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# 'Ave it you muhfuhz:


CFB

Pt II

Pt I
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# eep
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Nice...
although I think some rain effects would add atmosphere in these.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# eeenterestink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *hears a noise in a dark alleyway*
*wanders down it*

"Hello? Hello? Is there anyone there?"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# What-ho, Mr Chav!
Tell me, have you even the faintest inkling as to the identity of your father? No? Wonderous.

Oh my wallet? I don't think so, young ruffian. ON GUARD! *brandishes pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# A fight - hooray!
*brandishes scalpel*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# is it meeeee you're looking fooooor
?
/Lionel in an alley
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# cover it up, Lionel - nobody wants to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# *waggles it about*
*starts to chase you with it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *rings the IWF*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# need more rain :)
b3ta is becoming a darker place... I might make something insipid and bright to redress the balance... or I might not. I probably won't.

Your dark reign shall remain unchecked for another day.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :D
Oh good. You were getting far too fluffy there for a minute ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] F*cking aliens
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Oooh that's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# *curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Woo
Fucking aliens with frikkin' lasers!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# oooooh-laaaaaaaaaaaa
*comedy whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# War of the Worlds FTW
Edit: Woo, you clever chap!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# The chances of Clangers coming from the moon
are a million to one, they said.

But still they come.

*swannee whistle noises*

Killed by the humblest of Earths creatures - Soup Dragon Germs
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Well, it's very woo, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to mindbleach it out of my head :S
*is scared*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# My sister and I used to dare each other to look at the Geoff Taylor illustrations inside the album sleeve.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# My brother used to torment me with them
And play the album REALLY LOUDLY so I had to run to the end of the street to escape it :(

*books therapy sessions*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# OOOOOOO_LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# that's, like, totally fucking woo
TOTALLY

I'm going to love this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Fantastic :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# That woman in pale green...
... freaked me out as a kid. It doesn't show too well here, but she's looking straight out of the page at you...

Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Ooops, I did anagram...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Hehe
Those women were in the nip!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha
Aren't 'Priest near by spin your breast' Britney lyrics?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
#
*lip syncs the word "yes"*
*badly*
*stomps around pretending to dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# it's
*stomp left leg*
*slide hand across front*
*stomp right leg*
*slide hand across front*
*turn, stamp, turn, stamp*
and repeat.

Trust me, I had to do one of her fucking dance routines at school. (edit: and almost gave myself whiplash doing the lookleftlookright thing)

In other news, I was sick down my front this morning like a baby.

editedit: and I have a typical me photoshop for later!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# :(
poor pet lamb

*hugs*
*checks for sick*
*hugs harder*

are you feeling better now? Are you at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I am. I feel like shit, but I've got stuff to do.
I might go home in a bit when I've finished my letters if I still feel this shaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# All the cool kids are ill today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# My mum now thinks I'm pregnant.
If I am and showing this early, I want a medal or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I wish I was ill
... oh wait *cough* I am a bit

*is cool*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# well - get it done and fuck off home and play MGSIV with a blanket
and a lemsip ... also post your pic then you are relieved of your obligations and may dispatch Crying Wolf with enthusiasm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# You can have a preview
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/queenofevil.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# !
HA HA HA ... that's awesome. I'd send it to my Granddad if he was still alive; he fucking hated her.

I think this is the best one of these that you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *bows* took long enough.
Thanks pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I'm sure it took fucking ages
but it was worth it - says he who did nothing but look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Ahhhh, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# no problems
I'm a pretty safe bet for being complimentary about your stuff... it's probably the tatas that do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# right
I'm off to Staff Development - I hope you go home and you feel better.

Take it easy

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# See you chap
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Wow, love it!
I'm sure it'll be even better once you Photoshop the witch.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D cheers me dears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Good to see the standard of British education hasn't slipped.
Unfair! Now I want a baby sick on me!
'ningles Teh Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Excuse ME senor, but I went to one of the best states in the country
it was part of my PE lessons for a while.

Lynda Bellingham went to my school. Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hehehe
So I was making a jab at British education and you're tried to defend it by saying that was happening at one of the best ones?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Dance does happen at a lot of schools, ducky.
Especially the all-girl ones. It's a way of them trying to get us to like PE.

Luckily for me, I got glandular fever and didn't have to do it for my last year. SUCCESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Probably one of those la di da modern ones
Where science isn't taught by the RE teacher!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Miss Gibson'd have been shit at science.
I had Mr Taylor, Mrs Neill and Mrs.... something for the sciences, bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Well Mr. Taylor would have been my first choice too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# He was AWESOME
looked like a spy, knew exactly how to deal with 30 teenage girls all at once, very excited about caesium.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I may have said this before, but at my school you could elect to take Science
or Farming... that's why there's so many farmers in Weardale who don't believe in gravity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I'd have liked that.
Or equine studies, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# There wouldn't be any text books.
Just links to Deagostin site:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :D
I'd have loved it though. Back then I actually HAD a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# no - not equine studies
crop rotation, what a corn looks like, how to shoot a fox... which God to pray for for the best Radish harvest, who to sacrifice for a good apple crop... things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# No, I know the difference
but I'd have liked equine, or at least something a bit rural considering where I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# yeah
but I'd also like to know about science as well
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Gravy lady.
And apparently that girl that's in Little Dorrit. Although from this she'd have been in my year or the year above and I don't bloody recognise her.

Hang on. I went to school with 1260 girls. Aha.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Bisto woman/All Craetures Great and Small wife/Porn star:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I should probably watch more porn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Is that humanly possible for you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# More of a Britney Mantra.
BRITNEY SPEARS, PRIESTS NEAR BY, SPIN YER BREAST,
BRITNEY SPEARS, PRIESTS NEAR BY, SPIN YER BREAST,
BRITNEY SPEARS, PRIESTS NEAR BY, SPIN YER BREAST...

It's what got her where she is today!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# who's the bird? she looks familar
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Look at you monitor when saying that - not the sodding mirror you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Milk monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# If she will let you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# yeah i am...who is she? :S:S:S:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# YO MAMMA!
/burned.blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Spears innit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# that is britney spears?
bugger me. she's got a bit rough...

edit: *thunk* anagram :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# It's just her face
no idea who's chebs they are
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# i suppose they're the more important bits.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I think someone may have utilised the power
of digital image manipulation software
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# never?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# and may I take this opportunity to praise you on your observation skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# yeah why not...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Congratulations on your observation skills.

* My work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# thank you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# not the sharpest today are you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# alas it seems not.
i've had an off week.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ting and ting
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
# It was moider!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha Yes!!
Clanger Doomsday Device!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hey the clangers used to swear! on bbc childrens shows!!
i shall call mrs carthorse, i am appalled...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# has anyone
pearoasted the Ku Klux Klangers yet?
(Andy Crane Arse Magik, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Posthumous knighthood, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Wake up and see this thing that I bring
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Damn right!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Noooooooo!
Bagpus is dead too?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# lovely
evil queeny teasing the poor kitty with a sword
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# haha.. caption time
"What does one do with this thing?"
*prod*
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Or, "and where dose one what this so hard?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# and that's not the first time she has poked her pussy!

N I N G A L L !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# it would almost be worth the bet otherwise.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor old Bagpus....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Yes indeed, and about time too.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:39, archived)
# woo!
he also have a ferret shadow, look closely
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)
# aaaaw poor clanger!
There's a simple cough test you can do if you're in any doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] is it for chesty coughs?



*edit* Say it over and over...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)
# :D
although it was alway pshhhhhhh-ti-cuff to me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# well, yes, but where's the cough linctus joke in that eh?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Have you tried sucking a sailor off for it?
Oh hang on.....
Fisherman's Friend! I always get that wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)
# er..... something dirty about nighht nurse?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Is it cunning linctus?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# You hear the Stephen Fry/QI one about the Listerine slang?
Listerine meaning to not like Americans. The logic being that in rhyming slang an American is a septic so if you don't like them you're antiseptic and Listerine, obviously, is an antiseptic.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
I would also like to fifty quid you promised for setting that gag up for you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)
# :D
Freebs posts - the better way to start the day (at work -- after you've had a cup of coffee and some porridge and a cup of tea...)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# pun!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)
# where?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# never mind that, where'd that new person go?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# what new person?
you mean the one with the fridge fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:54, archived)
# there was an animation just now
it was a nice one
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)
# ^this^
it was possibly a girl saying hello to you.

I said hello and she ran away. Same old story.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Did she talk to me?
Oh, I missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# sorry I meant bobs
no, no one talks to you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I knitted a Clanger once
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:51, archived)
# you say knitted
but that's not what the police called it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# No, they refered to it as "willful wool entanglement"
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)
# I know the feeling...........
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# We're going to see this a lot this week are we?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Pfffttt...
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 7:59, archived)
# when this one will have kittens,
let me know
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)
# nice work sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)
# hello chap!
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:19, archived)
# I'm not so bad thanks
I'm saddened by the imminent loss of Woolies

I have fond memories of working there as a Saturday lad in Sixth form

:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:24, archived)
# awww
in loving memory, get down there and rape the shelves of cheap tat that you can give to loved ones this Festive holy time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:27, archived)
# yay robots
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)
# With frikkin' lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Baby Bagpuss!!
Cute
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Well that's a nice thing to log on and see.
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Can someone host it on b3tards?
I need cheering up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:29, archived)
# Not mine to host.
Ask young Master Ollis.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:31, archived)
# I've put it on t'blog
happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Awwww
Proper lovely that is. Thanks Toast. Have a kitteh in return.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:33, archived)
# *blubs uncontrollably*
click
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:31, archived)
# :)
*passes hankie*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)
# *blows heavily*
I can't decide if its sad or joyful though...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)
# it achieved the desired efffect then :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaw ikkle baby bagpuss! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# morning Mr P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
I appear to have something in my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# wasn't it you who said...
"not real Bagpuss! does not like!
sorry, I have a reaction against all the toys and figurines that always completely fail to capture Bagpuss' likeness"

How far the mighty have fallen..
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I'm sorry, are you trying to call me a hypocrite or something?
While I am in no way denying I can be a hypocrite, find me a human being who claims not to be to some degree or another and I will call them a liar, this isn't one of the plastic toys or figures that I was refering to.

My comment last night was about how the toys failed to capture Bagpuss' look or feel and were therefore quite ugly and obnoxious to me in the way that things that are callously cashing in on something often are.

I'm sorry you took my critique of merchandising so badly, especially as it wasn't aimed at you at all.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# dude... relax.. jeez..
why so serious?

i was just messin with ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# if you're messing it helps to put a ;) after the comment
I thought you were being serious
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Labelling our posts now,
are we?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Heh, wow.
You have missed the point completely.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# This is lovely
*click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I think there's something wrong with this image
'cos looking at it is making my eyes all watery.
;(
(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# awwwwage!
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *sniff*
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Thankyou
for this! Awesome and yet saddening :)
(Lord Volodor funny til sum1 hurts themself, then its hilarious!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Fluff!
Apparently Mrs D doesn't think this is the sort of thing to be showing a pregnant lady, as it makes them go all blubbery. Well done sir.
(psd eats stuff. Often., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# With all due respect,
This is fucking awful!

I suspect it will be in an email from the intolerably humourless girl in accounts by next Wednesday, it is that bad.

Fucking snap out of it and give us an OP zombie, you maudlin cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I must heartily endorse this
seriously, b3ta, what the fuck are you up if you think this wank is actually any good?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Yeah...
I was wondering what was going on.
(LokiMD, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# It would be fine I reckon
trimmed to be just the cat. It's the text (and the stomach bug) that makes me retch.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] bagsie
(jibberish, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Is it wrong to find that arousing?
Great first post!
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Is it wrong to find that arousing?
Thanks ;-)

Anyone can shed a tear in any way they see fit
(jibberish, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# This is retching awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] RIP

Repost for compo
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 7:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Re-post for Comp?
* Looks... Oh Buggery Bollox... another shitty challenge...

* All respect to Mr Postgate though

EDIT: Do you think I can enter this? www.b3ta.com/board/9011386
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 7:57, archived)
# im never sure what to think of tribute compos
especially because i (typically) have never seen their work. but then again a challenge of "bill leak* fell of a balcony last week**, make him feel better" wouldn't have gone down well either.

*one of aus best political cartoonists and portrait painters
** actually a few months ago

edit: entering a puppet? what ever does it for you...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:02, archived)
# This is not the greatest compo in the world.
This is but a tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)
# * Starts humming Led Zeppelin and dancing round the office
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# As much as I never wished death upon the guy
His cartoons weren't that great. I mean, he came out with one pretty much every day for fuck knows how many years, but I'd hardly describe him as an influence.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Isn't that the same as JJ does?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry] repost thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
# That's actually quite clever & deserving of more attention so.....
.......*Clickety*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:48, archived)
# teehee v woo
woo! woo!
(Harry Monk, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hey b3ta dot com interenet board messageboards forum website


i drew a picture of a penis!!!!!!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:09, archived)
# your mom fucked a beaver
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:09, archived)
# she had big tits...
...(secret snicker).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:12, archived)
# Still thinking about these.
The temple drawing direction is easy, yet there may be
more use out of this odd lot. Tempted to do a chapter
or so of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lords_of_light
but I've already done a short Zelazny based comic. Hmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:18, archived)
# I did it!

(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 6:45, archived)
# you just drew a penis going straight through his head
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Hence
the shocked expression...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I love these mouse fellas
i look forward to them every morning.
(Cock Piss Partridge Couldn't give a shit who Virgilio Anderson is., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# and a fine penis it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:09, archived)
# i traced my own to make it more realistic!!!!
lol!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:10, archived)
# yeah, but if you want to improve your style
you need to pay more attention to people who get shit tattoos on their backs, and people who draw the same fucking demon over and over without variation.

Because they are artists, and they know whereof they speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:15, archived)
# oh shit yeah
im working on a piece right now called "demon devil skull with wings that are on fire they are like bat wings and angel wings and it has devil horns and a halo at the same time because that is clever".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:28, archived)
# That's a great start
but you also need to take time out of your busy schedule to harrass teenage girls because you don't like the way they draw, even though you are well into adulthood and should know better.

THAT is big and clever, and will make you a true ARTISTE. With a capital F.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:35, archived)
# aww c'mon...a toast!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:11, archived)
# what is the malted liquor?
what gets you drunker quicker?
what comes in bottles or in cans?
BEER!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:14, archived)
# I suggest you sell it. Sell more dik!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:13, archived)
# it's not a forum... IT'S NOT A FORUM...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:15, archived)
# HOLY WOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 6:25, archived)
# That's not a penis - THIS is a penis!


NING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 7:03, archived)
# bunnehs?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# And he said it was shit.
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:37, archived)
# ha...
...you always did have a way with words.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:45, archived)
# Don't believe any of them.
They're all liars, I'd never do anything like that to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)
# o'rly?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)
# oh oh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:06, archived)
#
pages.cs.wisc.edu/~kovar/hall.html?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# -_-...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Pfft!
A fail to the first order, and to last on the CS quip.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# rabbit rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:57, archived)
[challenge entry] It's what he would have wanted...



RIP good buddy
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:13, archived)
# HEY
HOW'S THAT SHIT TATTOO ON YOUR PASTY FAT BACK GOING?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:17, archived)
# what kind of tattoo?
I need to know in order to mock accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Imagine a blind retard with parkinsons used a blue biro to draw a "gothic" pattern on a fat man's back.
It's about ten times shitter than that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:37, archived)
# oh, ok.
so it's a pretty typical tattoo then.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:44, archived)
# what shops do you go to?...
...nevermind!.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:47, archived)
# I'm not a fan of tattoos.
I think skin makes a lousy canvas.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:02, archived)
# a very watchful bird
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 3:22, archived)
# *watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:00, archived)
# what up!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)
# N'much, hangin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:36, archived)
# me too... for a little while...
...i haven't seen the Rap-man around lately... did he get sacked?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:41, archived)
# He mentioned he'd be in and out for a few weeks.
Life things needed catching up on, and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:44, archived)
# i hear ya...
...too much shit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:48, archived)
# High Cockalorum!!!
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Well, this is certainly one way to hypnotise someone
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)
# excellent!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)
# I had a Bunny in my brain, now it is in yours.


Click for bigger (88KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh get it out!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
# It's only been an hour..... looks whats in your brain now....
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 3:02, archived)
# :( little bastards.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 3:05, archived)
# awww, a magenta bunny.
I miss Rapitinui.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)
# WHERE DID HE GO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:04, archived)
# \o/
cfb 300k 1280x960
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 3:57, archived)
# ha ha...
...that made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:49, archived)
# how weird...
...a bunny was in my brain as well... :?.... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Cocks make everything funnier
(jasper johns is not very creative, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Therefore
B3ta = hilarious. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Yes, yes they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 6:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I too...
...am saddened by the news.

I thoroughly recommend reading his autobiog if you can get hold of a copy (it's called "Seeing Things)

No groovy image I'm afraid, but you should definitely take a look at the doc that my employers re-broadcast the other night as a tribute. Sadly it's not on iPlayer, but it is on the Tube of You...

Part 1 = uk.youtube.com/watch?v=98CvOuXhwDw
Part 2 = uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8ggV5cM7QN8
Part 3 = uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WlepPyIHEBc

It was made a few years back, when BBC Wales created some "Ivor the Engine" themed trailers for digital TV, using scans of the original artwork. I've tried like mad to find them on YT or a similar site, with no joy, I'm afraid.

A very very sad loss, you need only look at new stuff like "In the Night Garden" to see his long-lasting influence. He will be greatly missed. *raises glass* *sheds tear*
(mellotron never could get the hang of Thursdays, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# :)
see, no picture threads can be good.

thanks for the links
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# hewwo dahling
:-)
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# i just watched a 4 part documentry on youtube about charles whitman
and now i shall watch this about bagpuss
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# you should have just watched this instead
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cV4TPWh713I
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:42, archived)
# I'll watch them later, off to bed, g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Very bad clerihew
Oliver Postgate
We'll miss you the most, mate
Bagpuss was pink
But Yaffle really had you sit down and think.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# More random silliness.

Consult youtube for relevance, and rejoice.
Edit: Here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4x-TMEbQ4
(MortigiTempo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# hear that?
that's the sound of you blowing my mind

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9013918
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# also after watching that video
WTF!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# North Carolina
It's a fucked up place.
(MortigiTempo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I wish I had lots of cats
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# why?
so you could fuck them?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# mmm.
Nothing beats tight pussy.
(MortigiTempo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# 1 cat = normal
2 cats = borderline
3+ cats = mental
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# 4 cats = awesome?

note: these would have to be outside cats. I would not like more than 1.5 cats inside.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# 0.5 might be messy
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# outside cats are a grey area
putting clothes on them means you are a true fruitloop.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# but it was just a dress
...and it was just that one time -- if you exclude the essential holiday garb :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)
# i hate animal clothes
there is absolutely no need for them other than to make the owner look a complete and utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# we have 3 dogs, what does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# your house is covered in hair
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# well from 2 of them yes, one of them is old and sits on her bed all day
and doesnt moult
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# i miss my dog :(
i want a new one. but a smaller one this time
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I want one of these
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=bernese%20mountain%20dog&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# What about one like this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# ive got one like that already :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# he'd make me nauseous in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# you want cujo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# I never saw cujo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# watch it
it's good and somewhat disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I dont want to be put off my future doggiy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# is your future doggy likely to get rabies?
if not, then you should be fine watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I dont know, hopefully I wont be in this shitting country
so theres every chance of rabies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# get your doggy some jabs
bugger it, i'm off to bed. g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I will!
night!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# so does my mum
i want a jack russell. my dad wants another rottie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# small dogs can be a little annoying, we've got one, and shes a pain in the ass
I like big dogs
Labs etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# we've had rotties since i was born, the last one had paws like a damn bear
his way of saying good morning was stamping on your feet.

i'm ready for a little cuddly excitable dog. not a rottweiler who thinks he's a jack russel
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# we've had:
an afgahn
an irish wolfhound
2 golden labs
an irish red setter
an english springer
and a runt that pretends to be a springer but is fucking wierd
We only have the last 3 now
I prefer bigger dogs as they are more cuddly imo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I find bigger dogs harder to miss.
smaller dogs require precision.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# your house smells of dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# better than dog piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Pfft
A few years ago:-
4 cats
+ 3 visiting cats
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# that is not normal
that number of cats is favoured by single, middle-aged childless women who try to steal babies from outside Boots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# i want lots of cats
because i derive intense sexual pleasure from the ambivalance of others
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# you derive sexual pleasure
from stuffing sleeping moggies down your underpants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
#
sleeping dead
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# so, you like the stiff pussy, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# cor.... do I?





the sid james rhetorical agreement doesn't really work in text.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# it doesn't, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# maybe if it were "cor.... do i!"
that look better?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# yes. yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# They took over the bottom half of the house.
There was some seriously funny cartoon style cuteness going on.
Now I'm down to 2 + 1 visiting.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# have you ever played cat buckaroo with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# best game ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Cat buckaroo?
Feed them catnip though.
I have stolen rescued cats since I was a kid.

*searches* oh I see, no.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# SEE TITLE
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] silly clanger, he not know what death is.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# s'good
i like this.. you get a - click. There. Done. Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# what an eerie effect.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# BOOM HEADSHOT
g'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# g'night skuglet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# needs more clanger reaper
still very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# true
and thx! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# hahaha...yay
brilliant follow-thru
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# he was never alive...
...how's that work?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:38, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# LOLWUT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# ahahah
presumably (hopefully) made whilst pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# yes it was
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# silly drunk eye not beer hole
and meanwhile, in austria

www.smh.com.au/news/entertainment/arts/knife-prop-drama-actor-slashes-throat/2008/12/11/1228584969073.html
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# poor bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# omg!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# ow!
stage folk are notoriously superstitious, i can't believe a real knife would have been used by mistake. i smell a jealous understudy...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Woo!
Looks like something from 12 oz. Mouse.
(MortigiTempo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# back into the lurk


lovE.
AJJ
(LEAD, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# DO WANT
ON MY WALLS
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Thats fucking amazing
You weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# *unlurks*
I don't know what this is, but I love it.

I must echo the sentiments of mr hedgehog can't be buggered at all.

superb work.

*re-lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# oooo have you got your PhD then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i'm lurking.
but, yes, i do. :D wahey!

(i'm not officially allowed to tick the Dr. box on application forms until i've got the certificate, but the mark has been awarded already... it's still odd, I still find it more humourous than anything.)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# congratulations!
if i ever get mine the first thing i'm going to is get a credit card and show it to everyone i know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# haha
I've considered things like this... but credit cards are beyond my financial reach, and i've just got a new passport.

So, I thought, fuck it, I'll change my b3ta name to drbroon, and stroke my beard more often, that'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# so you have to wait 8 years till you can walk through passport control carrying as many narcotics and weapons as you want?
harsh.

you could at least get your debit card changed. and wear horn rimmed glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# yes... it would appear so... but I'll look into changing the passport i think... if it's possible.
I'm thinking I might be an outwardly humble doctor... not having it on cards or on my front door for example... but then just slip it into conversation now and then:

"Excuse me, mate, do you have a light?"

"Yes, here. I'm a Doctor by the way. PhD in psychology."

"I only wanted a light mate, please let go of my hand."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# "is there a doctor in the house?"
"right, here. excuse me"
"thank god, i think he's stopped breathing"
"is that so, eh? how does that make you feel about your mother?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# hahaha
*decides not to rant about psychology-cliches and just tries to enjoy the joke*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# well yes....
you know what i mean.

night
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# im off too, nighto
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# you're pretty good.
i bet your house has a lot of soft funishings
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# tongue? cock?
i don't care, either will do at that size!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# haha, sometimes you really disgust me.
sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# only sometimes?
must....try.....harder....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# nah
when you try hard to disgust, it's just sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# definitely must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)
# *files under WTF favourites*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# That's fecking ace
Me likey.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# that's a weird tail...
...but a great drawing!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:45, archived)
# oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# avast, ya swabs!
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# STOP IT
YOU'RE MAKING ME DIZZY!

urgh.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i'm a ballerina
and can watch this unaffected:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Jesus you really are laying the pander-chum.
Good at image manipulation, funny jokes AND a ballerina too?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# i lied
but i do wear a tutu sometimes:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# indeed?
have a riposte

Doodle page

seeing as the boards gone odd tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I like the big hairy monster with no eyes behind the table
needs some eyes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# not everyone needs eyes
eye fascist
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# yeah i know
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qLziFMF4DHA for example :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# bookmarked.
that looks interesting. I'll give it a looksee tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# its quite good
blind guy uses sonar to see things! impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# heres a doodle
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# that's not a doodle, it's a giraffe!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# psst can you explain to LEAD about the b3ta hosting?
i take it he is ignorig me...
nice doodles! 22 11 + 5 9 + yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# they are strength of nuclei numbers I think
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# *is nauseated by swirling*
*pukes on greedo's hat*
sort that out, captain swirly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# tis not my hat, friendo
so puke away
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# yay!
*rains carrots*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# is that you?
because it looks like me with a haircut 0_0
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# that is uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# it's worrying. I don't remember dressing up as a sailor 4 years ago
(last time my hair was that long)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# heh... heh...
i do...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# really what happened?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# nah, it's my brother
..and his name is lil' Greedo.
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# GOING SOMEWHERE, SOLO?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
#
o o u u
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Hummmn . . . a non-pivoting pivot . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# hmm looks like brighton
edit woo stop motion wooness
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# it does
but it isn't

£5 to the first to get it right
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Is it
University of Greenwich, looks like it!
(jamezp1, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# spot on
let me know your paypal details.. £5 is yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# paypal confuses me :S
all i know is my email is [email protected]

edit: but tbh i was just proud i knew where it was, i didnt do it for the money. It was actually my first post for over a year! :O
(jamezp1, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# well, you can be very proud of yourself.
now go buy yourself £5 worth of chocolate and feast upon it.. and pretend it was from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# your name does not suggest your nature
your actually very generous
(jamezp1, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# you spin me round round baby right round like record baby round round round round round
nice manbag...
www.b3ta.com/links/Dogs_dogs_dogs_just_mute_it :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# the sheep one is best
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# ha haaa
Dalmation nutsack on bikeseat FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# no! sheeps!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Nutsack!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# ramming!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# thats awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] thank you Mr. Postgate...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] lully! i really did cry when i heard this news.
it's as if he narrated my whole childhood.

this is more of a tribute than a funny pic i s'pose, but it's all i've got at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Very pretty sharp !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# *fears big time*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# *times big fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# silly person
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Up . . . up . . . and . . . away . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# One never does know . . . does one . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# aaaaw
waiting for his return. . . .
*is touched*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Oh shit.


Originally thought to be faulty brakes, we now know who's really responsible.
(MortigiTempo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# heh woo!


Click for bigger (53KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Covering all of the basis . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# im going to
sleep soonish I felt like some sneaky reposts while the mayhem was unfolding.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# By all means . . . do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# heh heh
the saboteur:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Insurance Fraud !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# hmm?
bugger, i've forgotten what i was thinking!

/shit lost my train of thought joke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Gate 9 . . . right on time !
Tooooooot . . . Toooot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# trains are crap
taxis are more comfortable and people don't piss in them or expose themselves while you're trying to read the paper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)

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