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# Sioux Pollard
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ooooh,Custer,you are a naughty one!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Wonderful
*click*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
this I like and I will promptly click so!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Excellent...
Now I've got Starting Together in my head

*but clicks anyway*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# SURPRISE BUTT PLUG!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# BEAUTIFUL :D
*clicks*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# * Clicks

and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Blow Bob Kely
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
excellent!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hi-dee-Hi - awatha
Wigwammers
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You wonderful loony!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Crikey! That's a bit good
Don't tell Miss Cathcart though...


extremely tenuous repost:
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Haha!
I like that.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *curtseys*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hahhahhhhhaaaa
and a hint of palin methonks
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# .
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Marvellous!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Father & son....



(sorry...)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# You are actually mental aren't you :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ...err
yes
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# You are not my Father...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i am
Blow Bob Kely - you will not ignore this.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Tensions mount


I think I'm losing my mind. Anyone seen it about?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# yes.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Only broken people don't like marzipan.
It's almond flavoured sex on a cake.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I like marzipan and almonds.
Can you like one and not the other?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I very strongly dislike almonds,
and mildly dislike Marzipan.

Does that count?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Marzipan seems to be like marmite. You either love it or despise the stuff.
There is a pattern emerging!
PEOPLE QUICK! WHAT ARE YOUR PREFERENCES TOWARDS MARMOTS?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I LOVE THEM
in the bum
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# No
Marzipan is a cake topping. It can't count or do sums...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# No, silly. Marzipan is made out of almonds.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I also like your picture.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# oh thank ye :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# eurrrrgh you fucking freak!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *smears you with marzipan*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *dies*
tomorrows headlines:

Independent:
BELOVED FLANGE DIES IN MARZIPAN RUBBING INCIDENT - NATION MOURNS


Daily Mail:
DAILY MAIL LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN TO HAVE MARZIPAN BANNED FROM ALL PUBLIC PLACES

Grauniad:
DAILY MAIL IN 'FINALLY GETTING A DECENT CAUSE TO WHINGE ABOUT' SHOCKER!!

Sun:
TITS SPORT TITS IMMIGRANTS
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# THIS HARD, No one be dissing the "Berg"!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# you really are sooooooooo wrong.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ^ Battenburg Packer!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Fucking yes!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i so love these
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# !
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I would gladly have clung to one of those to avoid icy death in the cold waters of the Atlantic...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# this is too loony :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# !
*clicks*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# BATTENBOIRG!!! DEAD AHEAD!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# haha...........lots to go round then?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# How odd...


Edit: Seamy, and badly implemented, I'll grant you, but 'twas from long ago.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!
sorry
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Fucking right!
Battenburg is evil!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *glowers*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# What?
Bring it on grandad! I would beat you down so hard! ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# yeah?
come on then - I'll give you an almond-pasting you'll never forget!

*rolls up sleeves*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *brings in barry for guaranteed win*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *Hits WHOOP! WHOOP! across the back with a chair while he's busy*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Bollox!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# yeah...I should dig the Bollox toad out for an airing soon :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Yea to Battenburg!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# As requested, Eddie Izzard after sexchange surgery:

Pretty easy to do, actually, and not a bad result!
Previous: b3ta.com/board/8929056
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# but why?
that is the real question
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Why what, why am I doing these?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# so much.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I get into 'one man bandwagons' sometimes, usually for 2 reasons,
it caught my imagination, and I ran out of/never had any hummus for the current compo.

These just genuinely intrigue me and they aren't easy to do well consistently, so now I've got good at them I wanna carry on for as long as most folks respond well to them.

Don't worry if you're getting sick of them though, it won't last more than a week at the very most, and probably won't make it to the weekend, I get bored quickly.

And frankly, some on here are one trick ponies who always do exactly the same joke/style/strip and never change, so one week of a new thing can't be THAT terrible, surely?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Shopped images only.
Woo!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ...
this confuses me, downstairs
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I think I see Lily Savage, sans mahoosive hair.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I am unsure if this is arousing or not.
I only have a semi on.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Just say would and be done with it.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# *resists*






would
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I see no change.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Huzzah! thank'ee!
*wanks*

*feels a little confused*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Dey do dat do don't dey?
I do find them intriguing, mainly because essentially you're creating an entirely new individual who didn't exist before (altho quite a few end up looking like someone else)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# blimeh
I'm not sure whether I should wank to that, or not - suggestions, anyone?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Ah go on go on, he's a tramp anyway, Hahaha!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# It'll be alright as long as I can hit the Billy MIlls Roundabout while the pic's in female mode...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# The what now!?
:s
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# never mind; I seem to be talking gibberish.
I must go and take my pills
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# If in doubt, whip it out
and pump it with vigour
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I'm sure Izzard wouldn't mind.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# onanism to trannies is your right
wank away brother, wank away
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# woo! i saw eddie izzard live last nite
HE WAS FOOKING AMAZING :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Done to Death Source Images Presents...


sorry...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# he's gonna crash!
'lo Joe :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# noons ass
been soooo busy today

I may have to go home early with stress
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# well, it's 4:50 pm here..
but i will stay overtime till 7 pm probably.. need some extra gold coins this month
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# i could do with some too
but i can't be arsed frankly... only an hour til i go though
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# i can leave in 5 minutes if i really want to..
and i do actually..

why the fuck am i staying again?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Overtime?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# overtime.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Overtime.
*nods*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Aahahah.
Porky Porkins!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# No I've never seen that baby before.
woo
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# fucking stab you cunt
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I beg your pardon?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# haha what?!?!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# what the...?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# it was absorbed.. by the dog
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# we're so gonna to get caught!


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# maybe his legs had just float
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'm not gonna have to set Mr Horrible on you am I?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Can I feed it first please?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I bet you're lovely really.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Semi-Urgent TJ:
How do you find out the amount of different colour intensities (greyscale) there is in Photoshop for a particular image?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# count them
sorry... no help whatsever
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *something nonsensical about jam and spunk*
also no help, sorry.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Not quite sure of the answer but I know that if you go into
the Color Picker in Photoshop there is 100 variations between White to Black as it's set in percentages which is the B-Channel of the (H)ue - (S)aturation - (B)lack panel - so the answer would be 100 greyscales independant of the number bits in the image.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha Red Clive has your back!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# this is all the win
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# one of my all time fave b3ta images
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Red munky does too!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# i thought i saw SOCK there
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# haha it's monkey! :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# :D Schnapp!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# heheheh
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ace! *click*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Quick Question with obligatory image

I want something to Vectorise, but I can't think of a cool thing, I quite fancy doing a vector of something fiddly, like a Vienetta, suggestions?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahahaha great pic
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I don't know why I made that.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# coz you're a fucking perv.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# it's given me the horn
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# me too.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I hope that's the back of Sian Lloyd's head
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# this is clearly a boy
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I'm not sure how I feel about that fact
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# how about vectorising a Vienetta?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I was gonna suggest a vienetta


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# it's not payday
!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# tracing a Tiramisu?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# painting a pavlova?
?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# a Vienetta
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# arf!!!
silly Wormulus
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# how about
cart d'or?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# needs more animation
but woo

edit: vectorise Battersea Power Station please.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# a dippy egg with soldiers
or an armadillo
or a dippy armadillo with soldiers
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Maddie?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Blow Bob Kely
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# RESEND!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Vector ths crowd scene from Ben Hur!
That should be pretty fiddly ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Find summat from
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# good site
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Dur!
I wouldn't link any old shit now would I!?


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Vector a Stradivarius!
/obvious 'fiddly' joke
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Sshhh, don't wake the lil' fella...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# paedo
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# cough splutter.......this is top banana
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Awwww!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I waited far too long for that to do something
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# WAKEY WAKEY. HANDS OF SNAKEY!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# SonsoffilthINC presents....supernatural spiritual showdown!
This week,The Angel Of The North versus The Masque Of The Red Death

this looked better when it was three thousand pixels wide...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# looks lully now:)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# ooooh
thankee mister riverghost
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Not really it's shite:P
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ah.okay.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Not really it's lully.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# you evil bastard :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Not really it's shite:P
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# is it something inside an anus?
i can't understand what's going on here
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# This is excellent in several different ways
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I have no idea what and who...maybe some kitchen apliances used in the picture
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# this is very good
especially because I have strong romantic inclinations towards the angel of the north
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# would like to meet
two hundred foot iron behemoth,with aeroplane arms,and geordie accent
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# for frotting
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# and felching
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Don't be obtuse...
sorry
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# many thanks
:)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# you do realise
she is based on the body of her male creator, don't you?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# yeah
but it's dead androgynous -- no cock no tits...

also - I wasn't being serious
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# riiiiiight
perv ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# found him wondering about in my garden
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# don't wear it, it's a croc!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# [loL]
'tis the reincarnation of Steve Irwin.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ARGH
*stamp*

*stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Fear Miss Noisy
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Blow Bob Kely
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Yes - I agree
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Thomas was tired to be the center of attention...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# No you weren't
Floppy Donkey photoshopped you.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Urgh.
I hate those things.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# just add batter and deep fat fry
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I always seem to get them stuck between my toes.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Is that Barack Obama?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I forgot the name of the movie, but it's that imploding guy in one of Arnolds movie...
shit forgot the name..
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Ah yeh!
Total Recall! I see it now. ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# got it
Total recall
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# your cat appears to have voided it's own
warranty
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# oh god
cat is made of scrotum
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ^this
and it's an extra ugly scrotum
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# It's actually my scrotum, shaped like a cat
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# your scrotum is truly horrific
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *runs toward you, trying to pull scrotum over your head*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# nooooooo! not teh scrote!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# racist!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Why? the face is an imploding white guy...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# but it's a jewish white guy
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# no he's atheist!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# skin it for a rug
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
#

What should I draw the'day?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# me, having a wank!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ...over Katy Perry's mum.
and then snowballing it into Katy's mouth and bumhole.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ...over Fred Perry's bum.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ...over Lea & Perry's thum.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# omyfuckinggod that's getting me so hot..........
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# She does look like a dirty gal. ;)
*would*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I WOULD SNOCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HER.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Ahahah 'snock'..
thats a new word on me.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# someone with such bad teeth, they can eat an apple through a tennis racket.
and in the picture, that's what they're doing.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# He doesn't like Janet Street Porter much....
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Huh?
That's the second time you've typed that.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?

(third)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ~MMD wrote this
still can't understand what he was on about!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Pfft! This^^^^^
His edit in fact made it more confusing :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# and the response was foreseeable
and amusing for it.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Here you go JJ,
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
and where dose one what this so hard? we're so gonna to get caught!


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# octopuses driving F1 cars in custard
make sure the paddle shift is shown
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
A bear which refuses to compromise...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# ...and a badger with a troubled past, and nothing left to lose
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ... and a chaffinch who married the wrong woman and is secretly in love with his secretary, but won't leave his wife
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# and his wife's a tit . . .
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hello David
how's thee?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# better than I was, thanks
thanks

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I'm just glad I could help
in some small way
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# .... three gazelle sisters leave their family in search of excitement and adventure
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ....only to discover a whole new world! A WORLD OF RAPE...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ... a wise old May Fly teaches the villagers kung fu so they can hold their own against the Mongol Horde
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ... a basking shark which plays by it's own rules!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ... a scrotum working on a screenplay about tadpoles
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ... the entire cast of Fame in wheelchairs
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ... a puddle of oil which reflects the sun
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ... a liberal duck forced to live with a conservative swann
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# a mound of portholes
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# MORE PIPINGRAD DEVILISHNESS!
*withdrawal symptoms*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Captain Ace Rimmer
air-surfing a crocodile away from an exploding Zeppelin in pursuit of the evil nazi villain.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Bindun ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# What a guy.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
#
u a
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Chloe vs the Firey Lesbian Vampire Ninjas
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Who is Chole?
;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ARGH NO,
FONT BONSAI ATTACK :(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# LOL!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# IT IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM TO THE MODERN COMPUTER AGE.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Cor!
Now all that needs is some Goat Pie and I am sold!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# FUCK OFF MAN!! NO GOAT PIE TO BE HAD MAN!! NO GOAT PIE!!! TOO BROWN MAN!!! NO GOAT PIE, NEVER MAN!!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# How about Goat Curry?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahaha they spelt Chloe wrong three times
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Attack of the surfboarding killer bikini vampire girls
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# An axoltyl in a bottle in a box upon a ship.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I saw axolotyls at the zoo :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# show us what Penny Crayon's doing for money these days
since the fame bubble burst
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# A man sitting on a chairs.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# then what happaned?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# He feels a sense of enourmous tedium.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I can relate to that
I'd like to buy this screenplay and make it into a film
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# FOUR BUCKS.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Art entangled in a harp
after Scarlet left a bananananana skin at the top of the stairs


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# a monkey on horseback eating cake from the mystical cake tree
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I want a magical cake tree.
In fact I'd just settle for a normal cake tree. DO they come in sticky date?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *slaps*
MYSTICAL!


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# 'ello Mr. Dave
I have a shiny new pooter and it's snazzy:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Oooh!
I want a shiny new poote... ashally I want the mystical cayke tree!


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I twas a bargain (OK it was a Packard Bell)
400 nice and fast, good graphics card and a 19" widescreen monitor. I can now b3ta on my day off:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# fuck it, I'll shop it :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# maybe :) I had visions of the monkey greedily devouring french fancies
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# perv
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Chloe shaving her pits?
Or the SA people as Smurfs!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Jamie Redknapp
Cunting his wife in teh fuck.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Well done.
You just made me spluff so hard!

*nurdings*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Jesus fucking christ.
On a bike
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Louise Wener getting it on with Ingrid Pitt (circa 1970)
being watched by a pack of paying squirrels
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ME!
destroying the hospital on my last day!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Your last day today?
EDIT: It'd have to be a giant you for full effect.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# friday 21st is my last day,
and yes.
A GIANT ME DESTROYING THE HOSPITAL!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# What you going to do instead ?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Does it have to be you?
Or can it be someone a little more Allison Hayes-ish?
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Given the choice...
;-)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# when's your last day?
or have i misinterpreted that?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# nope!
next friday
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# see how many uniforms you can wear at once
and wonder if anyone will notice
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Scarlet making clones of herself.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ANOTHER SkUGGERY! (said like shrubbery from ponty mython!)
also b3ta.com/board/8930034 (or just scroll down the page)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Please draw a brontosaurus which, instead of feet, has more brontosauruses sprouting from its legs, and they have more brontosauruses sprouting from their legs,
and they have more brontosauruses sprouting from their legs, and so on, to infinity.
Also, the brontosaurus at the top should be wearing a hat.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *looks for a singing David Bellamy*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i went to infinity once
its not that impressive
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Yeti popstar
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# a zebra trying to make it in a man's world
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# a cock. in a frock. on a rock.
failing that, a great white shark with pat sharp's hairdo.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# double wooooo!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# an extra SA strip ?
 
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# A small, empty cardboard box
left abandoned in the back of a cupboard, slowly gathering dust.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Wokingham from below
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Chloe
Titillating an Ocelot.

(Do you need to ask how?)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Are you still taking requests?
Scarlet pumping up an imploding cactus.

Or Chloe doing something true to type. Meeting Italian Spiderman.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# A twenty year doodle


Another collaborative work with myself, a doodle drawn 20 years ago, coloured in just now.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# That is some outstanding patience.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# LIES! They didn't have lasers 20 years ago.
;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# and/or red splashy monsters
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# They did!
They were just called RADARs back then.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# There is a treat for you below :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# put your pants back on
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# ZOMG!
ROFL!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hahahah, cool thanks man!
i wonder where mine are? *searches frantically for the bicycle one*

whatever happened to the Duke, btw?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I think he is unable to access b3ta at work anymore.
He does appear sporadically, but not often enough in my opinion!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# pew pew lasers!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Hurreeey!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# WOO!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# WOAH NELLY.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I thought that was quietly forgotten.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Most people wish it was.
I like it. It's a change of pace.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# This it the internets,
we fear change.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# nothing is real
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Strawberry fields forever.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# lazy bones
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Oh thank god! I can finally go to the toilet! I've been sitting here 2 sodding decades waiting for that!
woo
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Great stuff :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# RARR,


Click for eye-raping-1280x1024-o-vision

Hello B3ta, how are you today?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I like this muchly!
Woo!

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# thats really nice
have you got it in colour?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Black and white
is the new RGB.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Fine thanks.
Have you been taking your medication?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# No.
I got a nipple ring instead.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Hooray!
Mine was very slowly growing out so I had to remove it after 8 years.

Back to ork for me. Bye all!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I hope mine does not do that.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# This happened to my final paper
I hate it when that happens.
It wasn't even about bonsais or shrubbery in general.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I AM SHIT TODAY. LOLOL. I TRIED TO DO THINGS BUT I DID THEM WRONG.
I AM ABOUT AS MUCH USE AS ANNE FRANK'S DRUMKIT.

I like this post though.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :(
LOFFLE DRUMKITS
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# TUNNOCKS!
Wow, I miss The Duke.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Aye,
Lunchtimes just aren't the same without him :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# This. Hard.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# i like anne frank's drum solos though
great death metal blastbeats
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# ULTIMATE DUTCH BEATBOX CHAMPION
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# All your words are now trees.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# TREE WORDS
TREORDS

TURDS
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# this
ftw
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# very pretty :)
got anymore?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Unfortunately no.
I used up Googles supply of bonsai trees to make this one.

I guess I could stick the same ones on different letters for you, but it would probably get repetitive.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# this ist gut
so I gone done clicked

edit: eye-raping lol
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# banzai.......sorry .........er'bonsai...... yay
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I've just come up with a theory......

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# no tits.
fake JJ
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
#

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# lol

there's a level in littlebigplanet you'd love..it has pole dancing Meerkats

^_^
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Haha!

*yiff*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# ahahaha
much better :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# now that's something we can all enjoy
.... like the comedy of Jimmy Carr
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
comedy slow and painful death through chemical burns
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
#
comedy beating
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I still prefer mine.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# pffft sorry
I've only just discovered strikethrough :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
strikethrough shitblistering
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS YOU'VE MADE THE BEST LAUGH AT YOURSELF PICTURE I'VE EVER SEEN ON B3TA
I RESPECT YOU MORE.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha, nice one
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# STOP IT.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
yess kittytits
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Kittens with tits - Woo
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# isn't that originally what JJ is all about?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# and...

Fear Miss Noisy

Is an anagram of "My Ass Is On Fire"

?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I've just come inside a null hypothesis
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# did you fail your p-test?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# yes
:(

I'm not P :(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Mr. White, Mr. Greene
next villian, Prof. Plum, in the volcano, with the laser beams
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# There's another on top of him...
but it ain't Blofeld

/teeth-gnashingly dull Bond geek blog
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# ^joins club
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Sir Wogglybottom
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I say!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# TeeJaaaaaay!
Ello lovely b3tards. For the first time in years I am not talking to you from work. I am on my lovely new COmputer in my room:D

Last ditch compo suggestion plug
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hello sir!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I say! That's quite a smashing hat what what

hahaha

TJ: eep

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Ø_o
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I think his shocking double negative is the more criminal act.
Well, ok, not really.

Mildly ironic that this happened in Darwin.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# ahaha evolution fail
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# "I can't get no women here"
"Man, dis place is WHACK"
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# that's a neato what now right
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# bleurgh :(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# gaaah!
fucking parasitic bastard! kill the fucker! kill it and its entire family!!!
*seethe*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Yay Hats!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# aaaaaargh
what the fuck is that??
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Google Blobfish and be prepared...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Happy fish is happy
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Cow fish is surprised
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Awwww
Where can I get one of those?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha......juss like that!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Hats!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Ello gorgeous! woo


Someone animated this...but I can't remember who :(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# haha :/
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# haha....done and dusted and well-to-do
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
#

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# this is almost better than Home and Away, Sons and Daughters, and Brookside
PUT TOGETHER!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
And to think I used to bunk off school to watch sons and daughters!
Noon fella!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# :O|
you do realise you said that out loud?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# ZOMG!
*deletes*
:S

Edit: In my defence, I was rather young.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# noon
I hated Sons and Daughters. I think I was too young for it I think, it just pissed me off that CITV hadn't come on yet.

How you getting on?

Edit: as you can see from my shitely worded message, I'm on my 8th cup of coffee, am stressed to the tits, and have just come on to have peek at b3ta, in between working and going for a smoke.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Not too bad, not too bad
I have had man-flu for two whole weeks now but it's nearly over now.
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# but even slower than Sunset Beach
does this still happen on the night of The Dark Night premiere? It'll be out on DVD before they get out of there.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# God I remember that.
The only episode I ever remember seeing involved some ridiculous Mayan sculpture which brought the dead back to life or something.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *shrugs*
I wasn't aware it had anything to do with the Dark Knight, I don't pay attention. Just leave cunty comments now and then.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# thought this
was the next day after phil and pip had been freed from the chewy
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Aw
Captured with love. That's the way to do it.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# i want a buddy brick!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# In stores in time for Christmas?
*wants*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# yay!
Afternoon Mr Jack, have you played Left4Dead yet? Seemed like your kind of game
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Is it out?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I was playing the demo on steam last night
very good, I thought
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Bleh.
I'll wait for the full version of 360.
I hate Steam.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I know, I know..
But it's free, so what the hey..
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# there's a demo on live marketplace...
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
#
and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# haha aaaw :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Thanks that just reminded me i wanted to buy this game
anyone found it cheaper than £7.99? (hmv)
great story line this :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I want this so hard it hurts.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hell yeah.
The front bit would probably break some sort of law though.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Don't worry, it'll break off five minutes after you purchase it

/youthtraumablog
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# this is why you don't
buy penis extensions
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# it was meant to break off, silly!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# haha
"breakaway front end" lol
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I know
but the black bars just broke in two

Also: what the fuck is up with those feet? Speederbikes don't have feet.
I took those off willingly.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# that's where the rider's feet are meant to go
if they'd been made to the right scale
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# yeah
somebody fucked that design up for sure
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# it's alright
just hang a red and white triangle off it and it's legal
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
[edit] sorry been awake over 48 hours and where dose one WANT this so hard
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# "and where dose one what this so hard?"

No sorry - are you foreign?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
#
no just from a jersey care home
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
#
and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Up ze bum?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
*also

its Speak no B3TA Hear no B3TA BREAK wi-fi see no B3TA
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
#
I like the fact that he still can't spell does correctly even in the edit
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# its wonderful isnt it?
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# psst!
'does'
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you spelt
"and where dose one what this so hard?" wrong
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# 7 times
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# It still makes no sense.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# and what does this want so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# "With extendable anal probe, for those high speed interrogations."
Hoorah!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# um i think thats a sounding rod
not an anal probe
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# unless it's the Goatse4000XTi
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# want one
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Hell yes
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# :D
He better hope there are no sharp bends!

Woo!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# They're gaining on us!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# vroom vroom
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Waaaah!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# aaargh cheese it!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yay!

:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# human interaction

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# lol


And now it's very much time for lunch. Tunnocks style.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I miss Tunnocks Boy so much.
How long ago was it that he was all over /board?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Cor, that must have been a good couple of years ago now.
The Duke of Prunes has a lot to answer for ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *craves teacakes*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# MS Paint moment
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Awwww!
Isn't he a cutiepie!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# no, it's a fucking goat.
looks nothing like a fucking pie......JESUS...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# YOU CAN HAVE GOAT PIES YOU NUMPTY!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ALRIGHT, al-fucking-right.
i concede. you can have goat pies. but does that look like a fucking goat pie to you?!?!?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Well in all honesty,
it looks very blurry as my glasses fell behind my TV and I can't be bothered to get them out.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# oh, so that's some sort of fucking excuse for incorrectly identifying goat pie is it?
you lazy shit. i'm done, end of conversation. period. i will hear no more of this blatant tomfuckery regarding goats and FUCKING pies.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# What...
Is that?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# half goat half pig half bear
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaal of teh sexeh!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# NICE
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I WANT ONE
of those
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# It's one of those animals
that every noise it makes seems like a question.

Ah yes, Australian I think they call them ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# arf :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# g'day mate?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ALIENS!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# bwahahahaha
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