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# oh dear....

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7684407.stm
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Pfft!
I thought that was Mr Miyagi at first :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ha ha ha
me too...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahahaha
me and all
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# It's amazing that all of these really rich people that would probably rather settle out of court
rather than be dragged through the courts are so naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Nicely shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahha, top!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
eew!
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# eeew indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ewe indeed
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# You?
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Yul, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# who? You? Or me??
Him?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# guh
... he'll probably blame Prince Philip*.


*who - for some INEXPLICABLE reason - I have an ever growing respect for
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I fucking love Prince Philip.
I'm almost certain he knows exactly what he's saying, and the reaction there'll be to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Yay for Phil the Greek!
There's a fantastic Google Maps setup which gives a world map of HRH gaffes. It's pretty priceless!

www.aardvarkmap.net/getamap-examples/examples-prince-phillip-gaffes.htm
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# there is? Searching fo rhta tis so on the list of things to do when i get in from work!
edit: ooh, linky! I'll have to *click* that for later examination
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# This is a classic
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# he's so hot right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# That's hot.
/Hilton blog.



*suicide*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hey!
BFF?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Like, 'kay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# totally
*crams Irish Wolfhound into a handbag*
*teeters off to go shopping*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# real life lols
at that image
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Like, wax your legs or something, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Shop Prince Philip as the Indian astronaut
'looks like it was built by an Indian' great quote
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I dont wanna be in his gang
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# or his shop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# or his arse
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# or his...
foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# or his
mind
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# but I wanna be in his arse shop
mine's split
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# did he fuggin fug her?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# "You're Fayed"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# No I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ^THIS^
*SUES*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# arf!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# splendid
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# The Tale of Grizzly Arthur.
Linked to save your valuable bandwidth you cheap sods.


Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# AAAWW
Arthur is a cute bear :D
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Go Grizzly Arthur!
More I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# GOOD BEAAAAAR GOOD BEAAAAR
*TEEEEEEEEEETH*

nicely drawed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Cement Update:
They are building some sort of pond with a wall coming off it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Ponds with walls! The new must have for the discerning anphibian!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hi i'm anne, anphibian for short.
i'm discerning.
or disconcerting.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# That's swimming baths, ninny!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# They would have to be very little.
But they arent!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# it's not the size of the boat
it's the motion of the...swimming baths.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ?
are you just making up sayings?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# If at first you don't succeed, try something else as you might just be shit at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# A pool was going to be my other suggestion.
But I didn't think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# :)

'noons all
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hehehe
thats really cool!
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# 0.0
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# }:o(
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# =0Þ
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ‡0Ð
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# @‡0Ð
^^ IT'S A FUCKING CLOWN!!!

LOOK EVERYONE, A FUCKING CLOWN!!!

A MAGICAL SMILY CLOWN, WITH HIS BIG SMILY HAIR. OH HOW I LOVE FUCKING SMILEY CLOWN

YOU MUST ALSO LOVE SMILEY CLOWN..........BEWARE

NOBODY HAS CONCERN FOR MY SMILY CLOWN. SMILY CLOWN IS BECOMING SAD AT THE LACK OF CONCERN GIVEN TO HIM, PEOPLE BEWARE. HE IS A SMILEY SMILEY CLOWN, HAPPY SMILEY CLOWN, BECOMING SAD MAD BAD CLOWN.

HE'S MAD HE'S BAD AND HE'S UBER FUCKING SAD, YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE. HE TRIES TO BE GORGEOUS AND HAPPY AND SMILY AND APPEALING BUT IT NEVER FUCKING MATTERED, YOU'RE ALL BASTARDS COS HE'S GOING AWAY NOW TO CRY AND YOU GUYS JUST DON'T CARE, WHAT IF HE WAS YOUR GRANDDAD, YEAH IT'D BE WEIRD COS HE'S JUST A SMILY CLOWN, BUT THINK ABOUT THE HURT. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING HEARTLESS.

WHO WILL BUY, MY BEAUTIFUL SMILEY CLOWN.HE'S SO HIGH, I SWEAR HE COULD FLY, WHO WILL BUY MY BEAUTIFUL SMILEY CLOWN AND PUT HIM IN A BOX, PUT HIM IN A BOX, AND PUT HIM IN A BOX FOR ME? NO-ONE FUCKING WILL COS YOU'RE ALL CUNTS. I'M CONTACTING THE RSPCSC RIGHT THIS FUCKING MOMENT COS YOU'RE ALL NEGLECTING HIM IN HIS TIME OF GREAT NEED. HIS COUSINS AND FOREFATHERS WILL COME AND SMITE YOU DOWN WITH A FUCKING GREAT SMITEY STICK COS YOU'RE ALL NEGLECTING, UNHAPPY INSIDE, DESPICABLE, FREAKY, NASTY PEOPLE!!! I AM SOOOOO DISSAPOINTED IN THE LEVEL OF CARE YOU ARE AFFORDING TO MY HAPPY HAPPY SMILING CLOWN.

AND STILL NO LOVE GOES TO THE FUCKING CLOWN.......YOU'RE ALL SUCH BASTARDS, WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE MY CLOW.......HE'S BLACK, THAT'S IT ISN'T IT, IT'S COS HE'S FUCKING BLACK, WELL BELEIVE ME IF I COULD CHANGE MY TYPEFACE TO WHITE ON THE BOARD I WOULD, BUT YOU CANNOT HONESTLY HOLD IT GAINST HIM JUST BECAUSE ROB DECIDED TO MAKE THE FONTS BLACK CAN YOU? REALLY?? YOU FUCKING RACISTS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# badly drawn paint monkey loves clowns
they are delicious
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# THANK YOU.
I FINALLY FEEL MY CLOWN IS WORTHWHILE.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# @@@@ : |
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# 4_4
ha! my eyes are richer than yours.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# 9.9
My eyes are richer than yours also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# god damn it :(
damn eye crunch.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Squishy squishy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Cap'n
One to watch when you have video access

www.apple.com/trailers/weinstein/zackandmirimakeaporno/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Oh you stunner, I wanted to see a trailer for this.
Cheers sweetie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# That looks awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Cor, Miki!
*horns*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Morning Dance
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# he's got a powerful good up rock
I'd vote for him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I've heard Obama can pop lock like a madman
McCain's got nothing on him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# there's only one way to find out for sure
DANCE OFF*!

*a 45 minute animation made by you for the Beeb in which the two presidential hopefuls break dance and electric boogaloo until one of them concedes... culminating in an epic double windmill where they keep high 5ing each other as they spin around and around.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *Shaves head*
*dons oversize specs and collar*
*pulls mong face*
FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# the lord of the dance
man
(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# goes well with
Nina Simone singing 'funkier than a mosquitoes tweeter'


heh "You gotta mouth like a herd of boll weevils
Same old game, same old thing
You never changed
Always rappin 'bout the same old thing"

Lyrics work too....
(teasus likes tea, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Morning all!
Lovely day, isn't it?
Click for bigger (142KB)
(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# That's......
lully.

*phones shrink*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# not so fast
*shrinks phone*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Oooh, innit cute!
*tries to use dictaphone*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# use your bloody finger, like everyone else!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# baddum
-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i could tell you were waiting for something...
*takes bow*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# How am I supposed to fire my arrows now?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# use your bloody finger like every one else...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# }:oÐ
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# is that your real credit card details?
where shall i send your 1000 fleshlights?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# muhahahakekekekeke!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# It's not all work, work, work...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I didn't realise Jason was Jewish
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# haha!
his mask doubles as a tea strainer.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# HA HA HA
*puts on Simply Red CD*
*Sits in the sunshine*
*tries not to think of all the killing he has to do next week*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
urgh - I forgot to kill that girl from Accounts Payable... Mr. Kruger's gonna shred my ass..!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# When he gets stressed out do you reckon he goes on a resusitation spree?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
goes up into the clock tower with a defibrillator ... and waits
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# haha this thread has just made me chuckle. thank'ee!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hehehe
cool stuff

edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Marvellously done!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# aaarrrgghh I'd forgotten about that!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbz95LdqMko
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# 1991????
But it's sooooooooo 80s?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I know
It makes my teeth itch

Although I'd love to do unspeakable things to that YTS monkey.

"Satturdee night I'll be on the uther side of the wall"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# HE'S A STASI SPY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# When he's leaving the bank it looks like he is being released from prison
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# in a rathere ill fitting suit.
the early 90's were so much worser than the 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Absolutely
I just associate the early nineties with cheap plastic and dayglo pointy designs. Rather like the London Olympic logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# the 90s was
until about 94... then it went 60s for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I love the hair of that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I always had a feeling Chewbacca wasn't real
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# it has an amputee inside!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# he lost his hand when he took off the suit
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Took what of the suit?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# his jub
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# AMPUT2
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# He wouldn't be that handy in a fight would he
He's pretty 'armless.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# its behind him you silly sallys
*gets out anatomy books*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# look AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# the man is in a war
goddamnit
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I'll say
No bridge, shark OR helicopter!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# they are at the right, behind the at at in the fourth layer
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# looks like someones pulled HIS arms out of their sockets...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha!
the bloke who played chewbacca lives in Keighley, near me, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I heard that he plays the part of Keira Knightley
He's ony 2 inches tall and sits in her brain, controlling her every action.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# haha
...no but he actually does live near me. I wasn't just being surreal.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Eating food
must be a very low priority.
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Listening to southerners pronounce Keighley is marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# kay-lee, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# keef -la
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# just pretend the g is a t.
Have you seen my Johnny McC?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# thats a rather personal question
/ac


nope, whats that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# It's a right silly billy
www.b3ta.com/board/8859748

If you click I might get my first FP in ever. Or I might not. No pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I cocked it up the first time I said it
I'm a Londoner by birth.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# That's because we pronounce it properly.
Key-gu-huh-lee.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Southerners are just funny
... they're similar, but also different.

it makes a refreshing change.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I am similar
but also different. I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# not just southerners
Marillion wrote a song about it and they're even more north
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I misread Keighley for Knightly
and had a strange mental image involving a wookie and an annoying, under-fed actress...

Edit: someone's pissed in my ear
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Dominobaccapirate
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# you mean Star Wars isn't
a documentary?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# if only...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahhhahaha... I'm just reminded of galaxy quest, with Tim Allen talking to that fan, trying to get him to help:
"[I know there is] no digital conveyor, no ship..."

"Stop for a second, stop! ...It's all real!"

"Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I KNEW IT!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# u tuk a jub!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Don't mind my whoring...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hehe
not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Ever wish you hadn't started something?


CFB (160KB)
Click for original.
Click for gallery - many similar pictures taken when trying to find the best angle.

Props to Mrs. Ovine's daughter(12) for helping to make the reptiles and providing the cactus.


(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Oh dear Lord!
Best. Competition. Ever!

That gets a clickety click!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Holy crap that's some attention to detail there.
If there's any justice in the world this will win the compo hands down!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# you're too kind
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# This with giant brass knobs on
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# absolutely so!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# yay!
that's escher-so-good
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# MC what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# *double-spang*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *deserves*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I'm bowled over by this.
Really very impressive indeed. Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Brilliant, brilliant work.
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# *clicks for effort*
Also, that's really well done!

EDIT: The dodecahedron is pure win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
#
yes - I had much fun making a flipping dodecahedron ;P
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# crikey
made from scratch? I'm not sure I'd know where to begin - I can't even remember how to draw a regular pentagon these days
/crap at geometry blog
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# You'll need 12 of those
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *fetches scissors, sticky-tape and glue*
*inevitably ends up in tangled mess*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I have access to CAD
If I may whore another little thing here - £100K worth of CAD software to fake up an impossible triangle

Hucking Fuge SWF (7.5MB)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# that is superb.
well worth the 100K in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ooh
someone's smuggled an extra 47K into yours

EDIT: or do you mean total thread weight? Apologies if I've transgressed yet another unwritten b3ttiquette rule.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I think he means the cost
of the CAD software... :)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# D'oh!
just so paranoid about the filesizes - although things seem to be fairly quiet today*...

*famous last words.

(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# very much this
very good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# This is quite spectacular...
*applauds heartily, Royal Albert Hall style*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# one of my favouritest escher pics too!
and fuck!! you have OCD AICMFP!!!

Brilliant stuff, top entry, gets my click!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ta
I just wish I hadn't thought of it last Thursday - it's been bugging me all week.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# bloody hell!
Well done! *clicks*
*wishes he was less lazy*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# that has to win, TOP STUFF, SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# If I click 100 times
does this get 100 votes?

if not my clicking finger is sore for no reason
(s007y, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I've often wondered
but I appreciate the sentiment
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# if anything thats better than the originals
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Yay! I like Escher...
...and I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Great

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Good
I like it (good name & animated icon thingie too)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Winnar!
Very cool stuff, that.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# This is fantastic!
Very well done.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# escheriffic
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# This is SOOOOOO good. Woo to you sir!
This whole image challenge has been great. More of this sort of thing!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# nice!
I've got a tattoo of those
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Woah!
I'm loving this.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# "Ever wish you hadn't started something?"
Not really, but I can see why you feel this way!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# fantastic!
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a trap!

click for bigger - good guys this time...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I frigging love these
The other one has been my background this week
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I was about to say 'haven't I seen this already'
Then I read the post properly.


WOOOOOO!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# HELL FECKING YES!!
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# even better
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# great
stuff, again.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# haha!!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *never risks the Fett man*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Genius
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Your all goy...

I was chatting to a friend about his time in Israel, and he used this phrase. Here is a pikchoor.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# You shall have to explain goy to me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# a goy
is what Jewish people call gentiles, or non-Jews.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Ah I see.
I have not heard that before :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Oy, but it's such a schlep
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# my life!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Indeed already
/learnt all her stereotypes from 60's BBC radio comedy blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# haha!
in this place you should worry!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# It may also have been from watching Zoidberg the other night
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Your knights might be nice boys
But sadly we're all goys,
And that noise that you call singing you must lose

*sings while giggling*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# spamalot?
reminds me of the "you'll never make it on broadway without a jew" song anyway
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# The exact words, well done :)
*piano solos*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# want to see that in London
to see how it compares, but not whilst they've got a big name as Arthur
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# good old fraud!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# You! Go to the naughty corner and think about what you've done!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# :)
*has a good think*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# zzzzzzz
*has a nice dream*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# is it about Jane Seymour wearing Stockings and eating a bowl of Rice Pudding sat astride Jenny Agutter?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# uh-oh
dammit Freebs, now i need clean underpants.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Oh, my.
I'm guessing that you're (pauses for dramatic effect) 38 years old?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Not about THAT!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Severe danger of being fired now, but it's worth it... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# can't you just giggle quietly and pinch your nose whilst making your shoulders bob up and down?
in an attempt to look like you're not laughing your head off and are about to burst...?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# but... but... but...
I might burst...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Jungian camisole?
I don't get it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# arf!
Q: How many Freudians does it take to change a light-bulb?

A: Two - one to climb up and change the bulb, and one to hold his cock ... No! I mean, 'ladder'!

That one doesn't really work well in writing, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# oh god
*tries not to show mirth*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# 'mirth' is an unusual name for it
In future, you might find button flies stay closed more reliably than zip flies.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ha
i liked it
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# ARF!
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# for some odd reason it's the only joke I've been told that I can ever remember
I'm sure Freud would read something into that fact...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha! oooohhh....
*drops pan, and picks up shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# HA HA HA
now THAT'S hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# oooh!

groans and clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# The days before safety matches...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# THEY'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Is that a phoenix in the flames?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# that hadn't occurred to me
Just a generic flame. Now you come to mention it there is something symbolic about it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# we'll be reborn from fire!!
*runs down to incinerator*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# No, it's a church
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# haah
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# He painted matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs...
AND THEY WERE ON FUCKING FIIIIIIIRE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# haha!!
FIRE! BAW BAW BAAAWN!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Photoshop lessons at uni
Went a bit random.

Be gentle, its my very first peice of photoshoppage.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# With every purchase over £12.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hmm..
looks good, but i'm RISsing a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# RIS all you want.
There isn't a joke there, I am just a bit weird
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Are you sassy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# as a hermit.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ah.
just as long as i'm not being thick thats ok!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Well you have got the colour right on the text!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Here's the full text for lesson #2:
"jokes are better than technique"

;oP
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# it's a good start
for your next lesson read this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

may not help you at uni, but it will here:)

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I've got some old skool advice on head-swappery here, too:
www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/learnings.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# haha lemony
where is the pedantic fool now?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Well, it can't be that bad
no one has bummed you yet about the file size
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Learn the file shrinkage bit too and you'll fit right in :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# and what the edit tab does
also, did you get that hijacking thing sorted?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I did, thank you
Spybot did the job :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# splendid
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# next lesson: Save for web
www.elated.com/articles/the-save-for-web-feature/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# now that's a handy link
*saves for future being helpful moments.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# that have photoshop lessons at school? WTF?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Mervyn King 'deeply troubled' by onset of recession...

"We're knicky knacky knackered" he told reporters.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahahah, is that his les dawson impression?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Oh yesh...
...a wee bit of 'Cosmo' ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Good Old Les
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# "When the cock crows three times... it will be your turn"
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# brilliant :D
all the arm spread bloke is more reminiscent of me when i first managed to set up a domino rally :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# haha!!
it is a 'whoa!' stance
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Someone should do a 'Last Supper' meme page
with the entire collection
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Look in the eyes, not around the eyes...

CFB 1 meg version
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# THIS IMAGE WILL MAKE YOU GAY
CANNOT UN-WATCH
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Gay sticks!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# only if you throw it hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Someone commented on my blog to say that my vasectomy was gay.
I am struggling to come up with something less homosexual than a vasectomy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# well you don't want to get your boyfriend preggers do you.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Why not?
We'd be minted!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# it's illegal to sell babies in this country!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# What about raffle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hmm....
pound a strip...
you could be onto a winner here!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You dirty bastard
I only want babies with clothes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# get knitting then!!
and while you're at it, i need a new scarf and woolly undies!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# nobody's selling me
are they?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# shut up and get in my basement!!
i paid £4 for my lad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# wah!
*cowers in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# haha!
that's a special level of stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# My vasectomy was a bit like gay bdsm
in that a man sliced open my scrotum, jabbed a knife inside for a bit and then sewed it back up.
And then came on my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Yes.
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# That's not just a vasectomy
that's an M&S vasectomy
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahahahahha.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# oh you swine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *shrooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# THIS IMAGE WILL MAKE YOUR SHROOMS GAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I can live with that...
*puts on psychedelic music*
*eats gay shrooms*
*watches this image*

*writes 180 min concept album about it*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *secret belvoir handshakes*
why aren't you allowed to laugh at things?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Office ban.
If we laugh at something, even a funny e-mail from a client, it's perceived as not working, so we have to look on in mirthless deadpan fashion...

Quite why I'm on b3ta in such circumstances I have no idea...

*secret Belvoir handshakes back*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# you'll have to work on the Cold Face.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# And quickly too...
This almost cost me my job: b3ta.com/board/8859869
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Or ask to see someone in HR
and ask why precisely they think that this is possibly acceptable and can it be removed as a condition of employment please, as you cannot be arsed with the hassle of another tribunial.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# But spell tribunal right.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# HR?
If only we had an HR department...

Also, it's not an official part of the contract, just the constant reminders of a manager who needs to look like she's actually diong something...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *wobbles eyebrows slightly*
must... resist....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# FUNKAH!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# oooh
very noice :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *mesmerised*
actually, probably not since that has something to do with fucking magnets. What the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# haha
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# If we made any more sense we'd present Christmas Lectures.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# mmm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Will fire make it stop?
*prepares flames
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# throbby
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Bloody hell
That's nearly as hypnotic as my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *gays*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# OMG I was back in 'Nam there for a while...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# bluuuuuurgh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# very pretty
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Mr McCain
Original image: z.about.com/d/usliberals/1/0/K/4/ObamaMcCainJuly1706MarkWilson.jpg



Click for fucking massive.

It's my first attempt at a colour one- I greyscaled him, then coloured him back in myself, to explain why it's a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# You scary
*hides*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Good snarling action there
Woohoo!

I also like his sinking ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Yeah, I can't be blamed for that bit
although the snarl took me a while so ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Haha YES!
He is a creature of the night!



EDIT fecking Caps Lock.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# would,have,did,will.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# All of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Very expertly done indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Cheers duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
That is utterly freaky!

expertly 'shopped, cap'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# :-) cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Weird? It's chuffing ace m'dear!
*clicks "I abso-fucking-lutely love this!" HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Also, bit of a TJ:
This may be of interest to you and some other b3tans out there... I've put it up to listen to before the release date. Again, all profits (Ha!) to Shelter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I'll have a look, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Thats
pretty damn good
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Thank you very much!
The other stuff is all free if you want it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I will do
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# raaaah alittle warning about the 1meg original would be nice, it's still loading!
but fucking wooooo, i like these, the palin is better IMO though.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I did say fucking massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# no offence, i meant the original, not the shopped one. original is 1 MB.
Hench, as we say round these parts.

P.S. does anyone else notice, it looks like he's shaved his eyebrows in the original? odd......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I kow it is, I made it :D
It could have been more.

Ah well, you can't please everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i'm confused.
the one you made is about 240KB

but the original one you link to is 1MB, this is the one I mentioned a warning for.

let's just wander away both a little non-plussed, i'm really not having a go, was a throw-away comment that's got caught in a bizarre mis-communicaiotn.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# You're right, I've got two biggers
one's hugely huge, and there's this one. Thought I'd used the other huger one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *cries*
z.about.com/d/usliberals/1/0/K/4/ObamaMcCainJuly1706MarkWilson.jpg
1MB

i'm scared!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# YES I get it
as I was saying, I thought you were referring to the bigger of my biggers which I didn't post.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# i think i get it now.
i think.
i'm prbably wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# nice
I would have thought "a bit wierd" was desirable in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# bloody ace!!
but, would the american public even notice they were being led by a zombie?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# They've been led by a fleshy Pinnochio for 8 years and they've not twigged that yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# If McCain was zombified while president
would that block Palin from taking his office?

I reckon Americans are more likely to accept a zombie president than a black one :(
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Niely Shopped Wowy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Cheers NotFreebsInTheSlightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# excellent,
excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Thanks chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ooh I say...
...that be smashing that. If George A Romero doesn't offer you a job, summat must be up you little smasher! *clicks than hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# What a compliment!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Well deserved!
You have the 'zombie' thing off to a tee! PS If you weren't married and I wasn't married and I was a stalker, I would stalk you...:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I'm not married, I'm just engaged.
Money being as it is I'll be that way for another 5 or 6 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# are you saving for a massive b3ta themed wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Batman, but no, not at the moment.
At the moment I'm just making sure all bills are paid for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# yeh, I should be able to afford it by then.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# And the legal fees.
You've got to think of a costume, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I'll be henchman number 3 and you can be catwoman.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm already being Robin....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ok
I'll be Commissioner Gordon then. Proper one, with pretend irish accent and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# That's great
and gets a much-deserved *click* from my neck of the woods
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Ahhh, you dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# if i was a necrophiliac
i would so have the horn right now.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# You're not a proper b3tan unless you do anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# it's intermittent
i want to follow this up with it just comes and goes.. but I shan't

i think it would of been nice to leave obama in and have him staring on in blurry fear :) but time and image size possibly would of collapsed the world.
very woo m' dear.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I tried for about half an hour to get him sorted
but every time it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# i can imagine it's hard to shop the blurry.
as it's not only the expression but the appropriate blurriness from blurred..

blurry bluriified blurry blurry blublery.

sorry, i didn't think i'd used the word blurry enough in my previous sentences.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :D blurry yes blurry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Top stuff!
You're brilliant at these.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# absolutely superb.
you are wonderful at this zombie lark. your zombie-porn folder must be filling up nicely. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I might have to redo some of them, now people have had haircuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :D yes!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# do you zombie b3tans?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Occasionally.
The last couple I tried failed as the images were far too small. I also take a really long time as I'm a lazy sofahound.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i have a massive picture of my ugly mug....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# shopped pics only please :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# braaaaains
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Just like you then.
Take the xs off, there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I see what you did there
It's his hair, right?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Yeah, I cut some off
and tickled his geriatric scrotum with it until he got angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# thats it..
now I've got the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Zombie conga!



There's lots of interest in zombies in our house at the mo:
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2008/10/dont_mind_me_im.asp

My ten year old is dressing as one this Halloween, and wishes to turn the tables by carrying his own chainsaw. I offered him a shovel, but he's having none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I think he's got a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# sorry, but no
a scythe is good enough for his brother, and a zombie would rip his own arm off just trying to start the bloody thing
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Ahhhhhh, he wants to have one that's turned ON.
I just thought he could drag it behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# if that's all he wants
then he can make do with the hedge trimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Just like we did when we were kids down t'mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# exactly
Nobody gave me a chainsaw when I had to walk 5 miles to school in the blazing heat and snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# bloody hell
that's proper excellent that is
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *doffs tricorn* ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# he don't look at all well
nicely mon capitán
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Thank you, Mr TQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You can see from teh original that he shaves his eyebrows.
You managed to make him look even more evil, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Cheers dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Awesome stuff
Woo Missy Wow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Oh! Thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# awesomeness
... you've got the skills to pay the bills missus... although I appear to have turned up at this party 2 hours late... and in fancy dress; good to see you all went for jeans and a T shirt...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# :D you're looking like a Cool Dude, senor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)

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