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noon all

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

Arf!

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Ninj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

Woo!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

How much?

That's my Christmas list sorted then

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

£3.45

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

Sold

I'm getting my cheque book out!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

please make cheques payable to me

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

and me

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

I will write this cheque...

But the bus seams too cheap. Write whatever you want on it!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

Give me a hundred - Magic Bus
I won't take under - Magic Bus
Goes like thunder - Magic Bus
It's a four-stage wonder - Magic Bus

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)

Magic bus you say?

Like this?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

Oh man I loved that show

I had completely forgotten about it.

Thank you for reminding me :D

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You're welcome?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)

nice

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

Want.

Lovely!
EDIT: This is extra woo because the 16 bus goes to my house. WINNAR.

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

ohhhhhohoh oh if only

ohohohohoooooh oh that's better

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nicely done!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

Teehee, vere guud.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

hehehehe

nicely

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

sweet.

you said you'd draw me a picture!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

But then you fucked off.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

i was celebrating my betaday with gin and tonics

and then my crappy uni internet fucked about :(

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hurrrrumph.

What do you want?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

nothing :-)

it's fine.i never drewed you a cat either

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

YOU BASTARD.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

hahah i know right :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)

that's cool

it is bouncing in time to my music :D

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

What are you listening too?

I have Swans - Filth.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

I was listening to body Rockers - I like the way you move

but now I am listening to men without hats - safety dance

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

nicely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

Afternoon all.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)

UUUUUUUgh

*spang*

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

*chortle*

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Would you mind if I whored my spangage out in your thread?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)

do it!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

Fair enough....

De-Ris: 2nd Definition

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)

o ffs

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)

;)

You knows it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)

:D i mean...jesus

...

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)

haha

oh dear.

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

snortylolz.

worse beer I ever had was german, tasted like someone had put a ciggy out in it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

Oi you,

ya cheeky git!

b3ta.com/board/8943886

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)

I know someone else who can only play one song on the panio

but it's not the same song.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)

Is it English Country Garden?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

no, scott joplin's entertainer.

of course, all you need do is read this article and you'll be in concert in no time
www.wikihow.com/Play-the-Piano

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)

What's that song from 'Big' called that they play on the giant floor keyboard thingy?

I can play that. And the Eastenders song.

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

Isn't that chopsticks?

And the Eastenders song is Anyone can fall in love by Anita Dobson, wife of Brian May, if you want the version with lyrics ;)

It is also Heart and Soul.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

But of course.

Suuun, and Raaaain,
Joooy, and Paaaain..

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

lolololololololololololol

www.wikihow.com/Tuck-and-Tape

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

And that is why I never search Wikihow :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

why not so instructive. tell me did you try poking your nuts back into thier cavity when you read that?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

Sadly no, I did not.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

hahaha

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

phnarr

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)

*groans*

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)

hahaha

noon benks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

Noon :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

Garden centre clowns eat slugs and snails, but I still don't like them....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

*fears*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Your worst nightmare incarnate

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Is there a junior school

just out of shot?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

You are looking a lot healthier now FWM..

Congratulations...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

suffering fuck!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

Moooooley!

Hahahaha, good weekend sir? ;D *clicks*

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Ninj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

Brilliant weekend!

Absolutely knackered now... and suffering.
:D
How about you?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

Great thanks mate...

Father Christmas let me have Call of Duty: World at War early, so I've been killing Japs and 'Jerry' all weekend... ace stuff :-)

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Ninj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

Smashing!

WYH

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

Fudder/ shuck!

The eyes are reet scary, like. They from a feesh?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)

You better believe it baby

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

*sprays with urine*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

aaargh kill it kill it

woo

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

AGGGH HER ELBOW GIVES ME THE FEAR D:

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

why?

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

IT JERKS LIKE A FUCKING SPIDER LEG,TENDONS RIPPING D:

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

sorry it wasn't my intention to give you the fear

It is meant to be the recoil of the gun flicking her arm back.

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)

it's a bit late for that,i've shit meself

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)

you are a girl, the picture in your profileproves it

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)

>:-[

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)

it's not that....

...it's the skinny polar bear hugging her from behind that gives me the fear.

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bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)

hahaha yes :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)

haha

it's just being friendly

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)

Bingo Wings!

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Weetobix, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

Is this John Wayne Gacy's brother, the botanist?

terrifying as ever.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

20 thousand different types of horrible

woo! :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

Nings! I saw Bob Mortimer this morning at the station

click for massiveness 548kb

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

land of hope and glory....

something something duhhh

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

Waaaaaah!

Which station? If it was Waterloo, it might have been Kevin Spacey....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

Tunbridge Wells actually

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

Then the chances are it was Bob Mortimer ;)

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

really?

lol i live in Tonbridge

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

Then you would know they are not the same place ;)

I love that part of the world :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

really?

its not that bad I suppose, could be worse, could be in the Bahamas.. :)

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

Not the towns as much as the little villages :D

Fordcombe in particular.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

Sucks after 27 years though

;)

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

You may be right.

But as much as Eltham?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)

Yeah I work in Tunny Smells

We have Tom Baker too

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

Kevin Spacey was at dinner in with us at my college the other week.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

You wouldn't miss him if he looked like that!!!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

Bob is lovely

WOO YAY HOOPLA for him

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

The police station or the radio station?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

Did he look exactly like that?

Mind if I slip this in here too..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

Practising

Practice = noun
Practise = verb

Sorry :)

(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)

Did you kiss him?

I would kiss him.

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

yes,but you're Fanny Craddock

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

Ah.

This is true.

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

I kissed a Bob

and I liked it?

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

Taste of his..

erm.. xylophones, Morrissey, doves, etc.

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

You spin me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby

woo

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

I, I live among the creatures of the night, I haven't got the will to try and fight, against a new tomorrow.

CFB

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

That

I hear balancing on Gravestones is a tricky thing to master.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

yeah after I drew this I began to wonder if it would be possible to balance like that

so I tried balancing on the end of my bed frame and failed :(

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)

emoooo!!!!

good pic tho

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

aargh noo I hadn't realised I was turning emo

perhaps I should kill meself before I go too emo... no wait that would just make it worse

:)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

i've been waiting for an excuse to post this

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

i am so joining this group

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

Fucking emos!

I wanna be individual so I am gonna join a group of people just like me :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

its this kind of attitude that makes me cut myself and cry in the dark

/sarcasm

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

*doesn't give a shit*

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

*realises error in thinking anyone cares about my pain*

*removes makeup*
*becomes productive member of society*

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

Then my work here is done ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

if only emos everywhere would do this

and chavs were driven into the sea...
then my morning would be complete

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

*formulates plan*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

you need this

www.wikihow.com/Be-Emo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

To be honest, I doubt people become emo to be different.

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

no,like,we do it to express our unique angst..

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

Oh ok,

is that when they become "scene"?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

i love wikihow

www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Unique-Scene-Kid

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

This is all a load of old bollocks isnt it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

personally, this is my most favourite wikihow of all time

www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Discreet-Bowel-Movement-at-Your-New-Boyfriend's-House

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

nah,

the ghost ones were the best.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

it got deleted. :( i think I saved it somewhere though

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)

no people become emo because that's how others choose to label their alternative lifestyle

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

Oh shut up emo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

oh get the fuck off the board,emo

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

you could subscribe this digital channel as well:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)

I wish my lawn was as emo as you

at least then it'd cut itself

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

She looks like she's into some pretty kinky stuff.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

You have a very one track mind today?

* Would you like me to lick your balls?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

go ahead. make my day.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

stop this filth!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

But I learnt it all from the telly...

Children's Education

Worth a watch

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

a little bit of "self control"

by RAF I hope and not that copycat brannigan....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

*guiltily admits it was Brannigan*

I have just looked up the RAF version and man it is awesome :D

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

That's rather nice.

What do you mean by creatures of the night? Badgers, owls, insomniac sheep and such like.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

well she thinks she is a superhero defending the world from the forces of evil

but she is just a mad woman in a graveyard so the creatures of the night will be badgers, bats and the like

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

That song is in Vice City

damn I want to play Vice City now

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

well it is the best of the GTA series

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

EMOOOOOOOOOO

anyway - I'm away for my lunch.

See you all later

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

And I have to take the long commute home soon.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

Damn that was murder.

Oh well back home now:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

ha ha ha

git

right - anway - stop distracting me - I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

I love live in jobs

A three floor commute. Yays no more work until Thursday:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

enjoy your lunch

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

Let's rock...

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Ninj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

would

(play it, I mean)

*edit* woo sir. Very Nicely shooped

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

DOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

Cheers Bilbo...

How's you? ;-)

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Ninj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

Looks like fun

...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

pffft

singhstar

luvin it

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

I'd like to be able to play the Sitar

... or, indeed, any instrument.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

my preference would be the piano I think

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

I would also love to be able to play the piano.

Sadly I can only play one song on it :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

english country garden?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

Moonlight Sonata actually.

It was the only reason I wanted to learn the piano, but since then I have really wanted to be able to play more....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

well - you're one up on me

once again

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

I can play a note on the paino.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

well - you're only slightly shitter than I am

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

give up on this silly dream immediately, buy a ukulele and be happy!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

I have turntables for silly arm flapping noisey stuff

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

FRESH!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

haha ace

I might be tempted to buy that

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

oooh,cool

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

I'm sure this actually exists

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

would

(do her, I mean)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

Genius!

Do pass go, do collect 200 woos

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

Hahahaha! Needs more Ravi Shankar!

I love the 'SinghStar' bit.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

its the 'even better than singhstar' that makes it for me

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

Haha! Turns out that SinghStar (pretty much) already exists!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

*clicks*

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

SinghStar FTW

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

yes

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

This is great

I watched the 'Tinsel Worm' Bill Bailey DVD yesterday, the sitar version of 'Creep' at the end is bloody amazing.

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

:D I Love Bill Baily!

Tinselworm is right at the top of my Xmas list

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

It's well good. Obviously.

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

The man can do no wrong in my book

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)

hehehe... excellent..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Oooooh yes!!!!!

Top stuff Ninj!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

sorry to be the bringer of bad vibes

but the simpsons already did it

www.gameblog.fr/images/jeux/2059/Sitar_Hero.jpg

so did Mr Pineapple

www.b3ta.com/board/7816750

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)

*Sobs*

;-(

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Ninj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

fp surely

woo!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

Singhstar????

SPANGAGE

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

hahahaha

very well done. i'm a sucker for punnage of this magnitude.

(espionagebob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

Oh ninj!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)

Sorry Barb

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Ninj, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Hahaha

Yays. THat cow sure does get around!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

oh hai popular cow?

:-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

sitting there in your popular cow tree:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

whahaha

ACE!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

this look very unwell

woo

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

BINGO! BINGO! BINGO! BINGO! BINGO!

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

and Bingo was his name...o..

B..I..N.G.O..
B..I..N.G.O..
B..I..N.G.O and Bingo was was his name oh..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

Buffalo ape can....

Come to my house and clean the chimney with his tounge

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

nicely shopped

woo

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

haha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

Psychodeer took my baby away

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

pass me the larger of my flaming shithammers

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

MY BABY!!!!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

it's not your baby any more

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

O NOES!

*cries*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

good

you shouldn't be allowed a baby

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

but I wanted to teach him tricks and be the new world leader

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

children should be taught ninjitsu... then you can have your own clan of dark assassins in your old age... killing whatever it is the Daily Mail has taught you to hate.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

Or I could fiddle with their genetics and make a mutant superarmy

with rocket launchers coming out of their ass

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

once they're born, fiddling with their genetics becomes complicated

... also I'mn ot sure what the genetic code for ass rocket launcher is...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

forget genetics

just ram a bazooka up their tight kiddie bottoms

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

that would make the ninjitsu very complicated

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

and it's just not proper in any way!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

is he perhaps in the kkk?

would this be why?
did he take her away, away from m... you?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

I'm so over that song

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

that's no dingo.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

good lord

for a moment I thought the baby was Boris Johnson but woo nevertheless

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

*fears*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

hahahahaahha :D

what -hahaha- the fuck?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

^ What she said ???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

^ she ????

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

dude, your profile pic does look somewhat feminine

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

yup

and pretty

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

yes

it confused me
I wanted to do the strange boy/girlchild

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

:D balls to you all

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

now I've realised you have them

I'm not so sure I want them.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

the safety word is 'snoopy'

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

oh hi there honey bunch, wanna go somewhere comfy and get busy?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

smoooooooth bastard

also - I'm broken - whenever someone says 'get busy' I think of soda stream :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

truth be told im practicing for next saturday when I will be a large playing card

surrounded by a bunch of women.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

(some) women love money...

so make sure you win (if I've understood what you said - which I might not have done).

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

i will be wearing a sandwich board that makes me look like a playing card

like this less handsome model with a more professionally made costume
www.hot-stuff-costumes.com/costumes/images/25_4174.jpg

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

right

I thought you meant you were going to be playing cards.

I hope whatever it is this is it ends in success for you....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

it probably means I will be...it's a party so I'll end up sitting in a corner playing cards with my equally social mate

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

get fired right in aboot the lassies

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

i thought that was illegal

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

I thought nothing was illegal in Australia

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

get busy with the fizzy...

you are old
AICMFP

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

not very old... but yes: old.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

Hahah - Auto Text - Sorry...

Maybe you can help me on another thing?

would you have any ideas WTF this is?

Original link: www.trustyourbuds.com.au

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

I don't know

but I want it in my bottom

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

yep. it's from a beer add I think, or maybe a coke add

it's a tongue on legs.
ed:
Yeah this tongue and an eyeball have an argument about the new coke drink.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wBWjLwCXOQ
The tongue is a bit of a lame rip off of this beer add
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V1OwW6dQ3E
it is spelt tongue not tounge.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

It licks, then kicks!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

it's spelt TONGUE

TONGUE
not TOUNGE

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)

ooops.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

Butler the dinosaur?

I don't get it!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

reg barney you dolts

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

if you have to explain it....

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

....

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

....then you're all a bit dim

actually, it was crap.
I have a man cold and cannot think straight

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

It's not crap,

it's fair to middling.
I get it really.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

Dear god! Not Barney please!!!

I couldn't stand that thing since I was coming down off acid in a freezing house and the only thing on TV at the point in the early morning was Barning the fucking Dinodaur!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

I tripped watching Blockbusters once

and Bob Holness managed to turn into a horse

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

Can I have neigh ,please Bob.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

he grew a mane

but strangely I still managed to answer all the questions

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Did you get all the answers on the Hot-trot?

I once thought that I was the reincarnation of Jim Morrison as a concept not as a person when on white lightning.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

Two outcomes, one inevitability

Thanks to The Great Architect for blah blah blah...

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)

hahaha!

Nice dvd selections.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

ha ha ha...

In other news

R I P

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

he's dead?

buggering shit.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)

Now there's a thought?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

I GOT YOU BUTLER!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

^ Knob

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

Sorry fella :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

No... I meant Blakey is a knob - not you..

* Although second thoughts..... Pfftttt...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

hehehe

Ning Red.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

Ning Stan!

How do? I don't suppose you have even played the Aaaah! Real Monsters ROM for the Genesis have you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

I haven't, no.

is it good?
Or are you stuck?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

Yeah,

I can't jump high enough to get past the first level :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

I shall investigate later.

I have to knock a few off in the kitchen now.
(tiles).

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

I thiunk I might have - what's up...?

edit - ah - wait - no - no I haven't

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

did that get hastley edited from warney in the time that I was googling the news or can i not read?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

all true,for shame

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

ha ha ha DVDLOLZ

Still Game is one of my favorite things to see on the telly box -- it's awesomeness distilled.

also - controversially perhaps - I've never found Last of teh summer wine remotely amusing

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

i disagree,respectfully do i

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

well - there's no accounting for wrong

... it tickles me consistently.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

the thought of old people being rude and unseemly does it for some people

if you liven in glasgow you'd know it was really a documentary

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)

meh - it's a bit tame but I like it more for that

... I also loved chewin' the fat.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

responsible for one of the greatest sketches ever...

the pub singalong entitled 'If it wasn't for the 16 bottles of milk on your door, then we'd never know you were dead'
/or something very similar - only caught it the once, and have never found it again, even on youtube.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

I liked the bloke who whistled when there was an S in the word,

odereing a chinese!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

try this

www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewinthefat/jack_and_victor/singalong.shtml

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

yeah - it's in there

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

oh you star :)

I loved that. So simple, but very funny

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

no danger :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

I DID seriously love chewing the fat,partly because it filled my life with so many catchphrases

'Gonnae nae dae that...'
''ow?'
'jist...gonnae nae..'

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

Still Game is indeed fantastic

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

He's after our tennis jobs!

woo:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

Arf!

As posted at the time - sadly no TGA banners to work with...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

doesn't he have a square mouth

... that'll be the lorne sausage!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

Nice!

I knew someone would've done this already!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

I think my personal favourite was Alain Baxter...

who went from British Winter Olympic hero to Scottish drugs cheat in a heartbeat...

Nicely interpreted in your post though - some good tabloid headline action.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

It's all true I tells ya!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)

ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

truth.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

"Why Henman was better" is the best part of that. hahaha

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

'ningles, all

This looked much better in my head

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

hes got to be...

so maccio

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

there's a nasty nip in the air

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

pearl harbour?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

Less time on whacks off, surely?

He's got help now.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

more fwapping

material maybe! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

This was the intended pun

Given their tender young age.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)

Perhaps that shows my age

I forget that kids are at it like rabbits on viagra from the age of about 9 these days.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)

I'LL GET THE GEL

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)

"Man who catch spunk with chopstick accomplish anything."

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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)

BAD AIDS LOL

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

Arf.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

Any excuse to waste some time at work

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)

joins hard!

wooohoo and woohoo I'm off work in about 30 minutes and not back to Thursday.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

im not sure you meet the number of flipper requirements

but i shall put in a good word for you

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

you dropped a couple of ''

I found em on the floor over there... ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

you dropped a t and an h

i found them over there

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

Double standards see!

You get two for the price of one.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)

BIG SAVINGS ON ENTENDRES

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

Big Verb sale

Act quickly!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

*Sigh* Ain't that the truth

Is it Friday yet?

(nom_nom_nom, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

New Geek Edition

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)

hahahahah

ace!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

hahaha

They're my accounts now Dave.

EDIT: Not worth a new thread but I did this for Mrs teh Scary and FWM...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)

HaHaHaHa

*Click*

EDIT-: Looks like an educated SLASH from G n'R

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)

It's fun to charter an accountant!

In other news, my copy of Fallout 3 has just arrived. Assuming my poor old computer can handle it, I'll be away from b3ta for a while...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

You got itchy bum?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

I have a toad and stoat infestation will it work on that?

woo and 'ningles. Did you know that Evilscary is having you removed from his missus?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

eh?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

yaha!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

Yes. Also works on moles...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

MOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEY

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

Actually, I've just had a nasty looking mole removed from my face.

Get the results in two weeks time. A long bloody wait! Especially as my doctor gasped when he first looked at it - I'm guessing it's probably a really nasty one. Oh well...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

i have one of them i want sorted

i keep shaving the thing and it gets rather messy

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)

Ooo nasty.

Well as long as you had it removed.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)

Moles! - Stop this underground movement!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)

That's great!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

again?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)

*head in hands*

*shakes head*
no more, please

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

Well make up your mind!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

this wins!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

I had a hair in my arse crack today, I hope it didn't take the inside route.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)

why precisely are you telling that to the world

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

y 'all right geeza

this just had to be one of yours.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

Queeny!

Yeah, had a great weekend. How about you?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

it was interesting and fun enough

in a pruning an old chums haven't seen in many years, apple trees and staying for food kind of way.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

We had 8 people for dinner on Friday.

The last couple left at 5am, and baby mole was up at 7. Ouch!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

I feel like a poo's bumhole. I may take some time off work.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

those knock-knocks look fake

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

Ya think?

In fact the most plastic and superficial person in English married the most plastic and superficial person in Australia.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

*googles*...peter andre, you mean he still exists?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

New Zealand actually

FAIL. LOzorz

(

Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

What's the difference between Dwight Yorke and Israel?

Israel knew when to pull out of Jordan.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

Actually Israel has never invaded Jordan

/pedantic cunt blog

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

Monty you terrible PEDANT!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

Yes I did have to read it about 14 times to double check he had written that.

I though I may as well leave it, I could already smell the pedants in the morning.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

in fact, the PLO invaded Jordan and were expelled to Lebanon, hence Israel's invasion of Lebanon in the '80s

jesus! sometimes I bore myself!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

I haven't seen any of the Jordan/Lebanon photos

phwoooaaar!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)

I like it when she does the Gaza Strip

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

Like that old joke when Saddam's second in command gives Saddam

some blue shorts, and a white shirt for his birthday.
Saddam says, 'What's this?!' His second in command says, 'Well you kept telling me you wanted the Gazza strip'.

/old joke blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

Damn African kids, coming over here, stealing all of our money!

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

That's not our money

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

I wouldn't know

Nobody lets me have any money. *sniff*

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

Fairly sure we don't have a £200,000 note

not in common circulation, anyway

*hides thick wad of £200,000 notes behind back*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)

So what you're saying is...

That the credit crunch was caused by Zimbabwean kids investing their worthless currency in our banks!

You are a very astute person, are you available for an interview on Newsnight?

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)

Of course

sell everything, buy fish.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

*invests heavily in Bank of Halibut*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

(yes I know it's a trout)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

Buy land, son; they don't make it any more

/fatherly quote blog

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

My agent advised investing in the futures market

I've bought next Tuesday, you'll all have to pay me rent.

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

can I have an option on 1.43am?

I have a good feeling about this

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)

You only want one minute? You're that quick?

Well I suppose if that's enough for you then we can arrange a deal.

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

Anyone want a new spang?

clicken ver HUGE gifs

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)

Those are all fucking panowie

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

this is cool. So are the huge gifs

did you do them?

(teasus likes tea, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

splendid stuff

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

NOT FRESH

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

End of the line... all change please

RIP Reg

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)

who the fuck is 'REG'?

...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

You young wipper snappers know nothing, do you

uk.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUKTRE4AF26220081117

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

he was a male model who specialised in sock suspenders in the '70s

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

minus 1

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)

Brilliant

"I 'ate you, Servalan."

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

Reminds me of Harold and Maude

(

Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

oh there is no life on the buses

etc

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)

RIP and all that

but I can't help seeing a cyan baseball cap there

along with two red squares on the front of the bus

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

Strictly Come Jedi

Morning all

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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)

"it's a foxtrot!"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

Bring me all the passengers, I want them to JIVE!

EDIT: Hahaha, didn't notice the Cantina Band!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)

HA HA HA HA

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)

They've made the lindy hop into hyperspace!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

pfft

Are they doing the Forcetrot?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)

*spang*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

No...

It's the Boogie-Wookie

(

Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

Really?

I thought it was a Hango.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

I find your lack of foxtrot disturbing

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

Tango-Fett?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)

"Your Polkas are weak old man"

(

Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)

pffft!

winnar

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)

You can get something over the internet to cure that.

Imagine if you had cronic paranoia and erectile dysfunction and you got one of those viagra emails!
You'd go nuts!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)

the internet doesn't cure anything

it just makes things worse.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)

that's drugs

/Verve blog

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

The Verve certainly don't make things better

...
*mumbles and grumbles about bands which used to be good*

*clings to Primal Scream as one of the few consistently good and interesting bands remining*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

^this^

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

Gravity Grave :D

I'm back in the day!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

Rocket from the Crypt;

Scream Dracula Scream :)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

There's a winner right there

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)

Cha-Cha Binks?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

lol

even if it is nearly the name that can't be mentioned :)

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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)

yeah - I swathered for a long time

but then decided to go for it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

LOL

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

"That's no ballroom"

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

it's like a handfull of celebrities all cried out and were gradually

whittled down to one.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

pfffft

Now there is lucozade in my crotch

(

Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

I'll get a straw

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

be carefull though...

..it's orange

(

Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)

Paso Doble Wan Kenobi?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)

Well, that's just mean.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)

And now young skywalker...

..you will DANCE!

(

Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)

Surely Craig should be the evil one?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)

Which ones Craig?

/proud to say he has never ever watched it

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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

you have just revealed that you actually watch this enough to know the character of each judge

oh dear.
quick- post a pic of your tits again

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

Tits you say?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

still laughing at this from the newsletter

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

but easy and they think anyone with a Vectra is minted so... you know

they're not hard to impress

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)

Yeah!

I've got a oyster card. I'm dead posh me!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

I'm in Norfolk

I have a turnip card.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)

Ready?

I thought you were swedeish.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

yes, I'm ready

for what?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

brace yourself

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

*spits up own jacksie*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)

*administers the aubergine ... wide end first*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)

sideways or not at all

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)

*throws away aubergine and moves on to pumpkin*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)

pineapple please

just love those spikes

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)

*insets a variety of spikey and spined fruit, vegetabbles and fish*

*bends you over and puts you on display at the harvest festival*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

*awards rosette*

nice beans :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

psst.

extra E:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)

huh?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)

you were yokelling on about turnips and I said I though you were swede-ish

*shakes head*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

yeriknow

what is extra E:P ?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

It was buy one get one free.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)

I am hugely confused

but then I have a stinking cold and my world currently consists of snot

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)

I recommend two things

firstly - hunners of cups of hot water with lemon in it - big chunks of lemon, ot slice, but needs to be juice and rind in the hot water. It'll strip your throat a bit but will do you wonders.

Secondally - hot toddy.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

thanks

I just wanna go home and crisp up my duvet

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

Actually I kiwi told me years ago of something that works an absolute threat.

It's the same as option one but wuth honey and the surprising ingredients that works wonders, a sliced clove of garlic.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

may as well- I can't smell anything, me

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)

The honey and garlic line the throat.

Garlic is also a natural antiseptic as well.

EDIT: I can't smell anything either, I'm dyslexic.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

you swipe it over the machine and a voice says 'Geroorrrrrf moi land'

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

I'm surprised it made the news letter with the amount of people that posted it straight on the messageboard.

/not looking at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

And why bother waking up when you can't even feel the poker?

/Goodness Gracious Me blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

I've always just used a log.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

*shudders*

she gives me the willies, and it's too early for THAT nonsense

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

/tranny blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

;)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

with a flaming shithammer?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)

Gawd allmighty!!!!!!

I recognise the piccy its a great long thread where guys mercilessly shred the crap out of the Bikini-clad female.....

(angriestangel, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)

Marginal female that...

more like an attack twat from alpha centauri...

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

more Thumb

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)

ha ha ha

Oh Thumb, you miserable awkward cunt!

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

Good ningles, good Sir.

This weekend, I bin mainly up to futuristic mischief:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

OOOOOOoooOOOOooooooh

ningles happy replicant... I just need to check for your lack of pupil response.

How's the exhibition going beetdubs?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)

Ah its grand

Got fouur pix up, and have another to go up, though I managed to smash the glass with the hoover before I got it down there, so I've got to get it sorted first hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

It's still

blue

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)

blue still exists in the future

although orange will be replaced by smooje

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

Neuromancer

ftw

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

this clearly demonstrates

how little thumbs know about what is and is not a good hot beverage

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

Thumb's a twat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

Tea can not bee too milk, it can only be too week!

woo.

Could I also point out, and you know who you are, when you start a tub of margarine you take the foil of AND DO NOT RETURN IT!!!
That sort of thing is worse that using a fetus as prophylactic!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)

sorry

it won't happen again.

:(

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)

Oh god!

You're not one of those are you? What's the point? It has a fucking lid!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

no - I'm not... although I've never thought about it - I didn't even reaslise it happened

... I just wanted to join in the conversation :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

People do it.

I just had to remove one before i posted. If you open a tub of marj and see some nice prestine foil you think, 'oh ho ho! Virgin marj. I can squiggles designs in it if I so wish. I should take the first, untouched slither to perch abreast my Hovis extra sardiney.'
But no! You are robbed! 'Oh noes' you go, 'Some rotter I have the misfortune to be in residence with has raped me of chaste marj. They have whored it round town, violated it and dressed it was a faithful bride.'

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)

*offers counselling*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)

The council won't do anything!

They're in on it! You're all in on it!!!
*dons tin foil helmet*

*fills shoes with cottage cheese*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)

Nothing else for it

*fetches shotgun*

Now, this'll only hurt a little...

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

Thanky

*eats*

yummy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

*sedates*

it's okay - the margarine can't hurt you in here...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)

Fine! Put Trelly's Foetal Condom's out of business!

See if I care!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

It can

be too milky if you add too much milk.

Also, what't the point of returning the foil, it's just an extra thing to fiddle with when dealing with toast.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)

...

*makes a lat-tea with a teaspresso and HUNNERS of milk*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)

*wants*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)

*Big hugs*

how's it all going hot stuff? You had a nice weekend listening to your wee girl chuckle?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

I haven't been able to get her to do it again!

But I did have a lovely weekend :)

How's you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

Full of powerful awesomeness ... despite it being a Monday.

I'm also semi thinking about trimming or removing my beard...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

EXACTLY!

And you can't have it too milky. In fact I'm going off now and I'm going to heat some milk and put a teabag in it!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

Why?

why would you do this?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)

Coz they are evil.

They want you to think you have the joy of untouched butter substitutes but the want to crush you. WHen you are on the floor pounding your fist howling in greif the watch and cackle whiles cutting kittens eyes out with a rusty nail.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)

I think what Bovine is wanting to know if why you would

want to make a warm tea milkshake...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)

Well tough!:P

Why would I? Coz it would be yummynicenice.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)

Maybe it's a ruse to distract people from realising that the margarine has been melted and poured into a jug while someone (and they know who they are)

took a dump in the bottom and then poured the marge back in.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)

That's dedication.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)

sorry

it won't happen again

:(

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

margarine

is shite

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

this too

butter ftmfw ... dripping if you have it

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

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