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My latest T-shirt design!

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I guess being made redundant means i can dedicate more time to getting this up and off the ground!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

Woop woop woop

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fuscous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Hehehe

Still like this

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

that's nice

well done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Zenozaurus Zex?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

Nice one!

I think it will be difficult to get the look right with it on a t-shirt though?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

I think a lot of people won't get it...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

How do you mean?

It's a line ripped straight from the new House of the Dead game (awesome game by the way)

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

I'll see what they say...

...they being the printing people. They can tell me what I need to so to make it printable. Plus this is only a draft, tings may change like innit!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

Oh yeah, I know.

It is a personal thing more than anything though, not really a fan of biq squares of printing if you get me!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

Y E S !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

Gigolo, sucker!

BBC News Story

(KingOfMyCastle, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

ooh the bounder!

/still would

woo yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

hahahaha

silly cows

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

The poor guy is frozen stiff

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

You've thawed about this quite a bit . . . haven't you . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

did someone say Thaw???

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

so they've saved money

by making Ready Steady Cook and the Really Wild Show in the same studio, at the same time?

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giant_squid, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Yeah :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

Hover-ready-meal!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

What are you on about?

That is perfect shopping! :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

Haven't a clue chap

I've never shopped a pic in my life

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

Yeah!

So shut your trap Boyyyeeeeeeeeeeee! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

*reposts vaguely relevant offensive shit*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

hahahaha

though I don't get the BBQ one.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

July 7th 2005. CCTV footage.

/already going to hell, so who gives a fuck?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

ah I see

(tenuously related, obviously)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

Ha ha, nice.

The hue of those bricks is perfect. I'm having a Tottenham Court Road flashback.

Seriously, that toob station is the windiest place on fucking earth, I swear.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How rare :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

seal pizza

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

alright

sorry, I've tried to hold off, but I can't any longer.

nice weekend? I found saturday to be enjoyable :D

also, this may or may not be of interest (unrelated) www.b3ta.com/board/9251958 *whores*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

sheeple!

I've had a shit weekend, team lost against diddies, drinking alone, nobody phoning...

roll on this weekend :/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

hehe, it'll be an exciting one, perhaps

the Clash of the Tit(an)s

I'll shower you in abuse next sunday if you're feeling lonely.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

pffh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

*hugs*

Poor prodge :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

Is that Terry Nutkins?

I have a nightmare of ending up with his bald patch

(Hagbard MacDougal, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

It sure is.

I believe the curry contains his fingers.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

The Best Thing About The Credit Crunch - poll

I asked for suggestions on the best thing about the credit crunch - and here they are. Now I need you to order them by voting for your favourite.

It's going to all go into a book-like thingie the I Spot Internet Humour one we did.

The best thing about the credit crunch

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

urghh

*head asplodes*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

/links

Edit:

Don't know about my favourite thing, but the saddest thing about it is that the b3ta proof-reader has been laid off.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

is cocaine any cheaper?

if anything with the weak pound I would have thought it would be more expensive

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

halved in price according to the telegraph

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4602051/Cocaine-cheaper-than-lager-and-wine-as-drug-price-falls-by-half.html

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

yay!

*buys coke off the Tories*

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

£20??

Where?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

due to bankers not being able to afford the high prices

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

No cheap mortgage payments for me.

Hooray for the buy-to-letters not finding it so easy though. I remember when we were looking for our first place to buy and every one we saw for ages had been already bought by Sara and Tarquin from fucking Islington or wherever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

^this

Last summer everyone was saying "Get a fixed-rate mortgage, get fixed-rate energy tariffs" ... so we did.

Now all the variable rates and variable tariffs are down, and we're still paying the same fucking rates for the next 5 years.

Cunts.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

Ah, ours runs out this August.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

If it makes you feel any better

We got a tracker rate.

A year ago we were paying £1150 a month.
We are now paying £150 a month.

Is there an opposite of shadenfreude?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

I know

that if there is, it should be called Freudenshade

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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

TURNIPS!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

PARSNIPS!!!

PAAAAAAARSNIPS!!!!!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

vegetable of the Gods

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

We'll see

Vegtables of the gods?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

POTATOES ISN'T A VEGETABLE

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

POTATOES ROAM FREE ON THE PLAINS, BLEATING MERRILY

I'm going out for a cigarette.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

Maybe not

But it's certainly my favourite Vegtable. Can you imagine trying to use broccoli to support your desklamps?

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Boras the anachronism, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

I voted for turnips

because they had no votes and it made me sad

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

I voted for brocolli

because it's nice and it's little trees.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

I'd rather eat brocolli too

I'm not even sure I've ever tried a turnip

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

brocolli does have the highest IQ of the four

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)

I really want to know how those 4 made the final

Because I would have voted for cauliflower had I been given the chance.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

you've just answered your own question

Cauliflower indeed!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

turnips beat cauliflower after extra time

in the semi-final at Villa Park in February.

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)

and potatoes killed sprouts in gladiatorial combat

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

cauliflower are you insane?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

there's no hope for him...

he's obviously in a vegetative state, and therefore a cabbage

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'll give you a cauliflower ear in a minute...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

He has a point.

Cauliflower cheese is one of the finest things you can do with a vegetable

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

On it's own it's crap though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

I quite like it stir fried

Of course, this is all irrelevant because onions will win every time.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

sir fried brocolli is good

brocolli's like a better cauliflower.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

Broccoli is good but dull.

I do have some purple sprouting stuff for tea though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

Nice with a bit of crab.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

It'll have to make do with a bit of pork

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

brocoli and crab?

blasphemy!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

I'm quoting TV.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

Thank Christ

there's someone else on the board who can spell 'broccoli'.

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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

Stir fried cauliflower cheese

That's just weird.

(Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

"Broccoli is full of iodine...

so should be eaten by those exposed to atomic radiation; some of us feel, not otherwise." Katherine Whitehorn, Cooking in a Bedsitter

(TheBowlOfPetunias : "Oh no, not again...", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

Eww

You dirty parsnip-lovers.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

you what? parsnips? are you mad? TTUUUURRRRNNNIIIPPPSSSSS!!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

PPPPPARSNIPS!!

are superior in every way

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Well if that is your attitude, I shall say good day to you, sir.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

Darn. There's no option for

Phil Spencer (He of Location, Location, Location fame) having to pass his Home Finding company into the hands of administrators.

So, Holidays in Britain it is then :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

*Glees as hoping to set up own b&b in the near future*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

Really?!

Where?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

West coast of Wales

Going down end of this month to check out some
up-for-sale places. I can no longer work for someone else.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

Oh wow, good for you!

I hope it all goes well. I'll be coming to visit if it does. YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

You can, but I'll cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

You know you'll be more than welcome

I'd do you a good rate too ;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

Eeee!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

Whereabouts?

that's where i live half the time

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Leave me alone or I'll call the police

Looking around Pembrokeshire, Cardigan Bay, but not ruling out Brecon!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

all lovely places

good luck

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

good for you, sounds ace :)

really hope it all works out for you :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Thanks Archie!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

*b3ta Bash at your gaff in the near future then* :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

If I've the acreage we can have b3tafest!!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

euphemism ahoy!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

hah

good one

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

don't really care about stupid polls

/nazi blog

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

I shop at Waitrose

and hadn't noticed a no-frills brand, I'll look out next time.
I'm looking forward to Harvey Nicks Food Halls getting in on that one.

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fuscous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

*casts mysterious vote*

*relurks*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

or.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

hahaha

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

heh

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

Fuck! We've been had!

www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/11/tinfoil_hats_as_government_plot/
It's all a plot by the Evil Bacofoil Committee.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

That

is amazing

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

It keeps changing colour!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

Fags

They raised the duty on fags so they didn't drop in price with the cuts.

Bastards!

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

where is 'Bankers on teh dole'?

Not sure their suicide is as good as them having to slum it like the rest of us

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sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

Blockbusters went bust?

When?

(rpophessagr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

I suppose...

...my unemployable neighbour and his six-strong spawn of Satan going on holiday for a month in California on the back of his benefits counts as "The poor being smug", then.

Clicks, HARD

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

Says a lot for Britain...

...that the thing we celebrate the most is someone else's failure. Sigh.

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

~~Britain~~ b3ta

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)

I'd say the best thing is stuff being cheaper.

My last 3 big purchases have been
Flights and included visa/insurance/etc. to australia - €1332
iPod - €170
digital camera - €140

Fucking win.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

35. Taxi Drivers have a new default thing to talk about

A stilted conversation about the busyness/quietness of the evening seems to have been replaced by moans about the credit crunch as the default conversation on the way home.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

haha ^ this

although it kind of misses the magic of oblivious racism

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Grundlebiscuit, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)

How did

David Bowie cause the Credit Crunch?

(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

Daily Mail reading OAP's who emigrated to Spain

while the pound was strong against the Euro laughing in the faces of people stupid enough to stay in "Bloody" Britain whilst swanning around the Costa's ruining the Spanish building industry with their high disposable incomes and bragging to their stay-at-home friends and family that they could buy a cup of tea for 3p.

Thanks to the collapse of Sterling, they now can't afford to buy a loaf of bread on the state pension and their luxury apartments with swimming pools are worth fuck all, which means they can't return "home".

Boo Hoo

THAT is the best thing about the credit crunch.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

Yay!

Right on.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

FUCK YES

Best thing EVER

'Broken Britain is being ruined by farking immigrants, I'm orf to Spain'

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)

It's not that funny

You cock box.

(furby, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)

'tis.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

Turnips

I already grew my own turnips..

(Lossy, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)

My Poll

My Cock

(Lordy, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)

the best thing about the credit crunch

seems to be that people would like to imagine they are touching my cock via the medium of statistical graph. Go on - have a click.

(Lordy, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

Robot Wars! Huh! What are they good for?

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giant_squid, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How silly :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

pffft

Robot ACAS, ACTIVATE!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

I used to fucking LOVE robot wars.

There were some genuinely brilliant fights.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

what was the one that was controlled by the ginger he/she...

umm chaos

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

Oooh yes, I remember him/her

Very squeaky voice...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

Deeplameetic immoonitoy!!!

woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

hehehe

I used to watch that on BBC2 years ago.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

Nice!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

Yay, hatstands!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

I'd like to thank you

for now I'm thinking about Philippa Forester

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

you mean you ever stopped?!

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giant_squid, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

well, no

just now I'm thinking about her harder

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

as am i.

mmmmmm lovely philippa

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

Tonk as fuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

tonk?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

Sturdy, muscular, Mickey Rourke-esque.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

haha

I still think she's hot.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

Oh I'm not saying she's not

but she could take any one of us and win.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

I don't mind

her winning.

(Harry, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

She's a tongue-twister

like Peggy Babcock

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

is that slang for lesbian?

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

if you like

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

hahaha

:D hurray for robotpeace!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

*drone bombs Pakistan*

diplo-what?

stegga-whu?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

fuck off

and do some work
edit: www.b3ta.com/board/9252229

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

thanks

also - it turns out you could do my job...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

if you ever need maternity cover

I'm your man

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

That can be read in more ways than one...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

Rurd

(Hagbard MacDougal, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)

hahaha, wonderful :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)

Hahahahaha

"cock me" :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)

Turteleh ehce.

*reverts*

*click*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

Haha.

That's brilliant.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Utter aceness :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

excellent shoppage

mister

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

hahaa

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

haha

This makes me laugh.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

Hahahaha

Ace

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

heheheh

classic!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

hahaha - funny stuff - nice one!

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

oh my :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

i lolled

woo

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

Hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

Ooooo

Punnage most foul.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

Ace!

but don't make him angry, he is a total cyclepath...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)

Love it!

Quite superb in its daftness.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

Mungo the mongo sez hi

Sause is worse
leenks.com/gallery799-7.htm

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

If you crossed hexachordal with a duck and made him sort of Spanish he'd be this guy.

The guy in the source, I mean.

edit: why is that girl about to eat the other's chin?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

the other girl has soup

running down her chin left over from lunch. she eats funny but you're not allowed to mention it as she gets quite upset .

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

soupchin anwser ftw!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

I saw those pics on links yesterday.

Shocking!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

kill it with torches and flaming pitchforks!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

Soon all the cool kids will be looking like this

And I'll be sat there on the kerb, laughing into my drink.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

Tonyandguytis. That's what they're all suffering from.

That's what happens when you let a 15 year old with ADHD and a half-eaten packet of haribo sours loose on your hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

Top answer :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)

*bows*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)

Hahaha.. have a pea...

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)

Wales is it? Have a pea yourself...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)

Funnier in my head, blah blah blah.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

Hahahaha...

Aces you loony toon :D

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

Meh ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

Dooooohhhhh!!!!

Sorry to TJ but EVERYBODY GO AND LOOK AT MY WICKED COOL COMPO IDEA

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

hasn't this been done before?

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

That's a good idea!!!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

GREAT

that was supposed to be in big font. :(

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

I think something similar has been done fella

I could be wrong though

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

Worth a go :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

I tried to do the opposite of "tilt shift" once

I tried to make a model train set look real.

It didn't work.

meh.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

Dyer?

Well, the moistness'll help soothe a burnt neck.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

...

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

Yay!

I can't decide who's expression is best

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

yours is

its very whimsical

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

I am filled with whimsy

right up to the brim

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

did you need a special attachment

for that?

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

Yeah, you need a Whimsimagic

You can get them for £7.82 at any 'good' JML stockist... just make sure you check for sharp bits on the end though... I nearly had a nasty accident

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

*doesn't check for sharp bits*

*has nasty accident*

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)

Those faces are very well chosen.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

That Tess Daly has let herself go a bit

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

Possibly so she'd appear to not be marrying for charity sponsorship.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

I bet the Bruce source shows him mid-fretmelting solo.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

nicely done

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

TRUFAX - In the UK, you are never more than 20ft from a rat!

Extra Bigness

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

that's what they want you to think....

this is lovely :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

ha!

Good afternoon sir.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

afternoon fella, hope you're well

nice one :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK

testicles?
balloons?
horse radishes?
giant turkey?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

a prosthetic arse

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

strangled tits

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)

GIANT PILES

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

bruised tonsils

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

glowing grapes?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

inflatable neck pillow?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

YOU MISSED OUT THE WORDS "ON AVERAGE, NOT"

and replaced them with "never"

edit: how rude. I like your picature.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

That's really quite special.

You'll be nearing the yak fields soon (Vic Reeves joke- he and my dad are the same person, just different faces).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

haha - little blighters

Ikea now sell cuddly rats in 3 different colours.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

No doubt they'll be some sorl of NIPLIK storage sacks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

Do they still sell Ophelia Vag cushions?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

I think Ophelia asked them to stop...

she wasn't keen on posing for the catalogue after she hit 84

you've spoiled it now with your correction

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

nah, just broken banjo strings.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

haha

aw, how lovely.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

ballons!

:D

this is a happy glee filled image

unless of course the man in the hat is a tax inspector

and the rats are trying to make a getaway

faster little rats! he wants your undeclared earnings!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

He's the Fat Controller...

not that that was my intention... bugger.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

he has the power over fat!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

and trains!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

and fat trains!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

But can he train fat?

We must experiment!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

maybe he can deliver vats of fat by train

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

I've seen him do that...

it's horrible when Thomas has to stop quickly though... fat all over the place!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

beautiful

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

I went up in the attic yesterday

and when I put the light on staring right at me not 5 centimetres from my nose was the cold dead eyes of a dead mouse.

I shat my pants, obviously.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

If you were standing up in the attic I'd understand why.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

Hahaha no I'd only just opened the hatch

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

well, technically, it wasn't staring at you

what with being dead and all

it was more of an unfortunate juxtaposition, on this occasion.

personally I'd be more worried about the huge spider that's just climbed onto your head

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

I'm sorry

are you trying to say I need a haircut?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

haha

do you?

I haven't seen a picture of you

do you need a haircut?

only the spiders can truly tell you

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

I read somewhere that the average human eats 8 spiders a night whilst asleep.

Ok, I didn't. I'd just like it to be true.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

nom nom nom

how many calories in them

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boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

14 to 80,000

depending on the size of the spider.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)

Beter than the crazed, brain starved eyes of a (un)dead mouse methinks.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

you are never more than 20feet

from someone telling you, that you are never more than 20 feet from a rat

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boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

This is true...

You're also never more than 30 feet from someone asking the question "What about if you're in a hot air balloon, or hang gliding or something? Eh?"

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

Lenny Henry

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)

Hahaha

Marvellous

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)

Who's got your dad?

I'll get him back for ya! :D

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

good christ,

It's taken me 15 minutes to figure out that this isn't an obscure Lenny Henry reference.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

I've found something small.

The bill. For my appearance. As I'm obviously out of money and dignity.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

^^this

and how cocking small does that bed look that he falls back into?! OOOO this bed is so big and comfy!!1111 Well why is two thirds of your body on the floor then?

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

It's Nicholas Ball I feel sorry for

from top TV actor to Lenny Henry's stooge

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)

*pays*

oh, did you mean lenny? :(

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

I did, but I haven't got much money.

Lots of dignity though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

so do I have to pay for your appearance or not?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

You've never had to before.

You could let us caj a fag though, I've only got rollies and they're not hitting the spot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

ok.

I'll give you a packet. They're still comparatively cheap here. I expect you to arrive before teatime.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

That's a lot of miles. Can't you come here?

I'll cook for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

do you have frikadellen?

no. move it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

I don't, but Lidl does.

You make a good point though. Alright, but I'm commandeering your cat and television. *flies*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

You better no be kidding.

You can still cook. I like my dinner before 9.

Edit: pfft, that was, honestly, a typo.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

Well I like my dinner before masses of cake so go and forage, manbeast.

edit: yerright.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

I can promise cake.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

It better be good cake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)

the best cake.

german cake.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

As long as it's jew-free.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

haha

you're dark.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

No I'm not officer

I'm Aryan as anything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

I have always imagined that word to be spelled "cadge"

If you drive to Abingdon you can have a cigarette from me. Or I can post it to a P.O. Box.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

Abingdon isn't far

there's a shop in or near there that they sometimes tell me about on the telly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

does it sell things?

If so I may know the one.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

It does, big things I believe.

Perhaps furnitular objects. That's FURNITURE. Hooray for capslock.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

the tough people use left shift.

I HAVE A PINKY FINGR LIKE A WEIGHTLIFTER'S BICEP.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

It was an accident.

I bet you diddle yourself with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

awooga awooga!

oh no hang on that wasn't him

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

There's more than one black man?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

one, with many false moustaches and wigs

he is extremely busy at all times

edit: he's Mr Gear

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

Phew.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)

nice source image

is that from www.lethalbridgesoftheworld.com ?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

you could very easily have horsed me then

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

The death of the official site

has genuinely brought new fear to b3ta!

I have been horsed 3 times since yesterday :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

do they have horses in Pakistan

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

I just don't have the heart to horse anymore, man

THE HORSES ARE GONE!!

*cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)

NO WAY

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

*rages*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

Goodbye hooooorsesssss

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

"goodbye marey mane"

"if I never see you again"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

Horses are alive and well

Here

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

That's the one!

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

he's still an unfunny c**t

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

s'a shame

his standup stuff used to be brilliant.. why is it people cease to be funny when they get old and rich?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

because they become rich, lazy...and don't need to try as hard anymore

as they can live off the royalties from clips shows and their 'good deeds' every year

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

Not all of them.

I watched an evening with John Waters recently, and he's got funnier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

That is fucking hilarious

Was that the My Filthy Life thing?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)

It might have been, a mate sky plussed it

was it just John talking about his life whilst on stage?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

...

I began to like him (even) less when I discovered that he didn't write his own material.

He's even nicking Shakespeare's gags now.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

I remember 3 of a kind

it was good

of course, this was eons ago

please, Mr Henry, be funny again

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

Egg her on.

(tryptych The only exercise I ever get is hiccupping., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)

Humpty Dumpty was a cannon.

Not an egg.

Apparently.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

'tis true

used against Oliver Cromwell I believe

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)

did they drop it on his head?

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

it was on a tower

and when the troops laying seige to the castle asploded the tower, it fell and broke. The cavalry (all the king's horses/men) tried to repair it but couldn't.

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

yup..which split during the Civil War

i think

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)

WHAT A FUCKING GAY NAME FOR A CANNON.

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Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)

Pfft!

Yeah, they should have called it Hendick McNasty instead or something!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)

yeah, doomfire or something sounds cooler

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)

Or Bastardcock

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)

i prefer "war bastard"

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)

FUCKBOOMRAPIST.

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Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

AWRIGHT LADS!! WHEEL OUT THE FUCKBOOMRAPIST!!!!

Seriously, who's gonna stand around when they know the FUCKBOOMRAPIST is about to be let loose?

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Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

SOLDIERS!

COCK THE FUCKBOOMRAPIST!

Yeah, you're right, that does work :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

PERZACKLY!

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Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)

You may know this as the FUCKBOOMRAPIST

And I can't remember whether I fired six shots or just five ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)

HAHAHA

Dirty Harry woulda had soooo much more punch if he used a FUCKBOOMRAPIST.

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Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

What about

The Cunterupper?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

"Nasty Metal Killing Bastard" has a certain appeal, no?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

"metal doom tube of death" anyone?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

Haha this^

Especially if it was a 16th century cannon a massive bloke carried around like a minigun.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

TFU.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

bastardcock sat on a wall

bastardcock had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put bastardcock tgether again

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

But that is a moot point.

If it were called Bastardcock it never would have broken!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

au contraire

it cites a tourist board pamphlet, highest of reference sources.

I agree, it's not a terrifying name for a weapon. They should have called it "Steve".

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

I call bullshit on this

and all popular historical explanations of nonsense rhymes and other expressions (brass monkeys, ring-a-ring-o-roses about the plague, etc.)
I'm a bit too lunchtime-drunk to find references properly, but it's Googlable.

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Newington, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

Whoops!

First Google hit: www.indianchild.com/history_origins_nursery_ryhmes.htm

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

Yes, I know it's a popular story.

That page doesn't seem anything in the way of actual references, though, it just asserts it. Wikipedia lists several other explanations, probably all equally bullshit.

And Humpty Dumpty is a gay name for a cannon.

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Newington, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

tits, this was meant for here

www.b3ta.com/board/9252279

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

Indeed.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)

poor jade

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

Whatever I type will suck.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)

crackin'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)

yay

*makes toast soldiers*

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)

"everyone makes toast soldiers"

"they don't divide them into ranks"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)

DON'T EAT THE COLONEL.

It'll upset the rest of the men.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)

*loves*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

*centres your yang*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

dirrrrty

*judas boogies*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

all 'hello' and 'hi...'

a real clever bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

and i didn't ask to have to insult you, yet here we are, maybe in another life we could have been scilian brother and owned a small taverna

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)

Give you a few years.

Keep washing though. Washing is good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

"COUGH"

*nudges*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

A story

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Newington, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

Na na na na! Na na na na!

Na na na na na na!

/This musical text interpretation was brought to you by Redsushi! Enterprises. This song and its copyright held by Roobarb and Custard.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

dammit, I was gonna type pretty much the same thing....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

thats actually batman

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)

Er, no it isn't.

Batman goes;

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

NAA NAA!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

Hey Jude!

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)

No no no no no!

What is wrong with you all?

Hey Jude goes;

Naaa na na! Na na na na naaaaaaaa! Na na na naaaaaaa! Naaaaaaaaa naaaaaa!

Na na na na na na na na na!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

isn't that shuddupayourface?

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)

No!

I'm getting bored of all of you now!

Shaddup your face goes;

Na na na na na! NA! Na na na na na! Na!

Na na na na na!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)

Julie Moult is an idiot!

Pfft

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

I do like a happy ending :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

Roobarb!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

actually, it's small balls of Uranium-235

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

Ace dawg!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)

Oh, crimony.

*applause*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

hahaogod

woo :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

should really have been done by now

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

Hahaha@PandrewMarr

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

all he does is introduce the bloody program

the lazy sod, he even stole the idea from Trevor Mcdonald

/ihatejeremyvine blog

also: woo!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

It's fun how they make him stand in the cold though

as everyone else is going home.

hooray for BBC budget cuts

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

Cunts of the 80s, a cut out and keep guide.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)

The only cunt from the 80s that I miss

is Jo Guest's bleach blonde one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)

Surely, this is a Health & Safety nightmare!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)

Paedophile!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)

Didn't she go mental? Or did I dream that?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)

She was in the blur video.

I don't know if that helps.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

Ah yes. 'Cuntry House', to expand on a theme.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

She's got some horrible disease

and looks like a living zombie

quite sad really

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

Is that not Jo Brand?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

I thought that was Leslie Ash

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fastcar, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)

Partnered with Fred Palascak, Sarah competed in the 2008 ITV Dancing on Ice competition. She was the first to leave the competition, having lost in the first week's dance off to Samantha Mumba. Judge Jason Gardiner described her skating style as "A disabled pensioner trying to stumble across ice wearing stiletto heels".

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)

You can still see that

if you know where to look :)

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fastcar, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

Well yes

and I have a lot of my old periodicals, but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

A collection of

Art Pamphlets is always a good thing

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fastcar, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

hahaha

good taste.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

My sisters got a Mike Reid game when I was a nipper

It was a book with an electonic gadget. There was a question with two answers. You chose your answer, held the gadget over it, pressed the button and it told you if it was the correct answer or not.

/This Is Joliet's Life

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

I had something like that with a sort of pen thing

and the pen thing had a red light and a green light. That's pretty much all I remember.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)

I had a stick which was painted white...

I say painted white, it was the stick my dad used to stir paint before her decorated the living room ceiling...

I used to love that stick.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)

you've not seem him since bonfire night 1989

but he's flown all the way from your Dad's to be here tonight...

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

*pretends to like the stick just as much as he used to even though he's outgrown it*

ARG - it's 2:30 and I really need to work.

If anyone sees me here again today please tell me to fuck off and do my work.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

or stay here

and we'll help do your work

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

Yes. I'm good at doing work.

Stay and play. How can I help?

*gets notepad and pen and sexy secretary-type glasses*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)

phwoar

right - well - I have to put together a paper proposing non standard fees for the 2010/11 session ... and one to change the policy for refunds for PGT withdrawals... and put an agenda together... and a couple of other things.

also - Ms. Yam_Bucket, could you please come into my office and take something down...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)

Err... righto.

*undoes top button and hopes for the best*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)

happy birthday for tomorrow

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)

Thank you very much :D

Now, run along and do some w*rk, there's a good lad :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)

Ladies and Gentlemen

& esteemed colleagues, I propose we need to introduce non-standard fees for the 2010/11 session, as clearly from the evidence available we can see that standard fees haven't worked in 2008/09 and are set to fall behind France in 2009/10. If you all look at the bar chart in the handout this is unrefutable. And so, in conclusion, vote Yes on proposition 21.

There, done.

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

That's the mother!

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

Questron!

fucking brill.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

wow!

and here I was thinking that "Simon" was the pinnacle of technology from my childhood ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)

Were it not a stick and a ball?

Sorry, I'm not really up on Victorian toys ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)

whip and top

you cheeky fucker.

and clackers. Remember clackers? They were absolutely fucking lethal. Ergo, brilliant.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

Ha!

Clackers made their first comeback when I were a nipper.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

Clackers were banned at our school

as were those bits of plastic that, when smacked on your wrist, would wrap around it. Too many kids injuring themselves with them

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

They banned velcro at our school

cos it was too noisy

true story

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Did you happen to go to a Catholic School?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)

Thankfully not...

it was kids were ripping the velcro back and forth on their trainers and making noise

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

Aye,

they were made illegal in the end werent they? After a couple of kids ended up with slit wrists or something.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

Did they?

I'm not up on popular culture.
One of my favourite toys was a gyroscope that lit with the energy of its own motion and came with a miniature Eiffel tower that you could balance it on as it spun. I was fascinated by that ( of course I was, it was SCIENCE)

edit:// my old mind is fuddled. The light up one was a huge thing and did not come with the tower, that was a smaller die-cast gyro. I had both at different times.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)

You do know that Science doesn't exist right?

It is all a concept invented by the NWO to keep you in your place! If teh truth came out, we would all be able to fly!

TRUFAX!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)

VERSION FOR THICKIES.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

ha!

I knew that there would be Simon pictures :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

Hahahahahhaha! outstanding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)

Hurrah!

A version I may be good at!

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

Not a fan then?

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)

Exhibit A m'lud

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)

was Icke on Saturday Superstore?....blimey don't remember him

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)

That is probably because

the reptilians beamed their rays in and made you forget!

Noon Prodge!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

I was thinking the same...

'ning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

Nothing wrong with Sarah Greene

except her heads a bit too big for her body

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

And she's dead.

Is she dead? One of them is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

she's not dead

one of which?

Saturday superstore presenters?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

Blue Peter.

Never mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

an iphone gag

i'm so sorry, (as a saving grace i edited CR3's whizzy computer video, so i'm not as talentless as it may seem)

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

just hold the phone slightly forward

and the ship will right itself :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

kind of reminds me of that bit in Star Wars The Force Unleashed... where you do a really big poo and it takes like 8 Force Flushes to sink it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

Oh god, now I'm imagining a jedi birth.

"Everybody, on my mark... Force Push!"

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

Haha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)

hahaha

: )

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)

Hehehe

You thilly

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)

Painted Vector-Style Test #1

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

That's very well done.

Who's he? Is he you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

int it a she?

*confused*

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

*peers* could be, actually.

I don't know anymore. All the boys look like girls and all the girls look like Ellen DeGeneres nowadays.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

great isn't it

half a pint of wine and I'm literally anybody's

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

and that's why you're so popular

at the book club

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)

that

and my Waterstone's discount. It has absolutely nothing to do with my personality.

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)

This is true

especially in vectors

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

It's killerkitti

From last night's tin foil thread

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

Oh.

Nice vector, anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

hahahahahahahaha...........

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

fight fight fight fight

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)

I don't want to fight :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)

haha is that a handicapped person?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

That's not very nice :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)

I like this muchly

because the person looks like Alison Hannigan.

And it's mighty woo!

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

Studio Pt 2.

1st effort

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)

All I ever seem to fucking do in our studio anymore

is dust and vacuum the fucking place!

All part of the "keeping the refurbed place tidy" policy. Yeah, well if you hadn't bought the world's most dust attracting carpet and had bought a vacuum cleaner with a bit more suction than an asthmatic donkey it would be a whole lot easier...

Woo and yay by the way!

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

just hold a tissue against a dusty area

then, place mouth over tissue

breathe in vigorously

discard now dust collecting tissue into receptacle

repeat in other dusty locations until room is tidied

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)

Yes, that sounds a lot easier

O_o

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)

yes

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)

Wooow.

*likes the pretty lights, but has full control of her lipstick arm*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

ooh, filter/stylise/find edges, invert colours

then animate it into wooness :D

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)

so this damsel fly goes into a bar............

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)

happy b3taday

congrats on your tinfoil hat too, incredible. I shall save up and make you an offer for it.

Edit: sorry, I thought I'd wooed the pic too. Woo! Nicely amminated.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)

cheers

you'll have to pay extra for the cat

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nicely :D Happy b3taday!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

hahahahahah! lunacy!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)

'appy-candle-day mister

woo and yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

I know this! I know this!

"And the barman says 'We've got a whisky named after you!', and the Damsel Fly goes 'What - Eric?'"!

Um ...

Actually ...

Actually maybe that's not it ...

*wanders off*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)

woo, candles, nicely done

Best Groucho-Marx-Nose-adjusting dragonfly ever :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)

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