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# OK, new Zombie Movie vector for the New Year.

It's been a while, but I'm back on track.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# fantastic as ever.
glad that you am returned.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Pah! Christmas and New Year got in the way of the zombie fun.
The world is back to normal now. Albeit slightly colder.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# and stickier
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I've just found a zombie film
that some people I know were in on youtube in it's entirety. I haven't watched it though.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GTMsGccnAmo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# i shall investigate this in the 'morrow
as i am sleepy now. goodnight peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# you make a good argument
it's back to work tomorrow so bed for me too. night all
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# you will have to let me
know what you think. goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# OK, let's get this board moving along...


Wallpaper size*


*not guaranteed to cover your kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# This is ace, and I applaud you.
I have used it as my wallpapers.

In your honour, have the first pic I ever drawn with my new tablet which came on my birthday which was Sunday... I drawn it just now.



(Please note the difference in skill level between your tablet skills and mine...)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I don't know what to say,
certainly not "hmmm nice"
magent woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# certainly not hmmm nice
is the best of all the things to say.

So ta very much. :)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Beautiful
Many thanks. :)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# it was the one in the orange officer!
thats the man that accosted my otter!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# That's very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# oh this is nice.
thanks for cheering me up with prettiness. I just read a desolate newspaper report about how John Travolta's autistic son apparently contracted a disease from carpet cleaning products recommended by the church of scientology, in order to help the son with his "psychosomatic" condition, since they don't recognise autism as a disorder, spirtual cleansing (of the fucking carpet) was what was required.

Fucking cunts. I hope the fucking lot of them die.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# i don't
i hope they get a rapid and desperately painful form of motor neuron disease that leaves their bodies crippled and their brains only too aware of what's happened to them, imprisoned in a shell of constant agony.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# haha, well done.
You've convinced me. I just want to make sure that they are aware that their condition was entirely their fault, then it's perfect.

I really feel sick after reading that shit. Too many fucking idiots, not enough guns pointed in the right direction.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# too many idiots with too much money and too little bullshit-detection, too
when they're sitting in their wheelchair wracked with their constant pain someone can put a video on a loop saying "this was YOUR FAULT" at them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I have a feeling they'd be sitting there thinking
"come on, it's all in my head, it's the alien souls causing me to dribble and shit myself, SPIRIT! CLEANSE!"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# alas, you're most likely correct
:(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# "rapid and desperately painful form of motor neuron disease"
MND is not generally painful, nor is it fast. But if you want to really curse them, hope that they get the version of MND called Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis. Kills slow, robs dignity, causes incontinence.

It really is pant-shittingly vile. And not dissimilar to a night in a Yates wine lodge with a pair of game but not-especially attractive teenage girls who fancy someone else - anyone but you.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Lovely!
Please accept congratulatory rubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# wonderful
*wallpapers*
(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Ooh,
At first I thought this was a photo bunged through some filters, but it's all fresh!

Woo indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# also i've been well rude
talking away in this thread without saying that this is truly lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# It's a slow evening
V for varicose
(www.wfhit.co.uk)
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# v for very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Ta!
Always nice to meet a fellow procrasturbator.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# v for coincidence
i just saw that film yesterday. it's actually great.
(Mr. Steinfurt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# why is it so slow?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# b
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# e
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# c
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# a
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# u
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# S
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# e
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# C
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# H
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# E
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# V
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# nooo!!! chevron broked!!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Well I did miss it by quite a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# g
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# o
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# o
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# d
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# t
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# r
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# though!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# now it's like the old intercity logo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hm?
Does it require more optimisation?
Sorry, I'm more of a pen and paper guy than a keyboard and mouse fella. Any advice as to how to sort it would go down like a treat on tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# No, he meant the board in general
Lack of people, etc

Your optimisations are fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# AH SO!
Well, it's nice to hear I've done something right! I knew I'd get the better of these newfangled computerryjiggers eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# slow board = seamshorseys & animashes
though i have yet to try the latter!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I have no seamhorses :(
Will you accept this fantastic animation I just found in my My Images bit?

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# yep!!!!
that'll do!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# looked good here
in size and quality.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# ron???
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# nooo!!! chevron broked!!!
lol.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# i don't know it so can't vouch for its character
but it definately broked.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Hello, this is my first post. The Hedgehog from Hell made me do it.
(Darkspoon Darkspoon, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# "You feel that...?
That's my purple death ray fucking with you."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# He's gonna git merciless on yo' ass!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Very good!
But you must resist the Hedgehog and his Svengali-like powers.

edit: it appears you two already know each other. I'm too late...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Haha
My first post involved me being decapitated, or yelled at; not entirely sure where any of it is

But YO! Pull up a hedgehog, shop a curtain, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# ahhhahhhah
he looks like a bitch.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# no reason + click for de-ris/source
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# someone's won a gold
in the Olympic Fart Lighting event
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Very good
I heard Buncefield, and I am miles away. I honestly woke and thought: "Why would anyone bomb our high street?"
Then i saw a miniture of this in the distance. (No wembley arch tho)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# a cold WAR morning
ZING!




*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# also for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# That would wake you up with a hangover looking up
but would you panic?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Yay!
There goes the North Circular - good riddance!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# LOL! FATS

cute little fellas : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# he has a nipple like the eye of sauron
EDIT: that looks like the.. I'm not saying the eye of sauron has nipples...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Hands up who's imagining the eye of sauron with nipples now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I would but my hands are a bit.. preoccupied... with the imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Hands on your genitals who's imagining the eye of sauron with nipples now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
# No, your own genitals, father.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# but I put the winning bid on them on hebay
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# That's a bit Ronald Searle, but hairier..
Nice style!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# No ! No you can't!
don't you think you've had enough!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# That's right
ucannothascheezburger.blogspot.com/
(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# heheheh
not bad..
same vein of humour as fuckyoupenguin but not bad..
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# this^
i love fuck you penguin! its brill!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# fuckupenguin
is the best thing ever. my pants have exploded many times reading it.
(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# One? It appears he's had one thousand to omany.
I would like to give a Houpla. So I will.

But you can have a cheeseburger if you get a wax job first.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# No
Paintmash no come with waxing.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# pffft!
 
Very good, I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# sorry
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I'm sorry too.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Feed the poor hungry birds
voeder
(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# That must be good
because I knew what it was before reading the bottom bit!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Ta!
I just thought something might distract from the fail above.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Very nice picture
Yeasty
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Hilarious.
By which I mean abysmal.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# OH GOD YOUR FUNNY

By which I mean, welcome to ignore, again.
Not that you'll read this, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# some of his other pictures have been funny
with b3ta, it takes a while for some to figure out how the line is drawn.

we laughed at Leningrad's Kes picture
although it was perhaps a slightly better quality joke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I do agree
But this person seems to keep being stuck in the same theme.

And I really don't like his racist images and the way he completely ignores every reply or question he gets. He just posts and runs, gets banned again, starts a new account and it's the same shit all over again until the next ban. Why bother really?

It's just a pity. Some of his images are indeed funny (I've seen one or two that are). But I even hate to admit that because he just keeps acting like a cunt. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# ah right
I wasn't aware of trolling on previous accounts.

DEFINITELY SHOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# ...
In March 1993 Kevin Carter made a trip to southern Sudan. The sound of soft, high-pitched whimpering near the village of Ayod attracted Carter to a young emaciated Sudanese toddler.
The girl had stopped to rest while struggling to a feeding center, wherein a vulture had landed nearby. He said that he waited about 20 minutes, hoping that the vulture would spread its wings. It didn't.
Carter snapped the haunting photograph and chased the vulture away. However, he also came under heavy criticism for just photographing — and not helping — the little girl.

Source: wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Harsh
He did help the girl, but that's wikipedia for you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# he later topped himself
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Indeed...
I'm sure taking this photograph didn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Very tidy, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Awesome
I was only diverted to googling her the other day on account of my loins swelling
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Ooooh nice

I bet you had fun making that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# not really
the joy of vectoring has left me

:(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# This bring it back?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha
what's your vector, victor?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I felt bad after hitting Mohafa with it three times in a row...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# that guy
saying "we have a vector" looks alarmingly like me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Who's to say it isn't....?
/stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# because i've very rarely worn a naval uniform
and you've never been around when.....

YOU CUNT! i thought i saw the curtain twitch!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# You too?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# yup
fucknuggets

i chucked that text on, to hide where i gave up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# It does not really show up there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# i see a pic that would work well as a vector
i save the picture

i fanny about with it for an hour

give up

two weeks later i fanny about with it for an hour

rinse, repeat

sometimes something emerges that isn't massively shit, like the above, but those instances are getting increasinlgy rare :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I can relate, I think
Although my occasional 'mehness' isn't vector-based.
I'm fairly easily bored with doing a trick again and again.

Time to change plans and try something different?
Take a vector and make it look like a regular photograph.

Okay, that was a bit silly.

At least you had some fun looking for source images there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# :)
i want to see if i can make a macro photo look like a fullsize panorama shot

i just need lots of money and free time
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Cor!
*rubs legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# oooh purdy lady!
nice work!
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Cor blimey!
That's rather lovely. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# You should check out
Miss Mosh

Nicer than Ms Beauchamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I made her into a train once
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Byeeeee!
I am now going to bed like everyone wants me to :'(
You don't understand me! *cries*

Bye! :D
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# goodfail
i mean night
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# has someone not taken a joke well?
and try to avoid posting in new threads, that really does upset some folk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# OK then. This IS my first day though...
This was my final post today, and I say bye.
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Just looked at your previous posts on here.
You're not that bad. Do take The Toast's advice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# emergency kitten
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# You are good at these
*refluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Well thank fuck for that.
I was about to go postal.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# If ever there was a time for emergency fluff...
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# or reflectoporn
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# If this cat's lucky
it'll grow into one of these
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# what?
a smug?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Goodnight little emo.
Have a good sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand look what I log in to.
Happy Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Ooh it is tuesday isn't it!
I completely forgot about the noobs until you said that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Haha
I've just been signed off work for two weeks

time has become meaningless
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# For your toe?
Two weeks in this weather though.....
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# It's really fucked me off
I'll miss the annual 'stocktake' on Thursday, given I can now do little more than hobble with these bandages
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# So its all
sitting at home playing with Xmas pressies and drinkies...

/breaks own toe blog
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# how on earth you break your toes?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# It's such a sad tale
I shall concentrate my raised eyebrow at the teenage wanker a few posts above^^^^^

little wank stained shit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Four professors in our section have broken their legs in the last month.
All you hear in the hallways is 'click, clump, click, clump' as the hobble about on crutches. One actually fell down a crevasse in a glacier and managed to crawl out to the rescue chopper. And everyone here keeps on at me to go skiing...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# It really is
way past bedtime, now.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# night!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# whoopsie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# My guess is, five minutes before that shot
the pilot's son said 'what's this switch do, daddy?'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# i reckon he just jammed the gear stick from fifth straight into reverse!
:D happy NY!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I was googling for some clipart
and all I found was this HAPPY TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Thank f*** Microsoft didn't use that instead of the paperclip 'help'.
That's even smugger and more annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# hahahahaha! it's
toats!
he must have done that!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# yeah, that site is fucking horrible..
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I..............WILL............OBEY............
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# WHAT IS THY BIDDING, O MASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I shall bring you Whiskas Supermeat, and some catnip, master!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# *goes into kitchen in trance
and fetches cat treats*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# why are
there cat treats in your kitchen?
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# are you a cat?
like, a giant secret disguised cat?
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I wish...
*nibbles giant cat treat*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# cats like dead hookers.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# AAAHHHH!!!!!?!?!?!
I was giggling, but then the flashy eyes made me jump out of my skin...
It sounded like: "*giggle* *giggle* *giggOMGWTFAHHH*"!
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Shouldn't you be asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Yes.
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# IF YOU DON'T TURN THAT LIGHT OUT RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Im on my Eee PC Its tiny. And it makes hardly any light :P
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Listen bob
turn that light out this minute! it will be our little secret! ok!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I Will soon...
'coz ima sleepy...
but its the first tuesday of the year...
So we can all stay up and celebrate untill midnight!
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9071746
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Booyah!
(y) hi-5 me on that one :D
(fenntastic Hates Cats!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# HappyToast!
Hey, you've made me laugh lots of times over teh past few years... so um, thankyou for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# very kind of you to say, it's probably all downhill from here though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Echoes us all matey ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# To this
I concur
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# ooo!
Is this a HappyToast love-in?

*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Well, the man is a legend after all.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Only if I can have the skull openings
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# this is creeping me out
am I dying or something?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# You really want to start
worrying when all the tributes start appearing on the front page... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I just saw a 30 second montage of my animations on Channel 5 news set to mournful music
I'm dead aren't I, damn, I thought it would be sexier and with more nuns
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ^This.
We've fallen plenty of times but his artwork is no less shit no matter how many times we make up.
;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# hahahahaaha
shut up you snivelling child or I shall prove you wrong again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Hahahah, you want to make your artwork MORE shit?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# some would argue that isn't possible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# In all honesty, I don't think you could make it shit if you tried.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I believe kitty is not so much sad as trying to use telekinesis
to make some string dance for his amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# judging by the way I've tried to feed him 4 times, I would say he's using some kind of hyper powerful kitty telepathy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# You realize
the hyper powerful kitty telepathy is the most dreadful kind of all
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)
# The Egyptians believe that Cats were conduits
to the after-life and that they had great powers - eventually the Pharoahs all failed after bankrupting Egypt with gifts of wool and kitty-litter
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# The Duck of Mystery approves
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# How does he float?
...or is that the mystery?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It may just be all light and shadows
and a rather crafty Irish jig ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# He has some toast strapped to his backside
but the clever bit is that the buttered side is on the opposite to the side facing the floor - and as we all know toast always falls butter-side down, so the power of science keeps it afloat.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# This explians everything
and I mean everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I am drooling for Hoi Sin sauce
and may make one of those rather rash chinese takeaway orders you do sometimes quite late
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Your powers won't work on me......
..ioow
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# no igoes nyom nyom?


MMMMM!!! I can has antelopes!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# so much hate!
in such a small fluffy package
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# It is exactly
what my cat thinks as I eat my dinner after giving her hers.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# i looked after my friends cat
over xmas. He was a very well behaved fellow although he did take to headbutting me awake at 4 in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Didn't I
marry him?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun and better?
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Lies!
Pen and pencil is better *nods sagely*
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Luddite!
*smashes up machines*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Perhaps
and then take a polaroid of the entry, scan that, then print it out and scan it again after adding paper clips and stars everywhere... i'll try that next time.
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# More Lies!
Good images or drawings would be more useful!
Hahaha I Love being Pedantic!!
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# good shout!
well done noob! whats your real name????
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Sam.
But if your a pedo, then its Bob.
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# "you're"
Hahaha I Love being Pedantic at pedants!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I love toats!
Oh and paedo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# *grrr*
:-) it says B3ta loves me :)

I love B3ta too!
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# :D
you can stay!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# CLIPART! it's all the rage along with Comic Sans!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Gotta love that clipart :)
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# there's something
very cosy about clipart.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# But you missed the Comic Sans!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# true
self-fail :(
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# RAWR
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# TJ
is b3tards down or has spybot blocked it in hosts........ Again
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# A couple of pics have been paper breaking for me
from b3tards, so I would say possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# thanks
saves me going over to the eeepc while i sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# no, it's on its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Havre a random gnops before I go to bed
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# OH SHIT
 
it's the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# "These are no good.
You couldn't GIVE these away!"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# not worthy of it's own link!



click for cyber
i sat down in the bath and this is the view i was presented with!! it's bubblebath by the way! (caption:- 'ah! you do cyber then!)
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Oh I do Say!
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# coo!
those bubblebaths are saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# "gnops"
And thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# yay!
and no-one's commented on your use of the word 'random' yet. Double yay!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# true, Travolta is a pretty overdetermined choice of subject matter at this particular instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# it's not the man that was random but the gnops.
he was aiming for an animash.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# this is all getting
too technical for me...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# And seriously lacking in hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Shirley Mustapha??
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Pffft!
You think a classy game like The Simms that the people who live in that world could actually afford roofs to their houses?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# and walls that didn't keep on disappearing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# and an answerphone.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# and a longer day and longer time span between them needing things
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# and *a quip that shows a knowledge of the came and also the sparkling candescence of my wit*
EDIT: of the came....



of the came.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I wish I'd
thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# me too, he's damn good at this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# We can't all be *appropriate transitive verb*s
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I read that as
*appropriate transvestite verbs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Oh dear :)
Arf..!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# dear god man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I think you might be safe with that one...
How utterly silly!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Lawks
Anyone else remember SimEarth?
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Indeed.
I even remember SimFarm and SimAnt.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# SimTower is my fav
I still play it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Ah, the amount of pocket money wasted
On games you'd play once. Things are different now, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# yeah, I download early 90s DOS games for free!
 
not that I've ever bought a PC game..
even back in the day it was cracked copies passed around mates on stacks of floppies
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I bought loads
Still dust some of them off occasionally when I can get the floppy drive to read them.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# didn't it all start with sim city?
It came with my Amiga. I loaded it a couple of times and farted around but never could be doing with computer games that required any amount of thought/effort to understand the concept.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Dammit!
I wish I could animate.



Click for bigger (295KB)
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaaaa
Oh dear... pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Hhahaahahaha
That made me laugh out loud... then feel guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Ooooofffff!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Oh me oh my
That's not a dancing face, this is a dancing face

'gurns and gets down'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
oops, did I just laugh at that?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Just needs some bottles of clean products and some ufos
didn't it happen on Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I just had to click that because it made me laugh a lot
But ooh I feel guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Ouch...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# The film ends at the song
"Staying Alive, Staying Alive, ah ah ah ah Staying Alive"

/catches bus to hull
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*chases after bus*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# only 2 of the Bee Gees are still stayin' alive
:P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# *Graham Norton joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Surely not
It doesn't reference the fact he is gay, that means it's outside of his sources of material.
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhhhahhhahhahh!
 
FUCKING A
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# make that 31 pipxels narrower and its guaranteed for a front page
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# arghhh... the jinx! the jinx! the jinx! the jinx!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Nope, HappyToast knows what he's talking about when it comes to front pages.
Plus to the OP, That's a delightfully evil 'shop. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Hmph.
I love everything about b3ta, but thats devoid of taste.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:41, archived)
# There's been worse...
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# So explain why...
Why do you think this is devoid of taste, whereas there have been much worse pictures on here which didn't warrant a post of disgust by you?

Is it because of human's inexplicable emotions that somehow 'famous' people and their relatives need more sympathy when something bad happens to them?

It's a bad taste joke: But since you're on b3ta, you shouldn't have expected anything different.
(NoSoup4U, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# at the risk of being a pedant....
as this post is on b3ta, then you cannot possibly love #everything# about b3ta. now fuck off you oversensitive twat
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# ^this
impressive lurkage btw
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# ^
Wrongness of b3ta is what makes b3ta awesome..

And agree with people above, there has been far far worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing..
(PintOfGuinness, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Careful now!
(steveeeee, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# It's sad you feel that way,
this might cheer you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# pffft....
bad and wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Thats just not funny
(hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
you sick little monkey
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
Ohh FFS.....

LOL...........
(mabazaritchie ...Its not rape if she cums first..., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Oh my dear.
That is wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Too Soon
But Hahahahah!!!
(The Lunatic Artist throws paint to the wind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha
officelols, fucking hell, don't hold back mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# pffft!
to Hull, now!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# He's got Kawasaki's disease!
Neeeeeeeer-bruuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Stolen from sicki?
Still, pretty good, you evil man.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Holy fuck
I'm having to hold back the office lols, and I'm the only one in the office!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# my face was frozen for a solid minute there
good god, man. good god.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Yay.
So bad taste & so soon, but that is what makes it soooooo funny!
(Barry Dangerous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
At least it's not Aldi!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Aldi is great
it has some hidden gems
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Or Netto
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Netto is more expensive than Morrisons!!!
Unless you buy the really cheap shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# LIES!
it's scandinavian for value.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# British brands must be really expensive in Scandinavia then.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# the vikings did not pillage this country
s they could sell our products back to themselves at inflated prices.

sense make ith knots
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Which is good because that's what they mostly sell.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# But you get enticed the the recognisable brands
and buy them thinking " It's Netto , they must be cheap"
WRONG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Yes people are often fooled by Vikings bearing cheap products
They're Vikings for Christ's Sake! Rape, Pillage, Plunder, Ikea, Cheap Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Ah, but if you want really cheap shit
then Netto is the place to go.

Hmmm... good slogan.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# hoho!
I'm never sure whether those value recessions are a false economy...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
#
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
#






Strewth
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha!
If rollovers told the truth!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Sunny Bono?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# dunno
i oogled for " ugly "
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# looks like him a bit, probably after he hit that tree when he was skiing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
# number 3 is a right stunner
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# LOL
Hahaha I actually just laughed out loud, and im meant to be asleep because it past my bedtime... :)
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# YOU!
BED!
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Put that light out!
I can see you, reading b3ta under the covers...

edit: thanks for backing me up, mum.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# top username, there chuck!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
you'll never leave

especially if you flounce
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Stop with your grooming, Micto
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# *hides brush*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Whose had the shortest flounce? (as in feck you all, I'm off, never to return)
Mine lasted 2 weeks and I don't think I'm even close.
I hear there was a 10 minute flounce. Any idea who that was?
Edit: Never mind, I have to go to bed now as your sig has made me all wobbly-eyed.
'night B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I just had a micro-flounce
between this post and my last, but I'm not sure anyone noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I think most b3tans have had a flounce at one time or another
usually

1. Some stuff said in anger
2. "You'll never see me again!"
3. flouncee - spams F5 whilst pretending to have quit to see what they are saying about him/her
4.
5. Posts something with a CDC on it
6. PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# 4. a week of wanking
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Ha ha! Ace!
Reminds me of a misprint in a local paper a while back which concluded

"32, single blue eye"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Just dropped by to say 'hello'
And now I'll go back down below...


Oh, dear. I seem to have hit a Marks and Sparks ad rush...
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Arf!
What is this, M&S Tuesday? :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Aw...cats elevate sleeping
into an art form, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Too true
That they do
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# aww lully
cats
here is that toaster again
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# That's great
have a pea study in time lapse ....

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# that's so true...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)
# awwww
 
that's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Hexellent
Though my old cat would have eaten the spider.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I really love the cut of your jib
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Twiggy's pussy?
I would have thought it would have been more wrinkly.
I was going to add to the rush but I'll drop this here instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Hahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
I knew what was coming, but JT just made me LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA
that is so wrong it's very very right!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# it was the daz that did him in
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Really? That makes more sense. I had wondered how
they got the motorbike in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# AHHHHHHHAHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHHAHH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# hehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# that is
aces *clicks*
(MungBean is still awake on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I am so, so sorry
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# presumably there's a speed limit sign just out of shot?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Hehehe :D
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# And a H sign

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# hehheheh.
 
woo, I say!
and also: NO, NO, NO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] *buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)
# mmm very zen
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# *ingests*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# ha!
they look like a rock-solid investment.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Haha
I hear M&S is on the rocks...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# yeh they were down nearly 10% on last year
last year they made 200000 billion million profit.every year i worked in retail it was our worst year and every year since i left retail it's always everybody's worse year, christmas sales are always down, footfall is always down
it's the same every year
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Perfect for well-rounded individuals
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)

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