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Sorry, Great Architect, but I saw yours and I couldn't resist. And by "yours" I mean your post.
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Dull S. Dishwater ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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i need a longer one please
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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can someone de-ris me please
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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penis
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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I saw Archie's one
for making your cock seem bigger But I don't get this one, why remove numbers?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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because if you're a macho,
you will not have less than that.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59,
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ahh
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59,
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I can only assume true macho people don't need the shorter measurements...?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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That was the idea.
I'm glad you figured that out.
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Dull S. Dishwater ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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*claims prize*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59,
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thanks for tagging it too ;)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:03,
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but really macho men
work in inches, not centimetres! how many times have you gone up to a woman and said "hey baby, do you want to see my 25cms?"
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:02,
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three
but one of them was just for a laugh
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:03,
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Nope. Not a scooby.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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?
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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Coming up short . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:01,
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But why are the inches half their standard length?
Wouldn't a REAL man not need to construct lies concerning his inchage?
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:11,
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they're not even half their standard length
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:45,
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i object to being overuled on this one
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:21,
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If they were matcho
Why would they need to measure them selves?
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spaceage ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:37,
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go on, hit the posh twat on the nose!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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arf!
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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and where dose one what this so hard?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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it wont be long before he does that, he is on the point of a breakdown
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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hahaha cunt him in the fuck!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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hard!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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COME ON BARRY
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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FUCK HIS CUNT BARRY!!
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:02,
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Hahaha
This used to happen all the time before they put the TV cameras in...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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They did the clash !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:00,
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you gotta FIGHT!
for your right to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty political broadcast
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:04,
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excellent
cnut him in the fcuk barry whatever
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:07,
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spring is here
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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gay jail dude.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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wehehe
SPANG!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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You live in the southern hemisphere
aicmfp
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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Spraaaaaaaaaaaaaaang !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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err..
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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^_^
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
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O NOES!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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what can the matter be?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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Now he doesn't have a table to play his cards right
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:02,
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pfft!
:D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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Aaargh!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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Let's see him leg it out of this one . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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this gives me the fear
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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Dye another day . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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haha.........major nice teethwork too
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:00,
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A Granny Dear guard
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Ninj ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:49,
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D'oh!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:49,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:07,
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Hehehehe she looks so proud!
Woo!You've plumbed new depths of punnery with that one...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:49,
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Arf!
;-)
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Ninj ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:51,
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She gets around does the 'Old Dear Hunter'
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Ninj ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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Sarah Palin's granny
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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nnnggfggg
*spang*
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:50,
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she is made of jam
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:51,
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Ha ha ha!
I wish I had a tenth of your talent :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:51,
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hahaha
lovely pose/prose
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:52,
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Fear Miss Noisy
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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Why am I...
sod that... I'm off home... later everyone!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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Another 20 year doodle
CHECK OUT THAT FAKE DEPTH OF FIELD! (^_^) Click for bigger (179Kb)The Original
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:42,
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Jaysus
Woo!
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Joliet ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:43,
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oooOOOoooo niiiIIIICCCcccee
:)
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NeeNoo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:44,
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Nicely!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:44,
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I wondered where that band went
Woo!
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:45,
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yes!
this is very nice
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:45,
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That's 40 years you owe me!
woo
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:46,
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Its 61 years I have done three of them :)
 
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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that's pretty cool!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:46,
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i think these are superb
i would like to see more! :D *clicks*
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:48,
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works well :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:49,
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ooooooh that is nice
I like that, keep up the good work
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:49,
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*clicks*
that's Paddington-tastic!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:50,
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WH40K
does it have insect antennae?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:50,
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Has "useless products" bindun as a compo?
*inspired by the connect one post a while ago
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:37,
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I believe it has, yes
and arf!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:39,
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haha
was it any good or not worth suggesting again?
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:40,
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probably as useful as suggesting a Daily Mail themed image challenge...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:43,
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Like most compos, there were some really good ones
and a lot of crap ones ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:44,
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Hahaha
*cue solar powered torch*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:39,
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Is that for playing Snooker in the dark?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:41,
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:)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:42,
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Pocket snooker in a darkened room.
Why does this scene seem so familiar...
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:43,
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Your a wanker...
wanker jolly good snooker player?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:47,
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Actually if the torch had somekind of capacitor
shirely this wouldn't be too far-fetched an idea. In fact solar powered garden night lights do actually exist due to the capacitor!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:43,
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They've had 'em for years.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:45,
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True!
Same principle as the solar powered garden lights I guess ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:45,
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I edited just before I saw your reply
sorry for the mindurine
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:46,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:49,
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As a girl I have often wondered and worried about
why females like horses - I don't particularly enjoy them.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:51,
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A lot of girls get their first orgasm on a horse
True Story.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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We had 2 horses at the school I went to
I got to ride on one of them once and hated it.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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*stifles rude jokes*
Not that I'm an expert on the psychology of little girls, but I'd guess it was something to do with that they're big and pretty. Like love of puppies only bigger and rideable.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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Irish
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:40,
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i take offence!
and hand it back with apolagies for snatching :D
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:41,
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Got plenty more in the cupboard
so you can keep it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:44,
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then you should share more!
:D
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:45,
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You may only have one philosophy
but I like it :D
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:40,
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thanks!
:D
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:41,
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this is not a toy!!!
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:40,
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Damn!
*stops gluing the dog to the kitchen floor*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:49,
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oh noes,
what happened to your icon?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:52,
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Someone namely Lord Mue suggested Badgers
have male connotations - god knows why badgers are male but that's preconceptions for you.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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Hehehe
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Joliet ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:42,
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Nursie SMASH!
Let's see the Overfiend pop this one....
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:35,
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Ruddy hell!
Gusset!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:36,
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shit, i thought there would be a camel toe
but instead i got a fucking maxi pad
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:36,
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Someone needs to pick that camera up. The angle makes it almost look like... *titters* she's really, really tall.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:37,
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Arf
I wanted to make up a joke about a giant nurse, but couldn't quite make it work... Mind you, I've now got a hankering to draw woman from the ground. I'd better get on it.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:37,
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you summon women from the ground?
what, like zombies..?
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:43,
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Only for world domination purposes...
But if zombie woman are your thing, here's the order form. fill it out and return it and I'll summon your new Zombie bride. I'll even put some make-up on her and all for an extra charge :D
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:45,
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with renting space big enough for every one India to live
If you don't mind it being damp and month flush out That is woo I likes your drawings :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:38,
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Revenge of the 50ft cartoon woman
(with tits)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:38,
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atleast it's not a furry
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:40,
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Fear Miss Noisy
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:41,
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Sorry
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Joliet ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:41,
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Hahaha
Needs more makeup
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:44,
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Pance!
Is that what Ives looks like? In other news: can anyone remember a series of books we used to read at school in the seventies or early eighties about a painting of a silver ship, and this child used to go into the picture and have cool adventures on the ship? /revisiting her youth blog EDIT: Now you're all just being silly
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:43,
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Gary Glitter Annual 1975
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:46,
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star wars?
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NeeNoo ,
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The animals of farthing wood?
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NeeNoo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:51,
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Voyage of the Dawn Treader (fourth Narnia book)
Soon to be made into an unspeakable movie, starring repellent moppets, green-screen CGI monsters, and ADD fight scenes.
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Tarabas ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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I never realised that Ivesb looked that good!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:47,
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Are we talking that Hentai Overlord?
Shwing...
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
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attack of the 50ft disproportionate manga woman
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:50,
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Now look what you've done..beatle bum
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
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brilliant
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:40,
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HOT SEX!
that's a cracking point of view JJ. splendid work. is there a new nurse saly comic in the works?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
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mem'ree
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:35,
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ooooo
lovely stuff
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:36,
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Oo. Pur'dy.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:36,
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Condom Kneemonik or Corntower maan
I like that
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:37,
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This is quite appealing
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:44,
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nice
reminds me of Brain Salad Surgery
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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator ,
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It's never a boring day in North Korea
ARCH..NORTH
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:13,
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*new defenition of a gladiator*
defenition defragmentation
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:14,
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*dons spectacles again*
AHEM... 'definition'
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:15,
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Bad nazi!
Fullstop at the end of your sentence!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:18,
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pffft!
A Nazi who is shit.
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:19,
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Thesaurus nazi?
Confusing
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Cashy ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:24,
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The Saurus Nazi
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:25,
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NAZISAURUS!
NAZILLA!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:25,
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Gadnazilla
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:26,
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NAZITHULHU!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:27,
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Werenazi
I saw you move that post
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:29,
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NAZIURAI!
I thought it would be more athstetically pleasing up here.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:30,
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Nazipire
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:32,
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Oo, I thought that was the clincher for you then... but...
NAZIENSTIEN!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:33,
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our survey say *enear*
that was not the monster I wins
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:35,
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What? NO! I demand a recount!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:39,
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T'is true
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:41,
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More Nazi beasts!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:27,
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:29,
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coldplay
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:29,
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OH DEAR LORD!
THEY HAVE THE POWER OF FLIGHT!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:30,
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Confusing Perplexing.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:25,
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I AM THE MASTER OF PEDANTS
hear me roar!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:29,
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Comma before your clause, dear.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:31,
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*smites with my trusty sword of grammatical justice*
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:33,
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It is bad netiquette to put a pronoun in a self *action*.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:35,
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touche..
:)
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:36,
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*cough*
Touché ...
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:38,
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streakyator
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:17,
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even though it is north Korea
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:15,
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Shit, shit, shit, shit.
fixed
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:19,
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well yes, they probably are eating shit
due to them not really having any food
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:20,
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did all the North Koreans move to South Korea that day?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:15,
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it could be the north looking at the south
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:16,
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Racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:17,
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please show the racist comment in there?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:18,
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Please show your working.
Ten marks possible.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:20,
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and trip to see Max Mosley
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:23,
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what you said about the slanty-eyed dog-eating yellow peril.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:21,
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please show the racist comment in there?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:22,
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They're not perils.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:27,
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nooooclear is not food
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:31,
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North can be South
if you're speaking from the point of view of a cat inside a kitchen cupboard.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:21,
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or a dog in a car
on a hot day
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:26,
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but, does the door open in or out?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:29,
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up
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:33,
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I never did work out the answer to that question.
It remains an enigma.
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:35,
archived )
*runs into laboratory*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:38,
archived )
Everyone knows the T-Rex saves them from the velociraptors.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:16,
archived )
*SPOILER ALERT*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:16,
archived )
kiss a wookie, kick a droooid
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:23,
archived )
Is that Gary Glitter?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:17,
archived )
your mum is gary
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:27,
archived )
coleman?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:29,
archived )
whatchoo talkin about?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:29,
archived )
Bumfucking up the ass
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:32,
archived )
office loled..
god damn you :D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:35,
archived )
Fear Miss Noisy
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:40,
archived )
Haha
Also: My workplace has banned b3ta. seeing as I am the only person who uses it, I take this as a personal attack. The thing is, I work in IT support. Did they really expect to be able to keep me out?. I simply came here via the sites direct IP address. fools. I'M STICKING IT TO THE MAN! etc.
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NeeNoo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:32,
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KILL THEM ALL
and eat their brains!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:39,
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YAARRRGGHHH!
OM NOM NOM
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NeeNoo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:43,
archived )
Jesus
They are all racist pigs, you should default a nazi flag as background and call it and Indian symbol for Luck
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:44,
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herrrrooo !
nicely , i say
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:33,
archived )
Seconds of fun for the whole family
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:06,
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hummusless sexism!!
the woman's already lost, therefore you are a bigot!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:07,
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g
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:07,
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Biot?
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:09,
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Blot test?
A dead dog.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:10,
archived )
Fuck off, honky
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:08,
archived )
hummusless racism!!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:09,
archived )
Pfft
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:10,
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she's only got one eye!! hummusless disablism.........or something....!!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:10,
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He's also beating her with his fist
Surely that must count for something
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:14,
archived )
The boy jammed his cock in her eye
in order to get first go.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:20,
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i thought everyone played those rules
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:28,
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It's my preferred strategy in the supermarket checkout line
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:28,
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Racism too
...the blacks have already lost ;) * nice image btw*
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:09,
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well spotted!!!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:10,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
The girl is soooo gutted, but recognises that really it was her foolish mistake that led to her downfall. The boy will grow up to be a rapist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:07,
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The End.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:10,
archived )
will grow up to be is
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:11,
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The boy will is a racist?
All your bases?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:20,
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You had better just grow
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:28,
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it clearly says rapist
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:28,
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DOWNFALL!
Now that was a cool game ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:24,
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I had Downfall!!!!
And some some unknown reason I got the box for it and used a compass to poke the kid's eyes out on the box. I hated that kid.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:25,
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some some unknown reason?
some some some some
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:28,
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the stutter suggest neurological problems
linked to him being a PSYCHOPATH
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:29,
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or typing too fast
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:33,
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hahaha
this should be under everyones tree this christmas. Literally milliseconds of fun.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:07,
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I WIN AGAIN!
When I was about 10 I made a girl cry by repeatedly beating her at connect four.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:08,
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I WIN AGAIN! When I was about 10 I made a girl cry by repeatedly beating her at connect four. I ONCE KNEW A GIRL!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:12,
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I once knew a girl.
She beat me at Hungry Hungry Hippos. I cried a lot that day.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:14,
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cried a lot that day. ate her.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:15,
archived )
+out
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:17,
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Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:15,
archived )
hahaha
Ok, he won. There was no need to punch her.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:08,
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:13,
archived )
There's a "Cow & Chicken" episode
involving a "Battleships" board game with only one square. Cow wins because ladies go first.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:09,
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Haha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:16,
archived )
Hahahaahaahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:16,
archived )
hahaha i miss that show.
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:20,
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spaz!
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:10,
archived )
Is that me?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:20,
archived )
no, but this is
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:25,
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Would.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:28,
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Erm, yes.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:29,
archived )
smashing stuff mediocre!
/click
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:10,
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cheers
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:18,
archived )
hahahahahahahahahahaha
sheer brilliance sir brilliance I say
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:12,
archived )
you're too kind, sir
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:18,
archived )
they give you lots of spares token i see!
woo sir!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:13,
archived )
They tend to swallow some of them by accident
cheers
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:19,
archived )
hahaha
this made me laugh - stop - and then laugh some more!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:19,
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Much obliged, good sir
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:30,
archived )
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:25,
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I am a beautiful girl, and I wish to become a pen pal (by email or Skype) of a handsome and clever guy, interested in further real dates!
Don't loose time and come get registered FREE at: **** Arthur Johnson
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:38,
archived )
perfect for kids with ADD
*buys a dozen*
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:33,
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Haha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:40,
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Haha!
Nice :)
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Monty Propps ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:42,
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Ha ha ha!
BRILLIANT!
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:48,
archived )
And also...
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:50,
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Heheh!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:01,
archived )
toast is ready!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:03,
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what is that?
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04,
archived )
I believe it's a diver
But I see no Brian Blessed!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04,
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yo! i think i may have pffended you, i totally didn't mean to.
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:05,
archived )
That's ok
things got a bit out of hand - starting with people calling me sir and bruv that will put me in a bad mood at the best of times.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:10,
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The badger seems to have male connotations.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:14,
archived )
I can't really change it without paying out more money
I have the option of a paw print, this badger and a viking's helmet - I think b3ta was on a non-feminine icon period at the time I donated.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:17,
archived )
well it's still not widely accepted
that there are in fact girls on the internet.
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:19,
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You've never surfed for porn then?
Apparently that's all men do and according to the YouTube song "The Internet was made for Porn"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:22,
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Norwich.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04,
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thetford
*homer simpson shudder*
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:06,
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Frome
*Fast Show brilliants*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:08,
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whereditgo?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04,
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Woo!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04,
archived )
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:11,
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CRUNCHY CRUNCHY TOAST.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:06,
archived )
Yay!
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:53,
archived )
at the end of the day it is all the same
shut up and eat it, you twats Yay for rude veg
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:55,
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ahahahahahhaahhahahah
*breaths* ahahahahah
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:55,
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He looks so proud bless.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:57,
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That's funny as I have a thingy that looks like a turnip.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:01,
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hehe
was just thinking that.. 'I found it particularly ironic, my lord..'
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:03,
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"I sit on Nathaniel!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:06,
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road trip
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:51,
archived )
*stops car*
*propositions pigeon parrot*
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:52,
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I made a shop (down yours) that's linked to your name
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:52,
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yes. :D
edit: maybe i've ruined it, but this is by far, the best source i accidently found:www.treblecone.com/Images/CompImages/l_Was%20not%20me.JPG
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:54,
archived )
whehhe
is it a parrot?
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:01,
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i think so..
a dramatic parrot :D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:02,
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They are called Kias
Look like parrots but act like ravens. VERY intelligent and will rip your car to bits just to piss you off.
(
Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:28,
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Fear Miss Noisy
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:56,
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Blow Bob Kely
:(
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:57,
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Argh Kia!
*fears* They are little shits
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:27,
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Bad Burrito
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:48,
archived )
*parp*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:51,
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yes we can!
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:51,
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up up
and away
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:54,
archived )
Silly MAIOF
'tis rocket, not beautiful balloon.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:46,
archived )
*parp*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:55,
archived )
Two days "On the trot"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:57,
archived )
I was sniffing a permanent marker pen at work and then I drew this...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:40,
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Dude, that fucking cat is like totally fucking white
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WormuIus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:42,
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glaciest
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:43,
archived )
not yellow enough for you?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:43,
archived )
Is this better for you?
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:44,
archived )
Racist
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:47,
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Hmmm...
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45,
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hummusless racism!!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45,
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Tracism
surely ;) *edit - just looked at filename - Doh!*
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:46,
archived )
:P
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:52,
archived )
Ha!
I didn't trace it. I do have a poster of the chat noir, but it's at home (and poster sized)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:47,
archived )
No not your cat - your cat is lovely
It was in response to Wormulus's comments. However it seems I'm a humourless racist! from the comment above - where that could possibly be decided based upon my image is beyond me. So today I'm a thick cow who doesn't know 'proper' English (see below) and a fucking Racist - nice to see that b3ta really hasn't changed.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:52,
archived )
Not me
I loved this first time I saw it and still do
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:54,
archived )
aaaaaaah i'm sooooooo sorry if i'm offending you, the english thing i didn't want to have a dig.
and my comment above relates to this! I'm having a good day fro offending you i think, and it's all unintentional!! It's all in said in Jest but i've just hit the wrong notes i think.........sorry!!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:03,
archived )
Ok I accept that, although it was probably bad timing
right after my 'English Lesson'. At my age I really don't care to be told what is and isn't the correct way to talk or write - but I've had a bad day too so I'm a little sensitive - so I apologise on my behalf.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:08,
archived )
Phew, i've got a knack for offending lady b3tans, Cap Wow almost lynched me for a comment about georgina baillie.
anyhoo, 'pologies given, pology 'cepted. hope your day gets better soon!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:12,
archived )
It will get better even though I have the starts of a cold
but I have Vodka and a day off work tomorrow so can actually drink alcohol for a change rather than just look at it and wish I had a day off work to enjoy it.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:16,
archived )
You have hit all the right notes
but not necessarily in the right order :)
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:08,
archived )
And I would have gotten away with it too
if it wasn't for you meddling kids
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45,
archived )
Noir?
I was sniffing a permanent marker pen at work and then I drew this... The light flowed in through the office blinds like an unwanted relative during the holidays. In my nostrils sat the musk of what I could only describe as permanent marker. Where had the marker come from? What were it's motives? Would it pay me £500 expenses? I didn't know, and at this point I was past caring. The image on the club matchbox came before my eyes, strutting into my mind like a tiger entering the henhouse...
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45,
archived )
The dame walked into my office
she had the kind of walk that said, "Look at me, i've just walked into your office"...
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:51,
archived )
Her legs were longer than a winter's night, and her expression just as frosty.
She took a drag on her cigarillo and looked me over. I felt like a piece of meat on a butchers slab.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:53,
archived )
It reminds me of something.
I think it might be "Cheers". It might not remind me of "Cheers". I may just have been thinking about "Cheers" as I looked at your picture, and the two may not be related. Haha, Norm, what a guy. And Cliff, brill. Sam had a big head and Rebecca looked just like Kirstie Alley. Where everybody knows your name, and you're always glad you came. What a show. Makes current TV comedies look like a shitty cunt. Bring back Cheers! Well drawn. Woo.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:47,
archived )
Thank you
I haven't drawn anything in years, accountancy doesnt present many opportunities for creativity.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:49,
archived )
I understand that's not entirely the case, ashley, Msr Le Dracule.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:50,
archived )
I don't know what you mean
*eyes flick from left to right*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:52,
archived )
Oh I think you do, Sir
Or should I say MADAME LE POMPIEPOMPE!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:56,
archived )
You leave me with only one course of action
*flees*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:00,
archived )
*taps cane*
*twirls moustache* I don't think we'll be "earring" from her again! ALL: *laughter*Exeunt
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:02,
archived )
Everything's funny on crack, isn't it?
ISN'T IT?
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:49,
archived )
I wouldn't know.
However, if it's possible that a certain amount of coffee can give the sensation of being on crack, then yes, everything is funny on crack. pfft. Edit: A certain, large amount of coffee. I'm off my tits on it.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:51,
archived )
I concur with your sentiments entirely!
You neglected to mention the unbridled sexiness of Lilith though! And also, how fucking hilarious Coach was! God rest his soul!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:50,
archived )
ah yes
Lilith. Fantastic goth emo psychotherapist from before they were even invented. I bet she smelled nice, but it angered me that she was with that ugly bastard Frasier. *shakes fist in Frasier's general direction* Coach was a fine specimen of a man. If I'd been in Boston at the time, I would certainly have offered to buy him a pint. Assuming he was still alive, and we were both in the same bar.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:54,
archived )
Ha ha ha!
I found some funny clips of him a while back. It was ever so amusing!b3ta.com/links/231966
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:59,
archived )
yes! :D
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:01,
archived )
Well I like it.
For I yam a fan of film noiriness.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:48,
archived )
NOWAI
:D
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:49,
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YAWAI
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:50,
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Thanks
It's my attempt at a poster for the chat noir nightclub (basically a place like the Moulin Rouge)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:54,
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I shat noir once.
It stopped once I bought a new toaster and laid off the liquorice.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:57,
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Me has this poster
hanging on my door :)
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spaceage ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:53,
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It's a great poster isn't it
I hope the late Mr Salis doesnt mind my attempt
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:57,
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*Noms*
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:38,
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Do tigers
Like toad stools?
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:39,
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and where dose one what this so hard?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:41,
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My point exactly
...but you put it so much better
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:42,
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My first ever image shop on here was of a polar bear jumping onto a frog in a wooly hat.
This is vastly superior.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:39,
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PHROG?
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:41,
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watchoo call me?
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:42,
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Not a history lesson
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:37,
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Is that AHA!'s house?
:D woo!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:39,
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haha
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:39,
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Yes!
You win this shiny sixpence.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:40,
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*buys some old Beezer comics and an ounce of sherbet lemons*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:42,
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Take on,,, Me,,,,
Take. On. Me... * Ahha reference
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:42,
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A HISTORY LESSON:
I just need to draw stoats with toats and decide on which would be better to paint.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:28,
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TOATS!!!
nyom nyom nyom
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:29,
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WHAT CAME FIRST, TOAST OR THE TOASTER?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:30,
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was they having a wanking match?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:31,
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INNIT BRUV
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32,
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Bruv?
I've also been called Sir today also - I'm begining to question my own gender here especially as Wil's treatment of Eddie Izzard has unhinged me ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34,
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haha sorry it was your mangling of the english language :)
talk proper like what I do, innit
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:35,
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I certainly don't speak Chavish!
what's wrong with my grammar then?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:36,
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Is she ill?
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:38,
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methinks 'twas the "was they having"
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:38,
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Well how do you use past tense
I could not have wrote - Are they having a wanking match? which is present tense. Were they having a wanking match? might be more correct but I'm not classically educated other than being pushed through Secondary Education - self-taught/motivated through college etc. So sorry if my English isn't perfect...
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:41,
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were they is right and i was mere;y explaining, i'm genuinely not havin a dig!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:47,
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ahem *dons intellectual spectacles*
"was they having a wanking match?" surely "were they having a wanking match?"
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:48,
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"Masturbatory Challenge"
With your host.. Jeremy Paxwank!
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:55,
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good grammer
and proficient wanking go hand in hand, I'll have you know!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04,
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TOAST IS FIERCE LONG STAMINA YEAH BRAH.
Anyway, everyone knows toasters pop after only a minute or so.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34,
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Naked fire
Pfftt I said naked
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32,
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that depends...
How broad is your definition of "toaster"?
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32,
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The instrument/object/person making/used to make toast.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:33,
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*raises a glass*
To Toast!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34,
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To Toast!
Wait... this isn't wine... OH DEAR GOD HAPPYTOAST! WHAT DID YOU DO IN MY GLASS YOU SICK BASTARD?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:36,
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tumor in a blender, gets 'em every time....
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:39,
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He pissed in your drink.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:40,
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Oh thank god, its only piss. I thought it was lambrini.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:54,
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In that case
Toast. Yay to toast!
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:37,
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In your FACE space coyote!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:40,
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fuck!!! this is almighty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:31,
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Homosexual toats!
Toats Pride!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32,
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weeeeey
trippy
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32,
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DO BOTH!
STOATS WITH TOATS WIN!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32,
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Awesomeness!
Have some Ribeena with your brekkie :)
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32,
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Tiiiiiime Toooooooats!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32,
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bwahahaha
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:33,
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oooh... lovely lovely toats
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34,
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Mmm, toats.
om nom nom.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:35,
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Most woosome!
Go to the top of your tree! Woo!
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:41,
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This. Is.
WIN.
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:02,
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i shall use this adjective here:
exquisite
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:38,
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A year in the making...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:15,
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Magnificent
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:15,
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this is crazy man.
crazy.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:16,
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Ooh,
you clever sausage you ;-) *clicks*
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Ninj ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:16,
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Every sunny day this year I've been perplexing people at the bus-stop by taking a photo of this damn tree!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18,
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I thought you said pixelating people.
This would be a better alternative.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:20,
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why not the wet days too?
also i don't believe you as there's more than one photo /summers ain't like they used to be blog
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:49,
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Hahaha you got me ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:57,
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i might try
a 365 stop motion thing at some point. always considered the faces one, but don't have the artistic talent to decide what to have developing on the wall behind me
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04,
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Spring Back - Fall Forward ?
* was that a full 12 months or 6 months with rewind option?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17,
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It's about 11 months... I started in January but I've obviously finished now in November.
Autumn doesn't work in reverse ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:21,
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^ FACT!
- Autumn doesn't work in reverse
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:27,
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That wins everything, hands down.
*clickety*
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Joliet ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17,
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Hoh fuck. That's absolutely superb. A thousand clicks and congrats.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17,
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Fancy standing in the same spot for a whole year
you could probably fix that shimmering of the image by using Photoshop CS3's Align Layers feature
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18,
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Sounds good, I might check that out....
I've been trying to line up each image manually, it's a bit time-consuming.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19,
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Yeah select all layers and Edit>Auto Align Layers
set to Auto
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:22,
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morphing programs work well with this kind of thing
i used to use the free irfan package thingy to do them
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:25,
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Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy!
Twirl and step and side and step and dip...
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:27,
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I think, think, my point there was there's nothing wrong with a little shimmy.
Makes it look more authentic rather than a computer generated thing.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:28,
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Troo
but I don't think this would look artificial even if the shimmering was fixed.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:30,
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fuck! that's ace!!
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18,
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wow.
*puts down crayons*
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fannycradock ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18,
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*forces crayons into your hands*
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:23,
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mmgggggghhh
how was your birthday you?
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fannycradock ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:26,
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HAZY, thanks!
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:31,
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i declare a winner in the internet siege
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18,
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There was a siege and there's me without a siege engine
quick I need a trebuchet!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19,
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trebuchet on the rocks,sir?
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:20,
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:22,
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That's not a a trebuchet.
But Jesus H Christ anyway!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:23,
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Mein Gott!
that is some massive Trebuchet - I might buy this to hurl chickens and pigs in the general direction of my enemies...
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:24,
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how fantastic!
Do you have a higher-quality version somewhere?
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18,
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I've got a 7MB version but I dunno anywhere I can host it.
I might have to make it into a .wmv file and put it on YouTube or something, but I don't know how at the moment...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:20,
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crikey
my technical ineptitude means I have no advice to offer :(
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:21,
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putfile.org or summat
EDIT: oooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr www.imagebam.com
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:22,
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I have just gazzed you a link that may help.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:23,
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no doubt more fucking goat pie blasphemy........the depths to which some people will stoop...........
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:24,
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Ha ha ha!
Fuck you man! Goat Curry pie for the fucking win! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:26,
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..................YOU'RE FUCKING DELUDED MAN, THERE IS NO GOAT CURRY PIE...........
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:27,
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Oh really?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:28,
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ooooooooooh you motherfucker.........you sneaky fucking fuck motherfucker.
*plots* *schemes*
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:33,
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Sign up to Vimeo.com
They host videos up to 1240*720 far better than Youtube
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:10,
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That is wonderful!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19,
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Whoa
That is AWESOME!
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19,
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wow
nice very nice
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19,
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very nice time lapse there.
woo and a yay.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:20,
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Awesome - I always wanted to do something like that but never had the
patience.
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jaldo_dron a delicate balance ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:22,
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Oh my word, this is absolutely fantastic.
I'd love to have the dedication, or attention span, to do something like this.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:23,
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oooh
wow! :D really cool!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:25,
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Jeez!
How did you get videotape that lasted that long? ;)
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:25,
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OI! leave that horse alone.......
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Just Flange ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:27,
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Excellent.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:26,
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click-issimo!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:28,
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OhhH! V awsome!
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:30,
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Wonderfully well done, sir.
*clicks*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:42,
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wonderfully done indeed
mucho woo-cho
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04,
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WOO! to this.
If this doesn't get a FP, then the Magic Donkey can go fuck off...
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04,
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nobody should be this talented.
nobody. *clicks*
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:50,
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blimeh!
That's chuffing ace, and you win everything, forever :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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Wow, That's Really Good
Well done!
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Sheep! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:18,
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Thanks!
That means alot ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:21,
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Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!
Seldom has a year looked so lovely.
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enceladus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:06,
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very
very good
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:34,
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very nice
though odd why the bush next to it never seems to grow
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:55,
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fully grown evergreen
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:31,
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fucking excellent
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:30,
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blimey!
woo
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:41,
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