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Though this might condemn a person to hell...

I'm a bit *new* at using Photoshop and I'd appreciate some advice about how to match the colours/blend the colours [or whatever the word is]. Can you help my improve my image?

(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

I don't know the proper way to do it

but I'd greyscale both images, lighten barry a bit/ fuck with his curves, then do the layer with a really smudged edge.

Like I say though, that's probably not the right way to go about it, I just do what works for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

I've just basically gazzed him the same info

aaaaaargh

mindpissage

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

That's two votes

it IS the proper way then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

Did you use the phrase 'fuck with his curves'?

Of course you did.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

Perfectly reasonable thing to say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

Ain't no disputing that. I'm going to see if I can work it into conversation in the pub later.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

Add pink tone to the the guys to keep the old news paper feel.

Save a copy of them as a really low jpg and use that in a layer behind them to match the paper jpg image. Could use the back image with one of the layer blends but cant think which one.

Facet or add noise to any blur work done should you smudge or blur to blend the edges.

the curves will have to be fucked with rather a bit.

(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

See, if I was going to make it the pink

I'd still grey scale all of it, just I'd take it back to RGB once I'd finished it and THEN recolour.

Having fucked with the curves, of course.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

you could just use

colorize, if there is such a thing

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

If there is, I've yet to find it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

well i would create a

dough nut selection around the seam and average soften and use some noise filters maybe screw around with the brightness and contrast and whack some purple hue on the Barry layer. but effectively get the same result. also my best tip for photo shop is to uninstall it and use paint shop pro. Not the best advice in the world.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

Colours - no idea.

Image - have you tried a different haircut? Maybe revisit your wardrobe - chuck out some of the older items and invest in some high quality design.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

you can fiddle with the hue/staturation and colour levels (i'm a not very good gimp tard)

but i think there may be in photoshop for colour matching.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

colour matching seems to be a good google term

first one looks like a start

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

have a look at this, it may help

www.freakingnews.com/tutorial.asp?sid=17

although a good place to start is image- adjustments- brightness/contrast lighten it a bit then - colour levels add a wee bit of red/magenta ?

also set your eraser opacity to stun 50% ish and blend in the edges of the swapped faces a bit
basically keep fiddling with it till you get there

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

desaturate both images, scale and rotate to match the eye positions.

adjustments-Levels: drop down the midtones and bring up the black to compensate.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

^what he said

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

bit. bloody. good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

thanks a lot

for the advice

(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

splendid

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

This is the sort of thing!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

Screamy Pete

Herewith the second of Leechy Pete's adventures:

Previously
Ratpack Pete

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

Arf!

I am liking Leechy Pete!

Why was he omitted from the history books?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

I wish I knew the answer

At Potty towers we are attempting to recity this situation and are bringing you our results as we go.

From the little we have gathered so far he is an observer of history, in essence a much longer lived Forrest Gump.

More updates as we find them!

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

"mmmm lunchtime"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)

Sorry to TJ

but the board has slowed to almost a stop for me. Anyone else having problems?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

yup.

it's a time loop.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

Sorry to TJ

but the board has slowed to almost a stop for me. Anyone else having problems?

edit: damn it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

Yep

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

yup

it's a time loop

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

yup

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

yes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

Hilarious as you all are

I don't know why it did that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

I've never seen one before

no-one has, but I'm guessing it's a White Hole

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Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

Nice...

and server imploding. Am it newsletter tiem?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

woo! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

My precious....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

Excellent Ronnie Barker

compo it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

sorry - slight overreaction.

but blimey!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

I must finish shopping my mum on to gollum one of these days

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

Oedipal LOTR porn?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

when she got her new car she made such a fuss over it I nicknamed it 'the precious'

she didn't get the reference and started calling it the precious as well.

so i was going to put her head on gollum (not a bad match) and put gollum on top of a white citroen c3...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)

is it still the caricature compo?

I just saw a few entries and I'm baffled, so here's a pea:

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

Well yes,

I have caricatured Alistair Darling as a person who has turned into an evil entity as a result of a bit of gold....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)

haha

sorry, I thought you'd stuck Gollum's head on Alistair Darling's body. I stand corrected :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)

I thought he made a pic of

amy winehouse holding her drug filled dirty torn red box.

(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

Next time I will sign it as BB D'or and everyone

will love it ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

no offence meant

I just am confused by some of the posts... particularly the one below... yours is a tenuous caricature, I'd suggest, but not necessarily outwith the guidelines.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

Well I don't know.

Surely a caricature, as stated on the compo page, is something that "exaggerates or distorts the essence of a person or thing to create an easily identifiable visual likeness." I would suggest that greed, or evilnessicity is more the essence of someone than a big nose ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

so the compo is really just pictures of people, of any sort.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

Mine was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

Well no,

it is caricatures.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

but why would you expect anything else?

it's the same every week.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)

this is a valid point

I need to relax, get out and wank more.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

there have been a few outside the spirit of the compo.

I think darling up there has been done on character rather than looks...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

for some reason

I think that golumn you've used isn't CGI and is a waxwork of somesort.

I need to get out more.

(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

I think you may be right....

I wouldn't know though not being such a geek ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)

ahaha

nicely

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

Ta :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

This is bummin ace!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

Well thank you sir :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

Ace!!!

*click*

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Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

Praise indeed :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

Evolution

Apologies if bindun

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

Excellent colour-matching!

Good work!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

now just work on the tone

;)

(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

hahahah, but I have to say, Andre to Fry is a bit of a leap :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

this

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

^this

But I do like Stephen Being at the top of the chain.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

Yes, there's a missing link or two.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)

If Stephen Fry had Peter Andre's accent he'd never be where he is now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

I don't think Peter Andre would have got very far with Fry's either...

(horrid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

LIES!!

Steven Fry is God

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

This^^^^

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

A big gay God with bipolar disorder

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

An atheist god?

How rare.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

he does have low self esteem :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

Ha ha

...and excuse the repost for compo

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

Ooooh

have a click for that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

Yay!

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DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)

A step too far?

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

Stephen Fry is a legend, have some fucking respect...

..and give him a bigger penis

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

Nice touch of colour there, though.

It needed it

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

Ooh I say, hello...

Edit: Thanks you lot below bless ya! *blushes*

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Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

This is splendid!

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Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

*claps*

excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

Very very good

*click*

EDIT do we have others of the Carry On crew?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

*heartily approves*

YES YES AND THRICE TIMES YES

this touches me in my special place

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

ThassAce!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

corkin'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

nicely, i was think of doing barb windsor but i couldn't look at her for long enough :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

Marvellous!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

Lovely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

Excellent!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

bloody hell, that's awesome! *click*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

excellent

and a rare actual caricature in a caricature compo. *cliiiiicks*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

fantastic

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

The Medic from TF2.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

Absolutely Wonderful!

The eyes are perfect, sir.

have this gilt-encrusted *click* for your labours.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

Bless you JP!!

My auntie actually knew him when she was a WREN!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

my grandma was his nanny when he was a baby. she said he was a sickly baby!

(Lionel Tiger, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)

thought it was Steven Colbert at first glance.

Hawtrey never made much of a show here in Merika

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tubaman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)

buggggerations that brill

that way to the front page

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boff FL OZ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)

love it

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100% kitten better than ever, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)

Likes this.

Have a woo.

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Tart Monkey, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)

ircular

Previously... and much bettererly

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

Ver' nice :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

*click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click*

WOO!

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Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

I never noticed how similar Lennon was to Himmler before.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

I love these.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

I had my eyes tested the other day and I think I might get a Moore

... one eye works perfectly, the other one not at all...

I'd look good with a monocle.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

my missus says

I already look weird enough :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

so I said to her:

"... oh yeah - if I'm so weird then why are you the one going out with me and things..."

and she said she didn't know so I cried and threatened to hurt myself until she said she'd never leave me and THAT'S how relationships work

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

My farther still wears one.

I never get bored of watching it fall out when he is surprised.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)

please say it plops into a cocktail/martini glass.. PLEASE!!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

I'm waiting for the day

Will have video camera ready

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)

Same here!

one eye is long sighted, one is long sighted, I wear one contact lens... but secretly I want a monacle.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)

I think secretly everyone does

if they were honest with themselves.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

I don't, I want horn rimmed glasses.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

I don't, I want horn rimmed glasses.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

great stuff sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

I like bilbobarneybobs replies to wildyles's Hobby Hor.... oh wait.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

Oooh!

Lovely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

ha ha

Loving Moore!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

Some people only see one thing

I'll get this out of the way now

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

I can't see anything.

Where's the lightswitch?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

It's all gone dark

Mummy!

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Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)

wtf?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)

I see what you've done!

;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)

I'M BLIND

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Shada, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

pffffft.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

It's all black...black..black!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

*feeds Prodge pins*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

oh... very good

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

Amazing.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

Had to filename

But I like it :)

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Gordo SMASH!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)

oh Jesus

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

Have another one then.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

Will o' the wisp?

hahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)

fuckinell

it's Nick Nack

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

Nah...

he's safely locked up in my basement

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

Burt Kwouk?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

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Shada, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

Japanese menu wut?

Just saw this offered at a restaurant here in Tokyo..

cfb.

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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)

Why am I reading a menu?

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

You are deciding what to have for lunch

aicmfp

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)

Because it's marginally amusing?

(Is this supposed to go on links then?)

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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)

You've been here for 6 years, you tell us.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)

The rules are sometimes blurred.

Sorry for the faux pas etc

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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

Nah, its alright

I was just cranky becuase the board moves quickly at this time of day and I wanted to bask in the shameful glory of defacing a war-hero

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

It's ok Worm. You do have glory.

You do.
*weeps*

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

Repost it on Monday?

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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

oh...there will be Weston threads again.

Just bide your time Worm.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

I'd get some sleep if I were you

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

Engrish.com was funny in about 1970

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)

Oh, I dunno.

I laugh like a loon at it, but I'm easily amused.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

What have you shopped in this?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

Well that really is fucking fascinating.

Thanks for that.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

I am starting to see how the nazis are formed.

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)

The leg bone's connected to the..... club foot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

I make them out of belly-button fluff and pipe-cleaners

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

Mainly because of jews

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

This place is

getting more and more nasty with every passing month.

(spankboy11 spanks boys. 11 of them, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

because

it's being joined by more and more 4chan twats every month.
Winter is usually the time we have a break from the tits ready for the summer onslaught. Now it's constant all year round.
And no it's not getting nastier in my opinion ( and yes, I've been here almost as long as you ) we just have different people doing the lambasting and not all are as colourful and entertaining with their vocabulary as others.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

high-speed antiradiation missile and ramen is delicious

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Shada, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

To Engrish.com with you!

Not here.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)

hahahaha "pork"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)

DO THEY SELL HAM IN JAPAN?

Hold the missile on mine

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)

haha

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)

Hold the missile

on your what?

(

SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

You're probably better with links for this, chap

although I thought it was amusing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)

this

RPS isn't always a crime, even on a Friday, and this does represent a particularly exceptional breakdown in communication.

Fair play, IMHO

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

Considering people are reposting all over the shop today, as well.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

I'll get ripped to shreds

if I post in there now it's been on here.

Maybe /talk.. *chinrub*

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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

You're brave.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

^this

Talk is a scary place

(

Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

It's not scary

it's just not the place to go if you want fluff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

A small hot pan

sounds a bit bland. Bet it's got plenty of iron though.

(horrid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)

That is pretty amusing, but better received over on links :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

Hahahaha

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

I'm confuffled

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)

So am I

because that really is the Japanese for "high-speed antiradiation missile and ramen and vegetables hotpot"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

haha, sounds delicious

Looks like it's made from left over US army supplies in Korea, so it wouldn't surprise me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budae_jjigae

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

Eh?

I dont see the comedy or quirkiness?

Its its the 'chicken food' bit - ive seen much stranger engrish

Ah - i see it now. Funny, but not really in the spirit of the board

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

2 above that one

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

So you're at a Korean restaurant in Japan.

AND?

(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

And

I've got a bit of indigestion..

(

SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)

...

I regret nothing.

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

ouch

i can feel the heat of the hell fire

(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)

Best way to cook a pizza!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

This is my fourth Simon Weston image in as many days

I'm addicted

His cripsy flavour
his cheeky grin

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WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

Oh no!

Bad man.

(

Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)

je ne regret rien

and woo for that!!!!

(

Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

Oh seb...

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

Hahahaaa

enjoy eternal damnation ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

jesus, hahahahahahahaha

you beauty.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

You inspired me.

(

WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)

sorry Simon...

good work WORMULON!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

I'm sure he can take it.

(

WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

hahaha... ooooooh, to hull with ya :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)

FUNK IT UP.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)

This is ace!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

I'll just stick this here.

It's how I see him, anyway.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

Maaatt Daaaamon!!!

(PintOfGuinness, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)

dammit!

i was soo gona say that...

F.A.G.

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

oooffffff

If I like this does that make me as bad as you?
*Clicks*

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

Pizza Hat

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

useless fail

(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)

(

Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

c-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

you need

www.4chan.org

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

ilovehorses :(

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

FLAWLESS VICTORY

(

WormuIus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

The universe is a cruel place.

Click for 200+ more doofers.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)

^ Would - Would - Would - Wouldn't - Would - Would - Would - Would

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

^What she said^

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

hello?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

cleeeeeeeeeeeeek

good stuff.

(

arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

Hahaha

If you'd've taken Captain JJ everything would have been fine:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)

If they had the figures of JJ's drawings,

I could overlook the tail and funny ears.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

Awww :)

*clicky*

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

hahaha..bless :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)

hahahah, *click!*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

bindun?

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

Children!

Children!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)

Me Tarzan,

You Jane!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)

"You Janes" (there are four of them...)

* FWAPS A LITTLE

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)

Oh snap!

You mean we've got to wait til next week for the exciting cliff-hanging conclusion??

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

Bat Time.

Bat Channel.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)

Swashbuckling ftw!

*thinks* after this arc concludes, will scarlet leave to join her buddies, or will Art and co have a 4-part squirrel-based gestalt superbrain living in his loft?

Ooo the suspense...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)

You're assuming they win...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)

C'mon squirrels, time for some multiprocessing magic!

Or... ah yes: Art could try to help.
Great stuff, JJ.
(I like OZ BASIC being like a huge floaty Portuguese man-of-war: somehow quiescent, somehow deadly).

(

Bee Nice |-|, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)

How come the non-squirrel character is doing the climbing, eh?

This is madness. MADNESS I TELL YOU!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

Arf

Good point well made :)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

woot xD

Superb

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

*BZZZZZZZZZZT*

"Toasty!" :)

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

An iRobot reference

My logic is undeniable!
My logic is undeniable!

You have so gotta die
*slips, dies*

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

I google imaged politics

strangely his was the first fizog to come up.

de-ris.. well only if you remember his face.

EDIT: link de-borked

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)

Yays

I saw that!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)

double "" will end us all.

I assume that's what you saw :)

(

arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)

linking to this post is what I saw:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)

it reloaded the whole of b3ta in a new window

not quite sure how it managed that.. as the html was blank... test time

wonder if this links back to the b3ta page as well nope just page load errors.

bizarre.

(

arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)

shopped pics only please...

will be the most frequent response to any compo entries for the next week.

Nice plasticine work. Woo.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)

even before I neated the head up

it still made me laugh.

I think more plastecine heads need to be photoshopped on to bodies.

(

arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)

In this day and age plasticine bodies shopped onto heads would be equally relevant.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)

John Kerry!

good likeness!

(

Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)

Nice work!

Assuming you actually made the plazzercine model...?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)

yessum

he is sat staring at me now with 'is 'ollow eyes.

I need to get something to make eyes and teeth from.. hmmmm...

(

arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

aqueous humour, vitreous humour, pulp, dentine and enamel should do the trick.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)

my humour is non water soluble

(

arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)

Cor! A non computer artmonger!

A rare breed! *pokes with fascination*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)

And, yes, he's won three purple hearts

Woo!

(

Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

Four after the pasting he took in the last election.

/lolitics

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

arf!

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Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)

if only they where brown blue grey black or skin toned

I could make them. :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)

excellent plasticening.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

and on to the next one

at some point.

maybe :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)

Excellent

really nicely done.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

thankies :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)

hurrah! :)

I'll slip this in here

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

he were on tv last night.

with no moustache.

no moustache made him gay.

:)

(

arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)

he does looks weird without it

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)

he was actually gay in the film

he kissed Kevin Kline.

(

arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)

Haha!

Veeeeerrrry tenuous tache-related pea. Think even by my pretty lax standards this is outrside compo scope.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)

That's great!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)

I remember his face

and have a picture I'd like to share, but worked has blocked my site again, so I can't find it.

Anyway, good plasticining

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

damn you work!

thankies :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)

That's lovely

Reminds me of the muppets.

Have this old thing whilst I'm here...

cfb

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)

brooker?

woo :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)

Indeed so sir.

ta.
B7)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)

Hoorah for Brooker!

(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)

That's rather good

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

great stuff.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

cheeeeers :)

(

arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)

oh cock

Click for bigger (35 kb)

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)

That's just the regular Top Gear team isn't it?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)

Hammond's let himself go.

(

zoldergoose, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)

go grow

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:02, archived)

Haha! What a cock...

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:02, archived)

hahahaha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

I fink jezza clarkson shud b prime minister hes a fuckin legend

brb, walking the staffy

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)

euphemism?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

u wot u posh twat wid ur fuckin posh words

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)

hmm

it is worrying how often I hear this sentence

(horrid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

Not sure if he's particularly distinguished in Art, Letters, Science or Politics

...but have him anyway.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

Well I am - I had a letter published in The Metro once.

So have this absolutely shameless whoring of my work and myself:

CFB

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)

what were you complaining about in the metro?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)

The price of free newspapers

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

People stupider and poorer than me draining resources that would be better spent on me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)

Neither is this chap but....

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)

And here's some others

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)

You've actually managed to improve Gallagher...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)

I dunno about that

if I'd made the mouth smaller it could be called an improvement, maybe even remove it all together!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)

If we're going down that road I think removal of the whole head would be a good point to aim for...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

Is it Paris Hilton

or that ugly bint Gail from Corrie?

(ianisme, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:34, archived)

Origin of species...

(colinr, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

Ace. Best since mine.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

arf!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

compo!! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

I love Basement Jaxx!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

HaHaHaHa

Good one.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)

You're the monkey now, dog.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

But I have a closer relationship to a monkey than a dog!!

Oh, I mean 'evolutionary relationship', of course. Prof-lols.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)

Just gonna slip in a pearoast here

Much obliged

(

Jorvic, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

He's a weatherman.

And so is Michael Fish.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)

Bindun

Humour hasn't evolved much in a century and a half...

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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 8:52, archived)

LOL!

Trust me to get a 'bindun' from 100 years ago! From pencil to mouse in one evolutionary step. ;)

(colinr, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)

Wallace and Gromit

or possibly ben Affleck and Matt damon

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Their toy soldiers are kissing lolololomggayrofl

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)

CHEESE GROGBIT!! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)

(moistness, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

Hahahaha

good grief!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)

Hahaha

He looks like he's wearing a nappy.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)

Him and that bird off Neighbours both:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)

What?

A Galah

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

A FLAMIN Galah

I think you'll find.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)

Naaa

You're thinking of Home and Away.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)

Whatever.

I'm one of these people that's quite happy to use Australia but has no idea how it works.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)

drop ya dacks and oil show ya.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

YOu'd better warn him about the drop bears!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

Rack off man!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)

You dag!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)

Y'loike dags?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)

Fuckin' Pyky!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

Shopped pics only please.

Also, yay for new comp, as I get to whore these again:

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)

Hahaha

Awesome fackin welles!

Bender looks outstanding!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

Thanks much :)

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)

Nicole Kidman as Leela...!

ezxcuse me a moment...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)

I always used to have a

thing for Leela. But seeing what she's look like as a real person is actualy quite scary.

Still probably would though.

(Lord of Marzipan Fact: Clouds are worse than Hitler, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

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