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# My son found this in the garden


He wants to keep him. I'm not sure it's a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# You found a child in your garden?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# heh
yes. my son just "finds" them all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Does it smell like pus?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# rancid
it smells rancid.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFFFF
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Chin chinnery Chin chinnery
Chin chin cher-ee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hey its that guy from the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Makes a RU TU TU TU TUT UTU
noise I think
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# it's difficult to hear much over the sound of the stamping
but it seems to be making a growling noise
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# It might just keep the crows away !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I don't believe you.
I think this is photoshopped, and to think, they give you a voice on television. Ofcom's mailbox will be red-hot by the time I'm finished.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# you're just a cynic
it's real
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I thought it was all fluffy and nice for a second
and now I realise it is more wipeclean. Like a beige avocado.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha!
edit: b3ta.com/board/8815296
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# thing in garden
hoho he's hypered and ready to go..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# :D
Hooray!
Keep it. It seems friendly enough.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HEAD WHALE-APRON-TITS


that's better
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# GIZZA KISSSSS!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# You know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# mmm fisheh!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Pfft, Whale toucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# what was whale-apron-tits doing in your head?
and why does your head resemble the ocean?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I don't know
*whimper


i think it's gone now :S
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# whale
nice bit o' creativity goin'on
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# u r 1 funny guy
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# It's whale milk time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# spaaang
top lampage
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *shakes head*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *shakes crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *shakes country*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# *shakes Stevens*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *shakes sheiks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *shakes, rattles and rolls*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# shakes to awake
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# *shake n' vacs*
(*puts the freshness back*)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# isn't that what a glow worm is?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Oooh, meta-spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Bright idea !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha
only slightly creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# deja vu
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Inevitable
but Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# bwahahaha
i do love these sweetbreads with eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# American Mutant?
Seriously, what was the source for this?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Many many pies.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Fair enoughski
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# You scary maniac cunter
I likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahah, you're a lunatic!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# STOP STEALING MOFAHA@S MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# MOFAHAT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# would love to see the baby
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I have a feeling we will
before the night is out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# True Gothsick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Finished a little project
Converted a Barbie into a cybered-up USB desk lamp...

Pic 2
In action
All limbs posable.
Took a few pics during construction, in case anyone is interested on how it was done.
Edit : Construction pics/notes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Ooooooooooh want
Pleeeeeease do a Liono one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# that's horrifically woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# haha
only slightly creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Thats horrific! D:
I wouldnt be able to do any work with that looking at me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I bet you could have a stonking
fwap though
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# In the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha right up her arse
I have a bit of a fear of lights shining from peoples eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# now add motors to the arms
and like, death rays and shit

:D

oh and this reminds me, I got a quality usb vacuum cleaner from poundland, fine fine quality item :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Hehehe that's brill!
Reminds me a bit of Modified Toy Orchestra

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Nice positioning of the cable/arm.
For some reason I just keep thinking 'robot tentacle rape'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Lil fella's thirsty...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# lerll lerll lerll lerll

(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Looks like me nan
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Not on a first date!
monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Thom Yorke?
AICMFP. 'Shopped only, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheer up Tony!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I always hated Jerry
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *lights pitchfork*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Reloads shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *nukes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# deflects
*pokes in your eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Springer
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha
that is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Ah, the Oscar winning Cat Concerto
/T&J nut
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# well spotted!
absolutely brilliant film
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I'm tough to beat on T&J
As long as they're the MGM Hanna and Barbera ones, not the WB or Gene Deitch crap
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Wheee!
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Beg my pardonk...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# YELLOWPINKBLUE
YELLOWPINKBLUEYELLOWPINKBLUEYELLOWPINKBLUEWOOYAYYELLOWPINKBLUEYELLOWPINKBLUEYELLOWPINKBLUEYELLOWPINKBLUEYELLOWPINKBLUEYELLOWPINKBLUEYELLOWPINKBLUE
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Now that's a switch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I am the world's unwelcome houseguest


THERE IS INVISIBLE MUSTARD ON MY COEN BROTHERS COLLECTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Mmmmm.
*quavers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# MmmmmmmmH
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Mmmm
twelfths
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Mnnnnnnnnng
hemidemisemiquavers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# You're making it up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I most certainly am not.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixty-fourth_note
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Racist.
I'm a drummer, not a musician.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Vegan!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# think blastbeats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'm not really into chillout.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I'm sorry
I don't know much about Pokemon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# do they come in a
reeeeeeely small packet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Pfffft
Come.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# :D sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I missed my 25,000
... a while ago

hmmmmmmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# try saying that 10 times without breve-ing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Having just tried, I can confirm I can do it at least a MINIMum of that, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Now now, don't get crotchetty
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I mordent get upset, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# mordent?
that's a bit tenoruous

Edit: but, allegro, since it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Best to stave off bad moods
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I got to 20 and got bored...
A small, but satisfying victory.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Did you do it in a fairly busy office as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I suspect that breathing is your FORTE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I'm a NATURAL at holding it for a while, or even LONGA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I knew it was a mistake
to venture outside the gay shift.

I am a blind, undeveloped larva wriggling in the scorching light of day.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# It's OK
So are the gay shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Stick the the gayshift, its when all the fun happens :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# BURN BITCH
BUUURN
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# the coen brothers film looks very good
I like them - they make good films
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# This is all different types of truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I'LL SHOW YOU A LIFE OF THE MIND,
I'LL SHOW YOU A LIFE OF THE MIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I has a lol!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# In the 'Not So Wild West'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
more of this - MORE I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# wiki~why
wiki~while~wild~west


i feel less guilty pea-roasting after such a long absence/passes work off as new....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# *Bedrom lol*
That's great. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahahahah! those eyes make it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Mean
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# You've effectively summed up most of the internet
have a click for your efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Could it be?!
Hello lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# how do Captain!
*curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# How's the hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# well past the shoulders now
i can even do that rocker hair twirling thing


for about 2 minutes before getting dizzy/falling over/being sick
RAWK!!

Edit: must dash!
bye byes to all for now!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Plant your feet and bend your knees a tiny bit
don't try doing it with a guitar...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# this is how you bumped your head isn't it?
ta ta
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hadn't thought about it...
but yes, I think you're right.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# But of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Yay!
Similarly - in other news - I actually bothered to make this:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Try washing more often, dressing well, and going out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I do do those things :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Then perhaps god just wants you to be a monk.
Or kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# :(
There is no god
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# We do not know this.
We can only conclude thus far that we have no evidence for a god.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
this wins prizes at my stall!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
Im still laughing at that phrase from this morning, "Cunted in the Pineapple", and am using it around the office :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# You've written it on all the monitors in tippex, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# ........
yes.

I guess I shouldn't have sniffed the stuff first.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# HaHaHa!
Unexpected C-word!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# that's enough
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# point well taken
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
you've help me in my decision not to become a mental health professional

*tears up application form to be a clinical psychologist*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# It's pun-time!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# it's NEVER pun time
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# go on
sit on the naughty step and think about what you've done.

when you're ready to apologise we'll be here waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# But... but... but...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *points*
it's for your own good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# aaaaargh
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# *hefts spanging-pan*
c'mere, you!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# if i knew it was going to be this sort of party
i'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potato!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# .......A man who would make a pun
would pick a pocket. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Oh good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Today, Badly Drawn Paint Monkey's lunchtime clown was a bit under-cooked.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# if by 'classic', you mean
'childishly drawn crap', then I think you're spot on! I was bored, and only have Paint and a crappy mouse here at work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM is the noise the munkey is making
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# absolutely!
www.chillicustard.co.uk/cc/b3tapics/bdpm-lunch.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Eating?
I dun this - toadally not werth it's own thread, but it started because I was hungry:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Omnomnom.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# cheeky
/insert mostly harmless gag

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# you!!!!!
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# *inhales*
/
/
/
/
/
/
/passes out

it was my Bday yesterday, i celebrated by braining myself on the
underside of a kitchen worktop quite hard, there was blood and everything.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# sounds painful and dizzying
also happy birthday and ecky thump
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ta!
it did mean though that i couldn't drink the King Cobras i had bought as i was bleeding quite heavily.

My romantic evening in with the missus turned into
a game of how long i could hold my head still before
the ice pack fell off...

:D
still, older and wiser now!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# sounds like someone's trying to kill you off before you
get too old...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Darwinism in action!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# oi!
we'll have none of that Riff Raff in 'ere
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# they're obviously after my pants!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# they are nice pants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# yikes
*cheeses it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# that monkey can't blame us if he eats that and it tastes funny
:D

edit: shit, I really fancy some chips right now, proper greasy chips with lots of salt and vinegar and lots of buttery buttered bread
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ooooooooh
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# oh yeah man
this is the thing to be done

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Proper fish and chip shop chips?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# quite so!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# With curry sauce
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# maybe
now I think it needs a fis tho

traditional english fish and chips with curry sauce and buttered bread and plenty of salt+vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Chicken and mushroom Pukka Pie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I applaud your choice of mass-produced pastry-encased snackage
you can't beat a good cluck and fungus pie.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Better than cow and urine-factory pie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# curry sauce is often
inferior to mushy peas.

That is all I have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Not at my local chippie
The mushy peas are not to be attempted
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Wrong end of the country for mushy peas
IMO, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ^ This
QUICK - Everyone into the North!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# The only thing stopping me is that this is where my parents and mates are.
If I could take them I'd be back up in Sheffield sharpish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Silly Wow
Sheffield is hardly North

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Come and talk to people down here
some would give the impression that Birmingham's in the Arctic Circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Well why else is my sister wearing a polar bear?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# She is a glacier mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# That would actually explain a lot
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# minty fresh sister
this is a hard conversation to have without offending.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I was about to go for
transparent so you did better than me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# yes
... perhaps I should set up some sort of informative pamphlet to highlight the things the North has to offer... and also where it is.

... It's Great Up North! or The North: it's not for everyone (but if you don't like it you're wrong)... or The North: it's not much colder, but there's significantly fewer tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Also: nicer accents and archaic occasional Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# you can contribute to the pamphlet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# 'Sturdy Northern Birds'
Why They're Better Than Skinny Southern Bits of Fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# then you should clearly move
... *narrows eyes*

do they have pease pudding in your butchers?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# No, but they do have wild boar :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm afriad that's not good enough
rare breeds is all well and good, but pease pudding is one the the FUNDAMENTALS of butchering.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I shall enquire next time I'm in
Meantime I shall defrost the genuine haggis sitting in my freezer
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# :D
this is ALWAYS a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I intend to cook it very slowly
Then stuff it up a very large chicken
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# *goes cross eyed*
*and erect*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Yup, nothing like inserting boiled offal up a fowl carcass to get a man going
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# it's chapter 1 page 1
of foreplay for beginners isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# 'Chapter 1: Using Innards Effectively'
By Dr Alex Discomfort
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# and chow mein
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# a divergence has occured
one can have either fish and chips or chow mein and chips

it seems wrong to have all three together
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# That's not fair
what's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm nawty
and I don't work hard enough ... but I'm likeable and a bit too clever for someone so lazy.

also - I'm mischievous and cheeky, a little bit patronising sometimes and I have an inflated self opinion.

but - likeable.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I think you're just splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# :D
you're a sweetie... although I wasn't fishing for compliments.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ah well, you'll just have to take that one and deal with it ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# lovely - thought I'd stick this here
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# HE IS SERIOUS AND SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# HE SHITS SERIOUS
like pooing out a kidney
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# HE SHITS BLOCKS OF UNIFORM SERIOUS AS MEASURED BY IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# seriously
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# He should be fatter and wearing glasses
but woo!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ...and wanking furiously
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# >:C
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# MR INTERNET, and other serious MR MEN...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Mr Hitler!
Who does he think he's kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Go on then....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# and....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hehehehehehehehe
Oh good God
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# THAT'S SICK!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hahahah!
brilliant stuff
*flies off to his lecture*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# :D
also: bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# However, bacon chops cooked in it
Are LUSCIOUS
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# top tip
DRY cider is a passable alternative to good white wine when cooking... add crab meat, single cream and dill for a very good crab linguine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# mmm crab lingerie
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# It was the only cider available within a five minute walk
I'd usually use something better but I was in a hurry.

Linguine sounds magic :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# it's one of my favorite pasta styles
... not sure how or why it tastes so much better - but it does...

clever old Italians.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Clearly Lasagna wins.
Well good Lasagna anyway. Anything you buy from the shops or canteens is always like an awful shepherd's pie.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# well
... okay...

actually - I am very keen on meely feely or whatever it is -- dead dead thin sheets of lasagne pasta sheets and thin layers of meat and sauce and cheese... repeat a million times.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Mille feuille?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Great minds and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# mille-feuille?
God knows what the Italian for it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# a thousand sheets?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Aye.
I like your name better though. Meely feely is a really lovely thing to call anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# you can use it
with impunity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# millo feuillo?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Possiblyo. Have-a you askedo someoni?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I a-think-a you've-a prove-a ma a-point-a
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# We're on fucking fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I'm HUNGRY NOW DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# gnaw at your desk
your boss will think he's driven you mad and let you outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Hell yes
Chicken lasagna = NYOM
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# THAT
sounds amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Chicken mince
White sauce
Cheese
Lasagne verde
Courgettes

WIN
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ARGH, no.
Italians do not put chicken in lasagna, silly person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# nah, lasagne beats lasagna
lasagne beats lasagna

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# It depends how big the lasagna is in comparison to the lasagne.
The Lasagna could have been baked in the burnt out husk of an old warship.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Bacon chops and homemade apple sauce
*eyes glaze over*

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# are those the words which put you into a hypnotic trance?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# nah, try the words
try the words'I just feel sorry for her'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Horror movies would be much more interesting if the hypnotic powers were really arbitrary objects.
And instead of love potions they had to smear the person in cooking fat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# That's my hungry face.
you've got five minutes till The Feed starts, I'd start running if I were you, before my greased, meaty paw wraps around your ankle and I start dragging you maw-wards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# This was bacon chops with cider and tomatoes :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Nommy noms.
Tonight the guys shall be treated to rosti aaaaaand......erm......

something. The wife did the big shop on his own today, so I have no idea what's in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Macaroni cheese with bacon tonight
I yam all of teh poorly
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Oh poor petalkins
*hug* bashcough?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# chesty cough
/ivor the engine


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Definitely caught it off some bugger
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# not me
I wasn't there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# And why not?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# you all scare me too much
and Derby is faaaaaar away
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# No, it's perfectly close
YOU'RE too far away

Where the hell are you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# where's Benjy to defend his drink of choice
... although - FRENCH Cider is cracking... certainly the back of the Citroen, bathtub stuff which is easy to get hold of takes the edge off...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Cider is awesome
Strongbow, however, is not
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# It does the job
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I don't know...
it's all a bit pre-pubescent teen for me. Even the Nu-Cider 'trend' ... I'll stick with a pint of mild and a packet of scampi fries thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I lurve mild, me
meyou have to hunt for it around here . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# they do a cracking pint up near me
almost the mild season really...

autumn time is mild time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# A "pink" of mild?

Edit: gaaaah you editing ninja
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# :D
you can't beat me

I AM UNDERFEETIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# it takes the edge off the back of a citroen?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# it's exceedingly
corrosive ... and flammable... or inflammable
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ARG - WHICH IS WHICH?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# first one, then the other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# phew
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# heeheeeheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
This is true of all ciders I have decided!

Has today been good? I've been far too busy!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Today, hmmm..... I missed lectures due from hangover after accidently getting hammered
and ive got pub golf in a few hours and I watched almost famous (it was alrite)
So today has been alright
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Nice!
It's been an absolute nightmare here, had a printer crisis and had to hand write a days worth of invoices!
Can't wait for pub tiem!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Im dreading it.... im still tender from last night
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I suggest you use the gel!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha excellent
Im going to have to down a pint of that later :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# and in other news


news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7657407.stm
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# 0 REACTIES
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# REAC TIES
they're lovely
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# oiceburg, roight ahid
as American actors believe it to be pronounced.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# arseborg!
well, we all talk in commie or something

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm guessing that's more difficult than just adding 'ovic' onto the end of every word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# yes, my real name is spelled discomeatsjvowczwjz
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# POLISHNESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# quite so
:D

much like my polish bus driver today

"I Do not go there.. OH... is £1.80"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# A friend of mine at school was polish
well, descent. It took some of our classmates years to get the hang of her surname.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# was it smith?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Nonsensical is what it was.
dl does NOT equal dw, sz does NOT equal sh. Silly Polishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# heh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Bristol?
?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# no, in the civilised end of the country, where nobody has burnt necks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Or brummies.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I think there's been a
MOIDER
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# OCH NAE! A MOIDER! CRIKEY! EH WHAT HO!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# oiceburg!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Good grief, what a face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# haha - on the same boat?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Jimmy Durante
(waxdart hello., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Did someone say Business?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# crikey
and where is tstsstststr I wish to display my mighty monitor size to him and his puny monitor sizement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# it upsets me daily
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# The Internet
Suck the plastic white cock of life.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Ice Ice baby
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# probably bindun...

Kaputhing bank news story
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# EARLY BADASSES: VOLUME 1

Some prehistoric tribes were so fucking awesome that instead of hunting deer with tools they just chased the deer until it was too tired to run anymore and then snapped its neck. They didn't even catch the deer, they just had more stamina than it, and it could take days before the deer got tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Ah, the long-extinct potato beast.
I like his stance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Thats a Deer Motherfunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# curb your enthusiasm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Cunt your enthusiasm!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# kill your euthenasium
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# kill people, cook them and eat them. Rub their juices into your nekkid body, and declare yourself a dark lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# NO
I only do that on weekends
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Pffft.
Wimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Pffft.
Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# From his markings I suspect he is the king of the potato people.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Is his name Edward?
HA HA HA HA!


LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Can we go and see him?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Do you have a magic carpet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Yeah, little two seater.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# So let me get this straight.
You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?! I think that warrants 2 hours of W.O.O.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# "What's W.O.O.?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# With
Out
Oxygen
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I have gone to get the DVD of this
As I have to watch it NOW
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I want to come round, please.
Your house is infinitely better than my work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Feel free
I also have chocolate and tea
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Phwoar
can I teach small trellis exciting words?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Absolutely :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# you had to ask.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I have a coulouful
wigwam... is that similar?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# It's very endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# you can sit inside it if you like
... or near the door if you don't like the inside...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I love the inside.
I love sitting down.

This sounds like a lovely plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Pfft, weirdo.
None of my things have insides.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# No, you do your internet up a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# You do a tree up yourself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# It's very exfoliating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Treemendous.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# He looks like he has ricketts!
Great job.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# He's quite clearly dancing to 'I Ran' by A Flock of Seagulls.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I'm not
and you can't make me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I sense this shall be a short series ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# he does the robot
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# intergalactic
planetary
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# What you said
but the other way around
and then your way
then the other way
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# that equals hip hop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# havva ge meh-trix, nah havva ge meh-trix
or something. What is it they say next?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# WHAM! BAM!
don't you tell me to STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# noooooo
after the intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# another dimension another dimension another dimension
another dimension?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Not havva ge meh-trix then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# nope
you're thinking of the remix...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I knew I was cooler than cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# that's what it says on your T Shirt
and there's a picture of the sugar babes endorsing the statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# They are huge fans of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# is that why they gave you a 'shout out'
on T4 the other day

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I hate when people say a shout-out, then never actually shout.
It would be much better if they inexplicably just went "I FUCKING LOVE YOU, MAN!!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# wild haggis :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# aww - you're faster than me :(
congrats on the sibling's sprogging
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Lol
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Foleybot?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# IT's a combination of 'Meet Dave', Megatron, A microwave and Eddy Morphy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# It'll be a cold day in hell before I accept the movie design as "Megatron"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# True, true
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Oh come off it
There's been more Megatrons thatn you can shake a stick at, just enjoy the variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# But...
it's still down there...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# and that, ladles and jelly spoons
is what a real haggis looks like in the wild... when it's chasing a deer

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# You has been peeeeeeesed on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# well I liked it
so nuh nuh nuh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# A ROOM WITH A POTATO BEAST!
/tenuous_zim_blog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Tony never really got over the shock when someone changed the pictures over in the gallery


Click for bigger (44KB)
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahahah win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
Nice!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, this would put a smile on ANYONES face, shirley...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *clickety click*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# AAAAAAAhhhhahahahahahahahaaaaa!
*claps like a loon*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# It's a moving spliff!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# They are a bit...
www.made-in-china.com/image/4f0j00yBIEdrGzCpcFM/Magic-Fuzzle.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# ace
*clc*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# genius
superbly animated!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Yep, that's a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *waves like someone finally let loose from restraints and pelts with packets of lemsip instead of roses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hello Pickle!
*coughs, whilst gathering up Lemsips*
All well with you? *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *hug*
I'm all good, if I hadn't seen you on here by the time I left work today I was going to text you get better cuddles, but you're here so *cuuuuuuuddle*

Any better, lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *transforms cuddles into healing magic*
Sadly not much better, no :(
Time for my meds, I reckon. I'm going to rattle at this rate.
*staggers off to find helpful drugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *worries*
Poor pumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# GENIUS!
Well done, Sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# shirley
excellence
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Can't go wrong
with a spong
(Astatine, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I'm Kennery the eighth, I yam, Kennery the eighth, I yam, I yam!
I yam Kennery the eighth I yam I yam!
Whaddayamean you don't know who this is!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
I always thought there was a regal edge to him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# well, he was certainly an axe man . . .
he was certainly an axe man . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# ba-dum tish!
www.instantrimshot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Shopped only etc etc
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

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