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# I am FUCKING ace.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I DUN A WEE
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# u tinkald agin
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# *fives*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Russia
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Alaska
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# BISCUIT ON MY FUCKING SCREEN
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# MOTHRA !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# No, she went of her own accord.
(Ris)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Must have bindun
and most likely less shit and took longer than it took my kettle to boil..



Click for bigger (57KB)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Whos he?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# omg its you
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# oh fuck off
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Make me
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ZOMG LOLZ
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Shut up Scott Harwood
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# pffffft
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# What's funny, Scott?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# *ignores*
bye bye
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# TOUCH MY WIBBLY WOBBLY WOO
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# is that anywhere near your penis?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# it is clan
its that time of month for him, when his lady bits make jam
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# clan?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# soul
I do know who it is now anyway, it is someone from talk and they are now going on ignore
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Do you really not have anything better to do?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Face from the A-Team
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Welcome to ignore
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Arf!
If only
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# that needs fearn cotton in that picture
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I pity the KHAAAAAAAAAAN!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# hehehehe!
but yup you're right
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# i've looked all over that site
and i've not seen face yet
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] This is actually a scene from 'MAXIMUM RADICAL 2: Xtremer
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Dustbuster fish!!!



(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hello sir, is it soup tonight?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Ning.
Spag Bol.
Extra garlicky.
*breathes out*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# How much for puddin'?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# twelvety shillings.


(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I has only got tuppence...got any kellogs?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# We have coco pops.
Brown milk goodness.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ..gawd..alright, pour 'em on me knackers...QUICKLY!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Thats crazy!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Why?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Why NOT! :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Why not what?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Exactly ;)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Exactly, what?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Dekion, don't poke it
you will only make him angry
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# PLEASE STOP
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Why did you bother to tag that
just out of curiosity? :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I like seeing my own name in my own font.
Plus, I made the fucking thing, innit.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# But it's hardly going to be pinched and posted elsewhere is it?
I am fairly certain when I check my email at work tomorrow, that's not going to be attached to something
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# you lucky fuck
i get sent dekion's EVERY FUCKING DAY at work
i keep telling them i've see nthem, but NO
it's all 'LOL this is MAD!' every bastard morning
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I would love to have his images posted to me every morning to be honest
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# i only complain about the inevitibility of the spam
not about the images themselves

i like dekion's stuff
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Look madam, I made it, I'll fucking tag it.
I need to keep track of these things, is that ok with it?

IS it?
Is IT?

Well am I cool? Well.. am I?
AM I?

wELL, HAM PIE!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i tag all my stuff
even the shit ones

tag away ol' son
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# YOU FUCKING WATCH ME!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
I simply wondered fella :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# You're a curious one, I like that.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# You know hundreds of b3tans will send it you now, don't you.


If they had you email, of course
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Oh well
such is life
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i would, but i'm lazy
:)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# pfffft
you mad fuck :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I need a slash, brb, omg, wtf.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# here you go
\
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# you say such the nicest things
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] So that's what they get up to on a Saturday night
The rave was closed down soon after this was taken. There were some bad sugar lumps going around.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# an image you found on the internet?
please click FAQ at the top of this page
Thank you
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# and it's too big
ffs
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i didn't want to draw attention to the "its too big" brigade...
but i noticed that too :p
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# It's an image challenge.
It's not 'google for horses'
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# yay bangface \o/
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# BANGFACE WEEKENDER!!!!!
Best weekend of my life.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# bastard :(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ooh breakcore!
*downloads*

edit: thanks :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Wooo!
I was there too, and I've already booked my place for next year!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Damn right
Hard Crew Horse!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# that whale shark
thing looks like a sock puppet.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# or a fleshlight
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# whale sharks are great
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Biggest fish on the planet
FACT
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# i've seen bigger
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I live in Texas
our goldfish are bigger than your whale sharks.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# very
Dune-esque! Sci-fi whale sharks ftw.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# But...there's no water on Arakkis!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# oh yeah
there has been some flash flooding recently...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# It was charred to coal by the honoured matres

/Herbert geek
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I'd love to join in
but I've only seen the film, years ago, and liked the cover art on the books, but found the length too daunting. My loss, I'm sure...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Dune's just bloody great
haven't read the others but seems they went downhill fairly rapidly.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# They good eatin' ?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# OooOh, PSACE-FEESH!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# shoe is not a horse!
i meant foot is not a horse.. dammit
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Holy fuck YES
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# This is
undoubtedly real..
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Yipes . . . Kipes !
Into The X Stream !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# BOOYAH!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# WHERE IS DA CHOPPA?
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Ask Terry

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# TERRY, WHERE IS DA CHOPPA?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Ah, he's a mute.
SOWWY!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# But is it real?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] You have been Horse Roll'd
Photobucket
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# AAARGH
See also; The Game hehe :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# there is a woman who has recently joined my office
who is as irritating as you
only i don't have the option to 'ignore' the bitch
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# It's called a 'meat cleaver'
Granted, it's also been called 'Life in jail' but that's sometimes a small price to pay.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Life's Naughtystep
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Ok, thanks for the info..
Jerk..
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Shut up and wank the light fantastic.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Knowing Mictoboy, that insult would have cut right to the bone.
He's probably in tears right now and I hope you're satisfied.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Oh go fuck off yourself!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# lsdaaaaaadiesss fdiatrdst
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Oh noes, I's too's crying now
Micto, stop hogging that box of Mansize you cunt
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Micto's a mansize cunt?
Steady on Dix!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# izbm ge†ttinif ddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzrrty®¥¥¥¥¥¥
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# :((((((((((((((( mimimimimimimimmimimimimimimimimimimmimimimimi
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# You have a magic keyboard!!!
Fucking yen!?!?!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# `mvus `be Qlaall thw wbbloooooooooooooooddf
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i am amused at the thought that if i did slash my wrists
that i'd stay online to keep you all up to date
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# if you're going to do it
turn your fucking webcam on, i'll go and make a quick cuppa and i'll be back in a tick.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Come to /talk with me.
We can fight the powah!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# it must be lady jam time for you
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i am cutting my wrei`asets
izss gawetting `rd tto tty pae nΩ oΩw
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# NOOOOOOO
Only teenage mongs will be able understand your last words!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i do so hate the word mong
stop it.

*joins in wednesday /board tetchyness
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Wrap her workspace in pink line

/old skool
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I prefered pinkline.


(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha

nailgun
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
nail gun firing rusty nails and tetanus vaccine canceller.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] You wouldn't get this from any other horse

ALSO:
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# yes, this saves the thread
also:
*clicks like a loon*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# don't mind if i drop this slightly awful animash in here
i doubt its extreme so i won't compo it
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Unless it was chasing you over land and sea!
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# This immediately wins
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# EVEN MORE YES!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# more
of this kind of thing!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# horse is alien..
but adrenaline junkie?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I think I might come back when a few of you have gone to bed
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# That's so ace I just launched a poo out of my underparts
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# hoho!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# extreme horse with a chimp rider

/repost
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# This qualifies for the compo?
oh, okay

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# nah it doesn't really
i've taken it off
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Didn't think so
so I didn't compo mine
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# it's got a horse in it so what the hell.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# how is that extreme?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# exteme singing
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# This reply is so ace...
...I just launched a poo out of my underparts.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *listens*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# ok, I'm off to eat chicken flavour soup
and ponder the meaning of life
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# The meaning of life is
Cake
chololate flavour cake of course
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Nope nope nope...
42
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# its rape
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hello? HELLO?

Damn.....this phone must be broken.
(very old sketchbook pro experiment)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I don't think Lionel Ritchie will pop out of it either
:(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# But...But
He said he was looking for me. If only I could sculpt a clay version of his head.....
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I think in the end
he thought you were looking for him. The egotist.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Bastard
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Lionel Ritchie needs a fucking kicking
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# It can only improve his music
A good ol' fashioned shoeing
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Steel-capped.
Doc Martens.

Yeah.

YEAH.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# YEAH
YEAH
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I don't know
he could probably hide in a shoe
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Shoephone, I don't get it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# It's the latest trend i've heard
though the contract is rubbish
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# RICHARD NIXON.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha
shoe phoooone
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Ha!
That and Hogan's Heroes were my favorite afternoon syndicated sitcoms.

Before everything went Maury.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I read about it
and it's definitely on my one to watch list. It sounds pretty good
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i jus called to say i loveshooo
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Ha!
fantastic
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# pub singers 'r' us
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Et tu, gstq?
;)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Hello . . . 86 is that shoe ?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# is it shoe your looking for?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# shoe gotta be joking
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Post #6000
Featuring a HORSE with an EXTREME head

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The eyes do it for me.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# FAIL!!!!
how long have you been here?

pfttttttttttt
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Flowerpot is an failure.
Only joking 'pottles
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I are NOT an failure!
*weeps*
NOT, noooo
*weeps more*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Since erm Feb 2003
I have no idea why I have done a fail.
There is a very good chance I might start crying now. Being all, you know, delicate and sensitive and shit.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# lady jam time?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Naah
Play acting time with tongue firmly in cheek.
I can't do girlie too well so I sometimes pretend.
I'm not even a shoe nut so I fail as a wimmin.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hahahahahahah
MMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Yet another!
You are ganging up one me.
*loads AK-47*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# "Gentlemen" We have a flounce"
Why are we doing this to poor 'pot?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I have only flounced once on here
it was a biggy and I vowed I would never return.
I think I lasted TWO MONTHS.
(Actually, it was 2 weeks but it felt like 2 months).
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i really missed you
and said so when you returned
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Aha so you did
I remember.
I sort of slunk in red-faced and sat in the corner for a while and hoped that nobody remembered my saying "I've had enough! I am not coming back!".
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I've done it two or three times
I decided to grow up each time, but I just can't seem to manage it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Me too!
I lasted 3 days!!!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Weird eyes! :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# O_O
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Hmm I thought it's
an extreme head with a horse.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Yeah, got one of those too
;)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# EXTREME HORSES
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# That horse is ahead by a head !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# haha!
delightful...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty

Will come up with better idea before the end of the week.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# We did pylons, the other week, mate.




woo
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# IT BEGINS
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] If I saw it, I'd think it's pretty extreme.
*shoehorns*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Yay!!!
Seahorse!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Aces
I was trying an animash again yesterday, for the first time in ages. It was terrible. I've always been shit at them.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I still don't like this.


Edit: Sometimes things just go wrong, normally down to the source pics. Just gotta keep trying.
:)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# With me I think it was the source pics.
I was trying to mash up Selma Hayek with Sam the Ugly Dog the other day, too, because his colouring seemed to fit perfectly with her dress (it did). the actual result was horrific, and not in the way I'd intended.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Thash why Mumz go *hic* to Iceshland!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# well captured.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# heh heh
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# what's she dancing to?
looks like METAL
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hardcoremetalcore
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# ha ha brillaint
who is she and whats going on
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Car Crash TV
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Oh my God
This is really tragic. "Would that mean I'm an alcoholi'"? "I was in holiday in Spain and they offered me a drink". "I though' you were implyin' I was an alcoholic now."

That's really sad.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Yes!
I knew I had something to watch!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Lizards are extremer.
Lizards cannot read.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha
*ilongates!*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# He looks like he's grinning.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Facelift.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Oh.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Silly harridan, those are not teef.
That is the visor for his shiny motorcycling helmet.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# PISS IS A CUNT
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Yerr.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# He can do super hugs now!
Which cannot be a bad thing.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# maybe SkUGosaurs could borrow that sometime?
(or is that Mr Pinapple's SkUGosarus for the collection with a name edit maybe? :D)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I'll probably do another, genuine SkUGosaurus at some point.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Yay :D
that should be next weeks compo :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I love the way he's subliminally pointing at the 'like' button!
and his arms look like positive kettle leads ;)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# long
arms are cool!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT!!?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
i love you
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Hehehe.
I love you too.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I love you all
well, mostly...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
He is funky
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# xXxSassyxXx too
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# He has teh funk!
(Hopes Prodigy is around to compliment this picture with one of his own creations).
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# what one?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Hang on
*rummage*
edit: Phunk.gif
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Do you have something
like a sock machine?
*funky guitar*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# not done a james brown sock
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# That's the one!
I've not seen the one above. That is Prince's dad.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# mmmnnngggg
;)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Well who knows how he will look when he comes back from Hawaii
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Searching for the New Sound?
Very good work!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# You have passed the Palin test.
Most men would have shagged Palin.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
bless ya.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# DO I GOTTA CHOKE A BITCH?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# HAHAHAAH!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Who the fuck are you, Wayne Brady?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Get
on down! woo!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
"Russia, fuck that shit"

"Now where are my mother fucking 'hoes"

Now I am going to have to find my blazing saddles DVD and watch it
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# NIce Fro . . . Bro !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# They's be rippin' dat sucker up!

woohoo!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha! Woot!
*checks local press for details*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Hehehhehe
*loves*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Like a sex machine!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Tchah!
He's whiter than me, and that's pretty white.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Can't really enter this for the image comp since it's not mine


Click for bigger (159KB)

But still!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# But still...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# It's not yours you say?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# dude
no, not in a new thread. cheers.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# STILL.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# STIMPY YOU EEEEEEDIOT
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Not yours, you say?
you say?Time for endless reposts you say?

IT'S ALWAYS TIME FOR ENDLESS REPOSTS.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# YOU SURVIVED SNAKE WEDNESDAY ASWELL?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# WHEN WAS SNAKE WEDNESDAY?
THIS WAS, ERR, SOMETIME WHEN SOMEONE ASKED FOR SNAKES. BUT I POSTED SOMETHING CRAP SO I DID THIS A FEW DAYS LATER.

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I DONT KNOW
SOME TALK BOARDER CAME OVER WITH A HUGE GIF AND IT WAS REALLY FUNNY AND SHIT AND SHIT
IT HAD A SNAKE ON IT
I MAY GO DRAW A SNAKE NOW
DO YOU THINK A SNAKE EATING A HORSE IS AN EXTREME HORSE?
I DO!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I THNK
A HORSE EATING A SNAKE EATING A HORSE WOULD BE EXTREME ENOUGH

I'D DRAW IT MYSELF BUT I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH HORSES
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
\o/
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
This is my favouritest thing from B3ta ever!

Didn't you once post it chasing a Skugosaurus or something as well?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# aaaaaaaahahahha
great stuff. i'm going to save all of this so i never have to ask you again.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# tada!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Yay!
That's what I was thinking of!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# all in the profile of course :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# :D
THAT IS LULLY!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Ohhh fuck you all then.
I'm off to bed.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# well done
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I like you.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# WE HAVE A FLOUNCE!
Our work here is done *wipes hands*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# actually
that was us in 'nice' mode.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# ^ this
and what gstq said
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# no stay.
we prefer our images shopped and posted by their creator, that's really the point of the site. if you find something stunning, if you must dump it in as a reply or link it in a reply. this page only holds 15 new threads, folk get miffed if they spend time making something for it to disappear as a result of a found image nudging it off the board. wednesday night of all nights is the worse to do this as the board tends to go mental after a new challenge is posted.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# ^this
if you're still reading. your profile makes you seem quite normal. do pop back in some time.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# yes, this ^
and do get a thicker skin
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Or wear all-over extra-safe condoms
They protect against all sorts of ills.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# No-one ever died from a bit of nazi-ism


...oh
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# BUNKER!
I have a plethora of goodies.
Lees Mint chocolate wossnames
Bakewell slices
1 freshly baked banana bread
Bread and Marmite butties for those who fancy something savoury.
I have also stocked up on Windhoek Lager.
*piles into trolley and wheels into bunker*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I asked before,but....
MARRY ME!!!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# We prefer
to see things you've made yourself here, old bean.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] WO! EXTREME!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# GO HORSIE!

/hopes to get a lot of mileage out of that /ac

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I think you might!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Because it's the best thing ever.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha
why do i love this so much?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# eddie the kid?
now that would something good to see, how many buses could you jump on a horse
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Probably less than one.
/Serious answer
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# what about a horse with rockets attached to the side?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# cooked
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ha ha
oh yeah! :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
#
sugar puffs
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Pffffffffffffs
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Oof!


And you question my puns?!?!?!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# aw come on
the occasional pun is ok, surely?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I spose.
Hmm..Occaisonal pun?


Nah...I don't know what it means!!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Arf!
Top hole!
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Dude!
That's SWEET!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha
AWESOME
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I ordered a new uke btw
nothing particularly fancy. This one, without electrics.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# cool!
i have a concert scale reso, i prefer the soprano size, but they're so close it's not a major issue,

how long till you can get your hands on it?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# A couple of days probably,
hopefully tomorrow.

I just ordered it from my local shop, so whenever they get it in. This has the added bonus of me only paying trade price plus VAT.

It's nice to have friends who own shops.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Heh heh heh :)
'Lo micto
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hiya!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# LIES you say?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# yeah
every fact about my facebook log in is not true
in fact, facebook is rubbish, so i may not last long
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# you're there to stay
dump shit on it and block all messages from it and it's ok.

i actually joined a group that was fighting a common local foe, we won.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# yes
i have been flooded with fucking emails, and i haven't done anything yet
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Someone suggested you to me.
So I added you.
It's all his fault.

HE KNOWS WHO HE IS.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# he just turned up unsolicited on mine
didn't have the heart to reject him
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# heh heh heh
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Cubed !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# splend(a)did
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Arfles!

Mind if I drop this here:
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Oh
good lord...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Twat him, Barry!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# nice work
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# thats fantastic
I like the bouncing hats
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# marvellous!



(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Stroll and scroll . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
This is exactly why I missed you while you were gone :)

ALSO, HAVE CUP:
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# leggcup
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I got some cup right here, baby
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# eat a bowl of dick, old chap
cr3ation is temporarily broken
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I like that
I clicked "I like that" to prove it, too.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Stick it on your spoon!
Stick it on your tin!

Woo!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i cannot find that ad anywhere on the internet
my wife thinks i made it up
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# HE DIDN'T!
IT WAS FOR LLYONS SYRUP!

That telled her!

Edit: I know for a fact I had that ad on a video that may still be in a box in my loft. I may look for it one day.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# what was it?
i only half remember those words.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# HELLO FRIEND
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I STILL LOVE YOUR CAT MORE THAN ANYTHING ON B3TA
POST YOUR CAT AGAIN

PLEASE

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# YOU MUST MEAN THIS ONE
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# NO IT WENT BOUNCY BOUNCY
IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# It scares me, it does...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# fuck
O_O
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# The fact that this song had some seriously creepy scratching that sounded like a million crickets were in my room RIGHT as this loaded
Sort of made me poo.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# lol!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# THIS. IS. AWESOME.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# that works
brilliantly, and is utterly disgusting. woo!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahha
Quality! Yay!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# This bugs me . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# kill it with salt
and hammers
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Fuuuck!
*runs aways*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# WHOA
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hahahahaha nooooooooo!!!!!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
that makes a wonderful 'bloop' sound in my head!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# yoiks
what was the original thing? some sort of larvae?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Cicada molting..
Wikipedia Pic-o-the-day
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# cor
tah
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: EXTREME HORSES!


We love horses, and we're sure you do too. But imagine how much better it would be if they were adrenaline junkies, with their own horsey X-Games and everything!

Challenge suggested by SkUG and voted for by YOU.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# OMG PONIES!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# HAHAHA FUCKING YES!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# this could be fun
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# GRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAH
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i love horses
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Ooooh!
I might join in on this one.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Cool pic I found of a horse :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# You're actually not very good at the trolling business.
Hell, I do a better job and I don't need a fake account.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# It is Clansoul
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Who the fuck is Clansoul?


(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I think he lives next door to Alice
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# for 24 years
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Alice?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You know, I wish you'd stop talking about Alice, old boy.
I really have no idea who she is.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# spot on
he has multiple personalities, unfortunately none of them have a personality
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# xXxLOLxXx
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I was wondering
if Clansoul used to sing, centre stage, with Steely Dan...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ItqbXe5JE
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahahaha
that is a good one

And bill looks like a sports pimp
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
one of the best bands EVER
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Man
Bill Cosby was hip
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It is not.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Jesus KE-RIST every time I post some dickhead is telling me im doing something wrong or im a troll grow up and shut up >:(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Orly?



(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yeah really, god...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# FUCKING 23 SKIDOO!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Oh Fanj, you are a card.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Nah, not Dave.


(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *puts money on the table*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *looks left..looks right...*
So what do you know Dix?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# *nudges hard in the ribs and winks like he's having a stroke*
saynomore saynomore
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
#
r
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# you ae a card?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# There's always one
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# It just wouldn't be b3ta otherwise.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# If only that was the tagline to Highlander.
It would have been much funnier if instead of being an immortal warrior they were just a bloody nuisance.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Always coming round to steal your tea
and sit in your living room talking endless boring crap about their working days with their tedious colleagues. Bloody immortals.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# the worm
has turned...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Ugh, even this was tame.
At least put some proper effort into it.
You really do need to grow up, but grow up and learn to troll like a real man.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah, well, if you're for real then you should try and like, get with the programme
People 'round here prefer their pictures 'shopped (and that doesn't mean scaled, cropped or level-adjusted) if you continue with your "here's a nice picture I found" then the "dickheads" (another distinctively American turn of phrase) will flame you.

Make something skillful or funny, make sure it's the right size, post it and you might just get away wil it.

Of course, it won't be as much fun as winding the board up... :P
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# your doing everything wrong
silly troll
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Does this not spur you onto to read the FAQs then
gayer
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# pointless exercise now god's invented ignore
shame, i liked the profile photo too.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I liked the idea to start with
But they're just doing a really shitty job, it's a shame.

Some trolls have so much potential, but this one is just tame and boring now. It died too quickly, they obviously aren't cut out for it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Beacuse they may get banned.
Then the "real" b3tan behind it may too.

That's why i stopped doing it.*

*years ago now though
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Passive trolling is much more fun anyway.
You can be subtle and cunty without having to make a second account.

It's trolling on a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I was shit at it!
Everyone knew it was me straight away!!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Maybe you were trolling with a northern accent?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# that's a great picture of a horse you've drawn yourself Dee Dee Murry
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# made with mints
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# quite so
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Why am I looking at your horse?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# cancel the fucking compo
we have ourselves a winner
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# so what regular are you?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Obviously a shitty one.
It's the most boring second account I've seen for a while.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# it really is pathetic
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# am I the only person not to have multiple accounts?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I considered it, but realised that it was quite boring.
If I did, I'd actually put in a lot of effort and not be a boring troll.
I'd create an entire new personality that actually interacted with the b3ta community that people genuinely did think was real. THAT'S what trolling is all about, it's no fun if people can guess outright what is going on.

People just don't put the effort in these days.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Exactly, Sir
*votes for Pineapple*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I genuinely would, I'm a dedicated prankster.
I just can't really be bothered to dedicate the time to it at the moment.

Maybe one day I'll invent a personality, just for you.

Rest assured it won't be obvious. Being a girl on the internet is the biggest giveaway, we all know it's against the law.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# personally I blame the scapegoats
oh I need to change the email address for this account too

how do I cahnge emalis ? how do I cahnge?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# My other account is another regular and noone's twigged on yet
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# YOU ARE DAVE THE HAT!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I reckon he's dbroon
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hmm
it's either clansoul of pasanonic :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
I would be more than happy to be either of those :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I thought I had eight of them
Then I realised I had multiple personality disorder and all eight personalities used the same account. After a short existential crisis I became the poster you all know and love today.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# lol, mental illness is fun!
*licks wall*

hmm, strawberry
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# That's not a wall, that's a gooseberry bush
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# oh yeah
*unzips*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# ClanSoul?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Fuck no
I'd NEVER admit to coming from Devon. Or Cornwall but I think it's Devon.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# pffft!
fair point...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Bear in mind
I say this as a man from Northants.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# My second account is Captain Wow
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# crikey!
hows about that
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# you are not understanding the spirit of b3ta
you are recommending reading the FAQ
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# muppet
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Cock off
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Hell yeah.
I might actually do something for this 'un.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# *compo's*


Oh sorry, EXTREME horses!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# EX-SEAM HORSES!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I think I recognise that cannon
hmm

bah, I can't find the image oh well

great seamy cannon enhanced horsement :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# That's a shame
Someone had used the snake before too.
:)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# actually I think it's not the same cannon
it's easy to get one's cannons confused, what with them being so pointy and that

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# And there was me planning the reunion!
I'd baked a cake and everything!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I bet the cake was lovely and moist too
:(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake
I honestly thought you'd turned a corner, fraser.

"photoshop a horse" doesn't make for a good challenge. The last few have been great because they weren't so specific. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE TO THE BOARD
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Made us type in capitals
and get miffed?
Why is that so different from other Wednesday evenings?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I predict a flood of horses that won't stop until saturday
The last few challenges have been great because they didn't inspire 5 minute jobs with no joke in mind.

Now we have HORSES LOL
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# hmmm
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# lets start our own board
just me and you. WE DONT NEED THESE SHEEPLE
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It won't be bad
if people read it.

They never do, but I've decided to become an optimist.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# one negative so far...
*keeps count*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Oh that reminds me to the nastiness I woke up to this morning on Sky News
(the horse fighting in Thailand)
Now I have the sads :(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Horses
you say?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCKING A
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] INSANE
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I shot too early!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Certainly sir!
*hands stool*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Seamhorses make me lose a bit of wee
Can we have a seamhorse-only challenge - the shittest or most absurd to win. I'm crap at Photoshop, so I have a good chance.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I suggested this in the formal manner,
it was voted for by the users of b3ta and yet they held a recount and didn't use it. It was disgusting.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# i suggested it once
it got nowhere, but then again who needs an excuse
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Extreme locomotive canon seamhorse!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# seams are not extremes!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Seams?
Seams? I see no seams.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] seams are not extreme :(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] EXTREME TO THE MAX!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# ERM ASHALLY, THEY'RE BOTH EXTREME.
ONE HAS A MACHINE GUN, A LIGHTSABRE AND A FLAMETHROWER AND THE OTHER HAS A SKATEBOARD AND A KNIFE FOR LEGS.

2 X-TREME.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# BIGGAR!!
this am wooful
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ^that
is the doghorse's bollocks
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# the mane action makes this teh win
kinda like a horse toupee comb-over thang
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# AWESOME
New wallpaper ahoy :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I WON THE INTERNET!
:D wooo!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# WELL DONE ON YOUR WIN
THANK JESUS ETC...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# WHY DID YOU DO THIS SKUG
YOU KNOW THAT SUGGESTING SHIT COMPOS TO FRASER IS LIKE WAVING A RED FLAG TO A BULL

YOU KNOW THAT HE WILL COMPULSIVELY CHOOSE IT SO WE CAN ALL LOOK AT NOTHING BUT HORSES FOR A WEEK

WHY DID YOU DO IT
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
#
because of this
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# best of all the pachyderms!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Horse off a cliff!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I like the way the top half remains consistently solid
while the undercarriage emits jams
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# maybe he landed on a jam donut?
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Clicky
This makes me giggle like a little girl.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# You're sure we do to what?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# boo
i liked last week's challenge, lets keep that one
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# boo?
:(
two counts of unsupportiviness
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# lame
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# hello
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# They don't seem pleased with you.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
#
babe
crab
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# dont be jelous mr pinapple,
i shall share them all.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Holla
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Three crabs and a magnet?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Two crabtables and a magnetphone.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I've not seen that in YONKS :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like his face :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# only half of this phrase is depicted literally
probably for the best
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# lovely.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
#
motherfucking babe fucking shitty
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# it has better magnetic properties than you
i think youll find.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# not a dig
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# :o
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# FUCKING, SHITTY MAGNETS
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME, WE NEED A MOD TO HELP US.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Is somebody "regular trolling"?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# hahahahaha!


(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# HAhahaha
Yes!
You're shit is awesomes!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# MAGNETRAPE!
I can hear them screaming!

Woo sorry
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Woo! loverly!



(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# hahahaha
*likes*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# where's the mother?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Gotta love those ferrous babes !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# haha!
as has been said, maternal fornication needed for full literalism.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Fucking Shitty Magnets!!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha you dick
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# how does magnet piss?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# How flux get capacitor'd?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# 2.1 JIGGAWATTS?!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Hahahah.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# meh!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The misfits last supper!

Thought the hoth monster (wampa) might feel left out...
Last in this series:
b3ta.com/board/8850710
b3ta.com/board/8859978
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# :D
The sad fact is, that you own all of these figures :D

*clicks*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I'm sadder.*
I chucked all mine 22 years ago!!



*emotional sadness.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I think I might be even sadder
I've taken all this as an attempt to show off that you have them in order to make me feel jealous for never owning any!

My Mum's friend's son had an AT-AT...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# it kind of was
i've still got shed loads of stuff, millenium falcon, slave 1, x-wing. amazing really considering i used to use them all as air rifle practice when i was a little'un - good job i was a shit shot.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I had a Millenuim Fucking Falcon!!!



Now Landfill!!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Hoth monster???? Hoth Monster!!
Tell me the proper name for it,or I shall hide this post!!!

No googling
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Wampa
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I know you know!!
I meant him.
Hoth monster, indeed!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha
you know what, it totally escaped my memory that it even had a fucking name until you mentioned it. And i even remembered who 8d8 was the other day without looking it up. and ig88.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I am fairly certain that it was the "Wampa".
*cough*
Tremble before my encyclopaedic knowledge
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Hah
I could expand on this..

Woo
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# You could expand universally!
/geeky SW joke
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Grace . . . let's eat !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# :)
I've enjoyed this challenge, just wish I'd done more.

Woo to all 3.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# amazing to see a challenge with
only 6 pages of entries - makes a nice change to the usual pearoasting madness. here's to making one of the most popular 3 challenge entries in the newsletter for the third week running!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Just
snuck it in under the wire! Nice one.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# You!
I was trying to think of who the nice chap I was chatting to in London was
I now know it to be you!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# You!
I told you that your voice reminded me of Bernard Cribbins!

You are very nice, too.

*manhugs*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# star wars lol
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# oh herman
You're just not capable of learning are you
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# "Will you start the fans, please"
come on, Herman fella, we've been through this optimising thing before ;)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Ah, Archie:
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# nice one!
cheers :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
#
from
www.b3ta.com/board/8853098

to that, in a day, the guy's a genius.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# he's been around a while
and he's good at the animations, they just tend to be big, but still cool nonetheless :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# in which case
i opologise to herman for suggesting he hadn't made the image above, i stand very much corrected.

also having trouble spelling opologise, every combination i write is getting flagged by my spellcheck, i'm going mad
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# apologise
or turn spell check off
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i'm guessing you found this
and thought you'd share it with us, either that or you are very quick at learning to animate, have you written any tutorials?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Obviously not any on optimisation.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# sorry guy
.but don't BYTE off more than you can chew(bacca)

:(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

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