:18,
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Competition, Fraser graces
yadda yadda bored now
BACK TO WORK!
Song Lyrics....Sultans Of Swing....(Dire Straits)...Lead Singer, Mark KNOPfler.
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Spillage in the wasteline
Nothings gettin' done,
My mother is my father
And an Englishman's the hun
Capture me with filmic digtally-rendered fear
Its never what you thought you were
That hides your face 'round here
Domo is a bastard and the gnops is out of line
I'd only shop a kitten if I didn't have the time.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:24,
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My mother is my father
And an Englishman's the hun
Capture me with filmic digtally-rendered fear
Its never what you thought you were
That hides your face 'round here
Domo is a bastard and the gnops is out of line
I'd only shop a kitten if I didn't have the time.
Well, it's quite tenuous.
You want to make something of it? Eh? Eh?
In other, less fevered, news: Noons, sir! :)
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:36,
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In other, less fevered, news: Noons, sir! :)
I wish.
Got roped into a conf call. :(
*Muttley-Like Muttering*
*cough*
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:44,
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*Muttley-Like Muttering*
*cough*
Hahaha
it's funny because she's not going to be around for Halloween...
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:22,
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I designed one of the worst horror films ever. Please rate my amazon review.
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There should be some way of tracking
how many people have fallen for this trap!
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:20,
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why do you think that site is around?
b3ta generates 87% of their traffic.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:46,
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Wrong thing in the wrong place dear chap....
Try over there--------------------------------}
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:53,
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Try over there--------------------------------}
rate your review?
You designed this film, and then reviewed it on Amazon and now you want us to review your review?
What the fuck is happening to this world when reviews need reviewing? has no one got anything to do any more?
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54,
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You designed this film, and then reviewed it on Amazon and now you want us to review your review?
What the fuck is happening to this world when reviews need reviewing? has no one got anything to do any more?
I like that you reviewed HappyToast's review of the state of reviews in the world
I rate your review 7.5/10
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:07,
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count them in twos - it'll halve the time it takes.
/top tip blog
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58,
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*groan*
Might just stick this pea in here 'cos I still like it even though it's well past compo tiem...
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54,
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i just love the single shot of the "someone set up us the bomb" guy
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:11,
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The "Somebody set up us the bomb guy"??!!!ONE1!
That is the mighty Dibnah!
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:12,
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Sure - afterwards can you rate my review of your review?
Cock off
edit: "Wild Country is a Triumph not only of modern cinematography, but of human achievement."
oh good grief.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55,
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edit: "Wild Country is a Triumph not only of modern cinematography, but of human achievement."
oh good grief.
Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55,
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I mean . . .
I personally don't mind the ridicule but you have to excercse caution posting pics of yourself on here . . .
*scarpers*
*throws Woo! over shoulder*
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:06,
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*scarpers*
*throws Woo! over shoulder*
I can't go without mentioning that this
is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.
Sir, many congratulations.
:)
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:07,
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Sir, many congratulations.
:)
I'll fend it off with my special
'coughing up big lumps of phlegm' super-power.
Will that work?
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:12,
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Will that work?
this is the most disturbing thing i've ever seen you do
and i'm not easily disturbed.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:10,
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You horrible genius :p
Have to say though, the vibration made me feel sick for a minute or two.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:49,
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i was waiting for something to push that vaguely disturbing topless Tony Hart picture off the first screenful of the front page
only to have it replaced with this!
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:56,
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It's giving me a jelly belly!
One of the most disturbing things I've seen since the screaming mutant foetus in Eraserhead. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-C1tpJRhFE&feature=related
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:03,
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do not want
do not want do not want do not want.
*hides behind sofa*
*looks round* OH JEEPING CHRIST it's still there. do NOT WANT goddamnit.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:50,
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*hides behind sofa*
*looks round* OH JEEPING CHRIST it's still there. do NOT WANT goddamnit.
jebbers!!
that shaking made me think there was something going wrong with my brain!! awesome!!
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:44,
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Waaaaahhhhh!!!!
*Fears* *Clicks* Woooooo!!!!
Still not as bad as Kerry Katona though.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:05,
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Still not as bad as Kerry Katona though.
i dont understand you
i dont understand you
i cannot understand you
i dont understand you
i dont understand
the things you say
i cant understand a single word
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58,
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i cannot understand you
i dont understand you
i dont understand
the things you say
i cant understand a single word
One star
As reviews go, I would have to say this is one in a million. No, one in a million billion. This is a review drowning in a sea of other reviews, suddenly surfacing like a turd at Butlins, yet camouflaged by the background noise of piss and ice-cream cones. It blends in, subtly hunting its prey like a Predator in a new battle suit.
In this review, you will see a new reviewer emerging on to the scene, screaming 'Rate Me!', yet nonchelantly raising an eyebrow at you, like a half eaten slice of french toast spread liberally with honey.
Keep an eye on this one: once he learns what commas are for, he will be up for the Blockbuster "New Year's Day Best Movie Review Of The Year" award. Watch this space.
If you enjoyed this reviewer's review of Wild Country's review, please review it.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:10,
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In this review, you will see a new reviewer emerging on to the scene, screaming 'Rate Me!', yet nonchelantly raising an eyebrow at you, like a half eaten slice of french toast spread liberally with honey.
Keep an eye on this one: once he learns what commas are for, he will be up for the Blockbuster "New Year's Day Best Movie Review Of The Year" award. Watch this space.
If you enjoyed this reviewer's review of Wild Country's review, please review it.
Rearrange these words into a well known phrase or saying:
"OFF"
"FUCK"
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:18,
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"FUCK"
I never realised how ugly Judy was
Fair play to Richard though, I don't get on that well with my mother.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:52,
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RURURR RURURURRU RURU RURURUR RURURURU
RRR RRURURUR RRRRURURU RURURURURUR
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:15,
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Ninj, love you though I do,
this pic has pushed me over the edge. (Good though it is!)
I'm off home.
*waves*
Goodnight, you lovely people!
*coughs*
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:53,
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I'm off home.
*waves*
Goodnight, you lovely people!
*coughs*
Ahhh JP...
...I'm sorry! *Reaches over and lifts you up from that nasty edge*
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55,
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Caaaat-face
He's got the body of a dog and the face of a cat. CatFace!
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:41,
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Can someone give me a quick gnopping tutorial? I don't think I've done it right...
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:30,
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You know how Dulux have that colour matching system for their paint?
Y'know, so that you can take any item in and they'll give you a pot which will blend in seamlessly with the original item?
I don't.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:38,
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I don't.
Photoshopped images only, please.
Posting pictures of Lewis Hamilton wearing his skid lid doesn't count.... ;)
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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pff
seriously though, select face, and make two copies. use the pinch filter on the lower layer, and scale the top one down to match the shrunken features of the pinched one. Erase and clone to taste.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:41,
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hhhahaa
best gnop i ever saw.
on another note, is tards down at the mo?
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:41,
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on another note, is tards down at the mo?
why do i think he looks like a dentist?
Is he still a psycho or has he one those characteristic soap-character-about-faces*
*see also Peggy Mitchell turning into a simpering girly in Eastenders
EDITOHHOWRUDE: Woo! and shudder!
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:30,
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*see also Peggy Mitchell turning into a simpering girly in Eastenders
EDITOHHOWRUDE: Woo! and shudder!
It's good for me
It gives me a chance to shout of the TV and vent myself
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:41,
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arf!
whe the wife watches it i bathe.
or read.
or drink.
or read in the bath with a drink.
=D
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:43,
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or read.
or drink.
or read in the bath with a drink.
=D
Oh my dear God!
Barb, that's just genius. Eek!! Apart from adding the text,
just what have you done there?
*Breaks mouse clicking*
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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just what have you done there?
*Breaks mouse clicking*
ha ha haaaaaa
For my money, the second ugliest munter on TV next to Gillian McKeith
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:32,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*breathes*
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Best post in a very long time. Superb.
P.S - I only actually noticed the caption on second
viewing... Doesn't even need it. That is one quality image.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:45,
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*breathes*
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Best post in a very long time. Superb.
P.S - I only actually noticed the caption on second
viewing... Doesn't even need it. That is one quality image.
Wow! What a response!
Thanks for all the kind words everyone! :)
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:49,
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Oh tish tish...
Barb. It is one of the best things I've seen on here
in ages. It just fits SO perfect on her ugly mug.
Absolutely brilliant sir!!!!!
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:48,
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in ages. It just fits SO perfect on her ugly mug.
Absolutely brilliant sir!!!!!
OMG!!!
That is so spot on! dont even watch Corrie but theres no mistaking that no-chin :D
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:18,
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First post... please be gentle!
Edited to be a likkle bigger/better
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:27,
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Edited to be a likkle bigger/better
Nicely!
That's no moon!
Welcome to b3ta, sit on a kitten, 'shop a chair, etc...
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28,
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Welcome to b3ta, sit on a kitten, 'shop a chair, etc...
welcome
what a tiny wee little image, you're allowed a few more kb you know, all the way up to 50kb.
maybe next time
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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maybe next time
I was erring on the
dark... I mean, right side.
First post, so I had to make sure! =)
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:33,
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First post, so I had to make sure! =)
a very wise move
you can always add a link to a bigger one if you desire. That little edit tab under your image is your friend.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:36,
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Nice one!
Although what they ^ said about size. There's a balance to be struck between adhering to FAQ guidance and actually making the detail of your image visible to the naked eye.
That said, pull up a shop, kitten.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:39,
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That said, pull up a shop, kitten.
I reckon he'd been watching the IT Crowd
It should obviously be banned
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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Art? is it feck.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7656837.stm
www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/artists/yu_yuan.htm
having said that i think it might be worth a visit.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:24,
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7656837.stm
www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/artists/yu_yuan.htm
having said that i think it might be worth a visit.
Sorry son
Just had another good look around, I still can't see it. I'll ask your dad when he gets back later
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:29,
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weird.
can't for the life of me think what happened to it then.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:38,
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:D
My mate was laying the floor there, all the old codgers were in storage under polythene, he said it was more distrubing than the final piece
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26,
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i bet it was
i remember seeing ron mueck's dead dad at the sensation show, most disturbing, these look equally as lifelike.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:33,
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ha ha
ive just been looking at those on the bbc, was gonna shop but now youve done a feckin ace job ill not bother
the large one of the girl looked ripe for shopping mind...
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26,
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the large one of the girl looked ripe for shopping mind...
Did you just potatoshop Father Jack,
or did you bang in Captain Birdseye as well??
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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they are meant to be world leaders
so what country does Bird's eye run?
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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Yup
That's the colour of the water running through it right now!
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:24,
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Wipes up
What...?
Joke loses it's appeal second time round, just like me!
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:30,
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Joke loses it's appeal second time round, just like me!
That's a class shot, sir
And I didn't say 'Real Photo Sunday is shite. Give it up.' :D
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26,
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I like this
It's nice.
The larger version looks almost like a photograph.
Well done.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26,
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The larger version looks almost like a photograph.
Well done.
Well it is a photograph
But I had to major tweak the raw file to make it more "dramatic" (i.e. not as shit!)
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28,
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Thanks for restoring the real world karma
with the nice comments...
Now lets restore the b3ta karma by /talk'ing me!
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:35,
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Now lets restore the b3ta karma by /talk'ing me!
Cor!
That's fabulous! Although, I rather suspect Mavis might be a Marvin....
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:19,
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That's wicked!
Great style!
Click!
But needs more penguins discussing with ducks the ephemeral difference between lying down gazing at the stars, and felating 27 bloody enormous rhinoceri stoned out of their heads on brown acid.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:23,
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Click!
But needs more penguins discussing with ducks the ephemeral difference between lying down gazing at the stars, and felating 27 bloody enormous rhinoceri stoned out of their heads on brown acid.
I did a picture once of a "Noddy Holder"
Since I can't find the image, you will just have to imagine the children's TV character Noddy, in a kinda mobile-phone holder. It was funny.
On another note, where is The Neville? I have missed him.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:06,
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On another note, where is The Neville? I have missed him.
No idea...
although now you mention it there has been a significant hatstand deficit of late...
Also - OMG I'm half way up the stats board! You can tell I've got a MASSIVE deadline looming.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:08,
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Also - OMG I'm half way up the stats board! You can tell I've got a MASSIVE deadline looming.
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