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I notice with great glee....

one of the most spectacular names ever to have graced this planet of ours

tiny.cc/IKKh2

(nibbles, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)

great. now there's pastie all over the keyboard

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

Do you have an eating disorder?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

I have a drink problem

*misses mouth*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

*also pines for Prof's missing mouth*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

I should have been better to it`

... I mean mumble mumble mumble

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

*performs tracheotomy*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

*smokes through hole in neck*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

i don't like seeing people do that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

Better not watch 'Dead Again' for the scene

with Andy Garcia, then.

Actually, there's many reasons not to see that film.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

I saw Iron Man over the weekend

it is a GOOD film. I enjoyed it a lot.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

i really liked it too

didn't get to see enough of iron monger though.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

Top Class, isn't it?

I might just have to get a Blu-Ray deck for that movie alone.

That, and 'Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistle Stop Cafe', obviously.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

oh i love you

thats one of my favourite movies.

TWANDA!

don't know what it would gain on blu-ray though.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)

Well, I love you, too

But I was kidding.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

ha ha ha

skallywag!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

I'd advocate the purchase of a PS3

the blue ray is good, it works well with twonky as a media server... it plays games.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)

That's the problem, y'see

I think I'd prefer to get a decent PC for gaming, and just a BR player for the living room.

can't decide, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

it just strikes me that the PS3 is comperable in proce

with current blue ray dvd players... and allows you to stream music and video from your PC onto your TV over a wireless network.

but yes - if blu ray players were more like £100 then it might be less of a good idea.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)

fuck off

it's cool man - smoking is cool.

CHICKS DIG IT!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

i'm unhappy. 6 months no smoke

i now have a chest infection and i'm coughing like i used to when i still smoked. i feel fucking cheated

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Seems like a good excuse to take it up again.

*fears the strike-through gags possible with the above*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

needs more

"...the arse..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

;)

I knew I could rely on you, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)

as ever

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)

*holds lungs in place*

oh no yer don't!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

I have a MOUTH Drink

*misses problem*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

I have a problem mouth

*drinks miss*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

misses problem a have

*I drink*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

problem is drink the

*becomes Yoda*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

really need to buy that film

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

i just downloaded it last night.

I guess i quit the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

waits for edit

damn you and your ninjaing!!

watched it for the first time when i was on holiday, the villa we rented had the box set of that and airplane 2

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

i didn't edit that........

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

pre emptive ninja comment

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

yeh, i noticed

i'm waiting for you to change it from quit to picked

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

oh yeah.....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)

oh dear...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

David Beckham/Beck...

I've always noticed how they have similar names, but can't be bothered to shop them, can someone do it for me?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

sigh, first login for a few days.

*logs out*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

use the /links board for funny links

however, don't delete this thread, simply hang your head in shame for now and take the wide range of "FAIL" pictures on the chin.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

alright alright

fair enough :P

Still made me giggle though (but then i am a student)

(nibbles, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

Strike 2

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

and the arse raping

like a man

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

the fail pictures that i find funny are the ones when someone posts a pic thats half a meg

then ten people post 50kb fail pictures in response. the tasty silliness is lovely

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

Don't spoil the fun!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

*party poops*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

You have no idea how awesome the mental image for that was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

awesome?

utterly unthought of until you said it!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

if you're thinking along the same line i am i can :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

This is usually the case

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

You're doing wonders for my self confidence today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

you should have self confidence in spades

you're a lovely lovely person *hugs*

i however am a drunken fool who often gropes people when he hugs them

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

HAHAHA bless you

I do that when I'm drunk. Or at least am EXTREMELY friendly, as some b3tans can attest to.

Happy vino captain loves everyone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

*drinks heavily*

*declares eternal love*
*passes out*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

I DID NOT PASS OUT

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

i did :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

Ah yes, I remember Jessie saying now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

well.... more fell asleep really.

though the effect is much the same with me.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

*waits in line for next hug*

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

you're in a library

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

I LIKE NAMES

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

best of all the . . . umm . . .

nomenclatures?
err . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

I like the word

nomenclature ... I used it in a committee paper today

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

I like the way that the Crash Test Dummies

pronounce it . . .
Gnomen Clay Churr

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

mmm mmm mmm mmm?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

I like names

they're my names.

"we have the them tune lads.. time to rake in the moneys"

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

RIS

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

it's a squirrel with

huge undulating chebs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

Couldn't tell.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

*Edited for harshness* Prolly wrong board, guv.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

needs more

"bluebird on my shoulder..."

/racism

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

*Massive LOL*

once again, sir...

Edit: actually, I posted the wrong one, it should have been:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

Have you got one with his "bluebird" face up ^there?

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

Doh

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

Who with the what for the where now?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

and

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

ROL!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

SWEET!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

Anyone mind a pea?

Seeing how this thread is dead?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

Noel Fielding?

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

Eh?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

When Noel Fileding is old,

he will look like Brucie.

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

ARGH

COMIC SANS

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

a member for 3 years, 4 months and 12 days

and in all that time it never occurred to you to read the FAQ?
FAIL.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

The Javelin

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

Tuesday already?

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

Quick and filthy.

Smug mustard.

(Maynard Human After All., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

Haha

Nicely :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

50.01% click

49.99% ris

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

Hush.

No one will ever know...

(Maynard Human After All., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

I LIKE THIS!

although i condemn mustard

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

Oooh no

nice bit of proper seedy English on thick gammon... lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

Mint Sauce FTW

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

ooooh, only on beef and lamb for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

On chips... meat... all!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

i'm not a fan of eating mustard

but it definitely has its place as a cooking ingredient

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

Pound some mustard seeds up with some butter for steak. Nom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

Marry me....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

But then you'd have to deal with my bad side :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

woman you'd be amazed by my sexual inertia.

it takes a full team of trained nazi scandanavians to interest me these days

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

I have.....no idea what to say to this.

I'll just nod my head like a good girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

Even smiling makes my face ache

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

What's happened?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

nothing i'm jim dandy kiddo

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

You're just being all sour then?

Okidoki. So long as I'm not in trouble.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

Mustard is ultimate win.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

bitter orange

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

ULSTER SAYS "SMEAR ME ON YER SCONE"

*click*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

Excellent.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

Chunky ar la!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

This makes me happy.

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fannycradock, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

Branson Pickle

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

haha ..just need some ham now

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

Class, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

Ooh nice.

I hope this bandwagon doesn't derail before I get home.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

must agree

very good

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

oooh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

hello squire bobs

I would like to purchaser this mug... full of coffee please

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

have clicked both of these smug posts.

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

yes

tonic

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

Haven't we seen this before?

Nah my mistake must be Dijon vu . . .
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

obvious advantage

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Ooooooooh, subtle!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

sue

tuttle

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

*harsh rebuttal*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

Armenian Subtitles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

^ that sounds like an Estate Agent

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

Armed Subbuteo (might make it fun/interesting)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

Unarmed Potatoes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

*sedates*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

*seeded dates*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

alright, you...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

*behaves her silly self*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

Oh no, pickle -

I'd never make you do that.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

:D it never lasts for long, anyway

I'm far too mischievous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

obviously

well done

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

i don't know why,

but this scared the shit out of me

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

Nicely done!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

NIN

Normal In Norfolk

*plays banjo accompaniment*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

hey thats unfair

Norfolk's really coming into its own these days

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

its own

hand

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The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

Pfffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

^may have missed the joke

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

NFN

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

dammit

Normal For Norfolk

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

Mindpiss!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

must be a bitch to buy gloves though

nicely sir.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

Hahahaha...

I bet his missus loves him!!

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Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

extra hula hoop finger interface

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

He's playing "London's Burning" AICMFP.

It's the only tune anyone ever learns to play on those things.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

Lies

I know how to play "The Wind That Shakes The Barley" by Dead Can Dance (orig. fuck knows). And nothing else.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

*awaits demonstration*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

I'm not buying one just to prove it!

Not today anyway.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

Bah, Fraud.

You can just play London's Burning like everyone else.

;)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

i can still playing Hot cross buns on it i think

1-2-3,1-2-3,222-333,1-2-3

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

ah old "15 finger" Guzowski

quite the ladies man in his day

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

nice

needs more holes

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

Hamilton reflects on Grand Prix win...

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Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

on a roll today?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Ooh I don't know...

...my hummus is low today :-(

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Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

Please, not this screen as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

open a window

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

what is going on?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

look closer...

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

i had to put them both in tattyshop

to see the diFf.. heh

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

guff-aw

*claps*

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

that's fartoo

obvious a pun for this board

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

That lying fuck would probably claim he *had* won the championship

Nicely though, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

Cheers...

JPG ;-)

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Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

he already is

oh, you mean Neil

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

It's Election time!

For added Prodigy click here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbI3Iwgj4x4

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

thta

Woo this

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

BRAHAHAHAHAHAHAMWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EDIT: those silly arm movements just before it loops are fucking exquisitely fucking silly.

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

hahahahah click very very hard

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

This is mega woo :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

hahaha ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

Cool!

But isnt that the video where he slaps her silly?

Where is THAT bit?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

hahahahahaha!

splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

Hahaha

Top smackage :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

hahahahaha

amazing:D

(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

wooo, clicks

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

Haha this is fantastic

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

Hahaha

*breaths*

Hahahahahah

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

i've just watched this for about 5 minutes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

Hahaha!

This will be many peeps' avatars on many forums before long.

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Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

hahahaha - nice one

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

Hahahaha

these clicks are the most votes he's going to get.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

ace boogie

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)

yes

(teasus likes tea, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen

and I am laughing so hard I can't breath.

WOO FUCKING WOO!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

/picks himself up off floor

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

I watched this for about 3 minutes completely enthralled

brilliant

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

On the road to the Shithouse...

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Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

i know this toilet!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)

...He's a major shareholder in (INSERT USELESS BANK OF CHOICE HERE) then?

eh? eh?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

OH HAI POPULAR SHITTEH

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

arf!!!

also, remember, remember the 5th of november

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

haha

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

yay! welcome back

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

har har har

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

TAKE THAT OLD USELESS MAC USERS!!

*prepares for a slight flame war*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

*batters with Macbook*

Take that Communist!

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

Communist!!! I find that offensive...

...As i sit here on my PC, downloading the Mirror's Edge demo on my 360... Uploading music to my MS Zune...

*sigh*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

Zune?!

I didn't know those still existed

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

Yes!

Just added games and stuff! Launching overe here sometime next year!

They rock I swear...

Don't run from me...

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

I AM USING A MAC, I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

Owjeah that's right

your not a user of Mac's, your part of the community. Arch!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

I'm not part of the community.

I hate Apple and most of their products. But some of them are fairly good.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

Owning a Mac is the only time someone is part of the solution AND the problem...

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

Ha.

Beautifully spoken.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

You're only allowed to say that if you paid for it....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)

I did.

All 900 fucking quid of it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

Then you're allowed to bitch.

Not by me, you understand. I couldn't give a shit who uses what. Most useless piece of information to have on someone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

RAH RAH RAH.

I despise the company, they're money grabbing cunts who do slight upgrades and slap on a massive price tag, rendering last weeks technology completely obsolete.

I firmly maintain that the only reason they change the shape of iPods is so they can sell a wider range of iPod docks.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

iPods I think are silly as you can get better equipment for less money

so to me, the white earphones are just a way of saying 'hi world, I'm a poser'.

I don't really care though, I prefer to judge people on their taste in films and music. Because it IS important. :)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

Yes but then you get a Paradox... Good music on an iPod...

I saw someone on the bus with an iPod and an iPhone... but he was rocking out to Beck...

It hurt my brain

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

You can only alt-rock out to Beck.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

He was ready for me, it was E-Pro...

and its not on Alt-Rock band 2 is it?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

Damn right.

Taste in music and films are what defines a person.

Overpurchasing of Apple products because they are "hip" is what defines a cunt.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

See also: Motorhead T shirts.

There's always one girl wearing one, who'll say Ace of Spades is her favourite and then look at you blankly when asked for another one. *shakes fist*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

SWEET JESUS THANK YOU!

I had the EXACT same conversation with an emo kid wearing a Ramones top... and one same with a Emo (again) with a Led Zepplain top...

i think this says more bad about me than them though

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

If life were a Magritte then maybe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Second

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

Barack Hamilton / Lewis Obama

I've noticed more than a passing resemblance between these two....and it's fairly topical I guess. Though I'd love to shop this myself, I just don't have frickin time. Can someone else oblige?

(VicePresidentOfTheFunk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

Brilliant.

First thing I see today. Fucking Monday BOLLOCKS.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

Whatareweyourphotoshoppingpredictablewhingingbitches.com

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

oh dear

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

racist

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

I can see a very small pixel sized picture there to be fair...

...never mind... dead pixel

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

Good morning.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

I am glad for this thread

just so I could see that again.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

hahah, that's ace!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

yay!

bellevillez rendezvous!

I especially love the music making sequence :D and the directors other short film where they have pigeon heads is equally fabulous.

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

yay...we need more fail

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)

My word.

I can see why you're only the vice president.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

Ahh, happy lunchtime, me

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

I hope you weren't keen

on keeping your food down.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

I'm not that much of a nazi.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

where's mediocre when ya need him?

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

what a coincidence, I've seen it too.

Too bad I don't have the frickin' time to do that, either.

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Shiksa, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

VicePresident OfTheFunk / a Steaming Turd

I have noticed more than a passing resemblance between these two....and it's fairly crap I guess. Though I'd love to shop this myself, I just don't have frickin talent. Can someone else oblige? Perhaps you could wipe my arse for me.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

perhaps I can drop a hot lunch on you

. take that for a pixel

(VicePresidentOfTheFunk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

your finest work.

But really, there's no need- I pay a large Dutch woman to do that for me.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

YOUFUCKINGFAILSOBAD!!!!!!

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

I JUSTCHECKED!

...its a period not a picture... probably his first

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

piss off!

yes they're the same shade of caramac

racist

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)

bwahahah

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

VicePresidentOfTheFail more like......

d'ya see what i did there? clever wasn't it?

i'm cool, you're shit, nur nur.

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

For fuck's sake ...

Is the FAQ just something that happens to other people or something?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

i noticed that yesterday as well

but they all look alike to me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

feels god doesn't it? a bit of racism. i always feel vindicated afterwards.

fuckin darkies.

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

i meant racing drivers

they go so damn fast they're generally just a visored blur

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

Hahaha

Racerist

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

Epic.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

uh?

what?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

Wow

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)

I Am President

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Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)

Aw Hell Naw!

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)

to bell air!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)

Jazzy Jeff for Vice-President!

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

but he'll be thrown out of the whitehouse repeatedly by uncle phil

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

Pfffft!

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

black house you mean

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

fresh!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

word!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

FRESH!!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

it's funny, cos they're both black.

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahahahaha, he's far to chipper about being on his own surrounded by vampire zombie mutant things....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

nah, he knows they're only CGI

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

*Bad CGI

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

agreed

rubbery CGI looking worse than a man in a suit

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

...worse than a man in a suit!?

worse than a naked Kerry Katona FFS!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

Well he was looking for change

and you can't get a more drastic change than the apocalypse.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

that's because he likes staring in things

that pay no actual attention to the source text... despite the fact the original script did but was then arsefucked in to oblivion by countless hoards of money hungry producers.

yay team studio system!

also read the same for hancock

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

any and all will smith scripts work along the lines of

"LOOK AT ME, I'M WILL SMITH! I CAN FLY IN THIS ONE/AM A COWBOY/LAST MAN ON EARTH!"

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

Aw Hell Naw!

Wait... I mean yes

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

pea time again

is that the Littlest Hobo?

(dogof2head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

weu!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

There's a voice, that keeps on calling me...

Down the road, that's where I'll always be!
Every stop I make, I make a new friend,
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

I am rod hull AICMGJ

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

is that

a young kevin eldon i spy?

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

no, it IS Rod Hull

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

Jelly!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)

GREEEN JELLY?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

GREEN JELLY!

Where's my Jelly?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

Click for bigger and in color

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

oh, and that's a *click*, right there

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)

hahaha!

quick, turn it off!

edit - oh, and have a click!

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)

hahaha

Is the original Red Dwarf?

edit: ah no, it's Videodrome isn't it?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

'The Video Dead'

Zombies coming out of the television!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)

really?

A Zombie film I haven't seen???

*frantically torrents*

edit: I was watching Diary of the Dead the other day, surprisingly good I thought

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

I liked Diary too..

Always good with some slow Romero zombies :)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

I liked Diary of the Dead too

You always get at least one highly inventive death in Romero films. I loved the farmer with the scythe in this one.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)

I watched the omnibus of "Dead Set" last night.

"OK, it's the third act, what do we do with the characters now?"

"fuck knows. i'm bored. Lets just kill everybody off"

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

So it's finished now?

I was waiting to download the whole thing

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)

aye

you can download the eps or the full length off 4od

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

dead set was brilliant

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)

I missed tha last few eps, and as I hate 4oD, I'll go and pick up the DVD later....

top show, though!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

4oD is rather nasty, and uses peer-to-peer stuff from kontikI.

It rips of your broadband connection, so ch4 can ditribute their shit from your machine (using your bandwidth allowance)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)

same program as the bbc iplayer download

but iplay lets you stream online.. which is nice :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

exactly!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

i torrented it

but yet am still going to buy the dvd.. :O! take that media conception of illegal downloading.

although jamie winstone cannot act.. the rest of it was rather spiffing :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

i will download it illegally as it will be better quality than the legal 4od version.

then my attention will wander and i'll 'forget' to buy the DVD

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

isn't that how all zombie films go (film/tv, whatever)

i watched the first 2 and thought it was good, but then went to bed cos i knew little baby monstrinha would be waking me up in about 4 hours, silly little cow that she is :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)

I also think it made it's point

that despite the world ending.. we were still just stood around watching big brother, well at least charlie brooker was.

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

QUICK! CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

hahaha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

buahahahahaha!

*kerlick*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)

Hahahaha

Wonderful!

Woo Yay :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)

Nicely done!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

haha

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connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

Ye Gods and little pixies

that's good

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

marvelous

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

That is most woo, yay and hoopla

With a hatstand thrown in for good meassure!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

haha magic,,,crickety crick

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

hahahaha

awesome giffage

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)

Oh yes!

*clciks*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)

*clicked!*

top stuff, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

Brillitant!

someone should do this with alien

(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)

"My hands are dirty too..."

Morning.

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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

I'd sooner kiss a republican!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

Sir! The chance of you losing the election is approximatley 3720 to 1!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)

national rail woman in bestiality shocker

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

there appears to be some sort of jiz trail across your image

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

*reads "yes" *

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)

oh...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)

two per passenger?

can't imagine anyone wanting to share a carriage with a mad old woman and her two alsatians

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)

I saw a film about that once

god, alsatians give me the fucking horn

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)

i think my mate

is in that film

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

can he lick his own bollocks?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

Smug bastard seems very popular today.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

Today is smug monday

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

Nicely Done

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

Thanks!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

Looking into his eyes is like looking into a void

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)

But, oh,

such a sexy void.

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

He has the cold dead eyes of a shark

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

Which he took off the shark

after stealing its soul.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)

i wonder what he keeps in that boak inducing pouch on the side of his face

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connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

world peace.

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

It was actually shadowed hair

I've now lightened it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)

i mean in real life

not your picture

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connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

That is the weight of sin:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

MORNING HENRY!!!!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

Afternoon Henry!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

*does the Paddington Hard-Stare*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

the waht?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)

but, but...

marmite is not marmalade!

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)

Ah, but the marmalade sandwich is still under his hat!

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

clever

bear...

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

mmm

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

That's disgusting!

*hides post*
*forgets*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

It's a Peruvian thing

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)

Henry does not fear Death

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

Arf!

nicely, sir

Edit:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)

haha!

your mate looks a bit gormless ;)

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

gormle-y-ss

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)

hehehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

Oooh!

Bloody meetings being bloody cancelled.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)

Our gain, though

'cos you're here!

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

Awwwww *hug*

ciggy time though :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

yay!!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

is that Jesus?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)

Yes*

*no, 'cos he was fictional.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

HEATHEN

*burns embassy*

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

*lights Marlboro instead*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

damn you!

you'll get your come-uppance in hell.

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)

RESIGN!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

I will never resign

Resignation is for people out of hope, and my faith gives me hope. FAITH!

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

More than likely...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)

Hahaha

Haven't seen the lil chappy in aaages!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

utterly lovely!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

Very nice indeed

lovely source image

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

That be lovely

and that be me *clicking*

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Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

Magnets!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

Southerns!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

Wickes!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

I am both

repelled and attracted by this. Magnets!

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

Pfft.

On a car related theme, the livery on Glock's car points to a possible reason as to how Hamilton won the title yesterday...

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

Germans hate Brazilians

and are currently plotting a "Penultimate Solution" which will deal with their pesky Portugese-speaking ways. Fact.

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

He got a tag stuck under the front wheels?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

convenient electrical failure there

i might be on the radio talking about it on weds :S

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

Pfffft!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

shitty magnets!! :)

/ac

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

pea time

not sure why mine is back to front tho. or of funny face.

(dogof2head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

Yay For Happy Mondays!

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

How rare!?

Bindun . . .
Coo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

New Unbuntu

So long time no post... Anyways I just upgrade, (well clean installed), my Linux box and this was the 1st thought that crossed my mind when i say the new background. My roommate says a wolf hollowing in the moon...

large size here: static.cablepick.com/done.jpg

(miniuzi, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

this smells of geek

is it a mixed tropical fruit juice drink?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

A hedgehog topping itself?

It's world filled with unbearable woe

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)

large clean image

(miniuzi, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

one for the wank bank...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)

oh god

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

Belly's gonna get ya

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

oh jesus no...

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

I'd still do Emma

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)

I'll take the hand

just under Mel C

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

You mean B?

(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

no i meant mell c's hand....

*shifty eyes*

not sure why I'm beign defensive about getting one of the spice girls wrong.. in fact I should be glad i did

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

I got abit confused with the hand-person ratio

(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

^What he said^

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

cor

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)

Sexy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)

hahahah

someone's seen the new futurama film

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

hehe

i have not! is it good?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

I'm ambivalent

but it's got a few laughs

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)

Bindun to death I know

But I saw the picture and I just couldn't help myself!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)

I really do hope he gets vote trampled to death

in some Obama-slide type event.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)

i'd be interested to know

is anyone on this board pro-McCain?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

Staunchly.

but then i'm a fucking ignorant cunt.

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

...and more importantly, are they willing to admit it here, of all places

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

more importantly

does anyone actually give a shit beyond wanting to nail Sarah Palin?

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

elekshun? wut elekshun?

i was just here for the MILF.......

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

to a wall

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

i belive nailin palin is on rapidshare now, haven't downloaded it yet

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

haha

saw it for streaming on, erm, a site this morning

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

I must be one of the very few who don't.

Even taking away her politics etc, she's still just a slightly attractive plainish woman made better with expensive make up and hair styling. I don't get excited by mediocrity often, and she's no exception.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)

Yeah, same here

Except for the mediocrity bit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

See, as much as your name might happen to be

I count you as being really quite smashing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

belatedly, this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

Aww

*internet smooches*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

I think it would be funny to see palin in charge

but this is the same part of me that would probably vote tory if Boris was running for PM

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

This

Is it the same sensation that, when you are faced with a perilous drop over the edge of a cliff or tall building, whispers inside you:
Jump! JUMP!

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

as I don't have that high opinion of my self to consider the terrible ramifications on the rest of the world my jumping would have... so close but not quite :P

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)

I don't know who I'm pro

But then that doesn't really matter

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

Yeah, me.

I'm all for easily-lampooned hate figures.It makes our lives here easier.

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

Vaguely.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

I wish that the internet's opinions reflected those of the average american

mainly because I don't want australia to get caught up in any more wars.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

McCain/Palin are just one big gimmick

I was in Vietnam it was rubbish and I was a P.O.W..wah wah wah

I'm a ~~MILF~~ Hockey mom!!!

please!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

Come on Kids! Ride The Obama-Slide!

either the greatest piece of fun time ever.. or the most cleverly paedophile devised kid trap.

I never thought the word slide could be improved on but an Obama-Slide sounds fucking awesome

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

if it's anything like the one on that advert

then i'm in!

(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

which advert?

I'd imagine it's a lot like this only less colourful.

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)

That is amazing

I mean this one uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6JUKjR-5UzI

(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)

mental

just like your finances you can go down the chute too.

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)

I do love that advert

but hate credit cards. I won't have one in the house.

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

Better than poop-shute?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

haha!

your pfft-to-post-ratio remains at 1 for me!

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

poop?

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)

What about the

5 second rule?

(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)

time travels fast

when you are shitting food.

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)

Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

smug.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

Nice!

He sure doesn't have anything to look smug about!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)

I thought i recognized her

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

bindun?

large hardon collider!

(pancakes_n_ham, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)

Hehe yep ;)

cfb (600k)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

i feel so..... small

(pancakes_n_ham, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)

yours made me pfft!

I hadn't seen mediocre's. A good gag's a good gag!

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)

^ this.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

The magenta event horizon

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)

yay!

thisis brilliant :@) and accidental nose!

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

wheee!

*straps melon to head and joins in*

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

Just make sure you have a mop handy

Melon mush is slippy

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

*grabs mop*

*erects hastily hand-written warning sign*

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enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

fecking love this one.

*clickety-clicky-mcclickclick*

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

For the love of God

PUBLISH A BOOK OF THESE

And give me the one about the Bose-Einstein condensate in the cup of tea in super resolution because I want it as my desktop

:)

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

I will get back to you on this I promise!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

Good man

In the meantime I've been spamming people with the link to your archives. I trust you don't mind... :)

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

No not at all :)

Some of the e-mail feedback I have had from it so far has been wonderfully bizzare!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

Pick the choicest emails

and put them in a separate section on your site. Illustrated, of course.

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

Ha ha, I might just do this very thing.

Psst, see gaz

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

yay,chutney for president

industrial strength fun

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)

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