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# i dread to think what shocked him
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(Pob mk2, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# MONKEYBIRD!
Marvellous!
Night y'all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# G'night Mstan
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# unleash the flying monkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# he looks more excited than shocked to me.
 
I also suspect it mostly eats penises
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# suspect, or hope?
:~P
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Awww, how cute-
AAARGH, GET YOUR TALON OUT OF MY EYE
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# It appears as though that it saw itself in a mirror . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# hit parade.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# OH WOW ITS MUSIC NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Haha! I love this!
It's amusing and educational!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# You rule, Foonley.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I compass.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Beep beep beep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# argh robot.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Be still kitty!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# bubby!
pass the clingfilm...
(Kinky Robot, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# IT'S ME CAT!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
what a lovely story, have some woo.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# That is bloody ace


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# superb
:)
(Pob mk2, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# *I pity da Foonly*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Number 1 on the hit parade !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# aaw that's a bit o' magic that is:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Yay
:)
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# foooking great.
really like this
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Try to get 5 in a row...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Trying to get the cursor on the screen is bleddy hard enough!
/Wii woe
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Wat?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# When you turn it on,
on the home screen, to click on a channel.
I end up waving like a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i advise
adjusting the sensitivity settings then, it's also massively affected by direct sunlight so closing blinds/curtains etc may be necessary
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Ooh!
I'll try that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# that explains it
I live in the secure unit opposite yours and thought you were just trying to be friendly!
(Pob mk2, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Also. House of the Dead: Overkill verdict:
Awesome fun. Too short. Rubbish if you don't get the gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I'll nae bother then.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# If your Wii is online and you feel the need to lose at Mario Kart sometime, message me your codes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# A lass at work keeps asking me aswel!!
Will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# once i've got mario kart
and have got up to a level i feel confident at i'll be in touch

i get pissed off on GH when people turn up for a challenge, and then storm off when i'm winning 3-0 on the third song in a best of 7
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# ^ This
I love this sort of game so the replay value for me is quite high, but even with the extra mode and the unlockables it's a bit on the slim side. And the gun works really well, much better than the official zapper and I'd wager it improves gameplay in quite a few other FPS games too.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# *witty retort*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# hehehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I was like what have you done...
then i noticed... and i was like totally woah yeah? and then i went to bed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# WOAH, BE CAREFUL. Bed can be hazardous.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i fell once
but i was dreaming i was falling and i fell for real yeah scary man real scary!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Dr'mmner
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# IT'S JESUS KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# This is incorrect, this is not how drumming works
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# It is a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# No, rack toms do not have smiley faces on them
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# WHY NOT D:<
THEY SHOULD
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# MINE DO.
I SUSPECT YOU NEGLECT YOUR RACK TOMS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Well They are in kent and im in sheffield :(((((((
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# NEGLECT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# ITS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE A DRUM KIT ON A TRAIN USING ONLY ONE PERSON :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# IF YOU LOVED THEM ENOUGH YOU WOULD FIND A WAY.
ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I DONT REALLY HAVE THE SPACE HERE TO PUT THEM
IVE GOT SNARE, CYMBALS, AND PEDALS ITS ALL I NEED TO USE AT A PRACTICE PLACE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# D:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# >:@ ARHGERHARGAHRGHAHaahahaHA!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# MINE DO
amateur
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Stop drumming badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# >:(
ITS JAZZ
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Never thought I'd get to post this here

De-ris: A superhoop is a special type of drum hoop
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# That just looks like a normal one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# It is. A superhoop is triple-flanged 1.6mm and (IIRC) are only made by Pearl.
I couldn't find a decent picture of a Superhoop* so a generic one had to do. Pun still stands.

*LOLGOATSE
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Oh I use yamaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Me too :)
I have a six piece Yamaha 8000 in Cobham blue. Aquarian double thins, Iron cobra double pedal and various cymbals accumulated over the years including a 16" Sabian Virgil Donati Sig Crash. It's my pride and joy.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Oh mines not as good I dont think
its a stage custom advantage in british racing green. Iron cobra double pedal and a set of pro sonix and an extra pro crash.
I cant afford nice things :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# That's a really nice kit - Stage Customs have a really good reputation and I've owned a Pro Sonix Crash/Ride/Hats pack in the past and been impressed.
I only have a nice kit because I spent an entire term's student loan on the shell pack a couple of years ago in a too good to miss deal from a friend. I used to have a piecemeal kit that was all different drums bought on ebay for next to nothing.

I got all my cymbals and hardware on ebay by watching it like a hawk for good Buy it Nows.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Yeah I want a decent cymbal set then I'll be happy
AA's or something like that.
But I got it for £350 off my uncle, and it was in basically new condition.

I'd Ideally love a DW set, but who wouldnt!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Aye, me too. I used to spend my time on a drum forum before here and the nicest kits I've ever seen are from a UK manufacturer called Highwood
This one is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Its too gold, too gold!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# LIES!
Dammit, all this discussion of drums has distracted me from 28 days later.

*Returns to TV*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# it's not a real musical instrument
unless it's partly held together with gaffa tape
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Moog and a Casio
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# DRUMCANNON. DRUM DRUM SHOOT SHOOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# omfg wow ur well right
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha
:D Aces!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# OKAY SO I DRUMMED ONCE AND THEN I SHOT VARIOUS ITEMS.
I SHOT A POTATO. A LEG. NOUNS. AND GREENLAND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# RAAAAWK!
ANIMAL ANIMAL!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# NEEDS MORE SPRINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# THE SPRINGS ARE INVISIBLE TO THE NACKED EYE.
USE THE ZOOM/ENHANCE FUNCTION.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOU GOD DAMNED DRUMS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# TOO LATE AT NIGHT FOR DRUMNINGS
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# you never see the drummer running across the stage
...like they do with guitars...
That would be BEST ROCK OF ALL TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# CROWDSURFDRUMSOLO!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# YEAHHHH!!!
*HEAD BANGS*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *BANGS HEAD*
GET THESE FUCKING DRUMS OFF ME :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# *BANGS DRUMS*
oh
*removes drums*
*BANGS DRUMS*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Need to get those toms tuned if they sound like that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha!
Marvellous Mr We are
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Suddenly, DRUMS
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I must have this hat
I simply must
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# that hat is the bestest
I need it for shenanigans
(Pob mk2, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# big big:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# argh it's a lemon rush!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I HERALD THE START OF THE GAY SHIFT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# quick say the prayer!!
actually i think the gay shift could get a bit straighter if i put my drawing up...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# WORSHIP TIME
GET YOUR CARROTS READY
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# TO the gayshift. TO THE GAYSHIFT.
fuck me how many wii adds can the front page hold??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# OKAY WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE DRUMMER AT THE MOMENT?
 
This is Brian and he is fucking amazing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaizLhCheGs
also he has a nice voice and he plays guitar and bass when he wants (sometimes while drumming).
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# GO GO CAPTAIN PATAFLAFLA!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# OH HAI THAR VIMODS

Click for massive-bastard-shank-you-inna-teeth size

I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO SOME TRULY AWESOME NOISE SOUNDS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# The certainly is some noises :D
Today, I have mostly been pretending I was at this concert in Cleveland, Ohio.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvWEImblLvc

Lovely pic as ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Yarr ye skurvy dogs
(not you because you are made of lemons and shouldn't ever get skurvy).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Lo Miss Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# 'lo Sush!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# My batteries have run out of oomph
so I shall do sleepies now.
Night B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Haha! Nice theorising!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Like the Pogues on speeeeed
Nice pic.
How do drummers drum thet fast!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# They ductape extra drumsticks to thier arms on springs.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# This is a logical explaination!
Thanks muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I am going to have to draw this now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Yay!!

But do it with Rick Allen!!

/makes it hard for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# No they dont, they use double pedals and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# CLEARLY THIS IS LIES AND UNTRUTH OR YOU WOULD HAVE SPOKEN UP EARLIER.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I was watchign zombees
But it was a break, now its back on again
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# What channel?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# 4 - 28 days later
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Schweeet.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# This' probably been discussed many times before
but spiders would make awesome drummers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# double kick pedal
the sticky thing hits once when you press down on the foot pad then again as your foot lifts up. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I have one of them
Well its basically 2 pedals for the bass drum
You just go really fast with legs and shit and leave the hats closed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# always leaved the hats closed
other wise your heads will gets wets in the rains
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Badum-tisch!
Ha ! Drum pun!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I thought I might be able to snare you with that one
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# You've taken him for a ride
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# IM IN UR BASS
RUMBLIN UR EARS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Well that too
I like loose hats tho, they have a fuller sound

And open the hats while hitting them makes a .... well I cant onomatapia the noise but I like the sound
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Wuss!

As in the sound, not you!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Fuck you!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I edited!
I don't want you being all cuntish too!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Bastard! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Sorry dude.
Had a problem witha b3tan,he's gone the way of the ignore now.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Yeah I heard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Sush and Stan have had a falling out
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# The guy is a prick!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# don't be angry at the internet
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Oh let him!
For some reason he has got a craw over some non existant slight. Dickhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# yes.. he is.
 
I think a fistful of ritalin every few hours may be helpful in his case
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# SQUIEEEEMPHFFHGT!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# No, its softer then that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
#
squieeemphffhgt
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Scottish Pirate metal? Lol
EDIT: ACTUALLY NOW I LISTENED TO IT IT SOUNDS LIKE MONKEY ISLAND MUSIC ONLY FASTER AND MORE SHOUTY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I thought you were going to bed
to watch killer monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Its zombies now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Wouldnt know,
another film I have never seen :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Its zombees and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Wasn't it directed by Oscar winning director Danny Boyle?
I should really watch it. I love his films
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# He is a top bloke.
I enjoyed his tigger jump.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Yeah :)
I loved the story this morning too. Apparently last week he went into his local social club with his Golden Globe and his Bafta in a carrier bag :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Probably the guy won oscars or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# IT IS GOD DMAN LIQUID AWESOME IN YOUR EARS AND YOU KNOW IT
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I WANT MORE WENCHES.
MORE WENCHES AND MEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Im watching zombees on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# ZOM!-B T.V.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# BEEEEEES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# LOTS OF WENCHES IS WHAT I NEED.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I would like a wench,
or maybe just a nice girly, that would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Orrr....
A wench!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# No, a nice girly whos nice and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Oh one of those
It is nice when people are nice and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Yeah niceness is alot better then wenchness in the long run
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I though you were going to bed
for 28 days!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Im not quite in bed yet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Good!
It's hardly a bedtime film!!

Shits me right up!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Thats why I didnt actually get into bed,
that and I need a shit aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Tell the interwebs!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Oh I will
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I'm sure it would you tart!
Not that you can read this anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# RUM DRUM OF RUM
WHAT A KONUNDRUM
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# HO-HUM o_o
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Rum makes me all numb
And I can poke stuff with my thumb with much funmb
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# hum
I'll admit it's cute, but surely that's a novelty record?
you wouldn't seriously want to listen to that more than once or twice, unless getting rid of unwanted party guests.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Perhaps it will wear thin tomorrow
but right now IT IS KING.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# whereas The Mollusk has yet to lose its charm
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtTJMTbR6Lg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# There are many colours in the homo rainbow
Weird beard for the win

mad caddies shitting ruled live.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Monkeys > that one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# monkeys is absolutley lush
but not at all pirate themed :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# No, but its better :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# damn, I NEED this DVD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SESy8ccN4kw

yet to find it on zone 4 though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Unless of course
it was a pirate-themed party?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# well then I should simply suggest a nice game of walk the plank
 
PREFERABLY OUT THE WINDOW OF AN EXTREMELY HIGH BUILDING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# WHY DO YOU HATE PIRATES.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# HOME TAPING IS KILLING MUSIC
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Fantastic noise sounds!
*soundfeeds*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# YARRrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ARR HOW BE YE MATEY?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ARGh.
Yarrr.

Gooood TAaaa. You?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# All Scotsmen are pirates
but not all Scotsmen are metal pirates.
Also the fella on the left's beard is mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I am unsure on this pirate metal lark
I like it sort of in ahumourous fashion for a song or two..but I don't think I could manage a whole album of it.

although I think you should do a music video with your character blokies.. that would be lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# URgh
I Dont seem to have the patients to animate properly any more.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# YARGHHH!!
Love that music :D
*ROCKS OUT*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I'd listen to your noises, but I like listening to mine too much.
SRY, LEMUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Hello Satan...
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I bet halfway through that you wished you'd never started:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Yeah
It was a layery nightmare. I now realise what the colour coding is good for.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i know i did
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Ahh, much neater than mine Mictolad
I'm going to hell AND getting bollocked off Satan.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# it's not better than yours
it's equally good ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# *click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*

s'not working
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# ha ha
but you have now made a rather substantial deposit in my offshore account.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Top innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I remember when you had bawls!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Aye, me too. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Haha genius!!
very funny
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Arf!
Oooh 28 days later on the telly!

Goodnight internets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I thought that was a 'Jade dying soon' joke you sick freak!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Nope, just killer monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# ARRGGH!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# if I could be someone else
it'd be anyone EXCEPT her
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# top marks for perseverance
i'll be glad when she's no longer newsworthy, it's all i've ever wanted from her, don't care how she goes, would prefer her not to die obviously, but i'll be glad when she's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I don't care whether she lives or dies, I just don't wish a painful death on anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# nor do i sir
nor do i, very sad state of affairs.

i just don't want to see or hear about her constantly, same applies to most minor celebs, and a lot of 'major' ones too. i'm afraid dear old jade, bless her, had me shouting at the telly from the moment i saw her.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# haha
luckily I had already fled the country before she arrived on the scene :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I was saying that I thought
she looked quite attractive with the bald head and a colleague said, yes she's really lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# There's a girl at work with a bald head.
She is mega attractive.
I don't think she has cancer though, she's been here too long!(if that's not a bad thing to say)Plus she's working!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# i have a thing for skinhead girls
it started with sinead o'connor, had a skinhead girlfriend once, scared the beejesus out of me, first date was going to get the back of her hand tattooed with a permanent henna type design, and i won't go into the piercings
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# androgyny
is sexy. Though being the narcissist that I am, I would say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I did one of these with a journalist called Andrew Dodd.
By the time I had resized his head for the thirty second time I was ready to kill kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I wanted to do Jade one.
All I could think was Goodies!! I started it, Thought something funny would occur. Fuck IT!
She's got cancer! and here she looks like a giant dog.


Click for bigger (406 kb)
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# That's rather good actually.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Maybe her leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# hehehe!
whether that be jade or not, that's a fine image.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# One heartily concurs.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# fucking hell i can't stand the goodies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# All Goodies?
Goodys or Goodies??
I can't stand the fucking Magic roundabout!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# i've never really liked tomato ketchup myself.
edit/ at this rate i'll have enough stuff about me to post 25 things on facebook, for whatever reason folk do that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
A STALKER AND ITS NOT D JOHNSTON!!!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# What?
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAT!!!!!!!

They were ace in their time.
But the shows haven't aged well at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Neither have I, which is why me and the Goodies get on very well indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Yeah but you're only 23!


;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Hands up this is a minor threadjack!!!
what hairstyle would you associate with nicole kidman?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Long, slighty curly blonde hair.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# i have a sketch of her mug here and i can't decide on the hairstyle
to me she seems to be associated with the style you suggest, and a very harsh, tight bun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I already explained,,, already! god sake.
All I could think was Goodies!! I started it, Thought something funny would occur. Fuck IT!
She's got cancer! and here she looks like a giant dog.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# brazillian
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# in eyes wide shut it was a landing strip...
although im thinking about here head hair
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# what stan said then
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# "The Nicole"
Like "The Rachel" but different.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# "papa"
you'll need to be a certain age
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Damn!
I'm old!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHMVsv5cD7E

5:15 i'm still in love
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# who's rachel?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Bint from friends
Jennifer Aniston
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Charmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# they were well ahead of their time
in their time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# They don't make sense anymore.
But they did when I was 8!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# the goodies made perfect sense in the two episodes i've seen.
beef eaters shrink if they don't get beef and over-sensitive people faint at the word brassiere
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I have much time for Messrs Garden & Brooke-Taylor
Oddie can f*ck right off
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
2 people more than enough for a trio anyhow.*

*misquote from john bird.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# He was the best one!!
I see your point in this current timeframe
but surely you didn't think that in 1979?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# bollocks oddie was the best of them!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# sacrilege!
 
although I haven't seen an episode in about twenty years..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Soon all the cancer will be absorbed by it been a dog.
*hull please*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# bindun?
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# yup!
/but don't worry, you won't be the last :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# .
dammit.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Arf!
I haven't seen it yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# What if it has bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# People will get upset, kittens die, cheese will go off

That sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Cats and dogs living together
pandemonium
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# HORRORS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# but trust me on the sunscreen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# This would be the second wedding and a funeral!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Then he will laugh at you and call you names,
like nincompoop and scallywag and such!

What japes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# possibly too soon
is she dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# not yet, but 'Heat' magazine are bidding for the cremation pics...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# this makes me feel warm inside
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Mustn't. Laugh.
Won't. Laugh.

It's odd, I have found previous posts about her offensive (the ones that imply she deserves terminal cancer) yet this one doesn't offend.

I wonder where this imaginary line is that shouldn't be crossed. Apart from in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# This isn't really saying she deserves to die
but she always annoyed me just by existing in the public eye.

Not to be cynical or cold-hearted anything though, her new husband gets a good deal out of this.. wads of cash when she pops her clogs, and probably quite an income leeching off her memory as well
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# And on the receiving end of a lot of misdirected anger when he decides it's time to find a girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# judging from the guilty look, he's the one shitting in the birdbath
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# WAYHEY xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Howooooooooot . . . yep . . . guilty . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# He looks like he's just concocted a cunning plan.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Woo, Mr Sanity
He really does look guilty.

I haven't seen you around these parts for a least a yonk.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# i keep popping on for a gander,
but rarely find enough time to make pics.

World of Warcraft has a lot to answer for!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Fluffy bunny!


Click for bigger (63 kb)
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# This is nice, too! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I read that as...
This is nice. Tool! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# maybe his leg got shorter?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# That's
quite scary. Woo, but scary.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Mum?
Also: do I detect a JSBX reference in your username?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# A what now?!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JSBX
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Oh...
John Spencer Blues Explosion (JSBX to his mates!)...yes, it is!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# What's the splatter with it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# YAY BUN YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I see a butterfly
Oh wait, that's not an inkblot?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I'm learnin'
to use a pen tool.

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# This is lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# That's lully.
Very smooth if it's your first go.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Thanks :)
Not my first go, but my first concerted effort to use proper beziers, and as few points as necessary... rather than *clicky clicky clicky clicky all around we go...*.

Makes for rather smoother, it seems!
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Sounds good :D
Personally, I like to make cliky clicky and see where it takes me :]
One of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Noice.
*wallpapers*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# nice one
the pen tool is the work of the devil imho
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Oooh, I couldn't agree more...
Been trying for eons to master the pen of death tool. Lotsa fucksocks!
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I hated
it... which is why I wanted to get to grips with it. I'm already learning to like it more.

This has been rather helpful. As has much of the other stuff on the site.
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# This is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# nice skillz
I too am learning to do the very same thing!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I know that feeling
however you seem to be doing allot better at it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# because it's
always raining in my soul.

*knell of distant bell*
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hey Lady . . .
nice and wet too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# That's one sweaty ladybird
He's been working out hard at the gym
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# That's really lovely! :)
I also have a kitten skateboarding:
RAR ladybird!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Halt......


Hamerzeit!
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# mercy
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Woo Yay Houpla Hat Stand!
huzzah and CAKE! i meant CLICK! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Jive !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# WoooPEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# O YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# yeah yeah yeah1
vunderbar:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# oh jajajajajaja!
hammerzeit! grossartig alter knabe!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Haha, nicely done.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# nice
i loved it the first time i saw it too
b3ta.com/board/6760866
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# this
I'm sure i've seen it more than twice too. :/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:45, archived)
# I remember it from the first time
about 5 years ago!
I guess it's perennial.
it's a pretty flower though

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Arf!
Reminds me of this pown, can anyone identify the game?

pown.it/42
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# prince of persia
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# HAMMERZEIT!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Raaaaaaaawr
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# DON'T EAT YOUR KNEE!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# OMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Is he fellating someone? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Ahahah
Noo.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# OMNOMNONOMNOM
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# That thumb is coming out of his chest.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# yes, yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# He looks like he is taking something up the bum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Well, he does


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# RARARARARARARARAA
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Looks like he's two handing a massive cock.
Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Yours
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Ahahah, suure.
Hello. :] *hugs*
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# BREEE BREEE!!!
RAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I can bree.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Bree down the phone some time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Violently trying to eat a pie before it goes cold?
We've all been there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# It's tough to keep a secret . . . secret . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# very nice
but where is that thumb coming from?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# INHALING FIST
Dangerous pastime
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Somethine quite obscene for tha image challenge


Click for bigger (72 kb)
I might redraw that cock. 'Tis a bit simple.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Dun'geddit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Or better still: take a nice cock out of your 'special files' and cut it out
that'll go down nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Is it tuesday today?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# In certain places of the world, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# and those places have all been logged on today then.
Things make sense again.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Needs more magenta
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Norway?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I went to visit some relatives in Cumbria
and took this for 3d purposes. I wish I'd have done more now. :(

Click for bigger (260kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# YES!
Love these. How did you make?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# You put one picture next to the other.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# *shoves out of the way*
bugger off
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Dude!
I have a story for you.....

You have changed my life..in a way....

*Gazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# you're gay now?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Noone can resist my hairy charms
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# *resists heirachy arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# No!
Don't be disgusting!!

Eeeuw!
Touching another man's bottom???

*shudders*


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# ahaaaaa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# It's pretty simple,
you just take two pictures a couple of inches apart, then try to line them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Hmm. I tried that a while back and I failed
Will try again. It's a great effect :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# You should
there is advice on how to make them red/blue 3d somewhere and then you should tell me.

I have some Aquafresh 3d glassess for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I prefer this way to the red/blue glasses thing, but that's worth a try too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# those seams could do with a bit more work
nice sign
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Seams?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# sorry
but there's definitely a seam, i'm clearly missing something here, i can see one side is sharper than the other but....
i'm sooo sorry, it's my aged eyes.

can't make it work even if i go all crossed eyed and stuff. * suicides
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# *checks*



For some reason, I can almost always only really see it if I animate them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Wow I'm like totally there,
and I'm wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Am I slightly off?

edit:I wanted to kill that sheep. I find that the crossing the eye thing eventually works.
I can do 3d specs if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9211802
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Sorry,
I wasn't ignoring you.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Ooh!
So is that what these are supposed to look like?
I could never do magic eyes too!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I find that
if you cross your eyes so a third image is created in the middle. This will be blurry, then slowly move toward the screen eventually the result will become clear and will be much better the the moving gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# by george i think i got it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# \o/
Still seamy?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# that was my little joke which you've now made me regret
i really do think i got the 3d thing happening though, it's hard to do on a monitor with my eyes, also banged my nose on the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Sorry, I didn't get your
joke. But not about your nose. ;P

edit:oh, the fact there are two pictures and they don't join?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Just go cross-eyed till you see a blurry vision of 3 signposts
Look at the "centre" one and wait - your eyes should slowly come into focus (can take a fair few seconds).
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Blinking seems
to help too.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# this i understand
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# get that fly!! its a massive wanker
Quick
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# My god, that is fantastic.
I love these, and that is a particularly fine example.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# thank you.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# That is really weird
If I stare at it "Magic Eye" styley, I can see THREE images line up in a row.

Most odd.

/Could be the wine.....
(AMadDayYes, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Did the middle one focus?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Not quite. I could only get it to be blurred
Am I doing it all wrong?

Edit: I can see this one www.magiceye.com/3dfun/stwkdisp.shtml

;)
(AMadDayYes, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# No you're not, slowly move toward/away
and it should be come clear.

I couldn;t make out the magic eye :(
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Anaglyph version for you. Woo BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Cool, I haven;t compared
the two techniques before. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Three with mediocre's flippy version.
www.b3ta.com/board/9211809

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# true
dat.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# So we just place the puppies into this end of the machine...
and the Toupée is collected at the other end Ma'aam
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# What an ingenious piece of equipment


A boy went to see his dad, who is also a butcher.
Dad decides to show him around the shop
"Look son, this is the best machine of them all!
You put in a pig at one end, and a sausage comes out at the other end!"
"Cool! And does this also work the other way around?"
"No son. That only works with your mother"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# What? The Queen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# RoboQueen 2000
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# daarrr haha!!!
it is dad joke on many levels!!!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# haha he got a blowjob
and his son was born a pig!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I was talking to a rather ugly girl about
reincarnation the other day.
I explained "the theory is when you die you could come back as any animal."
She thinks for a bit and then says
"so after I die I could come back as a pig?"
I said "you're not listening are you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Anyway, did you pork her?
hardeeharhar!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hehehehe!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I'm lost for words.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I want a puppy hat!
But only use viscious nasty dog, not fluffeh ones!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# hahaha
laughed before it even loaded proper:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# 8K!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# That is terrible
Nice cock

Grats
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# that was not worthwhile
toaf!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# You toe(d)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Silly Tribs
Feets is not knob
Contratulations on your big, erm, number :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# you know what they say about guys with small feet
other than they fall over really easy when you push them.

it's probably as well, 'grats Tribs
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Sometimes small feet makes creatures run faster
Tigers, for instance.
Tigers running with pink handbags to be more precise.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# How can you tell whether that is a small foot or a big one?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# The amount of hawking radiation coming from it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I'm learnding!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# this
and i reckon that writing is about 12mm high, if i were writing it it would be, that foot is about 250mm tops, tiny
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# 270mm of wiggly, walky goodness, baby
Oh yeah.

And the letter P is indeed 12mm!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# i'm a very good judge of p's
and as you claim your feet are the same size as mine i retract my implication, mine are rather broad though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# The note is half a sheet of A3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# So....A4?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9211704

'grats!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha madness!
what a funny thumb:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# What a great setup !
Gratumalations !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Bah
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# You need a bigger camera!!


Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Amidoingitrite?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# How big!!!!
B/W image over 100k?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# They weren't very good at optimisation in those days
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# yay
say cheese:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Japanese war trumpets
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# TOOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Ok, ignore my GAZ then, you big shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Ooops! I read it.
And forgot!
I shall re-read it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Ha!
A LIKELY story.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# 'Grats!
Though stroking a pint of cider with your toes would have been much sexier. mmmm cider and toes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Congratulations!
*tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# :)
Congratumalations on the sexy foot.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# anyone for denis
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Aaarrgh
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Is it so very wrong to want to do naughty things to her?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# hhhahaha
you put a pearl necklace on Thatcher, you sicko
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# she was often photographed wearing them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# nice work sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# ta you too queenie, although I don't want to admit saving a maggie thatcher pic to my special directory.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# * Sicks a little...

Click for more fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# phwoar
right in the kippers
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# its a bit runny
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I don't care how fucking runny it is....

EDIT: As in the cheese sketch..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Good god
I can feel my loins stirring into life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# well, chin up, what what
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# This one is so much hotter than the blonde
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# what did you do with the rest of her chin?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# funny you should say that
i was wondering where that went too, but i'm told she has had some work done over the years

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/thatcherMOS240207_228x315.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# What the hell is wrong with you!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# oooh madame!
i've been naughty and voted lib dem--watchya gonna do to me?..........:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Oh god,I;ve only just seen this
At least we know what she was doing with my milk, selfish bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# It is a sad old non-president


Click for bigger (242 kb)
I think I might make some more of these, with different people underneath.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Mr Pineapple?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Who?
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Mr Pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Who is Mr Pineapple?
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Mr Pineapple.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# OH SHIT THATS 3 TIMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Shit, he's gonna turn up now!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Who, or what, is Mr Pineapple?
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I'm a fucking legend.
Don't you forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Well, a legend, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# IT'S HIM!

Can I please have one of your legendary fucks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# No I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# PaRaDoX
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Did that really just happen?
Like, really?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# POOF!! he appears.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# no but his lady
might
pineappleheadfacewoman4SM

edit : he might also show up
edit 2: I thaught it only worked if the same person said it 3 times in a row
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# LOOK AT THE TITS ON THAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# mmmm
now i feel like grabbing donna's tits
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Go ahead... he won't mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# *jumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# It will take a while before he notices!

wait for it..... wait for it....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# *moar jumbling*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# ahem?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# *jumble jumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# waits....

EDIT: THERE SHE IS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# hahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# NOON!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# from which you conclude im ephinany.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# It could be worse, someone might have said candlejack
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Uh-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# loves candlejack don't s.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Why did you say Mr Pineapple?
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# oh, that sortof picture it's similar to some that pineapple, and we are the lemon
and the rhyme minister make from time to time. infact where the hell is the rhyme minister?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Does Rhyme have a style?
I wouldnt recognise it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# He's at uni in plymouth, i think it's taking over his more important affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# He doesn't look it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Exactly.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I thought I'd just mention it

you know...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Warm!
(A reply to your question of an hour ago while I was in the middle of baking a chocolate cake).
How are things in Nederlands?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Heh, things are quite cool here
but days are starting to get longer, so I guess that's a start
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# he just watched that Sarah Palin porno
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I want to watch it too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# awww he is sad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# He is.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] last one from me
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# with a rocker on the back?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Power Scooter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# manchester
twisted wheel.......those were the days:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# chuckle train..
recently refurbished :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Hooray!
All trains should be like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha!~
love it!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# YAY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# *notes down number*
*avid trainspotter*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Would I?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Phoooaaaaeeeeerrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah - Tommy the Tank-Fez!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# this is real life!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# What is? B3ta?

Not it's not, it's all a dream.

(I hope)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# When chipmunks attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Right On . . . Time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# \o/
Fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# spot on
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

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