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# Vectors ahoy!


My second attempt at a vector. I'm pretty pleased with this one.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Lobster phone?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# It looks Dalicious.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# yay for tracing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Yay for lacing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Don't most people use a grid?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I used slices of ham layed on the screen
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# hmm, screenham
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I use vegetarian cheese slices.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# how does vegetarian cheese happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
#
By using an alternative to this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ahhh
semi cheese then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# vageterian?
this cheese smells like fish
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# it is probably made from smegma
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# And what is so wrong with Tracing?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Golly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# exactly that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Ooh very nice!
I may do a vector tonight, :/ not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Do it
they're fun! :D
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Very nice
I got bored of doing vectors, they take to long to do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Looks nothing like a banana ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Taa daa
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4j-MBnLQo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I think I can guess exactly what that is
and I'm not clicking on it.
Not that it makes any fucking difference because I've got the song going through my head now. CURSE YOU INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# It's a lobster?
Or is it a phone?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# It's a bit of both
a phobster perhaps
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# or is it a Lobone?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# and can it be humped?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# i like this
i like this a lot
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# :)
thanks
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Nicely!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Rock Lobster!

Rock Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Ba doobie da!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# IIRC
It's a Dali thing, shamelessly plagiarised by The Cult for lyrical purposes.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# It is?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# cool
I like
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Blue tit


Click for Biggles (284KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# *tit joke here*
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Squirrel with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Great Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# i thought next doors cat got em
but they're flying about my garden aww! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Ace, they are lovely
In our garden we have got Great Tits, Blue Tits, Coal Tits and Long Tailed Tits. They all go around with each other, like some gang of thugs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# i've got almost albino sparrow thing flying about
its white and brown - quite freaky, i've yet to get a decent pic of it!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# mmm, very strange
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# kinda 1/2 albino
thought it was a finch at first...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# thats not tits!
*demands tits*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I posted one down there.
I'm not made of tits, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# my scrolling finger is tired today
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Who did the comic
where aliens monitor the internet to determine what form humans would be most comfortable meeting and they come up with squirrels with tits?

That thing still cracks me up but I've not seen it in yonks and I can't remember who did it.

EDIT: I tried search, but gave up after 10 pages.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# ^ THAT WINS!
That is the funniest thing EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# excellent capture
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Awww
I like the simplicity of this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# that is the my plan, to keep them nice and simple
sort of Japanese style of painting

thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I was going to post
one of the bird pics I made when I first used photoshop and I was starting to experiment with different brushes and sketch styles. But I just looked back at them and they're not very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Doing mine with the airbrush in Painter X
don't like using any other brush. One layer, two main colours and then the subject in all its colours. I think it really works, just need to take some more wildlife photos
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I don't use Painter much now.
I got into it for a while but I'm too comfortable in Photoshop to stray for long.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Used to use PSP, but tried Painter and loved it
Never got on with Photoshop, to much hard work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Yeah
I think if I was coming to Photoshop as a newb right now I'd be very put off. It's gotten more and more complex with each version. It's a very steep learning curve.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# It worked
Very nice :)
(Cloudane, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# 'tis grand
but I would have preferred to see a pair!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# NSFW
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Cor.
FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# pfft nsfw link no worky
but i used google magic and found that is infact a great pear
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# It looks angry to me.
Like the white bits are it's eyebrows and eyes, and the black on it's tummy is it's angry mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# some a'dose bords is mardy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# hehehe
It does a bit, they can be quite nasty bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Really?
Hahah, I always thought they was just sweet and cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Like most birds
they're very territorial and can be aggressive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I see you go to the same nightclubs as me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# My ex was like that :)
she probably even sent marked the place as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Like all animals, most of the time they are all nice and cute but the other times they can be cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Nah
It's the Stig in a yellow Sparco racesuit and David Coulthard's helmet.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Nice one Earl!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Ta ginger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Oooh, very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# She may not see the funny side,
but I stand by my 'sticking her face to a wall' prank.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Well,
she certainly does not have an alibi.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Cheer up luv.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Up against the wall . . . honey !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# My, what a big nose you have...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Yes, my nose is large. Thanks for pointing that out.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That took me way too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Half a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Top Shoppery!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done! Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# She looks quite dissaproving...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# now, why didn't you just use this picture
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# ace!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I'm not sharing my coke with you
;D

nice shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# sulkyface sulkyface sulkyface!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# TO THE MOON!


Story
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Haha, Luvly!
That's a Wallace and gromit prototype.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Are you very young?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# are you grooming?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
#
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
This made me giggle. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# hahaha what
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaa awhwat?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# lol
that belt would be damn difficult with those arm too
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# show im wot for, constable barry!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# whaat?!
hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
a textbook response to buttons!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Operation Fiscal Stimulation! (ooh eer missus!)
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# This is teh good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# *squints*
I think it probably is funny, but i can't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Get glasses, loser.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Get a new 'u' for your words, AmeriLoser.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Tell me, then
where does a 'u' belong in that sentence up there? IT DOESN'T.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I didn't say it did.
Just saying, you spell coloUr wrong.

I could go on, but i don't want a list of words that Americans spell wrong.

Learn to spell, loser :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Pffft.
The reason we don't add the U is because we're lazy. I mean, come on, we're Americans. As lazy as you can get, dude. x]

So how are you, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I'm good and naked, you?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I'm home and sick.
:p


Well, not that sick. But I woke up with an awful sore throat so Mum let me stay home.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Louser.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# It benefits
from distracting the viewer from the borderline incrimination that you posted below and still haven't removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Put your toys back in the pram and then hide the thread or ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Lolitics!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# haha
top shit !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# haha ----these are excellent deals
can i order online?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# good stuff
has he got really massive blisters on the bottom of him toes??
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# is this SFW?
Ah...I see that's not, in fact, a full body shot of GB. Can we have a CFB please.

p.s. clickage! and huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Puff the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea.....

.cfb.

...but one day all the children stop believing in him and he died...



A doodle I did the other week at work...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# That is terrific!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Fucking stoners!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Muff the Pragic Dagon!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Aw, poor puff.
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Hoorah!
I love this. This is my new favourite best thing ever. I will never tire of this.

Until there is another lego album cover. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# ah, that critters fine, it's just an anorexic cry for help
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I was doing a photoshop of Jesse Jane as a naked robot....
but then I realized some goober would go NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! Then post a picture of Hitler.
So instead you get a little animation of a shy dog.
It's an awesome picture of Jesse Jane, but no sadly, no picshure for joo!

Keep watching him, he will look at you.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# You could always just link it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Alec Balwin = Comedy genius
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I assume you have been watching it then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Well ive watched the first 2 episodes and its funny already
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Tracy Jordan is now my favourite
tele character :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Who the fuck is he?
He's brilliant but ive never heard of him!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Nah, neither had I before.
I reckon he is prolly one of those people who came up through Saturday Night LIve....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# So, a wiseguy eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Get your fucking shine box!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# *gets*
What now!?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Shine my fucking shoes shoe shine boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Why am i looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Moar Jesse Jane.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Why is your dog looking at me...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Why am I squinting at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# coz you're shortsighted?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I'm Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# He's a beauty
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Why am I having sex with your mother?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# because your mum was out at work
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# AAAAH....Damn his eyes!
it's the hypnodog!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
# wh
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# this is the future
this is science

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I wish I had the face of a duck and body of a foxes tail
That would be bitching and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# It's pretty obvious to me that it's a duck with a t shirt on.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Ducks arent that fluffly
Foxies tails are
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Fluffy duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Is that Robopigeon Deluxe?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Nope, just a standard Mechabird 4000.
How's the Secret Project coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Slowly. It's difficult drawing 6 times smaller than the image you're adding to.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# very nice
needs more apocalyptic doom baboons with neutron rockets
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# For my 5000th, a naked picture of me with my cock out:

There's no actual penis, so i'll asume it's fine, but if anyone wants i'll link it. edit: If you're not a prick about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# congrats
but childporn?

also, nice cock
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# So VERY adblocked.
Congrats, kiddo.

163.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I bet you can't keep that up until the milestone.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I'm going to stop posting at 19,999.
Become a lurker. Settle down in the country. Masturbate and cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# How will we know when that is?
Your profile page is fucking insanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Ooh, the American Dream eh?
^ and to you, add &css=n to the end of the website, it cancels the css styles.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Thank you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# D :
nice one, conga rats!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# pfft
pea-cock more like
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Your lack of bird knowledge concerns me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# A PATHETIC first attempt.....so NWIOT.
Response to:-http://www.b3ta.com/board/8967628

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Not too bad
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Nice one.
I can't compete with that :-(
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# True
You can't compete with that. BUT you can compete with yourself. Keep going and going and noticing the flaws, then erase them. Over time and number of tries, you will be great.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I think that he can compete with me.
I am hardly the king of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# ah no no no
It's not about competing with you, me, human descent or anyone else. It's about pushing yourself forward I believe.

If other peoples works inspire you to be similar or better, then cool. But competing with others especially in photoshopping is kind of pointless. What can you win !?

Over time, I like to think that I have improved no end. I've not beaten anyone, I've made myself laugh and proud with some of my creations.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I tend to find that the work I enjoy most is the weakest.
Something will catch my hummus and I enjoy making it and only realise after posting it that it is probably only me that can understand why it was done (Mangosteen, for example).

Generally my FPs have been 2 minute quick and dirtys
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Not sure how this is different, so I'll post it and see.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I swear that these used to tile.
Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# 'tis a good first effort
Now take time to step back from it and check all of the places where you think it looks odd, from a background perspective.

Then next time, amend as necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# ^ learn from the master
So where *is* HumanDescent? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# haha
he's at home, naked under his clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# haha
strange and ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Haha 'grats
was going to photoshop that, but then decided I didn't really want it on my hard drive...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Congrats!~
micto would be proud
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# haha
self selfing cockfest badness

is this know as popping a glitter?

to create chlrid pron of oneself?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I heard it was AutoGlitter.
Sounds like a car product.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Congrats
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Our survey said:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I never fail!
I AM ALL OF TEH WIN.


Now eat shit and ammend your message.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Dude,
Even the inference of your picture is bad news for people at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# It's hardly childporn.
That's like saying showing your son's girlfriend naked baby pictures of him is forcing porn on her and she could do you for harrassment or whatever it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# This isn't your son's girlfriend.
This is the entire B3ta-browsing community of the world. And it's nothing to do with harrassment, it's about not wanting people like you who appreciate this site to get shit from their employers for looking at any naked children, visible genitalia or no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Isn't that what the 'hide' button is for?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Thats horrible
And so is the child
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Kiddie pron
very nice dear
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# He comes and goes......
(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# What a bastard!
I'd finish it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I can't stand him
I want the knight to cut his head off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# hmmm
which head!?!
(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# His only head.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# !?!
8 left
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# chop chop chop chop temporary vat reduction (HAHAHA like we'll see that fucker affect prices to our benefit) CHOP CHOP
what's happening?

I am fucked off

I may have to abuse someone today

I am feeling abusive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Abuse me, i like it!
Hello disc meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# hello rappolas! you little fluffy bunny of happy joy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Hello!
Are you ready for a naked picture of me?

I've even got my cock out and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# on a cold day?
with a brisk breeze nestling betwixt schlong and danglers?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# abuse him
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/70646/1227275093/gb.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# but if I upset him he'll suicide me
that's what they do to people who upset them

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# all of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# in order
first one, then the other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Cut his fucking knees of aswell, fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# yeah, with a fucking tit slicer
he'll know fucking pain then, the shitpuncher
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# You haven't heard?
There's some bloke with a seamsknight near him or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Who is the bloke?
b
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# No idea sorry, looks like my mate's stepdad.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# CUlture club reference?
I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# mr george has...
been apprantly chaining people up, or so bbc news says!
(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Is that Boy George?
Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Curry misspelling?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# dam the seams....
im eating my dinner
(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# dam indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Just fucking tell me who he is.
*Fetches the ointments*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# why do you mainlanders insist on wearing those ridiculous three quarter length trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# They're not just shrunk?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# How may I direct your call?

Click for sexysize (43KB)
.

My essay is nearly done! Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
/is only saying this because of your advice earlier....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Fair,
but am taking a break before the last push.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# OK then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# how long have you been on this essay?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# About a week now
It's in for wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Wow.
Just wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# IT'S BEN AFFLECK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I wondered why you looked so pleased!
I can see now!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# What's it about?
*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# The essay?
“Economic sanctions are an ineffective tool of diplomacy, and do more harm than good.” Discuss.

Doesn't that just fill you with enthusiasm and excitement?
No. No, it does not.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I have family in Zimbabwe
So I can see the point, just don't ask me to have anything meaningful or intelligent to say about it. Good luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Ta muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# It's all voodoo nonsense as far as this cat's concerned!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# i seen sanchez on the IT crowd
my fucking god,how did the writers go from fr ted to that peice of shit,oh yeah,they did big train too hahhahahaa
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# haha
corker !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# phwoooar!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Sorry
I spent my hummus on a couple of bollock jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Henry Henry Henry Henry!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# hitlery
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Adolphin Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Aquarian supremacy...... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Slick.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# since I'm on a roll
I want to roast this, to see if any of the evening shift get it.


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# COMING FROM MARS.
I GET JOKES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# the correct answer is
BUT STILL THEY COME!
dadda da dadda da
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Lol.
Roll - toast -toast - roll. I get this. Highbrow.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# but still they come
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# you win
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# have a seam
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Don't you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# hahaha yay Dolphins!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# 4rf!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# DIBS ON THE GOOD NOOB
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# haha
yey!

i shaved clean yesterday, for the first time in 3 years...my face is very cold.

Noon all! how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I'm growing a beard!
How do I get it to grow down the sides of my mouth?
Testosterone?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Lashings of wrestler's piss.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Testosterone is the key
You will get used to the itchiness of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I really hope it gets proper like.
My goal.

That's not gay to say is it? Rugby's well manly and stuff. No, it's not gay. Shut-up!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I know a man who p,lays rugby, and looks just like him.
Strangely enough, he is also called Sebastian! In fact, come to think of it, I might know Sebastian Chabal....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Faggot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# pfffft
good luck, you will be shaving it off when it starts to tickle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# That guy
would be more at home swinging an Axe on a battle field...puts in some awesome big hits...

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dnyipJmfsX8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# My cousin told me
"If you grow a goatee again, I'm writing you out of my will."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I did it for the first time in a week
and I'm marveling (as I do every week because I'm a lazy) at the smoothness of it.

*Edit* I'm warm as I turned the heating on for the first time this 'winter'
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I am cold also.
But not on my face as I have now decided to grow a beard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Want to be beard buddies?
We can spur each other on and give each other motivational pats on the back.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# No, I shall only be beard buddies with
real men who grow facial hair all over the bottom of their face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# YOU'RE SO DELETED ON FACEBOOK.
NO BATTERY. BYE.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# It won't be as nice as mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Will yours have flame red bits in it?
No? Well you are wrong then sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# no, as i am not ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Neither am I .
I just grow bright red hairs in my beard for some reason. But proper red I mean, not ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# ginger or you smoke
I have white bits in mine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Aye, I smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Cold, been working outside right next to a river
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Ah, so that is where you dump the bodies eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# the only body that would be dumped in the river would be my brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Hehe.
Googling Hitlery is interesting:

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=hitlery&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I googled 'Sanjeev' today
is it racist to be really amused by the result?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Probably.
Is it wrong that a man called Sanjeev looks just like Dixon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# wrong-larious
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# oh neat !
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Nicely done!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# woo woo yerself.
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# awesome
good job
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Hilterblends are fun...


what is the problem with Cr3ation.co.uk these days - slower than anything!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Koit: "he was running real fast. And then he stopped quickly, but the back of him didn't and it's now inside him "
Vet: "wtf"
Dixon: "lol tru story"
Koit: "I second this and I wasn't even alive."
Captain Lambkin: "I was there I saw it happen, really."
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# lol tru story
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
#
^I second this and I wasn't even alive.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I was there I saw it happen, really.
Also you can cut glass under water with scissors it's true.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Show your working
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# It's after 6pm I don't have to work!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Ttssattsr is a big willy but is also gay loads too.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# YOU'RE BANNED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
#
B T

Why thank you, I have caught the Sun.

I CAUGHT THE FUCKING SUN.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I'm slightly freaked out by this
does it strut or bounce?
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# He must fall over when he has a shit
You can tell on here when people have left work, it dies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Like a dead thing
in a dead museum
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# too true, too true
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# story of my b3ta life
I'm just starting work...


*slits wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa
*Click*

I dunno HOW you do this shit bud, but yer one of the best animal choppers on here.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Animal magic
fact
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# You use Photoshop or GIMP?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Photoshop
Although I do like to use gimps in personal matters.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I often wonder how to do it without affecting the background..
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# To do this sort of image
simply take the back end(including all background pieces) and bring them over towards the front. Then through careful use of the delete tool, you can merge.

Blending animal heads and bodies etc are a different kettle of fish. But they work in similar ways to that above.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Thanks for the advice, I'll give it a try first chance I get.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Personal gimps ftw
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# hahahaha
unique
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# haha
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I wish I could see this!
I'm on a laptop on a bus in the middle of nowhere and pics aren't loading!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# shout out
BUM

loudly.

It's how the internet works.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Haha they're all used to that!!
Still can't see this though. :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Ha!
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# woo-f!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Gordon Rameses
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Is this his alibi for not having an affair
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# has he been
putting his whisk into other peoples bowls?
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# yes
some author, think it was A A Gill
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# An affair: for the man who apparently has everything.
:-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# maybe I should buy that and change man to woman and send it to my ex
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I always suspect Rameses of being a dirty old bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Rameses was ODB in the Wu-Tang Clan?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Arf!
More wrinkles, more wrinkles!
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# The SAXO Rally Fish competing in the North Atlantic Rally.


I did some fake tilt shifting to make it look a little 3D. I quite like this it made me smile

Click for bigger to fry (104KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Fuck. Fuck. This is absolutely fantastic. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Erm... do you like it then?
The drawing that is...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Fuck. I love it. Fuck. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Okay, I just wasn't so sure, what with you being so non commital about it (-_0)
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Have you got it in mega large super ultra big style?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I can supply you with the two original PSD's it came from...
This one at the moment is onl;y 800-800 72dpi
the Original PSD with the fish has a larger fish on it... but only 600 - 600
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I don't
do psd. *stomps*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# aww what format do you want?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# *stresses*
I'll just have to tile it on my desktop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Resources:
Original fish
Fish in the sea
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Spawn FTW !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Quality stuff
:D
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *woah*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# heh heh heh
highly pleasing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Pea from last night:
Damn you B3TA! This is what you've made me!

*edit: apologies to all for breaking the no-repost rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
AARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I dunno what you are thinking pearoasting in a new thread....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I did think about it...
But I chose...poorly. I thought it'd be disrespectful to threadjack someone else's. Won't happen again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *peas from last night*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *bokes*
So this is why you wanted the candy teeth :D

Did you see the rest of my lego entries miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *roasts from months ago*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# NIce push !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# fuck that is good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Ah, back in the days where I actually drew stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# :-(
I miss your drawings.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I will draw more sometime. I've been telling myself I should.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Want some curls?
I'll curl it next weekend for my birthday anyway, I can take some photos for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Yes please. Strike a pose!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I've heard there's nothing to it....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Vogue
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# *does so*
*looks like a nana doing this with no music in the office*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Are you challenging me to a vogue off?
Is that what you're doing?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Isn't it always?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# \(-_-)/ My opening move The Epic Vogue...
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Beauty's where you find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Should I stop looking in other peoples bins then?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I threw my beauty out years ago
it had gone a bit funny and was covered in verdigris
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I found it in a laybay
on the Ballspond Road.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Were you the man in the fawn raincoat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# *dredges memory for RtH quotes*
I was the one accompanied by the over-80s nude leapfrogging team.

On our way to the Swan-Upping at Downham, followed by the Swan-Downing at Upham.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# you stuff now makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Corr! I figured it was just dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I have a broad sense of humour, from silly to very dark
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Well we all would
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Oh fine then
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# great this
if he'd been a carpenter it wood have turned out so different
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I saw this this morning....brilliant
a real spits coffee at monitor moment

click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# YAY
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Butt does he boogie?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I agree - F5 is king.
Why would you constantly refresh the root page though? You'd be vigorously stabbing F5 for days til some new content came up...

/Pedant blog
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ....Good point there
*damn*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Aaargh!
But *glee*... I can see my pic :D
*is ridiculously chuffed and grateful*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I made a similar pic (not sure i'll be brave enough to use it on a B3tard)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Meh!
What's the worst that can happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# They could hunt me down and kill me
but before killing me they could brutally sodomize me whilst forcing me to watch "Will & Grace".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# roflcocks!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah, it's good and all, but don't repost in a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# fuck off cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# bit
harsh?
(IPFreely, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# P69 doesn't really do beating around the bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Bless him.
You know where you stand with prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Minimum Safe Distance is recommended.
Only kidding Prodge!

Edit: Oh dear, as I suspected, he already put me on 'ignore'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Really? :-(
You're adorable, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Well, I know at lot of things I do annoy the hell out of him.
It's really not intentional, though.

Edit: Actually, I may be wrong about the ignore, well at least earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I think you're a lovely sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# You're very darling to say so...
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Nup. nowt to do with me. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
#
*peers out from behind chair*
Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Hello you 2 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hello!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *huggles in new jeans*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Sexeh.......
Very nice, too!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# :D
tra!!!! *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *snuggles up* it's YOU!
You lovely thing, you. Look at you there, all you-ish. Marvellous. Give us a twirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *giggles*
*twirls in new jeans*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I demand you come here so I can do the botty test.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Right, you two hooligans -
I'm outta here - G'night!

*hugs & waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Night love! *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Micha said they pass the botty test with flying colours
His actual (translated) words were "they make your arse look volumnous"

Which I guess means "yes your bum does look big in this"

But he likes it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Men with proper arses. This is a good thing.
My ex didn't have one. He had 'extremely upper thighs' that merged seamlessly into the base of his back.

*pats bottom*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# yay for proper bums :D
yeh, I knew a bloke who had a phantom arse like that. He thought he had a fantastic arse, when in fact, he had none whatsoever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# ....his name wasn't Nick, was it?
actually, gotta go. BIG love to the Dixypoos, for he is lovely bunchkin- also loves to the absent JPG and to the very present Ttssattsr (oh damn, that looks wrong)

Tra! xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# It wasn't, no.
T'was Jon.

Just to go onto further important details, when naked, one could see his starfish without him even bending over. No arse cheeks, you see.

Wasn't pleasant.

edit: Tra! x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Tata, wowowowowow. Kissy huggy smoochy smooch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Hello you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Argh!
How many posts are you replying to?

*is really confused*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# yes, I am!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# YOU'RE confused??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# 'lo lady :)

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hi Meester, cold as fuck up there?
It is down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# was in Stirling today for an interview and it was smashin' out
getting a bit nippy/freezy now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Aye, I'm not fancying my chances getting to the car in these heels.
(is stupidly wearing 4 inch stilettos today)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I wanna see.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# weet weel!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# vicious
but fair
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Nice, but reposting is naughty naughty.
It is nice though. If you'd posted this in an existing thread with a link to the first thread for it, I'd have made the effort to go back and click on it.

It IS good though, I'd like to see more please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Thanks for the kind reply
Will follow your advice in future :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *doffs tricorn* more'n welcome, squire
I've done it myself once or twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I saw it yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Have a snack . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# TASTY FEESH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# JA FEESH!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# reet, im off

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Play it like ya mean it . . . son !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# that......
is a tricky augmented ninth with a flattened fifth chord
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Yowser!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# so apologising makes it ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# BA-LACK OBAMA, innit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# so many happy faces
have one more:
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Things are lookin' up!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# if only it was funny
Why is Richard Hammond turning into a perverted alcoholic uncle?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Butt it IS fun knee.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Made me think of this again :D
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0ttW3CLrcHo

Also nice to know I'm not the only person who watched Paul O'Grady ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# The last time I watched it Henry Winkler was getting curiously maternal
over a man in an astonishingly good dinosaur costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# That utterly freaked the shit out of me!
How realistic was that?

Well, apart from the mens legs poking out the bottom....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I really, really want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I thought this also!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# there are videos of them on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Yeah, but you can't wear a video from youtube
down the high street can ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# yes you can
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Frankie Boyle is great, because he doesn't give a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Aye,
I started watching his live DVD today. He makes a very funny, but ludicrously sick joke about Lewis Hamilton and his brother :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# You know Lewis is gay and that he is only going out with her so his brother can shag her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Pfft!
I strongly recommend downloading the DVD....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# i will buy it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahaha, yes, I know the one you're talking about
*just remembered it myself*

The Shannon Matthews stuff made me cringe a bit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# HA ha ha!
Yeah, you're prolly right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this...
www.b3ta.com/board/8912734
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# It's the terrible floppy sideways haircuts everyone has now.
For goodness sake. They don't look good on the 18 year old boys in the Abercrombie and Fitch catalogues you're presumably getting them from, they won't look good on you.

not YOU. Although I think it might be a mistake to go down that route, Archster.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I tend to keep it short for a good reason
trendy and me tend not to go together, as anyone who has seen me will confirm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I've seen you, you weren't UNtrendy
but considering trendiness tends to be a bit shit, I'd say stick to the Archie style.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# He was going that way before the crash, now he has had the crash it seems to have speeded up the process
You just know at some point he is going to get done for either child porn or being pissed behind the wheel or both
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# what's happening here?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Just an udder day in the orifice.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I enjoyed that video of you on links earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# The one where I tell my kid to say 'FUCK OBAMA'?
I was coming off the smack-pipes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# What's all this then?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# It's something I made earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# His name's Dick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# IT TAKES A DICK, TO KNOW A COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)

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