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I don't know why...

Inspired by FP

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)

that'd be a hell of a trip

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

tea anyone? :D

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

a cloud of milk please

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

Whats the Morrel of the story?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)

mush you ask?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

I find all these puns very spore-ing....

sorry

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)

i find them in-spore-ational

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)

There's not MUSHROOM for any more puns in this thread!

Ha! Ha!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)

You're not mush of a fun-gi then

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

Mushroom

edit: shit

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

Mushroom

mushroom

mushroom mushroom

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

I already did that.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

you must be a real -fungi-

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

Oh Button it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

ARGH!

Teh mind-piss!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

I was so close to doing that one, thanks for taking the pressure off.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

I think I have a baby alien growing on my forehead

It would explain why my memories of last night are so hazy and anger-filled, and why I feel like there's a whole cheesecake waiting for the right time to push out through a pin prick. Like a forehead geyser of sour and clotted milk.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

Well, I enjoyed that sandwich.

I appreciate you granting me the facility to eat it all over again.

Edit: I can't believe this is your first -

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)

*sighs*

You know how to make it all stop my friend

Edit: WOO HOO :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)

*imagines all kinds of things*

oooo-er, Missus!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)

You're a pile of Shit-ake!

That is a repeat ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

Cor

I like that :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

MWAHAHAHA SHROOM EM ALL!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

This is top.

Reason not required, sir.
Edit: Ahh - what the hell....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

oh thanks. have a (hastily prepared) toadstool

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)

I like him.

He's looking rather pleased with himself about something. Did he win the lottery?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)

he is pleased..

he climbed all the way up by himself.

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)

ha ha that would be great.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)

have i got gnomes for you

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

His hat has stained his hedge

Say 10 times fast

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

you right

8,9,10...done

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)

Hahah what?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)

Something about fly-agaric and BA's fear of flying

I think it's funnier if I don't explain it.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

Where

is the giant super mario?

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

watch out!

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

Haha what the christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

wha?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

I feel sad for myself for laughing

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)

Always nice to see a Le Creuset in action...

Woo, I say - WOO!

Edit: and always nice to have a chance to whore this one out again:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)

AHAHAHA

Great, cake everywhere :(

worth it though!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

I love that every time I see it :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

hahahah, I can almost hear the "slap" sound from classic kungfu moives as he hits the other penguin :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

This never gets old :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

yes yes yes -well worth

trawling back for

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

lightning fast

even too fast for his shadow :)

nice one ;)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)

pffft

dammit

*makes note* remember the shadow!

*slouches off to practice more*

:-D

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

we are coping

with stardom

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/69639/1223951888/rodl.gif

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)

not coping :(

with img src tho :p

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

where's it gone?

it was working fine before

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)

I did briefly see it and it was top stuff, but it seems to have succumbed ot Redexitis

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

slight breakdown with stairlift

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)

If you go down to the pier today... (one ticket, etc)

RIS?

_Sorry

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)

Is that Arbroath?

Edit: *clicks link* Ah! No! Poor kitties :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)

some people are just pointless

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)

No!

Little kit-kats :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)

I take it I'm not reading the link then.

Said the girl who can't listen to certain Verve songs.

O_O

Shouldn't have thought of that.

I'm going to go and chuck myself into some spreadsheets and numb my brain a bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)

It's some dumb muthafucker

who is getting his jollies from hideous animal cruelty.

Spreadsheets may be the way to go on this one, honey.

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

That's more than enough information.

I don't usually condone torture, but...yes.

Bye for a bit chaps;

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)

what the fuck is up with some people? What the hell kind of person gets off on poisoning animals?

Woah... Just remembered a buried memory.. I was coming home one day (many years ago, I must have been about 14/15) to find some asian kid thowing stones at my cat in the front garden. I chased that little pick down about 3 streets before he got away. I swear, if I had caught him, I'd have put him in hospital I was that angry.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)

^ this....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

Awww.

That is a sad news.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)

It's the Bournville Estate

chuck a stone and you'll hit a cunt

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

or a stoner.

Chav central.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

BASTICHE!

*grabs shotgun and loads*

Some people just should be removed from the genepool. I hope the police get them before I make it over there and find them.

I'm normally not a violent person, but this involves kitties, and I am a card carrying future crazy cat lady.......

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

wobwobwobwobwobwobwob

wobwobwobwob

wobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwob

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)

*prints, and starts filling in the colours*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)

BETWEEN the lines

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)

almost....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

sperms?

I'm sick of trying to use reverse psychology, so I'm just going to Woo this.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)

If your sperms look like that I suggest you consult a doctor

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)

I AM A DOCTOR

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)

Nicely!

I just pumiced my feet! Smooooooooooooth!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)

wobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwob

wobwob

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)

wobwobwobwobwob

wobwobwob

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)

Clearly

You feel insecure about the dryness of £5 notes.

I suggest you aid this by sending any you have to me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)

Ha!

Post it, Notes!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)

This is my brain at the moment

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)

this has made me feel thirsty

I must go and get a drink now.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

Facial Peel

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Cocksure, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)

Have

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)

Very appeeling

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)

That's torn it!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)

Apeeling

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)

Sexytiem

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)

Sex THIS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)

*sexes*

*twice*

*and once more for luck*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)

hahaha, that's brill :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

Urgh

Nice

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)

full head peel

ha!

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)

I blame the weather..

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)

Archhhh

IT'S ALIVE!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)

I blame those damn Portugeese

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)

yeah

bloody Spanish

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)

Honking and beeping and grilling fish

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)

I blame

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)

GET BACK TO WORK!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)

*points*

I'm shirking my work so I can stay here and make sure you do your work

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)

now I'm going to turn around for a moment

and bend over to try and pick up something I think I've seen on the floor...

so no one kick me in the arse

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)

*kicks*

*giggles*

*runs awaY(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)

HOW AND / OR WHY HAS THI SHAPPENED TO MEEEE?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)

And the vicious circle begins again

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)

Quato

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)

GAH! looks like and extra from Total Recall :D

edit: some minor mindpissage there :P

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)

OPEN YOUR WALLET ... OPEN YOUR WALLET ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)

Start the economy, Quaid..... Start the economy!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)

hahahaaaaaaaaargh

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)

And the scariest thing about his face

is still those bloody eyebrows...

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)

happy

chin

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)

Bindun....... surely?

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

Yes but can I use it instead of paypal?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

No.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)

I'm having oddness with paypal

I think they are up to something

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

daddyIwantahippodaddyIwantahippodaddyIwantahippo

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

pown.it/185
oh and
www.pown.it/850 would like some hipposausages!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

They don't work for me

but thank you for noticing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

yahh ha a fiddle dee you are a pirate etc etc
and "daddy would like some sausage, daddy would like some sausages" with sausages on strings whilst playing a keyboard

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

........right.

Time for someone's ritalin.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

i'm 27... and it does not work!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

if you have too much it makes you worse.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

is it just me

or does that girl pirate look a bit like the cap'n?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)

YES!

www.pown.it/?uid=165

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

pown.it/251

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

RAPID.

There's nothing weirder than a man with a horses head.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

not even a horse with

a smaller horses head... like A LOT smaller, not just a bit smaller.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)

Rip Torn, Win!

Tom Green? Ultimate Fail!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

I fucking hate Tom Green.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

forget tom green

its about the sausages

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)

THIS HARD^^^^^^^^^^

He must be the least funny man alive, who thinks they are hilarious!

Freddy got fingered is probably the worst film ever!

And I have seen Andre....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)

ARGH - EYE - ESS

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

See below

or www.aldertons.com/money.htm

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)

....?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

oh fecking hell...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)

Exchange Paypal to Liberty Reserve

Exchange Paypal to Liberty Reserve

exchange-currency.org

Moneybookers to Liberty Reserve

Exchange Paypal to Liberty Reserve

www.exchange-currency.org

Buy Liberty Reserve from PayPal

(libertyexchangeorg, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

*clicks*

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

best first post ever!

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new_matt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

COMPO IT!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

Just leave it awright?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

aaargh

that eye's fixating me in it's vision

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

Yep.

This is exactly how this board operates.

Go to the top of the internet.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

Well aren't we just a little black hole of need today

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

How poetic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

Following yesterday's "unshopped photo experiment", are you going to try some spam yourself today?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

I'm working up a business venture which may well be up b3ta's alley

Make $$$ by hamtouching - no investment needed!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

This just in: You're a COCK!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

hahaha but..

i'm too late
*hears shots from duckpond*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

Ah, you should have heeded the warning.

*tsk*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

Nooooooooooo!

You are no longer a n00b :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

yay

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

Well

You fail.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

eye've got something to say about that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

WHAT THE CHRIST?

/ac

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

Jeezy Creezy!

wtf is that?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

DId you do any more composite pics last night?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

this one

www.b3ta.com/board/8831924
www.b3ta.com/board/8830973
www.b3ta.com/board/8830979
www.b3ta.com/board/8830982
www.b3ta.com/board/8830987

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

Yikes!

I just made this and was looking for a segue

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

dual nose TM

it IS the future

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

MAKE IT VIBRATE!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

you do it

im going to get dressed and have some breakfast... yeah i know its just gone 1 ...but im on holiday *plus im having trouble sleeping again :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

no animaty program installed

so I can't

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)

Crikey!

That's really rather good and it scares me.

*clickity*

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Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

hahahahahahaha

i'll have to lie down a minute

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

bwahahahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

ahhh, the old ones are the best

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

That's why I work in a nursing home ;)

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

4chan =>

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)

hooray... i can now post a pic that wasn't worth it's own thread. Thanks libertyexchangeorg!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

honk honk

plaice my order

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

exchange this, you cunt.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

I sincerely hope there was a crotch-grab in there somewhere.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

there was.

*licks hand*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

Hurrah

*studies hand in great detail*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

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Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

oh my lord. *lol*

I'm going to have to go outside and get some air.
People are looking at me strangely, as I'm laughing so hard. :D

Wonderful, sir. Simply wonderful.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hahahaha I cannot explain this image!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

Hahaha fucking A!

I've not seen this before.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

I only made it last night.

My first ever :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

And a fine steed she is too!

I reckon she could win the Epsom at 10:18, provided the going is good to fair, of course.
EDIT: I recognise that tail too...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

oh bloody hell....

Brilliant!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

Well I never!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

christing jesus boat frond!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

Do you take beans?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

go fuck yourself

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

you're doing it wrong

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

Well, it's about time I told you about the unusual encounter I had this morning.

This Scottish tramp accosted me asking for 10p, nothing unusual there, but he claimed to have been, unil recently, head of a large bank. For some reason I believed him and so bundled him into an alleyway, kicked him to the ground and tore his trousers from him. Well, he knew what was coming and was already engorged and I immediately fell on him, slobbering like a rabid husky.

It turns out the rumours were true, and he did spluff Scottish £100 notes and now I'm as rich as fuck!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

which is handy, as you'll need a wedge of cash to pay for the dry cleaning bill...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

[email protected]

appears in their contact us form if you view the fields

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

Cunt

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Cocksure, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

ooh ooh! I can do links too!

http://www.forexfraud.com/

do fuck off and die you thieving shit.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

compo it!

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

Make it 280px wide

/old skool

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

Thank you for this excellent advice. I shall follow it to the letter. I'll forward it on to my friends and family. I shall alert the media, & have your good word spread thought the country. I'm very serious about this, look, this is my serious face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

Must be something he ate..

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

i like the twirly wirlies

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

Must be, yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

I'm missing my good font, but feel that this one will suffice for now:

but feel that this one will suffice for now:

CFB/readable

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

why?

did it leave you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

he never wrote, he never called...

*relurks*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Not to mention as soon as I'd wiped my cock on the curtain I lost interest.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

I want some statistics on curtain wiping

How many people have really done this?

I have.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

I recall doing it once....

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XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

I've pissed in the sink before.

The girl had a sink in her bedroom.
She was taking ages coming back from the toilet.
I really needed to go.

Edit: As for curtains... I would do it, but I like being all sticky.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

I've pissed in a sink before

similar reasons, but without a cock to make it that bit easier

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

haha, impressive work.

I'm pleased to say, that I did it on our second date as well.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

Hiigh Fi-YVE

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

dare I ask how you managed it?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

I'd imagine like putting your finger over the end of a hose

ti attain higher pressure

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

*falls off chair laughing*

FFS! :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

*props up*

*snuggles*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)

Hello Lovely!

*snuggles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

The underpants I have on were my last pair without precum on them.

Thanks a lot.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)

Mostly just positioning

stood on my tiptoes and leant forward, like I was thrusting my crotch at an unwilling businessman with a sweaty fist full of banknotes. And yes, a bit of pulling bits to be pointing the right way.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)

hmm... I can't seem to picture it...

do you have a camera?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

Lolz

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

I could see that being a bit difficult

unless it was a low sink....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

I've pissed in many sinks

and it's not easy for me either as my cock is tiny.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

I did the exact same thing

but I was caught!
It was only our second date and the last.
:(

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XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

Some win some lose

at the great game of pissy-sink, it just wasn't your time

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

Hehehe

It was great, it just kept on flowing for an uncomfortable ammount of time, a real Kodak moment.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)

haha

I was nearly caught the second time, but I'd locked her door. She started trying to get in as I was mid-piss.

I eventually let her in and said I was worried her flatmate would come in as I was washing my face.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

Pffft!

God help us if the flatmate saw you with your face all soapy!
That would just be obscene

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

SOAPY FACE

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

haha

I was also naked.
and I'd already had a kind of thing with her flatmate...

longish story.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

soapy face wank?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

Hahaha

Mustn't see me washing my face!!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

I've pissed in the sink before.

The girlfriend went ballistic.

Apparently it wouldn't have been a problem if I'd removed all the cups and plates first.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

badum-tish!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

hahahahah

you git

I'm choking now!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

haha

lovely

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

*tea splutter*

You b'stard!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

*chokes on fudge*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)

now hands that do dishes can smell rank as your piss

with Barbarossa's Pissy Liquid.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

We may need to re-examine the Brand Proposition on this one, sir

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

what's wrong with "Barbarossa"?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)

Not curtains.

Venetian blinds. Never again.
*shudder*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

well I laughed.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

I did too

I just didn't have a witty come back, or response other than 'hahah'

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

I'm at w**k, and haven't got it installed, and am afraid to in case IT rape me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

You're at wank?

I'd be scared as well

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

Well, I can understand your reluctance, in that case

if they look anything like the IT trolls we have here.

*fears*

Edit: Admin privs FTW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

*willfully installs anything*

/IT can't understand Macs

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Oh, you have no idea...

My lovely shiny MacBook pro came up from them with what they called (company x)'s 'standard desktop build'.

I then proceeded to take the unit home, wipe the hard drive, and do it myself. Properly.

'standard desktop build', my arse, it works now!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

wtf is a standard desktop build?

sounds too PC to me

I need to purchase and install Leopard

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

What is this 'purchase' of which you speak?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

The problem is you were trying to use it as a computer, not as a desktop

*offers coaster*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

Ah, that's the reason NOTHING our IT dept ever do

actually works properly.

Oooh! Nice coasters, btw. Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

tell me what font I'll link it on a safe site and you'll easily be able to just drop in C:/windows/fonts

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

Aww, he so lovely, he so lovely

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

Alternatively you can just go to IT and say.

I'm making this leaflet etc for work and I found a font I like could you install it for me as I don't know how:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

That wouldn't work at my place

The only thing they know how to do is 'lose' (ie sell) software licenses

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

I've got about 200 fonts I shouldn't have

don't be such a girl

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Wow

this is so my favourite one so far.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Cor thanks!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

I'm still torn near equally between

one of the comic ones and 'twilight'. Or Sky.

Damnit!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

it's a dildo

100% fact

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

That's rather classy, sir

I think a pre-prandial *click* may well be in order.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

Mercy, mon sewer!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

very nice indeed.

you've captured the comic stylee wonderfully. was this a photo originally?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

It was indeed - one of my current faves:

Whore - moi?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

This is strangely depressing

in a good way

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

This is depressingly good

in a strange way

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

This is way depressing

in a good stranger

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)

Stangely good, this way

in a depression

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)

Good depression!

Strange ways.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)

Depressing stranger,

This is a good way

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)

...and we're practically full circle!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)

thank you for your time sir

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)

top class, AVaga'!

can you put up the links to previous ones?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Cheers - erm ... on the next one I'll do a bunch of links

Most of them are on my Flickr a/c, though (linked in my profile).

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

This is all kinds of ace!

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

Cheers!

I'm really enjoying making them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

Anything can be funny if cats are involved...

apols if poor quality anime... its hard to judge on my work PC cos its so shit

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

hahaha

this is very nice.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Compo it ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

oh dear lord

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Sorry, I couldnt resist ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

:D bloody lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

wahey!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

bleedin nora

ey thats good that is

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

The one on the right is lovely!

I want a cat!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

me too

apparently we've missed kitten season now, so we have to wait til next year

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

not necessarily...

I got my cats in december last year from a shelter, and though there weren't loads of kittens, there were a few.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

woo!

we were going to go to a shelter

This makes me glee

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Cat Protection League FTW!

I have one just around the corner, I have stroking privs with them at weekends.

Poor little kit-kats in their cages, it's just too upsetting, I want to take them all home with me :(

*sobs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

This makes me sad.

I want a new kitty :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

oh the shelter in my town

is lovely. The cats aren't in cages, they have big rooms, where about 15 cats live together, with a big outdoor cage to go run around in. There were about 3 rooms like that for cats, another three for dogs, then two little rooms full of toys and kittens/puppies. It's a lovely place.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Right, that's it.

I'm moving there. I get to play with the poesje miaows all day long!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

haha I think you mean "Mietzis"

(german for pussy*)

*- in the sense of "pussy cat"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

hehehe - perhaps so, but I'll stick with colloquial nederlands

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

They were pretty sick and injured at first

but nursing them to health was good, and it's great now that they're mostly fine now (one cat still sneezes a lot). It can also be slightly pricey at first, vaccinations, stuff for if they're sick/have fleas after the shelter, then a couple of months later, getting them neutered, unless you want an autoerotic male cat, or a female (both of mine were female) who sticks her arse in the air begging for cock, or sprays sexywee on every flat surface in your house...

I don't have any regrets though. They are lovely now that they aren't in heat.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

My cat sneezed on my mouth today.

It was unpleasant.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Just give him lots of extra affection and treats.

He'll slowly get over it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

I did cat-sitting duty earlier in the year, and this mog

had the foul habit of waking you up by standing on your chest and dribbling onto your face in a cat-like way of saying she was hungry.

*bokes at the recollection*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

Later on she was telling all her friends

"well of course it's demeaning but you have to train them somehow"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

Hahahaha!

Quite so. Other than the dribbling, she was very lovely, all black and shiny.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

I read that as cat-sniffing...

I'm going for a fag

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

You loon!

See you on the roof-terrace, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

i had chinese for dinner last night!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

So do I

but my mate's taking me to see the big house bunnies at the weekend so I might have a house bunny instead.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

I must admit,

I find house rabbits horrible.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

Don't come round then :p

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

I wont! ;)

They just seem a bit pointless to me.

Bunny wabbits are meant to be little and cute.

Rabbit should never serve more than one person....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

Well, you just add some more carrots and potatoes to the pot.

That'll make it stretch a bit further.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

Heheheh *awaits dads army with cats*

I smell a compo idea there!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

i was thinking it too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Are you free Mr. Tiddles?

mind the seams - they're still hot

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

it looks like they are rolling uphill

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

That's because you are on the underside of the world

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Woo hoo!

They are rolling up a hill! Is rear cat propelling them with the power of it's feline mind?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Ace!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

Hahaha

How genuinely heart warming

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

That happens every single episode.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

Hahaha

Yay for anit-gravity bath tubs!!
Excellent sah!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

hahah excellent!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

Backwards, forwards, backwards, forwards, aaargh!

forwards backwards forwards aaargh!

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

i love this
this is me every morning

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

giggle attack

here is your cornetto as promised

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

*ahem*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

*Arty Spang*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

hahaha

top shoppage. :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahahahahhah! a good spanging is in order, i think!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

ah yes. matisse's crunchy on the inside, velvety smooth chocolate on the outside period

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connor, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

the art gallery is full...but I am not

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

Hahaha

Do you mind if I repost my Dennis the Menace pic here?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

Go on, sir!

Don't need to ask...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Hahaha

I'm kidding mate :) It's a running joke at the moment.
Woo to your pic :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

oh crap...

that told me, didn't it?

:D

Edit: I'm so bloody out-of-touch :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

groan.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

*spang*

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

Bellbottom!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

laser

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Well how about that...

I'd forgotten it was called Laser. It's called BellBottom.Laser on my system.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Brilliant

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

brilliant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Too big,

please keep your files as small as possible, and under 50k.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Too big

optimise please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

1.64k too big!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

too brown

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

I thought the gaz said:

"Shit TOAP bitching about people from the internet"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

HAHAHAH!!! :)

*click*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

Heheh

Masterfully sized. Bravo.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

nicely played

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Damn those bears!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

actually it is shopped

the background has been clone brushed behind the speech bubble... you can see how badly it was done in the top right corner

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

hahahahaha *click*

IFCIT! *

* its funny cause its true

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

Anyone else feel like coming to Hull today?

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Goebbels has this picture in his downstairs loo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

~~Goebbels has~~ I have....~~his~~my

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

What kind of colour matching algorithm are you using?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

*shrug*

I'm just using the colour replacement tool in Elements at the moment. Can you recommend a better one?

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

...

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

Woo!

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

In glorious 80k-o-vision!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

Eh?

;)

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

Ooo you Sneaky McSneaky you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

and have this

View Larger Map

*edit* damn your ninja edit

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

ANy news on the body?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

*burp* delicious

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Did you watch those videos I sent you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

my internets is broked

:S

no youtube for another 5 days. it's just too damn slow

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

Have you thought of investing in more internet hamsters

to send and recieve data for you through their lil internetty burrows?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

then i would have to pay money, instead of my parents paying for it

actually, I jumped up and down about it and offered them money and they pissed around 'looking for the best value' and forgot about it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

What may help a bit is if you try installing System Mechanic (not the pro as that has AV and firewall)

from www.iolo.com and run a full optimisation after a deep analysis. then you'll have the computer and the internet working at it's very best with in the constrainst of your machine and netrate.
I really love that software. I've actually paid for the full version!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

/linux

nah i get my 52kb/s and everything is cool just the deal is when i download too much, my isp cuts down my connection speed but doesn't charge me any more money

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Hahaha 52k!

YOu poor bastard!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

tfl

are now saying it's under a train

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

That is some awesome investigative journalism!

They are saying nothing on LBC :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

what's LBC?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

A radio station in London.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

London?

don't wanna be there mate, people die there

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Oh my lord....

*spang*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

hehehe

edit:

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

In ref to your sig,

was it a monday?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

It was indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

*groans with the force of 10 men*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

directions

View Larger Map

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

that was painful

consider yourself spanged right up

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

hehehe

this is warming me up

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

haha- argh!

it hurts!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

You're 'avin a larf intcha?

D'oh!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

that static eye in the middle gives me the fucking fear

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

in Mitchell terms, it's called 'the frighteners'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

the mitchells aren't frightening- just asthmatic

but that single eye is haunting

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

that's the one officer

without a doubt

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

nuk nuk nuk nuk

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

pffff

this is the problem with food - once you've eaten it, it's gone

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

oh god

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Oh fuck

Oh dear oh dear.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

let them eat

kayak

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

he came in search of paradise

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

And found a whale

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

with big fuckin tits

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

that drop to the ground without her iron bra

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

or my hands

should I get close enough

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

You can't hold those

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

I can give it a bloody good go

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

Dog will hunt you down

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

I will distract him with glass beads

and leather strappery

while I give mrs dog a STW

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

but she's a fake blonde

I'll bet she's ginger

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

does that really matter when I'm riding her cleavage?

unless she has ginger chest hairs

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

~~ground~~ her stomach

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

pfft

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

meh

Didn't bother searching outside the trailer park though did he?

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

~~park~~

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

I love Charlie Brooker's description of them:

""The Chapmans all dress like bombastic 1980s action movie heroes - particularly Dog himself, who stomps about wearing biker boots, leather trousers, open shirts and a haircut that makes him resemble the entire cast of The Lost Boys crossed with a gay lion."

&

""If your penis could choose how to dress itself, it would look like Dog The Bounty Hunter. He dresses like a Gay Lion and all of The Lost Boys at a WWF convention"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

Fantastic!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

hahahahahahha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Officially - The Ugliest People on American TV™

and they're up against some pretty stiff opposition.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

Those two and their entire family are so fucked up!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

but jesus loves them

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

Sadly if the, bible is to be trusted, Jesus doesn't have a choice in the matter.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

i'd come on her tits

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

I'd hang out the back of her

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

can you bend your cock that far downwards?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

poor thing

she's beached herself

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

More bad original casting...

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Ninj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

Phew!

Thanks ivesb, was expecting RIS deluge. Congrats on new job. Where is it? ;-)

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Ninj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

in Southampton General Hospitals Neurology department.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

be careful of zombies

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

s'ok.

i have my trusty heavy cavalry sword.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

pah

you have nothing to fear from Zom... OH MY GOD THEY'VE BROKEN INTO THE OFFICE AND THEY'RE EATING MY COW ORKERS!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

OH SHIT I'M ON A MANDATED BREAK OH WELL, FUCK THEM

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

It's time to put my well planned Escapre from the Zombie Horde plan into action

if anyone needs me I'll be boarding up a B&Q and digging a tunnel to Sainsbury's.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

stab them with your pen!!

in the head!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

You have a cow called 'Orkers'?

how strange.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

is that like cow norks?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

it's like co workers

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

lordy! hehehe

also

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

hahahaha!!!

"a miserable swine"

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

haha-that look

oh that look

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

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