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# All I can say is SORRY!


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(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# jesus to a child?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# careless whisper, surely
in darth's case
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Distrubing?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# haha!
he does it on purpose lynne
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# :)
then I like him even moore.
(waxdart hello., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Feel my spang!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# spang!
edit: Is that Harold Shipman behind the counter?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I clicked for better quality, but the joke was still the same ;)
afternoon, fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
So did I
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ;)
i'VE BEEN STOCK PILING, SO HOPEFULLY (OOOPS CAPS) there should be half decent one on the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# CTRL+F
feel
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Cor! Ace shop.
Do you know where it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Alderaan
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# damn....
Foiled again!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Alderon...
I think...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Dantooine.
They're on Dantooine.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# All sensible suggestions welcome............
...........................anyone? No? No. Ah well.
Wonder what I'll have for lunch.
There's something called 'Spice Soup' in the canteen which I'm not sure about.
Or maybe a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# :)
the Stand Out/minus Zero record shop in West London
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hmmm.
there's a shop in Camden, just before the bridge, that has a downstairs like this.

Also, there used to be a record exchange in, um, west london? Notting Hill, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Cos you gotta have faith...
Ooooooooo, I gotta have faith...
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# This has been done before
with that same middle pic, hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# The Glebe Farm, by John Constable
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# inspired
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ^ I've had her!
CwLoIoCoK
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Very nice. I love Constable :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Delightful!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ^ Quality
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I remember when you used to be this good ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha, cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# i'm tempted to click this comment...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# troubling thing is... So am I
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# actually, it is one of the best
(of a very good lot, i hasten to say)
actually, that was a good compo - brought out the best in a lot of people
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Yes, that was a very good compo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Pffft *straightens face*
*straightens face*
*sharpens violins*
*does pathos*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# East Bergholt ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# is that near colchester?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Fairly
On the Suffolk-Essex border, half way between ipswich and Colchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# masterpiece
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Wow
Very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# That is amazink!
I clicketh thee
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# party like a celebrity... yum


Click for bigger (280KB)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# for some reason it looks like an AT-AT?
must be the legs - or I'm mental!
(waxdart hello., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I find thee thought of that coming to life
and wandering around the room more than disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Can you help me find a pic?
This is bugging me now. I've seen a photoshopped picture in the past of what looks like american gansters, but their guns (or something) have been replaced with musical instruments. I had no joy with Google!
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# goodfellas?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# The London Symphony Orchestrated Crime?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# spasms?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# YES PLEASE YOU MEAN, MONTY
You terrible cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# yes please
spas me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# not to mention hes a rampant homosexual
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I told you not to mention that
when I raped your arse
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# im not a toilet trader
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# here it is
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
i like this muchly!
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# No clue sorry
You've probably just guaranteed no one will help by wasting a new thread with the request. Expect lots of abuse coming your way :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# well...
I'm prepared, I could make it up but posting an awesome pic - but alas my skillz are at home.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hainesey, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# just draw a cock on a kitten in paint
and ninja edit it in :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Can you not find the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# SHHHHHHHHHH
QUICKLY, COVER YOUR EYES AND PRETEND IT WASNT YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Perfect. A wasted thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ^ excellent
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# wow that's good
I tried again: the angle is not steep enough in the OP methinks..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# God damn you mother funksters!
Managed to find a tutorial for gimp but I haven't got the skillzorz
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# woo
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# looks familar
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# love these
I saw a few of these yesterday, top notch.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hainesey, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# fuck you
I want to do something with this pic; but I cant as its blocked. fucking websense!


farm2.static.flickr.com/1292/1262396828_2237440031_o.jpg


letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=This+is+bugging+me+now.+I%27ve+seen+a+photoshopped+picture+in+the+past+of+what+looks+like+american+gansters%2C+but+their+guns+(or+something)+have+been+replaced+with+musical+instruments.+I+had+no+joy+with+Google!
(waxdart hello., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# What are we...
Your go find a photoshopped picture in the past of what looks like american gansters, but their guns (or something) have been replaced with musical instruments monkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# It's like they think we're their photoshopping bitches or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# jab jab - cross
(waxdart hello., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# yey for fails
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# you've been lucky so far
the fail brigade isn't around
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Every time you fail a kitten looses it's innocence
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Bindun?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# It's too late, because he's seen everything
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Whahaha
nice wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# haha :)
bindun? not that I've seen
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# arf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Haha nice :)
I'm going to see Patrick and Sir Ian in Waiting For Godot next year. \o/

*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# RIS but...
Arf
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Pfft!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# pfffft
oh deary me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# He has to have his big square helmets specially made
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I was going to do a quivering lower lip,
but then realised I didn't have a program that can do Gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Pfftt... he looks like he took a full on spanging...
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *resists telling the Frankie Boyle joke so he doesn't ruin it for fannycraddock*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# whisper it to me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# * listens*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Just download the torrent tonight :D
You will not regret it at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Good Whoop Whoop
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# only shopped images please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
can't see what's been done here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# He comes from a village called Twynholm
Which is home to Britain's only Jaw Squarening Press

He got trapped in it as a bairn.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# do they not have a david coulthard museum there?
a concept which sounds entirely ludicrous
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Indeed they do
but I have never visited it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ...perfect for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
#
Arf
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahah that took me far too long!
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Hehehe
The beardedwife came up with the idea for cards over t'internet 8 years ago when working in Clintons.

We have to turn off the MoonPig adverts as it makes him angry and sweary.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# And this week's prize goes to...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I dont know why,
but everytime i hear that advert jingle, all i can imagine in its place is #fuckpiiiig#, thanks to that b3ta member.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Haha
Sorry, took me far too long.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I can't believe I've discovered subtlety
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I'm guilty
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Lucky it wasn't the turnips they were looking at...
Root vegetables or rooting vegetables?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ha ha!
stealth goatse!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# piss
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I see goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hahahaha
why is his nob the only green courgette tho?

also, I can see that subtle goatse and 50ft woman ;)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# oh yeah!
more pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# pffft
hibernating in veg stalls ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# goatse 70p
bargain
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ha ha Fantastic
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# arf
But it should really be in magenta
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I love the detail in this - Woo

Oh and Noon All!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# whahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Have I seen this before?
It's very woosome but I'm sure I have.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# O_o
b3ta.com/search/board?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.b3tards.com%2Fu%2F2615c2beb0116b81c854%2Fcourgette_twmc_copy.gif

I can't see anything's changed....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ooh a nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# haha nice
also: I didn't want to make a new thread for this:

I had a go at the tilt shift ting: (needs practice)

If anybody wants to pea theirs, I would love to see them..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# awwww
shweeeet :)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# That's pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I love these!
Woosome enough for it's own thread too!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# am i going to hull?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hahaaha
top shop.

she looks tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# only if you fucked it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# would....
does that make me a bad person?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Yay
woo! Kwality
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
#


a tuesday morning doodling

edit: pfft, the least time I've ever spent on a post and the first time I've made it onto the popular page.

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I liek this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# cheers :)
trying a different style out
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Clickety fookin click!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# thanks :)
I guess I should only spend 5 minutes on everything I post
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# "Jokes are better than technique"
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# yeah, otherwise,
noone will reply.

sad b3ta fact
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# on the day that I was born
the sparrows all decided
that I was going to make their dreams come truuuuuuue
so they sprinkled bird shit in my hair
and told all their mates to nest in my face tooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Haha
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# tak!
is Polish for thanks... I think.

Zakopane Zakopane Zakopane ! The Warsaw see saw song!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It's Polish for yes
/dated a Polish girl for a bit blog
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ... hhmmmm
that makes more sense...

TO POLAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
#
moje mleczne szejki sprawiaja ze wszyscy chlopcy wychodza na podworko...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# O_O
I only dated her for two months, I didn;t pick up that much of the language. Something about milk?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
I got my Polish colleague to type it. I think that's what it says...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# And swedish, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I've never learnt any swedish
always fancied learning Russian though
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I will probably end up singing this now
and people will think that I'm strange and they will chase me down the street with sticks and they might stop to look at the display in the book shop but that won't hold them for long.

It's at least partially your fault. But I forgive you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# It could be worse
I've had the theme from Chorlton and the Wheelies stuck in my head for days
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# IT COULD NOT BE WORSE
unless it's the same amount of worse but for longer, that would be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# put this on loop
and place a leech under your tongue to dissolve slowly

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_isj1c3mag
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Laaaaaa
La la la laa...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# do do do doo
da da da daa
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# how marvellous :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# \o/
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?

or "Trees with Tits" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Both
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# yay
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Shit it's Tuesday!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Arrgggh!
*runs around for a bit, falls over, asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Is that the song from MirrorMask?
this one
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# What's mirrormask?
edit: I now want to see Mirrormask :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# well was it?
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# yes
although I had the Carpenters original playing on the radio when I switched the PC on this morning
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# i want to be...
a tree
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# wish granted
*gets out chainsaw*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *topples in your direction*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# gah!
always thinking two moves ahead

*shakes angry fist*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha
velly good
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# cheers sprout overlord
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Lunacy!
:D
(Cloudane, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha!!!
wicked! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# hahahahahahaha.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 3:35, archived)
# I really don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :D nicely shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# is this total mind pissage?
or did you see my pic down there v?

woo btw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ha, maybe, its close
Owl Bikini - Hoot-ini

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Hehehe
I like.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ace!
Does he hover like orco from he-man?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Or cower like Porto from Yemen?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# this is good
you have skills beyond that of a mortal person
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# i like it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Aherm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Triffic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Phil Collins wasn't in U2! :P
Just for that you can have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Oh shit!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant


you handsome chap, you

*edit* Quick Straw Poll: hands up all those b3tans (male) who aren't clean shaven at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ooooh
you charmer you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# \o/ always
plus a sort of 3 musketeers tache and beardy bit combo at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# photos
also

who actually shaves at all during the week?

/scruffy blog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# en-guarde
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Isn't that Porthos?
Lully tache goatie combo there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hehehe
A mate of mine had face fuzz like this. He also had the curly mass of hair to go with it. All he needed was the hat and he could have stepped out of a Three Musketeers novel.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Oh I say!
Confession - I actually bought the Mail on Sunday this Sunday. Purely because the free DVD (a la TGA cover) was the Three Musketeers. The really cool version with Michael York and Ollie Reed. I was burning with shame going round Morrisons with my illicit Mail stashed under a copy of the Observer.

The worst thing is it's the Four Musketeers next week. I'll have to buy it again X(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# erm
theive the DVDs

problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# dirty tea leaf
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# do you wear leather chaps and shit too
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# only when I'm out having sex with men
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# me. full beard
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# me!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I shaved this morning
but I need to again.....

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *raises hand*
I'm an oik, and proud of it
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# \O
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# \o.
beardy wierdy to the fore.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# scruffy stubble here too
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Utterly lame goatee here
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I love my beard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# /hasn't shaved for two years
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# this thread is pure porno for wimins
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Only if the stubble is over two days growth
anything less, you're only good for sanding the bannister.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# i am most proud of my kung-fu tasche
it currently reaches my chin, but i have no intention of stopping yet!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I'm never clean shaven
i just look too odd when I am
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# :D that's a decent sized bowl.
I'd eat carbonara out of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I'd eat cake and ice cream out of it
with smarties mashed in, and a flake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Not smarties from now, though, they're horrid.
GIVE US BACK OUR E-NUMBERS.

Rolos, put rolos in. And foam nanas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Smarties now are fucking gorgeous!
they're a much richer chocolate, its am aces!

However new rolos are rubbish and squidgy, I demand chewier old rolos!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Bleurgh. They taste like they've been in the back of the cupboard for the past few years.
Revels then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Can anyone reveal what the new revel flavour is
and which one they got rid of?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# it was raisins that replaced peanuts
the bastards


or have they done it again?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# They were running a competition
to vote for the revel you want to go (or vote for the one you want to keep and the one with the lowest votes lost) and then they'll replace it with a new one.

I had suspicions the raisins would go and be replaced by peanut. i.e. returning the revel world back to it's rightful equilibrium.

Edit: News Here

Edit Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/8969780

Thus proving that the adage "Look it up your damn self" has never been truer.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# eeeeuw! Revels have the shitty raisins in them now
no chance! its worse than getting a coffee one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Coffee are the best ones, you mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Avert your eyes dear Captain
Coffee replaced by Strawberry
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# so its now
Orange, Toffee, Malteser, Chocolate RAISIN AND STRAWBERRY?!

It's the fucking apocalypse!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Fucking bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Rolos stuffed with Polos
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# You crazy motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# well - it would be immposible to do it the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I went to a milkshake place in Liverpool the other day
that makes milkshakes with sweets and stuff in. Thousands of combinations!

If the urge really took you, you could have a milkshake made with those marshmallow shrimps, pears and marmite.

Just saying.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# that's some niiiiice tableware :D
have a very big woooooooo and a click
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
Are you noticing a pattern here for teh compo? Me and my Mac Photo Booth?
That's my 'weekend leftovers dish' for teh din dins ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Pffft.
this is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] What's The Story Evening Glory?


Click for bigger (167KB)

My mate Julio (for it is he) insisted we recreate the iconic Oasis cover on a recent stag night in Soho.
(Capo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Nicely done!
In other news, I am now watchng Tinselworm and it is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Wait till you get to the end.
Fucking AMAZING ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I hope so :D
I loved teh opening projections on the rear screen :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Promise.
If you don't love the end, you've got no soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# He is a lot more political in this than I remember
him being before....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# No bad thing, I love a topical joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Oh yeah,
just not what one would necessarily expect from Bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# How are you acheiving this???
Never mind, I didn't realise it was out already.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Through Science and illegal activity!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Oooh...
Naughtiscience!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I was about to say
I bought it in tesco last weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# *writes down*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Get that and Frankie Boyles show!
If you thought he was wrong on Mock the Week, You will not believe how rude he is live :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Only if they're on surfthechannel
I can't download another thing!... not even a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I reeeeeeeally want to see the Boyle show
But I'm seeing him next month and don't want to ruin it. It's sitting on my computer and everything D:
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# You are in for a super treat!
The man is sick! But fucking hilarious with it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# RIS?
RIS i'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# some shite band
with a talentless tosser fronting them.

I think.

EDIT - which detracts nothing from the quality of the recreation of the album cover, which is ace!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I've been listening to Peel shows from the early 90s.
They had some band from Wigan called Verve (before they were forced to add 'The') with a song called All In The Mind. That hit the spot. Everything Oasis wished they were.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Ace.
For some reason, when I opened the page, it conflated this with the owl from down \/ there. I had the night scene with a flashing bird of prey perfectly aligned in the bottom left-hand corner.

It was rather good. I wish I had the skills to recreate and post it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I've heared there are some nice hooters out in the forest


Click for bigger hooters!

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# YOU CAN GET CHARLIE BROWN PANTS?!
*excited*

this is woo, you crazy diamond.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# La Senza
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Ah, never mind then.
I don't buy underwear from them, they're lying gitfaces and the trollops who work therein always judge me for having an expansive bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# how much is it?




Oh, ExpAnsive...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# £600 per cubic gallon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# No glare, Mister freebly. I gives you discount.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# And do you get wafers with it?
tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Wafers, toffee sauce and sprinkles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hey, we make the rockin' world go round
/Always wanted to own acreage, just never thought it would be on my butt
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Go and find some big black chaps.
I used to live in a part of my town that's got the carribean community in it, and there's nothing better for arse self confidence than walking past a load of chaps who suck their teeth as you walk past and ask you to bring your backside back again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Sexy undies with childrens cartoon characters is just wrong.
Jessica Rabbit on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I've got She-Ra pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# But are they pants, pants
or frilly knicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Boyshorts.
Frilly knickers should not have cartoons on, but then I'm the kind of anal idiot that keeps her day-to-day underwear and lingerie seperately.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Damn, I was hoping the hooters would actually be bigger!!
Woo still though!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# he's a card isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Don't you even dare Monty, you know you think she's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# needs more tits
more biggah
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Picky, picky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I like big tits
and I cannot lie
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Aw, bless.
If you were mixed race and dready, you'd be the wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# racist
*edit* I'm Jewish but with a lot of Russian in me, and my hair is dirty

I'm sure that qualifies
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I'm sure we can swing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *refuses to wash hair until queened by the Captain*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Try explaining that one to Mrs Cunt....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# you always bring me crashing back down to earth
*weeps for the bottom he will never fondle*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# "fascinators" are just the craziest piece of headwear I think I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Is he talking to himself?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# HaHaHa!
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Ummm....
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ROTFEL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# LOL LOL LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# 'I bet you never thought you'd get your cock blown off for me!'
Glees the queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ning all

Here's today's non-event.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ..... de chocolat?
Merci!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# No wait! That's not...
*dodges shattered tooth fragments*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# i'fhm goffn d fchkn KFHLL oo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I tried to warn you!
*officeLOL*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *chucks the pointier of the tooth shards*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Aargh! My face!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Nicely shopped
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Errrm....
Sorry but I ris.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I was afraid this might happen
There's a new Disney film out called Bolt which is where the medal comes from and that bloke is Usain Bolt of ridiculously fast Olympic fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Ahhh Thank you!
Is Bolt any good, do you know?
I've gotta take kids to see something soon and I'm well out of touch.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Can't tell you for sure as I ain't seen it.
Premise sounds promising though.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Edit: Ok, ok. I'm going to piss off and do some work now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# horse face
for the win
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Living "Spitting Image" puppets
I'm scared of that woman's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# TEEFS!
TJ: I think I've overdosed on grapes. Damn procrastination!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Have some more herons:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I know it's rain
but it's nice to imagine the streaks are motion blur, due to me falling off one of those cranes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Poor Wow.
Are you pining for something?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# er...Holland?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# The Lowlands Of Holland?
They've certainly claimed my destiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# YOu are The Levellers
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *is disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I'm a constant disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I'm an a-vowel'd surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# the Fjords.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# PINING for the FJORDS?!
What kind of talk is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on it's back.
Remarkable bird, in't it, squire?
Lovely plumage!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Herons? Surely, they are rails...?
Only kidding! Nice slanty rain action, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# thanks
I like rain
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# merci also
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Norty Dukie...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# pfffft
hey Ninj, what do you use for making anim's?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Just Photoshop...
...that's why all my anims are a bit shit :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# bett0r then mine
I use cs3...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Was he in the police?
Looks like the long arm of the law to me...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# haha
I Don't do anims... pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# He he
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# heh
also: can someone who has been playing around with photos to make things/people look miniture tell me what the technique is called? so i can find a tutorial...
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# tilt shift
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# ta thx
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Her: "Child!"
Him: (sotto voce) "Am not!"
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# The bulging eyes on that woman just make me laugh uncontrollably
Mind if I right-click?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# No, although I don't know why you are doing, or why you're asking me.
:D I'm sure XL won't give two hoots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Bugger, sorry, clicked wrong ID
Forgive me, XL, I clicked in appeasement. Thanks Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Thank you muchly Shazzoir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Also:
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice car.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Smiles as a faraway look comes into my eyes...
I love her to bits, thanks! Built for comfort, not for speed, though she is pretty handy when I ask it of her.

/love my cars
//like other people liking them too! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# 'tis lovely!
Do you have the pic that's redexing still?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hmm, I have a huge assortment of pics of my car *
*am I now pathetic? will see if I can fix that RedEx shortly. Thanks for the heads-up, XLVII
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Cheers Captain!
'Ningles.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Ningling, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# the queen loves a roast


*edit* made smaller just in case it gets FP'd
it's been 2 years now
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# dirty queeny!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
One has just pissed ones self :D Oh and gosh, one *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Ha ha, lovely!
It's as if you can see into a woman's mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# and she has just made her mind up...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# That is a very scary image you've just called up
Please don't say anything about the Royal 'wee'
/snort
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Urgh, what an unpleasant prospect.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahah
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahah the roast.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
rampant, she is. RAMPANT.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# The queen is a slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Surely "Did, did, didn't, did, one definitely did, repeatedly, did, did, now which end did he take?"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# she loves a beefeater in the evening
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# probably
would...
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Elizabeth!


ning all :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fuck, I love that.

Edit: 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! SmoothAsCream Canis Servo Regina, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Vewy Noice :)
Ningles.

EDIT: Woo plates have gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# woo plates?
oic- welcome no-so-n00bie
feel free to inflict psychological damage on all future n00bs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I think this is sick and disgusting
and sick and disgusting and sick and disgusting and sick and disgusting and sick and disgusting and and and and *explodes*

*reads Daily Mail*
*resets*

and sick and disgusting and...

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired
of being told....etc.

I'm certainly not. But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

/so there!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I'd like to ask the panel what changes they would make if they were Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Ha ha!
Legend
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Haha! :)


(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# pfft!
congrats on fp! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo Mr Cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# haha
reminds me of that great Absolutely sketch (which I can't find on YouTube at the mo)


(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Don't worry...

...Bill Murray :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# *fears*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# oh my god
*hides behind chair*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
Nicely 'shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *wibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha duckbill murray
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Lost in compression?
What is the world coming to?

It's come to Peter Stringfellow in a pin-stripe suit and glasses giving evidence to the Culture Committee about lapdancing clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I just saw that
and I couldn't help but say "cunt" out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Bobbybobbybobbybobbybobby
Ace film. Fearsome shop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

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