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Hello!

Today I have been shopping my friend Wendy!

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

Trolin is funn lol

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

Have I missed funtiems?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

right, that's the last straw, which regular are you pretending to be KK?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

Huh?

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

Ask a mod

they can see the IP address

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

WHERE'S GRONKPAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)

I HAVE FOOD POISONING

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

probably clan doing it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

Ain't she sumthin'!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

Thanx :)

She is

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

hahaha

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connor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

You don't fool me, Julie Moult!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

Who?

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

she is an image rapist

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)

I'd like a hit of what you've been having

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

Pfffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

I don't know why I made this

So I'll leave it here.

I'll link if considered NSFW.

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

hahahahaha!

i've no idea but i like it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

Hanky PankyTeley Spanky !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

Hahaha

Gross!

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

I don't know whether to fuck her or tell her shut up and fuck off

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

I'd be happy with a chance at either

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)

Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)

i like that, hedge your bets

fuck her, then tell her to shut up and fuck off. The video of her getting her tits moulded, is quite good

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

That kind of post needs its proof

I haven't seen this video and feel it should be presented as evidence.

Also, fucking her and then telling her to shut up and fuck off would be the best of both worlds.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)

.to the police..?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

Oh . . . Wendy . . . Wendy what went wrong ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

She wore a balaclava while on the sunbed by the looks of it

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

I have it on good authority that Wendys are lovely people

that have even skin tone.
FAIL

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

hahahhahaha

its funny because it is so bad

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

Ah good, it's getting near that time then.

lolfanj

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)

hahahaha

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

what's not to love?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

MY POINT EXACTLY.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

MAKE SURE YOU USE AN EXTRA THICK JOHNNY

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)

GLANSBLEEDING™ IS THE NEW BLACK.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

I MUST GET A NEW CHEESE-GRATER FAST

AND THROW AWAY MY MEGAPACK OF EXTRA-SAFE

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

the only thing

I ever shop-lifted was a cheesegrater. and that was an accident.

True story time.

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enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

But what about the Durex Ultra-Safe?

You can't fuck a cheese-grater without them, unless you're lookign for the new black.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)

Fuck I just dislocated my balls while I read that.

Must be some kind of gay magic.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

hahahaha

love it, woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

Fabutastic

shaped piece of love in a pie with cream and cherry and everything.

Woo

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

There's no greater love!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

I'm glad he chose the least painful way to express his love to a cheese grater

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

hahaha

how touching...

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enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

I love grated cheese

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

It tastes so much better than when it's sliced, I don't understand it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

More air, ligher, tastier

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

^^ This

The first time I saw grated cheese in a packet I realised the world had gone mad. So I bought a few packs and spent a happy hour throwing cheese off the top of Canary Wharf.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

Hahaha

Rough sex?

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

Well...

... i do like your drawings

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

I love him too!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

TOAP

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

the key to successful characters is connecting with your audience

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

narf!

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

Schnarf

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

Haha, woo.

And well done for slipping in your front page too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

I often worry about using other peoples without permission

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

Is this why you usually keep at least one of yours on there at all times?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

FP THIS NOW!

sorry, overcome in the moment again

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

I bet he's Screen capped them all.

All 55 million of them!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

Yep!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

[haha...

It's Fingers and The Head...Fingers and The Head...]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

Pinky sings like bruce dickinson

best giggle all day that

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

we're only all here tonight waiting for a new image challenge

it's debating when to wank and when to open up the hosting site ready to flood the board with reposts when it comes.

Come on fraser, it's clear cut this week.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post274135

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

If you do take them to court, as part of payment for their actions can you demand they explain that Ann Diamond image

it genuinely baffles me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

Exhibit A, M'lud

/email has been prepared and distributed tonight among the various parties. once approved, it gets fired off tomorrow :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

the games were cloned out for a cropped head only shot

but someone messed up and printed the whole thing.
/boring but probably true blog

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

doesn't explain Dead Rising being behind her shoulder

or the kitchen blinds being raised on one side of her head.

Mentalness. I reckon it was just a Photoshop test for their crack team of in house photographic lie makers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)

it looks more evil if it's creeped up behind her shoulder

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

hahaha.

My dad reads it!!

He may see in it one day!!

LOLZ

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

haha

my Mum reads the Mail, the silly moo. We'll make a b3tan of her yet...

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enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

same here

but she steers clear of the political stuff, bless her.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

I don't think

mine even realises that it's a Tory snotrag.

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enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

i have at least managed to get her to understand that bit

but she still insists on getting it, could be worse at least it's not the mirror or sun.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

i get it out the way before i log on

it calms my nerves

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

pffft

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

Haha

Most likely

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

as a plan

it's hard to fault!

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enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

heh

that's my night in four frames

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

i suppose the true moral of pinky and the brain is that you should never have ambition.

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connor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

no that was Peanuts

Pinky and the Brain is "always going in with your trousers down"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

Hey, you...

How the fuck do you know my secret daily schedule?
EDIT: *checks if webcam is on*

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

Hahaha

Superb!

*click*

I fear the fp may explode!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

New Palin parody video by the lovely Gina Gershon on Funny or Die

Really funny stuff.

www.funnyordie.com/videos/5580bbef82

(Brady123, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

links board for that cheers

otherwise I'll spam my own videos again

*edit - ok you asked for it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGBxpYbBdQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaViiUjH92U

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI9oCgcYg3U

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

Now, before the near-certain flaming starts fella,

this may be better suited to the /links board :)
www.b3ta.com/links/
but welcome aboard :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

quick

delete this and post it on the links board
www.b3ta.com/links/
or you'll get shouted at

also, she looks lovely but the words get on my tits.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

delete:?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)

I know

how to make things worse, delete it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

it would have been ok until replies happened

no one would have noticed.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

Well Yeah!!!

But you have to be pretty fast to do that!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

this is b3ta, the F5 key is always in the down position

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

Stop wanking near your keyboard then!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

it feels nice on my balls

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

what IS the problem with deleting?

is shouting at someone or repeatedly saying "links board please" worth keeping?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

Remember,

shouting at people who make mistakes makes you a big man.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

The witty putdowns can be really funny,

and some conversations could have started aswell.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

they can indeed

i blame the Earl for making this a worthwhile thread

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

It was put here so we could talk

with out going on to /talk and getting AIDS cancer

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk.

sorry

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTW

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

bit excitable tonight

you been on the blue smarties again?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

I knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

I was happily playing Lego Indy,whilst browsing,which turned into full attention b3ta-ing with The Macc Lads on.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

I was hoping that would say Taaaango

But it didnt, now I am sads

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

I prefer Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaata.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

Fata?

You're missing an "n" there boss

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

Fatan??

Are you mad?

damn

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

is it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

Hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)

spaghetti

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

Hahahaha

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

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please.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)

Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelda

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttt*

* Not really that funny.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

You're doing it wrong!

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

hahahahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

would

not.

*shudder*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

cocksnapper

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

I wouldn't ask her for a handjob

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

if she wants to give you one you're just going to have to swallow it

or something

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

howdy

and don't be afraid, everyone of these folks here has done something similar to what you did do that thing there (unless they've been schooled in the pre-emptive twuntiness) and now they're purest 3vil. One day you will be too =)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

It's not the quickest moving board tonight

To be honest I don't see any problem with a link to keep it going at the minute.

But I'm only me. And who am I, other than a pearoasting whore?

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

Nope I to am a whore for the roast

cfb

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

awww

now that i like

here's something that vaguely resembles a skateboarding kitten

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

Incorrect

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

Hello new person. Thanks for taking the flack away from me.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

hahahahaha!

also, welcome new person it's now customary to introduce yourself in a similar way to /talk they're much nicer than us, tell them the cptn sent you.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

A little know fact is that Dali was hard of hearing.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

hahahahahah!

"Beware the compo nazis"

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

*runs for the bunker*

oh god not again

*inside bunker*
oh look, there is some porn in here now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)

There is ?

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)

OH NOES YOU HAVE GONE USED SOME COMPUTER INSTRUMENTS TO DO THIS

FAIL ETC... LOLZ

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)

is it not bigga enuff?

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

Nope, its fine, but the brief was re-create a famous piece of art not using your computer

This appears to be photoshopped, unless you painted it yourself in which case I would retract my previous statement

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

No, you're perfectly correct.

You see, I can't read or write. My gran posts for me.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

Arf!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

And it's good night from him

For a while, anyway. I must post tired old bandwagons in new threads, I must eat, I must drink, I must work, and probably in that order.

Edit: No threads for 13 minutes and then two at once and one of them's this one. Oh well.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

Sam is a cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

sams are

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

*Glares*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

are you a sam?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

Most Sams are cunts

This Sam is a dead cunt, I think. He was an ugly bugger when he was alive though.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

Nah

My dog is and he is ALL of the aces.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

lady sams are ok

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

I had a dog called sam,

he was a golden lab
Then he died :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)

he died

he died
he died

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)

Is that some kind of really shiny expensive room for scientists?

: (

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)

No you silly!

He was a yellow big dog

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)

We took ours to the vet today.

She has a slight skin inflammation.
She had her anal glands emptied too!! Yuck!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

Sweet, I wish I had anal glands,

that way I could squirt anal juices on people I dont like.

That would be an awesome superpower!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)

Just eat some undercooked chicken

result

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

Yeah, but you dont really have much control on the squirting then do you

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

Oh you want control as well do you?

Fucking hell, you want the anal glands on a stick, you do.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

Yes, yes I do

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)

But that smell may be nicer!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

bet they didn't use gloves when they squeezed the glands

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)

He was made of custard???

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

No, he was made of dog

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

dog custard

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)

gold

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)

Always believe in your soul!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

because it comes out of you hole

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

Silly Earl!!

BIRDS!!
Bird's make custard!
Unlsee yer bird's a dog!!!*

( *not yours, I'm sure yours is lovely)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)

have no dog now

dogs make soup if you give them something spicy to eat

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

For the evil genius who

just loves bling

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)

I've got my costume sorted...

CFB & Reversed

(

SolidGoldChimp, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

Arf!

Nicely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

i've a feeling clansoul did that last year...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

This makes me sad :(

You know the world is a bad place when there are binduns attributed to ClanSoul's original :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

Hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

AHahahahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

pffft.

It's the very definition of a vicious circle

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

Clansoul + original = ERROR

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)

No, Clansoul took the design and made his own teeshirt with it

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

ah there we are then

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

it's sad that you know that... very sad

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)

why?

My memory seems to keep saving information that I can recall when needed

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

/board trivia is one thing

clansoul /board trivia is indefensible

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

On a tshirt?

Neato.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

THE HUNCHBACK WOULDNT HAVE TO DRESS UP BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY FREAKISH AS FUCK

(

Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

A guy in my neighbourhood got sent to jail for beating up some kids on halloween

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

up off

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

you're still here?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

so when did America start spelling "neighbourhood" correctly? ;)

(

unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

haha

busted

(

Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

Like we hadn't sussed it already

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

well yeah.

(

Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

you 'should' have an email waiting for you

*fingers crossed it got there ok*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

zing!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Pwned!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

and know the words to old U2 songs?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

She/He's not the Goat pretending to be an teen emo girl again are they?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

Haha, nice.

Good advice, too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

Nicely !

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

Kill them hard in the neck!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

odd couple

Click for bigger (59KB)

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

ClanSoul?

/ac

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

fuck me, I'm going to the pub.

it appears to be spam multiple threads in a bid for attention time.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

You really do need to change your sig to

"May flounce".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

I am going to make a fantastic dinner

if ms mediocre ever turns up from w**k

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

OMG YOU'RE GOING TO EAT HER

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

*doesn't say a fucking word*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

Good

It's my job to make childish, tiresome and obvious double-entendres around here

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

*ruffles...er...head*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

*tilts lid*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

Well I didn't like to say!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

My mexican tomato bake should be ready soon

It's fecking delicious!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

Please don't say things like that

I'm fucking starving

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

Yeah, after I typed it I rushed into the kitchen

and had a slice of bread with Marmite.
I can't bloody wait.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

times are hard, even for him..

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

Hehehe

it is hard to know when to get off if the streets have no names!

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

Haha

It is decided then. You're not real

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

What makes it doubly hard

is he thinks he's in a place called Birmingham.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

and cannot count to four in spanish

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatorze?

No? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

That woman at the back appears to be mesmorised by his arse.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

That woman at the back appears to be ~~mesmorised~~ horrified by his arse.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

Aren't we all?

Mind if I drop this here? I'd start a new thread but it's probably been done and it's only a bandwagon anyway.

Bandwagons bandwagons la la la la la

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

HAHAHA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

I always loved that dog.

I cried when he died, I did.*

* May be a lie

(

boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE DAWGS SO WE PUT SOME DAWGS ON YO ' DAWG

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

Now THIS I like

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

it had me giggling while i made it :)

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

Evenin', other Boris

been a while...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

Evenin'

I've been away for a bit and then doing lots of lurking. I shouldn't be on now, either, I should be cooking dinner and applying for jobs. But the bandwagon called.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)

Good man.

I've been off for a while writing, but it's so nearly finished now - just waiting for the proof readers and then publish.
Woo!

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

Excellent stuff

I've been messing around giving loads of talks on half-finished work, swearing at collaborators, swearing while collaborators take three week holidays in the middle of finishing the paper, then getting all despondant and doing something else. Which means I now have two papers pretty much finished just in time for the job season, so it may all have worked out nicely.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

Always good.

Just had two accepted in the last week and one rejected, but I'm going to argue that as it's clear the numpty didn't understand the paper...
I also got my first refereeing assignment and I had to reject the paper as it was a pile of guff.
Oh yay, academia.
At least the book's not chemistry, anyway.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

They don't send me papers to referee anymore

I delayed too much on one because they were attacking my friends, then kept telling another journal that I was away from the office for weeks and had to decline. Which was true. They just have a habit of sending me stuff to referee just before I go away.

Edit: Congrats on the papers, by the way. I'm lucky if I manage one paper a year, let alone three a week...

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

It's been a bumper week

And I've been collaborating like a Frenchman. And one of the papers took five months to be reviewed by a single referee who accepted it as is.
Go figure...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

*&6%4//

Click for bigger (80KB)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

Weeeeee!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

Hahah

Fatty lol!

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

wow.

all our threads are belong to you today.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

Haha,

IKO
IKO
IKO
IKO
IKO
IKO

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

Talkin' 'bout hey now, hey now! Hey now, hey now!
Iko, iko unday
Jockamo feeno ai nané
Jockamo fee nané

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

Im sorry?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

It's the lyrics to Iko Iko

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iko_Iko

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

I dont know that song

Is it good?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

's okay

it's a bit of a classic innit

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

haha he's a lightbulb

(

Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

Its me at my last Olympic Game

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

haha silly train

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

And he is my brother

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

ZOMG

Magenta sOCKS :)

(

thistle, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)

hmm

so far nothing magenta to be seen

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

lolympics!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

hahahaha

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

silly chinky

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

not a racist

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

potato wogs

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

Fascist dress in black and go around telling people what to do

where as priests....er....

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

O_o

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

OMG was he ok?

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

O_O

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

what the shuddering fuck is

hardcoreemocore?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

Took too long

And most likely bindun

/runs back to QOTW

(

whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

Is he the guy from Love Actually?

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

He's not real, you know...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

Recognise that I do

Though it always looked better with his collar back in...

(

boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

Better?

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

MUCH

Actually I downloaded that at the time, too, to help if I did any more headswaps.

(

boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

only slightly shopped -

(someone who was running for mayor in suburban city of Vallejo - he lost...)

(

tubaman, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

Is it bandwagon night or something?

Also itunes 8...wtf!?!?!?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

itunes, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

I have an ipod

Shun away!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

An ipod

is the only thing missing from Smug Bastard

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

ManuelMoney

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

Other denominations available...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

here let me help you flush your money down the toilet

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

I bought it like 2 years ago, it does the job for what I want it fine

Ive had no problems with it as of yet

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

I still use it on my old computer.

It was handy for 'sharing' music over the halls network at uni.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

This^

mytunes sorted me out with gigs upon gigs of music in first year

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

Maybe so but great result!

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

Mini rob with SHOE ON HEAD.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

\o/

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

has b3ta turned into somewhere else?

i'm terribly confused by this post and the last one.

but then again, i'm just terribly confused.

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

yes

you have to show us your bum now

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

he's out begging dinner for me, i'll do it later

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

send him round here.

I made too much tortiglione carbonara and I'm stuffed.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

I'm annoyed that i can't reheat the delicious fish stew that i made about as gallon of last night,

because i put mussels in it. now i have to throw away about a litre. gah.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

aghhh

schoolboy error. You should decant the sauce/stew into smaller pan then add the mussels for a minute until they open. That way you get to keep the sauce.
neer mind, I'm sure it was lovely. I'd have chanced freezing it as soon as it was cooled.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

sounds pretty tasty

i'm making chicken kievs tonight

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

Nice.

I'm making jerk pork with rice and pea.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

nice.

have you found the big tescos yet? they've got a great selection of chinese and polish foods there. i picked up all the basic chinny stock room ingredients for about £7. i've been experimenting with stirfries all week :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

I eat too many stir frys.

My stomach feels like it is being carpet bombed by rice some nights.

Do you intentionally make too much and then fry the leftovers up the next day?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

i do but then i eat it all. i'm not very good at restraint

i will eat until i'm sick if i've got enough food.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

I do that too.

My stir fries turn into small mountains of vegetables and noodles.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

lots of pork and onions marinaded in light soy, rice wine and oyster sauce

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

Oyster sauce is brilliant stuff.

I also tend to put in vast amounts of garlic and ginger

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

garlic and chilli for me

have you tried putting oyster sauce in bolognese?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

Not yet.

I don't have enough freezer space to make massive batches of bolognaise any more, so I don't do it often.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

I thought your girlfriend was Italian!

I have never seen Italians put anything in bolognese sauce!

Admittedly I've never actually seen them eat bolognese sauce because they are from the south, but that is irrelevent.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

well exactly. she never cooks it, when i make it i modify it a bit to make it better

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

THERE IS NO BETTER!

Call me a man of routine but I just can't see the point on all the pasta sauce variations, melted stilton, tuna, etc. I can't see the point in eating them when you could have bolognese instead.
*shrug*

Also as an aside, refried bolognese is literally the nicest thing in the world, especially if you add a tiny bit of grated parmasan while you are frying it and you cook until the edges start going brown and crispy. Tastes like lasagna but slightly better.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

you speak the truth

but seriously try the oyster sauce

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

NEVER!

Plus I'll probably find out I'm allergic to seafood as I've never had it, at worst death, at best telekinetic powers like in Akira.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

I do that if someone says they are going to throw it away.

But with pasta and stir fry it improves on refrying and also the starch bloats the cock off you. Or carbohydrates, whatever it is which makes you feel like you've eaten a municipal building.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)

The one down by Ecclesall Road?

Bit of a treck for me. I go to the chinese supermarket off the Moor occasionally though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

Well it's basically home made

macaroni cheese using tortiglioni instead of macaroni and 2 cheeses ( a string irish cheddar and milder chedar ) butter, milk, créme fresh, cracked black pepper with some dry cured gammon chopped and chucked in. Not really a carbonara but I have eaten my fill. It was tasty.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

not very cabonara-y at all then really.

still sounds rather nice. i had carbonara for lunch, the perfect meal for poor people, eggs, bacon, cheese and pasta. big fan.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

cheers for the words below fella re: ankle and beer

just got back after a supreme dinner and caught up :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

He promised to paint my fence in exchange for some lousy corn muffins!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

racist

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

It is now Yeovil.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

i'm off to the carpet shop then

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

Walter Wall?

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

dunno

all i know is that if you're looking for a good time in yeovil you go to the carpet shop

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

aye, flicker

or farcebook or somewhere. But not b3ta.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

somebody posted an image on the imageboard

now it's all ruined

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

tits

or gtfo

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

Monobrow: Fashion Statement 2.0. Sassy.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

He is a sweetie :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

Can I join your Myspace group? My interests are emocore and black lipstick.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

whats with the <3 's

and xXx's???

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

The Ice creams I am not sure,

but the xXx's are thanks to the wonderful xXxPrincess_PainxXx.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

*acts like he knows whats going on*

ya....sure thing...

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

luk, just cos were kewl n ervy1 likes us, dnst meen u gota b rude

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

Great now your name is even fucking harder to spell.

May not have been that hard to spell before.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

~~spell~~ pronounce

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

He's English!

Thus it is clearly pronounced Tyth.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

i'll stick with

toaster

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

i opt for toaster cat

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

Pronounced Tuccus.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

which sounds like a slighty camp Roman General

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

woman genwal?

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

Do you think he took the brush out of his helmet and replaced it with lots of peacock feathers?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

OH MI GAWD!!!

***LOVES***

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

^ this.

i keep feeling i've wandered into preteen slutworld.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

SASSY.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

me too.

but I soon realise I just minimised the window by accident.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

BEGONE

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

wut is ur probelm? im gna go n chat with my bf on habbo hotel

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

Hahahahaha

That thing can't still exist.

"PAY REAL MONEY FOR PIXELS!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

*jealous*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

No, it's just a very sassy slutworld

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

"Accidentally", again.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

xXxdevARTxXx

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

that guy looks like joe bonamassa

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

I dont know who that is,

but he has the most awesome name ever!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

a blues guitarist

HAILED by everyone as a modern legend (even eric claption hails him)

www.dizzler.com/index.search.dv8?f=1&q=Joe+Bonamassa

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

Ooooh I like that!

Reminds me a bit of the Drive-By Truckers!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

you want a geetar plucker?

www.dizzler.com/index.search.dv8?f=1&q=Ry+Cooder

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

Ry Cooder is fucking awesome!

For the best Ry Cooder, see here:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-TBMTui7qg8

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

He's ok I suppose, he's certainly no

Ry Cooder ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

listen to his version on

a new day yesterday

with a hint of 'yes' at the end :D

will have a listen to your link after this song ends

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

Or shoe with mini rob on arse

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

hm I thought rob had quit livejasmine.com

maybe screengrabs are funny there, I'll check.

No, apparently not.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

I feel suddenly excluded

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

He's grown a bit

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

AAW

Cute kid!

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

India launches moon rocket

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

nice

They will just take the astronauts and poppadom on the moon I guess

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

Holy Cow !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

Designed by Prince Philip

built by Indians

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

am i missing something or is this just racist?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

No, No, No, You Dumb Dicky

www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24537533-2703,00.html

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

oh... you're australian.

i see.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

I understand the bit about an Indian rocket

but why Londis on it?

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

Londis are a chain of mini-supermarkets here in the UK

a lot of which are staffed by people from the UK's Indian community

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

sadly I thought so, I'm in the UK myself,

thought it might be something funny and topical - not just based on a fairly unpleasant racist stereotype

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)

Everything

this guy posts has racial undertones, be it ranging from plain bigoted idiocy to outright vile racism. I have no idea how he's managed to get off my ignore list.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

In 1902 Mites were a bigger problem than they are today.

Thank goodness for DDT

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *breathes*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

open wide?

I meant your mouth thought you were practising for the dentist

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

Aw, he just wants to play.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

Mighty Mite !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

OH JESUS CHRIST

kill it with....

oh FUCK, how can it be killed?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

Lasers.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

1902 lasers

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

the very best kind

when we used to make lasers out of aether

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

OH SHIT!

DUST MITES DESTROY US ALL!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

Eeeek!

and what Mrs Trellis says

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

Hungry too...

(Dr Frank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

the taste

of parasites

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

Awwwwww gaawwwdd

that is both terrible AND wonderful....
(as are both the pics as well)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

have no fear. they were all destroyed when the coin reforms were effected.

/acarologist's half a farthing blog.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

Mitey - WALKIES

come on then, whose a lickle sweety who just wants to play in the park

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

Bugs are cool, they are

Wiki Wonder 4Mb Biggun

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

i was expecting to see margaret thatcher's head on that.

which would have made it terrifying instead of wonderful.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

Have at it..

you should.

{I linked it 'cause of lack of shoppage}

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

no talent for that, but i hope to see it later when i pop back in.

*runs back to 'work' to see if anyone notices i was gone*

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

What the shuddering fuck?

Please tell me that isn't real!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

read about them, they're fascinating creatures.

and they live just behind your eyeballs.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

Pffffffttttt....

Careful! They'll get ya...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

Sho'nuff, they is...

*They are from the American South, hence the accent.*

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

its like a headcrab for godzilla!

*hides under a shoe*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

I LIKE THIS

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

The attack of the giant crotch crickets!

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

As a flock of predatory ERDs and ERMs squarked overhead

Codeman tried to normalize the user tables before the beast was upon him...
OH FUCK I CANT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS SHIT. <br>HALP ME INTERNOTS, HALP MEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OH FUCK I CANT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS SHIT. <br>HALP ME INTERNOTS, HALP MEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)

Pfft!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

OH NOES! HES ALL .PHP AND SHIT!

QUICK KILL HIM WITH SOME SORT OF CODES
c:
c:/dos
c:/dos/run
c:/run/dos/run

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

UR CODES R NT WRKN OMFG ARGH.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

OH FUCK NOES!

I DONTS KNOWS CODEZ :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

HALP HALP HALP

I NEEDS THE COEDS

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

GOOGLECODES

iCODES
etc....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

c:/run/forrest/run

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

Yes!

Fatty fatty fat face!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

STOP FUCKING CALLING ME FAT!

I AM NOT A FATTY :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

LOL!

Only joshing with ya Epi!

*hugs*

Waaah! I can't get my arms around you! ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

ARGH. CMD. ARGH.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

Hahaha

Go Codeman!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

Format the monster! Its your only chance!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

<<<PLEASE REINSTALL INTERNET AND REBOOT UNIVERSE>>> :(:(:(

[ERROR]

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

ARGH

C:\IPCONFIG /FLUSHDNS

ARRGHHH.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

OHNOES I LEIKED THAT DNS

AN NOW ITS ALL IN THE TOILET PIPES :(

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

sry, m8

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

ITS OK, WE GOT ANOTHER.

I CAN LEARN TO LOVE IT.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

Cast that stone !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

rm -rf / !!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

:(){ :|:& };:

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

I dont really get this

but it looks awesome

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

ten minutes on /board with a 'back end of the internet monster' and no-one's made a goatse comment.

internet, i'm proud of you.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

Pfft!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

*considers opening up 'shop*

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

i love the abdomen

on your drawing style

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

Arf!

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

Last one...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

DO MORE!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

SWEET.

I am real fucking cold.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

"Ma'am...would you get this from any other guy?"

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

i just want to tell you how i'm feeling

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

*tries to remember line from terminator about the terminator never giving up*

*fails*

(

Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

I'll never give up, i'll definately be back.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

*ponders a halloween name*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

b3tards

has gone fail for me and none of their images are showing.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

It did that for me a second ago.

It seems to be working again now though.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

Yep

same here now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

It's a bit on and off for me too.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

up and down

like an Aylesbury lasses knickers.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

Wow!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

Have you looked at the stats board lately?

It's not a competition, you know

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

Shuddering fuck!

*gets life*

Edit: I just realised I am in all of the shift stats as well!

I need to sleep sometime!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

Jimminy Cricket!

I'm getting a bit post-happy myself. But the good thing I can see from stats board is that there are a minimum of 1527 messages posted that I have not seen, never will see and never hope to have the slightest thing ever to do with the authors ever again.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How many people do you have on ignore? I don't actually have anyone on ignore....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

counting today it's either

27 or 28. I'm not sure without checking.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

Surely they are never on to begin with

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

haha. You are all bad men.

I meant Milton Keynes anyway, it was a typo ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

This is good

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

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