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# Noons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# OK
You guys tie him down. I'll get the spanging spork!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Spanging Spork!!
That sounds "ouch-ey"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Not if taken orally:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Poor dear,
I don't think she's all there
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# he can see right through her

:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I feel a little opacitated
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# That pun was a bit transparent to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# sjopnerd lol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Pfft!
You bad bad man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
oh god that's really wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking Ace! And is that the tallest Hot Dog seller in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# second tallest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Oh yeah?
And who is the tallest you slapper?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# your BUM

lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ROFL!
I has a big bum :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Am it
teh blessed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *watches again*
Nah, it is Alexei Sayle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hah
Now there's a program I'd watch... Brian Blessed & Alexei Sayle's Hot Dog Vending.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Awesomeness!
My ex was in an Alexei Sayle sketch when she was younger. I have been trying to find it for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# i'm afraid she lied to you
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# SmUGMEATS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# "yeah, I'm being fucking minced"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha.
"I made love to this woman before she cut me up and put me through a mincer. Then I arranged a hostile take over and made a cool million."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# It is impossible to live for the rest of your life on a million quid alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I read an article a while back that said,
to live like a millionaire you need at least eight million pounds. That's no doubt gone up by now.

EDIT: Also, I wish I'd had a heavy night. I'm sick :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Aye,
It is true.

I believe that you would make £18,000 pounds interest a year off a million pounds. Which although I wouldn't complain about, isn't really a lot of money. I think it was Michael Winner who said what you are referring to....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I think it might be.
He's a class A tit.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# living off interest is for chumps though
you are giving free money away to the bank while at the same time watching the purchasing power of your cash slowly leak away over time and that's before it's even taxed

OH GOD, I'M PICKING UP CITY WORKER DISEASE!

*snorts coke*

"FAAAKIN GREAT CHARLIE!!"

oh shit!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You have to speculate to accumulate man!

I speculate that the Nikkei is a pile of wank, now I am accumulating a giant COke Habit!

*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *tapes*
*sells*
*makes a cool million*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# bollocks, even if i lived to a hundred,
that's about 13,000 a year. even given inflation, i'd need far, far less than that to live off for the first few years, maybe even decades.
that's even if i don't invest wisely, or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I wish I'd had a cool million
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# You're obviously not smug enough.
Be more smug. And wear stripey shirts with plain white collars.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oi!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ?
Are you a manufacturer of such shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I may own one or two ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Haha I love those shirts.
I'm reading The Bonfire of the Vanities at the moment and it's nothing but high-powered takeovers and eighties finnese. It's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Sweet!
You should read a book called "Ugly Americans".

It is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Ooh I've heard about that.
Does it have hostile takeovers and liquid lunches?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It is about a fella who went to Yale I think it was,
and ended up as a futures trader in Tokyo, and made the biggest trade in history, making something like $50 million for himself in an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# if I was smug I could get a job in the city
and I'd be like "recession? hah! don't make me laugh! give me the coke!"

it'd be great
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# You are reminding me of my wonderful
days in the city. But without the Coke....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hah, I doubt anyone in the city would employ me anyway
christ, even the pie factory wouldn't employ me

bah :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Which Pie Factory?
You don't want to work in the City anyway. You will just drink too much. Yeah, you will earn a fair bit fo money, but it'll all be gone in a couple of weeks. And you run the explicit risk of becoming a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# heh, I'm somewhat desparate for money, man
but I know fuck all about the actual occasional work that gets done in city land

so I'm doomed

twas a local pie factory, didn't really fancy it to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Fair enough,
Well I hope you find work soon.

Many many things happen in the city....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# heh ta, but in this locale I feel quite doomed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# You'd be the man.
Everyone'd be all, "Hey Discomeats! Great job on the Giscard account. I hear you nailed!" and "Yo! HOW'S MY MAN MEATS?!" and "Hey, Discy-baby. Wanna do some charlie out of a hooker's belly-button?"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# "fuck, yeah man I would but I have to sleep now, I was up all night working on the Wilson Buyout and fucking 8 hookers, so I'm going to have half an hours sleep and I'll be right with you!"
*snorts coke*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# "Catch you later! My man..."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hey, Minister!
There is a temp receptionist downstairs. Wanna take her out for lunch, get her hammered and then make her your wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# You got it!
Let me just finish this Harvey Wallbanger (sp?).
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# this makes me want a hotdog
edit: on second thoughts maybe I don't
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# He obviously likes them
I want some meat now......
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I only got these, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Oh man that looks good....
Oh shit, I have sausages and BACON!

Thanks for reminding me. I need to go purchase bread now so bacons sandwiches can be produced!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You scared that you will turn into Spongebob?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# some of the google images for
hot dog stand are quite... odd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# haha read the comments
Its just a fucking hotdog! It doesnt have feelings!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I want that
I must have that, it would be the best thing ever to have in your house

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What the Fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# heres another image of one in better light
O_O

edit: ponder, that somewhere, someone designed this, and had it moulded and painted and all the effort from different people involved to create it, it's quite.. scary :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahahahah
mental!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# OH shit I only just got this.
Fucking A+
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha -you're a gifted
butcher
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# This is the best I have seen of this compo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
Also I yam genius! I just sprayed on some BO basher and realised it was spray mount!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# it will keep your arms glued down
the same end result was the desired result.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Naaa
It makes it a sweat toatie:P

20 minutes in the shower that took to get rid of!
#Never by the M3 brand of sweat-away!:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# god awful :D
edit: :( gimmy a brake
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Like your spelling?:P
Also am I other only person to see the iplayer homage to Spinal Tap?


EDIT: No make me!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Yeah it's awesome isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I have no idea what you are talking about
please explain using experimental dance moves
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *shakes groove thang*
The on demand player for the BBC channels. The volume goes up to 11.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# _0/
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|0/

|0|

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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
#
This may helpl the uneducated:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Oh I'm educated.
That was just an ascii representation of my dance.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Nononono
The uneducated above your post:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah I noticed that
Nice touch
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# i saw this too
great innit
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Whoopwhoop!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# The Man with the golden eye ball


Click for bigger (314KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Ooooh! Nicely!
You more cheery today?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# yeah i am
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Coolio!
www.b3ta.com/board/8823876
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# that is no good
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Aye,
it is the king of shits!

Wanna give me e-musics?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# all my stuff is from napster
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Tighten your buttocks
pour juice on your chin
I promised my girlfriend
I'd learn the violin.

/Avalanches
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Haha
I had the same lines in my head after looking at the pic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# spot on
was listen to it, and it sound like such an ace idea and steampunky
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Steampunk you say?
As brass goggles is down did you know about
sparegoggles.forumotion.net/forum.htm ?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# no i didn't, thanks for the link
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hepatitis FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Huzzah!
*THRUSTS*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# oooh nice
i wasa trying to do a scar the other day - but decided it was shite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# whale
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# A whale... in the thames?!?!!
/ac


Woo! these are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# This is lovely.
But I am very depressed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *anti depression hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Oh noes!
whys?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# My External Hard Drive is officially dead and therfore
I need to replace 20 years worth of music....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# now I feel depressed
brings me back to the death of my first ipod :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# It is the worst thing that has ever happened to me!
Feel free to upload some music for me to download :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Oh fuck! I would cry if my musics died :(
I did hurt myself skiing yesterday if thats any consolation
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Where were you skiing?
Dry slope or proper?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Dry, Drunk, in someone elses boots n skis, and trying out for the race team,
And I hadnt skied in about 6 months... probably not the best idea
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I remember the first time I ever went dry slope skiing. I was going out with a girl who had been skiing for a few years, and we went to a place called Profiles one Friday night. I had never skied before in my life but told the lady in the hire shop that I had. I got stuck on the ski lift and ended up at the highest point :S

On the way down I discovered what moguls were....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha, to be fair tho, dry slopes are tiny, its not that scary
And Im usually an alright skiier, although Ive only been on dry slopes like 6 or 7 times, I really dont like them, I prefer nice fresh snows :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Well I was only about 13 and it seemed fucking huge to me!
And at least there is a little bit of give in real snow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Haha! They are tiny!
Try bombing it down a mountain, alot more fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Whatever, Slag ;)
I did once fall down a bit of Snowdon. But that was more manly, because I was in a T-Shirt and wasn't skiing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
thats not a real mountain :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# aw mate
that sucks, my external hd broke a couple of years ago, lost about a year and a halfs worth of songs I'd written

The lesson I learnt - ALWAYS backup
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Yeah I know that now :(
My neighbour was lovely and tried to restore it all for me, but to no avail.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# FUCK
that is all

if you're looking for something in particular, maybe I can help?
or were they songs done by you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# It was my whole music collection
which I digitalised about a year and a half ago, but I sold all my CD's :(

Anything would be greatly appreciated, apart from maybe Death Metal :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :(

http://www.nowtorrents.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I am downloading a few things now,
but I am finding it hard to remember what I had :D

Oh well, maybe it will help me not just have 60gb of music that I don't listen to :)

Anything you recommend and wanna upload to rapidshare or something would be grand ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hmmm
Fantomas, Primus, John Zorn's Naked City, Einsturzende Neubauten, Frank Zappa, Belinda Carlisle

?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *Generic Consolation*
and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# OH WHALY?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# And shit....
Lo sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# lo human!
what's happen

I have had a bad cold and spent the last night cooking myself and the cold now I have a head full of "munge" and cannot concentrate on anything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Well I have drunk much beer,
eaten much KFC and now have the flu which the doctor gave me thsi morning, for free too!

And also, my music has died.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oh and in good news, my hands free for my old phone arrived from ebay land
however it is finest chinese shite and is very quiet

bah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# will it fit in my lunchbox?

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I am gleeing down the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i just gleed in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# 'noon head nod



psilly psychic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha super!
/click

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ooooh deeper
his last name's brown for a reason
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# He came out a few months back didn't he?
Can't say I was surprised in all hoensty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
you mentalist!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# nicely
done, traditional tasteful family seaside entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# that's the way to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# "Don't play what's there, play what's not there."
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# the one on the piano isn't really pulling his weight
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# He is being distracted by the Heavy Rock on his iPod!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hey, sorry I didn't reply, I went to be sick.
Which sort of sums up how I'm doing. You?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Heavy night?

I'm grand, I have beer :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# The saxophonist is soloing
so the pianist is taking a breather.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# meet the display team


:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *glees*
Is the one in the middle going, 'Should have bught a blue cycle. Should have bught a blue cycle.'?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# How lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# This fills me with glee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# very nice.
yes i can whore an old image again
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# This is thoroughly woo
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# And it's a good click from him
And a good click from me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Noon Jah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Afternoon, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# more of this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# cute
i like cute things by default
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Always said Iceland would find the insane cow useful one day.
Scource:- i106.photobucket.com/albums/m280/Elzabeth/bjork.jpg

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Whats wrong with Bjork?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Science has yet to tell us.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# HahaHaha
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Mmmm Bjork
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Monster Month - 11th Oct - The terrifying Black Shuck of Norfolk


as suggested by the magic of chutney
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# NFN.
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
#
THAT DOG DON'T GIVE A FUCK
Black Shuck
Black Shuck
Blaaaack Shuck
THAT DOG DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*listens for the first time in years*

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lHmJYEtEdQk
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Reminds me of the beast of Aaaaaargh.
"He's got pointy teeth!"

edit: of course, I mean the Rabbit of Caerbannog.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# That is absolutely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Can I request
The Gimp Seal of Azcaban?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I am not terrified
but nice job anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Global problems require uniquely British solutions...
(DWC wants to grow up, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# LOL!
What?

Can anyone recommend a good source for animated gifs?

Also, when did it stop being the G8?


EDIT: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7662943.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Didn't Russia used to be in it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# RIGHT in it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Until they drank ALL the champagne
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# And stole all the Ketchup to make Gorbachevs head!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# that was mostly done with red caviar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# mmm fishy forehead
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Caviar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Caviar is revolting
Fish poo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# You have clearly not had good caviar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Only from the finest fish wombs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Pfft!
Apparently the police have banned the wearing of mankinins at Wembley today :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# wearing of what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Oops.
Mankinis.

images.google.co.uk/images?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=Mankinis&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

We is playing Kazakhstan innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Oh my fucking word
That is a tragedy (that they banned them)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# For a moment there, I thought the police were wearing them themselves
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I'd pay a large yearly fee to see this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# that's
fish (female) JIZZ, pal
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Ah I see.
Were they kicked out over the whole South Ossetia thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I have read wikipedia for you
and it says that the G7 is about finance, but the G8 is just a general meeting, with Russia in it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Thank you for clearing that up for me,
but I am sure I saw 8 people lined up....

See: newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45098000/jpg/_45098970_45098949.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# That's because the french president is two lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# LOLITICS!
I actually can not stop laughing at this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# aren't they all lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# You are right,
all women are lesbians. Apart from the uggos!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I meant the politicians
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Oh I see,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# One of those is just pretending to be a finance minister
for obscure personal satisfaction.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# and tax reasons
no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Actually, boring answer:
the one on the far right is "Jean-Claude Juncker, Chairman of the Eurogroup." He's the one who's just pretending.
It looks like they always line up in the same order:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:G7_Finance_ministers.jpg
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# They line up in order of who's the hardest.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Now there are 18 of the fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Pfft.
The ones at the back are the ghosts of finance ministers past, who constantly haunt and torment their modern-day counterparts.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# The one on the right certainly makes this theory plausible
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# not likely
they tend to invite other countries for specific meetings, but remain the G7 when it comes down to it, I think
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# NSFW
www.boobbouncers.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Second one in, bottom row :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Fourth from the bottom and second in from the right is creeping me out
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# EWW
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# middle, 2nd row
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Page 2, second in on the top row!

Good old fashioned cartoon smut :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I didn't know Jolly Jack did animated cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Shitting christ!
Page 2, third row, far right :(

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Aaarrgh
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# O_O Good lord
I prefer the natural "incidental" bounce rather than the "grab and swing them" approach
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# You have a preference?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# why?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I like an swing of betwen 45 and 62 degrees
no more, no less
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hey, don't bother
these are some other appendages
wings maybe?
she's perfectly normal
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# that one is pretty funny. That's how you get black eyes and broken kneecaps kiddies
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# 3rd row, second from right
is up to something, but I'm not sure what.

Is she a pigeon?
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# STOOL PIGEON
ACH CHA CHA CHAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# That's on quite a different site, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# takin' the joint upside down
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# mmmm joint
I'M SO HUNGRY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Page 3, 3rd from the bottom, first on the left FTW!
Also, wins the award for most intrusive adverts ever?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# The chap that tattooed 'Smoke Malbro' on his dick
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Noon Jack!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# A bit like this?
www.b3tards.com/u/bf7d9f04c81dca95be71/wooboobs30.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Released in six days...

Click for higher quality
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# LOL!
How random :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I think you'll find this is random
www.mathworks.com/access/helpdesk/help/toolbox/stats/uniform_random_scatter.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Nice oxymoron!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# who you calling an oxymoron?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Oxy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Oxy? Stop drawing attention to my hoofed feet you insensitive shite
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# OK
*distracts with Dixon's webbed hands*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# GO WEB GO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Gah, matlab.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# mmmm meatlab
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Is that a bunsen burner or are you just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# just pleased
now hand over that lovely cayke
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# All I have is apple crumble
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Excellent!!
That sounds absolutely nommy - custard?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I have just been watching some kind of cookery
programme and the food all looked scrumptious!

They even went to the farm where the man makes Stinky Bishop Cheeses....

NOM NOM NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I'm sorry but the name "Stinky Bishop Cheeses" made me feel quite ill
I love cookery programmes though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# But it is Wallace and Gromits favourite!
And it is washed with Perry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I had some mature cheddar "cornish cruncher" the other day
by god, it's yum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Ooooh that sounds really nice!
Cheddar am the bestest! Where was it from?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Er, Tesco's I think
It has lots of calcium crystals in it, hence the crunchy bit

It is really really nom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Well I shall have to visit the bastion of cheap
food post haste!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I tend to wash my stinky bishop cheese off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# me neither. but I do wonder whether it tastes like gorgonzola.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Have a nibble and let us know
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# How many days will it take to build up enough for cheese on toast.
Place your bets now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Now THAT'S newsletter material
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# well if it was a very small peice of toast...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Sadly not, nor ice cream.
On the plus side, I just got an enormous pork shoulder for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Silly porsche! Pork shoulder is not teabag
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# If I can find a big enough mug I'll prove you wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I'm a pretty big mug
Roast that pork shoulder, plenty of crackling

Insert into Dixon

nomnomnomnomnom

God, I'm starving.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# It's 2.5 kg of solid meat and fat.
It's going to feed me for days
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Cook it with Pears!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I do enjoy eating a nice juicy pear now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# That would take AGES
I think an oven is best.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# sooo very very huuuungry
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
But what Dixon said, it is called Dinner you lardy commoner you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Ah, but some people call lunch dinner.
The whole area is a minefield.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Only up north with you commoners like!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Ning Mr of Dock Green!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Not too bad ta!
I'm at a friend's house and they are doing a massive spring clean, so I am sitting in a corner trying to keep out of the way while they hoover round my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# <3 matlab
although it isn't actually random. Computers generate pseudorandom numbers from highly nonlinear recurance relations. The size of the data sets generated seem to follow a uniform random distribution, despite being generated in a totally deterministic way.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# lol, random
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# pfft
Like I don't know that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# nope
i'm getting the same image each time
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# LOL!
How big!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Edited
My apolgoies... knew I forgot something. Was it a sincere lol? :(
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Not really:P
It was a lil on the big side though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# How did you notice so quickly?
I can narrow it down to either:
- it having no distortion
- it took 0.2 seconds too long to load
- you right-click and view the file size of every image that's posted
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I right clicked
But you get an eye for that sort of thing. The colour quality normally tells you straight off.
I know in the last couple of months I've been branded as a board nazi but I'm just taking on board what pisses off other people.
OK I have capped broadband but I don't pay for it.
One I find that really cuts donw on image size is in it has loads of white in it, save it as a GIF not a JPG.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *hammers hand up and down on Roonie's head*
nomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Today is quickly becoming very euphemistic....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I sometimes find all these easy euphemisms tiresome.
Can't someone give me a hard one?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I went into the pub the other day,
I said to the barmaid, can you use a euphemism please? She said, Ill give you one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# splendid
glorious. Lovely. w/y
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I don't think it'll be 2009 yet in sex days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Yeah, it's product sales paranoia.
"They won't buy our game if it says 2008 on the cover and the year is 2009!"
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Also... sex days?
Can tell what's on your brain this afternoon.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hehehe!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Go on Sarah do it!!

It's the only way to save your rotten soul...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7662820.stm
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# nooooo use my cock instead!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I thought
you were shooting blanks
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# not really.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# yea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I'd love to see this anim source
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Nononononononono
You REALLY wouldn't
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# What he ^^^^ said.
It really is a nasty piece of film that you will never be able to get out of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# EVIL WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# SEXY MILF!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Don;t get me wrong,
I would spluff inside her, but that doesnt stop her being evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# true.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# that makes her
an evil MILF?
sounds like a good name for a porn movie 8]
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# She's a fucking psycho!!
Trust me, never sleep with a mad woman..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Meh.
As long as it isn't Glenn Close you'll be fine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i threatened to eat my mum's dog today.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# You and your euphemisms!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# i suppose it's good that muppet isn't a cat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Aye,
or a Beaver....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# i seem to be doing a more generalised version of that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# that just leaves us
corpses, men and farm animals
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I was just reading her Wikipedia entry,
and it made me chuckle.

She is so bad at conveying her points in interviews, yet she has a degree in communications :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# silly redsushi. marks may be modified in return for sexual favours.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# That's how I did well in my degree.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You mean that your lecturer thought you wree a woman
due to your hippyish long hair? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# So you instantly assume all my lecturers were men just because it was a Physics course?
yes
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# \o/ SEXY SEXISM \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *awaits leaked video*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha
aaaahhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHahahaa
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# lol at obama supporters being behind it
the investigation was launched a month before she was announced as running mate
www.ktva.com/ci_10026165

Not that I really care about these things
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I was thinking that too.
Still, lets not let facts get in the way of a good argument.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# You gotta find a unique selling point
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# appaulingly appauling! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are a bad, bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# NEw!!??
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Ah, good to see that irony is alive and well...
.. at the BBC.

(goggleeyes still got no credit for the beer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# gosh, she's a mess
lol misspelling
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I bet the Dyslexic pupils love her!
They can mispell her name and no one will realise!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# probably has
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# HELPS ETHNICS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# LEST SHE PINCH
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# oh you silly BBC!
It's all in the database.
Now with less threatening happy voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# lovelys
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Nobody here picked up on it being a job title though,
and it therefore needs all the words to start with capital letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# god help the patients
Image Hosting
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hello Doctor Nick!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Nice
but where's harold shipman?
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yes it does, doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# er...um :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hey Eveerybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# morning - have something thats been done 5 trillion times before :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# you are graffiting walls?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# only digitally
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# What? Jade Goodie?
or the wooey image?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# hahhaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# FREE THE PENGUIN 2 !
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# free them
free them hard! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Shit, I
didn't see Free the penguin, and now there's a sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Your sig....WTF?!?!?!
I'm loving it!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# i'm just not
getting into it so far. maybe its just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Sorry!! Lovely pic!!!
/how rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Anyone know what's happened to peoplesound.com?
I was only on there about 10 years ago and now it seems to have disappeared.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I ate it.
TJ: I'm bored. Ideas?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# paint yer bits blue
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# why?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I dunno
coz you probably couldn't reach your spleen with a paint brush?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# surely there are better things to do with my time and paint?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Possibly
By then you could stride proudly through like, with your head held high knowing that you had painted your junk blue!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# my junk? *sniff* and besides, it's not that good if no one ever sees it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Well you could get some sort of billboard made up.
EDIT: They just had Jamie Oliver's sister on the TV. FWOAR!!!
*letches*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# that's too expensive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I heard she was quite cheap:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# is she just as annoying as jamie oliver?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Wasn't on long enough.
I actually have no gripe with Jamie Oliver. I don't agree with everything he says but we share quite a few common ethics.

EDIT: I take it all back about his sister. She's a stunning blonde, but a stunning blonde with Jamie Oliver's nose!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# He jacks every thread on b3ta too?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# oooooOOOOooooo
'ark at you! I never threadjack!

TJ: next years London bash is shaping up nicely!¬
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I'll be there if I happen to be in London at the time.
This is however unlikely.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# true, but his cooking show always used annoy me
bit of a toss pot when it came to explaining thing.

Similarly for Delia Smith and Anisley Harriot.

EDIT: Well, there's always the paper bag.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Anisley Harriot - Prick with a Fork (old skool b3ta blog)`
My fave has to be Hugh Fernley-Whittingstall. I have to respect someone who puts their money where their mouth is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Prick with a fork is a very good description
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Oooold b3ta post
www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/ainsley-prick.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i know, i stalked kittyvomit's profile.
where is she? haven't seen her for ages.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# 27th of last month was the last time she was on apparantly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i suppose that means she'll be on again on around the 26th or so...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# For postbear. Dick and Quirty due to limited time.


deris

Will link it it's deemed too NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# They're both closet tweetysexuals!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Oh god
I think I want to go back to bed after that, thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# with sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i'll bet that a link would suit most people here. it's a little pornlike at first glance.

now i want to go to cockworld!

also, i was going to go to bed but the flesh eaters just came on the tv and i have to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# That poor woman appears to have lost half her bikini!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I AM DISROBING HER WITH MY MIND.
it's a good old horror flick, actually pretty decent in terms of tension and story. th monster's fun, too.

sadly, no patchwork chick or crazy oreo pastor in it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# AVP
is showing on the television in the next room at the moment. I have a loan of the West Wing box set. There is no justice.

PS If you're after inspiration, Twins of Evil is a fabbo olde horrore flicke!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# why is there a patchwork chicken there?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I dunno
It's a small cock? The bastards wouldn't keep still when I was sewing it on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# bigger than theirs though or is it just closer?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# But backing up slowly:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Then I'll link it.
I thought it was boarderline and, as you can read, said I'd quite happily link it if there was a problem and I am at work!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# er, nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# editted accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Doesn't look linked to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ?

nings
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# pedigree animals are always a bit stupid like that
what a woofully bizarre pic
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# i'm keeping an eye on you...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# how rare
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Ku Kwak Klan Kans?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# you can't eat just one...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# best
animated cereals for my brekky..lovely lil'things
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# This'd put me off my hand
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# what were those star wars animals in the second film?
they lived in trees i think. this looks like one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)
# muppets
or maybe they were mop heads
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# postbear thinks they were animals...
...let's all laugh at him!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)
# o no i feel shame.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# those were real Ewoks inside Ewok costumes...
...it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# like little matryoshka dolls.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)
# ashally ...
maybe yort to contact george lucas and offer up your mask making skills to cover up those furry wookie childrens
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:29, archived)
# i'll send him some video of me applying one to barbara using only my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# the only answer to that has already been given by amoebaboy
www.b3ta.com/board/8823349

edit: maybe some pitchers of margaret thatcher naked will erase that mental image
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# third film
if you mean Ewoks

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)
# thanks. i only saw the first one all the way through.
the next couple i saw bits of but weren't really my thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Hahahah
'nings!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
# this explains why pandas are endangered
100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# I read that as underaged
which made me giggle a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# LEATHER PANDA BONDAGE PAEDOS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Yoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Happy 4th
I pronounce your name Talk-carb
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Thank you, my fine candlemaker.
I say it like "tah k'alb", but it seems "tahkcuf"
is more fucking popular with the others. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT FUCKHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# blackhatblackhatblackhat...
...who fucks hats?.................PERV!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# hatfuckers, of course.
is this a trick question?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)
# those damn hatfuckers...
...always fucking hats and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)
# I thought of it more in the context of a 'lucky coat'.
Your conclusion still stands in this case BTWLOLETC.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# hey happy b3taday once again, my friend!...
...i have to go make dreams now...see ya later! (bye guys!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# night-night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Don't let the bedbugs skullfuck you in the ears
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# you know that's how they mate, right?
the female bedbug has no external genitalia - the males have to puncture her carapace with a stabbing appendage and then flood her with seed. if she lives, she may then fertilise her eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I say tahk-calb.
Hapyp b3taday nontheless!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Moisturise me!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# i'll shoot ya...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 7:56, archived)
# is that a tapeworm escaping her hideous flesh?
here's a crazy guy i'm trying to get people to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I have to agree with him. Well when he says 'many people think that I'm an idiot and many people think I've lost my mind.

White trashy mother?! Racist gimptard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:08, archived)
# it's not his fault, though.
obama is a test-tube baby.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# He wanted a womb with a view?
yadda da da, da daaaaaaaaaaa

EDIT:HAHAHAHAHA! 'People have asked me to prove Obama is homosexual. I have it here in this stack.'
Then changes subject. Well that's enough proof for me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)
# THIS ANDROID... THIS MAN IS NOT HUMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# He doesn't have blood you know?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
# delicious android blood.
mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
#
ca.youtube.com/watch?v=c4NGCZvfccw&feature=related

He amazes me. He's complete divoid of reality. He's ranting on about these alegations and brings the most stunning evidence.
Why is Obama trash? It says so in Psalms 10!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# i do love the freakshows.
this one is snowballing in many directions.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# uh yeah...
...i could take about 3 seconds before i needed to click him into oblivion.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:09, archived)
# I love the way he says you have to watch the post to understand why Obama is the devil.
And then the whole thing is about how single mothers are evil as ther is not father there and how he wants single fathers to kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# o, keep watching. he's insane.
"god's going to tear your breasts off you!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
# Christ The Remover of Moobs:P
HAHAHAHA if you vote for Obama God will give you cancer!

Lordy! Any preachers that vote for Obama will die in a bizarre sexual act!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)
# What an asshole
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:29, archived)
# *sings arsehole song*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# *joins*


morning rg!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# 'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Man.
tgmtrfh

Edit: your text, that is, not the video.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Not real!!! Close though... there's a bridge, and a helecopter-- but no shark!!!

edited subject line for clarity, of a sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Happy happy day
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
# were you aware your username was on fire?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Yes.
I blamed you. Now that you're here I won't anymore.
Much more fun to talk behind your back. Hehehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Join the queue
The voices were ther first:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# oooh
happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# heh she looks like an older paris hilton in that pic!
Same jaw and sleepy expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i will give the first person who can successfully toss off to this thread
a jaffa cake

subtitled: sneaky pea
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# that was quick
it doesnt count if you started off looking at craigs list ads ...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)
# crap.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# the small print
toss session must be initiated and completed solely by looking at p4linpics. there is no time limit although taking more than four hours to overcome flaccidity may be considered psycho-traumatic-erectile-dysfunction. p4lin may not be used anally so as to prevent any puns pertaining to p4lins in the ass. egyptology afficionados may use a p4limpset to achieve the final result but this must contain effigies provided in this thread. you must be this big to climb on this ride. thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# does that include...
...rape kits?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# ...
the sturgeon genital has determined that forceful auto-erotic-manipulation whilst looking at pictures of the incumbent vice president may be hazardous to your well being, unlike the autopluker2000, which is approved by the central scrutinizer and does not leave the physical and emotional scarring of lesser kits.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# he used to cut my lawn...
...he was a very nice boy... he used to cut my lawn... he was a very nice boy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)
# get me some shots of her corpse and 30 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# don't get no jizz upon that sofa...
...sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# i got a better idea...
...fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch (you ugly son of a bitch)...(this line sure must look weird taken out of context, when some might not know what the fuck we're talking about...haa haa haa!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# too late...
...&%$$#@!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# I have cravings for jaffa cakes
but not that much
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# here, have mine. it's soggy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# yeah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# huuuraaay more donkeys in politics!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)
# What kind of power do you get in Alaska
anyway?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:55, archived)
# Wolf power!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:57, archived)
# power to almost complete high school.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:59, archived)
# greased-up totem pole power...
...(more oil please!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# 101st keyboarders are working overtime this evening deflecting this one.
Arf! Quite!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# wow. i have just figured who she reminds me of
that doctor women who was in stargate sg-1.

edit. www.steelenz.com/sgc/fraiser.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 6:03, archived)
# unrelated lols at this question.
wiki.answers.com/Q/What_means_rumpy_pumpy

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 6:09, archived)
# crikey. roman milf porn?
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 6:15, archived)
# mother i'd like to flay?
edit: maybe flense.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# mother i'd like to do serval things too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# same here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 6:25, archived)
# I see prettier ladies when I walk down the street
why do people think she's hot?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 7:21, archived)
# because it's obvious she'd give you a blumpkin if you gave her a dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# Hey, have there been any updates since you emailed that horrible horrible lady's place of work?
I've been busy this week.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 7:26, archived)
# nothing yet. i'm going to give them until monday afternoon to respond before i email them again.
busy doing what?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 7:28, archived)
# Working, mainly.
also: drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 7:47, archived)
# drinkwork is goodwork.
i've been drinking maple brandy mixed with apple juice. when i told a friend about it he said "you're drinking pie".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:00, archived)
# IS THIS SPARTA?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)
# I hope so.
If it's not we have rowed off course by quite a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:47, archived)
# IS THIS A TRAP?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# i came...i conquered...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 7:59, archived)

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