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# kid socialisation
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Pfft!
Are these yours?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ..
got them emailed to me
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# uhoh...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!11
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# oh dear
*runs for the bunker*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# ummm
prepare your alimentary canal for rapage bad boy
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# can I have one anyway
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# No
you didnt say please
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# is that the stomp of jackboots i hear approaching?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ...by a guy from another forum?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# see now I don't feel so bad about jacking your thread

I didn't know Jolly Jack did tattoos now.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE YOU, TEDDY.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Domo?
that you...and your bro
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# If the answer is 'yes'
you may have a 'woo!'
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# the answer is no
these are as old as the internet
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# the old internet or the new internet?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ye olde internet
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Not.........




posted in a letter
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# yes they are
nice aren't they, such big eyes
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# of course they must be
b3ta is the home of artists and original thought
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# pfttttttttt
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I resent that!
*hugs Fine Art degree*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
Quality stuff

only post stuff you made your self please

PS: you wanker
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# LOLZ!!1!111
You should sell these to a greeting card company.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# With more time and patience


I would have shopped her a third boob.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# why is she having a fit
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# fit
cured :-)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# now she is throwing up
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# MAKE IT STOP!
*ESCS*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# boobage
thatll do nicely
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
*cums a little bit*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# xXxHa ha haxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Gah!
you bad, bad man
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Oh My God I want this video to be
xXxlongerxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# um
haven't we seen this before?

edit: hang on, that's just changed

*confused face*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I seem to be
obsessed making slight variations on a theme.

*spangs self*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# This...fantastic as it is...needs tagging to make it perfect
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
YES
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# argh!
or you could go further and create 1 ginormous superboob.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# James Bond is such a product placement whore
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I dont think I have ever heard of a company called
xXxQuantum of SolacexXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Oh, they're very sassy
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Fucking right, just thought that to myself after watching Arsenal stuff
the Fibonacci
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# My name is Brand. James Brand
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# have some bond related spectrum nostalgia
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I love this so much
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# thanks
i had to explain who horace was to someone at work when i did this - then explain what a spectrum was - then i thought fuck it, it's not worth it
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# very nice
but i didn't get it cos i only had a Commodore 64
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Well I understood...and laughed

Thank fuck for old people eh
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Oh that is good.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I just get the feeling


that George Osborne has annoyed the wrong person.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# You don't know Mandy like I do
altho not in the religious sense
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# woul...
OH DEAR LORD NO!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# would
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Needs more Little Nicky
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Little Nicky?
eh?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun yet?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I like this a lot because it is good
*click*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# You mean
xXxclickxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# No, this was a classic, dry click
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# xXxDONTGETSASSYWITHMExXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# xXxSASSYSASSYDONKDONKDONKDONKDONKDONKxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# HAVE IT!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# *winces*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Stop complaining, you loved it
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I agree with him.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Not by me

Maybe next bash eh!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You really have lost the dreads :D

It has bindun, but not this well!

xXxLOVESxXx

How is life Em? We must meet for beerage again soon!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I'm good
I live just by Brick Lane if you're still in the area, beers would be great
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Well I am not working at the moment, so I am not around there for work,
just chilling in Greenwich mainly :D

But I do pop up occasionally! Are you still on the same mobile number as the first time we met? My number has changed, but I can text you up if you still have it....

EDIT: xXxEDITxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# xXxYEPxXx
same number, though I'm in Wales next week
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# That's no worries.
I just texted you up. We shall meet soon. Have to get that little Welsh fecker in on it too ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# *smoosh*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *clicky clicky click click*
:D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# IT'S A TWATTING TEALIGHT
Have a click you mental
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahahah
Fucking Rah! Have some *click*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Why am I lookin at your mother
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# splendid!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# you look just like Scarlet Johannson
but with a bit more stubble and you probable don't have big tits, but you can probably act
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# well played!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# actual 'lol' from the sofa
well done :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# oh.....
that's just excellent!

*clicks*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# That's just great.
*click*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I
see a little ralf little in you
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# :(
I've been told that before
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
The Tealight makes this.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You are Ralph Little

aicmfp :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hahahah christ
well done
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# YES!
edit: as in it is good, not bindun. I guess Woo would be appropriyayte.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Prodigy beat me to it - Ralf Little indeed!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Are those your own lips?
Or are they Scarlett's?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# all my own face
my Ralph Little face, apparently
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# excellent work
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Aww you
look all bewildered and innocent.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Strange things happen to you when you're in space too long...


CFB
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# xXxVillagePeopleLolxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# xXxLawlz!xXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# xXxROFLCHOPSxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# xXxhahaxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# xXxwhatyoulaughingatyoucuntlolxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# xXxshestillherethen?xXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Aye, she has been round all day.
xXxLOLxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Pahahaha!
Clicked.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha
woo
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Houpla!
nicely
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# It's like watching a speeded up version of X factor
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Hah, there's some people I'd like to stick in carbonite.
Then stick into space.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
that is rather spiffing :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Painfully Drawn Gay Robot is feeling flamboyant


Click for bigger (47KB)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# xXxAIDSLOLxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# That is the general concensus
:)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# click for gay robot
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
They are all ace :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# evening all
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I can hear him saying "fuck that shit mother fucker"
woo :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Aha
& thank you
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Tag it
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Ok
you're it...
*runs*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I endorse this :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# xXtaXx
Edit: what's with all the xXXx stuff?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# You're missing some x's ;)
xXxLOLxXx

Edit: This may explain it....

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=66006
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Have we determined who's hiding behind this scary pseudonym yet?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I think it is real myself....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Sassy!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Hahaha
any idea who it is?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I personally think it is a real account.
Mainly due to the person being so shit at baiting everyone. And also, the photo in her profile has changed, yet it is the same person.,
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Hello
I like him, he's funny :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# and thank you also
:)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I shall call him darwin for many many reasons
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I demand to know why!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# What all of them?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Hee hee.
Good un.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# MUM MUM MUUUUUUUUM
...look i did a poo :D
edit : woah top quality lurkage
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# THIS IS INSANITY
I approve
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Why am I looking at your mother?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# xXxBOFFxXx
Where is my fucking Persian Rug you cunt?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Tried my hand at one of these
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# lol you said hand
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# lol so did you
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# lololololol!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Oooh
I'm in a Corinthian lather.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# *hides*
that's bloody frightning
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# That Pasanonic is an angry fella!
xXxLOLxXx!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Sorry.


No, I'm not.

edit: Now far more sane. Thank you for being patient with this old attention seeker.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# holy hell
my fucking brain
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I hope you know this person and they don't know that they're a little bit famous now.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Sadly I know him very well.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# You should exploit him.
And by that I mean you.
In fact you should at the earliest opportunity have sex with yourself and film it. Again.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Pfft!
At least there is no chance of you getting yourself pregnant now :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Arousing
terribly so.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
How are you doing, you wanker?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# shitting fuck
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# He's touching his own butt.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# That's of such supreme woo that I've broken my wooometer.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
amazing
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Haha awesome
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# bum
tastic
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# yes you are
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I'm beginning to suspect there is such a thing as too much McCain

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

'ello
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# !
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Aaaargh
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# hey could you post that a few 1000 times more please?
...no really
edit : thats better - ta :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# !!
!!!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Christ on a trike
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# DA DADALADADA DA HEY!
hahaha
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# the monastery will fall
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# looks like a level of Shadow of the Colossus
woo!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i finished that game quite quickly
but me aint never finished ico,that game looked amazing for ps2 graphics
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ICO is well worth the money
I fucking LOVE SotC though, I've replayed it more than I have ICO, I should do that one again soon :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Alright Ruski!
How is xXxPrincess_PainxXx?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Haha, I've just been catching up on that
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# <s>imageshack sucks donkey bollocks </s> yeeah i know html doesn't work up here...
can not see : red-x good save
woo0o0o scary monsters :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# It's a very nice image

-x-
mediocre
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# hardcore you know the score?
stop humping my leg
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# xXxMEDIOCRECORExXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# xXxHARDCOREREDSUSHICORExXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Cor thats pretty good that is
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# That's extremely woo and sinister
the monastery is clearly fucked
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# The nuns'll be thrilled to hear that.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# YOUR NAME!
You've been infected as well

*Flees in terror*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I'm being very sassy today
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Quick and shit...
Photobucket
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# UM.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# So Wayne Rooney is really Jade Goody.
Well that explains a lot.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# tits are to small
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# as carrots are to Hislop.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# She has a man's chin.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# xXxblacklolxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Don't just post my original source pic.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# anyway
so the Vicar looked at the Choir boy and said "well your not going to be sitting down for a while and there might be a bit of blood as well'
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# the last two comments on this story seem a bit bogus to me
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Gnome genocide!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# those Aussie kids just have gnome respect for people
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Gnome-matter how hard they try, it just doesn't live up
to the antics of others.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Gnome woman no cry.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# gnome gnome, gnome gnome gnome gnome, gnome gnome gnome gnome, gnome gnome
there's gnome limit
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Stop that!
please
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# *Bursts out in evil laughter*
My favourite was the 6th form that turfed over their common room on the last day.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# xXxLOLxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha
The last one seems to have slipped past the ever vigilant web-side mods we have come to not expect from the BBC

Edit: Woo hoo 4-1
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# "As founder of the school I found the student's behaviour quite contemptable.
They even took liberties with my physically disabled and passive nature and wheeled by body around the school despite my greatest protestation."
Professor Xavier, Melbourne
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
xXxLOLxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# roffle
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# what's semi-naked?
bits of them naked and other bits not? with the exception of astronauts and certain muslim sects, isn't that everyone?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Wow, someone who went to my school.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Fucking hell you're in the 7's!!


(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Not long till we have a 6 digit user :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# It's Tuesday
I need my weekly dose of Viagra/trainers/shoes spam typed by somebody whose grasp of English is at best tenuous.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# OK.
"Bye vairga, from me.Nice and cheep.
Also buy traners and shooz 4 kidz."
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Eh up pickle!
How do?

*huggles*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Stop hugging your pickle!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# hahah
excellent
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Like ur mum lol
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# haha!
this is only going to be funny in the context of the looming bandwagon, but in that context i did roffle
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# TJ - just popped in and saw the Han lolly on the front page
Reminded me that I always thought there was a market for brightly-coloured penis lollies, especially in gay clubs. Simple business idea for anyone that wants it...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Never one to miss a sponsorship
opportunity...

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Pfft!
Ugly cunt!

I like the way she is wearing one of those Indian head dresses to show she isn't really racist ;D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# That's so people can tie it really tightly round her jaw to keep her rancid gob shut.
True story, her agent suggested it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# books?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Eh?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# i am confused
by who is who on barrytook
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Don't let me confuse you.
I've never been there and never will :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# It is hosted from his dead body
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I thought she was wearing it to attempt to hide the fact that her hair hasn't fallen out.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Are you implying this is just a publicity stunt?
Never"!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# yes
it is for her new perfume "Cunt CaNcEr"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Pfft!
ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN:

Mmmmm! I love the smell of cunt in the morning!
But I sometimes wish there were a little more melanoma involved....

And Rosehip....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# hahahaha
glad to see someone else can have a joke about, got laugh at life and all its ups and downs
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Pfffft.
Is that a bandwagon I see looming?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I kind of feared that as I plagiarised
Kinks far superior post down there...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Tchoh!
Nonsense, you!

/Stephen Fry blog
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Who is that??
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# the face of cancer
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# What!?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# she is this years face of cancer
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# She was told she had cervial cancer live on tv.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# But what do her eyebrows have to do with it?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# they ran away when they realised who's face they were on
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# It was them who told her
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Chemotherapy makes you lose your hair.
So she had her eyebrows tatoo'd on.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# this years face of cancer
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Are we sure this wasn't a misunderstanding
and that she was being told she's a cancerous growth in the cunt of humanity?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Miss United Kingdom 2008
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Oh fucking hell.
You're joking.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now KK thinks we are a nation of ugly fucks with you saying that and her living with Mofaha too ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# A stupid retard who unfortunately went to India
to further shame British people
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahah
What's her name, though?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Jade Goodie
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# she has given cancer a bad name
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Her father, Andrew Robert Goody, who was of mixed race,[1] was a drug addict and habitual criminal, who served prison sentences including a four-year term for robbery. He died in Bournemouth, in 2005, aged 42. Her mother, Jackiey Budden, is now a lesbian.
Hahaha

not the dying bit, mind
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# so she is 3rdcast then
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaaha
What a read! What a complete and utter mong
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahaha, fitness DVDs HAHAHAh
It's like taking naval advice off switzerland or something.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# she called them smell
I bet she stinks of cunt fish
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# It's Jade Goody.
She has cunt cancer.
/helpful
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Just a little of my work
Photobucket
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Now that's not bad!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# The Pope splashed out on a new '-mobile' then?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Pfft!
I am friends with the Pope on facebook :D along with Desmond Tutu and Dean Gaffney :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Very nice :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# haha
'work'. You appear to be confused.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# hi pas
hows it hanging?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Camouflage my ride!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# dave?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# dave is not
quite so liberal with the cutout filter.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i aint seen him in years
whatever happened to davew27?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# He was at the Derby bash, but I've not seen him post on here for quite a while.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I heard he got run over
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# That's kinda ace
Excellent stuff
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# no reason
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I *knew* this Sarah Palin
adhesive cut out face would come in handy.

Ding dong!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Dangit, knew I should have bought one.
Paper bag will have to do...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# HAHA FLATTER THAN A RAPIST'S WHISTLE!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# ET?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# You're So Big !
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# xXxSeamlessxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# xXxhardcoreemocorexXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Should you be knocking one off over
xXxKENSAxXx ;D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# xXxKillerkittixXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Thats MISS Seamless 2008
Ahem......
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# 2-0 Arsenal, ten minutes!
Woo hoo :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Fucking Arsenal ;)
Fucking Real are 1-0 down to juve already :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Real losing
against anyone is the best news ever. They are the devil incarnate.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Get ye tae fuck ya bawbag!
The Bernabeu is without a shadow of a doubt the greatest football stadium I have ever been to for atmosphere, and Real are full of the fucking win!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Bollocks. If they were not bankrolled
by the Spanish national banks who write off their debt every new season they would have ceased to exist 20 years ago. Vile operation.

Edit. GET IN BERBA YA FAT BIGNOSED BASTA
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# GOOOOWAN
you filthy Turks. score another 2.

edit? No you kebab munching fuckers, score more, not let another one in.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# would
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# nice tits
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# What you surely meant was
"Great fuckable tits" ?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# yes
I now want to know who's tits they are
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# They're very airbrushed.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# yeah they are
still would

they are probably a mirkin
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# they are Lucy Pinder's
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# *Drops monocle*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Wow...what kind of colour matching algorithm do you use?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# you broke my sarcasm-o-meter
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Is that Jennifer Aniston?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Classy!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# xXxFucking wouldxXx
Ha! Like her losing her eyebrows could make her look more ugly!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# xXxnot with yours matexXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# xXxLOLKEBAB!xXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Wasn't this was just posted two pics down?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
they look fucking shit.

Not your pic, her real tattoos
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# my mum had chemo
didn't loose her eyebrows though...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# nicely
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Ta
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Oh fucking hell Dawkins
What have you started?



Click for bigger (337KB)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Can I bring a backpack?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# haha
nicely done.

I'm off to watch your mob pumping the dirty mhob. cheerio.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I'm watching oor
mob about to give the bhoys what for. But it saddens me, id rather it was the filthy gers, but then this is champion's league, so not much chance of meeting that shower of shite ever again ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# lucky for you.
your shite city couldn't deal with our fans last time. fucking namby-pamby cunts. :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# we didnea
ha' to deal with you. you dumb cunts just beat the shite out of each other!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# sorry
I appear to be on the wrong website, is this "Oor B3ta"?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# pfft
Fuck aff an' watch th' fitba ye big divit. lae uir b3ta aloyn
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Get ye tae fuck!
Celtic are fucking braw ya great bawbag!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# what would jesus do
turn the bastards fuel to wine.. that'd sort them out.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahaha
that is excellent :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Pfft!
Ning Pasa! How do?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I'm all good.
Just having a break from rendering Walrus' picture from last night. It's a big 'un.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Nicely!
Can you ask your boys to go easy on the bhoys?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Of course we'll
go easy. It's Man Utd at home to a team we are expected to hammer with ease. We'll lose it 0-1.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# xXxCRASHDOWNTOEARTHLOLSxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# If Jesus turned up at Dawkins' front door, and started doing mircales all over the place...
I can still see Dawkins managing to convice him that he doesn't exist.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I love Dawkins.
I think he should start his own church ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# haha
to both posts
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I think this is a good idea.
He likes Christmas carols. So do I, come to that, they're catchy. There are probably one or two hymns I hum now and again as well. Poll results suggest that this is the kind of thing most british christians go to church for, if they go at all.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ha.
half the people at midnight mass are not catholics but just drunken mobs from the pub only there for a pissed up singalong.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# nice one sir
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Thanks all.
I enjoyed this little diversion. It turned out to be a helluva lot more photoshopping than you might think. ( 31 layers )
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# "Jesus Saves"
Not on my wages he doesn't.

/ac
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Just thought I'd pop in and say hello
Photobucket
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaargh
dear christ no
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# hi
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Hi, 4chan.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# b3ta is the thinking man's 4chan
why are they all flocking over here?!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# For red hot sex.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# :D
glee
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# thinking man's??
pfttttttt

b3ta is mildly amusing gash at the best of times.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# M333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# UUUGGHHHHUHHH
I just gushed on the screen
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# The word "gushing" always makes me think of oscar type acceptance speeches!
you gave me an odd mental picture!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Gushing makes me think of churned red wine and green apples
all over the living room
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# ....remind me next time you have a party at your place.....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Will do chap!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# this is what it makes me think
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# blood or sex milk?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
#

would...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# bet you would
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# k3bab still probably would
probably
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... and isn't likely to.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I assume it is a good thing that I can't load this image
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Its like someone has made a real life pilsbury dough boy thing
and then inflated it to the point of bursting
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# thank god the footy's started
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# what the fuck is that?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Why is my dog looking at a picture of your dog?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It is the bra that makes it :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I liked the way it was posted directly above
KillerKitti's bathroom massacre scene last night -- as though this is what was behind her.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I missed that....
I shall spazz now :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
#


CFB
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# SPIROGRAPH!!!
WOOOOO
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I played with a Spirograph on Sunday.
They are not as good as the one I had, which clipped on the table and had a big arm which the pen hung from.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# The old one though....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I want one of those.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I think I may still have mine in the loft!
If I find it, I will let you have it :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# yay!
*gets out the wax crayons*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I see an abstract diagram of a the female reproductive system
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
#
/inserts psychobabble about you thinking about women's mimsies.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# "Women's mimsies"
as if there's an alternative
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# *Hides monkey mimsie fetish pictures*
*cough* Yes, you're right, of course...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# That's a porn mag,
put it down and look at b3ta.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I wish!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# this means you want your father dead
and your mother has had sex with you in space.

also your eyes have the potential to be made out of jam.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# What's my Sunday routine got to do with this though?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# the mystery of the calendar resides within her tits.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# None truer a pickle plucked from around the moons own crown of cherub skin
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# possibly
this is my favourite of yours
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

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